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2016-06-09 19:20:59 Post No. 340543821
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2016-06-09 19:20:59
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>e3 2016
>Ubisoft conference
>darkness
>strange chanting music as the lights go red
>strange dancers appear carrying frightened animals making strange whooping noises and clicking
>some vomit blood on the audience
>the music moves to people saying Girlwood in odd pitches and tones, as Aisha Tyler emerges atop a giant vagina shaped meat grinding machine
>she wears a dress of bloody meat, pig intestines wrapped about her body, two pig fetuses dangling from her neck on her chest
>the music starts to get Trappy
>Aisha Tyler sensually rubs her bloody body as people bring the animals and throw the animals into the machine, blood spattering everyone, as Aisha swings the fetuses on their umbilicals, crying out YES, YES, YESSSS
>she strips her meat dress as the clit she stands on now extends over the vagina to reveal it to be the glans of a big steel penis covered in pink graffiti
>the music grows louder as Aisha screams
>ARE YOU READY?!?!?
>the shaft opens
>FOR SOME?!?!?
>a whirring noise is heard
>VIIIIIDEOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES!?!?!!!!!
>the chutney mess of sacrificed animals and bloody entrails ejaculate from the steel penis, coating the audience in the bright red slurry
>the dancers start violently seizuring as Aisha laughs evilly as the lights die the music giving way to screams and barnyard animal pain squeals howling in pitch black darkness
>the noise grows and grows and suddenly, dies
>BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL 2 is shown in bright gold letters
>five seconds later the words WILL NOT BE SHOWN AT THIS CONFERENCE are added
>e3 2016
>Ubisoft's CEO waddles on stage amongst the carcasses to talk about Peggle 3 or something
So what are your predictions for e3?
