This has got to be the shittiest boss in the game. I've had trouble with others, but this one takes the fucking cake. I've been at this for almost a week tweaking my character.
Not to mention everyone i summon sucks cock and doesn't know how to dodge.
>>340661123
>He hasn't made it to Nameless birdman
>He hasn't made it to Juggles Gundyr
>>340661123
>Not beating her at first try
you are just bad.
>>340661123
get a couple range summons to juggle the boss between them.
>>340661123
>not nameless king or Gundyr 2: Electric Boogaloo
lel
Is the most casual souls game too hard for you big boi?
>>340661310
>he hasnt fought Champion Gun
>>340661958
Nameless king was tough, but the champ was pretty easy compared to the dancer.
But the Dancer is piss easy. I was teleported straight to her fight after I beat all three Lords of Cinder and I had to fight her right after I fought Yhorm, without a break in between. I ended up beating her on the first try.
git gud
acquire proficiency
attain skill
>>340662074
You can beat the dancer as soon as you get to the room she spawns in later if you just hug her. Her attacks are insanely telegraphed and slow. Even the spin is easy if you just roll towards her.
This might be the easiest souls game to sequence break.
I CANT BEAT IT ITS SHIT
>>340662034
Gundyr aint shit
BTW OP HERE
>>340662330
>not just doing her at the start of the game
>>340662721
It was my first time playing. Unless I looked at a guide, or randomly killed that woman in the throne room, I wouldn't have ever encountered the Dancer.
So you're either a guide reading faggot or one of those faggots who randomly kills npcs for literally no reason.
>>340662565
If you haven't beaten dancer then you haven't faced the champ yet.
>>340662565
Can't get to the champ without beating the Dancer.
Good try tho shitter.
>>340662878
>>340662934
He's probably a newfag who thinks you guys mean Iudex Gundry, not the Champ.
>>340662861
A faggot who can actually beat an easy boss.
>>340663039
Yeah. Good for you. I said I beat her on my first try, too. What, you're saying you beat her harder than me or something?
>>340663139
Yes. Badlord.
>>340662861
>wahh dont kill npcs, it hurts my feelings.
Nigga u fukken gay.
>>340663224
Only autistic twelve year old edgelords go around randomly slaughtering npcs for no reason. You're a colossal faggot, it has nothing to do with my feelings, which is something I never even mentioned.
Why the fuck do you even play games? I bet you run around in all the rpgs you play just randomly cutting down npcs and giggling. Go play GTA you fucking faggot.
>>340661123
>I CAN'T BEAT THIS BOSS I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR WEEKS
>THE PEOPLE I SUMMON TO BEAT IT FOR ME AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH
??????????? what the fuck
>>340663474
Hey cocksucker. I said 1 week.
Lurn2Read
>>340661123
>playing game first run
>forced to fight dancer at least once without summons
>beat first try
get gud
>>340663628
Nice meme dude
>>340663354
>memes
Only 12 year old autistic edgelords give a shit about how other people play games m8. Go back to skyrim, no one can hurt your precious npcs there.
>>340663582
The point is, you're still a bitch.
>>340663765
Everyone's a bitch on this site
>>340663224
You probably were that kid in school.
>>340661123
You're not gonna like going up against Champion Gundyr or Nameless Kind.
>>340661123
Just try harder you boob
>>340663851
I probably was.
>>340663725
>skyrim
Funny considering you neckbeard faggots cried about that game not letting you kill children, because again you enjoy running around wantonly slaughtering npcs for shits and giggles. Like I said earlier, go play GTA or some other lowest common denominator game.
>>340663582
i thought i was an utter embarrassment after doing like ~20 tries in a couple hours
i dont even know even in ezmode DS3 how you have enough embers to keep disappointing your phantoms
>>340661123
how can people be so shit at this boss. beat her my first try on my origional playthrough and with one death ng+.
>>340664060
Pretty much this. I have a feeling that OP is trying to fight her at a really low level which is why he's having such a hard time. Either that or he sucks dick.
How the fuck can you be stuck on a boss for a whole goddamn week? As in, in every game, ever? Do you play for 5 minutes per day?
>>340663928
Listen to yourself senpai, you're an embarrassment. What is it that makes you think the way you play the game is so much superior to people who don't take it seriously and enjoy the challenge of killing the little fake people on the screen?
Beat Champion Gundyr on my first attempt, why all the hype?
Seriously, if you find Dancer hard you have no chance in beating the game.
Unless you summon like a faggot.
>>340664282
Judging by his posts, he's most likely retarded. And I don't me figuratively.
OP, find a different fucking hobby cause you suck shit at vidya.
>>340664613
What was your build? SL?
u guys are all noobs i beat all bosses by booting up the game haha what are you even doing lol
dont get why people think this is so hard
>>340664798
lololol epin xd
>>340664747
around SL70
str/fai using lightning blade and 2h greataxe
>>340661123
>get slash resist on any armor piece
>beat instantly
Nigga this shit was easy.
The entire game was fucking easy.
How fucking bad is everyone?
I ran through the entire game and NG+ as a level 60 and the only trouble I ever had was on the Gemini twins because I simply didn't have the hp or dps to bring them down alone.
Nameless King is literally a shield check.
Champion Gundyr is literally a dodge check.
>>340661123
>hasn't been able to beat the fucking dancer for a week
>people he summons are the ones to blame because they can't dodge
I bet they are so bad at dodging that you keep dying first every time.
>>340661123
I LIKED HER BUTT BEFORE I EVEN KNEW IT WAS A GIRL.
>>340663812
Not really. You're the only one.
>>340664870
I had more trouble with him than you at a highter SL.
I pretty much always died at his dumb spear charge that locks onto you for some fucking reason
>>340664613
Difficulty of any particular spot in Souls games depends on your character. Some bosses are hard for some players and easy for others, and some are the opposite.
For example, it took me about 5 hours to beat Gaping Dragon, yet I beat Nito and 4 Kings on my first try.
>>340665003
m8 you're shit
true gamers did naked sl1 right off the bat
how bad can you be?
>>340664451
>What is it that makes you think the way you play the game is so much superior
Nothing, and in fact I never said I was superior. Quite frankly anyone who goes around randomly killing npcs for no reason in a story driven rpg is a colossal faggot. That's just how it is. I used to do that when I was in high school and it's cringeworthy to even think of. I'm an embarrassment? When you're the one going around killing "little fake people on the screen" for no reason? Sure pal.
You look and sound like a huge edgelord.
>>340665491I know you're shitposting, but the PvP is pretty fun at low levels :^)
>>340664870
That's maybe my favorite build. That shit is so fun
>>340666258
This. Playing as a Paladin is the fucking shit.
>>340665930
Dark Souls isn't story driven """"""pal"""""". Once again...
>people aren't playing the game the way I want them to :'(
>>340666593
Once again you misunderstand what I'm saying and you're just projecting. Let me spell it out for you.
I don't give a fuck how you play the game, and I don't want to control how you play it. I'm just telling you that your chosen method of playing is autistic, and by defending it so adamantly you in turn sound autistic.
>>340661123
a whole week? sounds like YOU dont know how to dodge
>>340666884
You're the one defending a playstyle mate, I'm letting you know there are various ways to enjoy the game.
You're mad as fuck by the way.
>>340661123
>too far out in county/deep trees that there is no possible internet connection
>this forces me to fight dancer alone and push myself to become better at the game
>I failed to git gud
