Fuck E3, SGDQ 2016 thread.
Why is his haircut so shit?
>>340606131
Autism
>>340605985
How about no?
>>340606131
My haircut looked just like that for years so I can explain. Basically, I had no idea about what looked good so I just went to the hairdresser and said "just cut everything back", and then awkwardly sat there in silence while they cut my hair. I assume he does the same thing.
>>340606302
Why would you sit in silence it's your hair being fucked
>>340606434
Because I didn't know if it looked good? I didn't have any ideo of what was fashionable or whatever - I just got my hair cut to keep it out of my face.
I sat in silence because I hate making small talk with hairdressers.
>>340606623
Damn hope you're better now...
You don't watch like mtv music videos or something? That would show you what the stylish cuts are at the moment
>GGDQ
>AGDQ
>SGDQ
Is this shit just one event renamed over and over?
>>340606750
AGDQ is in January and the main event. SGDQ is summer and used to be a tiny as fuck event held in Essentia's house in bumfuck, but since normies have caught onto speedrunning, the event has gotten bigger. No idea what GGDQ is.
>>340606750
SGDQ is summer games done quick
>>340606736
No I didn't watch music videos or anything I just played video games.
I certainly hope I look a lot better these days. I now have a much better grasp of what looks good and pick clothes that I like/describe how I want my hair, rather than just wearing whatever and asking for them to just cut it.
Despite the technical difficulties, I enjoyed NASA. Wasn't full of SJW nazis like GDQ has. Was low key, and didn't have to deal with sob story shout outs every 10 seconds. Once they figure out how to handle it better, it could have potential.
>>340606921
>>340606962
Ah alright, thanks
![justin-bieber-2015-vmas-hair-620x413[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AmfQXcs.jpg "justin-bieber-2015-vmas-hair-620x413[1].jpg")
>>340606736
>music videos
yeah man, some autist getting his hair cut like pic related sure is a good idea :^)
when in doubt, just get a buzzcut. simple, quick, timeless. perfect for people who dont really care about looks or fashion.
>>340606623
This is me still. It was okay in high school because everyone looked like ass but it gets worse as I get older and more people start to worry about what they look like.
>>340606131
What's sad is that Chibi got a pretty good roll on the genetic dice for his appearance, but he ruins it.
>>340607081
better line up would help. God Hand was a plus, but FF12? really?
>>340607382
>>340606623
Jesus christ how autistic can you get. You can give them detailed instructions and still be silent 90% of the time
>Two inches off all around, layer the bangs, trim the sideburns etc.
>>340605985
What is her name? She is a qt-patootie
Reminder that condoms and other forms of contraception are a form of symbolic castration. Cucks.
>No Awful games done quick block
At least I'll be home for the NES block.
>>340607081
All *GDQ needs is a fucking donation bar running on the bottom of the layout, we don't need people reading out low tier 1 dollar "MY MOM DIED TO CANCER LET'S KICK CANCER'S ASS :^DDDDD" donations.
>>340607686
pretty much this tbqh famalamadingdong.
probably have 5+ kids by now.
>>340605985
>mfw finding out that chibi is, in fact, not drake bell
>mfw no faec
>>340607686
>tfw years of fapping have made you unable to cum easily inside a vag
Least something good came out of it.
I still don't understand how watching some mega-autist beat some other mega-autist's record for Snake, Rattle & Roll by 0.5 frames or whatever is worth anyone's time.
I mean, who gives a shit how many times he pressed A half or whatever, what the hell IS a half press, there are no half presses anyway
>>340607686
disease prevention
>>340606302
>Mother's friend is a hairdresser
>She sucks at cutting young men hair
>If I go to someone else both her and my mom go "w-what's wtong anon ;_; they cut your hair better? cheaper? ;_; so sorry so sorry ;_;"
>Have shit haircuts every three weeks
Woo hoo
>>340607349
Are you implying he wouldn't?
>just get a buzzcut
Yeah, if you wanna look like dumb white trash. Why not get some tribal and swastika tats to boot?
>>340608106
>barber wanted to suck my dick
>never went back
Just say nope, it's not that hard.
>>340607349
Also, incredibly easy to do yourself, and nigh fool proof. If you fuck something up, you just do it again, the guard stops you from being retarded.
>>340607936
Nice try """"HENRY""""
>>340607571
I can't speak for the other guy, but I don't even know what "layer the bangs" even means. When I was in highschool I knew even less about this stuff. I didn't avoid describing what I wanted out of social anxiety or anything - I just legitimately didn't know the first thing about hair.
These days I give slightly more detailed instructions (short on the sides, take the fringe back above my eyes, cut it in such a way that I can wax it back if I want to etc), but I still don't really know that much about this stuff. I'm pretty sure my haircut wold fall in the normal range now though.
Anyway this is all going a bit off topic I was just trying to point out that I understand Chibbi's shit hair style.
here's hoping for another Fire Emblem. maybe they'll do awakening normal mode!
>>340608106
Dude. Don't let your mother control you, that's bullshit. Calmly tell her how it is, if she gets upset remember er it's not your fault. Women are gonna pull that shit on you your whole life, but you have to do what you want without feeling sorry for it.
>>340607936
I don't watch any of this stuff, but I can see how it would be interesting to see how good some people can get at your favorite games. Like, say it takes me 40 hours to beat Dark Souls, it might be interesting to see how someone else would beat it in 30 minutes.
Every fat bald goony looking cracker itt going "shave it lol why even bother with hair" looking like this motherfucker
>>340607349
Trump is behind this, I know it in my heart.
>>340608418
Women, am I right?
>>340607349
>Justin Bieber
>in 2016
Get over it, jesus
>>340608504
>>340608278
>i care about hair
Do you also wear makeup, dress up on high knee socks and let men assfuck you?
Goddamn fag
What's the girls Twitter?
>>340608092
don't associate with women of low morals
>>340608792
so don't associate with women?
>>340608780
Learn to actually care about your appearance you retard, it'll raise your self esteem by a significant amount
>>340608780
Source?
Chibi walked into the local supercuts with his mom a week before SGDQ 2014. He shows the hairdresser this picture and just says fuck my shit up
>>340608872
That doesn't make sense.
Just admit it, you're the cuck of society. You care about how others perceive you and you think that changing outward appearances will make things better.
Well buddy you're way off.
Faggots who only care about looks aren't worth impressing in the first place.
Learn something useful and don't be a /fa/ggot.
>inb4 le neckbeard meme
>implying there's anything wrong with social hair
>implying that as long as you shower every morning you won't be fine
>>340608872
>>340609330
>Faggots who only care about looks aren't worth impressing in the first place.
There's a huge difference between only caring about looks and not caring at all..
>>340606131
It's not terrible. I'm sure it'd be fine if he got it layered and maybe took more off in the back and had the ears showing.
>>340609330
>IF YOU DONT GIVE A SHIT. YOU WEAR CLEAN CLOTHES THAT FIT!
Your gentrifiying!
You are the proto hipster!
>>340605985
Fuck you, OP. Great hair-dressing debate thread
>>340608872
what are some good hairstyles
ive got relatively short brown hair and it's very thick
usually i just get it cut down and let it grow our a bit and then cut it down again
>>340609330
He's not wrong. By actually putting the most minute amount of effort into my appearance (showering, shaving, not getting retarded haircuts), I found that my confidence in talking to girls was boosted significantly. It's hard to talk to girls when you KNOW that you look like shit.
>>340605985
Do you guys have any specific speedruns that are fun to watch?
I was never really a fan of speedruns until I started watching D2 runs.
>>340605985
what a qt
>>340609632
I thought they called them that because they're made at Subway. Like, the equivalent of a Big Mac.
>>340608504
Hairstyle is the least of that guy's appearance worries.
>>340608780
In highschool when scene was in, guys would kiss other guys just to get chicks. And they got ton of them
If getting a haircut and spending 100 on clothes is too "sissy" for you, you are a tad bit insecure
>>340609632
theyre hoagies you fucking savage
t. filthadelphian
>>340609865
GRINDERS
>>340609846
>wanting to "get chicks"
This is the problem.
So after his stunt at AGDQ, will Noir be able to run anything?
>>340609259
i wonder what this kid looked like without the wig
>>340609070
Abdominal Pregnancyit's beyond shit
>>340609986
>mfw Americans pronounce twat as "twought"
>>340609975
My apologies, didn't know you were into boys
>>340610125
T wat.
>>340606302
>>340606623
>not going to the same barber every month and just saying "the same as last time"
>>340608780
>Do you also wear makeup, dress up on high knee socks and let men assfuck you?
Of course. Are you saying you don't?
>>340609975
Wow you're so cool, anon. I really respect you for giving up on pursuing women after years of social failure. I wish I were you.
>>340609330
It makes perfect sense, you're just a generic /v/irgin so full of denial that you actually think not giving a shit is a good idea. Grow up, go out, and improve yourself you waste of sperm.
>>340609986
Noir is ugly as fuck now. No idea what happened to him.
So, no point in him going.
>not funny
>not interesting
>no longer feminine and fuckable
>>340610125
How the fuck did they even pick up that pronunciation? i was taken aback when i first heard that.
>>340610312
Doesn't help if it was shit last time.
I LIKE
>>340609330
>lol true alphas like ME don't care what they look like
News flash, retard, but if you want to get somewhere in life, you NEED to take care of your appearance.
>>340609665
I have thick brown hair as well and I just wear it as a short back and sides like pic related
>>340609070
http://exhentai.org/g/934026/923b90812f/
you're welcome
>>340610414
I have really nice hair, so in truth anything fits.
Must be genetics.
>>340608780
>Do you also wear makeup, dress up on high knee socks and let men assfuck you?
N-no
>>340609665
Easy and classic looking. Just have them fade/buzz the sides and back and leave about an inch-2 inches on top. Low maintenance and not over the top. Helps square off your face.
>>340610583
You mean hj?
>>340610671
Why are you talking about handjobs I'm confused
>>340610329
>pursuing women in the first place
Not even gay, but come on anon.
Allow me to write a food analogy for a moment.
>guy goes into restaurant, orders pasta
>allowed to look at the cooking process, so he can decide if he'll eat it or not
>not like it makes a difference, he'll eat it anyway cause one of his friends told him that real men eat that pasta always
>shittiest pasta he's ever eaten, sauce is shit, noodles are uncooked, texture is somehow that of mush
>only redeeming quality is the aftertaste
>somehow convinces himself and other guys to guy that pasta ad infinitum instead of waiting for the cook to make decent pasta
>>340606750
Cashgrab
>>340610312
>going to a barber instead of an actual stylist
Might as well shave your head.
>>340608780
>not having a cool haircut
wow its like youre fuckin gay dude
just get a pomp and join the cool kids club
>>340610761
So sex is like pasta?
>>340610761
>food analogy
Get outta here Dobson, don't you have some inflation porn to draw?
>>340610042
i like it but i can see what you mean, in any case the artists stuff before is far worse
>guy gets ntrd behind his back as bull turns his girl i to a mess
>they reveal themselves and force the guy to watch
>girl puts her ex in chastity and starts domming him while bull suddenly disappears form the work
>this is now a femdom thing
every single one before this one, seriously.
>>340610881
Yeah sure why not I haven't had either before
>tfw your family friend and barber since your first haircut died two months ago and you haven't gotten your hair cut since
>>340609665
Long hair on guys is highest tier as long as you're thin.
>>340610863
Barbers are cheaper and i live in a small rural town, the only stylist we have is for females only
>>340610863
>stylist
are you a faggot or something?
>>340605985
who is this girl
The macklemore haircut.
>>340610740
Sorry, hy
>>340610403
They think it's a British word.
>>340608549
Says someone without any real experience with women.
>>340609330
>That doesn't make sense.
It makes a fuckload of sense for anyone that hasn't given up on himself
This is not some American Psycho blending in completely with society shit, this is just regular human bean things
>>340608780
>Not trapping it up but sleeping with girls instead
>>340610761
I have a better analogy
>guy gets laid
>other guy says sex is pointless because his gf is fat as fuck
>>340610761
>Allow me to write a food analogy for a moment.
'no'
>>340610942
t. metalhead skeleton
Get a haircut you fucking nerd
>>340607521
He should just kill himself, he will have a sad life.
>>340611132
Men belong with men. Sort your life out.
>>340611147
>guy gets laid
>girl gets pregnant
>guy has to pay her half his wages for the rest of his life
>>340610942
>tfw slim easily 8/10 with ~15in loose curly hair
>girls fucking love it
>they can't fucking get enough of it
>anytime they see it down they want to touch it>always wear it up because it gets in my face while i'm eating and drawing, leave it down maybe once a few months>completely kissless virgin probably exclusively as a result of this
>>340608092
Humans were never meant to live past 40
>>340611230
>Men
But I'm a girl as long as I wear a skirt, anon.
>>340609464
>>340609591
>>340609675
>>340610348
>>340610495
>>340611114
>2011+5
>not ascending your mortal trappings and joining the ranks of the Tibetan monks in hopes of becoming a true Buddha
>>340610942
>have long hair
>random women and female relatives have complimented me on it
>family friends and male relatives either disapprove or talk shit
Can't wait for more cool runs to be turned down because they wouldn't bring in as many normie bucks.
>>340610975
No, I'm just not a marine
>>340611307
Says who
>>340611268
>guy can't get laid
>creates imaginary scenarios in his head to justify his lifestyle
>>340610761
I didn't understand your food analogy at all, so let me present you with my own.
>Idiot has never eaten pasta in his whole life.
>Everyone on earth likes eating pasta
>Hears on 4chan that pasta is bad, because spergs here can't get any pasta for themselves
>Maybe has one experience in real life with some dodgy pasta
>Suddenly just gives up on eating pasta entirely because hes a pathetic misogynistic pasta-hating beta.
>Only looks at pictures of cartoon pasta from now on
>>340610942
>faggy hair on guys is faggiest tier as long as you're fag
>>340608780
>>340608872
>>340609330
People who don't care about their appearance are also people that NEVER go outside. You're cucking yourself by not caring. Cuck.
>you'll never have venom snake's perfect hair
>>340610312
Every month? I go like twice a year
>>340611213
No.
/v/ - Haircuts
>>340611325
>>random women and female relatives have complimented me on it
The only real compliment is them agreeing to sex
Everything else is a white lie
>>340610942
I dont think he wants to attract fags
>>340611468
>nipple
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>340607589
>>340609731
>>340610996
>>340606302
>>340607839
>>340608106
>>340607349
Welp, looks like the autists showed up. Truly an SGDQ thread now.
>>340611324
Monks are memes now?
>>340611430
>don't care
>top 10 college for my degree
>good internship
>any job I want
>300k starting
I want this "looks determine success" meme to stop.
>>340611435
>ywn have Cloud's AC hairstyle
Not that it wouldn't cause weird stares but still.
>>340611296
You're a kissless virgin because you're not assertive and you've got no spine. Girls dont give a fuck about your hair.
>>340611520
that's a boy
>>340611325
Take is as a sign that you're doing something right. Straight men have no idea what looks good, as evidenced by this thread.
>>340611568
Degrees dont give you good jobs, connections do
Enjoy being a codemonkey
>>340611592
wew forgot image
>>340611401
OH FUCK
I DONT THINK HES GONNA BE OKAY MATE
>>340611296
You aren't a virgin because you tie your hair up you goof. You're a virgin because you lack the confidence to pursue a girl long enough to get her in bed.
>>340611568
What are you gonna spend that 300k on without a family anon? Video games aint gonna make up for your loneliness for the rest of your life.
>>340611568
>STEM
so i was right.
>told my hair is really good and hairdressers always bitch to me when I tell them to cut it short
>decide to let it grow for a year
>grows long as hell and always in my fucking face
>female co-workers feel up my hair like im some sort of slut
>people mistake me for being under 21 when im fucking 32 years old
had a jealous new co-worker tell me to enjoy having hair until I hit my 30s and start balding and when I told him I was already 31 at the time his fucking face was a mixture of pure rage and dispair. He was like 24 and already balding.
>>340611658
>falling for the "merican dreem meme"
Well no shit, but not being a complete dumass also helps.
Or you know, specializing in obscure shit.
>>340611605
>You're a kissless virgin because you're not assertive and you've got no spine
yeah, you're right
>>340611568
>STEM faggot
Don't you have a MGTOW forum to complain in?
>>340606623
I haven't had my hair cut in 3 years and i'm loving it.
Long hair is amazing, because when I tie it back into a ponytail I often get someone saying "Oh wow, you're actually pretty handsome with your hair pulled back" and it makes me feel good about myself for a fleeting moment.
To all you fucks obsessing over hairstyles when you've got ordinary hair, try having fast growing, thick, curly ginger hair.
Getting a basic 2/3 all over is a fucking requirement for me, especially seeing how if I had any of these annoying "stylish" haircuts I'd look like some fucking hipster now that they started to all grow beards.
>>340611568
Why are all stemfags so ugly?
Who is the girl?
>>340611836
They say that, so you'll give them a warning not to go to school tomorrow
Somewhat related I guess. /v/ what made (or when did) you realize you were attractive or unattractive?
>not having the full bear look
>>340611843
To all you fucks obsessing over hairstyles when you've got fast growing, thick, curly ginger hair, try having beautiful blonde locks that are thinning out due to balding. ;_;
>>340610312
>every month
fagboy
>>340611843
You should get the macklemore haircut.
It looks good. On everyone.
>>340611939
I'm 26 and have been out of school for quite awhile.I still kek'd tho.
>>340611953
I dont know if I'm attractive or not because I dont believe in compliments
>>340611743
>>340611816
>STEM is bad
>literally the only thing that, throughout the entirety of human history, has always been good to know
what is going on here
>>340611843
Just get an undercut, grow the top out, look good and stop bitching.
>>340611953
i looked in a mirror one day and i noticed my shoulders are jacked up, i slouch, and i have a lazy eye all at once
people can tell me i look good all they want but it always sounds like an empty compliment to me desu, like some pity shit
>>340611953
>"ANON LIKES YOU"
>"eww..."
>>340607521
That's a good roll on a the genetic dice?
Fuck man, I might as well become a fucking model then.
>thick brown hair
>letting it grow
>afraid it will look like shit
Fuck guys
>>340612056
>>literally the only thing that, throughout the entirety of human history, has always been good to know
No, that's getting pussy
>>340611953
The majority of feedback I get is
>I can't tell if you're really cute or really weird, your face is just interesting
Normally compared to a bush baby. I get enough interest to make me think I'm not hideous but my self esteem is in the pits.
>>340612101
i've got that, it'll look fine
>>340607686
yeah paying child support to 5 mothers is far less cuckstyle
>>340605985
I feel shame every time i'm reminded of this event. One of my countrymen Mayushii went to one of these events, was on the mic as an announcer. And of course because she was somewhat cute and had big tiddies she got a bunch of attention from the guys there and cheated on her fiancé.
It's an event for charity, why the fuck does the attendees have no dignity, getting drunk and fucking each other like its eyes wide shut? This used to be a comfy event, now its like a cock resort for nerds.
>>340611953
I knew in like 7th grade when all the boys told me I was ugly and none of the girls payed attention to me.
![motley-crueS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HtmKRpp.jpg "motley-crueS[1].jpg")
>>340610942
>have long hair
>shave beard
what's the point? just seems like you're trying to look like a woman. which is fine if you want to be a woman i guess. i'm not bigoted.
reminds me of these mtf satanists though.
>>340611953
Basically this >>340612045
I've only ever been in one serious relationship, and I never believed her when she said she loved me and that I was handsome. And I especially didn't believe it after she slept with my bestfriend.
I've been told that im handsome before, I just don't see it myself and don't accept it.
>>340612056
>STEM
>ONLY thing that has always been good to know
>ONLY
No wonder you fucks are all autistic
>>340612001
>Macklemore
You mean the Hitler youth, right? Let's not beat around the bush as to what that haircut is.
>>340607521
You're right, if he got a good haircut, nice clothes, worked out, didn't cheat, and wasn't autistic, he would totally be a stud.
Reminder that speed running is easily the most autistic hobby. More autistic than Smash.
>>340612128
And what gets the pussy?
Ca$h money niqqa.
>>340611953
I honestly really don't know.
I've had two long term girlfriends that I would constant get "dude your girlfriends damn pretty hot" after people met them, but when I'm single I cannot get fucking laid to save me.
>never got any haircuts as a kid except shaved head
>have no clue what sort of haircut would look good on me
>mfw I'm 23 and still just go to the barbers once a year to get my head shaved
Just fucking end me.
>cutting your hair
Just grow it faggots
>>340612181
>anyone with long hair looks like a woman
Please. Men with long hair are infinitely more attractive than any woman could ever be.
>>340612227
No, confidence
You never see nerds with 10/10 models despite making 5 figures
>>340612204
Oh shit, I thought that M stood for medicine.
Never mind.
>>340612157
Yeah? It's currently looking like this, just more bulky
(I know it's the JUST, but he's the only one with a similar look in google images)
>>340608872
>being so insecure to make your outer appearance make up for it
>projecting
heh
>>340610125
How do you pronounce water?
>>340612161
Because it's a bunch of desperate betas looking for any 3-4/10 they can find, and these 3-4/10 women are looking for any attention they can find.
It's just a case of a bunch of mostly ugly people trying to feel wanted because they're fucking ugly.
>>340612292
Nigga you look like you in a metalcore band.
>>340612161
Because everyone there is a shitty person who doesn't actually care about charity, they're just there because they have no other chance to 'show off' their speedrunning 'skills' to a live audience.
Your friend who cheated on her fiance is just as bad as the rest of them.
>>340607936
>>340612292
The problem with this is that lots of guys don't properly care for their hair if it gets long. At least that's what I've seen online.
>>340612292
>>340612296
Spot the virgins
>>340611953
girl with a mental disorder said I was pretty. I don't know if that counts though. even with an acceptable personality and good looking face I'm affraid to fuck people as my penis head is large while my shaft is thin.
>>340612296
Ya'll are all so fucking gay and I love you for it
>>340606302
>>340610312
>2016
>GOING TO BARBER
Im 25 and im bald alrdy, I was mad about it and it made me depressed but now im good with this. I used to shave with my razor but then i just got lazy and started to use Trimmer only for Statham haircut. Chicks like me somehow.
>>340611953
My brothers are both 9/10 turbonormies and I'm the average/slightly ugly autistic black sheep.
Average is generous though and I've only recently had that level of confidence.
I was proper ugly as a teen but what really put a spotlight on it was when 3 girls in school approached me and asked "if _ is your brother, what the fuck happened to you?".
I've never forgotten that and despite my best efforts I still resent my brothers sometimes when I see them with beautiful girls
>>340612279
26 always had lame hair, decided to say fuck it and now I get constant compliments and keep it maintained.
Just go to a trendy place with good reviews, tell the stylist/barber to do whatever they think will look good. Spend $20-30 a month per cut and keep going back to that same person if you like it.
>>340611430
>cuck cuck cuck
mmm yeah kys
>>340612390
metalcore bands usually have short or semi long hair because they're teenagers
>>340611953
I don't really know. I've only been called ugly by little girls before but form no one else.Little girls are mean
>>340612382
My ex-classmate is an ugly jewish girl and she gets hit on every single day
Only time a girl ever flirted with me was when she wanted to make her bf jealous (and she was also mildly autistic)
>>340612365
>I want a good looking girl
>but if she wants a good looking guy she's a shallow slut
If you guys really don't care about appearances, enjoy your fat girls with 10/10 personalities I guess.
>>340612292
i think i can smell that greaseball from the other side of the internet
>>340612227
Says someone who has never had a girlfriend in his whole like. Money might buy you prostitutes, but if you actually want a loyal, loving wife you're gonna need a good personality and some confidence.
After puberty hit I suddenly started looking like a young greek demigod, while being an ugly duckling as a child
I still haven't really gotten used to it
>>340612292
looks like a creepy criminal, if you're going to have your hair down don't put it all behind your fucking ears.
>>340612296
>anyone with long hair looks like a woman
that's not what i said though.
growing long hair which is what most women do, and then completely removing facial hair which is a trait normally reserved for men.
>>340612440
HEAD LIKE A FOOKIN ORANGE EHAHAHAHEEHEAHA
>>340611953
>tfw a girl likes you
I know I didn't get the shot straw on the genetics, but I don't really took care of myself and even though I'm OCD to an extent my shower 5 times a day thing has sorta fallen off as I've gotten older, so I guess it goes to waste
Also when I look in the mirror all I see are my faults instead of the fact that I do have good structure and symmetry, so my confidence is shot regardless
As far as compliments go I've been told I look like a younger dicaprio, but like anyone else I don't really believe it.
>>340612340
To be fair, 10/10 models don't go out with average Joes just cause they're confident.
Like that dance fedora guy. He was confident enough to ask that chipmunk bitch out, but he didn't get a yes.
>>340612545
post a pic, i want to see what a greek demigod looks like according to you
>>340612056
they're jelly
that's all there is to it. the whole "money doesn't buy you happiness" meme is just to calm down the working class
>inb4 anecdotal "evidence" a la I knew a rich gay who was sad once
ITT
>>340612513
This is a video game board, remember? Graphics don't matter, remember?
Always remember, protect the narrative.
>>340612613
>comparing full grown mature women to teenagers.
ALL teenagers are dumbs, men and women alike.
>>340612603
>how can someone like me? I don't even like me
>>340612620
>>340612613
Well you also need charm and some charisma I guess
>have no idea what to do with hair
>get it trimmed around every month or 4 weeks mom used to be a cosmetologist so free haircuts
>usually just part the bangs to one side
>face gets oilier the longer my hair is
Feels bad man
>>340612721
Hey, where you got that picture of me?
>>340611953
I've had quite a number of gay guys crack onto me. I choose to take it as a compliment.
>>340611953
I actually don't know. Some days I look in the mirror and my face and head shape is all fucked up but others I look pretty decent. I know a few girls liked me in high school but I was too autismo to do anything, and now I never talk to girls so I don't know.
>>340612721
Dude, where you get this picture of me?
>>340610312
>Can you make it like last time?
>Who are you again?
>>340612227
>>340612340
>>340612613
what really gets pussy is balls and being assertive. being a fucking MAN. if you're truly confident, you'll get pussy, even if you're a 4/10. you might not be able to get every pussy, but loads of pussy, even 8/10s.
basically grow some balls you fucking online loser faggots.
>>340612603
>she is ugly
>>340612791
>not being a bro with your barber
Your own fault, man
>>340612791
pffffffffffffft
gottem
>>340612485
Viking metal
>>340606302
>Just fuck my shit up
>>340612809
Can the "all you need to get girls is confidence" meme please die already
>>340611953
>what made (or when did) you realize you were attractive
get told that a lot. girls smile at me a lot. get numbers easily. pull girls in clubs easy. get laid a lot. feels good.
>>340612675
>all mature women want confident guys
Its true for the majority but not for everyone.
>>340612747
See this is what I'm talking about.
First you gotta just be confident, then you gotta be charming, then you gotta show charisma, then you gotta have the good job, the nice car, all that jazz.
It's retarded to try and get all of these things if you can find a person who's happy with what you have currently.
I don't even know what I was trying to say before.
There's gotta be a limit to what you're willing to do for another person. My limit is real fucking low, it seems.
So uhh..
who's the qt-patootie-lemon-fruity-withabooty?
>>340612809
There is such a strong difference between being confident and charming and being overly macho and obnoxious.
I cannot stress that enough if you want to take this advice. Be you, but be confident about it. Don't put on a big manly persona unless you want to exclusively pick up gutter whores at clubs.
>>340612608
you are so weak. People like these are the worst, spineless. This is why uglier people are superior, going through hardships give them character, make them interesting. This motherfucker claims he's a dicaprio, posting images of cats like a punk bitch. I detest seeing such weakness.
>>340612603
>You're to dense to realize she does.
>>340612901
>>340612848
ayyy lmao
>>340612848
>worked in a storage facility for 5 months parttime
>take a few months break for exams
>go back
>nobody remembered me
>>340612440
>completely shaving your head when you start balding
it looks weird if it's cut short and you have no facial hair, but if you grow out a full beard and let the hair you have left grow long it can actually look decent. almost like a mark of wisdom.
>>340611462
Believe it or not most men prefer having short, easily manageable hair
>>340612608
post a picture faggot
anyway you sound like you might have bdd
>This thread's complete 180 to fight about hair
god bless you all
>>340612513
My girls is good looking and I don't care for looks
>>340611953
I was sure for whole middle school i was shit, but now im pretty boy m8. I realised that when i cheated my gf for the 5th time
>>340611953
>attractive
>have tons of interests so get along with people fine
>fucking hate people and don't give any fucks
Literally going to die alone and I'm indifferent to it. I might be crazy tbqh.
>discussing haircuts
Top 3 cm, sides and back 2 cm, everything below ear level gets shaved clean. Problem solved.
>>340611953
Twenty-six years of no female attention.I got hit on by a faggot at a con while I was crossdressed and that's the only time anybody has ever done that.Weird feel, man.
>>340612791
>That feel when my local shopkeepers remember me and ask me how I've been
>At the vidya store, the tea store, the PC hardware store, my favourite cafe and the hairdressers
>That feel when feel like a welcomed part of a community
>>340612603
>tfw 2 girls like you
>You don't have the balls to hurt either of their feelings by driving them away
>They're both trying to get closer and closer
This can only end in sadness.
>>340612945
I remember in high school all I ever read online was that confidence was acting like you don't care about girls, so that's what I would do. Lost out on so much pussy.
