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Look, I know that if you play as D Va, you've probably thought about killing yourself before. Hell, you probably think about doing it every day. Please. Please. PLEASE kill yourself.

Even the most skilled D Va player does barely 100 damage before getting his mech destroyed. You're just feeding enemy ults. You're not helping the team at all. You're even worse than a Hanzo/Widowmaker who can't aim because beyond basically being an empty slot you are actually helping the enemy team kill your teammates by charging their ults.

Whenever I play against an enemy D Va, I rejoice. The least mobile, least damaging, most fragile "tank" is there purely to charge enemy ults.

The Umaru memes are also so embarrassing. Why don't you post a picture of yourself instead? Every time I play with a D Va I know I'm playing with a pasty, feminized beta male who probably has only ever had sex with 4/10s, if that even.
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>it's ANOTHER Overwatch thread
>about the same character
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>>340560670
pic related is literally the only tank that is acceptable to play.
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You'd have to be a pasty feminized beta male to even play this game.
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>>340560670
You're shitposting, but allow me to field your complaint.

D.Va's principle role is as a metaphorical firefighter. When allies are caught out of position, she has tools to help keep them alive and deal damage. When troublesome opposition exists she has the ability to harass and nullify their risk so more offensive allies can take advantage.

Her weaponry is extremely short range, but when combined with her jetpack and defensive matrix it can be brought to bear in record time against enemies that normally would be impossible to touch (Widowmaker, Bastion). Finally her second life (or third or fourth) life afforded by her eject/call mech mechanic means she can be an extremely effective wingman to a well composed team.

She's not a stand-on-the-payload tank, but she doesn't have to be.

With slight buffing she will probably become an irregular but valuable pick for offense and defense compositions, due also to the offensive/zoning power of her ult.
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Aww yiss, best character thread.
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>>340560670
>being this assblasted about the best girl.
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I've never played Overwatch, but I want to fuck D Va.
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>>340561046
Zarya and Winston are both equally if not more viable.
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>>340561416
seems like winston really does the same job
one will always outclass the other, so it's bad design
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>>340561416
>dva
>taking down bastion
I'm sorry what
Sure she can get into his face with boost+matrix but she can unload rounds into bastion's face for days before actually killing him, and by then you're already dead
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>>340560670
I don't give a shit. D.Va is waifu material
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>>340561416
>Widowmaker and Bastion are impossible to touch

Symettra, Widowmaker, Hanzo, Genji, Reinhardt, Roadhog, Tracer, Reaper, Pharah, and Junkrat all do this better.
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>>340562025
she gotta get intake s'more gamerfuel
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>>340560670
>D Va is the worst tank

I'm sorry but I think you meant to post this picture
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Literally I can't play D.va properly so it's bad : The post

Whenever my team's about to lose I switch to D.va and usually it turns into a win pretty fast.
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>>340561609
>>340561894
I can't wait till I play competitive so I never have to play with you ACTUAL AUTISTS again.

Seriously shouldn't you be here?
>>>/r9k/
>>>/a/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/trash/
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This cancer of multiple Overwatch threads is why I won't buy it
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>>340560670
mad as fuck
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>>340562270
No one can play D.Va properly. I've never touched her but every time I play with her she sucks and every time I play against her she sucks. I've literally never been killed by a D.Va except NERF THIS
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>>340561787
>Winston
How?
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>>340562179
But Roadhog is the best defensive tank
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>>340562025
mfw a D.Va waifufag gets banned
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>>340562350
>still mad.
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>>340561424
Is there an image of her with a GUNDAM box cosplay?
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>>340562652
How long have you been playing? 2 days? Winston is one of the most useful tanks in the game. There's a reason why professional teams run double winston.
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>Bum rush the enemy team (THAT'S WHAT YOUR FUCKING BOOST AND SHiELD ARE FOR)

>Do a billion damage, spread over, like, five targets

>Eject from your mech
>Use your ridiculously high DPS gun to finish people off
>Re-enter mech
>Repeat

It's really not that fucking hard.

The biggest mistake people make with D.Va is using her mech like Reinhardt, and then running away like a mouse when you eject. THAT'S NOT HOW YOU FUCKING DO THAT.

As non-mech D.Va, you have the second highest mobility, and THE highest DPS gun in the game. Fucking use them!
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>>340562350
I lurk both /a/ and /v/. No need to limit yourself to one board anon
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>>340562704
Roadhog is the hardest to kill of all the tanks but he is also the least mobile and 100% of his health is HP which means he actually charges enemy ults the fastest.
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So why does everyone hate Zarya's dyed hair, but not mind D.va's dyed hair?
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>>340561609
This, im just laughing how mad someone can be amout meme mlg art of video game grill
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>>340561876
Her chief advantage against Bastion is the option to flank with her boosters, or to boost behind him, forcing him to face you and expose his back to your allies or keep facing your allies and eat shotgun shells to his critical point.
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>>340562838
This has never happened to me and I doubt it ever happens to you.

You only think you're doing a lot of damage because you "die" like 4 times before you actually get killed.
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>>340561876
This is true but on the other hand Defense Matrix is the best Bastion denier, but it's only really effective if you're communicating with your team so they can destroy him in the small window it provides.

In fact D.Va is extremely good in a well coordinated team, for example just yesterday I charged/defense matrix into the second Anubis point, baiting the enemy team to focus on me while one of my friends used the Zarya ult and the other one the Pharah ult for a clean team kill.

She would benefit of increased weapon range and being able to shoot while in defense matrix.
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You are absolutely right.

What we needed was another OW thread.

I mean it's not like there are several up already.

Or that there are several about this very character.

I applaud your autism and ADHD and hope to see another thread about OW made by you in the next few minutes.
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>>340562995
D.Va is made entirely of plastic anyway at this point.
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>>340562838
>As non-mech D.Va, you have the second highest mobility, and THE highest DPS gun in the game.
D.Vafag delusion knows no bounds
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D.Va is bad because people play her as a tank, when she really doesn't work leading the charge. Shes more of a situational character. Which sucks, because that means that you need a good team and good map knowledge to do well with her.

>flight allows her to attack and escape at any angle.
>flight can also be great for pushing people around, such as snipers, or anyone on a point or near a ledge.
>shield, while situational, can be amazing when used at the right times, allowing her to block powerful attacks and ults for her teammates
>ult can be useful for clearing enemies around a point or cart

However her main weapon is complete trash, she has a giant crit box, and will ALWAYS lose when facing more than 1 person.

Winston does everything she does better. His leap, while not as versatile as flying, sill allows him to attack and retreat easily. His dome shield is less situational than her defense matrix, and his main weapon isn't complete fucking trash.
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>>340561876
Back in the beta D.va was bastion's counter because he couldn't look up or turn around. It was easy bastion kills all game every game. Then the buffed Bastion by giving him 360 movement and took away one of D.va's main functions.
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>>340560670
>implying I have ever had sex
Jokes on you motherfucker
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I do most damage and get 30 kills frequently as dva. Just dash with sheild shoot run and ultimate
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>never have issues getting at least ailver damage when I play as Dva
>can easily remove turrets and bastions
>rarely fully die, meaning I'm always on point in one way or another
Git gud
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Firstly, I want to have sex with D.Va.

Secondly, has anyone tried hitting D.Va when she's outside the mech? She's Tracer levels of hard to hit with how thin she is. I'm never surprised when a D.Va can go the whole match without dying once.
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My most succesful matches as D.Va I'm suicidal as fuck, just flying into the team huddling together at the payload and creating chaos as often as I can. I die all the time so I'm not sure how helpful it actually is but I tend to get gold medals doing it and often win.
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>>340563458
t.lvl 20
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Every Dva player I've seen is absolute shit.
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>>340562838
Sorry, Bastion's turret has higher DPS. So does McCree's Fan. Nice try D.Va shill.

She has shit damage outside her nuke, which will never hit anyone with half a brain. That leaves her nuke reliant on another ult like Mei's or Zarya's, and leaves the rest of her shit absolutely useless. She has terrible damage, even point blank. The second you are out of your mech, you're dead.

Yes, outside her mech her gun does have decently high damage. Unfortunately, her lack of health makes everyone else's gun essentially as powerful when used against her.

In short, if you are playing D.va (or any other tank not named Reinhardt or Winston), you're actively contributing to your teams' loss.
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>>340562973
He actually isn't the hardest to kill because his health is 100% HP. The lack of armor makes him very susceptible to heroes like Tracer and 76 who aren't big threats to other tanks. You also have to factor in that he has no defensive tech like Reinhardt and Winston's shields or Zarya's bubble and he is actually pretty fucking easy to blow up if you catch him out.

He's still easily one of the better tanks in the game, and situationally the best, but it's because of all the offensive tech and staying power, not his ability to soak damage.
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>>340563723
I have a 73% win rate with D.Va
She's pretty good imo
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>>340563723
>Bastion's turret has higher DPS
well duh, but he also has the mobility of a rock. That other person is dead wrong about her dps though, even in their face constant headshots kill pretty slowly. She's the character most in need of a buff for sure.
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D.va's kit is super fun it's just that her gun is the worst in the game on top of having way too many downsides

It has all the downsides of a shotgun with none of the upsides. On top of that shooting cancels all your abilities and slows you to a crawl. She also has the easiest to hit head box in the entire game so even the weakest Hero can melt her despite the armor while easily tanking her damage.


Also unlike Winston ambushing a widowmaker isn't even a ensured kill if the player is paying attention.
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The biggest issue with her is the mech's massive critbox that is also front and center of the mech.
Headshots deal double damage and it't actually hard to NOT headshot the mech unless it's got its back to you, which is where the weak point should actually be.

It's got 100/400 armor hp, but since you're gonna be critting her all the time the armor is worthless and she may as well have 250 hp.
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>>340560670
>implying D.Va isn't excellent for distracting the enemy team
>Worse than a Hanzo who can't aim

No.
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If D.Va could push Q at any time to discard her mech, not even self-destructing it, how much would that buff her?
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>>340564132
why the hell would she want to do that?
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>>340564114
>tfw play with m&k on consoles and destroy everyone with ease
I sometimes feel like I am cheating.
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>>340564132
Depends if she could get back in it. If she could it would buff her significantly.
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>>340564221
Getting charged by Reinhardt for one.
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Just use her right, waifu shitters.
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>>340562350
>honestly believing Blizzard will ever do competitive
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>>340564221
Long range, high damaging pistol whenever you need it.
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>76
>see a DVA being pocketed by a mercy out of LOS
>perfect
>sprint through the DVA ignoring her
>gun down the mercy
>biotic field
>spin around and drill the DVA
>back to full before biotic expires

God I love the smell of roasted Korean in the morning. Smells like ultcharge.
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>>340564441
One in a million moment. It happens once and then they're wary the rest of the match. It sure is fun to pull off though. She's decent on KOTH maps that has holes near the objective.
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Is that a camel toe?
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>>340560670
UMARU!
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>>340564458
Menu option's already in the game anon. Devs say it'll open late June
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>>340564237
you are in fact
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>>340564441
>console player
opinion discarded, also a character like lucio does that much better and he is actually helping the team.
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>>340562828
because widowmaker is broken and 2 winston is needed to shut her stupid ass down
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>>340563552
She's easy to kill if you aren't a fucking scrub.

>Tracer
>Hard to hit
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>>340562828
This, People have no idea how to play Class based shooters that have mechanics beyond Kill this and that.

Harassment characters are fucking great
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>>340563723
>you're actively contributing to your teams' loss.
Good, fuck the team.
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>>340564748
yeah, just how starcraft 2 had a competitive scene, right?
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>>340564758
how senpai
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>>340565019
That's because KTD ratio is all that matters
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>>340562782
You think Overwatch fans of D.Va know real anime?
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>>340564640
TRIGERRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>340564114
How the fuck does no one hit the D Va in this. The thing that stands out to me the most is how bad the other players are, not how good this player is.
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>>340562828
>There's a reason why professional teams run double winston.
Yeah, because widowmaker in high skill games is so broken that she requires at least two people dedicated to doing nothing but preventing her from doing anything.
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>>340565091
>scene
Who gives a shit, this is a casual team fps. I just want to play ranked with my bros
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>>340564221
If reinhardt charges her (which is piss easy because she's so slow) he kills her mech with two swings and then kills her with a swing + e INCREDIBLY easily.
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>>340560670
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>>340564865
Because Lucio is an OP hero that does everything better than most characters.
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>>340562704
>giving the other team free ult

You fool.
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>>340565414
Shouldn't widowmaker simply not target Winstons then so as not to fall for their shit?
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>>340565414
They're excellent at contesting the point too, just pushing everyone off and melting them with lightning

Winston is pretty balanced but double winston is cancer in koth
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>>340560670
>Even the most skilled D Va player does barely 100 damage before getting his mech destroyed.

You know you're supposed to get up in their faces as DVA, right?

You know she fucking drills skulls out of the mech, which charges the mech drop really fast, right?

You know her shield can negate all projectiles, and when used in conjunction with her boost, makes an excellent gap closer, right?

You know the repetitive mech recalling makes her a constant (and effective, if you ever use anything other than LMB) presence on the map, right?
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>>340565171
Come on son, you know as well as me that aiming with the mouse is infinite more accurate that using a stick, thats why OW on consoles have aim assist, also movement and turning is slower.
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>>340564114
>>340565295

lol console players
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>>340565821
but they can also do the same
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>>340565526
Not targeting him isn't going to stop him from pouncing on you and killing you
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>>340560670
>only 100 damage
Let me guess, you have no idea what damage drop-off is, and you also try sniping people while playing as Reaper?
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>>340565974
Then why do you need two to counter her?
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>>340564114
>Overwatch on console
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>>340560670
dat camel toe though.
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>>340561046
How about no? Roadhog recks his(and pretty much anyone else's) shit 100% of the time.
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>>340566098
Insurance. There are still 5 other players to worry about.
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>>340566252
>roadhog doing anything to reynad
I have never read such bullshit
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>>340562472
tips fedora
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>>340561046
>that one fuccboi playing reinhardt on an ultra-mobile team and crying that nobody's huddled behind his shield
I'll agree that he's overall the best tank, but some of you shieldsluts are second only to support mains for whining. Switch off to Winston if the team's too fast for you to keep up.
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>>340566098
Because in the hands of a good player she does so much damage so fast and from a safe distance away that it's virtually guaranteed that she's going to kill at least one of them before they reach her.
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>>340566252
>Roadhog hooks me (Reinhardt)
>mash shift during animation
>pin reinhardt
>350 damage
>swing
>e
>shield
>swing
>kill

Every time. Reinhardt is like a hard counter for roadhog because he absolutely can not get behind the shield.
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>>340561046
Zarya is so good in pubs because she punishes shitters which are abundant in overwatch. If you stop shooting her for one second she basically is shooting a laser pointer but instead people give her full charge and she turns into the god damn death star and obliterates motherfuckers in a second
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winkyface ;)
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>>340562838
>bum rush enemy team
>get killed instantly

every d.va ever.

>As non-mech D.Va, you have the second highest mobility, and THE highest DPS gun in the game

She's tied for same movespeed as everyone except genji and tracer and her gun is far from "the highest in the game". The only thing she is good at is giving ultimates to the enemy, there she excels. At least the other tanks can accomplish something, d.va is a mediocre at both dealing damage and absorbing it and has literally zero utility compared to the others
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>>340564114
Console-----------...........................-_______________________________--------------------------------------------------------------------.......................................;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;players
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>>340561046
Winston and Zarya are both extremely good Tanks. Though Zarya is infinitely better if she's supporting another Tank. Roadhog has his uses as well.
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>>340566724
Why not bumn rush?> Give them a rush in the bum so they'll feel DEEVA all day
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>>340566724
Not him but can you just stop embaracing yourself? You sound like someone who barely played 10h of this game.
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>Moves at normal speed
>Critbox size reduced

Is that enough?
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>>340565797
Don't bother. While it's definitely true that she's not one of the most generally effective heroes, it's incredibly obvious when the people spouting about how useless she is actually have no fucking idea how to play her.

Like the whole "Winston is the same as D.Va but better" excuse is complete BS. Winston's gun does moderate damage to multiple enemies at close range and his shield is meant to give him and his team a bit of extra protection once they get in the fray. D.Va's guns are suited to take out singular enemies point blank but her boost has much more control than Winston's leap and her defense matrix serves to protect her when backing off or closing gaps. And the fact that she stays alive after her mech is destroyed means that she can remain as an annoying presence on the battlefield. While Winston is meant to hop in and disrupt, she's meant to do hit&run harassments.
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I think about killing myself all the time and I don't play D.va.
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I am lvl 72 and I have seen only 2 good dvas, rest been complete trash. guess she just attracts the wrong type of players.
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>>340560670
>not good at D.va
>plays bastion or S.76
>shoots at enemy d.va, laughs
>thinks shes bad

the confirmation bias is strong in this one...
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>>340567145
>And the fact that she stays alive after her mech is destroyed means that she can remain as an annoying presence on the battlefield.

I've seen many more players that are good at killing D.Va immediately after her mech explodes than players who are good at playing as D.Va

Maybe it's because the people who play D.Va are fucking losers to begin with, I don't know.
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>>340567145
This.

Also reminder to Mercy players: when you see d.va boosting over a wall/building in maps like watchgate:Gilbadingdong, do NOT try to follow her or ask for "line of sight so I can fly". I got my fair share of mercy complaining in chat that they get killed when following. Stay the fuck away from me when you see this, I'll come towards you if I need healing, else I'll just call a mech later on for 100% self-heal.
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>>340560670
Her ult is strong as fuck when your team is bunched on an objective
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>>340567549
OP here, I actually only play Reinhardt on Offense and Widowmaker/Pharah on Defense.

I play Tracer on KotH because I'm cancer
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>>340562717
its impossible to get banned on 4chan

when will summer end
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>>340565821
I thought controllers were better than kb+m and built for games? Thats what you consolefags told me
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>>340564114
>she has 150 hp but these console players are so bad that 4 of them couldn't kill her
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>>340567875
It's not that hard, especially on slower boards. You aren't trying hard enough m8.
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>>340566886
>spout bullshit
>bullshit is not true
>waah you're an idiot
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>>340567902
Keyboard and mouse are controllers.
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>>340567875
>tfw static ip
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The majority of d.va players, I imagine, are brainless waifufags; of course they're bad at video games.

I've seen a few good d.vas though. She's not bad at eliminating certain targets, and generally being a harassy bitch. Certainly not useless in the hands of a decent player.
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>>340568025
The replace controllers with gamepads if you're going to be that pedantic
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>>340561787
Reinhart has a higher usage and is overall the best tank in the game by a wide margin.

Winston is only more viable on specific maps (Nepal) when stacked and Zayra is only more viable in pubs.

>>340566252
hahahahhahahahhahaha
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>>340567720
I dont even waste my time buffing dva, cunt gives me no assists what so ever
>buff dva
25% kill participation tops
>buff pharah or soldier 76
45% everytime
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>>340568394
>mercy that cares about muh kill participation
Holyshit LOL
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>>340565797
>You know you're supposed to get up in their faces as DVA, right?

Which is easily countered by getting up in DVA's face and shooting her massive critbox. It's pretty much impossible to get out dps'd by D.va unless you're not really trying.

>You know she fucking drills skulls out of the mech, which charges the mech drop really fast, right?

D.va outside of her mec is just an infintely more useless, more squishy version of Mcree.
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>>340560670
>does shitloads of damage face to face
>melt through all enemies face to face
>has a flight to get you face to face
>"hurr durr ur useless"

git gud
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>>340568394
>healslut not doing her healing job
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>>340568587
I dunno m8, buffing the characters that are good at killing sounds like a good strategy to me.
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>>340568587
spoken like a true shitter, mercy damage boost is ridiculously good with the right characters.
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>>340568815
>>does shitloads of damage face to face
>>melt through all enemies face to face

Gets easily outdamaged face to face. Just about every character will melt Dva faster than she can
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>>340568853
Tbh it is if the team is double support, aka, if Lucio is doing the healing WHILE you're buffing
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>>340568815
Give it up m8, even blizz says she's trash and receiving a buff because she is trying to do two things and she's shit at both. Her "face to face" damage is only ever relevant if you're inside her fucking mech and even then most can just run outside her 2 meter damage radius or fight back.
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>>340568982
I'd rather have lucio in the team than a mercy
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>>340564114
D.Va is filling the enemy team's ults for being a big useless piece of shit and her whole front view is a walking crit box. Hanzo literally doesn't need to aim to get a kill and his Sonic Arrow helps everyone on team.
D.Va is dog shit get over it.
>Webm
>console
>FPS
>Everyone has shit aim in said webm including the D.Va
>one kill in that entire clip
BTFO
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>>340568587
>mercy who doesn't change to dmg amp once target/everyone is 100%

kill yourself, you're a waste
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>>340569431
Sorry I dont play healsluts
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I can't count the number of butthurt bastion faggots that got killed because I stood before them with defense matrix and they couldn't see shit and got rekt by everyone else.
Go cry about your k/d in another game faggot.
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>>one kill in that entire clip
>this game is about kills
yeah nah
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>>340569530
>actually playing a nigger
>or are you actually masochistic enough to pick zenyatta and live with being one shot?
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Git gud
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>>340569298
They also said it was going to be a big buff and it definitely wasn't going to be damage, She cant be that bad if she isn't getting a huge buff.
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>>340569320
the meta is lucio/mercy regardless, lucio is good but he is not a baby sitter like mercy, if you have 30% less health you are dead.
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>>340568587
Holy fuck how can you be this bad
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>>340569854
I've done 37 eliminations and far more damage than that. But gg nonetheless fuck the D.Va haters that can't git gud
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>>340569763
Killing someone stops them from doing their job for 7+ seconds :/
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>>340569789
I dont play support at all, except Symmetra in defense maps like hanamura or anubis
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>>340569854
>14 average eliminations
>telling people to git gud
lmao
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>>340560670
I have a 3/1 average kd with d.va. git gud skrub.
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>>340570028
i'm sure i've done better this was just a memorable one from last night.

She's a really good character I just feel like the people crying don't know how to play her
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>>340569854
>Career AVG 14.38 Eliminations
>Career AVG 6,042 Damage
>Career AVG 2,331 Damage Blocked

Typical fucking D.Va scrub.
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>>340569854
>this one time example will show them!

i guess symmetra is a good dmg dealer then since i had 15k dmg one game and 39 elims
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>>340569854
>That file name
kek
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>>340560670
I don't give a fuck about this game but this is the only girl in it I would bang.
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>D.VA is the most useless tank of all
>still picked every single game, sometimes on each team
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>>340570263
Not him but
>m-muh aberage stats in a casual game, playing unranked mode!
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>>340570282
>>340570263
Just face that the d.va hate is a meme and has no backing to it
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>>340570336
For me it's Genji
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>>340570339
Thats because she not a tank. The worst is when you pick D.Va to fight off the usual snipers and whatnot, and no one esle pick a tank. Ffs...
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>>340569854
>6 thousand damage average

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how do you survive being D.VA?
>learn to boost and run/evade
>learn the maps so you know which corners to hide around are
>learn to locate health packs
>learn to stay behind reinhardt or winston's shield if there's one on your team
>learn to use defence matrix
>learn to stay in contact with your team healer
>learn to stay with your team; you're harder to kill within a crowd

and that's not even counting tips for zero mech d.va. come the fuck on, you all are shit at this game
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I get your point OP but when my buddy pockets me as Mercy I can usually get 30-40 objective kills so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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played with someone who was level 4 but they had a star under their name. What does that mean?
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>>340570617
Your on /v/ anon, of curse the majority is shit. Hell, I'm sure theres people n this very thread that dont even own the game and still think they know best
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>>340570762
prestige, after lvl 100 you go back lvl1 and get a star.
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>>340570762
After leve 99, your rank resets to one but the frame change. Theres a star up to the next change, then another, etc. In totals theres 1890 level to get to have a golden frame with five stars.
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>>340560670
remove mei from game
remove overtime
nerf reapers ult so it doesn't shoot straight up, it doesnt make sense and if your team cant look up then they deserve to lose
give phara more health, make rockets shoot faster
remove mei
nerf hanzo body shot damage
buff the sword guy he's shit
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>>340564441
kek a doodly doo
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>>340562838

>As non-mech D.Va, you have the second highest mobility, and THE highest DPS gun in the game. Fucking use them!

You what

This is like the people who say Symmetra has the highest DPS in the game at 120, and then try to turn around and say it doesn't counter that Soldier 76 has 170 in the same range because his gun "fires slower"

Protip: D.va's gun only does like 98 DPS. It's about the same as Mercy. Her mobility is also the same as Mercy's general running mobility. Against anyone who is not shit, the only thing you can do out of your mech is either finish people off who were already pretty low, or run around taking shots at distracted people to build up and get back into your mech.
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>>340570989
>i'm shit at the game
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>>340570929
>>340570957

That's insane. They were fucking awful players. Typical 'main' faggots who never switched from Tracer or Hanzo.
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>>340562828
>professional teams
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Is there anything more satisfying than playing Mercy well?
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>>340571079
>implying this game is even close to reasonably balanced and that it should stay that way
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>>340571137
lvls dont really mean nothing on this game atm, wait for ranked to be implemented.
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>>340570336
I want to fuck D.Va.
Sexually.
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I gotta admit, I got a pretty good chuckle out of D.Va boosting up to our spawn door and doing damage to me. That alone justifies her inclusion in the game, to me.
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>>340571137
It's not all that bizarre. Just get in a group and play nonstop and that'll do the trick.
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New modes + maps when? Pretty limited atm
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I like her on Volskaya industries. I've rammed people off into the water and I usually boost on the left side across the water on attack to flank them. Usually nets me a widowmaker/hanzo/toblerone kill right at the start.
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>>340562526
>I've never been in a car accident except when I run into a parked car
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>>340571567
will there ever be a weekly brawl as good as or better than the first one?
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>>340570432
literally not picked in competitive and outperformed in all aspects by every other tank. She's a reaper with more hp and zero damage beyond 1 metre
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>>340571683
What was the first one? I only got it this week so had mystery character
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>>340571618
Killing an enemy with your ult is not impressive at all.
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>>340571748
Getting killed by D.Va's ult is even less impressive. You have all the time in the world to move out of the way.
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>>340571743
the first one was
>everyone has 2X health
>all abilites cool down faster
>ult charges faster

the second one was
>everyone plays as either genji or hanzo
>there might have been other rules, but i don't know
didn't play that shit, sounded stupid
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>>340562350
>gets this assblasted about a character
>has the gall to call others autistic
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>>340566574
Here's the funniest part though boyo. You don't need to be behind the shield to do damage.
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>>340572008
Why do they call him spudgun?
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>>340570205
That's actually awful because of the regenerating mech. You're just feeding enemy ults.

Your actual winrate is shit I imagine.
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>>340570989
>nerf and remove shit that isn't even good

Mei is trash, reaper ulti is his only redeeming quality, hanzo is a ultra garbage version of widowmaker, genji takes skill

you're not allowed to have more shit opinions
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>>340570989
>genji is bad
true shitter.
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>>340572547
mei shouldnt exist
>>340572702
but almost every offensive character is better
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>TF2
>Shitters complain about pyro W+M1 and flaregun crits
>Overwatch
>Shitters complain about mei W+M1 and M2 headshot crits
kek
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>>340560670
Its another "I dont like a character so I'm gonna be autistic as fuck about it" episode
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>>340566574

It kinda goes both ways. I find that playing as Roadhog and against Roadhog with Reinhardt, Roadhog is one of the best shield killers after Bastion.

Shields don't seem to take damage falloff into consideration, so Roadhog can blast a shield for like 225 damage every second. Aside from Bastion, the only people who can do better than that are McCree fanning and Tracer, but Tracer has to reload every other second so she's less effective. You pretty much have to get a charge on Roadhog to stop him or hope your teammates are actually following you and can shoot the fat bastard because he's going to wear out your shield eventually and without it you're dead.
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>>340564114
>the enemy team is the kind of player matchmaking tries to pair you with
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>>340573135
Reaper is the second best shield killer dps wise. Only bastion in turret deals more damage
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if you dont play, lucio/mercy/reinhardt/mccree/winston/windowmaker (assuming you can aim), you are useless and your team dont need you.
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>>340571703
>literally not picked in competitive
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>>340564028
melee you dip shit
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>>340573907
My bro insists on playing Soldier 78, frustrating as fuck
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>>340573135
>>340573720
2bh Reaper has a shot of fucking me up when I play Reinhardt. It usually has to do with them dodging my charge and them blasting my booty while I try to hammer them to death.

Roadhog has never been a problem for me. Bastion is my most consistent aggravation because he eats shields so fast.
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>>340574073
at least he is not completely useless.
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>>340574073
Soldier 76 is a certified "Good" tier character.
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My friends got a 3.2:1 k/d ratio with her.

I dunno.
She definitely could probably use some minor buffs, but I don't think she's nearly as garbage as people make her out to be.
She makes a great distraction, and her weapons are great for crowds and consistent damage even if its low.
And the on-death explosion can be tricky to deal with in certain chokepoints.
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>>340561046
but Anon, pic related is also a tank character as well.
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>mfw people call roadhog a tank

He can't stop your team from taking damage which literally every other tank can do. He's not bad though, just misclassed. Play him as an offense hero, flank, and one-shot pretty much every character in the game with either hook into shot or midshot -> hook -> shoot. 600hp and a 300hp heal with barely any downtime. The best flanker in the game.

Inb4 someone brings up his movespeed, he's barely slower than McCree.
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>>340560670
>hehe GG
D.va main reporting in. Best k/d and best win % out of all the people I use
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>>340560670
>tfw i don't like d.va as a character or play her at all but still gremlinpost
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>>340574352
>3.2:1 k/d ratio with her.

Anon that is fucking awful. You have to remember that she doesn't actually "die" when her mech explodes and instead turns into 150hp Mercy clone. You can "die" with her mech 4 times in one life. The enemy is still charging their ults off of the mech kills. A good D.Va player would have a K/D of like 8+
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>>340562179
(S)he said worst, not best.
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>>340574571
But McCree is really slow and easy to kill if he misses his flashbang.

Roadhog is basically McCree but even slower and with a harder to land flashbang + more HP to reward the enemy when you fuck up.
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>>340574571
This.

Literally only play Roadhog if there is another tank on your team.
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I can't believe this. They gave her cameltoe. Someone had to, with a straight face, design her vagina on her character model, and then put it in a game that sold millions of copies.

Everything's a meme to me
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>>340574784
>and easy to kill if he misses his flashbang.
Only if the McCree sucks at aiming.
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>>340574927
that's an ass seam you dingbat
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>>340562995
Because women aren't supposed to have short hair, at least according to /v/.
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>>340574784
>miss flashbang
>shit i can still unload twice for 400 damage each :^)
mind you missing the flashbang is hard as fuck since you dont even have to hit the enemy.
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>>340562995
She's a south korean celebrity. She's made of plastic anyways
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>>340574784
>harder to land
Not sure about that. McCree needs to be close enough to grab your junk to flash you whereas Roadhog can hook further than his effective midshot range. Hook is also insanely fast and insanely easy to land for how rewarding it is. I have minimum over 50% hook accuracy and usually hover around 65 or higher.
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>>>>340574927
Confirmed virgin
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>>340574927
>BACK OF THE KNEE MAYBE
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>>340573084
this
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>playing D.Va on attack, payload
>get all pumped to harass and distract the enemy deep in their back line while my team is far away moving the payload
>no one will stay with it

The worst
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>Winston is a superior D.va
I love this meme, because everyone plays D.va and I hardly see Winston's

Must be a salty Winstonfag mad no one plays his dead ape
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>>340560670
>Look, I know that if you play as D Va, you've probably thought about killing yourself before. Hell, you probably think about doing it every day. Please. Please. PLEASE kill yourself.
top fucking kek
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>>340574784
>But McCree is really slow and easy to kill if he misses his flashbang.

just as fast as everyone else except genji and tracer. They are 10% faster than rest of the cast and everyone else is the same.
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>>340575447
At the highest level of play, Winston is much better than D.Va.

I mean I really don't know why garbage players like you try to even argue these points. What's even the point of trying? The devs already confirmed shes underpowered and getting buffed.
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>>340575447
>I love this meme, because everyone plays D.va and I hardly see Winston's
low mmr detected
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>>340575580

>Highest level of play
>2 week old game

Okay
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>>340568008
he means that bans on 4chan don't work. the people doing things to get banned are also aware of how to ban evade. which, since this is just a website, is as simple as changing your ip.
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>>340575728
the game has been in beta and has had a competitive scene for months
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>>340574092
>Roadhog has never been a problem for me.
I don't know why, the shrapnel gun does a lot of damage and the ult totally shreds his shield.
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>>340570719
fuck you jd
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>>340574784
>Roadhog is basically McCree but even slower

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4ajmq5/hero_movement_speeds_plus_a_few_more/

It's like you niggers can't even read
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can't believe there was so much controversy about tracer butt and not dva cameltoe
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>>340574927
nobody did design it fuckboi.
The game physic engine just makes the model fold.
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>D.Va
not even once
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>>340575861

>Open beta for one week
>Released for two weeks

>"Has had a competitive scene for months"

???
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>>340561416
Literally everything you claim she does can be done by a multitude of different characters, and better.

If it were a moba where you can't change characters you might have a point, but the fact that changes can be made throughout the entire match to adapt and adjust to the enemy and the map means that her supposed jack of all trades (shield, back line, peel, etc) skillset is entirely useless when taken as a whole, and is likely a meme made up by horny neckbeards who want to maintain their shitty waifu.

Dva is shit tier because she does nothing especially well and is severely outclassed by other characters where she does have some minor usefulness.

Stop playing her and demand some buffs, or better yet, a fucking rework.
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>>340576054
Does this game have custom sprays or can that just not happen in the current year
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>>340561046
Zarya and Winston are arguably better than Rein.

D.Va is dogshit though, even as Zenyatta I can't destroy 2 of her mechs then kill her tight little slutty body before she can even take down my pathetic 150HP.
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>>340574352
I thought Overwatch didn't display KD?
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>>340576069
Idiot
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>>340574571
>He can't stop your team from taking damage which literally every other tank can do.
You've never hooked a sniper out of their perch, yanked a bastion out of turret form or used it to interrupt ultimates.
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>>340576152
Haven't seen anyone use one so far
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>>340560670
Seek help anon. I know projecting when I see it.
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>>340575728
When a game is 2 weeks old no one is better than anyone else is what you're trying to say here or what?
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