Why didn't Splatoon fail?
Pedos.
>>340477634
post more squid lolis
>>340477706
shut up i'm not a pedo
>>340477634
They launched about half the game at launch releasing the rest of the course of a few months to keep it fresh.
Why did you fucking want it to?
>lolis
>spats
>sticky body fluids
The perfect storm
>>340478146
the fan-art begs to differ
>>340477634
Fresh and new idea with continued updates and events that kept it's value after launch
>>340477634
but it did and the only ones who still play it is pedos
>>340477634
Because you anti-nintendo shitposters are retarded as usual. Now go suck on that back of dicks already.
>loli
>shota
>tentacles
>idols
>Annie
It's a fun game too
Fairly lackluster. Its a decent idea but it was literally just "Throw paint and whoever has the most paint down wins". There was nothing to it besides that.
Porn, duh. Why do you think MLP was so popular?
Nintendo actually bothered to make a new IP and advertise it at the same time
>>340477634
It had unique gameplay even if the game lacked a decent amount of content.
>>340477634
Well anon....it was a FRESH new ip after all.
>>340478772
What is it about this game that draws so many people who don't own it to post about it?
>>340477634
Because it was fun as fuck. Imagine if it were on a better console.
Hopefully Nintendo will remove its head from its ass before making a new one.
>>340479508
>Imagine if it were on a better console.
Do the PS4 controllers have gyroscopes in them as well?
People were begging for a new IP, so Nintendo needed a new IP that wasn't a load of horseshit
It's a fun game
>>340479607
>using gyro
But yeah I think those controllers might? I dont own a PS4.
I got the WiiU because it was the only console that had decent games on it and also wasnt just an overpriced, crap PC (like the xbone and ps4 were.)
That being said. The WiiU is weak as fuck and gets frame drops when people bomb rush on piranha pit. Splatoon deserves better.
>>340479508
Hopefully if the rumors about there being an NX version are true they will put in fucking voicechat!
There was a fucking microphone on the WiiU pad and they never used it outside of Nintendo Land.
>>340477634
the game is good
note how I'm using 'is' and not 'was'
>>340480040
>voicechat!
Nope. Gotta protect those poor kids.
>>340479619
To be clear, I have no problem with splatoon as a game. My problem is with adults playing an online multiplayer game explicitly designed for children.
It's like watching 30 somethings play in the ball pit at mcdonalds.
>>340477634
Only game worth anything last year.
>>340480259
What cha gonna do about it, sparkle tits? Post a smug anime face?
>>340480009
The gyro is the only way to play.
>>340480824
Sticks > Gyro
>if you're a B+ with sticks you can be an S with gyro!
No.
>>340477634
It's also an online shooter, they've started to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
>>340480259
Oh well, can't stop me from enjoying it.P.S. I'm 30.
>>340480259
>game is only for children
if it was a kids game it'd have aim assist out the ass.
>>340481039
Stick scrubs get wrecked online.
Gyro always puts me at the top.
>>340477634
Adversiting.
2HU tier stuff in pixiv.
ACTUAL ADVERSITING, I SWEAR I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAW A GAME AD ON MEXICAN TV.
Interesting game/fun.
Got porn literally in less than 5 minutes after announcement.
new balance patch and new loads up today
Is still selling over 5k per week in japan, those saying it failed are retarded
>>340477634
I don't know. It's kinda baffling, since the game is so boring.
>>340480824
Maybe if you don't want to have any control or fun
>>340480259
Adults playing ANY video game is like 30 somethings play in the bal pit, it doesn't matter if it's a Nintendo game or Sony game, don't delude yourself, anon
>>340477634
Right material at the right time.
Squid lolis, a fairly good game on a console that gets like 3 good games a year on average, and more squid lolis.
>>340481657
Um.....guys, I don't think that's lemonade in that picture....
>>340477634
Lot's of free advertisement from celebrities like the artist of Ika musume and the guy who made music for Jet Set Radio.
>>340481978
>lemonade
No it's lemon tea.
>>340480009
>not using gyro
leave
>>340482001
oh yeah those are real celebrities pfft bahaha
>>340482138
>if i don't like them then they're not popular
found the underage
>>340481657
Callie is giving me... warm... thoughts
>>340477634
It was a tentacular idea
>>340482339
Does she stir up your milk?
>>340482339you should set them so every time you see your desktop you can get a warm feeling.
>>340481657
>>340482527Watersports or Bukkake?
>>340482001
>Still no Jet Set Radio crossover.
>fun
>original
>appeals to kids and adults
>casuals can enjoy it and it embraces people who wanna git gud with S+ mode
>highly marketable
JP Nintendo just posted this, new Splatoon clothing line going up later this month.
https://twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/740734561353502720/photo/1
It's my favorite thing to come out of Nintendo in ages, Smash 4 has let me down too many times thanks to Sakurai repeatedly proving to be incompetent. Shit, Smash 4 doesn't even have patch notes, but Splatoon devs post theirs the day of the update.
>>340482689watersports
>>340482835
I doubt sega will ever acknowledge it ever again.
>>340482671
I'm still waiting for that one guy to eat a bag of dicks and Crows.
>>340482073
More like lemon pee
>>340482001
>Ika Musume Crossover
You gotta be squidding me.
>>340483389
>he doesnt know
>>340483610
a lot of people dont know
they've only judge the game ON RELEASE and none of the updates that came after
and there where a SHITTON of updates
>>340477634
Cute squids.
>tfw you will never be a spunky teen squid with no parental supervision and lose your virginity at a squid orgy
>>340482954
Its a shame, since Aesthetically Splatoon shares a lot with Jet Set Radio.
>>340480259
>this delusion
videogames as a whole are meant for "kids"
stop parroting shit, adults playing nintendo or pc or whatever shit you like is ok.
>>340484029
>>340481632
Nintendo of all people should be aware of how much they're relying on nostalgia-ridden oldfags for life support.
>>340477634
Can't wait for loadiine to support online, today I just beat Octavio
>>340477634
People starved for games on the console.
Actual honest to god marketing from NoA for the first time since forever.
>>340482904
Cool pic!
>>340483980
>tfw you will never lose your virginity
Methinks the dev team has grown attached to the project and doesn't want to stop working on it.
>>340483806
>they've only judge the game ON RELEASE
Isn't that fair, though? I mean, that's how it should be judged, right? As it was initially released?
>>340478437
Truly heaven
>>340484903
Not when the amount of content has effectively tripled.
mfw eurobeat x splatoon
>>340485206
I forgot to say I used inkbrush
New Maps when?
>>340485127
But is it really okay to put out a game with bare bones content and add it later, even if it's free? I don't think so.
>>340484903
When updates are free and mandatory, of course not.
>the new charger + splash wall set totally fucks my .96 in towers now
Thanks for breaking the game, Nintendo
>>340482954
Sega acknowledges it all the time, but "cult" classics aren't best sellers.
>>340485806
how?
>>340485974
Maybe if they actually advertise it.
>>340485597
It would be a different matter, I think, if the maps and weapons were free dlc, but a number of them were on-disc, just locked away for a steady rollout. Risky strategy that wouldnt always work, but it did keep the community engaged and expecting something new. This was followed by actual free content updates that just made the game more fresh every few weeks.
I wish the night time maps weren't saved only for Splatfest.
So whens the next Splatfest.
>>340485328
How the fuck can Japs produce such quality on fucking Miiverse.
>>340486935
Yeah it's a shame, but at the very least splatfests are fairly common.
>>340488004
time and patience
>>340484903
For online multiplayer games, that question honestly gets more complicated.
>>340485806
You .96 shitters deserve it for using the Splatoon equivalent to Cloud.
>get midrange to a .96 with my Splash-O
>Splash wall comes out
>get around it
>panic button Kraken in my face
Every time.
>>340486519
Advertisements aren't a magical cure-all /v/, nor are they free to make and broadcast.
What do you guys think of Vol 2 of Sheldon's Picks?
I've been playing Sploosh forever now and the new one feels fucking awesome, I can be super aggressive with an offensive sub and inkzooka instead of the weak ass kraken.
>All these Japanese cross promotion DLC
>No American or Euro companies are jumping on the Ink Train.
Has nintendo started a squid comic yet?
>>340488745
I like the splatling with the sprinkler and fast charging wails and aerospray with the burst bombs.