Which one will you be picking up bros?
The one that says Dude Sex Making Deliberated on the front
>>340599225
The most expensive one, so I can stick it to the racists.
this is out of control
The torrent edition.
>>340599679
WUZ
All of them unless you're fucking straight white ,ale then i don't get why'd you not buy at least 3 versions
>>340599738
UNDERAGE /POL/TARDS
>>340599656
KEK
E
K
I won't even be pirating it, to be honest. You couldn't PAY ME to play as a nigger.
>>340599225
So the game has barely been announced and they're already offering package options?
Wasn't the first game a flop?
>>340599830
>pretending to be racist
>>340599860
>Wasn't the first game a flop?
it's a ubisoft game
>>340599225
>have to buy 3 versions to get all the toys
Yep
>>340599656
>>340599656
UNCRACKABLE
tree editions n shit
>>340599909
>pretending
Wow, it's good to know I'm not actually a racist. I mean I don't have any black friends or even speak to black people but that doesn't mean anything. I just avoid any video games with niggers by chance, clearly.
WE
What does the AYYO HOL UP edition come with?
>>340600104
its strange but its a free country so you're allowed to have quirks
WUZ
>>340600127
>>340600223
>>340599225
>Buying something from Ubisoft
Well it looks like I'll have to get the San Francisco, Wrench JR Robot, and The return of Dedsec editions to get everything.
tfw you're not a poorfag.
>>340599225
None of them. I'm not falling for this shit. Ubisoft can go fuck themselves.
>>340599656
Please, like it will even be worth torrenting.
>>340599225
Where is the option where they pay you for playing their game? I'd like to choose that one
>>340600285
Fuck off /tv/ with your shitty memes
You're irrelevant now
>>340599225
Fuck this shit. One collectors edition for the diehard fans is neat. Two collectors editions is kinda pushing it but some people love a series and want some swag but have no use for a 2lb statue of the main character.
But fucking FIVE collectors editions? Fuck that noise. Like I have broad taste in games and can wring $40-$80 of fun out of most games but the first Watch Dogs was just ass. I fail to see what about this franchise warrants five fucking special editions.
>>340600385
NIGGERZ
AYO HOL UP
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP
>>340600361
I'm sure it will. I just wish it wasn't about wewuz.
>>340600430
faggots who post shitty /pol/ memes have no right to say that
>the hyper ultimate turbo championship edition with cheese doesn't have every item
>only one its missing has to be bought from one other, likely very costly, collector's pack
>>340600326
>buying multiple versions of a shitty sequel to a shitty game just to get all the toys
Poorfag or not, that's autistic.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaayyyyooouuuuuaaaaaaaaaayyyooooooo
Hol
Up
Fuckin
Hole
Up
Senpai
U SAYIN
>>340599225
Not even gonna pirate this shit. Fuck you.
>>340600510
>>340600719
SMAX FAT NIGGER LIPS RAPES PURE WHITE WOMAN GETS SICKLE CELL ANEMIA
>>340599909
No one likes you mud people.
>>340600747
i can't even read charts it's also missing a figurine
but what the hell is the point anyway?
>>340600727
We do cause our memes are better, sorry the truth hurts Jamal
>>340600767
WE WUZ SHITTY /POL/ MEMES
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*hacks KFC*
WE
WUZ
HACKAZ
N
SHEIT
>>340599225
>you have to buy 3 collectors editions to actually collect everything
Holy shit this jewery is off the charts.
I feel bad for collector autists.
>>340600846
>stupid /pol/tards actually believe this
>>340600893
WE WUZ KEKS
sorry about bernie, you lazy nigger communist jew mexican vegan
god I fucking hate you /pol/ faggots
fuck off
>>340600960
This is a joke. I can't believe anyone is even preordering this stupid shit. The original game had potential and they fucked it all up Ubisoft style. There was absolutely no need to make a sequel to a game that was widely considered shit. Game publishers are fucking retarded nowadays.
prob the Wrench Jr and The Return of Dedsec
never thought I'd buy two collectors editions of the same game^^
>>340599225
>Deluxe Edition:
>Includes the Game, an exclusive sleeve, a Map of San Francisco, lithographs and The Deluxe pack: 2 personalisation packs with Punk and Street art themed extra outfits for Marcus and skins for his car, drone and weapon.
>Gold Edition:
>Includes the Game, The Deluxe pack and the Season Pass.
>San Francisco Edition:
>With its exclusive San Francisco Collector’s box includes the game, extra digital content: The Deluxe pack and Zodiac killer mission, the Marcus Figurine, SF-themed laptop stickers, lithographs and a Map of San Francisco.
>The return of DedSec Collector’s Case:
>Exclusively available on the Uplay Shop, has a surprise for the player: while unboxing the collector’s edition, the player will see animated DedSec art ‘come to life’ via a dynamic lenticular effect. This unique edition includes the DedSec art Marcus Figurine (coming with a full DedSec branded art wall diorama), Marcus’ cap and scarf replica, a Map of San Francisco, DedSec-themed laptop stickers, lithographs and an exclusive 64 page artbook. In addition, this ultimate fan package includes the Gold Edition coming with its Deluxe pack and Season pass.
>Wrench Junior Robot Collector’s pack:
>Again this is exclusively available on the Uplay Shop, includes Gold Edition with its Deluxe pack and Season pass + Wrench Junior robot, a motorized and endearing companion, controlled by an app (Android or IPhone) that moves, has emotions, interacts with pre-recorded sentences, and lets its owner the possibility to transmit his own personal message.
>>340601030
>>340600950
>final mission involves breaking into the KFC headquarters to steal the names of the secret herbs and spices
WE
>I DINDU NUFFIN DEM MUTHA FUCKUZ PLANTED THAT SHIT
What did he mean by this?
>>340599225
>Buying any ubisoft product
Are you fucking retarded anon? Stop supporting SJWs.
>>340601152
WUZ POSTING A SHITTY MEME
>>340601173
HE MEANTBUILD THAT WALL BABY NIGGERS/SPICS HAVE SUBHUMAN IQS
>>340599225
>it's a liberal and conservative shitpost thread
>>340599860
Watch Dogs released in that sweet spot where everyone had bought the big new consoles, but there were no games yet. This meant they'd buy anything to rationalize their purchase.
Watch Dogs sold millions.
when is hiroshima going to add a /pol/ filter that blocks anyone who goes there regularly from other boards
>>340600783
God I agree such a shitlord meme uuuuuggghhhh
>>340601221
>MUH boogyman is TAKING MY GAMU
>>340600846
This is objectively false since /tv/ got meme porn.
>season pass
when will this dogshit die?
>>340601307
Same time he adds a bluepill filter tbqh.
>>340601368
>>340601307
REKT
E
K
T
AYOOOOOO HOL UP
*transfer welfare money to account*
SO U BE SAYIN
*hacks KFC*
WE WUZ HACKAZ N SHIT??
*hacks worldstar hip hop*
>>340599225
why would i spend money playing as a nigger? didnt even like the first game now this? This nig nog train is not going to end anytime soon is it?
>>340601368
blocking both groups would be the smart decision desu senpai
>>340601143
Here's an actual non photoshopped image
>>340600846
GUYS LOOK OVER HERE! This is a /pol/tard in 2016, this is what a containment board autist actually believes.
>>340601456
>hacks lips internally
>>340601476
>>340601286
Correction; the PS4 didn't have games yet. The PS4 version sold just a little less than half of the grand total. Considering how heavily skewed game sales are on the PS4, why do they even bother with PC/Xbox versions?
>>340601326
Except they is.
>>340601224
>actually getting this booty flared over a meme
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all me
Like one Anon said:
"I'll rather buy guns for ISIS than buy another UbiSoft game."
>>340601476
>that jaw line
Sad!
>>340601632
Pics or it didn't happen, faggot.
>ubisoft this angry that their nigger protag doesn't appeal to us
>>340601645
"I'd rather buy guns for ISIS than play as a nigger"
-fixed
>>340601632
THANKS FOR THE 7 YOUS
>>340601610
>>340601803
>only got one (You)
>>340601786
poor cat
>>340601107
I don't know anon. Asscreed 1 was alright but got so repetitive to the point of finishing it felt like a chore. They did well with the sequel. Maybe there's hope.
>>340601831
>actually posting Facebook frog
Fantastic, now we know exactly who the kind of people moaning about muh /pol/ boogeyman are
>>340601632
How do you bypass the spam filter? I could even do this shit with 10 posts and it wouldn't let me
>>340602000
pepe is was born here just like every epic may may.
>>340599830
This fuck niggers
>>340601794
"I'd rather buy this than be /pol/"
Refixed
>>340601794
newfag
>>340602241
Nope you didn't fix anything Mr. Ubisoft shill
>340602000
Trips speak truth
>340602148
Nope, it's Facebook frog now.
>>340602328
t.Nigger
>>340602241
>I'll buy twice just to spite /pol/
rerefixed :)
>>340602497
you're still a newfag
>>340602504
>>340602241
does reddit not know that fify is?
SMASH DA MUTHAFUKKINNNNN
>>340601632
>>340602109
Obviously space them out, he'll get banned though.
Just like I was because i like doing this at times.
>>340602729
this post was engineered to be retarded
impressive
>>340601954
Not remotely the same. AssCreed 1 was actually good and had character. It was pretty impressive for the time and tried lots of new shit.
The repetition is just a meme, it isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be, and the assassinations are still among series best.
Personally my favourite AssCreed. One of the only 3 games where the templar vs assassin stuff made semse.
Watch_Dogs had nothing going for it. It was literally a poor man's GTA in every single way. Just watching WD2 gameplay made me feel like i'm watching a GTA5 mod.
Modern Ubisoft has the collective nuance and creativity of a deer in a headlight.
>>340602864
thank you
This thread is just /pol/ memes and Reddit getting butthurt over /pol/ memes.
>>340599225
>"Deluxe" Edition doesn't even include the whole game
I hope Ubisoft goes bankrupt
>>340603021
>he thinks that reddit and /pol/ are different
>these mad Ubisoft shills
fuck off you cucks
no one is going to buy your shitty games just because the main protag is a nigger
i see... it's one of those "shitposters force threads about a particular game and newfags think it's a legitimate marketer" episodes.
>>340599225
>He thinks this game is worth buying on release day.
I won't even buy one even if it's marked down 50%
>>340603508
you don't even know on how many levels of falseflagging we are heres
>>340601786
It feels like they're trying to go the San Andreas route by making their protag a poor black dindu. Unfortunately for Ubisoft they're no Rockstar.
>People getting hyped about EA and Ubisoft games.
>>340599225
Look at all these shitters that probably enjoyed Skyrim or Fallout 4 or GTA V
Holy fuck y'all stupid
>>340603930
>Friend hypes himself for FC 4
>Ask him about it after it comes out
>He's upset because it's literally FC 3
>Later gets hyped for Primal
>Ask him about it after it comes out
>He's upset because it's just a shittier 4
How do people even do this?
PALESHITS KYS!!!!
Is anyone legititmately excited about this shit? Except for Fallout 4, I can't think of another AAA game that came out and was forgotten about instantly. I guess that's not entirely true, since people were constantly talking about the fucking beyond retarded graphic downgrade and the """hack""" you needed to do to turn on PC graphics.
>>340604625
Don't underestimate the gullibility of normies, they loved Fallout 4.
Why are you not supporting this game /v/?
Y-you're not /pol/ are you? You're not a nazi are you?
