I-I think it looks pretty fun. Maybe you guys should give it a chance.
No surprise that a sonygger had to say that
>same disgusting alt-scene aesthetics as Sunset Overdrive
No thank you.
Shill
I did not know this existed
>Welcome to San Francisco. Play as Marcus, a brilliant young hacker, and join the most notorious hacker group, DedSec. Your objective: execute the biggest hack of history.
Absolutely not
NEVER trust Ubisoft
literally who asked for this
>>340477498
Anybody else think it looks just like GTAV?
>>340477498
I do not like the aesthetic or masturbatory fantasy the series provides.
I too think so, OP. Will probably buy a cheap key for this.
>>340477498
Yeah, can't have our heroes dressed in normal clothes like IRL hackers would.
Gotta have them wear obscene horseshit like studded leather vests and torn-up sweaters.
>>340477981
>Your objective: execute the biggest hack of history.
Fake and gay.Right?
> FeelTheBern: The Game
>>340477498
WE WUZ HACKERS AND SHIEET
>>340478774
>>340477981
check it yourself m8
I love how /v/ has become SJWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixDxJ_X1pfo
trailer looks fun
you'd have to be a colossal autist to hate the game based on the fact that the main protag has a brown skin
>>340477498
>tfw his name ends up being Malcom Z (Mahmoud Mahmedinejouhmad or as his slave name dictates, "Stephen White")
>>340480069
trailer for the first one looked good too and look how that turned out
Why does this game exist
>>340480069
Not everyone can be indifferent to continued white genocide
>>340479924
>shall we bitch about how shit the game looks?
>nope XD niggerniggerniger u offended sheeple?
You people are a joke
>>340480417
>trying to say horseshoe theory is an sjw plot to discredit you
Sure thing, sjw
>>340477498
Watchdogs 1 was garbage.. This wont be better.
>make shitty game with black protag
>all you have to do to deflect criticism is say "ur raysis"
It's genius
>>340480069
I hate the game based on the fact that the actual game is guaranteed to be just as shitty as the first and the fact that I hate these retarded primetime TV plots where retards spout incomprehensible technobabble that makes no sense (for instance "the IP address is coming from that room!").
>falling for Ubisoft
>everytime
I swear to fucking god people just never learn.
>Not roleplaying as a black lives matter activist
>Not killing all whites in the names of #dasracist
>>340480564
If you are offended by his race then you are racist
Graveltruck Simulator 2016 when?
All these Ubisoft games, it's all very tiresome
>>340477498
>another black protagonist
No thanks, tired of seeing them in Movies, on TV and video games already
>>340477498
>start playing watchdogs 2
>fuck
>>340480712
Consider quitting life
>BIGGEST HACK
>>340477498
shilling for both Ubisoft AND Sony now eh, community manager kun?
![kid-on-computer-2_tnvltp[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OLypBwP.jpg "kid-on-computer-2_tnvltp[2].jpg")
this is a repost
>start playing watchdogs 2
>protag is a black teen named trayvon brown, who's brother was tragically killed by the police because they thought his hershys bar was a gun
>side character is a muslim womyn who was raped by the White Male CEO of Ctos himself, changing xir life forever
>start game
>go outside
>get arrested and tased because I am black and everything is whitey's fault
>start shooting the cops because I am getting arrested
>they can't return fire because i hacked their bullets mid-air so they swerve back and hit them
>time to do a side quest
>muslim gxrl give me bombs to blow up the police station
>set up bombs
>hack the bombs to explode
>fuck capitalism
>the joyous screams of thousands minorities is heard after the oppressive cis white male police were destroyed
>continue main story
>get to CtOS hq
>hack myself to the top floor
>the CEO is there
>it's donald trump himself
>boss battle with donald trump
>win by hacking his counter hacks to send a overhack to the system mainframe and hack the building to collapse
>the building falls and the city is drastically changed
>the U.S. adopts socialism
>all white cis males are lined up against the wall and shot one by one
>America is now a paradise where no one has to work because that's how communism works
>the camera pans to the rubble of the building
>trump, bloodied and injured slinks out of the site
>a text box appears
> "To be continued...."
>...
>"...in $60 day one dlc"
>IGN rates it 10/10 best game evarrr
does anyone have that comic that looks handrawn with a black kid killing trump and the KKK? I kinda need it
WE
why would I want to play a sequel to one of the most lazy attempts at a AAA game.
>>340480913
Trumps great though because the constitution is for losers
They should do a Mr.Robot crossover.
The only hacks in this game are the writers. But it might have potential to be good.
Hey, we might even get Uplink minigames.
>>340480628
rainbow 6 siege was good
>>340477498
There is this common problem with ubisoft games where it shows that they can design an entire city, and make it look almost like the real deal but it feels that they got more artists than game designers, ddevelopers or any talent who can create a good game.
For example Nintendo games, as simplistic as they may seem, imprint a rather encouraging sense of adventure. Even Pokemon games are really linear but they evoke many emotions because they know how to use ambience music, NPCs, landmarks, and they know how to build a level, and this goes on top a simple but rich gameplay foundation.
Games like The Division, despite the over abundance of pointless detail, feels empty, and dead. NPCs in Ubisoft games are terrible, the music is not memorable at all, despite clear landmarks, none of them matter because the game rather has you explore a sewer than the Chrystler building or any other landmark, it feels more like a bad copy of Liberty City tha New York. I could go on, and the problem is not exclusive. Watch_Dogs was a poor man open world game, AC games get worse by the entry. They all suffer form the same problem.
Shitty, grindy, overdone gameplay seen a million times and some before.
Open world full of non interactive stuff, with nothing to do with reptitive missions that got tedious one hour in.
Bad game design, boring repetitive gameplay, many anti-game design choises (No adequate boss fights)
Focus on a story written by a clear an idiot.
The only time Ubi nailed it was with Child of Light and Blood Dragon.
>>340477498
Thought the first game was decent, I'd give it a try
>>340477498
Niggers arent even smart enough to become hackers. This game plays with my suspension of disbelief too much for me to give a shit.
Also, hipster shit, last time I wanted to play as a hipster guy was never.
>>340481175
I should stop trying to make edits midway, before fixing the text. God that sounds so stupid.
In a nutsheel Ubisoft can create good games, they have talent, but they should fire a couple of artists and hire people who can design games.
>>340481156
It was surprisingly good, even ubisoft did not think much about this title, it was salvaged.
Siege, Trackmania, Child of Light, and Blood Dragon are their only good titles in recent times.
AC games are pretty much sedatives.
>>340481456
>being this retarded
>>340481175
hit the nail on the head there. Ubi are the king of mile-wide-inch-deep 'experiences'. Adding niggers changes nothing.
>unironically playing Deus Ex for teenagers: we want the GTA audience edition
setting looks pretty comfy though
>>340480712
> :3
>>340481467
Well, even though the chances are low, Watch Dogs 2 might be pretty good.
Judging by the world premiere, the glitch aesthetics and from the little I've seen, they might actually be having fun with making the game and add it a little passion instead of Watch Dogs 1 where it was shoved into a factory.
I haven't seen the trademarked Ubisoft towers yet in the trailer.
You got 1970s art style aesthetics, DedSec glitch art, "hacking" interfaces ala Uplink, etc..
i can smell the fedora in this thread
>>>/pol/ please
>>340477498
That cover art sucks
fuck ubisoft and fuck the insufferable open world bullshit.
>>340481626
You shouldnt come to /v/ if you dont want to get triggered.
>>340477498
Oh boy the shilling has already begun.
>>340482140
I'm always triggered
>>340477498
Sorry, but i don't want to play as nigger.
>>340482104
Do you know where you are young one? Mabye your still confused after the Bernie butt blasting.
>>340479864
this isn't even funny, it's a fucking typo that doesn't even change the meaning of the sentence. that's how i know you're a shill trying to spread this planted meme as a marketing tactic. fuck off, please, literally kill yourself.
>>340482203
>pic
Jesus Christ
>>340481785
>Deus Ex for teenagers: we want the GTA audience edition
Are you a shill? because you are giving this game way too much credit.
Even that sounds good.
More like:
>Unofficially in Early Access Mode Open World Cover Based Third Person Shooter 2: Press X to Hack.
>Pre-Order now to gain access to a gun that won't work until two weeks after launch.
>Deluxe Beta Edition includes the content the game should had have arrived with to begin with.
>Includes No intent to fix day 1 bugs, and a multiplayer mode that is even more sad and defeated than Battleborn
>>340482203
I hate ubisoft as much as the next guy but this is pretty tinfoil hat status. i'm still salty over rainbow six:siege, watch dogs 1 looked like shit and this looks like shit.
cyberpunk souls game and miyazaki btfo-ing ubisoft when
Am I the only person that liked the first game?
I made it pretty far into it, then my PS3 YLoD'd so I bought a new PS3 slim.
The piece of shit wouldn't play INto the Nexus and Watch Dogs properly. wtf. So I waited until I got a PS4 and WD was on sale to get it again. Too bad I have to start over.
>>340480069
>sanctimonious silicone valley """indie dev""" trustfund twat: the power fantasy
Looks thoroughly terrible.
>>340482461
>>340482420
look at the post times. you can't post that many times in a row in that time period, let alone post the same content 3 times. and that isn't even mentioning the wait time to delete posts.
all that on top of the post calling him out being deleted.
>>340477498
Watchdogs 1 also "looked" pretty good in promo ads and check out the end-product.
Chances of WD2 doing an assassin's creed 2?
I might give it a chance. Well I would if I wasn't a poorfag and don't own either a PS4, XBONE or decent PC.
>>340481175
This reminds me of an article I read about the woman in charge of modeling notre dame in AC Unity. They spent something like two years creating a 1:1 exact model of the cathedral, but it didn't matter a lick because the core gameplay was so bland/cookie cutter.
>>340482617
Heaven forbid someone else shares my option that you(?) are tinfoil hatting. look at the post times all you want buddy.
>>340482461
>rainbow six:siege
At least that was fun and the only other alternative to CS:GO that is not Insurgence. So I really not much of a graphix fag to complain.
The Division howeve,r what a load of shit, the incompetence there oozes from the game. Check the GTX 1080 Benchmarking using the division, what the fuck sort of computers did the developers used to create that shit and how did it go over their heads that the game is mechanically broken? I don't think they themselves played beyond a couple of hours after initial testing.
They should hire game testers again.
>>340480203
The original game sold 13 million copies, it would be more surprising if there was no sequel
>>340477498
It looks like it might have actual parkour and shit and better driving, which were two of my biggest gripes of the first one. That and Aiden's story is just your typical bland revenge plot that I just sort of gave up on. Though this shit looks even cringier than the last one, at least Aiden was something of a crime fightan vigilante type
>>340477498
>ultra xtreme punk style
>San Francisco setting
>niggers and a Muslim chick the main characters
>EBIN memes and haxor hipster culture
>le biggest hack in history
This is the most obviously kike controlled game I've ever seen, they aren't even trying to hide it anymore
>>340482457
>muh shill boogeyman
it will likely be shit but it might be worth a pirate. happy?
>>340482897
i meant in the screen cap you fucking moron, not in the two posts i quoted, jesus christ
WE WUZ HACKERZ N SHIEET
le ananymouse l33t h4x0r: parkour edition
includes meme dlc and downgraded graphics
All I want is to hit people, preferably with a stick.
I hope they enjoy less purchases by having a nigger as the protag
>>340477981
>Your objective: execute the biggest hack of history.
Todd Howard?
>>340482385
What
I don't think textures are gonna get downgraded, but the lighting and draw distance will for sure be.
who hyped for the downgrade?
>>340482902
rainbow six siege was/is up there with some of my favorite multiplayer shooters, the netcode issues and generally degradation of the community really killed it for me. I'd didnt even bother with the division, saw a steaming turd after the initial reveal trailer and never looked back
>>340477498
MAYMAYS
HNGGNS
>>340481028
>sudo -E apt-get install ???? -launcher
I can't read the rest. Either way how is installing an application hacking? At least pretend to do a nmap scan or something.
>>340477981
So you're supposed to kill Kojima?:^)
>>340483042
so you're screencap reveals the conspiracy? it's just as tinfoily either way.
>>340483024
Awww shit man...
I just thought you were listing random shit you wanted to see.
Then I kept reading the list and figured you were going for a troll, most-hated game or something.
But that shits really in game huh?
Punk hacker future world, DROPPED.
>>340483347
ok then explain how he did it without mod assistance? are you saying that he unplugged his router twice to switch IPs to make that post 3 times because it was just that urgent?
>>340480069
hey, I'm a colossal autist and I think this game looks good
how to trigger anti pc cucks
Something seemed very off to me about this game, and then I remembered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1w2IxMWQ1Y
>>340483307
i wonder if they're gonna have an Idroid/ACC or something where after every mission you spend like 10-20 minutes on the base staring at a single screen interface which you can customize, select mission and do uplink stuff. rice your own in game desktop.
in game package manages when?
>>340483454
You're arguing with one of them anon.
Bring back Aiden with his neat coat please thanks.I really don't like the setting.
>>340477498
>those Rick Owens Geobaskets the MC is wearing
That's a very, very, very rich punk hacker kid.
I bet there will be a mission where you blow up the Golden Gate bridge and enter a liberal college student protest against capitalism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myrE7yvOQ1s
>they couldn't even use a good NERD song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9WuPzOjlI
![aiden-pearce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ufC3Zf1.jpg "aiden-pearce[1].jpg")
>>340478518
The first Watch Dogs was more subdued and serious than the vast majority of open-world games, people bitched.
Watch Dogs 2 is more vibrant and less serious than the vast majority of games, people bitch.
Are we just angry with any game that doesn't meet the status quo?
>>340483454
oh wow, that picture could'nt have been shopped at all
it might be fun if they don't try to pass it off as anything more than
>run around san fran as deadmau5 cosplay black dude and press q while looking at objects with thick outlines
knowing ubisoft there's no way they're not gonna fuck it up though
This is literally fucking reddit the game.
First watch dogs wasn't perfect but this is objective shit
>>340477498
Why all the covers of this generation look so shit?
>>340483873
and even if it wasn't, are you really the kind of dumbfuck who is manipulated by this kind of marketing?
>>340483918
Kill yourself.
Man, remember how much better 4chan was before /pol/ started leaking?
Those were the days.
>>340483928
Hey, Reddit ain't all full of a bunch of liberals and SJWs.
>>340483864
No, they could've just stopped pushing this retarded series and it would have been perfect
>>340483232
In a nutshell the division tries to be like AC in the sense that it tries to invite the player join a larger forum, but the Tom Clancy logo prevents them succeding.
A) Players cannot play as the bad guys, because that was part of the agregment with Tom Clancy when he was not a corpse. This is why you can only go ROGUE on multiplayer, and then the game has a plot twist where the Division has ROGUE agents who become terrorists...so I do not even know what was the point outside circumventing a contract clause. This is also why in Siege you play as a counter terrorist agency fighting the same ocunter terrorist agency.
B) It also means the games must be grounded, but given Ubi's nature it is neither realistic, nor fantastic, just retarded.
C) The plot is terrible, again the TC agreegment hurts it so fucking much. In theory it could had been like Fallout set in this decade, but its attempt at mature and realistic situations is so laughable that MI movies seem closer to reality by comparison.
D) I do not think anyone at Ubi knows how the U.S government work, much less the structure of the army.
Honestly I am only playing because I am still anus aegrum over losing so badly in the Dark Zone, so I am commiting myself to git gud in the name of challenge, and because the stuff they added later is kinda neat, but it is still 5 / 10 at best, the community is beyond being cancerous.
I'll at least pirate it if the minigames are as fun as they were in the first game.
>>340482385
jesus anon.
>>340482385
syntax is important if you want to be taken seriously
>>340483815
I posted a ad for Windows XP just for the hell of it, maybe the music will relax you.
>>340484028
reddit is down the hall and to the left
>>340483628
Seems cool. Could do an uplink-like store to buy packages to explain that the protag can't just jump into python in game and write their own hacks.
And while I can get behind hollywood hacking nonsense I hate it when they make it super serious. I'd like it if they made it semi realistic if they go serious. Like why the fuck does a pipe have an access point? Who puts them on a goddamn grenade?
It's fun in a game where the story might be as dumb as that 90s movie Hackers but when it's about MUH NIECE DIED it seems off.
>>340483928
>SJWs and the PC crowd want to see a bigger representation of black protagonist in media
>Ubisoft indulges
>black protagonist is literally a criminal anarchist dude who walks around with a gun
>SJWs cant say shit because it would be racist
>but its racist to portray blacks as criminals
>movement implodes
>>340484028
>4chan
>better
>>340483817
is this slower than normal
>>340484046
AC was never my cup of tea, the only one i beat was the second. Painfully generic is how i would describe how i feel about the division
>>340483918
Of all the people I've known who are disgusted by society, none of them dress like this.
Really mad? This Windows XP ad should calm you down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myrE7yvOQ1s
>>340483928
Consoles.
>lefty black edgelord
No thanks, I'll just keep playing my japanese videogames.
>>340480913
This pasta is the perfect crystallization of every dumb virtue signaling stroke I expect to see pulled in this silly shit show of a game. It looks like a fucking mess.
>>340484187
Oh, fuck off.
Stormfront is seemingly across the hall at this point.
I'm trying to pinpoint the date that people began to think that racism is great on 4chan, but it's been such a gradual transition that it's hard to think of any one moment.
Now this website is even more shit than usual.
>>340484264
Something bad can become worse, yes.
>There are people out there that think Ubisoft trailers are remotely representative of the final product
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
Who the fuck asked for a Watch Dogs 2 anyways?
I would not want to play as any of these stupid fucking characters.
>>340479864
Woah, so we'll be going Peter Molyneux? Sweet.
>>340484028
>remember when /b/ was the one leaking through?
Look I really had it with /pol/ fags derailing the thread but /b/ shit was way worse. Just hide it.
/v/ was better when people did not shout "reddit" or "shills", and we had fun. I am not saying that they are not redditors stealing shit, and sometimes there are shills, but for the sake of the board is better to shrug those dipshits off, same with /pol/ shits.
>>340484250
There's something off about this cover that I can't really explain.
It's like the perspective is off, but it doesn't really seem to be.
It feels more fake than an actual screenshot of the game does.
>>340484619
no one's forcing you to
>>340477498
It's like they thought the first was was too close to GTA so they ripped off Sunset Overdrive instead.
This guy is going to be best character.
I can feel it.
>>340484676
I can only do so much brushing off when every single thread with any black or female character turns into "WELL SHEIT", "WE", and ">MUH FEMINISM". It's hard to avoid.
>yfw it gets delayed and they replace the niggerI wish.
>>340481467
Don't forget Rayman Legends.
Also, Blood Dragon sucked.
>>340477498
>Maybe you guys should give it a chance.
w-well at least there's still mr robot...
>>340477498
How many times do you fags gotta fall for Ubisoft's marketing before you finally realize their games are some of the safest most bland games imaginable? It's not 2002 anymore stop buying their crap thinking it will be good this time.
>>340484503
AND I FEEL
>>340484225
>can't just jump into python in game and write their own hacks.
Why? Is it because he's black? Fucking racists.
>>340477498
Eh maybe I dont know. I just think the game is trying too hard to be hip and cool with the youngsters.
Could've made him Asian, San Francisco and all. No. Let's pander a bit more to blacks, the ones who barely contribute to gaming or society, in general.
>>340477981
We have to kill Christopher Nolan?
>>340484939
The GTA games are a few times more bland and yet everyone still buys them.
The trailer isn't even any good. Why are people talking about Not Another Ubishit Openworld Game?
>>340484838
thats some high quality vision augmentation
Is it just me who thinks that being forced to play a non-mute protag in an open world game is against the whole fun of an open world game?
There's too many of these open world games where in the cut scenes I'm playing a victim or otherwise decent guy but then I'm given the power of mass murder. Frankly I don't give a shit about a protag's back story. Just give me a customizable protag who just happens to be in the world.
>>340477498
I'll pass, don't like playing as a black dude
>>340485063
but asians are on the exact opposite side of bridge privilege from blacks so they can't claim diversity if the protag is one
I'm willing to give well reviewed games a shot at one point or another. If it hits 90+ metacritic, I'll dive in eventually.
>GODDAMN NIGGERS MUSLIM FUCK FUCK, I HAET GAEM BUT I WILL STILL PLAY IT SO I CAN RAGE AGAIN AND HAVE SOMETHING TO POST ON /v/, HAHA FUCK LEDDIT, NORMIES, HAHA /v/TARD 4EVER BRU.
>>340483531
jesus christ
>>340484358
You are not wrong, I had some fun grinding, and meeting people online so it is not total shit, but for that alone I would be catious with ubi, I would never buy their games at full price again. Then again I got it from humble bundle.
The gameplay in this game is too similar to the divison, more cover based shooting, do people even enjoy that outside gears of war?
What is this meme I've seen elsewhere here and on Steam forums about the preorder bonus being Ted Cruz?
>>340485289
All Ubisoft open world games are too similar. I stopped caring for them.
>>340484838
will he be the new jordi?
>>340482912
>The original game sold 13 million copies
fucking really? I don't know a single person who owns it and no one ever talked about it
>>340480531
Back to /pol/ buddy.
>>340485484
maybe.
he's going to be that violent and short tempered type of guy who seems like an asshole at first, but near the third act where everyone betrays he's the only staying loyal and he gives some solid advice and helps the player. will he die in a heroic sacrifice? maybe not, he'll probably be an angry Otacon.
>>340484893
BD was fun. Legends and Child of light were really good, but sold like crap, reason why we might not see nothing from Ubi Art again. The score of both games was impecable.
So due to popular demand here it is watch_dogs. There is not fucking way people will wall for this again. Hell, it was the game that spawned >Le framerate police XD
>>340484046
regarding the tom clancy agreement, is there anything published that confirms the limits of what's allowed? Or is this just speculating?
Can only find the press release detailing his sale of brand rights to them, no details.
>playing WD2
>hack civilians' internal organs with my hi-velocity lead hacking capsules
>hack their wallet with my organic matter manipulator
>extract the currency from the portable leather bank account with a hack
[spoilers]
>I'm playing before the protag before he was a hacker
>>340485063
>who barely contribute to gaming
You have to be a total piece of shit to hate on Mike Ross and Woolie.
>>340484838
>antagonists will be misogynistic darknet hackers from that one episode of SVU
Female character confirmed for rape drama.
>>340477498
I literally have never seen any teenager or anyone around that age wear these type of autistic clothes
>>340485327
beats me, i've played a few games with similar setups such as Day-Z and Rust before but i ended up dropping them very quickly. The social aspect is really the only a[[ea; for me and thats why i kind of caved in and bought overwatch.
>>340477498
I-I think you should kill yourself.
>>340485803
>>340485568
It's really forgettable.
I have a copy and I haven't even completed it because it was that bad. People stopped talking about it more or less a week after release. It was only until the news of the sequel that I remembered. The game wasn't catastrophically bad, it was just really mediocre at it's best and dull at it's worst. A really bad game is what people still talk about months after release.
>>340485907
The characters in this game should just jump off the Golden Gate bridge.
>>340485930
>a[[ea
*appeal
>>340485948
OOps
fuck
>>340485818
who
>>340485818
>Mike Ross and Woolie.
>>340484646
Hey fuck you, Peter is a visionary. The black and white games had infinite potential. I blame EA
>>340477498
>Ubishit
no, senpai
Are the protestors in the world premiere supposed to be some SJW or hipster version of Anonymous?
>>340480971
>I ignore patches
I was somewhat hyped for the first game and have nothing to play right now.
Should Itorrent?
I wish the /pol/tards would leave instead of shitting up a thread for a game that's going to be good, whether you nazi basemant trolls like it or not.
>>340485789
I only know that this was part of the deal since early TC games and it will continue that way.
About the agreegments only ubi knows, but I have not asked ubi drectly. I read it back on wikipedia when I was looking for Rainbow Six information when I bought the TC bundle.
>>340477981
>My name is Marcus
>>340486309
If you're the kind of bloke who is willing to torrent games how is that even a question? no risk only reward at best nigga.
At least Aiden Pearce was more of a loner guy, these people are just from some pussy version of Anonymous.
>want more info on Marcus?
I didn't learn anything.
As someone from /g/, I have to say that the entire trailer and its contents were retarded.
>>340477498
>>340483864
>I thoroughly enjoyed Watch_Dogs fuck offand I'm extremely disappointed in this sequel.
>>340486020
It's like they think every young person is Bernie supporting hipster faggot
>>340486309
You can even buy it, it's on sale. It can be pretty fun, actually, just mediocre as shit. Basically AC1.
>>340486590
Well, I really fucked up that post. Time for bed
>>340486495
shit haven't seen that one in a long time
>>340486607
Exactly!
>>340486612
Why the fuck bother buying this mediocre game?
Just torrent it, get an idea of what it's like and then get bored as fuck never completing it.
>>340484559
I can understand what virtue signalling is in this context I think, but what does it mean in general?
>>340486767
To have fun. Because it can be fun. It wasn't as good as everyone hoped but certainly isn't as bad as /v/ makes it out to be.
>>340477498
>Our first game was fuckin dogshit, what do we do?
>Make the MC black! Guilt them into buying it!
>Brilliant! Now they're dirty bigots if they don't buy our game!
Goyim get out. It's going to be shit, buying this is literally the equivalent to going to see the Ninja Turtles sequel because surely it'll be better than the first one, right?
The world premiere is so stupid, just filled with stupid effects and faggots. I really need to calm myself down. I need to watch this Win 98 ad.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jij5Nzh2Sj4
>>340485930
>>340486030
It is weird how it works in the division, even if overgeared people likes you, you become best mates.
Then there are edgy shits who have grinded forever and kill people, and have fun being dicks.
I met a group who had this beef with some overgeared guys who would not sotp ruining their day, then we met this guy who was even more powerful, and taught us how to play, and do stuff.
I have had a lot of people add me due to that. There is also move conversations in that game. I liked overwatch but much like TF2 it is a team based game where nobody likes to talk or chat.
To be honest I do believe the From Soft model works the best for MP games.
hey, at least the cover is colorful
>>340477498
WE
>>340483531
Please god take me now I don't want to be part of this world anymore.
>>340477981
We kill moot?
this is what happens when middle-aged managers are asked what they think hacking is like
Why are all the characters dressed like shit?
>>340483116
didn't stop san andreas from selling well
and they did mention oakland being playable
which has a lot of niggers.
No, anyone who hasn't learned their lesson is retarded. I will wait with no hype, I will find out whether or not it's a good game after it is released.
Anyone who buys into trailer and community hype at this point is a fool.
I got a crazy idea
Just hear me out here
What if...
What if you don't like the game idea/concept/protag/studio you don't buy the game?
I'm not. Worked for me in the past, you might save some money that way too.
>>340486914
>Ninja Turtles sequel because surely it'll be better than the first one, right?
It is, seriously.
It has the tone of the 80´s series. The turtles still look like ass, but Bebop and Rocksteady are great. The actor who played Baxter nailed the tone, so did Shredder. Megan Fox is the only bad actor, because she is not really playing a role, she is just bait for horny teens.
It got Krang, and the technodrome, it would honestly been a blast for 90's kids if it had been released then.
>>340486883
I started replaying it since the last couple of days. I can see why I put this game down originally. Doesn't help the bugs are still there after what? Two or three years after release.
It's the little things in the game that pisses me off. The fact pedestrians will panic if you drive a tiny bit close to the curb, the notifications that you can't turn off, the flaky assassin's creed running mechanics, the missions that are just cutscenes. Little things.
>>340481028
>tabs
A master of the lost arts!
>>340486267
>It's ok to release broken games as long as there are patches
No.
>>340487263
>Megan Fox is the only bad actor, because she is not really playing a role, she is just bait for horny teens.
I don't get this, she always looks greasy to me, greasy people are not sexy, I should know, I am one.
>>340483531
I die of laughter everytime, the characters are these guys but EDGY. It is as if that fag lord Banksey had puked over these guys, and they became the inspiration for watch_dogs 2.
this needs to be edited to have watch_dogs 2 logo at the end.
>>340487236
But I liked the first one and expected WD2 to have a similar cold near-cyberpunk setting with a stoic protagonist. Got this shit.
I can ignore and not buy it but it's a damn shame.
>>340483531
This is what Cartoon Network thinks kids are like.
>>340486794
Trading insincere LOOK AT HOW GOOD I AM political or philosophical advocacy for social currency and internet good boy points.
>>340487548
Maybe she knows people? I mean she is good looking, but that does nothing for me at this point, they could had cast a proper April O'Neil.
She dresses like a slutty schoolgirl in the first 15 minutes of the movie so that is her only purpose. After that she does not seem to have a defined character, she does the same stuff from Transformers. She brings down the movie because everyone else was great.
Even the new cassey was great, and he did not fail NYcity.
>>340485063
the game also has the surrounding area of oakland in it as well so it makes sense that they would choose a nigger protagonist oakland and san fran are just a bridge away
people commute from oakland to san fran and come back to oakland everyday all
the fucking time,
So a nigger protag makes
now if it was in san diego having one would be fucking odd
since it's more spics than anything else. in the area
>>340486190
>Blaming anyone but Peter "I know Im a habitual lier" Molyneux
Peter go away. Fables was overrated anyways
>>340477498
>Melee weapon is just a billiard ball on a piece of string
Only cool thing about all this.
Believe in R.Kelly and you will fly to Ubisoft, so you can do whatever you feel like.
>>340486965
>To be honest I do believe the From Soft model works the best for MP games.
yeah that's kind of why i've given up on a lot of recent games. Destiny sucked imo for this very reason
>>340487951
>whats so bad about oakland
>oh
>>340480417
>proud cuck
>>340487582
I would have also liked them try to make aiden a more fleshed out character but oh well. I'm skipping it. Every month I hear about a new game release its just more of the same: main character been changed for no reason other than to pander, not because he'll be interesting. I'm buying games less often and playing games I enjoy that much longer. But I hope the studios manage to snag the madden/nba audience they're so set after.
>>340480417
Am I the only one confused by the Hijab/short shorts combination?
Like, has any of these French Canadian fucks actually SEEN a muslim or are they just throwing her bizarrely anachronistic outfit in for the publicity
>>340487951
Oh shit it has Oakland, might be worth a play then
>tfw my city finally gets a game but its fucking Watch Dogs 2
>>340482385
Fail linguistics class son?
>girl's back is torn like a skull
now THAT'S pretty edgy
>>340488629
It's trying to appeal to the widest demographic it can, i wouldn't look into it that much,
>or are they just throwing her bizarrely anachronistic outfit in for the publicity
^bingo
>>340488821
Can't tell if she's Muslim or just dark skinned
>>340488751
>Living in Oakland
I'm... sorry
>>340488629
it's pretty common in the middle east you should try exposing yourself to some culture you racist
>>340480417
Holy shit, I love Some Shit Band Nobody Ever Heard Of. Formlessness was a really great EP even if its been kinda downhill since then. Harmlessness was still a solid release.
if this game was tongue in cheek like gta5's take on silicon valley then it would be fine (at least on a conceptual level)
but besides that we all know ubi can't build an enjoyable game to save their life, let alone a world.
>>340488629
Their only exposure to sanfran culture is probably just indie walking sim developer types. Expect lots of muslims with tacky tattoo sleeves, piercings and Hot Topic dumpster rags.
>>340489217Well, a place just immediately outside of it but still far too close.
Parts of it is ok though, its just like 85% of it is niggers and illegal mexicans. Good tacos though
>>340489225
Maybe if they have a death wish.
>>340477498
>hackers are 23 years old "cool kids" by the definition of a 15 years old
>>340477498
Wait, so the protag for WD2 is black?
Seems appropriate
>Sonyggers
It's gonna fail, like everything else Ubishit has been doing.
>>340477498
Do you have to play as one of the hipster mulatto teenagers in the pic?
If so, I'm out.
>>340488629
People want to think that Muslims are a bunch of marginalized misunderstood people so they culturally appropriate Muslim clothing in an effort to be inclusive to them.
Seriously the characters they have dressed up in hijabs and stuff would probably get murdered and raped the moment they stepped foot in the Middle East.
![[hijacking intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/vDSfNkt.gif "[hijacking intensifies].gif")
>>340489895
Prepare to get hacked, fucker.
>>340477981
He's going to hack the World Meme Database? ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>340477498
I got the first Watchdogs on PC when it first came out and thought it was kinda disappointing. The story was pretty meh, the most exciting part at the end when you cause the old guys heart to explode and fighting against your old friend with control over every piece of electronic.
The graphics were disappointing when compared to the trailers and the level design was pretty bad as you always had to fight your way through. Aiden never had any military experience, yet he was mass murdering mercenaries and criminals with ease. A hacker shouldn't be able to just rely on his guns and bullet time. It should have been like MGSV where you can change between stealth and action. Stealth first because you dont have the upgraded equipment and guns to go Rambo on them, yet. Then with the proper equipment and skill points, you can take the action route or become a highly skilled infiltrator.
That said after it was revealed that the PC graphics were downgraded so it dosent make the console editions look bad, it was quickly discover you can remove this limit. The game looks fucking AMAZING without the downgrade and brings a darker atmosphere to this gritty cyber distopia Big Brother world. In all honesty, they should delay the game until the newest versions of the PS4 and XBONE come out so it wont look as bad as Watchdogs 1.
All in all I am going a week so /v/ can gather a consensus on whether this game is good, bad, or just a hacker meme game. The cover makes it look alot more fun than the first game and I think with a topic such as having companies become so powerful that they can control a city should be dark and gritty like the first game.
Also the character designs are childish. The girl on the right is wearing on her head Islamic garmic, but wearing tight booty jean shorts, a shirt that shows her bra and bare shoulder. What? On the left we have Delsin from Infamous Second Son. The main character is a black criminal with a DLC orange prison outfit.
>>340488821
>wardrobe by Shadman
Is her asshole pierced also?
>>340477498
Blacked Dogs
>>340480628
This. So much this.
