>Objective: Hold the Line
>Objective: Do it
>Objective: Die.
>objective: [static]
>>340506762
>Mission notes: Love isn't always on time
> objective: enter the kitchen
>>340506762
>Objective: keep going until you hear click!
objective: don't fuck up
>objective: run
>>340507085
Objective failed
>objective: save the world
>Objective: Be Hardcore
Objective: WAKE UP
Bonus Objective: GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE-UP
>>340507297
YOU WANTED TO
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD DA DOOR
HOLDD DOOR
HOLD DOORR
HOLD DOOR
HO DOOR
HO DOOR
HODOOR
HODOR
>Objective: Survive
>>340506762
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME!
>>340506850
Name two games with this
>>340507371
>>340507015
Fuck should have read the thread
>>340507297
*Incoming transmission*
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
> Objective: Save her
>Objective: Objective
>Objective: Kill Hitler
>>340506762
Objective: Beat this game
>Objective: Get to [Area] in 2 minutes
>its on the other side of the map
>Objective: Continue to Await Orders
>Objective: Survive.
>Objective: survive
>You remember seeing your helmet on the ground in the intro
>>340506762
>Objective: Bless the rains down in Africa
>>340506762
>Objective: Kill your time duplicate
>Hold L1+L2+R1+R2
>Let go.
>Let go.
>Let go.
>>340508593Half as long
>>340507804
> Make a post in this thread.
> Use actual quote from character while remaining thematically connected to OP.
> As well as a picture of the character in question.
> And the file name as a google-able context clue for anyone mildly interested in finding out more without having to post "LOL WHATS DAT FROM!"
These threads are always just shitty jokes, stripped of their context and recycled by retards. This is a literal 10/10 post.
Only 3 hours late too.
Objective:Hold her one last time.
>>340508974
This is a lot less heartbreaking when you realize it's from fucking CoD and the "her" is your favourite gun
>>340509074
I'm still disappointed it never took off like Press F did
>>340506762
>hold the line
>mfw have a shotgun
>Objective: Shitpost
>>340507015
>>340507371
Came here to post this
>Objective: Avenge them
>>340509298
Who makes this shit and thinks its good?
>Objective: Kill all your friends
>>340507804
>incoming transmission
I will not forget a favor.
>Objective: Awaken thy masters
>>340507156
When this is executed correctly it's the fucking best
>>340507297
Objective: WAKE UP
New Objective: GET OUT OF BED, DRAG A COMB ACROSS YOUR HEAD
Hint: FIND YOUR WAY DOWNSTAIRS AND HAVE A CUP
>>340506762
>Objective: TAKE AS MANY OF THE SCUMBAGS DOWN WITH YOU
>Objective: Kill anything that isn't you
>>340508397
>Mission: take some time to do the things we never had
>Objective: kill yourself.
Yes, this is a game.
>Objective: Protect Earth.
Holy fuck, my index finger after this.
>the boss wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh
>Objective: RUN!
>>340509485
>Objective: AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
>Determined to find Clementine
This starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yf9GqN9xxM
>Objective: don't let (blank) get to this territory
>enemy spawns in it
>GAME OVER
>enemy unleashes the strongest attack in the game, leaving you with a sliver of hp
>MISSION START
>>340509298
that point blank grenade was neat but aside from that it was a little goofy
>>340507156
>start game
>objective:save the world
>end the game
>mission completed
>>340508593
>>340508864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FLKi0flMk8Infamous was an ok franchise.But I enjoyed it so much.
>Objective: Die
>"Come on!"
>"OK. Let's dance!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q
>Objective: Defeat Armstrong
>Objective: Don't drown
>objective: let go
>>340510943
I'll take this dance.
>Objective: Kill them all
What's the point of these threads? Is it just reaction image farming? Half of these aren't even objectives or missions. Or you posting them makes no sense. Are you legitimately naming 'objectives' you find memorable? In what hope? That someone else will also remember that objective / game and reply to you saying "Haha i also remember that objective / game! Well done, on remembering said objective title!"
Is it to make up objectives you think would be interesting or funny? Or pair well with an image macro? You people never fucking post what actual games, specific quests or objectives ect have that title or tag you're greentexting, so its not like you're informing people about interesting games with unique or different objectives.
Every month, every week, every night i agonize over these fucking threads. And don't mistake me, this post as some "stop liking what i don't like" nonsense, i don't particularly dislike this thread or the people who post within it, i just want to know why, why do you popeld othis this consteantly.
WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF POSTING THIS. ARE THEY ALL ACTUAL OBJECTIVES?? IN SOME GAME SOMEWHERE IS THERE A LITERAL OBJECTIVE THAT SAYS "DIE" THAT I NOW HAVE TO PLAY TO UNDERSTAND WHY SOME RANDOM FAGGOT ON /V/ POSTED A SMUG ANIME GIRL NEXT TO GREENTEXT DESCRIBING THIS SCENARIO WITHIN THIS GAME?
EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.EXPLAIN.
>Objective: Win the Bloodbowl
>>340511372
Objective: Shitpost
>>340510943
>MGR was a better MGS game than MGSV
>>340511372
>Objective: Be a cute little girl
>>340511372
>shitposting in a thread about shitposting
The meta is real
>Objective: Align your QPU
>>340511372
moefaggots are fucking cancer. just ignore them. they give a bad name to real anime fans.
>>340511372
Objective: Achieve maximum faggotry
>>340511372
>Are you legitimately naming 'objectives' you find memorable?
I HAVE YOU KNOW, HALF OF THE OBJECTIVE'S ARE JUST "don't let (blank) get to this territory" KNOW YOUR SHIT YOU UNCULTURED PIG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340511535
> Masks the fact hes calling out the anime poster in order to instantly bait replies by calling him 'Random'.
It's... Learning.
>>340511553
>self-insert loser MC with black hair #1948388392681832
It's not any better
>>340511372
Objective:Remind each other of feels/good endings to games, while also trying to match it to the perfect image
>>340512028
Death Note is one of the greatest anime/manga series of all time. Much better than whatever FOTM moeshit you faggots are into today.
>>340512028
He was bishibait, but not the main character.
I mean, he doesn't even last the entire series.
>Objective: Subjective
>>340512106
>Objective: Get 10 (You)s
>>340512298
Here's one. Protip: the last one is the hardest
>>340512263
>namefag
Thanks for proving my point.
Wait a fucking minute
>>340512298
(You)
>>340512721
>Reinvented by Mace_WinduUSSW for iFunny : )
>>340512809
>not reading the filename and knowing I downloaded it from some other Anon who posted it
>>340512298
>Objective: Give anon (You)
>>340512298
>(You) get
>>340506762
>Hold the Line
Haven't played San Andreas in years, too used to GTA V's controls and gameplay to play any old GTA game anymore.
>>340512298
I'll help
>>340512907
Don't you have any images older than 6 months?
>>340512907
At least you could edit that shit out.
>>340507015
goddamnit
>>340513113
Dunno. I only have around 3000 meme pictures so far. My computer is yelling at me to delete them because I only have 22 gigs of storage on my computer left. I refuse to get rid of my memes.
>Objective: Finish it
>>340512298
Here's one
>Objective: Make a shitty thread
Gratz OP
>>340513287
>he calls reaction images "memes"
Guess how I know you're new.
>>340512298
TAKE MY ENERGY ANON
> Objective: Jam it in
>>340512298
(You)
>>340513419
>always responds negatively
Pretty typical. Guess how I know you at most have been on this website for a year.
>>340512298
>Objective: post frog
>objective: kill minorities
>>340513540
>>340512298
I'll be your 10th ;)
>>340512298:^)
>>340512298
yoo
>>340513579
but how, moonman?
>objective:wake up
>>340508386
>we will never learn what happened to the king of all edge
>we will never learn who the Patriots are;_;
>>340514226
>We will never find out who raped Clara.
>We will never know what is wrong with Craig's wife.
>Well will never know who best girl is
>>340514612
But best girl is the sleepy brown loli.
Everyone knows that.
>>340507357
>Objective:HOLD THE DOOR
Cool misson i'll play it! can't go wrong, must be easy
>>340514226
>>340514612
>>340514802
What game are you guys talking about?
>>340513682
>I have been going to 4chan for a literal decade
>I'm lying in bed phoneposting because my life is in a tailspin
Somebody fucking kill me.
>Objective : ???
>>340514991
>tfw I saved that image when it was absolutely ridiculous to claim you had been on here for 10 years, since it was less than 5 years old.
kill me, too
>>340514914
Anonymous Agony. Explaining it further would be a very, very long story.
Does anyone have the copypasta?
>>340514914
Anonymous Agony, the edgiest thing to grace this planet.
It's fucking hilarious, and not even in the way you expect.
>>340515354
looks like absolute dogshit. what kind of child enjoys this kind of game? autistic?
>>340514802
>Mexican character
>Keeps falling asleep
What did Jake mean by this?
>>340506850
Was this the only good part of Borderlands 2?
>Objective: You're all alone now.
>>340515441
Anonymous Agony streams are truly wonderful experiences, I can only hope you one day get to experience one.
>Objective: End the New World Order
>>340514991
>In two months, I'll have been here for a decade
>A whole goddam decade on this Mongolian flip-book collective
Where have the years gone?
What have I to show for them?
>>340515525
>no barrel
>>340509547
Bonus object: make the bus in seconds flat
>>340515864
>What have I to show for them?
Absolutely fucking nothing.
>>340515441
You don't understand, man.
The main character is a teenager who goes punisher on pedophiles.
He throws his psychiatrist out a window on two separate occasions and psyches out prostitutes in his spare time. He overpays everyone for everything 'cuz 'money is gross.'
The cast includes a sleepy brown loli, a cop who's too chill and well-written for the game, the hacker known as 4chan, a pair of lesbian bounty hunters who feel like they're straight out of an anime, one of whom literally carries a katana underneath a trenchcoat.
The soundtrack consists of roughly three songs, one of which plays for a good 75% of the game.
There's loading screens everywhere. They're not even real loading screens.
>>340515628
>Objective: Make America Great Again
>>340516154
And that's not even going into the Patriots subplot that comes out of nowhere.
>kill as many Tyranids as possible
I would orgasm if it was something like
>die well, in His name
>>340516154
A cop thats too well written for the game hes in?
You mean adachi from lulz friendship 4?
>Objective: Follow the skeletons advice
>Objective: Get some
>>340516446
I forgot my image. Fuck me.
>>340516154
That's just File #1.
File #0 had some goodies, too.
>Main character's parents are drug dealers.
>His mom looks to be somewhere in her 80's, his dad looks and dresses like a fat jewish Agent 47
>Literally only 3 seconds of gamplay in the 20 minute demo.
>Artstyle changes from one shot to the next.
>When the main character finds his little sister bleeding on the floor after being brutally raped, his immediate reaction is to go check out her computer.
>Words are constantly spelled wrong
>The words "ass" and "punk" show up in roughly 30% of the spoken lines.
>objective:Choose the best reaction image to the post your replying to then wait for the thread to die.
>>340516692
>period
Who are you quoting?
>>340516628
His mom's a banshee, too.
>TEN FUCKING MINUTES
>Objective: ???
I really wish I know more games that do this.
>objective: execute the biggest hack of history
>>340507015
You! You're a good man, anon.
>Objective: Kill your mentor
>>340517134
>Objective: Be the biggest hack in history
>>340517134
>>340517736
>Objective: Become a bigger hack than the current hack
>>340517906
>>340518146
DELETE THIS
>>340518257
>Objective: Hack the door
>normal objectives the whole game
>format of objective: whatever
>at a certain point it says is please save her
>you can't
>Objective: Get off your horny little ass
>Objective: Find Geoffrey
>Objective: Find Geoffrey
>Objective: Find Geoffrey
>Objective: Find Geoffrey
>Objective: Find Geoffrey
>>340518750
Objective: Make me a sandwich
>objective: destroy your teammates
>Objective: Wake up miss toadstool
>>340511469
4 and PW as well.
It's the only post-3 MGS that i don't hate.
>>340507421dragon's dogmaspec ops
>>340519630
Objective:____No____
>>728182
Triple fish? More like triple double fish.
Objective: Hold the Corridor
Mission notes:Reach for Elbe's shore
Here are five difficulty: beginner, light, standard, heavy, and don't forget challenge.
>>340509375
Whole movie was stupid that's why it wasfun
>>340509421
>>340510943
What are the odds that we'll see a sequel?
>>340526013
I have no idea, it was certainly popular enough for it to be likely though
Objective : hunt a Red Qurupeco
> Objective: Survive for 11 turns
Watch out for what happens on turn 7 though.
>>340527272
Objective : gather a fuckload of material
I'd rather have 5 pecos peck my ass to death than do this kind of shit
>Objective: Escort (X) to their destination (3:59)
>>340527175
So is MGS, and look at what happened to that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSRjJL1bv8
>>340509421
>Oblivion dark brotherhood questline
>>340528783
>Article from dec 2015 saying Konami was looking for someone to partner with for a 'new Metal Gear' game
I am concerned
Not quite worried
Just... concerned
>Ojective: walk like an egyptian
>>340528131
Man, I hate escort missions. A crushing majority of them is badly designed.
If the object/person that you are escorting can fight back, then it makes it easier.
>objective
>git gud
>>340514082
Moonman wad for Doom
