What's the game where I can wield the most powerful sword?
>>340532806
anything where you can use a katana
>>340532993
>>340532806
Source?
>>340534976
Gee, I wonder what that story is about the sword in the stone that no one can remove.
>>340535271
Muramasa and the fairy prince?
>>340534976
Just google Excalibur like
>>340535271
said. I'm sure you'll find it right away.
>>340534976
Lord of the Rings
>>340532806
Metal Gear Rising.
Wield the grey fox sword and cut through everything.
EVERYTHING.the game isn't much with it
>>340535451
Dat ain't Excalibur
>>340535271
nobody remembers the old legends m8, whites aren't allowed to have them anymore
:)
>>340535271
I meant the name of the of the movie you dimp
>>340535749
/tv/ here yes it is retard
>>340535749
Yes it is, shitwit.
>>340537836
>>340538048
Sword in the Stone isn't Excalibur.
>>340538095
Are you fucking retarded? The movie is fucking Excalibur.
What in thread this going onis even?
>>340538442
Then the movie is named wrong, that anon is right.
Sword in the stone gives Arthur the right to be king. Excalibur is given by the lady of the lake when he is already king.
>>340532806
But that's Caliburn, the Sword in the Stone. That's not the most powerful sword - Excalibur is.
>>340537649
Zardoz
>>340538095
Good for you. The movie is Excalibur. /v/ used to be all fucking over it like three months ago, so you're at least that new.
>>340540001
>>340540853
>>340538095
Hey fuck heads, you know there are multiple versions of this legend, and since its a legend there is not "True" account. So calm your fucking autism.
>>340540001
>>340540853
>The sorcerer Merlin retrieves Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake for Uther Pendragon
The very first line of the plot summary from wikipedia.
>>340540853
excalibur and caliburn are the same thing you fool
see you in fall semester, mike
>>340540853
the movie just combined the two for the sake of not having two swords
>>340540853
There are many versions of the legend, but nice to see a fatefag on /v/.
>>340532806
Why not just smash the boulder with a hammer instead of trying to pull out the sword?
>>340532806
Xenoblade Chronicles
>>340542712
I wouldn't get in that water, fuck that.
>>340532806
That one Castlevania game. But you don't play as king Arthur so Excalibur is stuck in the stone still.
>>340542894
I remember there being some game where a guy failed to pull a legendary sword from a rock, so he just took the sword and the rock and used it like a hammer
Forget what it was though
>>340543043
Your loss buddy
>>340543187
Was a weapon in Castlevania. I want to say Symphony of the Night but I might be wrong.
>>340543106
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
I think a few other games have done that joke though too.
>>340532993
>katana
The most powerful sword is the Einhander, weeaboo nerd
>>340542894
C'mon man it's magic you know that won't work.
Either the boulder is now indestructible or a certain amount of rock is never going to come off the sword.
>>340532806
Baldurs Gate
>>340542915
muhnado
Anyone got the Excalibur grid, or whatever you call it?
>>340546101
![4513324-galaxy+sword[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZnROhBa.jpg "4513324-galaxy+sword[1].png")
>>340532806
No game yet sorry.
>>340532806
this movie is a fucking masterpiece, i could watch Mordred and Arthur's fight a million times because of the photography alone
>>340546180
Thanks a lot, I've been searching the archives but couldnt find it.
>>340546180
there's so many more shots you could put in there too
literally every frame a painting
Z.W.E.I.H.A.N.D.E.R.
>>340547868
I love how after ALttP shows how fucking samey Zelda is
>Go get that thing
>Get 3 stones, get Master Sword
>Dark World/second world/time-skip/whatever
>go get 3 more stones
>go fight final boss
This is why Majora's Mask was the last amazing 3D Zelda, it didn't follow this formula. I'm tired of playing ALttP for the 12th time
>>340548602
>Go get that thing
>Get 3 stones, get Master Sword
>Dark World/second world/time-skip/whatever
>go get 3 more stones
>go fight final boss
>go get 3 more stones
>3 more stones
>3
I fucking HATE how every zelda since alttp has been decreasing the dungeon count. I blame OoT and MM for starting it.
If albw had some actual difficulty to its dungeons I would be less mad.
>>340548852
I'm just hoping Zelda U fucking drops the Master Sword and brings back sword upgrades along with Zelda 1 style dungeons.
AKA: Every Dungeon is available from the start and you can do them in any order
>>340543208
>Kill some eldritch horror thing
>Get excalibur
That entire portion of the game was just weird. Fun, but weird.
>>340548574
Memehander. Slow piece of fuck I seriously think people shilling STR builds are trolls or something.
>>340549118
>AKA: Every Dungeon is available from the start and you can do them in any order
The raft and ladder disagree.
I think alttp is the closest we can hope for, I would love something like 1 again but theres still world progression like the hookshot in it so they arent too far off from each other. Also alttp has the best arsenal once you get all the items and upgrades.
I think we all know for a fact the three tutorial dungeons will always be a part of the game. Fucking dumb.
>>340543187
It's a sword in Dungeons of dreadmore, don't bother it's shit.
>>340548852
>>340549118
Why would they deviate from their most successful formula?
>>340549385
STR is the only way to play DaS1 and 2. 3 its garbage sadly
>>340549191
Huh?
You have to prove you possess the five chivalric virtues to get Aerondight, you need to demonstrate Geralt can do good deeds, not just kill a monster.
I love Excalibur. It's so overdramatic and wonderful. I should stream it for /tv/ sometimes soon.
>>340532806
Are they in Crucifixion Woods?
I'm a fucking sucker for sword and shield shit. I even sat through death stalker and the sorceress or whatever the fuck that title was.
Any more good sword and shield 80s stuff?
>>340549546
>3 its garbage sadly
Dork swordlet detected
What is butchy?
What is Eleonora?
Heck, the zwei still smacks down scrubs left and right in 3.
>>340550171
Theres no reason to when the dps is shit.
I still beat the game using ol bessie (greatsword) but it wasnt nearly as fun. Also I cant get into replaying it so trying other builds hasnt worked either.
>>340550167
do you mean good good or 'fucking terrible but enjoyable' good?
ya know because after the huge hit of Conan EVERYONE was pumping out those movies for the VHS market (same with millions of Mad Max clones)
>>340550332
>dps
>DPS
>DEE PEE ESS
>In a game where a successful parry means you're dead kiddo
Also you must realize the singleplayer is only difficult for the first run. NG/new builds are a cakewalk with ANY weapon.
>>340550343
I guess both, seeing as I saw Deathstalker.
>>340550167
Beastmaster
Flesh + Blood
Ladyhawke
Willow
Conan the Destroyer
Krull
Dragonslayer
>>340550670
>playing online
Two different games honestly. I prefer all of froms RPGs as a solo experience without messages everywhere. Crawling through each area slowly searching for secrets.
Lack of level skips/sequence breaks makes 3 less appealing to me.
>>340550167
i am extremely doubtful but many reviews (often negative) of the Warcraft movie say it's 'too much' like an 80's sword and sorcery movie.
Still have no desire to see it for shit graphics and dindu orcs of course
>The 80s era of "We got some swords and costumes, let's make a fantasy flick in the woods" will never return
Doing a marathon of those with some pals is so cozy.
>>340549623
You can get Aerondight in 3? I haven't played the expansions yet, but I remember that being the best sword in the first game and being able to import it into 2
>>340550167
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sword_and_sorcery_films#1980s
>>340552005
Ohh you meant in the first game where you kill Dagon, no in Witcher 3 you actually have to prove you are full chivalrous to get the sword
>>340552048
IT'S THE BARBARIAN BROS!!!
>>340550167
watch the black angel short film, its kind of weird but it scratches the itch
>>340547868
Wind Waker is a fucking joke, I don't care what anyone says.
>>340534976
Ive watched Excalibur multiple time and i don't remember it looking this good, is this a remake or something?
>>340553987
wat
![Excalibur.1981.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous_.mp4_snapshot_02.01.35_[2015.05.26_21.10.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/no3vm2n.jpg "Excalibur.1981.1080p.BluRay.x264.anoXmous_.mp4_snapshot_02.01.35_[2015.05.26_21.10.54].jpg")
>>340553987
Uh, I'm gonna assume you watched on VHS or old DVD because these are from the Blu-Ray from a few years back.
>>340554075
Either ive watched a really bad copy or this was made in the 90s or im just simply high as a kite.
>>340554217
yeah that's it.
>>340553987
>remake
If it were remade which character would be black I wonder?
>>340543106
>magicka
>find the excalibur in some guys garden
>just take the stone as well
fuck I love that game
>>340554826
I cant decide whether to laugh or be disappointed because I know you're right.
>>340554826
>>340554826
>>340554957
Guy Ritchie is making a King Arthur movie (starring Charlie Hunnam) and Pellinore is black, plus some other nignog.
>>340546180
too much bloom
>>340554967
![HnK 65.avi_snapshot_12.31_[2015.10.06_08.38.06].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G7XDcm2.jpg "HnK 65.avi_snapshot_12.31_[2015.10.06_08.38.06].jpg")
>>340554967
>it's real
>>340547868
>tfw when you can your buddies compare wieners and you're wind waker
>>340554967
I wonder how this went over financially. Usually these things tank because nobody, hardly even niggers, want to watch ugly monkey looking nigger shows.
>>340555737
Once Upon a Time is basically exclusively watched by fat tumblrites so I imagine the target audience was very pleased.
>>340555128
BIG GUYS CONFIRMED
>>340554967
Jedi Knight.
>>340546180
What movie?
>>340555805
Sure, but how much money is in that? Most normies are turned off by this shit. The only reason the new Star Wars did so well is because of the brand name, and even that would do better with an Aryan MC
>>340555975
Dark Souls live action coming next year
>>340556007
It has five seasons so I assume it's pretty successful. I'm sorry it's not conforming to your worldview but we can always just pretend they're running it at a loss for laughs.
>>340556040
Can I get a real answer?
It looks pretty interesting
>>340554957
Oh shit that meme
I used to see it all the time at 9gag
>>340556174
learn to read threads before asking stupid shit
>>340556174
>anyone got the Excalibur grid
Come on dude
>>340555930
>>340554967
What the hell is going on
>>340556174
excalibur, 1981, great movie
>>340554967
Come the fuck on, what were you expecting? OUAT is basically Kingdom Hearts, only with tumblr instead of weeb.
>>340555128
Is that who I think it is back there?
Wow he's even in King Arthur's court
>>340546180
What games feel like Excalibur?
>>340555930
i watched some episodes on tv and always thought she was a slave
>>340546180
cinêmà tögraphÃqüè
>>340546797
I can't watch that show anymore because I know nothing they do can top this.
>>340555128
>it's a cockney thug episode
>>340557117
Probably Mountain Blade and that Medieval first person brawler.
>>340532806
Ginormo Sword.
>>340555128
>The young Arthur runs the back passages of Londonium with his crew, not knowing his royal lineage until he grabs Excalibur. Instantly confronted by the sword’s influence, Arthur is forced to make up his mind.[further explanation needed] Joining the rebellion[further explanation needed] and an enigmatic young woman named Guinevere, he must learn to address her and eventually understand her magic weapon, deal with his demons and unite the people to defeat the dictator Vortigern, the man who murdered his parents and stole his crown to become king
>>340542397
>believing watery tarts
Friendly reminder that the Sword in the Stone is not Excalibur and that Arthur was a 14 year old girl.
>>340544047
>not carsomyr
nice try
>>340557542
The true King Arthur is a blue hedgehog you faggot!
>>340543187
It was one of the Shadow Hearts games, its was some ninja-cosplayer or something+
Never played the game but I remember that much
>>340550343
>same with millions of Mad Max clones
I'd be extremely grateful if you could name a few. Sounds like it could be fun viewing.
>>340557118
iirc she was pulled into nobility and wasn't born of it
>>340557475
>The young Arthur runs the back passages of Londonium with his crew
has Guy Ritchie ever directed a movie that didn't feature British thug chads who stink of beer and piss and get up in everyone's face?
>>340553694
WW is the true zelda, the magnum opus
![HnK 11.avi_snapshot_16.19_[2015.10.05_11.27.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kuogP4e.jpg "HnK 11.avi_snapshot_16.19_[2015.10.05_11.27.25].jpg")
>>340557981
https://archive.is/LiTtY
http://madmaxmovies.com/mad-max-imitations/index.html
Blue Blood Sword in Demons Souls or the last sword you get in Onimusha.
>>340554967
They are remaking Black Knight?
>>340543208
>>340549623
Haven't gotten around to Witcher 3. THIS HAPPENS AGAIN?
After I sold Aerondight to the first fucking merchant I ran into for some cobbled together meteor sword at the start of Witcher 2? That's just dumb.
>>340532806
The Zweihander? Just play Dark Souls
>>340549191
>>340549623
if you import a save from a previous game you only have to fight the hermit , if you dont you have to do some serious questing
>>340559225
You can get it again yeah. They even throw in a joke about how people trashed it because it scales so poorly. Luckily this time it's actually a good sword and you probably won't throw it away provided you use it enough.
>>340558874
Has there ever been a plausibly accurate Arthur movie about the Welsh king near modern Devonshire defending against the pagan Saxon invaders around the year 500?
>>340559609
they tried with that dogshit Clive Owen movie and we know how that turned out
>>340559681
Never did see that one.
>>340559760
just watch it to fap to early 2000's Keira
>>340532993
>>340543514
>They just keep taking the bait
>>340559872
She looks good without her teeth bared. Not sure I ever remember seeing her like that.
>>340532993
I know this is bait but I unironically love people who are super into katanas. It never fails to crack me the fuck up
Dark Souls III has some crazy shit.
Killing Yhorm with the Storm Ruler feels badass. Like Yhorm is this giant awesome monster who's been built up since the opening cutscene and you bring your claymore down one time and he's on his knees.
>>340557538
Now i gotta watch it again
>>340558985
why do Italians love Mad Max and Mad Max accessories so much?
>>340546953
>>340532806
The cinematography is stunning but the dialogue is awful even for it's time.
>>340560776
that's bullshit, maybe in the first like five minutes or so but as it goes on almost every line is beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1MuvvS_xSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5yRi1jgOlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE9fN89Jc0Y
>>340560453
>what the fuck is that ugly motherfucker
>>340554826
It's already been decided
Every day I look at this image and wonder when I will get to post it next. Every time could be the last.
>>340561054
The delivery of the dialogue is so jarring that it detracts from the overall experience for many people that see it imo
>>340542712
this is fucking wrong, the lady of the lake and the sword in the stone uses the same fucking sword, it's just later on. Lady in the lake gave the sword to merlin anyway, not arthur. He gave it to Uther who the was shown what he did in the OP
>>340560776
Oh shit I remember watching this in high school.
>tfw you will never be Lancelot
>>340554967
gg
>>340561189
>Doesn't know video games
>Is on a video game board
You seem to be in the right place friend, enjoy your stay!
>>340532806
Fable.
>>340556007
Why do you care? Just continue playing shit jap games and browsing /v/ and ignore shit you don't like.
>>340550343
source?
>Lady of the Lake grants me the legendary sword in TW1 after befriending her and proving myself worthy
>also I fucked her
>I sell it in TW2 for some gold pieces because game mechanics
>Lady of the Lake returns the legendary sword to me in TW3, saying I have always been one worthy of the blade
>Also tells me not to lose it again
You know, people go on and on about how bad the combat in TW3 is, but it's moments like these that make me love it, not the combat. Its a good series, with great world building, that didn't fuck things up too badly along the way. Just imagine if the Mass Effect series had as much success in maintaining the story, characters, and world.
>>340562737
How "bad" is that combat though? It's playable, right?
>>340554826
Probably Sir Moriaen, the black Moor who first appeared in the mid-1200s and predates Malory's Le Morte d'Arthur by centuries.
>>340553987
BlueRay edition.
There is no cgi in it and barely any "quality" moments either so it looks pretty damn good, doubled up for the high detailed 16:9 camera they used and good costumes.
The movie did a lot of things right which made it timeless.
>>340563415
HOL UP
>>340563690
SMACKS LIPS
>>340563821
WUZ
>>340563925
KNIGHTZ AND SHIET
>>340557117
The first Dark Souls.
>>340561219
idris elba plays a lot of magic niggas doesn't he?
>>340564209
Yeah this, actually that's why I first played DaS1 since somebody on /tv/ told me it's like Excalibur
>>340564209
Dark souls is actually good
>>340540853
Please refrain from using fate/stay night as historical literature.
>>340564346
The fuck is that
>>340543187
Magicka, apparently it's more common than I thought though
Well duh, it's Excalibur2.
>>340561219
>Maggie
WHY GREETINGS FAIR DAMSEL, AND FORSOOTH THINE ART FAIR INDEED
I possess the seven star precious sword! Who would dare to say they have a blade of such worth?
>>340562987
It's playable just not really interesting.
>>340532806
>using the sword when you could BE the sword
> ctrl + f "monster hunter"
> 0 results
What is wrong with you people.
Also, for those interested I strongly recommend getting the two art books for MH3U. There's so much content in it, best art books I've ever bought.
>>340565803
INDEED
What's the correct reading order for Arthurian legend?
All I've read is Morte d'Arthur, the Once and Future King trilogy, and occasionally poking around Idylls of the King.
There was a really good /lit/ thread like two days before the Archive went down.
>>340554967
THERE WAS ACTUALLY LIKE 3 FUCKING MIDDLE EASTERN KNIGHTS IN THE REAL KING ARTHUR LEGEND WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DO THIS BULLSHIT
>>340566992
There really is no reading order since it's not like this is a modern book series or anything. You also seem to have hit all of the most important stuff with the exception of Geoffrey's Historia and if you want Chrétien's romances. I guess there's the Welsh autism but I couldn't stand that sheepfucker shit full of retarded garbage like a dude whose superpower is his beard wrapping around the ceiling beams. If you want more 'modern' (19th century) works there's Howard Pyle's and Robert Lancelyn Green's stuff I guess.
>>340556543
This. These idiots dont know anything about the show and just want to cry about a Black guy in armor.
>>340567416
This.
One of the major characters of the Tristan arc was a Saracen knight who offered to convert if Iseult would marry him.
>>340567416
To SJW 'people of color' = niggers, because not only were they kangs but are still slaves today being whipped by Zimmerman and Trump on the plantations
>>340566496
>sharpness : -10%
>affinity: sharpness bar
???
>>340567591
I don't know why I laughed at that picture but I did.
Simple eastern swords are infinitely better than these massive clunky turds
>>340567591
How about the fact that not only Lancelot is a gorilla but King Arthur is written as a villain to justify all his treasonous actions so that he's a literal dindu?
>>340554967
HIM A GOOD BOI
>>340567790
Again, idiot, have you actually watched that show?
Its literally live action Kingdom Hearts, who gives living fuck what they do with ANY character. Are you really going to spend energy complaining about something like that? Do you bitch at F/SNfags too?
>>340567520
Thanks brev.
>>340568196
>Do you bitch at F/SNfags too?
Type Moon is dogshit but it honestly makes more effort to actually know about the legends in which it's based than this tumblr show meant for fat landwhales to stroke their meat flaps to because they want the BBC.
>>340567685
is okay iv ve been laughing for the past three minutes
>>340568465
>its ok because I can fap to it
>>340566992
it's worth reading the scholarly articles and documentaries about how Arthur affected western society and how the legends evolved over the centuries too, there are Cambridge and Oxford Arthurian guides that examine a lot of stuff in depth and shed some light on the subtext like how Mallory wrote Le Morte D'Arthur because he was sick and disgusted with the state of England in the War of Roses.
Here's a good one narrated by Keifer's dad who has a smooth as fuck voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ33aci39Zk
>>340551049
>>340551513
>>340552048
>>340552992
thanks bros.
>>340567678
google images a shit brah
>>340568932
I wonder if there's a fanfiction of Cervantes meeting Mallory somewhere. Based on the little blurb at the front of the book, they seem very similar.
>>340563620
>MP holy grail
To think this movie was film with less budget that a shoetring and with a drunk actor on set and we still crack jokes from the movie.
>>340562681
The Sword and the Sorcerer.
>>340569216
Cervantes despised knight errantry because he was injured during his military career
Malory was a real life rogue and villain and legit absolute madman who STILL evoked the images of Arthur because he was sick of the English being traitorous and disloyal during the war
So my point is that Malory would beat Cervantes ass and steal his coin pouch
>>340569447
It's a meme movie from before when they were called memes
>>340568932
Why wasn't Donald the voice of Venom instead of his drunken mumbling son?
Have you guys ever seen Fire and Ice?
It's like he man if it had a budget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if4WhCzQzyU
>>340566992
>>340567520
>>340568932
>anons giving cool suggestions and helping others expand knowledge of things they're interested in
what the fuck is happening
>>340566992
>/lit/
Wouldn't /lit/ utterly shit on this stuff for technically being fantasy genre fiction?
>>340570875
I don't go to /lit/ but if they're anything like /mu/ I'd imagine they shit on anything they consider "mainstream" like the hipsters they are.
>>340535271
>monster hunter had this
>the sword was shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340542915
This right here
>>340570786
I know how /v/ works buddy. but I actually first read real Arthurian literature last year because Nigel Terry died and it reminded me I loved Excalibur as a kid and it legit effected me a lot more than I thought. maybe because I'm getting older and a big part of the whole legend is 'remembering' a lost happy golden age that never existed in real lifemuch like my own life
>>340532806
Legion, legend of the excalibur for ps2. Play as king Arthur and form the round table to slay titty monster half sister morgan la fey for killing your father and unleashing the unholy hordes upon the Kingdom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaFs9wiLd9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaFs9wiLd9c
>>340554967
Damn I'm loving that outfit
>>340570302
>movie about a rescues women in bikinis and slays literal subhumans
perfect
>>340561341
not him but I disagree entirely especially for the Merlin scene, their performances especially Merlin's as he awakens are perfect
Oblivion
>>340560453
BRO SO FUCKING
E
P
I
C
MOONLIGHT MEMESWORD
LUDWIG IS THE GREATEST BOSS EVER
FUCKING SICKDARK RADICAL, I LOVE BLOOD EVERYWHERE, I AM A RECENT STARTER TO LOVECRAFTIAN GUIDES L M A O.
DUDE WHATS A SHOGGOTH? THAT SOUNDS GAY LOL LUDWIG IS REAL ELDRITCH
>>340566992
You're much MUCH better going to /his/ than /lit/ for Arthurian shit, /lit/ is actually one of the biggest shitholes on 4chan and their only use has been in how ferociously they tear apart GRRM.
>>340574731
It's cool man, just walk away from the keyboard for an hour or two. You'll feel way better, trust me.
>>340556543
>watch first episode when it aired
This could be really cool
>see commercial for it years later
Stop
>>340574731
anon, are you having a stroke?
>>340573867
alright hold up one minute are you trying to meme me
>>340554967
And these people flip their shit about the Ancient One being white.
