Say something nice about Symmetra.
did anyone catch the number of that sexist book
i mean really who in their right mind would publish a novel for african americans that empowers the female and weakens the male
>>340506649
i <3 turrets
i would poo in her loo
DESIGNATED
hips
>>340506649
She's brown
Symmetra's smug and dominant look always gives me pure diamonds. I'd let her poo in my loo anytime.
>>340506649
chocolate butthole
>>340506649
Nice legs
Turrets are fun and effective on defense
Teleporter is really good on this game
She can do crazy stuff with her weapon if allowed to or if you're stupid good at dodging then the left click does great deeps.
I think she can use the loo
>Delicious brown
>Legs for days
>Autistic
What's not to love?
She probably smells like curry if you're into that.
SHITTING
>>340506649
Her little turrets do a really good job at pissing me off
STREETS
>25 shields
>helping
>teleporter
>helping
>>340506781
DIAMONDS
>>340506649
>>340506943
I would let her drop her diamonds all over my face
I like her voice clips.
I've never played the game though.
>>340506649
Whats with that pose, is she about to poo in loo or in the streets?
Would you let Symmetra use your bathroom?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10437410
She really needs to go /v/. Keep in mind she probably had curry for lunch. It could smell quite bad.
>>340506649
She is the best
>>340506649
Shes actually confirmed autistic, according to the comics online.
i mean where on earth would you see new intellectuals gather around the muck and grime of publishing other than the ruined scope that is african american publishing
>>340506649
poo in loo
>>340506649
She could spank D.va in games if they ever fought.
>>340507071
Are you sure she can handle such a task?
Not a positive, but she seems to have the least amount of porn
She's hot but I don't lay with bootlicking statists.
>>340507380
You can try calling technical support for that
>>340507071
>indian
>using a toilet
nice try
Her areolae are guaranteed to be huge.
I just realized her name directly references her autism/ocd. Man I'm slow.
>>340506649
Just imagine her dark brown nipples and asshole.
Literally autism
Best girl cause stockings
>>340506649
Bend that autistic brown pooslut over and fuck her with superior white cock, that is what would be nice.
She can nearly break the escort mission in Mexico on defense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC9c52D_zvM
>>340507071
I already got cat shit all over my bathroom rug, don't need human.
>>340509245
Winston can just walk there and auto aim kill all of them in 1 sec, rofl.
Best girl
I "main" her on defense and have heard every possible bit of dialogue she has.
She's a total asshole.
The "I'm gonna put my fingers in my ears because I know I'm right" kind of asshole.
>>340506649
her design is sleek as fuck
>>340506649
I would rub my penis on her thighs so vigorously the created static might short her arm out
Then I would just continue playing with my one armed brownie, possibly detach her arm restart it and test her fisting limits
>>340509245
>literally showing off an exploit
>>340509245
Honestly though my sentries die from an errant fart in the air
Don't even need to aim, an explosion in their general vicinity will kill them
>>340506649
Best legs
>>340506649
Nice body.Horrible Face.
What do you think of hellish Mercy?
Wanna come over to hell? I'm a demon of Satan myself. KICK ASS! You'll get demonic pussy!
Non considering religions: People say to try any religion you want, nothing will happen. And they describe to you the religion. And they are all very atheist. And very shameless. And liars. And evil and cruel. And very bad people. And they rape children in their temples. And massacre those unaccepting of their saviours.
We're gonna do this and it's going to be cool as fuck. Say it from your mouth: Save me Satan (and if you cannot speak use your mind). From now on, whatever they say, you're a demon of Satan, and the only thing that matters to you is going to "hell" with Satan, and you're already "condemned" trust me. Since there's "nothing", you atheist will not care about us being so "silly" to send ourselves to "hell" as we don't want your "holyness" nor your "intellects", nor your "sciences", we are fucking stupid demons that want to fuck like animals among the "flames of hell" while we enjoy amazing things in "doom" as punishment for disbelieving every saving soul that got near us and every invitation to reason and intelligence. I assure you they will lose their asses to "save" your soul or have you recover your "common sense", but don't you worry as your "destruction" is guaranteed and you will notice this by a sign you will receive the moment you ask for salvation to Satan, confirming you are indeed saved. Because going with Satan, sends you to "hell".
You just follow this path, you are a "stupid" demon seeking "condemnation". In a world of liars who want to save your soul but also want you to have a modicum of reasoning and disregard the soul, and who tells you Satan is the destroyer.
Oh look why people lie so much, you get to reign in eternal life with satan fucking demon pussy.
>>340510823
>>340510937
People who don't understand a basic thing such as the devil is a trickster and in reality the saviour is Satan and the reward is actually good are fishy as fuck.
Who?
>>340510823
The word "demon" only began to mean "evil spirit" the momet the evil one nailed himself to a cross according to a book.
>>340506649
Looks and performance aren't important when you're in a shit game.
Say something nice about Tracer
>>340506753
This
Found her play style interesting but didn't care about the girl until I realized she would birth me many child
>>340511279
She has a nice ass
>>340511279
The art for her is really nice when done in different styles.
>>340511309
She has the ass of a four year old b-
Oh...
>>340511424
I can tell you are an expert on four year old asses.
>>340511279
She has a lot of spunk
>>340506649
She is the hottest character in the game but have a hag face, because muh representation.
If indians look like ass, they do, don't put their ugly faces on games, pls.
>>340510823
Kill me, Pete.
>>340510823
>you will never be as high as the anon that typed this
>>340506649
Her being an Indian makes it so shitposters bully Indians instead of autistic people.
Symmetra is too tall
>>340510823
hello again satan anon, glad to see you're doing well
>>340506649
reminder
for every nice defense setup that feels satisfying as fuck, I'll have a round where I just get constantly stomped and my turrets are instantly destroyed
how do I git gud with symmetra
>>340512163
>maybe if i post this in every overwatch thread it will stop people from having fun
>wh-why are you still playing this shitty game?
>look at the hitboxes! its awful!
>I said stop enjoying the game!
>>340512163
woah.....
>>340512272
>proceeds to post his reddit memes
as long as you get triggered I will post those webm and show how shit the game is.
>>340510823
Can I get your demonic boipucci, Anon? I'll say whatever you want.
>>340512302
>game is on the same level as a game from 1999
PROGRESS
>>340512373
>>340512163
this is damn depressing, simply because we know blizz wont even attempt to fix it
>>340512373
Pls don't bully Genji
>>340512373
>Casual game has large hitboxes
HOLY SHIT WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE INFORM ME
Where did the manface meme come frome? She looks smug and regal. Combined with the best body in the game she's best girl
>>340512302
>>340512468
LOL literally KEKED!
Overwatch is finished! Take that waifufags!
>>340506649
LOO IN POO
>>340512552
>best girl
>literally can't even wipe her own ass
lmao, kys
I like having more than one symmetra and just throwing turrets every where.
>Get a legendary skin for her
>It's not her Devi skin
The architect one is nowhere near as good dammit. I just want to poo in her godamn loo.
>>340506649
>mfw putting the turret among bush and object prop
>>340512373
LMAO
>>340510259
I'm sure Blizzard deliberately made her for submissive faggots like me. Ruthless office lady who is hotter than hell and she knows it. HNNGGGG
>>340506649
Hips, good skins, good Reinhardt/flanker denier.
>>340512373
>>340512163
Should rename them "good hitbox"
>>340506649
curry crotch
>>340512272
Triggered hard
>>340512628
Memes aside she has the cleanest panties in the game. WIdowmaker has corpse crotch, Zarya doesn't shave and eats her vaginal discharges for the gaines, the gooks smell like rotten fish, Mercy has vaginal prolapse because she's old and all the migrant and midget dickings she's had. Tracer is probably not gross down there but when she sounds the way she does why would you want anything to do with her?
>>340506649
She has a nicetaser.
>>340512726
>Those objects on dorado that you can place turrets in and they're completely invisible
>>340513054
Do you have any idea about how indians take a shit?
Like hell she has the cleanest panties.
>>340513054
>but when she sounds the way she does why would you want anything to do with her?
Could always stuff my cock in her throat desu
>>340512628
Why wipe when you can Go, Go, Gadget Bidet?
>Tfw just realized you can put turrets on throwable props like basketballs and toys
Oh god it's so fun.
>>340513173
She'd mangle your dick with her disgusting, pus filled british teeth.
>>340512552
I think she stick out because she is not just a recolored white girl.
>>340513054
>cleanest panties
There's a reason she is called shit and poo in the loo
>>340513054
t. Pajeet
>>340513162
This meme is getting boring
>>340513212
I thought they patched that
>>340513475
>meme
http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html
>>340506649
She won't have poo on her hand if she uses her robot arm to wipe.
>>340506649
She is in the top 3.
She is my fetish.
>>340513475
>meme
if only, patel
>>340512373
This shit literally never happens to me. I've missed numerous shots that looked like they should have been headshots
>>340513475
>meme
Nice try Pajeet
https://youtu.be/_peUxE_BKcU
>>340513584
It just keeps going on and on and on and ON.
>>340512529
I'm disappointed Genji wasn't a grill
>>340513230
This
She does actually look indian.
she smells like piss
I wish she wasn't Indian so people could talk about her without things descending into memes.
>>340513475
>>340513584
>>340513614
>>340513838
I don't see the problem, she is clearly part of the 1% that lives there like kings, surrounded by a layer of utopian city, then a layer of armed military, and then surrounded by the designated shitting streets as far as the eye can see
>>340507071
Fuck that, just make her do it in the street like she always does.
>>340514419
>she is clearly part of the 1% that lives there like kings
Not with that skin tone.
>>340514419
Even those indians have no idea what toilet paper is.
She makes Mei even more appealing by comparison.
>>340514461
Are you trying to say those people aren't indians or something stupid like that?
>>340514503
Because she uses hard-light paper and a built in enema function of her arm, to keep clean and anal-pounding ready.
Why else would she dress like that.
>Tfw no Winston/Widowvore
>>340512552
It's her jaw and facial expressions. She looks fine in all her art, but in-game she was modeled with a very square and pronounced jaw. On its own it's not bad, but it stands out like a sore thumb when every other female in the game is incredibly attractive.She's still my favorite though.
>>340514876
I'm too busy looking at dem hips to notice.
>>340514876
>le square jaw meme
weeb please
>>340512552
>>340514876
It's not her jaw, it's her nose. It's big but also her nostrils are flared. If she had a small, upturned nose she'd look fine.
>Turrets can melt stupid people very easily
>Auto aim 100DPS laser
>EZ regenerating shields for everyone on the team
>Teleporter
Symmetra is pretty cool but you need a smart team to take advantage, much like Zenyatta.
>>340510823
>>340514557
Think he's trying to say the last time India had a toilet installed Great Britain was in charge of it.
>>340506649
The skewed screen heroic intro is one of the best in the game.
>>340506649
is india a superpower in overwatch?
>>340515272
>>340514876
Looks like a fucking Indian to me.
>>340515315
so what he is saying is general memery
>>340515426
It's a pooperpower
>>340506649
She's tall, and I like that.
>>340515578
mercy looks like a distressed autist
She needs faster animation for turret placement.
It would be nice to utilize them midbattle after running around the corner or for something else.
>>340515578
do people legit masturbate to this? they look horrible
>>340515514
It's funny because it's true
>>340514557
>Are you trying to say those people aren't indians or something stupid like that?
I think he means rich and important people have generally lighter skin tone in india. Historically, even their caste system ensured that lower class people are dark as fuck and the upper class had all the lighter skinned hotties.
" The dark complexion was a guaranteed ticket to humiliation and discrimination, as a result of the caste system, which existed from the Vedic Era."
Since Symmetra is literally black she is definetly from the lowest castes and even if she could somehow magically (because there is literally no chance upper castes accept her) get a good postion in society even then she would be forbidden to have status, fame and fortune.
>Why else would she dress like that.
I agree with the anal pounding ready part, however I think the reason she dresses like that is she is so busy with important stuff she doesn't have time to sex. So for example when she is on the phone in her office she just usually leans over the table and you - as her lowly assistant - pull her panties to the side and give her the D. while she continues talking.You have to clean her up afterwardsWith your tongue
>>340515395
>>340510823
>>340513212
Now all we need is a way to bounce them hard enough through the door to hit the enemy spawn.
>>340513584
Every time I think he's done taking photos of corpses, there's more photos of corpses.
>>340515945
>After she was identified as one of the few capable of becoming a light-bending architech, Satya was plucked from extreme poverty and placed in the care of Vishkar's Architech Academy, never to return home.
She was poor, at least.
>>340506649
her designated shitting street is Route 66
>>340506649
She's not a good person, and she's not the type of villainess that Widowmaker is--she's a corporate shill in a sexy shell. Even if her comic hints that she knows something is wrong with what she does, she seems to be very good at lying to herself. She's on the darker side of the morality spectrum for sure.
On the other hand, my dick sees nothing wrong with her.
She has beautiful legs and I would gladly fuck her thighs, socks, and kneepits.
>>340518330
They did their homework with her background? I'm impressed.
>>340518686
>morality spectrum
wrong spectrum
>>340511515
You arent?
>>340513584
I had forgotten about the corpses. So many pictures make it terrifying.
