THE WHAT NOW?
>>340629219
Game so bad its telling us to kill itself before release
HACK
WE
>>340629219
>the biggest hack of the century
>execute
>>340629486
re-read.
It doesn't say century
>>340629565
Oh, right.
I guess I just automatically can't be that retarded.
>>340629219
Ubisoft wants us to kill Kojima that's what it says.
We were hackers and stuff!
>>340629219
I'm only seeing one big hack here.
What does the hack even do?
HACK THE PLANET
>>340629762
Scrubs bank transfer numbers, empties caches, and basically makes it possible to lift billions of dollars because they 'disappeared from the system'.
>>340629219
>le hackerz and shiet
>that fucking music
>these fucking clothes
And that's not even a parody or something. Is Ubisoft literally filled with 60 year old women?
>execute the biggest hack of the history
So the goal of the game is to kill Kojima?
SOMEONE SAVE KOJIMA
>execute the biggest hack in history
So this is a game about murdering Todd Howard?
>>340630048
>>340630060
>>340630094
epic, upvoted, to the front page with you!
>>340629762
Turns all white males into progressive SJW muslim black bisexual trans.
>>340630031
Filled with SJWs, maybe?
We get to kill Zack Snyder, nice.
>>340629219
shit he's resurrecting alpha, quick we need to find the gigafreeze program
>>340629219
this image wasnt funny the last time you posted it
on the other hand, this image is funny every time i post it
coincidence?
>>340630540
I don't understand what that picture is supposed to convey.
Surly they meant him.
>>340630540
>>340630670
neither do i
>>340629486
Aiden needs to be the final boss in this one, look at his eyes.
>>340630670
it's a porno game
>>340630670
it's making fun of 4chan's "i hate futa" "i hate furries" porn game some idiots on /vg/ are making
it's awful
>>340630345
Watchmen was good
>>340630735
>>340630741
boring
You kill Kojima.
The biggest fucking hack in history is releasing this fucking game
>>340629219
BLACK PEOPLE
IN MY VIDEO GAMES
I WON'T STAND FOR THIS
>>340630782
I really shouldn't have called it a game. It's a point-and-click porno with extra reading.
Appreciate ubisoft's character design.
>2016
>People still can't differentiate between a cracker and a hacker
>>340630890
Jokes on you, I am unironically racist and would prefer to never see a nigger ever again
>>340630890
No one even mentioned black people you retarded
>>340630995
is the girl a muslim
>>340631076
Except the WE WUZ memers ITT.
>>340631121
a muslim with shorts
>>340630980
those can be fun when the people writing know how to write
>>340631053
he ain't no cracker, cracka
he a real nigga
>>340630995
What gets me is that this picture is a fucking trainwreck and they consulted nobody about how it would look, but at the very least someone told them about trigger discipline.
>>340631175
Hol up, is you sayin..
>>340631234
They did, they are going for the "le epic 9gag memes xD generation" just look at his laptop.
What went right?
Someone post that mega64 gif. You know the one.
>>340630890
>I WON'T PAY FOR THIS
ftfy
>>340631724
Best part in the trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
Can I HACK THE PLANET in Watch Doge 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5fM6WpC_nE
>>340632312
is he whipping people with his fucking chain
Why is Ubisoft portraying urban youth POC as a criminal element? Why are they so insensitive?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM&list=PLpwyzkZha0Z60yyVzKrGcfXyHKyiqN0f7&index=2
This is too cringy
>>340632454
I thought it was a mini golf club
>>340630890
this guy gets it. niggers have NEVER improved anything real or fictional
>>340632454
That simultaneously makes more and less sense than it being a super-short golf club
>Hackers are edgy liberals
simply epic
Reminder that they've put this in the game.
>>340632454
It's a mouse
a combat mouse, if you will
>>340632312
>that fighting style
Nice chicken wing chun.
>>340630995
is green hoodie on the right supposed to be leaning on the rail? Because he's drawn as if he's doing a kickflip while he claw tweets.
I didn't know this game is coming out. Ty for the heads up anon!
>>340632352
This is DmC-levels of "How do you do, fellow kids?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM
"Kids these days like parkour, black people, caps, guns, 3D printing drones and hacking, right?"
>>340629457
>>340632768
>>340629219
Fantastic are you going to force another asinine meme no one asked for to make yourself feel cool? Fuck off, don't you have junior high to finish?
>>340632768
So? Pepe was the most popular meme on tumblr last year.
>>340630995
Edgy as fuck.
>>340632312
>>340632454
>>340632548
it's ayo-yo
>>340632891
I think he's squatting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE6v-gl_J0E
STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE NIGGER GUYS YOU'RE BEING IMMATURE
>>340629219
They're asking us to kill them, they know what they're doing.
>>340629219
>the history
>>340630995
She's wearing shorts, probably just some hipster way of wearing a scarf
I hope, or ubisoft might be getting some threats from the sand friendos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuaC_WfIteY
>corporations trying to control people and make money
Are they even self aware?
>>340633041
>Guys look at how smart I am, critiquing vidya!
Yes, critiquing the lowest of low hanging fruit makes you very smart indeed.
So would you play Watch_Dogs if the protagonist (or at least the actual hackers who work with the protag) were fat neckbeards who constantly spouted /g/ memes?
I actually think it would be pretty entertaining and pretty much spot on accurate.
>>340633139
They just are trying to be ironic.
>>340633139
Someone already posted that
>>340629219
>>340630995
>"""hackers""" are now cool gansters who don't shy away from violence and guns
is this the worst iteration of this awful trope yet?
>>340630890
Niggers don't know how to use computers beyond Instagram and music production
>>340632782
>>340629219
>press X to execute the biggest hack of the history
>>340633208
Absolutely, yes
>>340633208
Absolutely.
>>340630995
>>340633297
>Press X to hack Black Lives Matter into the US Government
THE HACK OF THE HISTORY
>>340633208
>protagonist is obese and shaves maybe once every 2 months
>running speed is only 10% faster than walking speed
>resting fat breath
>recites the entire stallman copypasta if you use the right commands
>>340629219
> we want the Mr Edgy Robot audience
>>340633028
no way, his right leg is clearly up straight
they definitely intended him to be leaning on the rail but fucked it up
>>340633208
Sure. It'd be surprisingly original.
>>340633481
They can't even make someone lean on a rail.
>>340633606
DEM BOYZ
>>340633350
>>340633356
You guys have taste. I feel like Ubisoft went to a tech conference, talked to some of the PR assholes who gave off the impression of some tech genius and decided "this is it".
GTA V nailed your typical hacker with Lester. He's a creepy (in the eyes of normies) neckbeard that has major privacy issues.
>>340632312
What the fuck
>>340633365
Who signed off on this horrible trash can robot thing
Even ignoring that edgelord mcgee covered it in spikes, middle fingers, and shitty paint it's still a garbage design.
>>340632454
It's a pool ball in the head of a chain.
>>340632454
Looks like a yo-yo to me.
>>340629219
>YOU'RE IN CTRL
>HACK EVERYTHING
>>340632312
>nigga hitting woman
>>340633365
Trying wayyy too hard
>>340633041
>Asshurt no one takes walking simulators and a some high schooler's interpretation of philosophy seriously
>>340629457
goodbye sides
>>340633139
the money men don't care about the message, only whether it sells
i would argue the people most lacking in self awareness are the ones marching to gamestop and paying $59.99 plus tax in order to buy a piece of plastic that contains a mass-produced story about fighting the system
>>340629762
Deletes your browsing history.
>biggest hack
>>340633139
>MC literally dindu nuffin
>>340634048
i really like this cat
>>340632768
welp
e
l
p
>>340629762
Directed the game.
>>340634090
Who doesn't?
>>340634171
Niggers
Niggers don't like cats
>>340634048
>no blini
DELET THIS
>>340634171
post more
>Got accused of a crime
>Wasn't immediately shot by police
0/10 unrealistic
I 100% refuse to buy a game that villianizes our men and women in uniform
>>340633469
Your weapons consist of a fedora with a blade along the rim and dual katanas.
>>340632312
This shit looks goofy as hell but at least they are trying something different. Kinda like when Suckerpunch gave Cole that prongd dick stick. I thought it was dumb but the fighting felt good.
That said, I unfortunately fell for the UbiLies and bought WD, played it for an hour and dropped it. maybe I just wasnt in the mood for an open world game that wasnt GTA/Just Cause wacky or maybe the game is just bland.
any one else have similar thoughts?
>>340634257
> Got accused of a crime he didn't commit
> Starts committing actual crimes in order to take revenge of the evil capitalist society
>>340634048
Where's the cmetaha?
>>340633724
I think it's one of those Knightscope security robot things
>>340629951
>>340632768
>>340632937
Dankest game of 2016 confirmed.
>>340632312
He uses a fucking yo yo nigga what the fuck ubi haha
>>340634090
Disgusting memelover.
>>340633669
>major privacy issues.
I WONT BE PART OF THE BOTNET
>>340629219
>Welcome to San Francisco. Play as Marcus, a hacker, and join the group, DedSec. Your objective: execute the hack.
I though it was established that the biggest hack in history was when Raymond blackout-ed most of New York State
>>340629219
>execute the biggest hack in history
Is he gonna kill jj abhrams or duncan jones?
>>340634439
I actually like how silly this game seems to be, it seems like it's trying to be less serious but more fun and lighthearted. Seems way more lively and energetic than the moody and boring first one.
I had 0 expectations with the first one and I still got fucking disappointed. I'll wait how this one does.
>>340630031
Maybe.
>>340634476
Isn't that squirrel looking thing with the green eyes from pre-youtube newgrounds?
>>340630995
>R2 Dindu
Thanks for the laff Anon.
>>340632312
>EAT MY YO-YO
>>340630995
what's the big deal? there's white people on the cover too
>>340634632
Based Josh.
>>340630995
I already like him.
this is the biggest hack in history
what a time to be alive
>>340634748
Stormfront can't stand non-whites because they are even edgier than these characters
>>340634748
The character design.
>>340634632
>hire based on gender
>somehow equal
Some people are living parodies of themselves
>>340634375
The fedora can be thrown, and when it comes back you slowly put it back on, and tip it forcefully at the end, and everything it hit blows up like Vergil from DMC
>>340634841
the character design is seriously absolute shit, looks like it's aimed at 15-year-olds
>>340634832
S-stop it, It's j-just a coincidence! No agenda here!!!
>>340629219
>they changed it from "biggest hack of the history" to "biggest hack of history" which is still just as grammatically incorrect
Should've paid Pajeet an extra $2 for that description, Ubi.
>>340634906
You mean 12 year olds who just found out about 9gag?
Who is the biggest hack and why does he need to be executed?
>>340634632
>2007 pic
>lone woman at the forefront of the picture
Wow, they weren't even for equality back then, go figure.
>>340634843
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>340634649
>>340632312
>we want the witcher 3 swirl-combat market segment
They can't possibly be this dumb?
but do you think it will make its money back?
let ubisoft keep shooting itself in the foot, enjoy the process of it and maybe enjoy watching some "what went wrong" compilation video year later.
>>340635013
Todd.
Because he's a filthy liar.
>>340634946
>>340634669
My childhood is coming back to me.
>>340629762
Explodes all of the vans in the world.
>Game set in San Fran.
What a boring setting. You could have placed the game anywhere and you chose there.
>>340629219
It says you need to execute the biggest hack in history
>pic related
Who even wanted this?
Who even thought "yes, this is a good idea"?
>>340629219
Why on earth are they releasing a game where you kill both Kojima and Nasu?
>>340635265
>>340635071
>>340635265
Ubisoft?
The first game was a massive success, of course it gets a sequel. You forget that Assassin's Creed started out the exact same way.
>>340635059
Clearly commenting on the joke instead if explaining it but okay.
>>340635216
In Stockholm, imagine a mission in which you help the muslims rape underages in the subway.
>>340635265
People who fund this shit don't play games.
People who design this shit don't play games.
People who program this shit are mostly Pajeets. They might actually play games, but they aren't allowed to make any decisions.
It's a product.
>>340635354
Not a looker in the bunch.
>>340629762
Continually makes promises he can't live up to.
>>340635370
>The first game was a massive success
t. literally no one
>>340635481
It's the third-best selling new IP of all time. Look it up.
>>340635370
suc•cess (sək-sĕsˈ)
n. The achievement of something desired, planned, or attempted: attributed their success in business to hard work.
n. The gaining of fame or prosperity: an artist spoiled by success.
n. The extent of such gain.
>>340635354
More sameface than Love Live!
>>340634632
>We've gotten a lot of death threats
Translation:
He had a lot of people call us out, or question our narrative
>>340635456
*ugh*
If they were men, you wouldn't care about how attractive they are.
>>340634632
>AC dev team vs every female dev at ubi
>>340635614
Yes, because that's gay.
>>340635245
You fucking idiot
>>340635581
>Watch Dogs was a commercial success, breaking the record for the biggest first day sales of a Ubisoft game, and becoming the biggest launch of a new IP ever in the United Kingdom at the time.
It's right behind Destiny and The Division you smartass.
>>340629762
Changes all KFC prices to $0.00
>>340634632
So this is what it's come to?
>this game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
>>340635614
No shit, faggot.
>>340635354
I can only see one non-white on the left
I thought these people cared about diversity
>>340634835
better watch out le /pol/ boogyman is about!
>>340634946
>3 out of all new games
>>340635354
Green = Would Go Ahead
Red = Extreme Danger, Anita Ahead
oh look another /pol/ thread in disguise
yawn
>>340634848
>and everything it hit is hacked
>>340632312
N-Nani!?
K-kono..! Nisemono!!
>>340635354
Did they seriously fire the men just for muh diversity?
Isn't that unfair to the men and making it LESS diverse?
>>340635798
>I thought these people cared about diversity
>>340634640
Yeah, it's Foamy. New videos are being released to this day.
>>340634832
what's the problem? Honestly. Who gives a fuck. theres been a shit ton of great games with white guys. and look at the bright side, if these fail we'll know who to blame.
>>340635943
You just don't like eyeglasses it seems
>>340633208
Holy fuck yes.
>>340636218
You're pretty much on the money. Glasses, especially thick rimmed ones, are shit tier.
>>340629219
This game is going to be fucking amazing. I'm going to be enjoying the fuck out of this game like I did the first one, while all you fat little racist trump supporting faggots cry cause you can't handle playing as a black man. You bitches will however play as pixie little anime girls and take no issue with that.
RACISTS BTFO
>>340633289
>unaltered picture
How does he breath?
>>340636317
You're gonna have to get better b8 than that familia
>>340634352
But you bought and played gta at least at one point in your life.
>>340633208
I'd like it even if the protagonist was like that fat dude in FEAR - a bad joke.
Anything is better than "cool" hackers.
>>340632535
Worst part for me was
>wubwubwub wo wo wo
>some dork starts saying "want MOre infow or markews?"
>>340636431
You already took it
>>340633208
That doesn't sound like a multi million dollar open world game though. You could probably make a hilarious indie adventure out of it.
>>340636317
nice try, anon
>>340629219
Then, the end ? Like the trailer itself ?
>>340636012
oh look an attention whore tripfag bitching about something
yawn
>>340634352
I'm with you.
>>340629219
watching this fail will be amusing
>>340636642
ignore and hide him
>>340636642
you apparently don't know what a "tripfag" is
dumb summer faggot
someone just confirm that I'm not the only one to see this
>>340635354
They fired all but one man. How is that diverse?
>>340636772
Is the joke that they look like a man or is the joke that they're trans because that appears to be a woman to me.
I'm seeing a lot of
>If you criticize games with black people in them then you're a racist bigot
ITT
It's a pretty good play on ubisofts part with the black and muslim characters, now nobody can criticize their game without getting mobbed by an army of droolers
>>340633208
>wears fedora unironically
>cargo shorts with chain wallet
>obscure company logo tee
>doc martens
>trench coat
>keep the nightstick weapon from the first game because it fits the fedora image
>stealths around the map scanning individuals while muttering /pol/ tier complaints under his breath
>no license so you have to ride the bus everywhere or use little brother's huffy
>regain health from insulin shots
>still no Man in the Suit.
fuck this shit.
>>340632312
>game about hacking
>main character is bruce lee/jackie chan
What the fuck when will studios stop getting greedy and trying to make their MC fucking superman, do they not realise it makes the games boring as shit
IF I BUY A GAME ABOUT HACKING, IT'S BECAUSE I WANNA HACK SHIT. IF I WANT TO BEAT PEOPLE UP, I WILL PLAY BATMAN OR ASS CREED OR SOMETHING
>>340636727
hey
>grand theft auto
"Hello. Fucking. Yes. I can fuck up cops left and right fuck the system being a badass antagonist is amazing kill whoever I want in a modern day setting"
>watch dogs 2
"What the fuck? You play as a black guy attacking cops? This game is fucked up. What was Ubisoft thinking?"
>>340636876
That... That's not a man? I thought it was just a young jew.
>>340636880
good move because the first game sucked and was criticized, and so will this one.
not sure why /v/ keeps creating threads about this game. you people know it will suck.
>>340636642
Son of the joke.
Him don't have trip on.
>>340635456
>Not a looker in the bunch.
first standing row, 3rd from the left, white sweater
>>340636770
i can't be the only one seeing this
>>340631076
>>340631175
Implying, sure, but not straight up mentioning. That's how internet culture works.
>>340636736
You know what I meant faggot, not having a tripcode doesn't make you any less of an attention whore
>>340636108CRACKER VOLLEY
>>340631724
SF res here
SJWs get mocked here just like anywhere else, although it's a bit more covert
>>340634835
>le pol is everything
>>340636902
>Not stealing people's mopeds
>it scrapes along the ground once you get on it
>>340633139
It's a videogame. It can be a little out there, even if they dont realize it makes them look like shit too.
Newfags are so triggered right now
>RREEEEEEEE I HAVE TO PLAY AS A BLACK GUY IN 2016 FUCK THAT I WANT WHITEY! GIVE ME WHITEY! I WANT TO PLAY AS GENERIC BORING AIDEN PIERCE! GIVE ME WHITEY
>>340637269
>>340632535
The mograph style kinda reminds to Need for Speed ProStreet, I like it.
>>340636118
>all those macbooks
You people disgust me
>>340637346
They can't contain themselves on here.
>>340634632
>It took seven years, but we managed to get rid of the black guy. - Ubisoft
>>340637249
>>340637365
If you read the thread you will notice that everyone who posted here is mocking the character's design, character's backstory, game plot, le funny memes in the game and ubisoft.
>>340632312
God damn man. Can you imagine being a sane person at an ubisoft planning meeting? Can you imagine watching someone offering the retarded idea of the main character using a billiard ball on a string as his iconic weapon, and it being approved, and then seeing it in the game, making the main character look like a retard on a playground spazzing out with a yo-yo?
I mean, just, what the fuck man. Seriously, how can anyone see that and not go "oh, oh wow, we fucked up so bad, holy shit, can all that shit with the yo-yo thing and start over, god damn, and fire that guy that suggested it"?
Ubisoft is a god damned trainwreck, man.
>>340637365
Ah, the "Ghostbusters 2" strategy. If you don't like a shitty movie you're sexist because it has women in it. If you don't like this shitty game, you're racist because it's got a black dude in it.
>>340630753
Literally only came here to tell you that Watchmen is fucking garbage.
Thank you.
This fall, Deuce X and Marcus Coolguy team up to try to steal the internet from The Man.
>>340629762
Access the world meme database
>>340629219
You get to play as Kojima?
holy shit
>>340633208
100% YES!
>>340629861
Why does he have Aiden's mask/scarf?
>>340632312
>Character is apart of a hacker group that is an active threat to the government and practically has the world at his fingertips
>Said hacker group has weaponized drones, robots, and military tier firearms
>Uses a fucking string and ball as a melee weapon just to be contrarian
WE
>>340633208
>instead of stumbling from explosions he's just constantly running out of breath and falling down
Someone get on this
>>340637840
Speculation on my part but since Aiden is a known and wanted man for his actions, he probably got looks up to him or something.
>>340637797
You get to execute him.
Reading comprehension, anon.
