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>accused of a crime he didn't commit
>decides to become a cop murdering, hacking, car thieving, gangster killing, hacktivist

someone didn't really think this through
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k
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Aiden did pretty much the same thing
>I want to avenge this horrible murder
>Kills hundreds of people with families
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really makes you stink huh
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Lejun: the game
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>>340423550
what I loved about Watch Dogs is how for the majority the enemies you fight are fucking security guards

i.e no one that had anything to do with some grand conspiracy just blue collar guys trying to put food on the plate for a wife and a kid

but mister ballcap is angry so he caves their skulls in
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din du NUFFIN
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>pepe frog and horse mask in trailer
>parody troll face
>overall "fellow kids" wannabe meme cringefest

Did Aisha Tyler write this game?
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But...

Blacks don't live in San Francisco.
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Holy fuck ubisoft is so goddamn out of touch it's hilarious
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This seems to be a retarded recurring issue with gta inspired games.

>Try to make protagonist some downtrodden likable person who is only trying to avenge themselves.
>Gameplay consists of murdering people as the meat and potatoes of the game.
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>watchdogs
>ever
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>>340423740
>>340423894
@_@
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>>340424843
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>>340424461

RECOIL, NOT LIKE SHOOTING IN A VIDEOGAME HUH?
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>>340423306
Any GTA clone where you don't play as a criminal is bound to thematically clash, since the core of the genre is the ability to steal cars (hence the name).
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The hacktivist is the worst part of that description

Hacktivists are beyond insufferable
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>>340423306
>muh oppression
>justify murderous rampage
would be better if the MC is a career criminal like GTA, who hacks just for fun or too climb in criminal ranks
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>>340423708
When I saw the original trailer, I thought it was going to be about taking down bad guys using phone hacking skills and some form of disguise, stealth or camouflage if possible. But it really let me down. And I was coming off a Boondock Saints kick that time.
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THIS SUMMER

ACCUSED OF A CRIME HE DIDN'T COMMIT
>"I didn't do it!"
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Huh? He just became punished like snake
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>>340428128
>not I'm the hacker now
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the animations in the trailer were horrendous, it's going to be shit
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but he's black so it's okay.

that how it works.
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JOHNSON WHERE IS THE TEXTURE FILE FOR OUR NEW PROTAGONIST
>Oh fuck
>Open old protag's texture
>Select brown and flood fill the skin areas
>Done
>Collect paycheck
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>>340423306
last game was even worse
>aiden hacks bank accounts for huge sums of money
>niece gets killed and suddenly gains some sense of twisted morality
>starts beating the shit out of/killing petty thieves
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>>340424016
>pepe
where?
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For one thing how retarded were Ubisoft to think "Hacktivist" is something that people actually want to be, it's like saying you want to grow up and Occupy Wall Street.

Also the MC looks like a powerful Filipino which is hilarious
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What is it with games wanting you to play as niggers these days?
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>>340425083
>troubles?
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I won't play the game because the main character is a nigger and the game is set in San Francisco.
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>>340425593
Actually, it's exactly like it.
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>>340424630
The explicitly state that it's up to you whether or not you kill people or not.
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Neuromancer vidya when
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>>340428128
>I'M IN CTRL NOW
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>>340424412
he's from oakland
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>>340428829
I bet /k/ had a blast with this scene. I wish I saw the threads.
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>>340423550
Aiden's identity didn't revolve around being black. It revolved around him trying to correct and take revenge on the people behind the demise of his niece. His character was flawed and he knew that in the end. This character revolves around being black and trying to fight "the system" for being wrongly prosecuted.
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dead game.

next big flop.
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>>340423306
Really should be a pure stealth/escape game with gadgets to manipulate things, and the chance to pick up guns to take on more important enemies if you want to kill them. Like Mirror's Edge, but better.
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>>340428910
>Killing people doesn't have an impact on the game until the end where you have a choice to kill people. You also probably won't survive unless you do

IT'S A CHOICE, Y-YOU CHOSE TO BE BAD THE CHARACTER ACTUALLY IS A VERY NICE GUY

You can't make killing everybody the easiest option and provide a shit ton of ways to do just that and say it was a choice.
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>>340425083
>>340423894
>>340423740
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>>340429357
There's a stun gun, plus hacking capabilities.

There are non lethal modes of play.

Not even trying to shill, just saying what the devs claimed.
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>>340423306
>expecting good writing in an ubisoft game
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>>340429549
at least theyre up to date
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>>340429690
hello fellow kids
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>>340429690
(((Cringe)))
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wait
do you even shoot people in this?
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>>340429930
You hit them with a bucket of fried chicken on the end of a rope.
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>>340429690
Woah... When is this cool video game coming out, bro? It's like COD, but open world right?
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>>340423306
>It's about racial profiling and social justice
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>>340428829
>How to spot the no funs faggot
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>>340429690
Hello fellow /v/ board poster, this game looks amazing and hip, what is it?
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>>340430031
And the badguys try to catch the rope and put it around your childlike and well-meaning neck. Kind of like jump rope I guess
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>>340429690
>a button with fuckin pi on it
literally "us nerds and hackers, huh?"
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>>340423306
>>accused of a crime he didn't commit
If you look at FBI crime statistics, he probably did commit it.
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>>340428829
What movie is that from and where can I see the images on their own?
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>>340425083
Are you perturbed by my feigning ignorance?
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>>340429690
would smash laptop/10
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>>340430483
He might be the one in a million chance though
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>>340428610
Would you leave a rotten world to its own devices or use your power for righteous justice?
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>>340430483
>>340430552
Stop being so racist, blacks don't commit ALL the crime.
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>>340430552
It's far easier for me to assume they are all criminal scum and pray for the police to eradicate them
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>>340430687
Your right, beans commit about 25% of it even though many of those are listed as "white hispanic"
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You don't have to kill anybody though, as for the other examples...wouldn't you break the law in some way if you had no other options?
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>>340429690
grettings fellow 4channers! This game looks radical as crap and I can't wait to play it on my PlayStation 4 with some Dorritos ( Onion cream Master Race )

Skate on, /v/ictorious teens!
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>>340430823

I'm okay with this, why would I want to play as that fat balding piece of shit?
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Hello fellow /v/ board poster, this game looks amazing and hip, what is it?
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>>340430782
Why do you crackas commit so much crime?
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>>340430489
It's an episode of SVU centered around feminism in video games
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>>340429690
Epic fail and triforce of mouse pointers... I thought you guys were overestimating how out of touch Ubi is, do you guys think they're doing this on purpose?
Is this what happens when people who have little to no idea of how diverse the collective of subcultures are that they just lump everything into generic protester lifestyle and belief hackers?
I'm triggered by this cultural appropriation
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>>340430483
>muh statistics

If you were on trial for a crime you didn't commit would you use "Judge, I'm white and us whites don't commit crimes as much as them niggers. Absolve me, cuck." as a defense?
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>>340430489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2klLy8r8Ro
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>>340431602
If I was I was arrested in a room full of nigger apes who were far more likely to commit the crime than I and who practice racial homogeneity in order to protect the herd then yeah I would probably use exactly that argument.
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>>340429112
How much?
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>3 days until E3
>Still no actual collage

Fug
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>>340431768
"Mr Anon, you know explicit racism is not evidence?"

Jesus, you are fucking stupid.
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>>340428910
Uh-huh. Just like how we could completely control and plan out assassinations in AC. Or how they state on the box of the first AC that the civs will either "help or hinder you" based on how you played
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>>340428128
kek
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>>340429112
Whatever, The Fugitive is still way better than US Marshalls
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>>340429690
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>>340431957
He's still right though fag. Go cry to your fag twitter clique.
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>>340423550
>>340423306
LUDO
NARRATIVE
DISSONANCE

YOU UNEDUCATED FUCKS
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>>340429690
>>340432119
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>>340433063
not really, especially when the game rocked a good/evil meter
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this game is AIDS
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>>340431989
it wass the one armed man
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>>340431957
>explicit racism
Statistics are racist now?
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>>340431904
what are you talking about? There are a couple fags that keep trying to do a 2016 squilliam and another guy trying to do a 2016 desert bus. Hopefully someone comes up with a new concept this time
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>>340433080
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>>340423306
>accused of a crime he didn't commit
>fucks everyone up

how familiar
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>>340433016
He may be, but trying that shit in court is a one way ticket to jail.

>>340433383
No, but saying "I DIN DU NUFFIN BECAUSE NIGGERS LOL!" is.
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>>340429930
Why wouldn't you shoot people in this?
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>>340431768
You would be arrested and prosecuted based on evidence, not statistics you stupid fuck.
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who the fuck thought this was a good Idea? Its like the dance scene from spiderman 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzlbaMboCiM
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>>340433080
he looks 100% mexican
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>>340434464
>dance scene from Spider-Man 3

Thanks for reminding me that shit exists, asshole. Although you're right about how bad it is.
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>>340434708
It's the shitty Ubisoft lighting. He looked Asian in the leaked pictures because of the lighting too.
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>>340434464
>3D printed semiauto pistol
>Looks like a retarded cross between 92FS and a G32
>Fires caliber larger than .22
>Main weapon is a poolball on a rope

Why doesn't this nig just hack himself a gun?
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>>340434886
not just the color, his facial features are mexican
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>>340435014
No those are black features
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>>340435002
>3D printed semiauto pistol
Does it follow the retarded no guns logic, where it pops out of a 3D printer fully formed, with no need of springs or other metal parts that a #D printer is incapable of making?
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>>340435242
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>>340435349
I guess I'm wrong but he looks like one of those hipster blacks.
>Ubi can't tell the difference between a black and a Mexican
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>>340435256
No idea, just going by the intro video it was printed out of a plastic extrusion printer and isn't retardedly bulky like 3d printed plastic zip guns.
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>>340423708
Did you actually scan any of them? Most of the Blume security guards were mercs that had criminal backgrounds.
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Best looking hacker coming through

I'd rather have a Open World GiTS game instead, hacking, beating up, arresting, chillin and schlikety schlooing with my fellow lesbians and pondering things all day erry day
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>>340435256
Pops out ready to go, even manages to get a functioning slide and breech printed right into it.
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>>340431602
>us whites
Clearly you're not one of us.
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>>340428351
that's nowhere near as funny
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>>340434464
>3-D printed gun

So is it like a single-use pistol or some shit?
Would it be that hard for him to just find an actual gun in the US of A?
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>>340436014
too bad all we got was a shitty shooter instead
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>>340436181
The line in the movie is "I am de captain now"
Would make more sense in context as "I am de hacker now"
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>>340434464
Nigga might as well just make a shotgun out of a pipe.
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who is the worst publisher and why is it ubisoft
EA is half the cancer that ubisoft represents
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>>340436067
Well, thanks for being predictably retarded Ubisoft.
>>340436265
Remember, this game takes place in the future when the jews won and took everyone's guns away.
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>>340423306
we wuz dindus
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>>340435590
Well, they did put mountains in the background of Chicago in the first Watchdogs. And their map of the U.S. in The Crew looked like this.
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>>340436265
Well the game IS set in Commiefornia
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>>340429690
How can they be this way? I'm over 30 and find this incredibly cringeworthy, they cannot be so out of touch can they. Or this some +50 exec who tells them to do it like this or some shit?
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>>340436506
Easily Ubisoft. EA has never even been that bad, and their games are generally quite good. Ubisoft consistently puts out games that are literal reskins (Far Cry Primal using the same map as FC4 for example) that are always completely broken every time (look at The Division, and the funny part is that every update has been breaking the game even more to the point where they recently had to postpone a dlc release because it wasn't working with the current version of the game).
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>>340437004
Normalfags love this shit.
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>>340423306
HOL UP
>smacks lips
SO WHACHA SAYIN IS
>gangsta grips phone
THAT WE CAN HACKZ AND SHIEET?
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>literal dindu
wew lads
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>>340437004
i think they are french
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I can't believe the protag of the last game is a meme sprouting retard
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>>340429690
How can they be this out of touch with the world? I can't remember the last time I heard Epic Fail used unironically. Shit I can't even the remember the last time I heard it ironically.
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Edgy
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>>340438136
I believe it's intentional cringe humor, the first game was full of tired as fuck memes as well
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>>340429690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8
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>>340437138
Is it like when they watch Big Bang Theory and they think they're smart because they understand "le nerd culture? "
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>>340423306
Did they intend to make the most hipster protagonist in the history of everything?
>laptop with meme stickers
>way he dresses(glasses, buttons, etc.)
>slaps people with an 8-ball flail
>a 3d-printed blinged out pistol
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>>340438572
pretty much.
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>>340438454
Something like that I guess.
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>How should i prove that im innocent
>I know! I shoot and kill anyone who tries to catch me!
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for a libtard company ubisoft does enjoy guns huh
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>>340428747
What's the square root of bad, anon? It's you, you are the epicenter of cool and bad.
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>>340438862
Yes or no mother fucker
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>>340437775
>Angriest white guy this side of Doomguy with a tragic backstory and is just a downer most of the time
>somehow the game still has him posting internet memes like "u mad bro" on billboards
No idea what they were thinking.
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Literally the only reason /v/ is mad is because the MC is black.

Seriously fuck off.
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>>340434464
what i really like about this trailer is that it didn't show a fucking thing about the actual game.
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>>340439298
XD
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>>340429690
>its not ebin

Get on with the times grandpa-ubi. Also no ES or spurdo, cannot be hacky then.
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>>340439319
thats because its not the game trailer. theyve got one on the same channel.
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>>340423306
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>>340423306
It's a Robin Hood kind of thing maybe? It'd be interesting if he just hired a really competent lawyer and turned it into a procedural lawyer game kinda like those "objection!!" games on DS but high-res and on PC. You'd hire detectives, possibly bribe cops for leads and what not. Then you need to buy clothes 'cause you need to have you and your client look presentable and all that jazz.

Shit I dunno, man.
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https://youtu.be/MnXKuhJzPj0?t=24m18s
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>>340439727
>Execute the biggest hack in history
So the game is about killing Peter Molyneux?
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>>340423306
I just watched the stream, they said you can play the whole game without killing anyone.
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>>340423306
That is literally the modern liberal mindset. They have no concept of how they could ever be wrong about anything so they think they're justified doing whatever they want.
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>The biggest hack in history

My fucking sides. This sounds like something a middle schooler would write on deviant art.
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>San Francisco
>Black protagonist
>Hacker
>Da Gubberment is Ebil

They really couldn't be any more transparent with this, could they?
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>>340433063
cool you know a pretentious word
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>>340440317
Molyneux is long gone. It's Todd's word now, bby.
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>>340434464
this isnt that bad, but whats really getting to me are those comments

>BRING BACK AIDEN, NO AIDEN NO BUY

are you fucking kidding me, aiden was a boring generic piece of shit
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>>340436706
is the crew dogshit like every other ubisoft title or does it have redeeming qualities?
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>>340440916
i like todd though

i could never hate those beautiful blue eyes
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>>340436706
holy shit can you actually drive from one coast to the other? looks pretty cool actually
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>>340441986
it's small as shit actually
and you gotta climb/unlock towers along the way
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>>340441986
It's a shrunk down version of the USA. It takes only a couple of hours to go from coast to coast
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>>340423306
but what if, OP, Ubisoft takes a lesson from last year's GOTY Undertale, and if you play the game and be a lawful good character, you get a scripted and contrived good ending.

of course, this is still fantasy anyway when this game hits, just throwing a curveball.
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>>340440317
>>340440686
Read again. It says "biggest hack OF THE history"
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>>340429690
y'know, id actually be on board if they portrayed an accurate depiction of a 2016 black man who likes memes

his laptop should be covered in black twitter shit

"WHEN U TRYNA HACK BUT UR RATCHET SIDE HO BE THROWIN U MAD SHADE "
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>>340440187
>it is buzzword, it is buzzword, it is buzzword and it is buzzword
what a fucking retard
also, video unavailable
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>>340429690
its REALLY easy to fix this, just make it ironic. cover it in ironic mlg and filthy frank tier shit and teens will eat it up

of course it will be outdated in 3 years but its better than stale memes from 8 years ago
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>>340433080
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>>340442446
Yeah, the link is EU only apparently, don't know if there is a mirror
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Can someone help me understand the hate against this guy? All I know is that he was accused of a crime he didn't commit so he goes against the system or something but I didn't think that was only a black thing.

Is his character like stereotypical or anything,besides being named marcus don't really understand.
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>>340443164
just /pol/ racism and ironic shitposting as usual. the whole idea of someone being incorrectly profiled by CtOS and being forced to go off the grid sounds interesting but they fucked it up with the san fran indie "hello fellow teenagers" motif
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>>340443534
Yeah I kinda agree on that last part, but I heard since a lot of people hated Aiden's character at least that I remember, since they said he had no emotions and is just a bland character
they changed it so the protagonist would have more character but seems too off and weird
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>>340443164
He dresses like a 12 year old is the reason I hate him, also he's going to inevitably be a bland character with no redeeming qualities.

>Le epic fail sticker on laptop

He embodies all hipster culture that should be burned alive, and since he lives in san fran he'll probably be a gay
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>>340423740
>>340429690
>>340439727
>this fucking everything
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>>340423306
>everyone hated the lack of character our last protagonist had
YAAAAY
>also he's black
SHIT CHARACTER, REMOVE UBISOFT
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>>340438862
Is that Dragon's Dogma?
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>>340443886
he's literally poochie in every sense of the word

i'm guessing he's like that because he was collectively written by 12 writers and one executive who kept saying "MORE HIP, MORE PROACTIVE"
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Is /v/ saying it's cringeworthy because it doesn't have vaporwave, ironic shit, and anime everywhere?
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>>340444885
See

>>340439727
>>340436067
>>340434464
>>340429690
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>>340430923
I don't want to play as a nigger too.
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>>340424630
Only game that really avoided this was Sleeping Dogs, since it was hella Wuxia, so most non-mission fights (and several mission fights) were just martial arts.

When that game handed you a gun, you knew shit was going down. The fucking wedding mission, Jesus.
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>>340445901

That's because you're a racist ppeace of a shit
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>>340423550
Are you retarded?
>I want to avenge this murder of MY DAUGHTER by killing hundreds of criminals who are related to the incident
Literally nothing wrong with that.
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>>340433063
>give it a name
>suddenly it's no longer a problem

Whatever you say, anon.
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>AYO HOL UP HOL UP
*murders 400 police officers*
>YOU FINNA TELL ME
*steals tens of thousands of dollars*
>I DONE BEEN ACCUSED OF A CRIME I AIN'T COMMITTED?
*hotwires 40 cars*
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>>340430923
How else am I meant to self insert?
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>>340447375
He's so skinny, how is he going to fight? At least Aiden had some mass to him.
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>>340428128
To be fair, Somalians are more likely to be hackers than San Francisco hipsters
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>>340447649
Steve Urkel knows Kung fu faggot
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>>340447375
At least you tried.
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>>340447649
Aiden had no substance
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>>340447375
I think this image is distorted, I mean his left arm looks deformed
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>>340425083
>annoyances?
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Wait... They actually made a Watch Dogs 2?
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>>340428829
If you can't name every game this goes through you are not a real gamer.
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>>340447118
Niece, but yeah. Aidan was still a prick, just a prick without the heavy 'Fuck 'The Man" spin
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>>340429690
Who the fuck is the target audience of this game?
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>>340429041
I laughed pretty hard when they mentioned that.

angry young black man accused of a crime, big surprise he is from Oakland.
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>>340448368

Gamers, so obviously not /v/
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>>340448368
Leddit
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>>340429690
>Hacker
>Virus
Holy shit what are they doing?
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>>340448564
Mr robot is good
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>>340448987
I agree, can't wait for season 2
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>>340448987
>>340449118
Looks like i've caught myself a few Mr reddits!
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>>340440916
how is he hack if he has never done anything good?
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>>340449118
I watched half of the episodes of the first season on a plane trip just recently and now I need to get around to finishing it.
>>340449229
LOL EPIC!!!! :))))))
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>>340449229
>people like a critically acclaimed show
>B-better call them reddit so I look unique and fit in r-right?
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>>340423306
>Character is smart enough to hack
>Strong enough to defend himself or even engage in combat
>Skilled with all kind of weapons without any training
>Average charisma
>Above the average sex appeal
>Gets the girl
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>Ubisoft didn't want to make the hacker an obese neckbeard with an anime t-shirt
Why? Just give us some light hearted GTA clone. You can even let the fat dude have bullettime and all that parcours shit. Not to mention in a game with an MC like that, noone would give a fuck if the story was silly and made no sense.
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>>340449618
No, it needs to be an EBIN DARK storyline with DEEP SOCIAL COMMENTARY
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>>340428128
saved for future WE-posting
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can anyone please be so kind and post the wojak image where he breathes in deeply, nostrils enlarged? I don't have it saved, and it's exactly how I feel in this very second. Thank you in advance, anon
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>>340423306
>black guy from Oakland
>hacktivist

sure
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Do you think he says "ask" or "ax"
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>>340446903
The wedding mission was intense, too bad the game goes way downhill after that
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>>340434464

I don't think I've purchased a ubisoft title in 10 years.
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>>340428649
both of those faggots look like they'd go down in one punch
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>>340449483
Only true 4channerz keep away from pop culture shit WE R LEEGUN
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>>340434464
It's not terrible its just kinda silly
Like when a rapper tries to make a Nerdy XD video.
Which from the looks of it, It is.
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>>340449846
If he's breathing in deeply, why would his nostrils be enlarged?
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>>340429690

Watchdogs should have been like pic related with an art direction of that of the prediction of the future of technology from the 80's/early 90's.

The main antagonist could have been like a mix of AI and corrupt communications data or some shit.
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>>340423306
Honestly it's a win-win situation for him, either he secures the ultimate chimp out and takes down the white man or he gets shot to death and it starts another chimp out riot anyway.

How can white boys compete?
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>>340448368

Bernie supporters
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>>340423708

Blume's security guards are mercenaries and criminals
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>>340439727
Heh
But seriously Spookies is best vidja Hackers.
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>>340450193
>you will never take down the city's ruling class with your trust powerglove
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Really like the fantasy elements they are intruding into this game by having a black hacker in it!
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>>340439202

kek
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>>340450457

>hacking is intense puzzle sections with a time limit
>start hacking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y3pspnwyoM
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>>340423306
You can't crack an egg without making a few omelets first
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>>340449618
Oh god that would have been hilarious
Have the black guy be a friend
>hey dawg, how's it goin?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP MARCUS
>wow man, calm you horses, watchu doin?
>I SAID SHUT UP
>who you hacking this time, come on buddy tell me
>remember that asshole that said wad talking shit about Nep?
>ooooh, you got him?
>hell yeah I got him, he's gonna fucking die, nobody talks shit about my waifu!
>dis I gotta see
And the mission to kill the asshole who shittalked your waifu begins
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>>340449926
he'll be full ghetto but throw out memes and leet speak to show how hip he is
after missions he'll dab and then take a selfie
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is he right?
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>>340436626
>when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
Bravo
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>>340450962
Nobody "misses" Aiden he was just an objectively better character who's entire existence didn't revolve around "muh race" and non-existent, racist ideology that white cops somehow oppress blacks.
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>>340436067
>>340435256
>>340435002
don't think it's literal
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>>340450962
>If it was still aiden yall would be bitching

Doesn't that prove nobody "misses" Aiden? Leave it to a nigger to contradict himself literally one sentence later.
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>>340451165
He's better than a character you only judge based on his skin color?

Hahahaha man you racist crack me up.
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>>340433063

How does naming the problem make it go away, you fucking retard?
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>>340450648
Man, just like the whole idea would have been amazing.
>slum areas looking like something straight outta Robocop
>massive piles of 80's neon in the city centre,
>patrolling robots that have purposely distorted effects to make it look like old CGI
Like they've really missed a golden chance here for something FUN.
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>>340450962
Maybe some people would bitch but that guy being the lead couldn't possibly be as badly received as this one, simply because he's not a nigger. A lot of people would prefer to not play as one.
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>>340451450
His story is literally the inspiration behind the Black Lives Matters movement.

Are you telling me the 80% of black people that disagree with BLM are also "racist"?
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>>340431670
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>>340451910
We call those people racists

You can play the hundred games a year that star white protagonist and not this game.
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>>340451165

So because he's black and been accused of a crime, now his whole character revolves around his race?

We've literally seen nothing of this guy except that he's black and he has a motive to become a hacker. You know, all we need to know at this point, months before the game releases.

Can you /pol/ shits please go back to your containment board?
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>>340452234
nigger
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>>340451450
It's like you're an illiterate triggers tumblr shitposter
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>>340452523
Holy fuck

Was that sentence meant to be English?
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>>340450819
It doesn't even have to be your waifu. Maybe your enemy shittalked your favourite video game. The story more or less writes itself and it would actually be a fun idea.
Hell, the tutorial level could involve doing chores around the house first and picking up groceries from the store since your mom doesn't allow you to take the van before you've done them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1jKN4HoHPs&t=25m2s
>lolzy
>edgy
>memes
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>>340452234
Yes, and we call those people the vast majority of players. But you're right, most of them will be sure to play other games instead of this one. Not sure what that has to do with the post you quoted though, are you trying to say they shouldn't be voicing their dissatisfaction because they can play other things?
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>>340424412
But they do.
/Bayview/
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>day time still looks like a bad ps3 game
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>>340452812
>Majority

Not even.
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>>340452779
jesus
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