WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
HE WAS GONNA FARM THE REST OF HIS LIFE
FUCK
muh emotions
>get involved with outlaws
>claim you're reformed and go after them
>not expecting them to come after you until you're dead
Shit's like turning on the mafia or Yakuza.
>>340675241
he had a irredeemable past, he was beyond scum
his death was quick and more than he deserved
>>340675241
A violent death for a violent life.
He was the last living memory of the nastiest old West gang. A loose end, if you wanna call it that.
>>340675241
All he had to do was active Dead Eye.
>>340675937
but he did
>>340675365
YOUR HANDS UPON
Never forget my dickbag friend spoiled Marston dying in the end the day of release because he thought it'd be funny.
We're actually not friends anymore.
>>340676264
Sorry to hear that
I was lucky I didn't get spoiled
>>340675756
>>340675797
Ross, pls go
he a good cowboy he dindu nuffin
he goin to da farm gettin his life back in the saddle
>>340676264
>people spoiling to be whacky and funny
makes my blood boil
>>340675994
>>340675937
>mfw realizing rockstar only let you activate dead eye to premptively fuck off a wave of 'he should have just activated dead eye xD' meme comics
>>340675937
you still had six shots before running on empty
they were with more
Does Rockstar hate the US government or something? I feel like any US officials are presented in a bad light in all of their games.
Not complaining there, though.
>>340675937
john didn't walk out of the barn to confront anyone, he walked out to die
He wasnever, evergonna escape
>>340676434
>>340676459
Yeah it hurt because the game ended up my favorite of all time but I just went through the whole thing with YOU DIE AT THE END nagging in the back of my mind.
People who spoil shit like that are honestly scum.
>>340676912
The good government agents tend to be killed off pretty quickly, like in that one mission in GTA V.
Speaking of which, is there gonna be a expansion pack any time soon? The only updates I'm seeing is for GTA Online which I don't care about, I just want more single player content.
>>340676912
it's only logical to present the opposition in a negative manner, especially considering you're a criminal in almost every game they make
>>340676912
if you're going to be playing as a criminal, it's imperative that rockstar paints your characters main opposition (authority) in as bad a light as possible so that you can sympathize with who you're playing as
this is why the prefects in bully are such shit-heads, the police in san andreas are corrupt, the cops from vice city are such violent assholes, the government in red dead redemption use john like a toy, and so on
>>340675756
>>340675797
It is in forgiving that we are forgiven, friends.
>>340676912
yes
rockstars are run by britbongs
>>340675241
The best part is how you fought of hordes of guys twice as big multiple times throughout the game
>>340677214
GTA V still had Dave alive at the end, he was pretty cool
>>340676678
or, you know, to add suspense and cinematic tension once the player realized that using it was futile
>>340677378
This shit always gets me. If you're going to kill the main character in a cutscene, it has to be by something that they wouldn't be able to beat in gameplay.
>>340677494
Yeah, but he's technically corrupt as fuck. On a objective level, the only decent character was that spanish dude investigating into Steve Hanes and Dan's shannigans. And he got headshot right away.
>implying he would just be content farming the rest of his life
>implying he wouldnt be killing people even as an old man
>not being familiar with the film Unforgiven
Found the pleb, it's OP.
>>340677541
I love how they give you a last ditch chance to try deadeye all of the soldiers. Is it even possible to kill them all?
>>340677749
yeah you kill them all and live happily ever after playing farmville
>>340676991
You fight against insane odds throughout the whole game, including an actual army. This is the only valid interpretation.
>>340677749
Nope. I tried it with that high-capacity pistol.
If you mark all of them, deadeye just shuts off, and you don't take anyone down.
>Your hands upon, a dead mans gun and you're, looking down, the sights
>>340677749
I remember someone on /v/ tried switching to the Evans Repeater but it turned off Deadeye and he just looked like a retard at the end
>last mission as Jack
>hogtie Ross' wife and molotov the cabin
>lasso his brother and drag him through the Rio Grande
>find Ross, duel using the 1911 despite maining the Double Action the whole game
>fire every bullet in the magazine in Ross' gut
>the very same 1911 he gave Pa
Remember my family.
>>340677541
canonically, whenever Marston faces a horde of enemies it's always in a wide place with breathing room. The barn is literally a choke point where he could be shot like a fish in a barrel.
>>340676912
>Does Rockstar hate the US government or something?
well they are based in the UK, so yes.
>>340677992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-fZOxz14T8
>>340678057
Good point
>>340676991
this. him and his family would be hunted forever if he didn't die
>>340677378
Surely he could have held them off from the upper level of the barn, or thrown molotovs out.
Post that video with the alternate ending.
>At the very end as Jack Marston
>Finally find and kill Ross
>*guitar twang* RED DEAD REDEMPTION
Man, what a game
>mfw britcucks are STILL mad about being BTFO in 1776
>>340677749
No, but if you are good enough, you can take a good number down with you.
>>340678041
>bury me not on the lone praire
>where the coyotes howl and the wind blows free
>>340678057
>>340677947
>>340677749
>>340677541
>>340677378
Congratulations on missing the point you fuckboys. He wanted to die so they would stop hunting his family. If he'd killed them all more would come
>>340675241
Why is Marston the most likable character in Rockstar history (and one of gaming as well).
Cant think on a more based character in vidya
>>340675937
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS
>>340678487
Maybe you just lack a father figure, he was really dumb for an adult.
>>340678487
because he was hunted by his past and was forced to make it right (unlike niko, who kept on being a criminal)
that makes for a badass and also humble personalty with lots of development
>>340678487
Because he was a good guy at heart, who nonetheless did many bad things throughout his life. He was likeable but flawed, realistic. Just like a normal human person.
>>340678105
>>340678297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
>>340678574
Yeah, because only a flawless character can be likeable, huh?
Retard.
>>340678574
My father was killed when i was a child... so maybe?
I dont think he was dumb for a videogame character tho, considering the rest of the characters in the game...
>RDR 2 announced
>Overtards are going to spam ITSHIGHNOON over and over again.
>>340677262
>this is why the prefects in bully are such shit-heads
Actually they were toned down a lot from the concepts we got. The worst they do is call you names, but they never abuse their authority. Some of the teachers are total shit-heads though.
>>340678823
All you had to do.
>was a bandit and killed god knows how many innocents
>tried to make it right when justice came for him
>thought he had paid his debts but in reality the blood of the innocents would never leave his hands
>justice finally comes for him and he accepts
I got angry when he just accepted it but I realize it would have been unfair for him to just go on living.
>>340675241
>Why didnt they leave him alone.
On the last mission with them, they tell you the government is changing, and so was the world.
The ones who shot him down had marshals badges on, Texas Law came to town.
>>340678823
>imploring
>>340675937
>>340678057
>>340677541
>>340677378
Marston walked out to die. He knew that they would always hunt him and his family as long as he lived. He could never own land or a business. He would have no way to make an honestly living. He would either have to always be on the run with his family committing robberies again like the old days and make them criminals as well, or give his family a chance to start new. Maybe give his son a better start than he had.
The only way to protect them was to die.
[Spoiler] Which makes it even fucking sadder that his son throws it all away for revenge.
>>340675241
Everyone gets what's coming to them.
As John himself said, "Some men just have to die".
>>340679331
I'm glad I fucked up my spoiler.
>>340678945
>bringing something else up that's unrelated just so you can shit on them.
Le high noon
>>340679331
Spoken like a true coward.
>>340679331
Could have moved to Canada though
>>340675241
farmers are mass murderers. they kill millions of rodents every month not to mention the countless lives of plants lost.
>>340678417
This guy gets it.
If he didn't die there, it'd never end. He quit the gang and started up the ranch to live a normal life; if he didn't end things there, his family would end up outlaws and it would just keep going until they all ended up dead.
>>340678314
This game was fucking perfection.
>yfw Red Dead Redemption was referring to Jack
>yfw John ultimately failed trying to prevent his son from living the life of violence like he himself had
>>340677074
It really is sucky. When someone does that, they take something from you that you can never get back. They literally can't repay it
>>340678487
He was a bad boy and a good man.
A humble badass with a good head on his shoulders. Not to mention, he was quick with the bants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hSEwy8ZORc
>>340678574
Considering a lot of people in the old west didn't grasp basic literacy, Marston was a reasonably smart guy. He could get by on his own wits.
>>340675241
>he didn't get the hidden ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
>>340676912
Yes, many of their games involve government corruption which is why they made the twist in GTA V that the part of the government you were specifically working for WASN'T corrupt for once.
Fuq this game was GOOD.
Friends!
Hard-working souls of ... /v/!
Gather round, gather round.
Do you suffer from Autism? Leddit?
Acute, chronic, sciatic, neurologic, or inflammatory shitposting?
>>340678823
>It's real
Holy fucking shit
>>340678574
He was an orphan in wild west america, back when going to school was more of a strong suggestion then a liability.
A big part of his character is how despite being street smart he's book dumb and how this contrasted with his son who before growing up to avenge his father was the opposite.
The games name was Red Dead Redemption
>hes dead
>hes red (from blood)
>all the people he killed got the redemption from his death
stick to comicbook movies, kiddos
>>340678314
>tfw my ShitBox 360 is dead
>tfw don't care to buy another console as I'm a PC gaymer
>tfw this game will never ever on PC
>tfw PS3 emulation is in early stages and doesn't run this game
Why live...
I just wanna play through the story one more time...
>>340679651
John was sent to fucking Mexico to kill some of his companions.
You don't think after he killed a bunch of federal agents they would bother to send someone to Canada?
>>340678823
>Marston family secret technique
>not playing the alternate ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
My ex-gf bought GOTY RDR on PS3 and I have the copy. Been wanting to replay but I heard some shit about the PS3 version sucking.
the protagonist dying at the end is without a doubt the biggest hackneyed cop out move you can pull in a work of fiction
>>340681063
I'm pretty sure they're both exactly the same.
PS3 version got an extra gang hideout / outfit though.
>>340681063
its not that bad it just has way less grass
>>340681063
some grass patches are gone
it's nothing worth buying a 360 for if you already have a PS3
>>340681178
Most of the time, sure.
Except in RDR it was basically foreshadowed during the entire story.
>>340676912
Yes, brits hate americunts and Rockstar and GTA began life in Glasgow, thus the negative portrayal.
>>340681178
Anon, it's okay to be sad. That's all that ever could have happened to John.
>>340681513
>Rockstar began in Glasgow
How have they never done an Irish gang game
How is Undead Nightmare?
I loved RDR, but I never got round to playing it.
>>340681063
Framerate is worse on ps3
>>340681657
Wouldn't have much appeal to America I imagine. Shame because they would probably make it pretty interesting. IRA campaigns in 70s London would be cool.
>>340681063
its alright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrH8_tw1rk
>>340681691
Completely redeemed the boring post game. In fact I'd say it's one of the best DLC's from that generation period.
AND NOW I KNOW THE ONLY COMPASS THAT I NEED
IS THE ONE THAT LEADS BACK TO YOU
>>340678041
I didn't kill any of Ross's acquaintances.
The thought didn't even cross my mind, actually but even if it had I wouldn't have done it.
No one but yourself should suffer the consequences of your actions.Maybe it's why Ross didn't kill Jack and Marston's wife.
>Our time has passed, John.
What did he mean by this?
>>340681813
>Wouldn't have much appeal to America I imagine.
But Americans love claiming to be Irish and wholeheartedly supported IRA scum on that basis alone
>kill all your friends to save your family
>sacrifice yourself for a better life for your son
>His quest for vengeance against his father's killer drives him into the same life mistakes you made
Must feel bad desu senpai
No Lose ends
>>340679485
How do you mean?
The whole game is shades of morality. John is sent to kill his old friends and essentially was only one misstep from still being one of them.
At the same time the government official sending John is corrupt, and abusing his power to send John on this journey. However this doesn't change the fact that all his friends really are outlaws who have committed horrible crimes and need to be brought to justice.
John wanted to have a clean slate and do honest work. But he had committed the same crimes as all the rest. In his new life he would be one of the people he formerly robbed and killed.
John dies to give his son Jack who had an education and something of a family a new and better start.
Jack becomes a murderer to kill the now retired official who killed his father and becomes the outlaw he never wanted him to be.
R u implyin I wouldn't shoot the man who killed my father?
It's revenge and he is a murderer but it doesn't make it right. But bein' right isn't always the most important thing.
DUDE SYMBOLISM LMAO
>>340682228
That's not symbolism that's the actual fucking devil in human skin.
>>340675241
>WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
Because the wild west had to die, anon
>>340682081
You mean Bostonians
Most of us don't care.
>>340679331
You can find a book in GTA V written by J. Marston, pretty safe to say Jack went on to become an author after avengine John.
>>340682228
That was his subconsciousness
He knew he was going to die soon and it drove him partially insane
>>340682423
nice theory man u should make a youtube vid about it
>>340675607
Dutch's gang didn't come after John, the gubment did.
>>340682228
Is that the there will be blood guy
>>340682382
I don't think it's pretty safe to say that.
>>340682081
>IRA
>Scum
Haha okay. Fuck the Queen.
>>340682291
>Devil
>Not God
>Being a degenerate outlaw and ruin Johns chances of becoming a better person
>>340682072
"You cant be a free man living life as you please, you have to play by the rules."
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/f7J50tK.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>post yfw Mexico
>>340679331
You can press CTRL+S to summon spoilers
;^)
>>340681657
>>340681813
>there will never be a GTA set in 1970s Belfast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSPosYP-bDg
>>340682674
Mexico was boring.
Just put the poncho on and got through the missions there as quick as possible.
>>340682594
>3 piece black suit with a fucking top hat
>wiry moustache
>piercing eyes
>tells him "it's a good spot" to his future grave site
>"I'm an accountant in a way"
>picture of him in marstons house
>can't be killed once the stranger missions are done
Maybe old testament god, but I'm leaning with the devil.
>>340682764
GAHND TEFT AUTOW.
Fuck this game was so good. I remember seeing full blown trailers for this at the cinema around release date. My dad said it looked cool. He hates videogames.
>>340682764
> Doing gun runs in rural Armagh.
> Recon in Sandy Row with a car full of republican pals.
> Revenge murders by the U.V.A on the Falls road
Fuck. It would be so good.
>>340682868
Hi Jamie Bryson, shoulda known you would be on /v/ you are such a shitposter.
>>340682674
Mexico was actually my favorite part of the game. I was surprised when I heard that a great many people felt it to be the weakest segment.
>>340682674
>Uncle has lover he frequently visits in Mexico
>Ask me if I'm nice enough to give away one of my Xbox games for his little cousin
>Kid doesn't have that many good games
>Decide to let him keep my copy of RDR
Kinda regret it desu.
>>340676129
A DEAD MAN'S GUN, AND YOU'RE
>>340682585
Except it is. We're unlikely to ever get a continuation of Jack's story since the wild west was dying when he became an adult, and would've been totally eradicated by the time he reached John's age. You're not forced to go around killing people and robbing banks as Jack unless you want to, his story ends with him avenging John. Anything that happens after is conjecture, and the book he wrote is all we have to go on.
It's not a lot, but it's much more likely that he followed his dream of becoming an author after killing Ross than it is that he just became an outlaw for the five years he would've been able to before that kind of life just stopped being possible.
>>340682817
Same. I took a fairly long break with the game because I found it so boring there. That was the first time I ever bothered fast traveling in the game. I just wanted to get on with it.
>>340680372
Best character, always used the Monopoly Man in multiplayer.
>>340678314
>"Finally at last I got my Red Dead Redemption!"
can't believe they put that line there
>>340681657
Probably cause Glasgow is in Scotland
>>340682228
>people dont know who that is supposed to be
Anyone who isnt born yesterday and watched old movies about the wild west know what that scene refers to.
But I guess kids just watch A Fistful of Dollars and pretend to be fans of the genre.
>>340683231
same thing
>>340682592
That's actually a great point, I've changed my mind
>>340683008
I liked Mexico's environment and John's adjusted dialogue and butchered attempted Spanish but the whole main quest line of having to help the rebels and then the government sucked. I know it was supposed to be a reference to the whole classic Yojimbo thing but it was just poorly done and I hated both sides.
His poncho is pretty god tier though.
>>340683231
And America is in another continent? Doesn't stop them making a game around the States.
I think he is referring to the Troubles having a profound effect on the whole of the UK.
>>340682674
Landon Rickkets does not resolve the fact that it's too big, boring and full of otherwise completely unlikeable characters.
>>340682552
No, he's got no milkshake
>>340683231
Yeah but, as usual, the Irish cause trouble wherever they go
>>340678085
Well specifically they are Scottish. And the Scottish hate absolutely everyone. They hate themselves the most but a game taking the piss out of scotland wouldnt sell as well as a game taking the piss out of America.
>>340675241
Bad people don't deserve to grow old and have a happy ending.
>>340683101
Please post your deep mario lore in other threads.
This cute little wink is just that and nothing more. Keep your fanfic to yourself.
did anyone elsekill the Edgar's wife, brother, and then him?Felt edgy man.
>>340675241
If people found out that the gubmint was working with one of the most notorious outlaws around, political careers could get ruined.
That's why Marston died.
>>340675365
I never noticed he had a telephone on his head before.
Undead Nightmare would have been massively improved if at then end, it had been revealed that it was Older Jack sat around a campfire telling the story.
>open barn door
>fuckton of cavalry soldiers
>deady eye pops
>realize the futility
>start to tear up
>just let it happen
>>340682081
>everything you just said
You fucking what? Most Americans know nothing of anything involving the ira and the care for the Irish people goes as far as "red hair is different so I'll suck thay guys dick IMMEDIATELY" while having no knowledge of the ira.
>>340684047
>Not fighting till the very end
Fucking coward.
>>340682674
That horrible spanish VAs
>>340679482
I want to feed D.Va Doritos and Mountain Dew!
>>340684069
>no knowledge of IRA
>supported them anyway because "I'm 1/20th Irish"
Don't see these being contradictory desu
>>340684167
it's already over. no need to fight. those soldiers don't even know why they're shooting at you. and ross isn't there to shoot.
>>340683698
I'm Scottish, and you're dead wrong. The only cunts we hate are the Scottish. Everyone else, we equally deride with satire and pastiche, the same as ourselves.
Just take one look at stuff like Still Game, Chewin The Fat and Limmy's Show and you'll see exactly how we see ourselves and the wider world. Daft as fuck.America is easy as source material for creating comedy, because its pretty much a parody of itself without even realising it
i still find it stupid how you murder like 100 army goons before they get you. and then it's supposed to be so impactful, like he didn't have it coming.
>>340684360
Calm down, Jock. I can feel your hate from here.
>>340683763
Not that poster, but ???????????
Is this the summer meme everyone is talking about? Because this poster is fucking retarded.
>>340684453
I meant we hate the English. Fuck. Every time I think about them, my blood boils and I lose vision.
>>340684047
>open the barn door and get fucking cut down before I finish my deadeye properly because it just cuts off mid way
>replay the whole mission so I can get as many of those fuckers as possible
>>340684350
Fordham is there, though.
>>340684371
>you murder like 100 army goons before they get you
you kill maybe like 5-6 if you go to the objective areas instead of sitting behind a wall shooting infinitely respawning soldiers
Ok time to replay this game
>>340684557
>and I lose vision
No, thats either the whiskey abuse or the fat in your veins due to the Mars bar fritters cutting off the blood supply to your optic nerves.
>>340680164
I really don't know why I laughed
>>340684360
>you're dead wrong
Well, not really mate, the only thing you disagree with him about is Scots hating the Scots more than they hate anyone else.
>>340675365
Why do I find this image so funny?
>>340682674
>the music that plays as you cross the border over the hill
>>340684663
>tfw can't drink alcohol because of a medical condition that'd stop my heart if I did
>haven't eaten a deep fried mars bar in my life
I'm a false Scot. I feel shame.
Who teared up when this song started playing as you entered Mexico?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkvAb6THQY
>>340684645
You got the Xbox version?
Why not PC?
Oh that's right;
N E V E R
E V E R
>>340682764
I dont want to drive shitty british cars
>>340676264
>mfw friend spoils end of dexter season 3 to me
>spoil RDR's ending for him in turn
>he has never forgotten it
yeah fuck you too ben
>>340684591
Dang. Time to replay and unload all bullets into him.
>>340684775
Is that in addition to the regular shame that every Scot feels?
>>340683115
>Get into a game of poker
>We're all zombies
>One Nigel
>BUGGERATION
>>340684761
>if you step off the path even for a second, the music stops and you can never hear it again
RUINED
>>340684645
Thanks for the money, anon ;)
>>340684782
good thing I still own my cuckbox
Anyone else got a boner when skinning animals?
>>340684781
When the mission to get there ended I was on a new horse, but I wanted my horse, so I got off and the song stopped immediately so I never heard it.
Didn't even know about it until after I finished the game and looked up the soundtrack.
>>340684829
dexter was shit and you definitely did a deeper sin
hopefully one day a firing squad will be your fate
>>340684807
>implying that flying around in a Ford Escort Cosworth wouldnt be fucking amazing
Anon please.
>>340684854
That's the Scottish Cringe. The deep embarrassment felt by our own culture. See You Jimmy hats and terrible football performance at national level.
>>340684530
It's a fucking nod for christs sake. You wouldn't say that doom takes place in the elder scrolls because there was a nod to skyrim in it.
>>340682072
>tfw we will never enter an age like the old west again
>there will never be gunslingers
>marston and dutch were part of a dying breed
fuck i wish this game was on pc
>>340684775
Do you at least consume your daily quota of Irn Bru?
>>340678823
>>340682789
>>340680985
>>340680164
Fuck's sake, people.
>>340683763
Your point is moot regardless of your disdain towards the other anon. Nobody knows what he goes on to do after the game is over and any theory has the possibility of being true, but seeing as they put that "wink" in GTA V, then it's much safer to assume that is what Rockstar had intended rather than living his life as a cowboy in a world that no longer needs them.
>>340678823
NIGERUN DAYO
>>340683279
>implying spaghetti westerns and eastwood aren't superior to hollywood westerns
WHOAH THERE
>>340685118
Nah, I had to give up on that because it was ruining my teeth. I drank at least 4 litres a day in my teens, every day, for about 6 years.
Had to give it up when the cavities got strong.
At least I can say I drank enough for a lifetime.
>>340685081
doomguy CONFIRMED a resident of Tamriel
>>340676912
Not in San Andreas.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
>>340678823
Is this actually in the game? How have I never seen this!
>>340684997
Man, I just cant fucking rustle you.
Well done Jock. You have earned my respect.
>>340685094
>>there will never be gunslingersThere never were gunslingers, anon. It was just Hollywood
>>340683763
You can kill someone without basing the rest of your life around killing more people, and it was for a just cause
>>340684069
He's just projecting his insecurities on the rest of America because he feels like he has no cultural identity, despite his actual culture being one of the greatest and most influential cultures that will ever grace the planet.
American culture is so prevalent, encompassing and ingrained in the lives of so many people, it's easy to forget that it even exists. It's like breathing. Everyone on the planet wears jeans, there are fast food restaurants everywhere, everybody likes to think they're the greatest shit since sliced bread (another American invention).
inb4 some salty third worlder tries to argue against me using their American-invented internet. Some day you're just going to have to accept that America really is #1.
I got it for xbox one when they accidently made it backwards compatible.
Should I play it?
>>340685094
The old west was alot more boring than you think.
They only had shootouts maybe twice a week.
>>340684807
Shitty British cars were C U T E
>>340685304
yeah but people still used big ass revolvers and shit and wore cool dusty outfits
and chances are there were some pretty fast gunhands out there
>>340685635
true, it was more like bone tomahawk probably
good movie if you like westerns
>>340685583
>American-invented internet
Doing good until this.
>>340685124
>>340685378
Do you know what you can do in Red Dead Redemption after Jack becomes a murderer?
You can kill more people, rob banks, steal and generally do anything John did. You even get new dialogue for certain things if you do them as Jack instead of John.
Know what you can't do?
Settle down and become an author.
Why isn't it backwards compatible yet, I just want to replay it
>>340685869
Because people will bitch if there's no way to play after the story's done.
Bethesda released a shitty DLC just to fix that problem with Fallout 3.
The changed dialogues were to keep things consistent.
>John dies
>expect the game to end then and there
>you're now playing as Jack
>>340675607
Did you even play the game?
>>340685797
But it was, anon.
You might be thinking of the World Wide Web, which is different and was invented by a British bloke.
>>340685949
because it will be a preorder bonus for RDR2
>>340685583
>calls others insecure
>writes all this unrelated shit for literally no reason to try and boost his ego
okay lol
>>340675365
>emotions are for the weak
>my emotions were taken away from me when I was bullied and rejected relentlessly in middle school
>it only made me a stronger shinobi!
>>340683448
America is the continent you fag. The actual country is named United States.
>>340685992
>you're playing as Jack
>get revenge on your father's killer
Fucking satisfying. And honestly, the game is depressing as fuck. Seeing them all dead, father mother and uncle, and knowing Jack is all that's left of the family. It's damn depressing. The game leaves you with bittersweet revenge. It's a better story than that fucking TLOU I'll tell you what.
>>340685992
On the one hand, it was nice to have that continuation, as well as the new voice clips for stranger missions.
On the other hand, Jack was a bit of a shit.WORK YA DAMN NAG
>>340685583
>pride is an american invention
meh tier bait
>>340683149
This meme is dumb. Act like retards to have more retard traffic it's how we got here.
>>340675241
>thought the game was all done and I could just free roam as jack
>notice a new stranger mission
>Nuture or Nature? trophy
>blowing that son of a bitch away into the mexico river
>>340675607
?
But they didn't come after him, John went after them and had already wiped them all out. Sorry that you didn't play the game.
>>340685992
>and then John was a zombie
>>340686137
No one cares, Pepe.
>>340685583
You haven't traveled the world much pal. The majority of the world doesn't give a flying fuck about America. Never have and never will.
>>340685118
Irn Bru is too fucking good, I love eating chocolate oranges and using Irn Bru to wash it down.
>>340686251
And where is "here"?
>>340686107
>shinobi
Back off, dishonorable criminal.
>>340683717
John wasnt bad, he just didnt havethat much of a choice.
He lived his life with the choices he had.
>>340686324
That sounds fucking toxic but I want to try it
>>340686303
Shut up queer bait.
>>340675241
>>340675937
> it's high noO-GUHHH
>>340686273
>Wanted to wear the outfit John wears on the cover, the elegant suit with no jacket
>It never shows up in-game
>Finally get it in the zombie DLC
>Only zombie John gets to wear it
FUCK YOU ROCKSTAR
>>340681063
>>340681227
The GOTY version on Xbox comes with the extra hideout and outfit and is the only version to have hardcore mode
![4f71215d84b62df32b3b0a21453f830f[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DvjwwNl.jpg "4f71215d84b62df32b3b0a21453f830f[1].jpg")
He had to pay for the wrongs he did. Once an outlaw, always an outlaw.
Did anybody not btfo Rossand his family?
I can't imagine anyone was cool with lettin him live.
Who /NeverFinishedFiveFingerFilet/ here?
I am so shit at that kind of mini-game
>>340686689
Why murder his brother and wife, though? That's not what John would have wanted for you, Jack.
>>340686784
Five Finger Fillet is fine, but FUCK Horseshoes.
>>340686689
I only killed Ross. Why would I kill the others? There is no evidence of wrongdoing on their parts.
>murdering his family
John wouldn't want that.
>>340687026
>>340687087
>>340687161
It's like you fags aren't even outlaws. He fucked with your family. You fuck with his.
>>340685797
America did invent the internet
IP addresses under IPv4 and 6 are distributed by the DoD
>>340687161
>murdering anyone
John didn't want that either.
>>340680920
British tended to shoot them
>>340686186
>the family farmhouse is now entirely empty except for when Jack comes around to it every once in a while
I don't know why but seeing it like that makes me feel
>>340686784
Fuck this minigame.
I'd rather play Liar's Dice.
>>340684591
I think that was just a guy that looked like him
Is the multiplayer on ps3 completely dead?
