Attackers incoming in 30 seconds.
>>340500116
Overwatch is shit on par with CS and any moba
>>340500203
yeah but memes are cool.
I don't even play the game, I just bought it so I could understand all the OC.
>>340500116
>>340500203
So what you're saying is "man, I really hate when things are popular".
you got the quote wrong you DIP
>>340500645
No anon, I like things that are popular.
Just not those things.
>>340500203
No one cares anymore
So I told Overwatch is a shitty TF2 clone with a $60 pricetag and a cashshop and she called me a "cuck".
Nothing else, she literally leered over her laptop screen and said "cuck".
I know she posts here frequently, but I didn't expect that type of language to bleed out into our real lives.
I kept explaining that she just likes D.va because "lol epic gamer gurl like me doritos! xD" and she didn't bat an eye before saying "cuck" again.
I just gave up after that, there's no reasoning with cuckposters.
But fuck you /v/ and fuck Overwatch, you guys ruined my woman.
>>340501041
>woman who likes videogames
You fucked up, never ever get a girl into vidya cause she'll be a casual faggot everytime; and if she's not it's only because you're so casual you make her look legitimate.
>>340500116
>>340501195
Dude, when I hooked up with her she was into Mountain Blade (one of the second ones), she also made Doom mods.
Now literally all she does is grind Overwatch, draw Genji and D.va OC and tell me I'm a C word.
so many versions of this
the overwatch meme database is full force
Overwatch meme thread i guess
>>340501416
Well I hate to break it to you but you're casul my friend.
Lucky to have gf with (previously) good taste though.
Mine just watches lets players from her MacBook
>>340501598
https://soundcloud.com/ethan-peglar/good-golly-would-ya-look-at-the-time?in=george-gershwin-242416077/sets/overwatch
>>340501827
>>340500116
>>340501857
I'm I glad she's in there and we're out here and your the Sheriff
>>340502139
Tracer's ass < Genji's ass
>pick Genji
>see Hanzo & Widow on enemy team
>switch to Winston
>make life miserable for their snipers
>Hanzo quickly changes to Pharah
>Widow keeps running from a gorilla dieing atleast 10 times through out the whole game
why are widow players so retarded?
>>340502481
Mei's ass though
>>340502510
Half the time hanzo and widow players cant aim for shit so they spam.
>>340502583
Shit you got me there, she thicc boy
>>340501649
>>340501041
Go blog somewhere else you massive faggots.
>tfw I main poo in loo
>>340502971
>Dat junkrat winrate
My nigga
Fuck, I wish Mystery Hero was a permanent brawl. I like being forced to try new characters, even if it's someone I'm terrible with.
Fuck me hurry up and buff Zenyatta and nerf Widowshitters Blizzard.
Why the fuck are these useless cunts so slow and patching broken shit, it was the exact same trash in WoW.
I know League gets a lot of shit on here, but holy fuck at least Riot patch shit regularly. Blizzard are fucking useless.
>>340503114
It'd be better if I hadn't kept joining games 5 seconds from endingbut you probably already know this feel
>>340503236
![1465115264516[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hvchJb4.png "1465115264516[1].png")
Overmeme thread?
Overmeme thread
>>340503297
Yeah i do all too well m8
![1465277307706[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/F9GLlE9.png "1465277307706[1].png")
>>340503319
I love Grandpa 76
>>340503151
Mystery Brawl is fun as fuck. Great way to learn all the heroes and still have fun doing it bc the enemy is doing it too. I don't really feel like experimenting in normal mode.
>>340501341
>>340500116
Who's on attack here in these pics?
>>340503620
>>340502761
holy shit
>>340503596
>roadreightge
![1464754827279[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/K5S5aRP.jpg "1464754827279[1].png")
names I've started calling the characters instead
Junkrat - Trashmouse
Roadhog - Streetpig
Winston - Harambe
Tornbjorn - The last white man in Sweden
you guys got any?
>>340503843
I choked alittle at the last panel, fuck you
>>340503897
Widowmaker - A terrible player
Symmetra - A lost game
>>340503843
Okay, that got me.
How has Reaper turned into my favorite character?
![o0dOZqp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pOMd7tw.jpg "o0dOZqp[1].jpg")
>>340504205
simple
>>340500468
>I literally bought a meme game for the memes
Pure, refined cancer.
>>340503843
So this comic has me thinking: who's actually a bad guy? Reaper, Widowmaker and?... Honestly, they don't even seem like bad guys since they're technically overwatch members themselves. Why are these guys fighting each other?
>>340504421
Fuck Red Team
>>340504421
Reaper, Widow, and Symmetra are villains. Actual gameplay is not canon
>>340501341
>>340502089
>>340500116
Those drawn over versions really fail to give off the vibe the original does with its facial expressions.
Winston shouldn't look sad or angry.
>>340504205
He's so over-the-top it's hilarious, and the game knows it - none of the other characters take him seriously
He literally has "*teleports behind you*" as an ability
He "reloads" his shotguns by throwing them away and pulling a new pair out from under his trenchcoat
He says angsty shit like "this is my curse" when he responds
He says "hi" in the most awkward voice ever
>>340503897
Roadhog - IT'S A PIG MAN JERRY!
>>340504536
We need more villians
>>340502761
gud got
>>340503897
All of my friends that I play with have their own names for McCree.
>McShit
>McCunt
>fucking cowboy cunt
>McCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>FUCKINGMCCREEOFCOURSE
>>340504421
>>340504536
Also Roadhog and Junkrat
They're more chaotic evil though
>>340504536
Isn't Junkrat and Road-hog villians too? International terrorists?
>>340504901
le high noon man
also s76 is le sights man
>>340505017
They just want to rid australia of big, dumb, omnic scum. Nothing wrong with that.
>>340505017
They hate omnics and blow shit up, but are willing to do some good if they can cause some destruction along the way, like in their comic
>no American women in Overwatch
What is Blizzard trying to tell us?
>>340503897
I call Mei "fat bitch."
>>340502583
But she's fat, so that ass is irrelevant. Fat people should be culled on sight.
>>340504536
I don't think Symmetra is a villain
The Vishkar Corporation is shady, but I think she's legitimately trying to do the right thing
>>340505382
She might have good intentions, but the fact remains that she's working for a corporation willing to commit arson and murder just to further their own development.
>>340504202
>Symmetra - A lost game
>hero with the highest winrate in the game
>>340505272
Yeah, but there's winston and roadhog. close enough
>>340505552
I guess the question comes down to how culpable she is for the actions of her bosses
>>340505272
>soldier 76 and mccree
>>340506147
Papa 76 is THE best meme of OverWatch
>>340506186
>American WOMEN
>>340505681
>he doesn't want a slutty girl with fake tits in the game
>>340502761
>console players
kek
>>340503897
I call roadhog pigger, myself
>>340503897
I call Winston "Gorilla Man"
>>340503897
Junkrat becomes either Vermin varmint, trash gerbil, or waste weasel.
>>340505318
no she's T H I C C
>>340501857
>am i glad she's frozen in there and we're out here and that you're the sherriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and i just remembered we're out here what i wanna know is where's the nerf
"Dad 76" is the worst thing that has come out of the reddit shithole in the past couple years 2bh
>>340502761
console peasants detected
Anyone got any Reinhardt stuff? I feel like I barely see any fan art of the big guy.
>>340503897
Call yourself "faggot"
>>340506868
Closest I got Pham, short for Phamily.
>>340506832
What is better Dad 76 or gremlin Dva
>>340503579
Every time.
>>340502761
Phara must be the most overpowered character on console since nobody can look up
>>340506868
only homo stuff
>>340507040
Wasting Rein on Lucio, fuck that
>>340507040
Didn't expect to see that.
>>340506940
>>340506748
Living these
OFFICIAL OVERWATCH PUSSY TIER LIST
S-Tier
>D.Va
Being young and Korean has its perks. D.Va is easily the tightest member of the Overwatch cast, and keeps her pubes trimmed to a sparse length (gaming all day, doesn't have time to shave). D.Va's pussy is small and eager, ready to be taught in the ways of pleasure.
Notable characteristics- Small labia, tight, trimmed pubes
A-Tier
>Mercy
Overwatch's one true MILF shines in the pussy department. She has had no children, and being the pure angel of the game she hasn't been penetrated often. Her little clit loves attention and she keeps a pristinely shaved/trimmed triangle of white-blonde pubes above her womanhood. Notable characteristics- Light pink coloration, pattern pubes, small clit.
>Mei
A chubby frame holds a warm, bountiful vagina. There is no better fuck on a winter's night, as Mei's pussy envelopes cock eagerly and pleasures it in a cradle of warm wetness. Due to her scientific labors, she rarely has time to shave her vagina resulting in abundant pubic hair. This arguably creates more warmth during those long nights, however. Mei's vagina has chubby lips and a distinct pink coloration. Notable characteristics- pubes, larger clit, warm and abundant wetness, cute puffy lips.
B-Tier
>Zarya
Zarya's womanhood is a force in the bedroom. Her muscular frame persists down to her vagina, which contracts tightly and heavenly during orgasm. Zarya's dominant passion for riding dick makes her vagina powerful. Though her clit was pierced at one point, it's unknown how often Zarya utilizes this. Notable qualities- strong contractions, medium sized pierced clitoris, dark coloration.
>Widowmaker
A pair of light blue lips squeeze her labia tightly. Widow's exotic French pussy is experienced and capable. Widowmaker's taste is akin to blueberries. She is very sensitive to oral stimulation, and prefers penetration only after long foreplay. Notable qualities- good taste, purple coloration, tight appearance.
>>340507106
Loving
Dang Swype
>>340507114
>Somebody actually typed this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UulqArDRCHc
>>340507114
stop
>>340507114
>caring about the women when Genji and Hanzo are in the game
you're playing the game wrong
>>340507114
Man, video games & anonymous posting really brings out the weirdest pieces of shit on this planet, huh?
>>340504901
QuickDraw McCraw
>>340507382
Why is he so perfect.
>>340507281
But that's gay
>>340507432
CUTE
>>340507281
Also cute
>>340507281
Why does Hanzo shave his entire body?
Is he actually gay?
>>340507114
Could someone please right up descriptions for Tracer and Pharah? They're the only girls I care about.
>>340507441
I know man. If I wasn't already bi, Marlon Brando would have made me bi
>>340503319
D.va and junkrat in that picture both confuse and terrify me
>>340507506
japs dont have body hair
could still be gay though
>>340503897
Roadhog - Fatman
McCree - Cowboy Bebop
Reaper - Edgy McEdge
Winston - Hot Monkey Dick
Tracer - Time cunt
Lucio - Nigger
Tornbjorn - Toblerone
>>340505995
Nice
>>340504901
>>340506748
Winston is just a nigger
>>340501041
>act like a cuck
>get called out on it
Woah
>>340506748
but mercy is like 37
>>340507908
notice the marker in McCree's hand
>>340501041
It was a hint. She's having sex with other men making you her little cuck boy.
>>340501708
Noob Lúcio, should've speed boosted everyone out of the blizzard...
>>340503897
Tornbjorn is toblerone.
>>340504421
Roadhog and Junkrat could count, although they mainly just wanna fuck shit up
Symmetra works for an evil corporation but she's just misguided and litterally autistic
>>340508010
Aww, let's break it down
*team doesn't die*
>>340503229
o shit g'day
lol esports
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UU8jqxAiHQ
>>340503708
This one's cute
>>340503897
Hanzo - Wakataka
Thorbjorn - IKEA
Mercy - Healslut
>it's a 'everyone on your team gets hard-countered by the defense but refuses to switch because "muh main"' episode
>>340508146
Everyone calls mercy healslut, anon
>>340505017
Alignment wise they're evil, but they're not affiliated with Reaper's evil organisation.
>>340505306
Hey, Mei is not a bitch!
>>340505995
>Door has holes in it
Could have been perfect
>>340500116
better edit incoming
>>340508182
>enemy support is barely attacked at all and free to heal an obnoxious amount of damage
>You meanwhile are constantly hounded by tracers, widowmakers, reapers and everything else while your team never once turns around to try and protect you
>Their support gets 10 commends
>You get whined at by some shitskin over voice chat
Being support is suffering.
>>340506147
>>340506257
Makes me laugh every time.
>>340500203
Nice shitpost
am i gonna make it bros?
>>340508437
do those taunts actually have a chance to kill?
>>340504646
https://youtu.be/N2KJqHN8Pks
Is this game actually a competitive game? I see it advertised as such, but I cannot comprehend this being an esport.
>>340505306
>>340502761
Whoa... so this.. is the power...
>>340507956
>340507956
I just think of Mercy as the mom, the hot mom, the mom that you want to see exiting the pool in slow motion then taking her top off and saying, "Oh Anon, it's lonely with 76 always gone, maybe we can keep eachother company...?"
>>340508091
Just not counting on the ult, that's all.
>>340508770
>hot mom
get out of here with that shit, go see a psychiatrist, no such thing as a hot mom
>>340508673
It's as competitive as Smash bros 4 is.
>>340508521
Nah, they don't do any damage
>>340508437
I do this every single time, it's hysterical.
>>340507281
>>340508819
Alright cheers, I will give it a pass then. I only play comp games or fun games and I did not have enough fun when I played at a mate's place for it to be worth getting this.
>>340508935
D.va smells like kimchi!
Anal leakage and sweaty pits!
>>340503897
Mercy - Heal slut
McCree - le high noon man
Winston - Monkey Trouble
Widowmaker- Waifumaker
Tornbjorn - Toblerone
Mei - Fucking fat bitch
Genji (When be actives his ultimate) - He's gone full weeb mode
Symettra - Poo in the Loo
Hanzo - DO SOMETHING
>>340504901
>FUCKINGMCCREEOFCOURSE
Kek.
>>340508673
It needs serious netcode improvements, at the very least.
>>340503897
>Mercy - healslut
>McCree - Clint Eastwood or McCunt
>Bastion - goddamn fucking bastion
>D.Va - weeb shit
>Junkrat - Nux
>Roadhog - free ult
>Reaper - edgelord
>Tracer - annoying little bitch
>play pharah on a king of the hill map
>enemy team also has a pharah
>show my superiority by airshotting and killing her during the whole match
name a better feeling than this
>>340503897
Roadhog is Big Pig Boy for me
>"Guess we know who's really on top, now don't we?"
What did he mean by this?He says that after killing a Roadhog, by the way....does this imply that he's the gay one?
>>340501041
You're probably being cuck'd without knowing it. How's her snatch smell lately? like jungle juice?
>>340509183
reflecting widowsnipes and high damage ults as genji
>>340504421
It doesn't really make sense
80% of the cast is current/ex Overwatch and the only verifiable "bad guys" are Reaper and Widow. Everyone else is independent, which I guess could simply they're getting paid or something.
If they wanted it to be canon I guess most levels would involve Reaper + Widow + maybe a hired Roadhog/Junkrat + A bunch of Talon mooks vs all current/ex Overwatch and maybe some of the nicer neutrals like Zarya and D.va
>>340501041
femanon here.
If she contiues saying that while she's not playing the game, then she's cheating on you.
Just fyi.
How do I stop being autistic over my stats? I know that no one will ever look at them but it still bothers me.
>>340509397
Even Reaper and Widow are debatable. It's more like everyone in Overwatch is a different shade of grey.
If anything, I would say the real villains of Overwatch's lore and story at the moment are
>the Omnium god A.I.s
>whoever founded and runs Talon
>whoever founded Vishkar
>>340509183
Being Zarya and shielding a teammate and yourself from an ultimate, then wrecking them with your now full power.
>being a top means your not gay
Holy shit I have to tell the guys.
>>340501298
>>340502139
>>340504162
>TFW you find out your waifu has a mental illness
WHY DID YOU DO THIS BLIZZARD ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-EGj2qdtxA
>>340509183
Just play Tribes, blueplate duels all day long
>>340509290
no you fag UGH
>>340509598
A good 80%-90% of Overwatch's cast is mental though. So she's in good company.
>>340501041
You're being a contrarian and you just love love love arguing with someone else over your le epic hipster opinions.
Two companies doing the same shit.
Whoopdeefucking doo.
It's called competition, you dumbass.
Who fucking cares if someone did it first.
There's literally hundreds of games with the same gameplay.
May the better game win.
Fucking cuck.
>>340509354
>freezing an ulting genji
>blocking DIEDIEDIE/aimbot as D.Va/Mei
>contesting payload for +9000 hours as Mei
>>340509642
Still a weird thing to say though. Blizzard could've used different dialogue to get the point across, but they didn't.
>>340503891
esports is one of the most cancerous competitions to ever come out
"Competitive" games are literally just asian faggots who are good at the game and get millions of dollars for just defeating another team.
The fans are even more rabid. They are willing to pay hundreds of dollars for overpriced tickets and "statuettes" which are just tiny as fuck. "eugh i gut wii u ambulance statue of mairo which is 10x10 cm in size and costed liek 5850$". Reminds me of Valve games.
And not only that, but the same rabid fans are also dipshits 90% of the time. Unless you're talking about either "lel super cewl gaems which are mentioned trillions of times on teh internet" or "le super shadeh gaem uve never herd of", then they'll just be obnoxious fucks in general.
Did I mention already that the finalists in almost every e-sport competition are always composed of mostly asians or at least contains asians? It became a fucking practice for teams to replace their childhood friends with retarded chinese ding dongs who cannot even speak english ; just for the sake of winning the competition.
Fuck e-sports. I'm glad this game isn't compatible with e-sports due to the hitbox and actually having fun while playing. Otherwise, it will become another TF2 where faggots spam the same retarded loadout that "EUGH DAT ONE E-SPORT PLAYHR USITD AND WON WHIL BEING CARRED BY TEAM" or another game where not adjusting to the e-sports build meta results in lost games and getting reported by e-fags.
CS:GO, Dota 2 and League of Legends have all been afflicted with the e-sports disease, and look what happened to them. They all got a toxic community full of fucks willing to pay their parents' inheritance money for a virtual item and are generally dickwads.
This shit got so bad up to the point that e-sports is actually influencing the fucking updates that come out for these games. If an E-Sport celebrity does good with a build and everyone spams it, the build is getting nerfed. (1/2)
>>340503897
>Junkrat and Roadhog
>>340509710
Besides from reaper obviously having autism what do the others have ?
>>340509796
Thanks for the meme pasta I'll save it in my fridge as leftovers in case if I want more for another meal.
>>340509290
roadhog is his bodyguard and an officer of the junkers.
>tfw someone says they already used their commendation but wanted to thank you anyway in chat
>>340509847
Seeing the thumbnail, Ren and Stimpy came into mind.
Timon and Pumba works, too.
>>340501041
Because you ARE a fucking cuck. All you do is parrot the shitty opinions of the fucktards here without actually trying the games for yourself. You're just a manchild incapable of forming his own options.
You're huge fucking insecure pussy and she knows it.
>>340509953
Pretty much this.
>>340509928
What's the name of that game you play? Sounds like fun.
>>340509953
>o-overwatch is a good game! anyone who doesn't like it is a cuck
kill yourself
>>340502971
literally the teleporter and that is the only reason.
>>340509598
Fugggg
is this true?
>>340509796
(2/2) And if the E-sport celebrity does shit with a build, that build will be getting buffed up to the point where it will be required for the devs to nerf the build again.
Whatever happens in e-sports, rabid fags will spam the shit that happens in the game all time every time, ruining the game for everybody if the specific build is retardedly OP until devs come back from their daily vacations from Bahamas and shit on the keyboard again until the correct words are pressed to make a nerf.
Again, fuck E-Sports, and I am glad Overwatch won't have E-Sports touch it. Overwatch is pristine and great, and E-Sports ruins every game that officialy implements it. I mean, Overwatch is actually fun compared to the rotting piles of shit that became of CS:GO, Dota 2, League of Legends and (somewhat) TF2.
My only complaint about Overwatch is that it takes a beefy computer to run it properly, thus leaving the low-end and medium-end PC players to rot in shit-game hell, which have a lot of optimization for low-end PC users, IE : A very wide range of graphic settings.
>>340509874
Symmetra is confirmed to have autism, that's literally canon.
Reaper claims he's a high-function psychopath, but seeing how satirical he is, it's hard to know if he's being serious when he says that.
Genji was on the verge of a suicidal breakdown until Zenyatta stepped in.
Reinhardt is possibly going senile with dementia.
Junkrat and Roadhog are a little deranged thanks to radiation poisoning, plus life in the Mad Max outback.
D.Va has clearly turned into a narcissist thanks to all of the attention getting to her head.
It's implied that Pharah has severe mommy issues.
Widowmaker is literally fucked up; was brainwashed, tortured and genetically altered and who knows what else.
There's a growing suspicion that Mercy treats her patients like guinea pigs for medical and scientifc breakthroughs.
Soldier 76 is clearly suffering from heavy PTSD.
>>340510181
>Again, fuck E-Sports, and I am glad Overwatch won't have E-Sports touch it. Overwatch is pristine and great,
you know they already have weekly tournaments and even tournaments every week... even in closed beta they had e sports
Is there a better feeling than counterpicking a widowmaker and giving her the hot monkey dick?
i have autism
>>340509537
>>340509397
> Soldier: 76 is (now) a morally grey and somewhat edgy Batman/Punisher character with a healthy dose of old man Clint Eastwood
> McCree is a younger Clint Eastwood type who was a member of the Deadlock Gang, notorious for illegal weapons trafficking, although he seems to have turned to the side of "good" for now
> Symmetra was born and raised by an authoritarian engineering megacorporation, and she currently believes that Vishkar is good despite how shady they are
> Widowmaker is a living weapon and assassin working for a terrorist organization, even if it's against her old will
> Reaper wasn't the most noble soul to begin with, now a serial killer who also associates with terrorists
> Roadhog and Junkrat are Mad Max style villains
> Hanzo straight up "kills" his brother to take over their crime family
> One or more Doomfists may have been big big bads
> Lucio probably likes to wear Che Guevara t-shirts
> Bastion is an Omnic war machine and needs to be put down
> "Mercy is a Nazi" is the new "Medic is a Nazi" but may actually have credibility as a fan theory this time
Not your kind of people
>>340510291
Not at all
I do it every single Widow I see
Worth it
>>340510129
anyone who doesn't like it has either played the game and arrived at that conclusion based on their experience, or they're a blubbering manbabby just echoing other peoples opinions.
>>340509598
Fuck sake. Does he think he's funny?
>>340509183
360 headshotting after freezing a mei that usually just stands still after freezing youI actually pulled that off twice
>>340510245
>There's a growing suspicion that Mercy treats her patients like guinea pigs for medical and scientifc breakthroughs.
>you will never be mercy's little guinea pig
>>340510335
>but may actually have credibility as a fan theory this time
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>>340509183
>reflecting a Mei ult
>>340510589
aparently whatever happen to reaper to be this ghost nanomachine bollocks thing whats mercy fault, i call malfunchioning machine and prototype shenanigans, but...
>>340510245
>Junkrat and Roadhog are a little deranged
They´re fucking psychopaths and Junkrat is a pyromaniac as well.
>>340510335
this picture made me hungry
>>340510245
that's interesting i wonder if they are all fucked up.
>>340509537
I agree there seems to be a lot of personal morality that comes into play with the characters, though overall the cast does seem to fall under the lighter shades of gray. There does still seem to be some balance but when even the villainous characters have a sort of a sympathetic POV its kinda hard to outweigh the blatantly heroic/good characters like Winston, Reinhardt and Zenyatta
>>340510589
>uses nano machines to make herself immortal, but doesn't offer this nano machine cure to the rest of the world
>Reaper and Genji are literally the results of her guinea pig experiments, the former being an absolute failure that backfired and turned him into some cannibalistic zombie thing
>she spilled the beans on Overwatch being shit after the bombing happened
>>340510335
>Mercy is a Nazi
You do realize she´s swiss, not german/austrian, right? Swiss was never involved in WWII.
>>340501041
Fyi if this isn't a shitpost,
A cuck is someone who likes watching there bitch get railed
She probably thinks it's a censor dodge word for cock
>>340510083
Any game, the trick is just to not play with Americans.
>>340509487git gud?
>>340508345
>>340510335
Mccree was taken in by Reyes to join Blackwatch so while he isn't a good guy, he's not rooting for Talon. Before that he was planning on blowing up a bridge for a heist so he's hardly the most heroic of sorts.
>>340511036
Downvoted.
Reason: Unfunny meme that every normie spouts.
>>340510589
> Pure angel/valkyrie of the master race
> Does experimental medical science which results in things like Reaper (how do you fuck up this bad without inducing occult magic into your science) and Genji
> Unexplained ability to resurrect her allies on the spot
> Her only weapon is a sidearm akin to the popular image of an SS officer
> Asks why everyone must result to violence... while being able to buff people's damage at the ready
>>340510732
They aren't full-blown psychopaths or serial killers of that sort, though. They're willing to do their own version of "good" so long as they have fun and get paid for what they do.
>>340511035
>tfw can only play on american servers
>>340503708
A proper artist needs to do this one. I love it.
>>340510970
Personal headcanon is that she's actually high up in Talon and playing both sides. She has the medical proficiency to do the procedures on Widowmaker, she wanted to be a strike commander over Reyes and their arguments lead to Reyes forming Blackwatch without them, she then fucked up Reaper who went a bit mental as a result, who was then later hired by Talon. She also was quick to distance herself from Overwatch when the organisation crumbled the first time, as she couldn't see her gaining control since it had gone under.
>>340511034
Originally a cuck was someone whose bitch was getting railed. You don't have to like it
Is it normal to get triggered by Tracer fanart that doesn't have her wearing her Chronal thing?
>>340503319
>Genjis ass
>>340511034
>>340511506
In fact, you're not supposed to like it the fact is you're too much of a cuck to do anything about it
>>340511256
You're forgetting that she's essentially immortal thanks to her breakthrough in nanomachine tech, but doesn't apply or use these said nanomachines to better her comrades or the world at large.
That alone is fucking fishy.
>>340511659
Genji is not for lewd, anon. He´s been through enough.
>>340510589
>Shitman
>>340511171
Mcree was basically suicide squad'd
>>340510245
NOT ONLY THAT, ANON
Winston had his best friend (who was also his owner) be killed by monkey fucks on the moon
Tracer is a psychotic
Hanzo was forced to kill his own brother because his people demanded it because Genji was actually carefree and non-stressed.
McCREEEEEEEEEE dresses like a fucking cowboy for no reason
Torbjorn is becomig more machine than man, he's currently lost an arm and an eye, and also has those "fire" tubes coming out of his back
Mei got literally frozen, with all of her squad dead from cryo malfunctions, and she also found out that most "ecologic" outposts on the planet are inactive because of the Omnic War
Lucio, Zenyatta and Zarya (dunno about Zarya) are probably the only people that are sane and are not fucked up in one way or another.
>>340507114
>MILF
>She has had no children
I don't think you know what "MILF" means
Protip: The word you're looking for is "mature" "cougar" or "christmas cake"
>>340503170
the game hasn't been out for a month yet jesus christ calm down
