It looks like 999 is heading to Steam!
I guess Spike Chunsoft realized that they need to quickly get the previous two Zero Escape games on Steam or else they'll have lost sales on the PC version. Either way, this is pretty cool news! I just hope it retains all the puzzles of the DS version and doesn't use the iOS version for everything.
https://twitter.com/SpikeChunsoft_e/status/741167032591372289
https://twitter.com/Uchikoshi_Eng/status/741171506827255808
>>340651093
i am thrilled to know a game that runs 100% fine emulated is getting a potentially shit port
i am not even sure what can you fuck up when porting a glorified browser game but i'm not the developer here
>>340651417
I'm not sure why you don't have trust in Spike Chunsoft yet. Their Danganronpa ports are fine.
>DS emulation
Absolutely trash
Almost PCSX2 tier bad
>turn your computer monitor upside down
>>340651093
NOT SO FAST
>>340651903
that most likely means it's being ported to both the vita and steam
>>340651775
Maybe a button to flip everything?
>>340651903
Well that's peculiar. maybe he means what >>340652052 is saying?
>>340652052
I just played it on DS, and it's a brilliant game. Would recommend
>999
What is this game and why is it named so badly
>>340651775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQfY47pFNs
I teared up when solving the sudoku, the music is 10/10
>>340652336
>he hasn't played 999
Fucking pleb
>>340651754
>Absolutely trash
>Almost PCSX2 tier bad
You're a fucking moron. DS emulation is one of the best out there right now.
>>340652336
>>340652454
(You)
Depending on the price, i might buy it again.And if ZTD is actually good.
>>340651093
>weeb shit
Don't care
>>340652336
Adventure game with a bunch of puzzles in the Zero Escape series
>>340652509
Why can't I play Golden Sun Dark Dawn properly on Desmume? Its not even an out there game; its extremely basic.
>that image
>implying DS games in high resolution using that old weird build of Desmume were stable and usable even on high-end builts
It was a screenshot simulator.
Though I hear newer dev builds allow playing in high res.
KEKED
>>340651093
Good, I'll be sure to pirate it.
>>340652673
>>340652817
Fuck off
>>340652761
Here, have a video dumbass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vW3erDOgnqI
>>340652509
Being able to render 3D shit at high resolutions does not make an emulator good.
Hell half the time doing so just makes the game look retarded, like with most PS1 games.
But sure, keep on posting the same screenshots from the same games that always get posted and pretending desmume isn't an unoptimized piece of shit.
>>340651754
>pcsx2
>bad
How to spot people who can't use computers.
>>340652864
>Drastic
Retard
>>340652889
How terrible is your PC, fat fuck?
I've been able to emulate every DS game at 100% speed with no problem.
>>340651754
>>340652889
>desmume
>bad
>PCSX2
>bad
I found the laptop users, guys.
Hopefully this means VLR gets ported too, porting just 999 would make zero sense,
>>340652996
Not him but I'm the one who originally called Desmume shit
And Drastic is useless to PC users
>>340652509
Is that what DS actually looks like? That's almost GBA-tier, Jesus.
>>340652509
Uh, DS emulation is incredibly inaccurate. It's not N64-tier bad but compared to SNES, NES and GBA which have cycle-accurate emulators, DS is not nearly as high. I'd wager dolphin is better and even that is a buggy piece of shit
>>340652548
>>340652851
>getting triggered
Go away, shill.
>>340653127
>zero sense
lel
>>340652996
Got a 4790k, nigger. Sorry you can't tell when software is poorly made.
>>340653185
>Uh
kill yourself dumb fuck
>>340653178
So what exactly can't you play at full speed?
>>340653178
Emulate an android device then?
>>340653280
Don't know what your problem is then, fatty. I've beaten may games on desmume with no problem.
>>340653282
Ladies first
>>340653110
Except my laptop can run games in PCSX2 at 900p without slowdown. PCSX2 can run games at full speed on decent hardware. That's not the reason PCSX2 is shit. PCSX2 is shit because it relies on a shit ton of inaccurate hacks to run games where every single time you switch to a different game you have to change its settings because no two games work alike and a good many of them are still screwy. It also has a lot of bugs that make it do things it shouldn't under certain settings.
Playing Dirge of Cerberus is a pain in the ass on PCSX2.
>>340653304
Golden Sun: Dark Dawn
>>340652761
DeSmuME has built in high resolution now. Runs fine for me, sorry your PC is a potato.
>>340651093
>Based website
My body can't be more ready
>>340652548
How does you butt feel anon?
>>340653645
>>340653201
Fuck off
>>340653483
Dark Dawn is shit you are not missing anything
>>340653483
Do you have the JIT on?
>>340652786
So ZTD will have them run away from eachother again? It's pretty hard to chase someone you're stuck to solve puzzles with.
>mfw finished 999 a few days ago
man
what the fuckwhat was the point of lotus again?
I swear to god if it's the iOS version with shit cut I'll slap a bitch.
>>340651093
>a fucking ancient, shit DS game is getting a PC port
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MASTER RACE RIGHT GUYS?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>>340654220
>>340654278
Fuck off
>>340654278
but what happens when the "beta tested" version you get is shitty phone ports, huh? Huh?
>>340651093
>doesn't use the iOS version for everything.
You know it's gonna be fucking this.
>>340654137She was there because young Akane saw her there through Junpei's eyes. So she made the game exactly how she saw it
I know it's a shitty explanation but that's what the director said
I'm glad you guys can finally catch up on a 7 year old ds game.
999?
Well yeah thanks for porting DR1 and 2 and then skipping Ultra Despair Girls and start porting another series thanks!
>>340654761
>implying most of /v/ hasn't played it
inb4 "I didn't play it" replies
>>340654375
>"D-don't hurt muh pc's feelings!"
>>340653483
I played it perfectly some years ago on a machine much weaker than yours, but yeah, I downloaded it now and ran on stock Desmume settings and it just shrieks like a dying animal.
Sadly I don't remember the settings I used back then.
I just want a VLR that doesn't have a game breaking bug in it. Maybe then I'll actually finish the game
>>340654761
Thank you anon. Really I just didn't get around to getting it on DS, so this is a nice treat.
>>340654842
Calm down anon give them time. Its possible to work on multiple series at once. I could just as well point out this game as well:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/409000
>>340654903
Fuck off illiterate
>>340654761
I played it 3 years ago on Desmume and got burnt out towards the end due to horrid game design. When I got to the stupid sudoku puzzle I started to laugh hysterically. So, it already left a bad taste in my mouth, don't know what you are on about.
>>340654842
UDP isn't that integral to the plot. (I think, afraid to read the wiki because 0 spoiler policy)
DR1 and DR2 sold well, though, so it's pretty likely we're getting it sometime.
>>340654935
Config -> Emulation Settings -> Use dynamic recompiler
I hope they also port VLR.
>>340652351
The game has a great feel soundtrack.
>>340651093
>ship
>STEAMship
>not the Borealis
am I being trolled?
what the fuck is this shit?
There's a spoiler-free endings guide for 999?
>>340655116
Hahaha getting upset over his plastic box what a fag
>>340655542
>ZTD
>999
It wouldn't make sense to not do VLR at some point
>>340652336
It's called 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 doors. We use 9.9.9 as a shortcut.
Amazing game. But it's a visual novel where you have to replay the game many times. I hope that they add some kind of better fast forward button.
>>340655627
Yes. But the game is pretty straightforward with the puzzles.
>>340652336
It actually has the best title and cover in the entire history of video games you plebian
>>340652052
If it gets ported to Vita and gets physical release I AM going to buy it again (even though I already have DS version)I already have DS 999, 3DS and Vita VLR, and 3DS and have Vita ZTD preorderedall physicaleven though I can't even legally play 3DS ZTD - fucking region locksthank god for CFW
I already have (almost, waiting for ZTD release) full series on one platform (3DS), I WILL fucking buy it on PC if it comes to PC and if they port 999 to Vita I will also buy that, fuck logic
>>340655953
I bought VLR on Vita and ZE3 on Vita too.
>mfw axe ending
>>340655953
>sucking corporate cock and shilling like a good goy
Literally extinguish your existence
>>340655627
yes
>>340654137she had to be there to mention nona's name so junpei recognized it
>>340655831
Nah, it's not for the puzzles per se
It's not to waste time redoing each choice and guessing every end
If they're doing a physical distribution on vita I'll totally buy the game again.
>>340656038
>>340655561
>the Borealis
Fuck off half life fag, this is about the Titanic
>>340651754
I just fucking finished replaying it goddammit.
Is VLR on Steam yet or are they going to wait until I finish replaying that too?
>>340656298
>>340656027
>>340655953
>>340652052
>thinking it'll come over for a dead handheld
HAHAHHAHA good one
>>340655627
The last door choice determines your regular ending
Then I think 5-8-6 and 4-7-1
I suggest going through door 3 on your first time
>>340656220
Thanks, is pretty good even if I have been spoilered
>>340656421
Too late for that fag :^)
Good for you PCcucks, being able to play a 6 year old game.
At least it's worth.
>>340656564
The vita is still releasing games and it has over 700 games on it.
>>340656564
>(vita)l (steam)ship
Writing's on the wall anon
>>340656690
>*Over 1200
>There are people on this board that didn't have a ds and flash cart OR an emulator
Do you people even like video games?
>999
>>340656351
Post dodger nudes
literally how will they justify the sudoku at the ending
it only works with the DS hardwares
>>340656970
She has none. And she had a playboy shoot.
>>340657004
>he didn't solve the sudoku upside down
Are you a faggot?
>>340656564
>dead
it's alive and wellif you're into weeb stuffand fortunately 999 is weeb enough
>>340657060
She has some very high quality fakes. Post them.
>>340656881
I have a 3DS AND a PC capable enough for emulation. I just hadn't gotten around it yet.
>>340657151
Was that rule ever even enforced when the Adachi bombs dropped?
>>340656421
Subtle
>>340656881
I don't waste time with games that don't come to the PC. It's good that they're finally bringing the games over to Steam so it must mean they're good.
>>340657107
>he didn't do things for the structure of the narrative that empowers the story
>>340657261
Its sometimes enforced
I just imagine its too difficult to get every single Adachi poster
>>340651775
CTRL+ALT+Down arrow
>>340652454
>deleting my post
Ah, looks like Nintendogaf is at it again!
>>340651754
You're full of shit. I can emulate it perfectly on my S5 phone.
I will still buy it on steam regardless.
Based mods
>>340651754
>PCSX2 bad
Shitty laptop user with mental deficiencies located.
>>340657481
>>340657004
>>340657107
Does not work.
The fuck is 999?
>>340657778
Visual Novel with multiple endings. Only one is the real one.
>>340657778
A good game. You should play it
>>340657505
Shitposting and consolewar stuff is against the rules.
>>340651093
How is a PC supposed to emulate the final puzzle of 999?
>>340658015
Split the screen in half?
>>340658015
>>340658145
You can just flip the screen.
>>340657690
>>340653928
He loses his memory of the mars base
They all do, hence why they had to go through VLR
They're a good band.
>>340653178
Try retroarch
I played a whole bunch of DS games on my shitty thinkpad with Linux ffs
I'm sick and tired of inbreds bashing emulators because they can't properly configure them
>>340659178
>>340657647
I'm not a laptop user. It runs at full speed. That's not why its a shit emulator.
>>340652351
this, the ending of VLR is shocking but once you know the twist, it's not that great.
999's is great even if someone on /v/ spoiled you the twist, which is why I argue it's the better game.
>>340659540
I would choose 6
>>340660587
>>340659540
>choose 6
>increases chance of you personally getting no points
Who the fuck would be stupid enough to pick 6?
>>340659540
picking 6 is the only one that makes sense because you're competing with everyone anyways
>>340660968
You are not.
I'm a little hyped. I've heard so much about it and I really want to try it.
>>340651093
999 already ported to iOS, but without the puzzles
>>340652351
>tfw didn't cry during the sudoku but cried like a little bitch during the Luna ending in VLR
>>340661179
It isn't even a game anymore then.
I haven't even read the thread in fear of spoilers
I have yet to get the safe end and the true end. Didn't do the coffin end.
And I didn't play VLR yet.
Sorry for the blog post I'm getting out
>>340658015
The emulators come with tools to flip the game screens
>>340661427
RUN
>>340651093
>it's the iOS port
>>340661179
So what the fuck is it
>>340663449
A visual novel.
They're doing it wrong. On steam, in order to get sales you need the meme audience on board, your game has to be flavor of the month meme game which for anime/VN styled games is the first one released. Watch as they blow their load with 999 and then get 6k sales on ZTD because the meme audience moved on to the next flavor of the month meme game.
I did NOT buy a $2000 glorious god-wonder of machinery (my PC, if you couldn't tell, you fucking retarded console peasant) just to get a shitty port of a 2D VN years after its official release that can be perfectly emulated by a FREE OPEN SOURCE EMULATOR.
I WILL pirate this, I WILL leave a negative steam review on this, and they WILL continue to port games to PC because they have NO RIGHT not to bring games EXCLUSIVELY to the greatest gaming platform on the planet Earth.
Fuck you.
>>340660908
Everyone will choose 6
Its the nash equilibrium, even if it doesn't give the ideal outcome
why do you think the prisoners dilema is so interesting?
>>340664012
I hope no one falls for this pasta
>>340664096
Because people are fucking retarded
>>340660908
2 points is fucking negligible for everybody involved, there's no reason not to try to roll 6 and see what happens.
>>340664343
>there's no reason to go for 0 points
>>340664096
>not liking it
>>340664749
>Choose confess
>garunteed 0 or 5 years
>or stay quiet for 1 or fucking 20
What a stupid problem. VLR's ambidex game scales the issue alot better.
>>340665103
>5
5 is 5 times longer than 1.
The best result is obviously 0, but you get a worst result than if the group stay together and stay quiet.
The best outcome is everybody stay quiet and everybody do a little time. But human greed is why we have snitches.
>>340664162
Only you have, as always.
>>340664179
No, it is explicitly assumed that people are reasonable.
If everyone agreed to pick 2 each one of the players, including you, would have an incentive to pick 6 instead.
Only beta cucks would pick 2.
kys
>>340659161
Both Dr. Klim and Phi know exactly what happened according to the secret ending in VLR though
>all this shitposting in this thread
PC really is the worst audience.
>>340659161
>>340666779
They know what happened but can't tell Blick Winkel because BW knowing something sets it in stone.
>>340666779
>>340667258
But then why don't Akane and Junpei know anything about what happened? Is it because they didn't participate in the Decision game originally?
>>340667521
At that time does Blick Winkel even know who was in the decision game other than Sigma, Phi, and Diana?
Can't wait to be stuck in an abandoned structure again with retards that are more than they pretend, eating chicken sandwiches erry day, fifth or sixth 'game' in the row.
>>340659540
choose 2
at least you could get something
chosing 6 like anybody else will render the thing useless, and nobody will get anything
>>340651093
I wonder how in tact the PC port will be.
Will it be similar to the iOS port?
Will it be similar to the original with high res images and sprites?
Will it ditch the images and sprites for 3D environments and models?
Wonder if VLR will get ported too. Seems stupid not to at this point since the two other games in the series will be on there.
>>340666802
Shitposting always happens when there's an exclusive or a game gets ported. People just can't help themselves
I already played it almost a decade ago on the emulator.
When did they start porting DS games to PC?
And why is June the best girl?!
