What is one thing Nintendo could do at this point to "win E3" for you
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Bring it west
>>340544503
They can't win E3 as a whole with the one game they're showing, but I just hope it impresses me enough to leave a good taste in my mouth.
Announce a 3D or 2.5D with 4-player Helper system Kirby game.
>>340544503
Alternate abbilities for every Amiibo / skin in Mario Maker, so you end with more of 100 ways to play the same game.
They already announced Dragon Quests, so they already won it for me. I've been waiting for that announcement for like 2 or 3 E3s ago.
Maybe I guess they could also announced the Monsters games to make it better.
>>340544503
Fucking weeb. You're everything wrong with video games.
>>340544503
Medabots doesn't sound like Zelda so looks like they wont win E3 for you
>>340544503
Announce a new console F-Zero/Metroid, that wouldn't "win E3" for me, but it would be great and show the direction they want to take the NX in. A new Animal Crossing would be fantastic too.
They'll be playing games on the Treehouse stream but I'm not expecting much since it'll just be Paper Mario, #FE and whatever 3DS games they're pushing for this holiday.
Is this literally a medabots game with moeblob characters? What the fuck?
>>340544503
>bring it west
And have it censored?
>A game series that went from a fun 2D brawler on the GBA about robot fighting and part collecting to a soulless garbage turn-based RPG with teenage tits and clothes ripping that literally has nothing to do with the robots fighting only to get whatever attention it can get before the series gets buried into the ground.
>Wanting the latter
Consider suicide.
>>340544503
Sack every member of Treehouse and burn that whole division to the ground. Hire some competent translators who actually give a fuck and won't mess with shit.
>>340546993
Nigga at this point I just want some damn game localizated.
It's too much to ask?
>>340546993
You could at least try with the bait.
goku for smash
>>340544503
reggie stepping down as president of NoA
shibata is now new head of NoA
>>340546993
you know the original Medabot games for the GB where rpgs, right?
>>340546993
The turn-based GBA RPG was great.
>>340547268
Reggie is a excellent guy for marketing.
But is a shit boss for NoA. So, pretty much this.
>>340546993
the gba brawler is one of my favorite games of all times and I've 100%'d both versions of AX which required three cartridges and about 200 hours or repetitive fighting
This one has actual combat rather than be an RPG. I could give a shit about the girls, I just want to fight robots. LBX was okay but I want mah nigga metabee back
It's not that good, really. Pretty shallow and playing any 3D action game on the circle pad is bad news.
>>340546993
It's not even an RPG, you tool.
>>340544503
Same as last year, new Golden Sun.
I'm very easy to please.
Just like whoever showed off a new Okami would get my vote for Best in Show.
>>340546605
>being happy for scraps
I mean, I'm the happiest dude for having DQVII here but they have 6 other great games with no reason whatsoever to not get localization yet we get the shaft
I'll be happy when they localize Terry's Wonderland and Joker 3.
>>340544503
There not even part of E3, so likely nothing.
Their 3DS efforts have been lackluster and all around disappointing games save for a few third parties, and their Wii U is all but dead. If there ever was a time to consider Nintendo DoA, it would be now, even the NX seems to be on track for another Wii U.
>tfw saying this as someone who used to love Nintendo
It's not hard to say now since we get so many good games, but fuck me I hate seeing them get worse and worse.
>>340546993
the girls one is basically custom robo. you fight in an arena with a partner against two opponents and can break their robots and win to get more parts
>>340544503
They already confirmed that they'll only be talking about Zelda, Sun/Moon and MAYBE other already announced games, there won't be any new reveal, even the fucking NX won't be shown, Nintendo has literally NOTHING to show and will never win E3. Brace for an even bigger shitfest than last year.
Callie and Marie rythm game
A free Nintendo MMO for Wii U in the style of Marvel Heroes, where you can play as different Nintendo characters.
You get to choose one free starter character, then grind for your life if you want to get others, or use amiibos to unlock them permanently, or use real cash. Every character has their own unique set of powers, skills, and passives as you level them up.
Explore a large world that is essentially a mash-up of Nintendo IPs. Zelda temples, DK jungles, Kirby dungeons, Mario plains, F-Zero futuristic city, Punch Out New York, Kid Icarus Heaven, all that jazz as some ideas.
Raid bosses that involve large villains like Cat Bowser, Pig Ganon, Hades.
Updates that add in new characters/areas/events/bosses/dungeons/costumes. Atleast once every month.
I know it'll never happen. They can't really do anything to even remotely get my attention since they're too busy forcing Zelda into everyones' throats.
>>340544503
Ha, you wish!
>>340546993
>A game series that went from a fun 2D brawler on the GBA
oh you poor oblivious fool
>>340546993
Girls Mission is not turn based.
Solid dates for Dragon Quest VII and VIII.
That's it.
There's a couple of titles they could conceivably announce, like a new 3DS Chibi-Robo game that's actually a Chibi-Robo game, but even if a game that looks appealing gets announced, they'll probably find some way to ruin it anyway.
>>340544503
Honestly nothing, they already said their plans and I couldn't be any less interested for this E3. I guess I'll just be fine as long Zelda WiiU doesn't suck too much.
>>340546902
Not OP but I honestly don't give a shit about fanservice, they could replace every girl with a potato for all I care as long everything about the main gameplay stays the same.
>>340544503
>you now remember all those hours you spent playing with your 3 inch medabots figures
>>340547935
This
I can't believe they didn't shit one out for 3ds and bundle it with the sister amiibos for 50-60 bucks. Would've sold gangbusters
My dream would be an Elite Beat Agents successor; hell theyre even called "Agent 1" and "Agent 2" in the game
Aren't their Treehouse streams going to be on Twitch? I look forward to seeing censorfags raid the comment sections and provide some glorious cringe material.
>>340549437
>implying they will even read the comments
>>340544503
There's nothing I could imagine winning E3 for Nintendo, but I could imagine them winning by default if the other companies fuck up.
I mean it's happened before. I think it was 2013 when Microsoft and Sony both announced a push towards the casual audience and social media? What a fucking awful year.
>>340544503
Advanced Wars, thats all they have to say
>>340544503
>yurishit
>>340548956
Kotobukiya make some nice Medabots 1/6 scale plastic model kits.
Fuck GM and its waifupandering shit, give me 9
>>340544503
Die. But it looks like they don't need E3 to achieve that.
I don't care about winning or any bullshit like that
But I'd love a new Starfy
>>340544503
I really loved medabots
but it's like they did all they could so that I couldn't keep loving it
Fucking Japanese assholes
>>340544503
So, why does a chick have Medabee now?
>>340552129
It's a spin-off.
>>340544503
you dont want that. you think you do, but you dont
New Custom Robo for console with online. I'd turn the computer off, get up, and declare this E3 done.
>>340544503
Footage of them burning down the treehouse live on stage.
>>340552361
What the FUCK are those? I know the bottom first 3...
>shitty waifu version
Give me real Medabots or fuck off.
>>340552598
They're KBT-type Medabots from the various games. Get with the times.
>>340548058
N Stars?
>>340552878
No, they're hideous.
>>340552624
It is real medabots
The gameplay is 95% beating the shit out of other medabots and taking their parts with 5% cute waifus
>>340553019
Excuse you, Granbeetle is amazing.
Squid Sisters EBA reskin.
>>340547119
The fact that the guy who ruined Fates is still working for them really upsets me. Especially after he goes out and trash talks XSeed and Aksys and other actually good localizers.
That he is still working for them is just appalling. He is the type of people that is ruining our videogames and he is proud of it.
Publicly fire Aonuma for his incompetence and announce that Zelda NX is focused on combat, survival, and proper exploration.
Medabots is still a thing?
Neat
>>340554263
>announce that Zelda NX is focused on combat, survival, and proper exploration.
no?
>>340548956
>12 year old me at dollar tree w/ mom
>the have SHIT LOADS of the medabots 3in figures, im talking hundreds, 3 for $1.
>want to buy them all but too much of a beta bc my parent have been on me about "growing up", making me give up my yugioh cards etc.
>dont get them
>bike across town to the store a week later filled with regret
>every single one is gone
>>340544503
Warioland 5
Wario World 2
Advance Wars 3DS
more Kirby is always appreciated
new Punch-out
2D Metroid
new console Fire Emblem
a third DKC game from Retro
Pikmin 4
There's a lot they "could" do that would get me excited. However, they categorically stated "we will not talk about anything other than Zelda, especially not any NX games" so that pretty much excludes every single one of those potentially hype things from happening.
>>340554231
I don't understand what he means by don't pick it up. Does he object to their historic translations, or the game itself?
>>340555261
He actively campaigned against people purchasing their products.
>Hey guys, I work for Nintendo now!
>But don't buy these Nintendo system games they're disgusting!
>Also, fuck our competition. I am a professional!
Basically. And somehow he still has a job. Even though this is the kind of work he puts out.
reveal NX with Zelda and Mario launch titles
nothing else could get them to win it
>>340544503
And have it censored? No thanks.
Bayonetta 3
Kirby Air Ride HD with online multiplayer
Super Mario Sunshine 2
F-ZERO NX
Nintendo in Japan understands that to appeal to the family demographic, you need to respectively pander to each demographic a family consists of. Meaning making different games for pretty much every audience.
So how come NoA just aren't able to, and keep trying to make every product the same?
>>340555601
I can't decide if this decision to change the text is because they are playing on the "Ninjas are quiet" joke or they were actually just too lazy/incompetent to do their fucking job.
>>340555038
>>340556804
A little bit of both? Treehouse has always liked their memes, remember the 1337speak hammer bros in Partners in Time?
