Oh so Australians exist now? Thanks for acknowledging us, video game industry.
It only took 30 years.
>>340658914
Australia always existed as a cess pool of trash
>>340659032
There it is, you ungrateful aussie cunts. There's three more sequels too.
>>340658914
Maybe if you cunts actually did more in the world beside threatening to choke out Johnny Depp's dogs you would have a more noticeable presence.
As it stands, Australia really isn't famous for anything besides Gallipoli.
And a very accurate portrayal to boot
Kano.
>>340658914>they still have American accents>lol
>>340659181
Has anything important ever happen on Austrailia? Like wars or political movements that influenced the world?
>tfw Finland will never be awknowledged in Vidya in any major way.
Not even Remedy, a fucking Finnish company, has done anything that relates to Finland.
I just want mentionings.
>>340658914
>What is TF2
Australia is the wealthiest and most advanced country in that universe
>>340659390
None of the playable characters are australian.
>>340659356
They started a war withemus
>>340658914
although this guy is technically from New Zealand, the game has some pretty Australian shit in it.
>>340659375
Several meme games have spurdo in them.
Most people consider Spurdo to be Finlands greatest contribution to humanity.
>>340659564
>Most people consider Spurdo to be Finlands greatest contribution to humanity.
Those people are right.
>>340659356
The Great Emu War
There was a Mad Max game like last year.
>>340659480
Which they lost.
>>340659032
Tasmania. Not 'straya
>>340659460
>>340659485
he's an Australian national isn't he?
And only just new Zealand heritage?
>>340659356
world war 2
>>340659375
>Sam Lake isn't a major guy
>>340659789
pretty sure they found out in the comics that both his parrents were from New Zealand, that is why he fights at a range, and doesn't go full HULK SMASH like Saxton Hale.
>tfw Irish
>>340658914
>Australians
>Giving a fuck
>And typing legibly
Nice try OP I bet you're not even upside down you faker.
>>340659564
>Several meme games have spurdo in them.
Name one.
>>340659356
Invented WiFi and the bionic ear, outside of that mastered shitposting.
Why should the world acknowledge Australians? Australians are literally the dumbest, inbred, unlawful people in the world. Whenever your kind should ever be talked about is only when it's mentioning how much shit covers your awful island.
>>340658914
it's 5am cunt, what are you doing up?
>>340660058
Meme run
>>340659375
Finland always gets the sniper/quiet person role.
>>340659789
here is the comic page mate.
>>340658914
doesn't the entirety of Crash Bandicoot happen in Australia? Isn't Australia the only place a bandicoot is even found?
>>340658914
No one cares go back to a fighting kangaroo jack faggot
>>340660207
Just got home from the pub mate.
>>340659356
Australians invented fruit ninja.
>>340658914
At least you're not Canadian.
australians are so upset that nobody notices them that they resort to 24/7 shitposting. honestly, who likes them?
>>340659303
>junkrat
>american
Mate, Junkrat has the best accent in the game. The fat one just sounds like a villain from a PS2 game.
>>340660207
Yeah fuck oath, Goodnight cunts.
>>340660383
>Implying Canadians are worse than Australians.
At least they have Oil and fresh drinking water. Australians literally offer nothing to the world besides shitposting.
>>340660303
Sniper is obviously Australian. New Zealand lost existence after he was born, so technically it didn't existed and sniper took the first nationality he cames across : Australia.
Phew. Dodged a bullet there.
>>340660537
fuck yougoodnight <3
>>340660637
and a fuck load of uranium, industrial diamonds, iron ore and coal.
>>340660267
Where?
>>340660432
Not that anon, but I know almost all the white people in Santa Fe sound like the dweeby little guy, and you occasionally hear it going further south in the state. Can't place the fat one though.
>>340660708
but New Zealand didn't disappear in the setting, it just broke down. New Zealand was a futuristic metropolis that got turned into a wasteland, the landmass was always there.
>>340660838
Who the fuck uses coal? Inbred Australians once again showing the world how deep in the stone age they are. Pic related, last years Miss Australia.
>>340658914
Literally 80% of countries weren't ever represented in games, get over yourself shitposter.
>>340660303
Those garbage fanfiction comics just got worse and worse, huh?
![0df[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/08tCBR0.png "0df[1].png")
Never forget.
Fuck off Aussie
>>340661442
And all of them are more relevant than Austria.
>>340660637
But we're talking about videogames...
>>340661569
>moot
literally who?
Theres a fucking Mad Max game on NES
>>340661728
shitty tripfag that used to frequent this site like year ago
>>340661621
Hey Austria had Hitler.
Chloe in uncharted is an Aussie
>>340661941
Oh, silly me, I mean Australia. The country is so pathetic that I don't even bother trying to spell it right most times.
>>340659637
>it took 10 bullets to bring down every one emu
>>340662054
>no Cougar Chloe in Uncharted 4
>>340659356
they have a shitload of uranium deposits so I guess it's something?
>>340662541
They also made her ass smaller.
>>340661274
>being this retarded.
>>340662615
Disappointing.
>mfw video games portraying Australians as the bottom of the barrel criminals they are
>>340660174
>>340659181
Their universes are top notch and have plenty of renowned researchers, have international scientific conferences each year.
In my opinion they do plenty, but maybe you meant why should plebs acknowledge Australians, in which case I don't know.
>>340658914
>It only took 30 years.
Come on anon
>>340659356
We invented a lot more than what people realize.
>>340660207
I've got nothing better to do with my life m8
>>340659356
We celebrate losses, unlike you lot who celebrate victories.
>>340658914
I'm still waiting for a decent game to have Hungarians in it...
>>340661553
(You)
>Junkrat fucking 2m
>Roadhog only 2.20m
>>340663061
Maybe if you actually had some victories to celebrate you'd do otherwise. But no all you can do is "Oh man, remember that time we got our asses handed to us by fucking birds? What a great time that was."
>>340663416
Junkrat is lanky as shit dude.
OH BOY IT'S ANOTHER OVERWATCH THREAAAAAAAD
WEEEEEEEEW LAAAAD
>>340662838
>Be holidaying in Britain
>Multiple people saying they want to visit Australia some day
>Tell them it's easy, all you need to do is steal a loaf of bread
>They all get mad for some reason.
Hey, that's not true!
The entire Terran race in starcraft was a bunch of deported criminals, surely that's a representation of Australia?
>>340659375
Well what are the finer aspects of Fin culture? What would you want to see in a game?
>your country will never ever get cool characters
>>340659356
Word's best shitposters
They rule /int/ with an iron fist
>>340659390
SAXTON
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340662243
mate have you ever shot an emu
they're not soft cunts like your shitty yank birds that fucking fly or some shit
>>340662741
But I'm not Australian. Here's a picture of the 2 smartest Australian people.
>>340663853
Some sort of defensive, winter war themed soldier style hero, with a bolt action sniper, that has a bolt action, ironsighted hunting riffle, and a sub machine gun. His e ability would be throwing a molotov coctail, and his shift ability would be taking off on some high tech skis that allow him to move fast for a brief moment. His Q ability would shroud him, and any allies around him, in a blinding snowstorm, that would make spotting his exact location hard.
>>340663968
tell me about it
>>340663968
You have an oc on /mlp/ that is used to shitpost to high heaven.
You also get to invoke shitposting in regular circles on this site with
>white
>>340659375
At least we are anime. Raging bulldykes, but still.
>>340658914
>It only took 30 years.
Not long enough.
>>340664701
but spain has shit like Vega and Vega is one of my favorite videogame characters and has a more largely-known culture
argentina doesn't have anything for the international crowd besides maybe soccer
>>340664663
Doesn't sound very Finnish.
Where are the horse archers? Where are the memes?
>>340658914
Maybe you shouldn't ban everything the game industry makes, they might not dislike you then.
>>340664919
Manlet in a snowy ditch isn't enough for you?
>They will never EVER make a Canadian character.
>And even if they do they will either be a cuck or a feminist.
Wake me up.
>>340664959
You're thinking of Germany.
>>340664910
oh and also Tango
still, both things have little to no thematic exploitability to warrant a good argie character, are there even stereotypes to work with besides >white ?
>>340665021
Kaiden was revealed to be from the interior of B.C in Mass Effect 3, he was also shown to be bisexual but that's redundant information.
>>340664910
I think that we still haven't recovered from "le ebin torero" Miguel from Tekken.
Fucking hell, who thought it was a good idea.
Did we all just up and forget the greastest Austrailian ever createdLenny Loosejocks
>>340658914
>>340665021
Um....Raven from Tekken?
Also according to Tag 2 this is a canadian location
>Mexican
>Literally no Mexican characters in vidya
T-thanks
>>340665339
Never heard of that
>>340665524
King, Armor King, Tizoc/King of Dinosaurs, Guacamelee
>>340665524
>>340665524
Donte.
And Reaper.
>>340658914
>still no Boganese MILF support character for the junkers
>you will never kiss Junkrat and Roadhog's booboos and make them all better
This is suffering.
>>340665857
>Donte
Took me a second
>>340661273
>New Zealand was a futuristic metropolis that got turned into a wasteland
Just like real life
minus the futuristic metropolis
>>340665021
I think that one dude from Wave Race 64 was Canadian. So you've got at least one
>>340664919
>Doesn't sound very Finnish.
Only because you don't know any actual facts about us, just menes.
But, if you want a mene character, here ya go.
Spurdo Spärde
Role: Support.
Hp 200
Left mouse: Lörs Lärä
Sprays foul ketchup at the opponents, blinding them briefly while doing low damage.
Right mouse: Splöts Prlrllllsshhhh
Throws a can of mustard that explodes and poisons enemies.
E: Nyt Pärisee
Opens a can of ES, and drinks it, which heals and boosts the speed of both the player, as well as any ally nearby.
Shift: Ebin
Boosts the power of the ability that is used next.
Q: Uliuliuli
Breaks into dance, while this song plays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2J2BAAUdyU
While he dances, he is invulnerable, and the dance all enemy players into targeting him over his allies.
>>340665592
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gAysVkQKsPs
He was a flash website's mascot
Got a couple of Point and Llick games of his own
>>340660303
god, the overwatch comics just look embarrassing in front of those.
Why tf2 turned into this piece of shit clusterfuck hideous hatfest.
>>340665524
May e if you werent such a beaner and stopped playing only CoD and Fifa all day every day, you'd know theres a shit ton of Mexican characters in vidya.
Pinche puto naco
>>340665524
what? There's mexicans in pretty much every fighting game
>Angel
>Tizoc
>Ramon
>T. Hawk
>El Blaze
>King
>>340666028
Does any of that mean anything or is it just spurdo talk
>>340664701
>>340666202
Yes, i know.
>>340663416
>>340666178
You know that was well into the "hat clusterfuck".
Valve's mostly abandoned tf2 but people always whining about hats killing the game are obnoxious.
>>340666028
and the dance taunts all enemy players*
Basically, a support character whose role is to be so fucking annoying that the enemy team will be more inclined to deal with him, instead of the rest of his team.
Ignoring him is the best strategy.
>>340666242
Yes.
>>340661569
does anyone have /v/-Australia?
>>340666360
what does it mean
>>340666225
>>340666202
>>340665838
>>340665669
>>340665021
there's lot of canadian characters
>>340666337
tf2 comics/lore randomness is hilarious, not the disgusting collection of terrible cosmetic the game throw into my face everytime I start a match.
>you will never be strayan
>you never put another shrimp on the barbie
Why even live, m80s?
>>340665524
Dont forget El Fuerte from SF
>>340666709
Just turn off cosmetics then if you don't like them.
It's literally a stock setting now, and was an easy mod for years.
>>340665524
Wtf are you on about you stupid tequila monkey. All those mexican luchador characters mean nothing to you? Or do you want reps for the moustached pregnant teen girls? Go back to building that fucking wall and sucking el chapos dick you retard.
>>340666620
>Lörs Lärä
Onomatopoeia for the sound of Ketchup/Mustard being sprayed from the can.
>Splöts Prlrllllsshhhh
Same as the above.
> Nyt Pärisee
Hard to translate. Word for word, means something in the lines of "Now it's rumbling (or whatever you call the sound what a moped, or a chainsaw would make)". However, the actual meaning is basically "I'm pumped up".
>Ebin
Ebin.
>Uliuliuli are the lyrics from the song. Mocking imitation of the sounds native americans make.
t.knower.
>>340665021
There was that one dude from Scott Pilgrim vs the World: The Game.
>>340665524
Literally half the cast and setting of Red Dead Redemption you idiot
>>340667143
I don't know how you get "lors lara" from that but ok.
sounds neat
>>340667617
It's a mene.
Everything in that post is a mene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0fvhwKCr4s
>>340666104
>Point and Lick
is that how we call flash h-games now
>>340668308
Okay that's bretty gud
>Lick Donga
*point and click
