Why the fuck did you turn D. Va into "lol le wwacky japanese NEET xD!!1!111!! le mountain dew and doritoes so fucking funny!" Fuck, I hated Hamster girl already and you guys turned her into hamstergirl 2.0.
I fucking hate you guys.
>>340537993
More porn will fix it I'm sure
>>340537993
shut up faggot
>>340537993
She's korean
>D.va is "korean"
>>340537993
/v/ in a nutshell
>D.VA Threads
>Overwatch Threads
>Mercy Threads
her design itself is a bunch of shitty memes
what did you expect
>>340537993
Not only because of "gamer culture" and what constitutes a gamer, but because Bkub drew her.
This gremlins shit is only adding fuel to the fire.
>>340537993
i find it funny because of the extremes she's portrayed as on the internet.
so you've got the massive cock-hungry cum slut, and on the other hand you've got a spoiled little mlg bitch.
if this were an anime she'd be the best character ever. such depth, so much contrast. amazing.
>>340539059
If they're gonna filter bypass, I'm gonna shitpost.
>draw a white girl
>call her asian
Why is this allowed?
>>340539059
this game too big for /vg/ faglord they hit 750 limit in an hour
What we need is an overwatch sticky 24/7 on both boards tbqh
>>340537993
D.va a best.
>>340539049
I hate it because "xD she's like /v/ LOL!" I don't want the things that I like remind me of this place
>>340539176
How can one person be so mad?
>>340537993
it's funny because she's nothing as you described.
are you projecting?
>>340541037
I hate this "Good girl" shit, its so fucking tumblr
>>340541131
The phrase is supposed to appeal to one's submissiveness, its not some political statement.
>>340540176
Your tears sustain me
>>340539176
lmfao this is hilarious. Please use this for the generals.
>>340541507
>>340541131
>fetishes are tumblr
Well it is a porn site so I suppose it checks out
>>340539176
Now you know how I felt for 5 fucking months trying to avoid undershill threads
If dva was a guy virgins here would lose their shit portraying a gaymur mlg isnt realistic
But dva is a girl so theres that
>>340541131
What isn't tumblr to this shithole of a board?
>>340541912
>If dva was a guy virgins here would lose their shit portraying a gaymur mlg isnt realistic
the joke is fucking based on two of the more memetic anime girls posted here (Umaru and whoever that "You are motherufcker" girl is). Gender was never any part of this.
>>340540176
you need to consider stopping with that ironic xD thing. i dont care if youre quoting an exaggerated version of the person you dislike, you need to stop.
>>340541736
pls more dad 76
>>340542204
>>340541369
I know what it is, it's used by speshul snoflaek girls who think bieng a slut is """cute""" but then act all coy and shy when it comes to actually fucking
>>340542157
Uh, EVERYTHING is about gender and race, sir.
>>340542263
No, it's used by hypno-faggot sissies on /gif/. If I had to attach that gif to a place it wouldn't be tumblr, it'd be /gif/ because /gif/ regularly has threads comprised entirely of "hypno" gifs like that
>>340542282
>people don't want to be labeled
>label themselves by their gender and sexuality
>>340542157
My point being is none of this meme will ever exist if somehow dva was a guy
In fact the people here would be assblasted because its too unrealistc for a gaymur to even compete in this overwatch game
But they made an exception bcuz dva is grill
Gremlin Dva is made funnier by how shit she is in the actual game. Like i love to play her and zoomzoom around but fuck is the no damage meme truth incarnate
>>340542535
No one cares about your gender politics
>>340542535
>My point being is none of this meme will ever exist if somehow dva was a guy
because than the connection would be much less likely to make
>In fact the people here would be assblasted because its too unrealistc for a gaymur to even compete in this overwatch game
Yet there's been plenty of shitposting about a girl being the best at a game to begin with. Besides the other professional famous person is a fucking DJ or something, his line of work doesn't even feature any sort of simulation of a battle field.
>>340539176
It's shitty. filters don't fix how 10 overwatch threads effectively kill discussion on slower good vidya threads. literally impossible to discuss some games on /v/ now because overshit getting bumped repeatedly sends slow threads to the archive lickity split
gremlin d.va is the best meme!
>>340543067
Hello, newfriend
>>340543067
>literally impossible to discuss some games on /v/ now
you mean like /v/ always is?
>>340542791
>>340542540
man this is legit the cutest thing to ever come out of overwatch fandom. why is little d.va so adorable? bonus points for caring daddy 76
She's the number onr star craft player in the world she doesn't get that way from being socially outgoing
>>340542639
>not charging into people
>not aiming for their heads
You can kill every healer in the game in under two seconds, most tanks in three if you play her right. The fact that they're giving her even more damage or armor is fucking nuts to me.
Nice game shills. Zero gameplay discussion on /v/, instead we got 8+ threads at all times discussing the latest memes and waifus of overwatch.
>>340544438
desu aiming with DVA is pretty difficult to me because of her terrible speed while firing. You can't strafe to correct your aiming like with anyone else.
>>340544724
So its like /v/ every time a big game is released?
>Literally has Korean on her suit
>SHES JAPANESE
This is bait right?
>>340544594
The bots fucking in the background is what makes this.
>>340544724
All the gameplay discussion happens on /vg/. /v/ has been /memes/ for years now.
>>340537993
>this desserve a thread
>>>/vg/
>>340544724
You're right, we should go back to 8 fucking DaSIII threads where all they do is bitch about poise and jerk off to NPCs because reasons.
>>340544838
Those are quite clearly japanese characters, you faggot
>>340544724
You just described every thread after an anticipated game is released. This shit is nothing new, mang.
>arr rook same
On another note, does D.Va have lines about thanking subscribers/donations during battle?
>>340541507
ugh, I just noticed she's making pic related.
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
>>340537993
because it's funny
you still have your porn of her to jack it to; let us have our humor
>>340545414
#usgamers #wifeymaterial
>>340537993
This is one of the funniest new memes on /v/. fuck off nigger.
>>340545414
you know, it was funny when it was a drawing of that
seeing real life pictures of it just turns my stomach
I love the cuteification of NEET garbage
Literally disposable human trash, so cute!!!!!!!
>>340541507
This one is actually funny
How old is D.Va exactly?
This is important information..
>>340545414
So people really drink mountain dew? It tastes like shitty bargain brand lime soda. Why not drink Sprite instead?
>>340545821
Why ah u so angry?
>>340545912
Caffeine
>>340538737
She is
>>340545821
It's like people who used to glorify hermits/monks, except those weren't retarded, socially disabled sacks of worthless shit
>>340545936
Don't reply to me, leech
>>340545912
Because Mountain Dew tastes better than Sprite you fucking nigger
>>340545912
Yeah, plenty of folks in burgerland still drink it.Baja Blast Mountain Dew is the only one I drink anymore though.
>>340545912
Because it tastes unique to me, it also comes in a variety of flavors not available elsewhere
half the time as D.Va I feel fucking invincible, and the other half I feel like she's made of tissue paper. what gives?
>>340541131
This shit predates tumblr
>>340545912
i drink the pineapple mango energy drink ones. its pretty good and also a lot of caffeine without the weird fake sugar taste normal soda has
>>340545854
Why does it matter, she's a fucking vidya gaem
>>340546179
Probably because of good D.va players and bad D.va players
>>340542353
Pisses me off because I'm into erotic hypno and that shit ain't ven close to actual hypnosis
Also fuck all the sissies that have overrun the genre
>>340544645
>>340545635
>>340546145
Please, please, PLEASE Umaru fags, kill yourselves
>>340546752
...wat?
>>340546869
Not that anon, but most hypno porn revolves around male sissification for some reason instead of female humiliation
>>340541037
Man I haven't even seen half of those originals before.
>>340547038
i think it's just that /gif/ is a really gay board
>>340544153
>>340547038
Meh. Female humiliation hidden behind hypnosis isn't even worth it anyway. Who cares how much a woman humiliates herself if she was never in control. During the act she will have ahegao style bravado, and ahegao is literally the worst.
I wish everyone who likes ahegao would just... just... focus all of their content on one website so I would never have to see it again, but they could continue to enjoy it.
>>340547654
You don't want these problems, bitch
>>340547990
>>340547038
That's because /gif/ is full of faggots.
Daily gay threads, interracial threads, shemales, cuck porn, sissy hypno, sissy stuff, etc...
I'd know since I'm a faggot too.
>>340547990
exhentai.org/g/854818/5497e99d84/
exhentai.org/g/854815/4193bb1371/
exhentai.org/g/854817/271424c096/
exhentai.org/g/854816/5ab70b906d/
>>340548532
I'm at work right now but rest assured I'll be going to this later Anon.
>>340548518
I finally got this comicshe confused the hour hand with the minute hand right?
>>340548532
Is Linda backlisted from sadpanda? I haven't see a new release in a long time now.
>>340547654
I'd do it just to cleanse you off this world
>>340548532
>misc
>prohibited content
huh
Honestly Spaghetti Titties from the hamster girl show is pretty hot
>>340547318
>>340548416
It's not just /gif/, that shit is everywhere. I'm just into light femdom and the general feeling of hypnosis and what it gan give you but the sissy shit is unavoidable. It's like having /d/ fetishes but hating futa, you're constantly dodging dicks in your porn where you don't want them.
Some people like "Samantha" Bandler even slip it into other videos to try to get you hooked on it.
Always check your hypno files beforehand folks. It's not like cartoons where they can make you do stuff against your will but over time they can condition you to think it's a good idea to do stuff.
>>340548738
Not that anon but, no. That comic isn't showing the first two panels where she hates the bird that pops out. So she's gotta wait until 12 again.
>>340548738
You're overthinking this
>>340548952
So you're saying people are secretly conspiring to sissify males?Because that's my fetish.
Well, what the fuck did I do?
>>340549348
fuck off forever you manwhale
>>340538557
>>340538627
>>340539049
>>340540121
>>340541507
>>340541736
>>340542639
>>340543520
>>340544645
>>340545635
>>340546145
fucking kill yourself retard
>>340542540
>>340542791
these ones are kinda cute tho
>>340549097
Well it's a good punchline as well, she said that at 2 o'clock and is waiting until 8 o'clock
>>340549017
Thanks for explaining
>>340549538
El oh el.
>>340549076
IT'S HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
>>340549538
dumb frogposter
>>340547654
I regret making this webm
>>340549348
Yes
Youtube Samantha Bandler, find a comfy chair and watch some totaly straight hypnosis videos :^)
>>340537993
Time to start the gremlin dump
>>340548532
Are these part of secret club content?
>>340549076
>Green skin
>not using a green spray
>>340550328
>He can't into sad panda
>>340537993
because it's funny and cute
stay mad, chad
>>340550746
I'm not talking about panda here m8. You are the one that cannot into panda if you don't know about inner secret clubs.
So this is how overwatch buried battleborn. The memes are just too strong. Honestly kinda want to get it after seeing all them
But how's the gameplay? I like to roll support since my aim isn't too good anymore in pvp are there many supporting options to play as? Do you constantly switch character like q class or main like a moba?
>>340550328
I just googled linda english doujin gehentai and changed the url to exhentai
>>340550997
>So this is how overwatch buried battleborn. The memes are just too strong.
It's the same strategy that will get Trump in the white house.
>>340550997
actually overwatch is just a much better game
there is plenty of supports
you can switch charcthers whenever you want but more often then not most characters can counter most others
>>340550660
>profaning gremlin D.Va with this disgusting heteronormative relationship
You sicken me.
Now post some more lesbians making out.
>>340537993
Says the guy who probably posts PharaxMercy threads every single day.
99% of Overwatch fan content is terrible and embarrassing.
>>340551129
Is it hard counters with lots of counter picking or what?
>>340551379
it can be but its not the most necessary thing in the world
>>340541131
>>340541369
>>340546239
>tumblr
When and how the fuck did "good girls" become tumblr?
>>340551195
Fucking faggot
>>340550997
The memes are supreme.
For so long have companies wondered what's the best way to develop a loyal fanbase over a product that will look over its flaws and defend it against anything.
The memes were the answer all along, they are the logical conclusion to marketing.
You no longer need to spend three times your budget in marketing, you just need to make dank memes and people will eat it up.
Control the memes and you control the people.
What does genji do, from a niche filling standpoint that tracer doesn't do better? Other than having an ultimate that's better at changing the game?
>>340537993
Because her canon personality is boring as shit. OW team couldn't write their way out of a wet paper bag.
>Is so great at starcraft guys
>She's so great
>And also that means she's good at piloting robots
>And she streams her shooting people to death because that's a trendy thing to do.
>"I'M A GRRL GAMER"
>>340551404
Noooooo! Stop it! Stop posting objectively bad art!
>>340551497
This one is a little better.
>>340551558
http://youtu.be/XYcX7nu_bBA
This
>>340551558
More vertical mobility, better at punishing ranged classes who play bad.
>>340551497
this is now a 76 thread
>>340545414
>ugh
>>340551558
Genji is to Tracer what Mei is to Mccree.
Tracer/Mccree have more pure damage.
Genji/Mei have more utility and mobility.
But in a game where damage is usually king (because your tanks and supports bring all the utility you need), well you can see why Genji is usually skipped. In pug land though, Genji is fun!
>>340551558
if you use his reflect correctly you can reflect a ton of damage
long rang spam, tracer has to get close genji works better at medium range, he can climb walls and kill widowmaker easier because of that and his reflect.
its more reactive instead of an active playstyle
>>340551648
fuk u yurifag
.
>>340551195
76XMercy is OTPBut you're right, Hana should be raised by a more dysfunctional family. I want her to be raised by Uncle Roadhog and Uncle Junkrat in America's new favorite sitcom.
>>340551932
Don't bully Reaper
>>340552059
GRUNT
>>340552059
Err you fucked up with the color swatches on the side, anon.
>>340551195
Nah
>>340552153
I'd watch it
>>340537993
newfag, please go back.
4chan has always been a hive of memes. We are the " le wwacky japanese NEET xD!!1!111!!"s that make jokes about "le mountain dew and doritoes" and have been since 2003.
Instead, we get newshit like yourself coming here and thinking "Lol 4chan hates memes right? I'd better pretend to hate memes so I fit in"
No, you are wrong. We hate unfunny memes. Doritos will always be hilarious. Please go back.
>>340552191
no
>>340552191
Austistic and self-conscious Reaper is probably my favorite Overwatch meme next to Dad76. It feels like wasted potential.
Meanwhile D.Va gremlin is starting to feel forced now and is losing its luster.
>>340552380
>>340551558
Genji is terrifying in good arms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZeZATcLiPQ
>>340552420
Savage
>>340552153
Holy shit, yes.
>never played OW
I just see her as a EVA rip off
>>340549538
>frogposter
Why am I not suprised?
>>340552380
>>340538737
>if I post this epic reaction face people will take me seriously
check this 6
>>340552625
She kind of is a ripoff of Asuka in terms of personality and overall design; wouldn't surprise me if she had similar mommy and mental issues, either.
>>340537993
>>340549538
>frogposting
you can fuck right off, nigger
>>340550997
It's not a mobe. It's TF2 but with more characters meaning you have more choice. Support is a very viable class, even moreso with a good team of friends
>>340552516
So is tracer.
>>340552857
>friends
Let's assume I don't have any, is it still fun?
>>340552153
Junkrat and Roadhog Crazy Adventures miniseries when.
>>340552770
I don't get it.
>>340552770
ouch
>>340547654
I regret making this webm.
>>340552974
As much as a solo moba
>>340552792
>Asuka
lol, she's Mari.
I don't like all the family stuff. They're mercs, not relatives.
>>340552974
>having no friends
This meme is way overdone
>>340553115
Eh. All the fluff left around the levels shows that Overwatch got along like a family, and cared about each other.
>>340551195
Just go into /owg/, posting Mercy x Pharah triggers the fuck out of everyone.
At some point in 4chan's history /u/ became tumblr apparently.
Reminder that Mercy is a slut, who slept with entire cast, including Winston and Zenyatta.
>>340547990
I miss this pasta
>>340553131
>he thinks people with social lives browse 4chin
Found the normalfag
>>340553115
>"They tore our family apart!"
Sure, man. Whatever you say
>all of this D.VA gremlin shit with Dad76, Pharmercy or whatever the fuck it's called and so on, but
>fucking nothing
>NOTHING
>with Genji
Genji was literally spoiled and arrogant gamer trash in his youth, how come people haven't done comics of the two talking shit to each other at DDR or anything like that?
Overwatch threads could at least have "Overwatch" in them all the time, so I could filter everything.
>>340553324
Because no one gives a shit about a guy that plays games
>>340553114
Nah, unlike Mari, D.Va has a huge, competitive ego and believes she's self-important. Not to mention her hairstyle is similar to Asuka's.
I hope it gets meme'd to death, you faggoty overwatchfags.
>>340553324
Genji bangs Zenyatta
>>340553232
It probably had to do with waifufags and those pushing the amputee headcanon before even tumbleh latched on.
>>340553232
Man, don't even talk to me about /u/. It's such a fucking shithole. All I want to do is masturbate to cute anime girls fucking cute anime girls, but everything on that board has to be about an agenda now.
>>340553115
They were a ragtag group of oddity mercs that obviously formed bonds with each other over time. It would make sense for some of them to consider others to be close friends or family. The interactions with each other sort of proves that.
>>340552726
This bukkake of Overwatch memes is killing my sides
>>340552380
This is bait but I believe it
>>340553524
Same, but evidently a straight man enjoying two 30+ year old women enjoy each other is tumblr as well.
How do you win.
>Draw a white girl
>Call her Korean
>>340553270
Literally everyone has friends. I know some asocial people, and they still have at the very least one or two good friends. So really, this meme is just stupid.
>>340553324
>arrogant gamer trash in his youth
No that faggot was going to parties and being an enormous cakeboi.
>>340553473
Doesn't mean he can't play the asshole older brother role with gremllin D.Va.
>>340552662
Every time I see this chimp I can't stop laughing because of this
>google translate
>Somali to English
>"uga buga nooga luga"
EVOLVED SOMALIAN CONFIRMED
>>340547654
I regret making this webm desu.
>>340553703
I literally have 0 friends unless you count my wife. Fuck off normie.
>>340553324
Is it possible to phrases to buttons? Does this game even give us access to a dev console?
>>340553703
Way to make assumptions faggot.
>>340553292
Not everyone playable is from old overwatch. For example, pharah wasn't, her mom was.
>>340553820
>having a wife
Fuck off yourself since you think that exempts you from being a normalfag.
>>340553828
What? Post the whole thing!
>>340553884
>to bind phrases
>>340553820
I have a wife, but also past school friends and work friends. And by work friends, I mean people I know, who I play Overwatch with but wouldnt necessarily invite home. Yes those counts too you know. They dont need to be close friends.
>>340553820
>No friends
>Have wife
How
>>340553828
>only posting the set up
Bulk and Skull are cutest couple.
Yes or No?
>>340553975
It's just Toblerone being a perv
>>340553704
who the fuck would think to parody a conversation between Michael and Trevor from GTA V
>>340554018
Maybe they moved recenty?
>>340553954
Pharah implies she still grew up around Overwatch, just didn't get to see her mom that often.
>"You know, Reinhardt, I used to have a poster of you on my wall.."
>"I REMEMBER THAT POSTER. MY HAIR WAS AMAZING"
>>340542204
>>340554134
That's because Overwatch were celebrities you numb nuts. Pharah's mum didn't bring her to work defending the world from super terrorists
>>340553975
>>340554048
t-theres a full version?SHOW ME
>>340545414
Eating that probably takes years out of your life.
>>340554134
Mercy tells Pharah her mother wanted her to follow in her footsteps
Soldier 76 tells Pharah her mother would have been proud of her, but Pharah says he didn't know he very well then
When are we getting Pharah's mother as a character.
>>340550660
Single Dad 76 seem like a better pair than this.
Something about him raising gremlin D.VA by himself is just 10 time better
>>340553703
I'm pretty sure I don't, just acquaintances.
>>340554351
you can't play dead people.
>>340554278
Here is the punchline
>>340554351
Weren't people predicting that Sombra (or whatever) would be her mom in disguise?
>>340554270
Well, Pharah isn't technically part of Overwatch. The old group (Reinhardt, Torb, 76, Mercy, Genji, Tracer, McCree and Winston) were literally a family of sorts.
>>340554363
Probably, but it doesnt stop them from meeting up on discord and having a full group going every evening. I wonder if we'll still do this in our 40s
>>340553703
I don't have any thanks to my anxiety.
>>340550314
That Dilf belt buckle
>>340554351
Jack also makes a comment about Pharah having her mother's aim if she downs a mid-air opponent.
>>340554359
Not many people will realize that.
>>340552162
I still want to see someone draw 76 saying that line while driving a mobility scooter and honking. Waving his gun like a cane is optional.
>>340554515
You forgot Liaothen again so did Blizzard.
I want to throw D.Va into a Seoul bar house and watch her get sold into prostitution like most Korean girls her age do
>>340553704
No, when he wasn't being a yazuka playboy and fucking girls (or guys, whatever) in his spare time, he was living the wealthy NEET life by eating ramen and playing video games, like going to the Hanamura arcade or whatever.
>>340554515
So 76 aged fine. Do we have any explanation for why Torbjorn and Rein haven't seemed to age at all?
Also, should Mccree be there, I thought he learned from Reaper AFTER Reaper went to the black unit thing.
>>340554515
> old overwatch is "like a family"
> almost none of the fan pairings are between old overwatch members
>>340554359
Probably because he's technically "dead" he can't go back to >>340551827F-fucking onions man
>>340554737
>NEET life
>When he had ninja training
That instantly disqualifies him from neetdom.
>>340545912
It tastes nothing at all like Sprite, and sprite is just a shit version of 7up
>>340554515
The fact that Mercy knew Pharah's mother just makes the ship that much hotter to me.
>>340554740
Yeah McCree should be there. Reaper going chicano was like 5 to six years before the game. McCree was with Blackwatch something that Gabriel Reyes ran but he left before Reyes had his little tantrum.
>>340554740
Reyes was already part of Blackwatch, hence the Blackwatch uniform. I don't know, maybe he was there for the ceremony because McCree helped train Tracer, Genji and Winston with Reyes or something.