>Loyalist scum
>41st millennium
Seriously?
>>340565142
>10,000 years
>still stuck in Eye of Terror jerking off and killing each other
jej
>not fucking your elven wife while living under the greater good as a farmer on a distant TAU planet
How can the chaos gods even compare?
>tfw a daemonette will never torture you, rape you with her giant cock, and then kill you
In an universe with so much overpowered shit as Warhammer 40k that guy looks soft as shit.
>>340566261
Gotta remember they're mostly fighting other normal humans and not Marines.
>>340565142
>Worshipping dying Gods
>M41
>>340565314
>peacefully coexisting with the xenos scum Tau
>>340565142
>>340565314
>>340565624
>>340566261
>>340567996
Pretty much. There's like one loyalist SM for every planet in the Imperium and I doubt there are many more CSM. Most of the fighting is against other humans, Orks or, in late M41, Tyranids. The latter two are tough but not close to being as OP as Marines.
Which of the Chaos gods would you swear yourself to, /v/?
>>340568398
Nothing wrong with wanted daemonette dick.
A few friends of mine play 40k
I was thinking about getting into it and then I saw the prices
What the fuck? It's worse than lego
>>340568637The Emperor
>>340568637
The only right answer isTzeentch
>>340568637
>khorne
he doesnt care whos blood is spilt
hes also pretty baller and honourable
>>340568808
The Emperor has good taste.
>>340568801
These are coming out and aren't bad
>>340568637
>>340568801
Tabletop a shit unless you can afford to splash out crazy prices on the hobby. When I played years ago it was a good £250 at least to get a decent sized marine army, and that's one of the cheapest armies to field. Bear in mind they've raised model prices recently whilst reducing the amount of models in each box.
It's worth getting into the lore, though. One of the best universes there is and it's got so much lore anything is possible.
>>340568851
Nurgle actually loves you though. Tzeentch is a jew
>>340568664
the current Daemonettes are way too manly, give me the cute feminine 6th ed dicks
>>340565314
Don't the Tau sterilize humans? I've got bad news about your wife's son anon..
>>340568952
Why would you want to introduce a child to a world where heretic women are crucified on mech crosses and sent into battle?
>>340568801
J-just pirate them!
Seriously though, I don't know anyone who plays 40k, and I'm a jew so nothing for me. Feels bad.
>>340569045
the start collecting boxes are pretty good value and give you close to 500+ points
>>340568362
Sometimes people succumb to temptation.
>>340568952
>tiny plastic spacemen
this is mildly funny and on point, all they need now is
>*25.99 shipping
>>340569074
>Le papa nurgle meme
>Not wanting to be a wizard casting magic and shit
>>340568664
>wanted
I mean "wanting", apparently I've been fucked retarded.
>>340569107
Absolutely.
>>340569258
They want them in big box stores. This is a real thing
>>340565142
>>>/tg/
>>340568801
It isn't so bad. but DO NOT buy from official JewW stores.
>>340569301
Tzeentch Is a fucking jerk. Thousand sons aren't even human. They're fucking animated suits of armor
>>340569208
>succumb to temptation
And there's a solution to that.
>>340569206
I didn't realise GW make good business decisions any more. Last time I actually bought models must have been around 2012 so they've likely changed things since.
https://www.dawnofwar.com/article/community-team-intro
What do you think
>>340569503
That's where I checked the prices
Is it better at games workshop stores?
>>340569520
That's Ahriman's fault though
Gorkamorka is the best warhammer setting
>>340569606
GeeDubs got a new CEO thats actually making good decisions for customers
some of the get started kits save you £30
but obviously some starter sets are way better than others
>he isn't a rogue trader with a cute eldar wifereminder that an eldar fucking a human is equal to a human fucking a gorilla
>>340569760
Online or IRL, no. Buy second hand from ebay or any site you can think of. You probably have to wade through a sea of shit, but I just got a box of necron warriors for about half price. Anyways, video games.
>>340569931
Even if I started collecting I suck balls at painting things so my armies would look like shit. Any tips on learning to paint?
>plenty of Deamonette and SoB porn (unsurprisingly)
>not a single one with the amazon position
Fuck.
>>340570214
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwdh3MTrFq3sXlB4ct8B-Fg
Duncan is chill
>>340569692
They at least claim to be into the games/hobby, so cautios optimism.
Cant be worse than that girl that was in charge of relations with the Mighty No 9 fans.
xenos love?
>>340565314
>Fucking an Eldar
>Living with the Tau
>>340570214
theres shit load of tutorials on GW's website but of course it takes practice, no one starts off amazing just remember to thin your paints
>>340570082That's hot.
>>340569606
>I didn't realise GW make good business decisions any more
40k is still one of the most popular and prosperous wargames.
You may not like their decisions, but you can't deny it makes them money.
>>340570214
Paint in thin layers, washes can improve the quality of a paint job immensely. You don't need to paint super high detail anyway, harsh highlighting looks good on the tabletop. Get some cheap minis off ebay or something and practice.
So I got the purgation of kaurava mod for soulstorm, but I have no idea what the hell in doing. Is there a guide to it?
>>340568637
R A E G
A
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>>340565142
>Renegades and Heretics will never be an official codex
why live?
>>340569931
>>340570639
That's nice and all, but WHFB is fucking dead and that was the game I actually played.
>>340571072
Who's the one middle left? I've seen the color scheme before.
>>340570632>you will never be the primitive animal fucking a higher lifeform
>>340571147
le fedora tipper dnd man
or, tzeentch
>>340571147
Death Guard/Nurgle Plague Marines
>>340571147
*right
>>340568637
Grandpapa Nurgle <3
>>340569931
Unless they bring back Fantasy Battle and actually make the rules for 40k not retarded, people are going to start leaving en masse.
I'm already thinking about picking up Kings of War for a cheap and fun alternative to Fantasy Battle.
Or hell you could buy an old army off of eBay and play 8th Age.
>>340571239
>>340571271
wasnt wrong
it was all planned
>>340571107
WHFB has a fan made 9th edition which is really good
also with the new points sytem coming to AoS it actually may be fucking playable now
>>340571360
you're already going home tzeentch except not due to plans causing you to ultimately go home
>>340571326
I've started to look into Flames of War recently, not sure if I want to play it. I like 40k, but it's become prohibitively expensive and too difficult to get new people into.
>>340570592
How exactly would that even work for say, Dark Eldar? I imagine a Dark Eldar womans idea of a romantic evening would taking you to the arenas to watch some Wyches and Warp beasts tear each other to pieces, treating you to a nice dinner of human hearts, washed down with souls, before taking you back home for a long night of gentle lovemaking.
Which, since this the Dark Eldar we're talking about, probably means sex mixed with clawing, whiping, strangling, water torture, and electricity. She'll probably make a cuckquean out of your girlfriend/wife and have her watch it, too.
>>340571487
They need to give 40k the Kings of War treatment. Simpler rules that still convey the tactics of the game.
Problem is they tried that with Fantasy Battle and it turned into Age of fucking Sigmar, which is both offensive to play and offensive to look at.
>wanting to turn into mutated, insane husk
>wanting to be a cannon fodder
>wanting to be associated with Failbaddon
I can't even.
>>340571326
unfortunately WHFB didnt have enough following to keep it going so they took risk and made a more newbie friendly game
40K rules are being updated by their official FB page with FAQ's clarifying some rules
>>340571715
>literally had 13 successful campaigns
>fail
You certainly can't "even."
>>340571839
WHFB didn't have enough of a following because they didn't release anything for the game for months and pooled all their attention into 40k.
So their solution?
Turn FB into 40k. And now I hate it.
And Age of Sigmar isn't even doing well for them.
>>340571715
I've seen some (whenever we seriously debated this) argue that some regular humans can advance to high positions in Chaos armies. They often cite some characters in Gaunt Ghosts.
Thing is, many of those were powerful psykers, not exactly a common trait.
>>340571862
>got his hands on the blackstone fotresses
>immensely powerful machines capable of wiping out solar systems
>somehow manages to lose them
Great work.
>>340565314
I've always hated Tau but I never thought of it like that.
>>340571862
>successful
nigga was so incompetent GAMES WORKSHOP had to do something about how little he affected the setting
so they retconned his crusades into "successes" as if it didn't take him 13 to do anything of note beyond grabbing some artifact that apparently is now important
>Mfw chaos cultists think they're hardcore and then we get hold of them
>>340572164
>>340572185>taking the bait>seriously believing anyone would be dumb enough to support le armless emo>justasplanned.pngI will give him the Defiler however.
>>340569171
Because little kids think that's rad as hell.
>be me, but 7-10 years old (can't remember exactly)
>go into Games Workshop Brighton with my older brother (four years) to look at the LotR stuff
>end up playing a 40k taster game
>it was ten Guardsmen vs. five Chaos Space Marines on a small board
>the shop guy described in incredible detail how the Guardsmen's flamethrower had been specially blessed to destroy Chaos corruption, and the men had spent the hours before battle praying to it
>because their mission was to destroy the 'Soul Cube', a horrible-looking thing suspended on chains with screaming faces trapped in its sides
>he described in great detail how the Chaos Marine's boltguns blew the Guardsmen into bloody chunks every time they died, and how they threw themselves in front of the flamer guy to save him when he got shot at
>eventually manage to torch the Soul Cube with four Guardsmen left and only brining down two Marines
>we're both instantly hooked
It's probably no coincidence that the Guard is my main army now.
>>340568637
Slaanesh after some pondering.
>>340572000
i agree AoS is crap
the problem is GW is a business so they are gonna lean towards whats selling for them better
canning warhammer Fantasy was probably the biggest mistake theyve ever done
>>340572164
Not entirely his fault, though.
>>340568637STUPID SEXYSlaanesh if I absolutely had to
>>340572624
>C'tan were behind ALL of 40k ALL ALONG!!!!
Honestly, I'm not terribly sorry they've been Shard'd. Secretly being behind every important thing ever was pretty bullshit.
>tfw I can never finally build that Zombie Pirates of the Vampire Coast army because they stopped making the Militia kit
Why did they ever stop doing stuff like the Lustria and Albion campaigns? All this "end of the world" shit is not only boring, but doesn't feel like it matters because they're obviously not going end the setting.Until they did and fucking ruined everything
>>340572624
>anytime somebody starts to shake things up, the necrons get involved
Just mind your own business, old fucks.
>>340572517
>GW is a business
They aren't exactly smart businessmen.
>People think it's hard to get into Warhammer? RAISE THE PRICES FOR EVERYTHING.
>Fantasy Battle sales are going down because we haven't released new Fantasy Battle models in months? CAN FANTASY BATTLE.
>We need new models? JUST MAKE MORE OF THEM, FUCK THE RULES, MAKE THE RULES MORE COMPLICATED AND THE FACTIONS MORE UNBALANCED.
Like shit, I just wanna play a game for 40k where the game isn't 5 hours long and Orks aren't fucking garbage.
>>340568637
Everybody except Tzeentch would probably ok.
Khorne is >>340568926
Nurgle actually cares about all his devotees and makes it so that you can't feel pain or any of the bad parts of the illnesses you'll carry.
Slaanesh promises all the sex you can handle (whether you like it or not), plus you can be a Noise Marine.
You're an Imperial Guardsman executing rebel scum in the aftermath of another glorious victory when a little girl rushes up to and says you just shot her parents.
How do you respond?>inb4 nothenn personel
>>340573164
"Vae victis"
>>340573164
Hey sarge, we got another one!
>>340572968
>They aren't exactly smart businessmen
thats why theyve got a new CEO
>I just wanna play a game for 40k where the game isn't 5 hours long
i play about 1000 points and it last about 2-3 hours or play kill team which is pretty legit
>and Orks aren't fucking garbage
maybe one day us and CSM will get an update ;_;
>>340568637
>There are people who don't pick Chaos Undivided
8 paths motherfucker
Will this finally be the one?
>>340573510
>tfw the new CEO actually plays 40k
Now all they have to do is let go of pretty much all of their current crop of "artists" and bring back the old titans like Karl Kopinski. Sure they're probably a lot more expensive, but their art was so gorgeous it was recycled for a literal decade or more in some cases and nobody really cared because it was that nice to look at.
>>340570503
>Better than Dina
pretty fucking low bar to get over there anon.
Let's to it, lads
>>340574060
Fuck yes, I'd love more Karl Kopinski. I'm pretty sure some of the art in Imperial Armour was made by him, or, someone whose art looks a hell of a lot like his. I'd love for him to come back.
>>340574368
Who is second from the right supposed to be?
Tallarn?
>>340565314
>eldar waifu
The Eldar are betrayers and backstabbers.
>>340574550
Probably
>>340574060
all of the current artist works just feel souless and simple
then we had art like this which just looked amazing
>>340574435
Someone at Games Workshop was damned good at choosing artists, I don't think I've ever seen a 'bad' piece of art in a rulebook until these last few years.
I know Blanche is still around, but I don't think any of the others are. I don't think Blanche will ever leave unless it gets really shitty; 40k's bizarre aesthetic is basically his baby.
>>340574550
Hers a more indian/Gurkha/Sikh one
>>340572373
You don't know how many people genuinely believe failbaddon is good
man
W40k is so fucking cool
>>340575232
I have a vague hope that ADB might make him seem good in books about him. But I'm afraid my image of him might have been permanently damaged by all the memes.
>>340565314
>>340575181
40k already has legit Gurkhas.
>>340568637
The sexiest one, of course
>>340570082
but we cant breed with gorillasi think
>>340575406
It'sfun
>>340575464
The problem with loserddon is, if he ever is to succese the setting would end. And it would en "The End Times" way of ending so he must be forever a loser.
>>340575464
Are you talking about the Black Legion series? Cause I haven't heard a godamn thing about the next book.
>>340575406
The armies are inconsistently portrayed, the writing, in rulebooks, codexes and BL books alike, varies wildly in quality and some characters/names are almost impossible to take seriously.
But I still love it to death. I've been "into" 40k for ten years now and I've yet to get tired of it.
>>340575713
>Points
>181.5
Rogue trader was an era
>>340575746
I think he's currently writing a book about the Emprah himself and the War in the Webway, actually. I recall this happening before, didnt he write one or two other books before finishing his Night Lords trilogy?
>>340568637all of them
>>340572464
Reminder that the Emperor's Children is literally the most universally and passionately hated Traitor Legion. There's nobody who doesn't wish they didn't exist and nobody gets along with them. That applies even to themselves.
There's a reason why they're mostly just vagabonds and small warbands, and there's a reason why other Traitor Legions have a standing shoot-on-sight policy towards the Emperor's Children whenever there's no Black Crusade going on. Being hardcore Slaaneshi means you're the worst and lowest pieces of shit in the known galaxy.
>>340575713
his head is so big
>>340575713
I searched and found out bonobos are closer to us than gorillas
nobody has tried it with bonobos
>>340575839
that is was friend
>>340576048
whyzatTHIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH
>>340576048
>Being hardcore Slaaneshi means you're the worst and lowest pieces of shit in the known galaxy.
So it's like 2006 all over again?
I want to be slaaneshi now
You people actually pay for some shitty toys and play like children?
>>340576085
>MARINE MEDIC Kyle
>BROTHER ANGST
>>340576048
>and there's a reason why other Traitor Legions have a standing shoot-on-sight policy towards the Emperor's Children whenever there's no Black Crusade going on. Being hardcore Slaaneshi means you're the worst and lowest pieces of shit in the known galaxy.
The fact that they spent most of the Siege of Terra terrorizing the planets population rather than helping with the attack on the Imperial Palace is probably also a contributing factor.
>>340576085
>we will never have this much goofy rock n roll again
>it will forever be borderline "please seek anti-depression pills"
oh well
>>340576360
ye
>>340576085
>>340576384
>Ex Brother Marine
>>340576048
Yea right.
If I join Khorne I would turn into a mindless drone, join Tzeentch and turn into a toy he just fuck with, join Nurgle and, by the gods, turn UGLY! terrible!
But if I join lord Slaanesh I would have the time of my life. This is a no brainer.
>>340575954
>didnt he write one or two other books before finishing his Night Lords trilogy?
Probably. I might just be impatient, but I really liked Talon of Horus. I want to see more of Khayon and Lheor bro'ing it up.
>>340576470
At least the Orks are still around to inject a bit of comedy into it.
>tfw Gorgutz is confirmed for DoW III
Prepare your fucking anuses for the return of the lord of banter.
>>340572373
If you had the misfortune to know who Carnac is, you'd understand
>>340576048
They're hilarious.
>Fulgrim becomes BFFs with Ferrus Manus? It ends with Ferrus being beheaded.
>Fulgrim asks Perturabo for a teamup? It ends with Fulgrim trying to sacrifice Perturabo as the former ascends to Daemonhood.
>Fulgrim joins the assault on Terra? He and his Legion spend most of the time raping and snorting civilian non-combatants, instead of actually helping out with the battle.
>Everybody retreats to the Eye of Terror? Fulgrim and his entourage spend the entire trip making snuff porn.
>Finally in the Eye of Terror? Fulgrim & Co goes to war with everybody over slaves, as the Emperor's Children have run all-the-fuck-out of slaves because they just can't fucking stop making snuff porn that only they watch anyway.
>Fulgrim's old buddy Horus is dead? The Emperor's Children steal his corpse to clone it for no other reason than why the fuck not.
>Rowboat Guilliman is out fighting? Fulgrim slashes his throat when ol' Blue's back is turned, and now Guilliman is kept in stasis just to not die from the poison that just won't fucking stop hurting.
And after years of being a dick towards everybody and everything, does Fulgrim get any comeuppance? Fuck no. He gets to live out the rest of eternity on some planet nobody can find, where he does nothing but spend every single moment in a state of absolute bliss. Because the only thing that hurts people more than being a dick, is getting away with being a dick and then living a better life than they could ever hope for.
There's being a dickish asscunt, and then there's being in the Emperor's Children. And that's why they're the best.
>>340576470
>those bright ass colors
>those sick flames on his boots
goddamn
>>340569107
>>Don't the Tau sterilize humans?
>People STILL falling for the propaganda spouted against all races in Dark Crusade
>>340576893
Isnt Fulgrim stuck in a painting though? I thought the Deamon in that alien sword possesed him?
>>340577035
>believing xenos lies
>even considering chaos
your puny soul will get eaten by demons in the end after you used up your body for the dark gods
>>340568637
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>340577243
Joining chaos makes more sense in fantasy. You go from being a viking badass to an immortal giant tough guy fsed with your plate mail. No horrific surgery involved.
>>340577035
To be fair though, its been implied that the Tau mind control the Vespid leaders through those mask they gave them. I personally dont think sterilization of the human population of a single planet, that, after the Tau ending of DC, has witnessed rebellion against the Tau twice, to be that impossible.
But even then, I sincerely doubt its policy enacted all across the Tau Empire.
Got high hopes for Deathwing.
>>340577021
>>340577243
>implying your soul doesn't go to warp beings either way
>>340576542
>But if I join lord Slaanesh I would have the time of my life. This is a no brainer.
They have an extreme turnover rate even compared to other CSM. They're easily as bad with teamkills as the World Eaters. And they generally dont have any interest in making anyone but themselves feel good.
>>340577105
He got out and sealed the daemon in instead. Then he pretended to still be the daemon and got his ass literally devastated by a spiked pear of anguish. And then he became a snake.
>>340577460
>most likely losing your purpose and more importantly yourself
>making more sense
>>340577587
now das right orky
>>340577460
There is, however, always the risk of Chaos Spawn. The Chaos Gods are fickle as hell in both universes. Theres a page in a Chaos Warriors codex that shows this perfectly (even though I'm not sure the character actually exist or if the events are exaggerated):
"So Khalac Swordsson smote the weakling 'Emperor' of Man
He took up throne and sceptre gold and soon the feast began
Ten thousand swordsmen roared his name as Khalac stood on high
His seers claimed immortal fate awaiting him was nigh
Lord Khalac, once so young and meekling, lit the night with power
His veins did sing with eldritch humours 'til the darkling hour
When Khalac's frame could hold no more; a mound of living bone
Was all the fickle gods left seated 'pon the southmen's throne"
>>340577667
The Emperor protects.
>>340568952
this just makes me assume they don't include enough paint to cover all the models or something
>there will never ever be a proper inquisitor game
>you will never travel the cosmos recruiting and building your totally bitchin retinue
>you will never choose and customize your warship
>you will never play with the spectrum of imperial law, going from hardline conservative to borderline renegade
>>340576460
It's funny that the Inquisition has had a dedicated taskforce on standby for thousands of years, ready to respond at any time should Fulgrim show up. And that's even though he he hasn't done anything of note in some eight or nine thousand years.
>>340577846
And shits on us from a great height.
>>340577035
>read Blades of Damocles
>Tau children are vat grown, they don't reproduce naturally
Not a big leap to assume they have some form of population control implemented.
>>340577838
Yeah it's definitely a gamble. But there's an absurd number of ways to end up dead or worse in the warhammer universe. A chance at becoming a chosen or something might be worth the gamble.
>tfw it takes me weeks to paint a single marine
>will never have a tabletop-ready army
feels bad man
>>340578073
>weeks
what the FUCK are you doing
>>340578036
>Tau children are vat grown
Oh for fucks sake, I could sort of swallow this with the DE but the Tau too? How the fuck did the Tau reproduce when they still stuck on their homeworld with nothing sticks and rocks, then?
>>340578407
Hand painting every layer several times with a fine detail brush because I'm anal as all fuck. The repainting them when I decide I don't like the shade/contrast/blending/whatever.
The ones I have finished look ok though.
Reminder that:
>DoW 3 will have the updated designs
>>340578429
They used to reproduce normally.
Then they decided vat grown kids was probably more efficient and safe (probably is, too).
>>340578574
>DoW3 won't have Noise Marines
FUCK
>>340578429
they did it normally but went full caste genetical engineering bullshit fuck system
LISTEN UP U LOUSY GITZ
DER WAZ A NEW PATCH FOR BATTUL FLEET GOFFIC
N DEY SAYZ DEY ADDIN SPESH MAREENS IN 2 WEEKZ
DIS ERE WAAAGHS GONA BE WUNDERFUL
>>340577667
While your individuality is lost in the mass of souls, the Emperor protects human souls from the warp.
>>340578682
Well, I guess. I mean, we will be able to sort of do it soon, so I guess its not too unreasonable.
Still, feels a bit much for two races to do it, though I suppose technically the DE are cloning themselves and not growing new Eldar.
>>340578817
Go back to worshipping mushrooms
>>340578574
>super unit for eldar is wraithknight instead of avatar
>super unit for space marines is a fucking imperial knight
So fucking dumb. And you know it's just cause GW wants to promote those models.
>>340578921
Well the book didn't go too much into it so it might not be anything more than two donors contribute their DNA and the earth caste does the rest.
>>340578929
DID SUMWUN SAY SUMMFINK? I THOUGHT I EARD A PUNY GROT MUTTERIN AT ME
>>340578967
Knights are cooler than a land raider though
>>340578817
Glorious. I'll probably do another playthrough in preparation. This time I think I'll turn down the Eldar, see what that boss battle is likeassuming I can git gud enough to beat their missions>tfw cant beat that fucking information stealing mission with the Eldar, no matter what I do
Fucking space elves are too fast.
>>340579175
Fucking digganobs, you aren't real orks!
>>340578736
>>340578967
>there will be egypt skellingtons
>updated chaos raptors
>no Asdrubael on his throne
>no noise marine guitars (if they even make it in)
>probably no Nightbringer or Deceiver
what else am I missing
>>340579206
That's your opinion, sure. But the super unit is supposed to be the "best" thing that faction has to offer.
So the best unit the Space Marines can field is them giving their buddy Jim a call and have him come help?
>>340579351
The Blood Ravens were probably gifted one
Hey guys, can I fly with you?
>>340579273
>>there will be egypt skellingtons
Were Necrons actually confirmed, or is this just wishful thinking?
>>340569045
...if you enjoy terribly written things
>>340579420
I can dig it.
>>340568637Malal all day erry day.
Chaos against Chaos motherfuckers.
>>340578921
The DE don't do cloning. They regenerate their bodies, but they don't really clone them. They also grow their offspring in vats, because pregnancy means they'd be vulnerable to Slaanesh and especially to the other inhabitants in Commorragh.
>>340579462
I'm just saying it theoretically, I don't know if they'll make it. That being said, what do you think the supers will be if all the main races make it in?
>SM: Knight
>Eldar: W Knight
>Ork: Naut
>Necron:
>Chaos:
>DEldar:
>Tau:
>IG
>SoB:
>>340577723
So? Do you think I would trust some chaos scum? I would be the one betraying first. I also only care about my pleasure.
>>340579462
Space Marines, Eldar, and Tyranids are all the confirmed factions as it stands.
>>340579462
It hasnt been confirmed but
>the stuff thats being quoted in the trailer is from a necron codex
>already had Chaos as main villain in 1, Nids in 2
>>340569045
Couldn't you scan figurines and begin 3d printing cheap figurines, sell them on ebay & kijiji for like a fraction of the price? You'd be rich.
>>340579351
>best
Space Marines "best" units are city-sized titans. You think that'd be pracitcal for an RTS?
>>340568637
I know it's an unpopular opinion, but Tzeentch. All possibilities are horrifying though.
I will die under Khorne almost immediately. But he is probably second best because at least I'll be more likely to die and stay dead.
Nurgle, I live with cysts, tumors, guts spilling out. Fuck that shit.
Slaanesh, I don't want to be fucked in the ass by a demon while drugged and tied to a chair. My dick being cut off. Shit like that. No thanks.
The worst part with Tzeentch is the rapid mutations and madness. But shooting magic at people is exciting.
>>340578550
give us pics
>>340579791
>Bugz
Yous means da Orks, ya git
>>340579845
>Space Marines "best" units are city-sized titans
No, it's the Land Raider. Or perhaps a venerable Dreadnought.
Who is the best chaos god and why is it Nurgle?
>>340580029
Yeah, sorry. For some reason I had mentally pictured the DOW2 trailer instead.
>>340579420
>gifted
Right.
>>340580127
It's not. People talk about him being friendly and a good guy to his followers, but he's as much of an asshole as any of the other three. Maybe more, actually.
>>340580254
Are you doubting it? They probably had connections with a House and were lent it.
>>340579750
>Necrons: Monolith or C'tan Shard
>Chaos: greater daemon or daemon prince
>DEldar: i dunno lol
>Tau: riptide or stormsurge
>IG: Baneblade
>SoB: Living Saint
>Liking Warhammer
>Not liking Star Wars Extended Universe
Kill yourself, fags
MAKE THE DAWI GREAT AGAIN
Is Slaanesh's girl dick big enough that I could put mine in her peehole?
>>340568637
I'd probably go undivided t.bh, that way I could gather skulls for the skull throne and still participate in Slaaneshi drug fueled orgies
Besides, aren't worshippers of chaos undivided less likely to become chaos spawn?
>>340580049
Whatever imaginary criteria you have for "best" is ridiculous.
>>340579981
This is one I've been working on. Blood Raven champion. Sword grip, tabard+design, shoulderpads, backpack, etc, totally incomplete though. Sword blade, base coat and shield heraldry are mostly complete.Be gentle
>>340580473
This is such bold and brash reply bait but you caught me in a decent mood so I will give you what you desire
>not canon
>implying orks arent, and wont always be, the best faction
>>340580473
Go away nerd, your shit isn't canon anyway.
>>340580127
'cuz green is best
>>340580575
>those tiny shoulderpads
other than that is gud
ollanius pius
>>340580635
"Canon" shit is literally just 1000 BBY, darth bane's era to the movies
>>340580763
I've not affixed the shoulderpads yet, but thankyou.
>>340580783
Is an immortal.
>>340572393
>10 guardsmen w/ a flamer vs 5 chaos space marines
in what way was that scenario fair
>>340580575
>Dat power sword
Also, what chapter tactics do you use for the Blood Ravens? To my understanding, you just pick whichever 'feels' the most like them.
>>340580783
Who?
Is he a Grey Knight or Imperial Fist or something?
>>340580947
I think /tg/ made some "official" rules for them
>>340573164
>implying imperial conditioning wouldn't make you see her as just another traitor and gun her down immediately
>>340573787
>Will this finally be the one?
No.
>>340565142
Is there a chance that the Alpha Legion could secretly be working for the Imperium as part of a hyper-mega-double-secret-super-triple cross?
>>340580575
>Whatever imaginary criteria you have for "best" is ridiculous.
Something that stands as being a being indicative of that faction while also being powerful itself. Like a Riptide, a big ass creature (like a Swarmlord), a greater daemon or yeah, a vehicle like a Land Raider, Monolith or Baneblade. So the wraithknight is not a big deal but the Imperial Knight doesn't fulfill that criteria since it's not an SM unit.
Also, claiming that a Titan is the best unit a Space Marine chapter can field is flat out wrong, because the Collegia Titanica is not a Space Marine organization.
Not real sure why you're having trouble with this concept, when we've seen examples of it in all the Dawn of War games.
>>340580947
Not sure senpai, I'm just painting them as Blood Ravens because I like the colour scheme. As I said, I don't have enough painted yet to field an army.
>>340581061
So not tournament legal then, eh?
>>340568637
Well, I hate diseases, so Nurgle's out
Tzeentch would probably be really taxing on my brain, what with the layers and layers of plots and conspiracies, so no on that.
So it's down to either Khorne or Slaanesh, both of which are kinda gambles
Khorne:
>pro: Super metal, I get to revel in bloodlust
>con: I might be a victim of somebody else's bloodlust
Slaanesh:
>pro: all of my fetishes and more realized
>con: it would also include several things which are definitely NOT my fetishes
buuut, here's the tiebreaker:
>pro: Slaanesh lets me be a MOTHERFUCKING ROCK STAR NOISE MARINE!
Sexiest god it is, then.
>>340565142
>60,000,000 A.W.H
>Not embracing the return of your new overlords
>>340576470
>Get a load a' dis 'umie
>>340581262
No, but from what I remember it's pretty fun. I think it's on 1d4, and it has references to their "borrowing" habit.
>>340581262
Not tourny legal yet still more fair an balanced than anything in one.
Funny how 40k works, eh?
>>340581446
Kinda hard to embrace anything when you're fucking killing everything.
>>340580473
>>340569774
If Ahriman didn't do what he did they'd all pink and blue horrors by now. The entire reason the Rubrik was set up because of the rampant mutation in all non-wizards of the Thousand Sons
>>340572317
>tfw the dark eldar get taken by Slaanesh and he/she can't introduce them to any kink they haven't already done.
>>340572393
As someone who worked for GW for several years...I loved giving overly hyped demo games.
40k is entirely geared to appease that inner blood and guts rampage in most young boys.
>>340581780Holding hands?
>>340580513
Why did you post a blank picture?
>>340581209
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Eldar_Titans
Would the Eldar be able to field a titan while Space Marines would be restricted to a Land Raider then?
DoW factions are based on the model lines. While Imperial Guard and Space Marines are two seperate factions, they both belong to the Imperium of Man, and in many instances in the lore have worked together for a common cause.
Warhammer 40,000: Age of the God-Emperor when?
>finally playing delicious Eldar in EC
>finally removing Mon'Keigh
YES
I bathe in dead primitives
>>340568637
Safest choice is Khorne. Straightforward path to glory. You get to do what you want, as much as you want.
Okayish choice is Slaanesh. You also get to do what you want, but you have to do it more and more everyday and eventually stop enjoying it. Also glory isn't guaranteed, since Slaanesh is a bit of a fickle bitch.
Shitty choice is Nurgle. Yeah, he cares for you, but you are also a rotting zombie. I don't see the appeal here.
Retarded choice is Tzeentch. You will never get what you want and even if you by some kind of unholy miracle do, your success will be short-lived.
>>340581858
Get that shit out of here, you sick fuck.
I mean, holy shit, next thing you know we'll be talking aboutHeterosexual sex in the missionary position
>>340582310
>the big E dies
>the daemons in his asshole break free
>all the humans die
>GW can no longer sell their best faction
this will never happen
>>340580936
Guard
3 WS, 3BS, 3 ST, 3T, 3I, 5+ Sv with 3ST 24 inch rapid fire & 4 str assault 1 8 inch template
CSM
4 WS, 4BS, 4 ST, 4T, 4I, 3+ Sv with 4ST 5AP rapid fire
Do the math
>>340582073
I've never said the Imperial Knights aren't allies of the Space Marines. But it's also very clear that its inclusion as the super unit for the SM is a direct contradiction to the previous games, where these units were simply a powerful example of intra-faction units. It's as jarring as if the super unit for the Imperial Guard was a Land Raider, or a Living Saint.
I am still not sure why you can't wrap your head around this.
>>340582569
I bet you are intomonogamous marriageyou sick fucker
>>340576048
>>340576893
Why even bother bringing them along on Black Crusades of they're gonna be that much trouble? If there aren't even any big groups of them, it sounds like it'd be a hassle just to get a bunch of them together.
>>340580575
Thats really cool anon i wish i could paint :(
>>340583892
Just like Khorne Bezerkers, you just gotta point them in the right direction and everything else goes fine
post more 80s/90s rokkin w40k stuff
>>340584674
Pure metal.
>>340583892
Dunno. I remember there was a short story published sometime around the old 13th Black Crusade campaign. In the story there was a unit of the Black Legion's terminators who'd been sent to offer an EC warband to take part in the war effort. The ECs started killing the terminators on sight because of a whim, and they didn't stop to ask what the termies had to say until there was just one left. He said his piece and then the EC commander told him to tell Abaddon that they'd be joining the campaign but that their compensation would be the same as always.
I really don't get why anyone would put up with this shit.
>>340584778
fuck yeah
that's pretty rokkin