Do argonians procreate traditionally or is it done through some weird tree magic?
>>340528127
Yes.
Traditionally, but they have no sex drive. They do it just to reproduce.
>>340528127
update whenmerch was a mistake
/v/ - dragons and scales
>>340530598
Who fucking cares, Kazerad is a Gamergooter piece of shit.
tfw you'll never have an argonianfu to use her tail to fuck you in the ass while you fuck her in the ass.
>>340530598
Niggers allways have to whore themselves out
Is that shit even legal? Can bethesda not sue? And why oh why is this shitty comic so popular? The porn is shit. The writing is awesome (Faggot should take up writing). The story is barely existent! Every interesting character is left behind like that bitching ghost dark elf!
I wrote some shitty fanfiction from oblivion that was more interesting!
>>340530790
who cares about that if the product is amazingand strangely relateable
>>340530790
I consider kaze to not be gamergate. GG completely abandoned its own stated principles to become an alt right challenge pissing contest
>>340530790
Disgusting. Somebody should cut out his tongue and execute him for hate speech
Yeah, and I think the child's gender is determined by how much they lick a Hist tree? Those lizards are weird man, don't even belong to this kalpa. Enslave the n'wahs, I say!
>>340530598
>last update was over half a year ago (side-stories aside)
>book of glint (that was supposed to satiate said hiatus) is slowing again
>MSPForums is completely dead thanks to haxors
>Homestuck is fuckedWelp, dare I search out more webcomics?
>>340533346
read one with a ton of pages already to bridge the gap
gunnerkrigg or something
>>340528127
Id procreate a male one.
>>340537065
I need to read the side stories still
>>340533346
I'm currently reading Unsounded and Paranatural.
They're pretty good.
>>340530790
It's more he was pretending to be a Gamergooter to score points with actual Gamergooters. Your call as to whether that's better or worse.
Quill weave, total fucking cunt in Oblivion. Could it not have been Dar-ma instead?
>>340531019
>Niggers allways have to whore themselves out
I was under the impression Kaz was a cracker.
>Is that shit even legal?
>Can bethesda not sue?
Kaz and his fans don't seem to think so, but even a cursory understanding of how copyright law actually works in these situations suggests he's setting himself up for a financial deflowering once Bethesda finally decide they've had enough of their brand being associated with furry porn.
>>340538780
She's rather grateful and kind if you don't rat her animal slaughter fetish to that Dunmer lady. Also she teaches acrobatics.
Kinda more interesting to use a polarizing argonian like her than "muh pure" Dar-ma.
>>340531019
>why oh why is this shitty comic so popular?
Because it was designed to be at the expense of everything else. Like Homestuck. Or Undertale.
>>340539192
I had rats a while back, they were total bros but of course they only live three years. Plus that woman was bullied on by the other women, she might be a crazy bitch but she was harmless enough, and some of the nicest people I know are weird. Lizards on the other hand? Yeah, not exactly bro tier unless one nuzzles or licks you. I don't actually think lizards are capable of love. Speaking of argonians, I seem to recall marrying that female one in skyrim. She really was adorably optimistic, so much so it hurt. I'm suddenly reminded of how drab and dull skyrim is in comparison to whimsical Oblivion.
>>340539562
>Because it was designed to be at the expense of everything else
Sounds like you've got quite a bias there. "Good" plot/etc is entirely subjective bud, get over it.
>>340531364
>implying GG had principles to abandon
>>340539562
Art-wise sure. Otherwise plot, thoughtful additions and their measurable appeals (which do require good care) still have actual substance.
>>340530790
Kazerad is a hack, he updates when he wants to because he knows his furry fanbase will suck his dick after he writes a page 8 months later
>>340541086
So he makes a fucking mint and updates LESS than before? Have I got that right?
>>340540346
If we're going by the anti corruption intentions that some people here truly had, then yeah.
>>340541209
Most of this hiatus was because of the merch-crafting and shipping itself, alongside a side-story or two to motivate more buyers for max shekels.
Right now it's probably due to the minigame update for the next chapter.
I thought you said americans for a minute there
>>340530790
fucking faggot making money off of an established IP with their characters and an OC
this should be illegal
>>340541452
>>340541452
americans procreate only in a mcdonalds. the male who bombed the most countries gets the women while the others are labeled as unpatriotic.
>>340542697
gonna need uncensored and give her fat lizard titties, STAT
>>340542643
The drones are taking all our women
>>340541537
Completely agree but if they made a Katia plush...I would have probably bought three.
Surprisingly not for illicit purposes but to snuggle at night.
>like the Elder Scrolls world
>every time I want to replay any of the games I just go "meh" 2 hours in
>every single game, no matter the mods, no matter how many times
What is the closest thing to an Elder Scrolls game that isn't an Elder Scrolls game.
>>340542992
>>340542697
give them to me
>>340543115
The reason I go "meh" to it nowadays is that every time without fail I always get too into it and I'm scared of that now. One time of playing Morrowind for 500+ hours is enough, I actually managed to do most of the quests/treasure hunting/easter eggs.
>>340543115
fallout 3, NV, or 4.
>>340543115
Have you tried Nehrim?
>>340542863
>>340543228
>>340544119
>all these people who don't read the comic don't know it's actually a real panel and a joke about lizard tits
they mad?
>>340543115
That's the thing, there isn't anything close. That's why you keep coming back.
>>340543115
>What is the closest thing to an Elder Scrolls game that isn't an Elder Scrolls game.
If only such a game existed. Bethesda's monopoly needs to end.
>>340544119
Fucking kek
>>340543398
Those are literally Elder Scrolls games with guns.
>>340545909
Oblivigun
>>340542697
Lizards don't have breasts
This is fucking stupid
>>340545909I actually wish I could just port the guns from Fallout (and/or anything already pulled into Gmod) with working projectiles/hitscan into an actual Elder Scrolls game, re-skinned them as "Dwarven" (or Redguard if musket-related). I like its world more and would make combat somewhat amusing.
>>340543213
I wish you degenerates a painful death.
>>340547790
Fuck you
>>340543115
The Oblivion cellphone game.
>>340544301
>all these people who don't read the comic
Because it's shit. The porn that came from it is the only worthwhile thing.
>>340547676
More
>>340549383
Are you also one of those guys who goes into threads for basically every game asking for porn but almost never plays games and calls them shit?
>get a brand new computer that could chew up Skyrim and any mods for breakfast and spit it out
>install Skyrim fresh onto new computer, follow instructions to transfer mods onto my brand-spanking-new solid state drive
> install save states, do everything within my power to ensure that the files on my new computer are an exact copy in order as to the files on my old computer
>Skyrim Will Now Crash before even starting up, and I cannot figure out how to fix it
Fuck me.
>>340550060
I don't ask for porn on 4chan, so no. When it's shit, it's shit.
>>340550309
It's mediocre at best a lot of the time I guess. But I forgot if it's not 9/10 it's shit on /v/.
>hes never read the lusty argonian maid
>>340540763
>plot, thoughtful additions and their measurable appeals (which do require good care) still have actual substance
I'm sorry, you were saying?
>>340550140
Do you mean it crashes right after the Bethesda logo? Because all that means is one of your mods is missing its master, and that's very easy to fix.
>>340550383
No, It's actually shit. Like, not /v/ approved shit, just actually shit. The comic gets repetitive and and boring like 20 pages or so in, and I read up till the levitation minigame/puzzle thing before completely tossing it in the trash. Gave it much benefit of the doubt up until then, but yeah.
It's just shit.
>>340541086
>Kazerad is a hack
>he updates when he wants to because he knows his furry fanbase will suck his dick after he writes a page 8 months later
Before, during, and after, actually. In fact, they're doing it right now: boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/3263092
>>340550984
Fanservice doesn't erase the rest.
Stuff like attention to character conflict, anticipation build up, development after the Sigrid fuckup, that ghosts' endless idioms, those custom-designed pop-out dreams and interactive flash parts/games, etc.
Whether you hate or like it, there's measurable effort in those fields.
>>340551276
Nice preference btw.
>>340551276
Katia has spent way too much time in Kvatch, so shit has been getting pretty boring with all the "muh preparations to break into mage's guild!!!1" that have been going for nearly a year with all the updates.
But the comic itself is fine, it's just going through a boring phase.
>>340551806
>But the comic itself is fine
It was already predictable and stale even before reaching the city, so not really.
Fucking loved Prequel, wish he'd make more. Some of the 'serious' or 'feels' moments were quite cringy, but I genuinely liked quite a lot of the humour.
Dare I tryHomestuck?
>>340551984
Katia fucking up is pretty predictable, but when and how (atop how she'd deal with it) is where the fun lies.
Also she stands a semi-plausible chance of getting one thing right at this point.
What comic are all these coming from?
>>340528127
Hmm... In elder scrolls online there is a quest about saving eggs that are exploding because a hist tree protecting them is dying. So I would imagine it is some odd tree magic linking them to the hist.
>>340551096
It crashes even before that. I start up SKSE, a little black window pops up, and then the window disappears and Skyrim never even loads
>>340552332
http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/03/prequel-begin/
>>340552075
why would you
its ded
>>340551984
I don't have a problem with it being predictable. That's the motto of the comic anyway; Katia will always end up in bad situations, no matter how hard she tries. What matters is how it's delivered, and that's where Kaz makes a good work at portraying a somewhat realistic character who tries to grow out of her crappiness.
>>340551708
>Fanservice doesn't erase the rest
And your attempt to change the subject doesn't erase the fact that no one would've bothered reading past that first interminable fucking dream sequence if the protagonist weren't a lonely, half-naked catgirl.
>>340552848
I would
>>340552848
Not exactly, but it does certainly help with most cases in general.
Fucking homestuck managed to take off without it.
Anyone here reads Enemy Quest?
