Y'all ready for E3?
I got my grapes ready.
Im fucking hyped for the failures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9btmLCk_eM
>>340557468
Ready for that to be some underwhelming shit whatever it is
I want to see From's new game.
Kojima's new game.
FFXIV expansion.
Battlefield 1.
Anything on the last guardian, FFXV, Star Ocean 5.
Any of the fucking cringe we usually get to see from retard devs.
>>340557468
He always over hypes nothingness
Seeing the new CoD trailer probably made him say that
>>340557468
>>340557657
He obviously is talking about the Youtube shit he's being a big part of this year since GameTrailer is dead.
And the games that get revealed in generalt and not the shit showsn the publisher have on stage
>>340557886
Now youtube is streaming E3?
>>340557468
>Ya'll
Is he actually from the south? He mispelled "y'all."
>>340558132
>you will aren't ready for
>>340557468
Finally my Mtdew flavored dorito will come true
>>340557886
Its gonna be lit senpai
I thought dorito pope was just some hack shill but he actually seems pretty based
Every E3 I expect nothing and I'm still disappointed
>>340558772
What a tool.
>>340558872
He's pretty chill
>>340558872
He's always been based, he just has no soul.
>>340558872
He's pretty cool, he's just been beaten down by the industry and has sold his soul
>>340558872
He's a cool guy. Have faith
>>340558872
he's always been "based" but promotion is something that is 100% required in the media he's in. Do you expect him to work for free or something? In hindsight the doritogate scandal was a bunch of immature underaged /v/ cucks crying about a guy doing his job.
>>340560907
He should work for free. Entertainment isn't an industry, what he does isn't a job. God, when are you going to learn the rules around here?
>>340558872
He's a decent guy.
The only people who actually dislike him are nintendrones mad that he asked that nigger at NoA a couple of tough questions.
>>340558872
we all love keighley since he actually cares about games but because of the nature of the industry he has no integrity and will shill anything
deep down inside, you all know that this is just him getting paid to advertise watch dogs and mountain dew
>>340557468
industry insider here
its MGSV: TFC releasing Q3 16
>>340561618
>tough questions about a product not many people are that interested in on a console that isn't selling well
>at the time people defending Reggie
>2 years later, looking at Nintendo now, Geoff was 100% correct
He did nothing wrong.
Who's streaming Bethesda and EA on Sunday besides twitch? Twitch for Bethesda last year was shit.
>ya'll
>not y'all
DROPPED
>>340563637
but twitch chat is epic :D
>Geoff has been to E3 more years than average /v/irgin has been alive
>>340557468
>E3 is in 5 days
Where does the time go?
Reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with saying y'all (assuming you spell it correctly).
>>340563853
It's 3 days retard.
>>340564135
Well you're either a nigger or a redneck
Why is everyone excited for this e3?
Is this your first fucking e3? it has to be.
every fucking time they blow their load at one E3, the one immediately following the next year will be shittier because everything announced at the previous E3 won't have come out by then.
i've been watching them since 2008 and they follow this exact pattern every time.
>>340563853
All over your face you fucking faggot.
>>340564493
Last year's E3 will look like a circus compared to this year, especially when Half Life 3 is announced.
>>340564490
Or someone that recognizes the necessity for clear language.
English does not have a unique second person plural pronoun, "y'all" fills that void.
>>340563853
I havn't seen gundam poster for a while
>>340558872
I remember him on that chronicles of riddick documentary. He's based and been around forever. True gamer
>>340558872
In recent history it seems that Kojima has rekindled his soul, at least partially.
>>340563302
They're literally the most rabid fanboy group on the internet. They give twitter fangirls of pop groups like One Direction a run for their money. Anything they say can be discounted. These are people who defend fucking REGION LOCKING.
>>340564493
There was anything good announced last year though?
>>340558872
Hes alright in my book, he loves games but he understands the situation
Ya'll aren't ready for what is about to happen.
ONE MIRRION TROOPS
>e3 will likely disappoint me
He just lied about not knowing about Half Life 3 in Periscope as an end note, absolutely hilarious attempt at concealing that he knows nothing.
>>340566282
knows something*
>>340558872
it's been ages since anyone has shit on him, and when they did it was a totally different time.
>>340557657
E3 2015 didn't really had that many cringe moments like the previous E3. Most likely because they announced many great games last year.
>>340557468
>>340558772
Odd Future, I'm too white. How can I change that?
>>340565685
>They're literally the most rabid fanboy group on the internet.
>These are people who defend fucking REGION LOCKING.
I was gonna say Sonyggers have them beat because of that Uncharted 4 review they wanted to boycott but literally how do you even defend region locking?
>>340561618
The criticism surrounding him was misguided, but I still think it was justified. The hot topic around that time was "paid reviews" and publishers handing out incentives for 10s. Then you got this guy sitting in the middle of a shameless marketing orgy, going on about how exciting the new CoD installment looks, then the only time he's "honest" is when he's shitting on Nintendo in the face of one of their representatives. Some people saw it as Nintendo being insulted for not "playing along" and the palms of the media outlets.
>>340565985
I can never not laugh at that image.
>>340557657
I couldn't get through the whole thing holy shit that was hard to watch.
>>340558003
they did last year too.Went there when twitch's streams started lagging. They have the same setup as GS/IGN has with interviewing developers between keynotes. it wasn't too shabby.
>>340567149
>I was gonna say Sonyggers have them beat because of that Uncharted 4 review they wanted to boycott
To be fair every bigger fanboy group would rage about a review like this.
>>340567297
That has nothing to do with paid reviews, it's PR in the most transparent way possible.
>Some people saw it as Nintendo being insulted for not "playing along" and the palms of the media outlets.
Oh fuck off. Nintendo have had the benefit of most sites like IGN assigning a dedicated "Nintendo reviewer" (i.e. a fanboy who is clearly not objective) for decades now.
>>340565985
still such a surreal image
Is it wrong that I'm almost more hype for the extreme cringe and anger at the death of gaming than I am for cool game announcements?
Where's the anon that made those E3 countdown threads with a pic of some green robot showing his hands? He stopped doing those?
>>340565985
I can't hate him after that article, shit I just feel sorry for him.
>>340557468
I swear he said the same thing last year...
>>340567851
what article
>>340567768
That's the whole spirit about the E3.But I'm really excited to see real gameplay from Mass Effect Andromeda.
>>340557468
you bet op
I've been having a weird gut feeling about this E3 for a while now. I think it's going to be extra magical.
I can't wait tohave my expectations shat all over.
remember the golden rule for e3 guys
>>340558872
If he's friend with Kojima he's ok in my book.
Ready to see Angry Spic get BTFO?
>>340558872
Damn I have no idea why this has so many replies
>Keighley and Conan
>>340557468
Kojima is going to show P.T. 2
From is going to show CyberpunkSouls
Bethesda is going to show Elder Scrolls 6
Destiny 2
GTA 6
>>340565985
Dorito™ thread!
>>340557468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9V214VPbHk
My Body is Ready
>>340569182
>too early for kojima
>believable
>expansion just got announced and dated won't be happening
>Red Dead 2 or something else will happen first
>>340558872
lol
>>340558872
I agree
>internets fucked
>technician can come at soonest tuesday
>stolen wifi is third-world tier
>laggy 240p stream
hold me
>pls watch muh stream
>>340558872
Dorito Pope is the hero we need.
>>340569921
>Unwavering fiber connection over ethernet
>>340558872
He is.
I was kind of hoping Nintendo would do a public demonstration of Color Splash just so the butthurt fans would boo it off stage. Not that I'm a big fan of Paper Mario but seeing Nintendo having to deal with something like that live would've been a high point of this year's E3
>>340558872
He's one of the few gaming journalists who I feel truly care about games, he's one of us, we might shit on he from time to time, but he's a nice guy.
>>340557657
>got a meme you wanna come up with?
>you have to dig through ear burning NSW--NSF--NSFW Reddit threads to find it
holy fuck that black chick was the worst
>>340570362
I just want to see more of it at all for any reassurance it at least tries to fix any issues Sticker Star had. If they're going to keep hiding it like this though, it doesn't give me any hope and kills my interest.
>>340557468
>KONAMI listed as a VR developer for Sony and revealing a new game
>KOJIMA revealing a new game
>Kojima's name was recently added to the source code on MGS recruitment page at Konami's website
Happening
>>340568732
If he is replacing iJustine I will literally kill myself.
I don't like iJustine but I don't like Crybaby Carlos even more.
>>340570873
but he actually cares about videogames unlike ijustine
>>340570979
If he cares so much why he crying over only got 3 dollars?
>>340558872
I like him too.
>>340570979
This.
>>340571052
l2Meme m8
>>340571052
You have no idea how much it sucks for games to cost like $80 brand new and only have FOUR DOLLARS
>>340570812
While I agree this would be the ruse of all ruses..
.. It's not happening.
Perhaps we will get new ruses with Kojimbo's new company, but Konami considers him as good as dead and his name is just a hoax on their site.
He says this kind of shit all the time.
>>340571250
Games are cheaper in Mexico though.
>>340557468
For the first time ever I'm not excited at all. My complete disinterest is making me unhappy. I want to be excited.
He's canadian give him a break.
>>340565242
You haven't been looking then.
>>340571251
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt my friend
Is the NX Nintendo's last chance for home console?
>>340557468
I really hope they bring back the black lady. She is a powerful generator of cringe.
>>340572004
>implying they still have a chance.
>>340557657
What is the guy at 0:59 shouting?
>thank you!
>like you!>fuck you!
?
I'm actually kinda excited to fucking finally see the new Zelda game.
Better be Christ's second coming.
>>340557468
>Y'all
Red Dead 3.
>>340570812
>Punished geoff
>Ge-Off
>E3
>My body is ready
>>340557657
Holy fuck. I still love watching these
>ywn witness another konami 2010 conference
>>340570568
i wanna fuck Aisha Taylor
I miss kaz
>>340558872
>he doesn't know
>>340557468
>I hype up every E3 as if it's the next coming
Dorito Pope needs to fuck off.
>>340574560
What would you like more RIDGE RACER?
>>340557468
If any of you don't follow Geoff on snapchat (his name is geoffmk), you really need to.
He spends his time between E3 and VGAs going to music shows alone. His selfies are completely without emotion and he doesn't ever smile or open his mouth for them. Incredibly bizarre.
>>340557468
>he will be remembered as the man who attended every single E3 in his lifetime
>>340558367
Nigga don't even joke about that shit
>>340574356
I miss them all.
>>340564342
E3 show floor opens in 5 days. he's not incorrect.
>>340574958
Which is precisely why I do not follow social media accounts. It's like enabling unhealthy behavior.
>>340557468
THE REST OF MGSV LITERALLY CONFIRMED
>>340558872
why is he dorito pope?
>>340564882
You all.
>>340575427
Leave and never come back.
Is this the year where he ascends?
>>340575427
He was baptized in Mountain Dew, and all of the communion wafers turned into Doritos. It was a blessed day.
>>340574356
Reggie outlasted them all.
>>340557657
>The Unravel guy
my heart
>>340575684
It isn't fair. They should all be embarrassing themselves for us, like in the old days,
>>340575551
Sorry, i've just never really followed this guy, or E3 in general to be honest
>>340557817
>FFXIV
>Battlefield 1
>FFXV
You are my fucking nigga.
Poststeam
>>340574356
>>340575189
It's really funny seeing all of these NeoGaf gifs, and now they'll not be invited to E3 for the third time in a row.
>>340558872
Keighley..... had a hard life
>>340557657
>The Unravel guy
The dude is legit about to burst into tears. He really cares about his game... I honestly cheered the guy on.
>>340557817
>FFXIV expansion
too soon, won't happen
>>340576041
>I'm so honored to be here
>my game is about love
>I thought about it while I was camping with my family
>here is this little guy and all the photos I took of him
>shaking like a leaf
he probably made that game for his kids. Concentrated purity
>>340576041
Yeah, but did you buy his game?
>>340575791
What kind of backwards, pussy world do we live in where "Delete your account" is a proper response to anything.
It's literally "DELETEEEE THIIIIS!" That normies think is the most cool insult ever.
Do we like him or hate him? We hated him for the Dorito shit, but started to like him again as MGS5 was nearing release and he was good friends with Kojima. And he also bashed Konami for not allowing him to accept the award. But we hate Kojima now. But we also hate Konami.
Fuck it, we just hate everyone and everything. Easier that way.
>>340557657
>Go Madden!
>>340576502
Delete your account.
>>340576602
>we just hate everyone and everything. Easier that way.
That is the only way. It has always been this way.
>>340576602
You're supposed to form your own opinion, Toadie.
>>340576502
Life is terrible and it is only going to get worse.
>>340558872
I'll always love him for using his own awards show to publicly shit on Konami tbqh.
>>340569593
What a fucking useless post.
>>340575791
That's supposed to be a burn or something?
>>340576959
lol
>>340576502
D-Delete this!
>>340576959
haha yeah.
>>340575791
>>340576502Hello?
>>340574453
>>340576759
not my 4chan gold account!
>>340577257
Think of the many many many many many repercussions that come with such a devious act.
>>340575427
>>340575551
>Dorito pope was almost 4 years ago
he does this every time, exhibit A
>>340576502
Yeah, that's what I was thinking of when I read this fucking thing!
DELETE THIS NOW! DELETE THIS WALL NOW!
>>340576502
Delete your post.
What's the schedule for E3? What's the first major show to watch?
>>340578203
http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>340578285
Thanks, fampai.
>>340557468
>livelyhood depends on the industry
>job is to get you hyped for the industry
And yet, you still fall for it.
>>340577335
I still remember photoshopping shit for it like it was yesterday. Anyone have the one where his head is a bottle of Mountain Dew? That was me ;_;
>>340557468
a new flavor of doritos?
>I've gotta good feeling about this one!
..and you just know that by the end of it the publishers have found a new low for the industry to sink to.
>>340557657DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOO
>>340579096
w-what's going on in that picture?
>>340557468
>yfw he finally decides to not go and or happens to die
he's the only guy who's been to all of them since day 1
>>340575427
Newfag.
>>340579328
Rush hour.
>>340579328
I googled the image and got the wikipedia article for meat.Further down the search page was the movie 28 Weeks Later. I assume it's from that.
>>340579220
His smile and optimism: gone
>>340577343
guys based as fuck, i havent listen to weezy in some years but he's a true fan it seems
>>340578991
Hot Ranch, the latest in Doritos Loaded technology.
>>340579328
Weekly infidel purge.
>>340557657
>video starts with Bruce Campbell's doppelgänger
>>340558872
Hes miler better than most game journalists, we need more people like him even if it means more shilling.
>>340576346
not that guy, but I did. game's not great, but no regrets
>Xbox Scorpio is just an Alienware machine with Xbox store
>Xbox drops out of console business
>>340557657
>a single title that requires no introduction
>it's nothing
>PS4_library.avi
>>340578881
>>340557468
>Sony and Microsoft gearing up to give us the greatest E3 of all time
>Nintendo is giving out free wigs in a mobile game
>>340577128
>THUMP THUMP THUMP
DUHLEEET THIIIIIS
>screeches of the damned
>>340576041
>homosexual aids ridden autistic man pulls out his homemade fleshlight to beg for money
>cheering him on
>>340557657
why do i play games man...
>>340557657
>Are we allowed to say shit?
HAHAHA
>>340557657
>that Trey Parker
Is Aisha Tyler hosting the Ubisoft conference again? She better be because she makes it super cringe worthy/funny to watch and it's the only reason why I've bothered to watch their conferences in the past 2 years.
>>340557817
Good taste anon-kun
>>340557468
>Y'all
Fucking redneck
>>340583450
I miss pre-Aisha Tyler Ubisoft. It was always somebody new and it was always uniquely awful in the way they presented it.
Aisha is kind of predictable. She'll make some jokes that'll fall really fucking flat, but otherwise nothing noteworthy.
>>340557886
Prey 2?
>>340557657
i love todd so much
>the guy derailing a thread with political bullshit
>the guy taking the bait every time and getting ass ravaged that somebody is insulting Trump
Both of you need to fuck off
>>340570812
Erotic Violence 3D
>try to make a vidya thread
>a few minutes later it's flooded with Amerifat teenagers arguing over which politician has bigger hands
Don't forget to report these.
>>340557657
I honestly thought the Unravel presenter was going to have a heart attack on stage.
>>340578792
>Peggle 3
Nice. Here's hoping.
I'm expecting EA to show a HD remake of one of their older FPS games to compete with the CoD 4 re-release. Battlefield 2, maybe? I'm just wondering how much of the game they're going to chop off and sell as DLC.
>half the posts disappear
>>340579220
Gets to elbow her bewbs, still a spaz.
>posts and images disappearing like flies
i swear he says this every E3
it's like he's trying to convince himself it'll be worth it
>>340584167
>it's actually getting deleted
This needs to happen way more often.
>>340584572
>>340584642
You have to get verified before you're allowed to market on 4chan
>>340583717
every joke will fall flat because the audience sucks.
i feel bad for anyone that does this gig but it must pay good.
>>340557468
kojima new game
from new ip better not be another sonnyfag exclusive
>>340569182
>GTA 6 this early
Nah, it's gonna be Agent or Red Dead Something.
>>340583450
i really just want mr caffine
>>340584926
It's like all the people in the crowd who get to go shouldn't be there.
>>340576602
Geoff's all right. It's obvious that he gets forced to do these promotions as part of his job, and he's visibly unenthusiastic about it. He has to tongue a lot of sphincters to keep the suits happy, but he clearly has a genuine love of vidya that a lot of e-celebs don't seem to share. If anything, I respect that he's willing to endure the soul-destroying aspects of his career out of passion for his hobby.
>>340557468
Didint this quack say the same exact thing last year? What is up with this faggot hyping everyone up for nothing
Someone help me out
I couldn't get out of work this time around, what's the best way to keep up with everything while at work? I'm really gonna miss being able to watch shit 24/7 all E3 but times change.
>>340584802
>This needs to happen way more often.
The only way that's going to happen is if more people get into the habit of reporting instead of replying. The janitors can't be in every thread at once.
>>340583717
Aisha Tyler seems to know how awkward she is and just powers through it. She's cute.
>Timesplitters 4
>Fallout New Orleans
>New Mother or Goemon
>Konami cancelled Silent Hills to make a Silent Hill game about Geoff Keighley's descent into misery
>>340585450
Lots of game """journalists""" update Twitter during the conferences. If you watch the #E3 tag you should be able to stay up-to-date. I'm assuming you have access to a web browser where you work.
>>340585161
I guess he thought it was big.
I mean the whole Sony thing and bringing all those previously dead IP's out on stage.
>>340585489
>Aisha Tyler seems to know how awkward she is
Pay attention to her right after the Real Life Meme skit.
She audibly and visibly cringes while transitioning into the next thing.
I'm pretty sure that was in the script and she had to perform it.
>>340567579
What's a bigger and louder fanbase than Sonybronies right now? Not only did they sperg out about that one, they sperged about the reviews that were 9/10. Reviewers should not ever have to take others' beliefs into account. That's why trash like Polygon is a thing.
Sounds like a suicide on stage is gonna happen.
Make it happen!
#girlwood
>>340585161
>>340585753
Really, if all you heard is "Shenmue, The Last Guardian, and Final Fantasy VII remake will be on stage at the Sony Press Conference", how would you not get excited for that?
It's nobody's fault that what they finally ended up revealing was Kickstarter, Port with another delay, and Episodic.
>>340585853
Aisha is the bright spot of Ubisoft's garbage presentations
>>340585738
Yup. I do plan on taking lunch breaks during parts of the day I really don't wanna miss (LOZ Reveal, etc)
>>340585721
>Timesplitters 4
Don't even joke about that.It would be terrible unless they got Doak and the gang back together.
>>340585965
>"Shenmue, The Last Guardian, and Final Fantasy VII remake will be on stage at the Sony Press Conference", how would you not get excited for that?
I wouldn't, but you can't tell me that those announcements didn't get a huge reaction.
Isn't this the guy who is addicted to crack
>>340586068
That's sessler
>>340586068
No, you're think of Adam "Punished" Sessler.
>>340558872
Even when everyone was shitting on him, he's always been one of the more chill guys. He even went along with it. Compared to the dumb asses that are most gaming journalists, he's alright
>>340557657
>that game is shit that dirt game trash
I FUCKING LOST IT
>>340586192
>>340586229
X-play was good, debate me
>>340558872
Kojima rescued him.
>>340586438
I didn't watch it back when it was first airing, looking back on it, it didn't seem that funny.
I probably would've liked it at the time for basically being the only video game thing on television.
>322
>>340586438
X-Play was from a different time. If there was a new X-Play it'd be Kotaku the show
>>340557657
>dat Trey Parker
JUST
New leak.
>>340586438
I'm not sure why anyone would disagree with you. The X-Play these were just a simple straight up review show. They went over the basics and discussed the technical flaws of the games in a humorous format. After X-Play, Adam turned into a crying SJW liberal that had to make all of his reviews sound more important than it actually is.
His The Last of Us review was painful.
>>340586739
>more le indie survival horror crap
yawn
>>340586739
>Activision
>>340557657
Thanks for reminding me how fucking retarded my hobby is and how nothing will come out of e3
TWENTY TWO???
OH MAN
If kingdom hearts 2.8 isn't announced to come to xbox one as well I may actually cry.
>>340588036
>he wanted to play kh and any jrpg and didn't get ps4
Your fault
>>340579220
There would be no eulogies for bob
>>340588036
Literally why did you get the xbone? Especially after the awful first impressions it gave off and no signs of exclusives. Peer pressure from dudebro friends?
>>340589241
This anon you got some explaining to do.
Does anyone know of anyone riffing on E3 this year? The guy I usually watch isn't doing it for some reason.
>>340589241
>>>340588036
>Literally why did you get the xbone? Especially after the awful first impressions it gave off and no signs of exclusives. Peer pressure from dudebro friends?
Not him but I bought it because I'm a rational human being that doesn't fall into a mob mentality
>>340589659
The best gamers, it has spazkid and psychic pebbles
>>340576872
God DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN
