Why does a fish-like female have mammal features?
You never heard of whales?
Hint: your mom's one.
>>340611245
Air bladders.
If she puts her thumb in her mouth and blows, they get bigger.
Convergent evolution.
I want to cum on her eggs
How do we know Zoras are fish?
>>340611245
to attract human males so she can feast on their semen and them. theyre also used for buoyancy purposes.
>>340611657
because they lay eggs newfag
>>340611245
>in all known cases of sexual signal mimicry it is always the male sex that is deceived
>>340611245
because who cares, she can also talk and has human anatomy. it's like when autists get triggered at reptile characters having breasts
>>340611749
platypus also lay eggs, it is not a fish
>>340611245
I know, she should have udders.
>>340611749
So do arthropods, amphibiand, monotremes, and reptiles.
>>340612039
But anon, breasts are udders.
>>340611245
she's a fantasy creature so real-life rules do not apply here
discussing it is pointless
>>340611245
do fish pussies smell like mammals?
>>340612797
Wow so insightful and mature. Get off /v/ you retard.
>>340612883
but he's right?
>>340612937
you're fucking stupid?
>>340613079
no?
>>340611245
Because boobs are great
>>340611245
Aquatic mammals do exist.
>>340612883
>>340613079
am I wrong?
the designers just added fish features to a human and that's all there is to it
>>340611245
>>340611245
Because my dick likes it
>>340613371
>draw a woman call it a man, make it the protagonist
the designers sure care about realism, senpai
>>340611245
Why you try to apply real life logic to a fantasy world?
The same reason that a human-like fish has fish features.
>>340613629
>Why does a mammal have mammalian features
>>340611245
>implying those are tits and not bags where she stores her fish eggs
>>340614145
The Zora would die out from all the groping.
>tfw the goddesses purged all these awful evolutionary throwbacks and allowed pure bird master race to flourish over the Great Sea
Have you ever tried to a Zora? It's pathetic. "WE WUZ KINGS N SHIT". I hear they even worshipped a giant fish.
>>340614427
get pecked birdfucker
>>340612863
>>340614427
>Birds
Not even once
>>340611828
>Look up this quote
>It's from an article about how predators use mimicry to catch prey.
So Zora women eat people? Is that what you're trying to say?
>>340614427
The bird people are one of the most retarded-looking designs in the series.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10399345/
>>340615010
>What Futa would you have sex with?
>Futa
Oh fuck you
I miss when Zelda was more about trekking a fantasy world instead of being 50% babby's first fap.
>>340615093
It's too late, you've already been trapped.
Ruto is the best futa by the way.
>>340615479
Futafags have really become the new furries. They force their disgusting fetish everywhere they go and start yelling about how it's not gay the moment you point you the truth.
>>340615772
It's bisexual, and you faggots get really upset for no reason when you could just as easily ignore it which would probably make the discussion die earlier than it would have if people keep complaining.
You're just drawing it out.
>>340615879
I have a right to comment since you brought it up out of nowhere three times. Go be gay somewhere else or at least quit being an annoying little shit.
>>340615967
Maybe I would be if you would quit being such a whiny little faggot and let the thread go back to normal already.
>>340615772
i hate "i like futa / traps but i'm straight" fags as much as you like but you can't say looking at tits is gay
it's as stupid as saying liking cock is straight
it's clearly a bisexual fetish
>>340614427
Bird people and Medli a shit.
Leaf people and Makar were bros.
>>340616040
No, because liking tits is natural.
If you're a pedo fuck turned on by vagina that doesn't make you bi-normal, that makes you a filthy pedophile.
>>340611245
>What is fantasy?
Still, any excuse for tits is fine by me
>>340616129
That's incredibly poor reasoning, are you honestly comparing this to pedophilia? This is on the same exact level of retarded as comparing people you disagree with to Hitler.
>>340616129
pedophilia has nothing to do with sexuality though
pedophilia is a minor fetish
sexuality is one broad fetish
>>340611245
because she was designed by a mammal
>>340616229
>>340616306
Do you have any actual counter-arguments or is this just going to be rhetoric all day?
This is what you wanted, right? Talk about futa in our fine Zelda thread?
>>340616410
Oh, and this is somehow an actual counter-argument?
>>340616129
You shouldn't really go around bitching about actual arguments if you can't even provide one yourself.
>>340614427
It makes no sense why a race of fish people would become extinct in a world where there's 95% water everywhere. And don't give me that saltwater/freshwater shit hella games already showed that they can live in both already.
>>340616556
It was magic, forced evolution so that they wouldn't be able to go and find the sunken Hyrule.
>>340616179
>>340616684
Why doesn't Plague just draw furry porn already?
SLOPPY FISH SEX
>>340616410
i just dropped in to say "futa is gay" is as retarded as "futa is straight"
>>340616768Ruto asks you to marry her, do you accept?
>>340616684
I'd eat her out
>>340611245
Because weeboos will fap to it.
>>340611245
why does a human-like sea creature have fish features?
>>340616875
To make her more fappable.
>>340613407
the hippo and cow are misleading.there's a full tree of its own between them and the "branch"
>>340616816you bet I do
Imp > Fish
>>340617253
I want to get raped by imp Midna.
someone hurry up and start the dump already.
>>340618690
What kind of dump?
>>340611245
She's a mammal, not a fish.
>>340618973
Either way it's fine to jerk off to her, right?
>>340613407
What's even the point of evolving to live in the sea? They're just going to get killed by land dwellers. Fucking idiot cows.
>>340618973
mammals don't have don't have fish scales
>>340616714
He used to when he was 1800
>>340619350
He should do a porn comeback.
>>340620017
yeah he should call himself 1900 and go back to drawing cat girl porn
>>340616556
Are you using Majora's Mask - a game set in a parallel universe - as an example of Zora's living in saltwater?
>>340619027
just don't blow it on her eggs
>>340620207
He should also turn his two OCs back into saiyan girls, making them catgirls was obnoxious as shit.
>>340616556
They said there was no fish in the sea so they had to move to the sky.
>>340611245
>Why does a fish-like female have mammal features?
Mimicry. It's so that hylians talking with her won't be freaked out by her lack of a face, so Zora evolved with a set of false eyes which looked like everyone else's.
>>340622381
but can they mate with hylians
>>340622702
I don't know, but we're gonna find out
>>340622702
>but can they mate with hylians
Of course they can. Zoras still have a hole, don't they?They may not produce any children, but can still mate just fine.
>>340615772
no, that's /pol/ cross-borders.
Some months ago I made a silly comic about the whole zora/rito waffle....And I've been plugging it in every Ruto/Medli thread ever since.
>>340624781
adult ruto is inferior to loli ruto
>>340611245
Fish milk.
>>340624964
prove it
>>340625041
>no flat chest
>>340611950
>most follow this rule
>but what about rare exception!
the exception to the rule is not the rule
>>340611245
there are sea mammals
>>340624964
>being a pedo
>>340625231
>being a normalfag
Who else prefers her HW design to the original? I actually find it lewder, like you can just sweep down her fleshbra and see her nipples, as opposed to blank tits out in the open. Making something slightly hidden but still easily accessible is more alluring.
>>340624781
I enjoyed it
>>340625456
Her HW design debuted in OoT3D.
The only thing her HW design did was give her bigger boobs, also a plus.
>>340615123
>bitching about a spinoff
>implying mainline zelda didn't have fapbait
>>340616040
>futa on girl
straight
>futa/trap on guys/anything else
over the the line into teh gayz
>>340625231
She's not real.
If anything, he's less likely to do anything illegal, because of things like this.
>>340611245
Zora men can not satiate a lusty Zora maid. They use their breasts to attract hylians so they can pull them into their Zora rape caves
>>340625781Trap on male is god tier.
>>340625937
>girly boy with tiny dick on male
that's just retarded
>>340625865
>rape caves
>>340626081
>tiny dick
>>340624781
We can always use more Zora interactions. Or just more Zora in general.
Your work is appreciated.
>>340626108
d'awwwwwwwww
>>340621303
>implying I'm not going to blow my load all over those eggs
>>340611245
Because that's how anthropomorphism works?
>>340622702
Zoras are for diluting the pure Hylian master race blood
>>340615010
My boipussy is reserved for Link.
>>340616684
I hate how Plague draws mouths and gives everything fangs
>>340617253
True Midna > Imp.
>>340613597
>fish creature
>realism
Fucking retard
>>340625120
You literally said that we know Zoras are FISH because they lay eggs. This implies that only fish lay eggs.
Also, that is not a "rare exception" to the rule. There isn't even a rule. You're just staggeringly ignorant.
I'll never get over the quality of the armpits in hyrule warriors.
Goddamn.
>>340611245
The goddesses designed the races so they could have lots of sex with each other, but sadly nobody takes advantage of that.
>>340631569
Who would want to fuck a goron? They're ugly and it would probably be physically painful.
>>340631737
Nobody wants to fuck gorons. It just happens and there's not much you can do about it.
>>340626108
Animals are weird little niggas. What are they even doing?
>>340631737
>big
>ugly
>obnoxiously rolling around everywhere while holding bomb flowers
>still win with the BGC
How can other races even compete?
>>340632486
By having dicks that don't cause permanent and immediate physical injury. Also they don't cum rocks that could be potentially lethal.
>>340611749
That poor egg needs a human colon to incubate in.
>>340631941
Cats rub their faces on stuff, probably to mark their scent.
The dolphin is probably wondering why the tiny bearded human is trying to groom its nose, rather than patting it like the rest and offering it fish.
>>340632727
But how would you get it in a colon?
>>340611950
platypus is also an abomination in the eyes of God and man
>>340632828
Mother shoves it in there of course.
>>340632963
Sounds extremely painful
>>340632902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6QHzIJO5a8
>you will never tickle a platypus
>>340633017
Egg is soft, slimy, and pliable.
Mother's arm is also lubricated.
It will be fine.
>>340633142
You can hardly tell one end of that thing from the other.
Also, it moves around like a ferret.
>>340632902
God is an abomination.
>>340633142
That's really cuteDoesn't those things have sharp claws with poison in them?
>>340633580
Only the males.
Fish need milk too.
>>340633580
Only the males, and the venom is only produced during breeding season. They have them to assassinate competing males.
>>340625120
Of course a fantasy race is going to be an exception to our world's laws of nature. You're an idiot.
>>340633580
The males do, they actually have venomous spurs on their hind feet which is, itself, a rarity amongst mammals - never mind that they lay eggs and have a duck bill on top of that.
There's no other creature quite as out-of-place as a platypus.
>>340633486
The end without the bill has the platypussy. That's all you really need to know.
>>340631941
>I own this dolphin
>It is mine now
>>340633757
I'd like to see a platypus assassin in a world dripping with organised crime.
>>340614427
Medli is the only reason I'm team BAVI
>>340625456
I can't say I care that much. But still, most certainly no.
I find it really weird how her body has clothes like features even though she is no doubt nude.
Either give her an actual dress, or remove the clothes like features from her body. This middle ground this is very uncanny.
Which Zelda race is the must marryable??
>>340634760
Zoras.
>>340614427
>>340634879
>Quack!
Always makes me giggle
>>340634879
>That fourth image
Why does she have a bedroom eyes face?
>>340635550
The duck is for fucking
I find it hilarious that they thought her old design:
>>340616179
was too lewd, so they added the extra fins to her chest:
>>340611245
and wound up making it lewder by implying that there's something to hide.
>>340635790
Maybe that was the intention.
>>340635790
>was too lewd, so they added the extra fins to her chest:
that just made it more lewd
>>340636268
That's exactly what he said.
>Medli
FUCK THE DUCK UNTIL EXPLODED
>>340617253
I wish I was a sexy imp
>>340638245
I wish I could get fucked by a sexy imp.
>>340636268
>designer-san, we need to make Ruto less lewd for the remake
>leave it to me!
>but designer-san, she is even more lewd now, isn't she?
>no she isn't, trust me, I'm the character designer
imp midna > all
>>340633017For her.
>>340620876
Oracle of Ages had them living in the sea.
>>340640183
they also had literal houses and streetlights at the bottom of the sea
>>340638245
>>340638636
Patrician taste.
>>340611245
Because you're supposed to waifu her. She's the best girl in OoT, and Top 3 in the entire series.
>>340617062
It's not misleading unless you're fucking retarded.
>>340613407
>tfw Ambulocetus to Dorudon will never be in any piece of media
>>340638245
Me too ;_;
>>340640895
Ambulocetus and dorudon were in some natgeo specials.
Walking with beasts. I think.
>>340640750
Who are the other two of the top three?
Why is Ruto so fucking garbage in Hyrule Warriors
>>340616556
Fish evolved into terrestrial animals and the earth is 75% water.
>>340625120
Are birds and snakes fish?
>>340641359
Midna
Zelda
>>340611245
Because kissless virgins can't control their teenage hormones, and ruin our games' internal consistency.
>>340632902
Animals have no god
>>340611245
To make the other skanks jealous.
>>340645120
Do they just want to take all the Hylian guys to themselves or something?
>>340611245
Are you asking about Ruto or your mom?
>>340641659
Because she's vulnerable during all of her attacks' long animations which she can't cancel.
She specializes in knocking enemies away, but if her attacks whiff or the enemy doesn't flinch then she's a sitting duck.
>>340645808
It's just bothering the hell out of me that Adventure mode keeps throwing prizes for her into missions where she seems to be at a huge disadvantage.
Not sure if I'm just really bad with her or if you need to be at a good level to tackle Ruto's content.
>>340645120
I wish americans could into lineart.
>>340634445
So kid or adult Ruto?
>>340649676
Kid's more natural, right? I mean, otherwise Link is a child trapped in a man's body, isn't that /ss/?
>>340644347
Rabbits have a god.
>>340649972
>isn't that /ss/?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Zelda needs more spinoffs. Anyway, what's the verdict on this character? I like him.
>>340650228
He's just an Onox knockoff, like how Cia is just a Veran knockoff.
