I just woke up from a long coma. I have not played any games since 2000, what essential games would you guys recommend me?
undertale
>>340447550
What was the last game you played before you took the long nap?
LIES
You weren't in a coma.
You just want video game recommendations from that year because you were poor at the time.
>>340447550
>I have not played any games since 2000
>pic is a rom hack from a 2004 game
You have 16 years of fapping to enjoy instead.
>>340447550
Don't 16 years of a coma fuck your brain up and leave you pretty much retarded?
>>340447928
Pokemon gold
>>340448135
First thing I played when I woke up
You're a fucking liar, OP. You hear, me? A fucking There's no way that you
>>340447550
Here comes the fake blog
>>340448025
Too true. I remember my grandmother spending a lot on a Gameboy SP and Pokemon Ruby and told me that was my only present for a long time. Took me until I came to America like four years later that I got a PS2 and Battlefront 2.
>>340448305
There has to be a news story about you
I wont believe this unless i have a link to it!
>>340447550
Why not have a psychic on your team? Alakazam is so good. Why use the ape? Surely machamp or hitmonlee is better.
>>340447550
Nigger, /v/ didn't even exist 16 years ago.
I know this is bs but how would you know /v/ existed?
plus
>>340448261
Super Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube.
Shadow of the Colossus
Guild Wars
>>340448769
>Not just using your favorites
Why are you such a massive faggot?
>>340448769
>I just use the best available!
It's not like the games are even hard, you try hard faggot.
>>340447550
Lies.
How are you able to even move if youve been in a coma for 16 years?
>7 years old
>play pokemon all the fucking time
>one day Im playing it while I walk home from school
>not paying attention when I walk the crosswalk because Im busy kicking some swimmers ass
>a ford knocks me sideways and I land on my head
>im out
>for a while I think I'm dead
>realize thats its all just a dream and I'll wake up
>spend the next years having lucid dreams about whatever the fuck I want
>its been so long since I've seen reality that I can't remember what it's like
>I dont even remember what a person is
>wake up in a hospital room
>suddenly realize that that my morning root beer is not levitating in front of me
>Im in a circus mood, so I try changing the room into a circus
>it doesnt work
>old man walks up to me and tells me I've been in a coma for 16 years
>Im a grown up now
>try to speak
>"p...please..."
>"Very good, you can still speak. Do you remember anything else?"
>"Do you remember your name?"
>"D...doctor...please..."
>"I need to make a post... to /v/..."
>>340448305
>the first thing I played when I woke up was a ROMhack of a game I shouldn't know even existed.
OK kid.
Persona 4 Golden
Assassins creed 2
Red Dead Redemption
Tell your story op
How do you know what 4chan is?
