they're being ironic, right?
please?
>>340471852
Are they trying to have their characters be as unlikable as possible?
>>340471852
>sf
>black, white white white
That place is full of Asians. Fuck off ubisoft why aren't asians represented.
>>340471852
what the fuck is the guy with laptop doing
is he typing with one fucking hand using claw?
>>340471973
>white white white
Pretty sure that girl is hispanic, and the masked guy could be asian.
Do people really want to hang out with a guy that bedazzles his boombox, Stryker with a mask, and a girl who can't tell her socks are inside out?
Should that kid even have a gun? They look like they're 15-16.
Damn. At least the first games protag looked cool but not edgy.
what happened
>>340472108
He's hacking
>>340471852
>we SPLATOON now
>>340471852
>in shape female hacker
Please, my suspension of disbelief can only go so far.
Is this set in San Fran?
>>340471852
dear lord is that a burka
ubi goin all out
>rip off Mr. Computer
>which ripped off Fight Club and Hackers
THEY EVEN HAVE A TOKEN SHITSKIN IN A HEE-JAB
>>340471852
Watch Dogs 1 was tonally deaf as fuck, I expect this to be no different, possibly worse.
>>340472342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
>>340472429
Yup
How do you do fellow hackers?
>>340471852
I seriously hope that isn't a hijab
Dressing like that completely defeats it's purpose
>>340471852
WHAT THE FUCK
>Hey there fellow kids!
>>340471852
Jesus fucking christ, can you get more edgy than this?
>>340471852
>leftists fighting against the corporations and their corrupt government stooges
Yeah, I'll be sure to pick up this one.
Post some hacker apparel
>>340472319
>At least the first games protag looked cool but not edgy.
Haha, you have to be fucking kidding me. Are you 11 years old? The original protagonist wore some shitty stitched up trench coat with a baseball cap. It's the definition of embarrassingly edgy.
I bet you think pic related looks good.
The fact that garbage like this is made doesn't bother me.
It's that I know I share this imageboard with at least one person that will pay full retail for this turd. I want to go somewhere where people that like this kind of trash just aren't.
>>340472535
When is he going to
>Pic related?
>>340472704
How'd you know they are leftists?
>>340472342
underrated post
>watchdogs
who cares?
>>340472891
A) Fucking look at them.
B) Its Ubisoft.
>>340472851
>trench coats and baseball caps are edgy
Ok kid
This shit is why I didn't like Sunset Overmeme. Fuck off with this god awful urban hipster faggotry. It looks like a fucking Taco Bell commercial.
>>340471852
>HELL YEAH DOWN WITH THE POLICE, RICH, AND CORPORATIONS
I imagine this turd will be filled to the brim with "subtle" social and political commentary.
>>340471852
that poor normal looking dude on the right wants nothing to do with the other 3 edgelords
>>340471852
Yeah, this is exactly what I picture when I think of an elite group of hackers trying to take on the establishment.
A bunch of conspicuous alt-scene punks doing everything in their power to attract attention to themselves, going so far as to literally wear the name of their organization on their clothing.
Fucking retarded.
>>340472891
Not him, but the game is made by far leftists. Do you really think it will have any other slant to it than multiculti drivel?
>>340472948
this going to be the ghostbusters defence isn't it?
people who dislike it because it looks terrible and pandering will be berrated as racists and sexists
>>340473029
>It looks like a fucking Taco Bell commercial.
That's bad because.......?
>>340472994
And what would make them not leftists? Trench coats?
>>340471852
>smart hacker
>black
What, why?
>>340473061
MC's little brother will have been shot by the police after volunteering at a homeless shelter for at risk LGBT youths just for wearing a hood while black.
>>340473193
Dressing like normal people, for one thing.
>>340472282
Now all we need is a guy in a wheelchair and the diversity rainbow would be perfect!
>>340472446
>Headscarf
>Showing her thighs
I don't understand, and I don't think Ubisoft understands either
>>340473001
Yes, that's exactly correct. The baseball cap on it's own would be fine. Combining it with that shitty pre-distressed trench coat just makes the protagonist look like a wannabe bad ass faggot.
The fact that you're actually defending this abomination tells me you're likely a faggot, too.
>>340471852
>that fucking premire video where one of the people behind the game has to try to describe the tone of the hackers without mentioning 4chan or anonymous, as "lolzy"
>>340473265
Trenchcoat it is.
>>340471852
Normies are now becoming wise to this phony tumblr style. Calling it now, this game is going to be the Ghostbusters of 2016.
>>340473241
Because "diversity" equates to black. Asians don't count.
>>340472891
San Francisco
>>340471852
the original picture wasn't at this resolution right it looks awful
>>340472446
Hijab you dip.
Burkas are the ones where only the eyes are visible.
The main protag from WG1 was a fucking joke and an asshole, these KIDS aren't even jokes. They look like fucking assholes.
>>340473246
That pic reminds me how shitty the vestibule on ign is
>>340472429
yup
>>340473514
my fucking eyes
>>340473282
As retarded as the game looks, people can wear headscarfs just for fashion and not be Muslim, you need to get out more.
>>340471852
how do we kill ubisoft?
THE BIGGEST HACK IN THE HISTORY
>>340473514
oh lawdy
>>340473514
>everyone IMMEDIATELY stops what they're doing to check their phones
I don't interact with real people, is this what actually happens?
>>340473514
GG on using the same animation Ubi, you certainly know where to cut corners.
>>340473514
oh boy i hope they won't forget hacking minigames!
>>340473514
>everyone pulls out their phone with the exact same physical motion
That's some lazy ass shit.
>>340473584
Stop buying their shitty games.
>>340473584
>>340472408
>>340471963
Reddit's out in full force today!
>>340473576
That's a fucking retarded fashion trend
>green guy
>my feet hurt
>why isn't there WiFi here
>who are these weird posers
>I wish I was at home shitposting on 4chins
>>340473514
>every single person plays turns to the same direction at the same time and performs the exact same animation
Even for Ubisoft, this is disgraceful.
>>340471852
This looks like a fucking crossover of Tumblr, Deviant art and an AD site for a turn based card game.
>>340473584
>how do we kill ubisoft
If the rumors are true Vivendi is trying to do that for us.
is that really a female muslim hacker? wttf
>>340472510
Anon don't, please? No one should be reminded of that.
Never change, Ubisoft.
>>340473698
>calling us reddit
>defends ubisoft
i wonder who could be behind this post
>>340471852
is that a hijab
>>340473559
fuck yo eyes
>>340473314
How exactly is this edgy?
>>340473576
>headscarves as fashion
And the people that do are some of the worst kind of people to be around. They're all "worldly" progressive women.
>>340471852
At least the girl isn't as hideous as that bitch from the first Watch Dogs
>>340471973
SJWs don't like Asians, they destroy their narrative.
>How do you do, fellow kids
>>340471852
what the fuck is that thing on the left?
segway?
robot?
>>340473846
calling you reddit for typing like redditors and for posting the reddit frog.
>>340473514
>>340473862
What the fuck man are they even trying anymore? They literally just gave up putting any effort to their shit.
The only horrifically bad design here are the two guys at the right.
Left look fine. If it was done by anything other than Ubisoft it'd be good enough.
>>340473885
That looks literally nothing like the Watch Dogs protagonist. But he absolutely does look like a faggot. Good job contributing nothing.
So where does the first game fit in?
>>340473846
He's talking about our rares
>Everyone uses Samsung so you can hax everything with one click
>>340473995
Does he have fucking skin on his gun?
>>340471852
>We want the underage audience
>Rated M for Manure
>>340473514
"GEE SHIT, WHO DONE THAT?"
I really fucking hate this whole "anarchist punk rocker hacker" trope, it annoys the shit out of me.
People with enough knowledge to take down entire corporate systems aren't hip and edgy teenagers, they are reclusive and soft-spoken, as learning about this sort of shit takes a long goddamn time with many hours locked inside your room staring at a monitor.
Seriously, fuck off Ubisoft.
>>340473995
>black vs black fighting
umm ubisoft... explain?
>>340473862
oh boi, in WD2 i can get to play as a San-Fran technowiz millennial who doesn't know how fucking lucky they are and will constantly complain about things that don't exist just to validate an egotistical victim complex?
neat.
>>340473354
>implying normalfags care about anything but the graphics
It's like ubi saw the "pol plays Watch_Dogs" video and decided "FINE, YOU HAVE TO PLAY AS A CREW OF A TRANSNIGGER NIGGER, A FURRY HISPANIC GIRL, AN DEMISEXUAL ASIAN AND A WHITE WHO IS NEVER ON SCREEN" just out of spite.
Which wouldn't be surprising, because Ubisoft is retarded.
>>340471973
SJWs dont' care about Asians because they're more prosperous than they are
>>340471852
>they're being ironic, right?
It looks like pretty standard "cool" teenager streetwear. Do you in bumfuck nowhere or something? People wear this shit all the time. I don't see the problem unless you're just opposed to this style of clothing on principle.
>>340473514
In a different game this could be satire. it would be behind the curve and lacking subtlety; but it wouldn't be embarassing
Literally who is the target audience for this game?
>>340474150
Anarchist punks are the ones who claim that they could hack and take down corporate systems, but have absolutely no skill with a computer. They're fucking posers, to use their lingo.
>>340473685
SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO HUH? KARATE CHOP YOUR PHONE? DUDE RESPECT OUR COMPANY!!!! SACRE BLEU
>>340471852
>character in first game was bland
>better counter that by making the most obnoxious characters possible
>>340474163
>time trial drone flying
Quality ubisoft content
>>340474150
>I really fucking hate this whole "anarchist punk rocker hacker" trope, it annoys the shit out of me.
>People with enough knowledge to take down entire corporate systems aren't hip and edgy teenagers
you've clearly haven't read enough cyberpunk books
>>340474189
Don't they know how problematic that is?
>>340473939
>SJWs don't like Asians, they destroy their narrative.
That is absolutely true.
>black and latina super hackers
>in the global tech hub full of whites and asians
Finally, a game that will appeal to the rabid black and latina fanbase of AAA open world gta clones
>>340474163
nice, cant wait for superman 64 minigames. (not that im every going to play this)
this looks fucking retarded
>>340474298
Literal children. They find this shit cool.
>>340473995
Was that really a yo-yo? Jesus Christ, Ubisoft really is fucking clueless.
>>340474150
Look at this fucking retard. I bet you don't even like Hackers.
Watch Dogs 2 is looking incredibly gay but it's not like anyone wanted it anyway.
>>340474150
They're not even anarchists! They're fucking subculture divisionists, a faction, like Killzone.
THESE are anarchists, disrupting the order for the sake of freeing minds.
>>340474228
It looks to me like someone at Ubisoft went to California/watched Silicon Valley and was like
>Ohhh THIS is what hackers look like
>We need to make them cooler
>>340473885
>v-neck
>With open trench coat
Looks like someone straight outta /fa/
Since when are blacks such a huge demographic that every AAA game coming out has to have a black protagonist? It's like 12 % of American population. Like what 1% in Europe? In Asian markets?
I see enough people in real life and I hate them seriosly fuck off I'm not buying this shit
>>340473995
cool yoyoing animation
too bad this game will most definitely be vapid uninspired shit
>>340471852
How do people take this hamfisted "fuck da man" and "corporations are evil" stick in games from giant corporations seriously? But I would unironically love for it to feature a cameo from Donte. The box should have a "featuring Donte from the DmC series".
>>340471852
I live in San Francisco
I DON'T NEED TO BE EXPOSED TO THESE FAGGOTS ANY MORE
>>340471852
What the fuck am i looking at?
Bernie Sanders IT crew?
>>340474264
please tell me where you live that it is common for people to walk around with punk themed segway robots as fashion accessories
>>340474058
You said trench coat + baseball cap is the definition of edgy. >>340472851
It obviously isn't, and I bet that guy looks better than you.
>>340474163
>>340474319
>drone races
wow, fun. everyone totally loves time trials in non racing games
>>340474298
The audience who buys any of the shit Ubisoft throws out.
I wonder if the game is going to miss out on the fact that the rebel characters you'll be playing as will be the exact sort of people that are making san francisco shitty.
They are technically skilled young people with resources who would get grabbed by any company out there and then help drive prices in san francisco up.
I bet the game will blame big business republicans for all the problems.
Really, this concept could go in so many right direction, but alas, it's patented by Ubi
>>340474163
If they want their MCs to be "trendy" and look and act "young" then why the FUCK do they let some 40+ year olds design them?
>>340471852
I bet Jessica Biel's life that the guy Fawkes mask or some bastardised version of it is in the game.
THIS IS A POLICE OFFICER
thanks doc
>>340474329
Hiro is a nerdy blasian weeaboo in his thirties
>>340472282
Not trying to be a memer but I think I heard that she's a tranny.
>>340473995
Can't wait to unlock PK Flash.
THIS IS A FUCKING ANARCHIST
>>340471973
It's possible the guy on the far left could be Asian
But yeah. No one wants to risk Asians unless the setting calls for it (ninjas and samurai) or as the hot exotic Asian chick
>>340474026
just like pic related
they know people will buy it
until people stop buying this shit it won't it
>another ubishit game
Literally who the fuck cares?
>>340474590
So he doesn't fit the definition of anarchist punk rocker hacker to you?
Fine by me.
>>340474548
>Using Arise motoko design
>Using SAC Laughing man stuff
WHY
For being a muslim or whatever she sure is showing a lot of skin
>tfw you use your iphone to hack the patriarchy while you drink your kale shake
Could this possibly be the Hackers of this generation?
>>340473956
pepe was on 4chan first
>>340474356
its a billiard ball on a rope.
At least the first guy had a decent if somewhat bland look to him, this just looks like the cast to a bad tv show about edgy teen hackers taking down the pentagon
>>340474510
>getting meta and realizing that the entire game, you weren't even mislead or betrayed, you're just a genuinely shitty person
That's too advanced for Ubisoft, the white guy will betray the crew and reveal that his baseball cap secretly says "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" and promptly shoot a baby, just so you know he's the bad guy.
Then you'll have to foil his plan to hack the city so hard it explodes
>>340471852
Their way of dress seems out of place. It screams New York
>>340474329
I can tolerate characters like Case which aren't basically pure unadulterated edge like the characters in WD2, even if they aren't huge nerds with no life at all.
>>340474364
Pretty meme movie.
>>340473514
What's up with the squiggly lines? They did that stuff better in the first game even with the downgrade.
>>340474751
Hackers is actually great
Fine, have your nigger protag. But what really bothers me is that he's some scrawny little negro. Couldn't they given us Idris Elba or something? Or pic related?
>>340471852
Finally, a game with characters I can relate to.
>>340473514
>OI IT'S 7 BONGS
>>340474394
dont you know anon?
Black. Lives. Matter.
It looks like a teenagers version of mr robot
or at least thats the vibe i'm getting from the cinematic reveal trailer
AYO HOL UP
SO WHAT YOU BE SAYIN IS
WE WUZ HACKERS AND SEHIT
>>340474590
Hiro is the hacker, YT is the punk rocker
>>340471852
even the robot is positioned ahead of the 'straight white male' character
>>340474356
It's actually not, it's some DIY weapon shit that they came up with, with a billiards ball or something.
The only thing that I actually thought looked cool from what they showed.
>>340474394
it's the easiest way to meet the diversity quota
>>340473193
Didn't Canada just elect a socialist president in Trudeau? Meaning probability wise they're more likely to have voted left in the last election. Thus, probably leftists.
>>340474775
> billiard ball on a rope
+1 for creativity I guess
>>340474894
Do americans really think this ''style'' is good?
I bet he has those table haircuts
>>340473384
Latinos don't either. It's funny to see them sometimes be called white in some instances and others POC, when it's convenient
>>340474734
Why do people keep calling her a Muslim?
>>340474894
>that fucking gun
>>340474423
how fucking rich are you
does anyone else here watch Nathan For You? I bought Watch_Dogs 1 on sale forWiiUand I can't stop saying "I'm a hacker, man, not a slacker" like the Johnny Depp impersonator
It's dumb but it cracks me up every time
>>340474771
so were rage faces
>>340474751
angelina was so cute with short hair
>>340474478
No, I said the protagonist in the first was wearing some shitty pre-distressed, stitched-up trench coat with a baseball cap trying to look like a fucking bad ass, but instead just looking like an edgy retard.
Then you started bitching because somebody said a bad thing about your favorite shitty game and posted some irrelevant picture of some goofy looking faggot and acted like that meant the above wasn't true.
>>340474894
#RARE
#BASED
#PHPCOOKINGMUSIC
SO.
/v/, tell me, what do you think the story will actually be?
>>340474686
Except fo4 didn't look as bad as this >>340474163 and it doesn't play as bad as /v/ bullshits.
>>340472282
I'm almost positive she's a muslim and wearing a hijab, because the main problem with watch dogs was it's lack of diversity and a progressive cast
>>340474980
autists trying to force epic memes
>>340471973
>why aren't asians represented?
Because Asians don't buy videogames, blacks and latinas do
I just realized the motivation of the main character is he wants to eliminate labels due to the fact he was wrongly labelled as a criminal.
And people are labeling him as edgy, hipster, cringe, douche etc.
This feels super intentional.
>>340471852
>edgy teen hackers can run circles around giant corporations and police
>conveniently forgetting that giant corps and police have people who have 50+ years more experience than them doing the exact same thing
every time
>>340473514
Why do they all turn and face the same way? The two guys on the left do complete 180s.
>>340474825
Remember he has to be good at parkour. Too much mass would be bad.
>>340471852
FUCK I thought the guy on the right had rollerblades
Could have been modern Jet Set Radio
>>340474894
>DEDSEC
>A pi pin
>>340471852
You can tell this is geared towards Euros.
>Clothing
>Anti-establishment without being overtly destructive
>Three middle-eastern characters (potentially four)
>plain, spaced out architecture
>>340474853
>>340473862
Literally seamless, believable social interaction.
>>340475075
he a good boy goin to church every day then the cops kill his mama so he gotta kill dem crackazzz
>>340474792
Pretty meme opinion.
>>340474894
>putting a pi pin
Is this supposed to look cool?
>>340471852
It's dumb but honestly I couldn't give less shit who the characters are if the game will be any good.
I'd be mad if they made, lets say next installment of prince of persia and made the MC black but like that i couldn't give 2 shits about his skin colour.
So far it sure do looks better than the first one (It was basically a GTA with press X to hack) now they got some improvements. We'll see when it comes out there is really very little to judge, could be good could be shit.
But lets be honest you need to include token black in those times to get anywhere and its all about selling this after all...
>>340474751
Unless they come up with that god tier Angelina Jolie it isn't
>>340471852
>come on /v/ after shitty day
>god what the fuck is this
>first 20 posts no mention of game so google search
>watch dogs 2
There's so many people that are terrible at everything that still make money, I just must be the worst
>>340471852
They're being fun, grim didn't work last time so they are trying the opposite and embracing the ridiculousness of their world they've created, the setting for their new game reflects this.
Not defending, just telling it like it is.
>>340471852
who are we fighting this time?
the patriarchy?
>>340474948
Oh god, only know I've dawned on the realization that this game is supposed to be about black kids taking on the evil cops.
JFMSU
Watchdogs was the fastest game I've ever uninstalled.
I remember loading into the game, turning my mouse, noticing a sick mixture of negative accel and mouse smoothing and immediately alt + f4'd and uninstalled that piece of shit.
Fuck Ubisoft.
>>340474394
>2016
>Not profiting off the white guilt of trust fund liberal college kids.
It's like you WANT to be racist.
>>340474971
no one wears that 'style' you kanker mongool, maybe in QUEBEC where these faggots are HQ'd
>>340473885
>tfw I wore a v neck for the first couple years of High School
I regret everything.
>>340472408
It really is the worst cliche ever. At least most other generic archetypes are actually somewhat based on reality, the female super hacker literally does not exist on any level yet it's absolutely everywhere in fiction.
after that guy bought that gun, he had a moment where he thought "yeah, i should draw some memes on this gun"
that entire cast looks unbelievably obnoxious
>>340473885
I thought it was only a trench coat if it hits the knees. That's an overcoat or something.
>>340471852
DUDE ELITE HACKER LMAO
REBEL AGAINST THE SYSTEM LMAO
>>340474775
>>340474936
It was still a dumb move designing such a useless feature. Everybody always stocks up guns before missions in almost every GTA clone.
>>340472318
I wouldn't mind hanging out with them as long as they don't do anything that gets me in trouble.
>>340474998
You're right, it is fucking dumb.
>>340475059
There's nothing edgy about Aiden's clothes and you're retarded. Trenchcoats and baseball caps are completely normal. The guy looking like a "goofy faggot" still doesn't make him edgy looking. You just don't know what edgy means, probably because you just came from reddit.
>>340474458
What the fuck are you talking about. This thread is about their look, not the over the top technology. The look is not significantly different from any of a hundred different streetwear brands.
these will get some mileage
>>340474790
It screams "What a group of 35 year olds came up with when they were told to make characters that were "rebels" and "outcasts""
>>340474751
>Yfw escort level where the Indian guy is smashing his laptop keyboard and stuff around you is constantly flashing and exploding
I think there is a very real possibility of this being in the game
>>340474894
>3 items of clothing that just straight say "DEDSEC"
>face mask is their logo
Aren't dedsec supposed to be secret and underground?
It's 1995 all over again
>>340474335
please explain
>>340471852
Are we actually going to fight against dedsec or will we be dedsec
>>340475321
LOL
>>340474894
We be hacking welfare money
>>340475140
>he doesn't kill people
>hits people in the head with a billiard ball
I don't think Ubisoft have actually held one. You hit people repeatedly in the head with one, they're dead.
I just wish video games would die.
Would you buy this game if the villain was this seductive rich mega corporation woman in her 40s?
>>340475187
>>340475187
>embracing the ridiculousness of their world
>alienware claw hacker
>bedazzled hipster ninja
seriously, this black guy will be something about taking on the cops because MUH
odds are they won't portray him as a responsible father though
>>340475212
Dude american blacks wear those boots and retarded hair all the time and that disgusting goatze
>>340474980
The headdress plus the fact that it's more relevant and progressive to make her muslim instead of hispanic
>>340474356
in my school someone snuck that weapon and rekt some kid with it.I think its called a monkeys fits.In the right hands it can rekt your shit.
>>340475132
It's set in San Francisco. I live in Euroland and NO ONE dresses like this. I heard San Francisco actually looks like this so I guess it's catered to Americans actually.
>>340474150
>implying they arent just script kiddies with access to OP as fuck scripts
>>340475150
>>340475125
of course you idiots, only nerds will get it
pi symbolizes peace & freedom
I know the game IS WATCH DOGS 2 but no one in this thread mentions the name except me, why is /v/ so full of elitists ?
>>340475315
how is that in any way comparable to the ridiculousness of the guy all the way on the left or the girl?
>>340474329
The issue is that books like Snow Crash are heavily, heavily about world building and provide an interesting story hook.
Watch_Dogs doesn't build the world. And it has no interesting story hook. It's the blandest pile of garbage in the universe.
>>340475140
USE GUNS
S
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>>340475191
ebil corporations
>>340472319
Aiden was the definition of edgy, his motives didn't make sense and he had the personality of a piece of wood.
This guy looks like he's not trying to be batman, unlike pierce
>>340474150
To be fair, hacking is a lot about being a con artist and posing as tech people on the phone so employees give you their passwords and stuff. Also going through garbage for documents with sensitive info on them.
>>340475140
I kinda want to be the big black bubba looking fella.
>>340475497
>not Watch Dawgs 2
You fucked up
>>340475436
Oh yeah? where in Euroland, because I've visited five countries over four years and I saw a lot of da yout wearing that kind of shit (especially the headscarf)
>A game about a multicultural group of teenagers killing racist white police with 3D printed guns and toppling the system with their mighty iphones
WHO IS THIS GAME TARGETED TO?
>>340474751
>ywn hang out at Cyberdelia with your hip roller-skating hacker friends
Why even live ;_;
>>340475518
SO THIS IS LITERALLY ASSASSIN'S CREED NOW?
>>340475572
do it
>>340474998
you are fucking autistic
