This guy walks up to your gf from behind and bites her in the ass, what do?
Reach between his legs and start stroking his thick, pink reptilian cock
Mount it.
Tell my gf to git gud
>>340581205
call the parameowdics
Kill him with my dark elf corsair, and a band of 20 hires warriors with spears.
Stab it's genitals and anus, that's the demons weak spot. Then harvest it's flaming Zards Jasper, the item that ALL lore dinosaur demons drop.
>playing Monster Hunter past the age of 12
lol
>>340581205
Make him my bf.
>>340581205
Lick his slit
She's probably going to need a replacement ass
>>340581368
>>340582520
>>340582595
Who here buying Cross?
>>340582801
yes
>>340581205
Find his gf and bite her ass.
>>340583043
At last a man who sees true justice.
>>340581205
>girlfriend
>>340583376
Is this out in Japan?
>>340582496
>playing
lol
>>340583832
>playing monhun on 3ds
lol