Zodiac Killer - Are you pre-ordering yet /v/ ?
>>340421406
>people like this are the target audience
>these are the new gamers
Where does that leave us, exactly?
Video games used to be for losers, but now they're for cool kids. The losers remains losers, but are now lacking an activity they can call their own.
The losers were, once again, bullied out of their interests.
Preorder what?
What's been announced or shown?
Why the fuck am I pre ordering?
>>340421727
Watch Dogs 2.
Did you even view the OP image?
>>340421668
it has memes anon MEMES ANON
>>340421668
I truly do not believe anyone will actually like this.
>>340421950
They won't.
But they willpretend to.
>>340422045
why is this statement so true
>>340421668
in what 'ye olde game' you played as a basement dweller virgin?
>>340421406
>American script kiddies
>Worth a shit
AYYYYY
>>340421668
speak for yourself frogman im hype as fuck for this game
Is that chick a Muslim?
She looking pretty haram.
>>340422161
Basement dwellers hate themselves, and are thus very much capable of self-inserting themselves into fictional settings as their protagonists.
Normies love life and enjoy being themselves. They have no need of self-insertion, they're only interested in playing is someone 'like them'.
People in >>340421406 are not someone basement dwellers wish to be, so it's obvious they're not the target audience. The target audience are the normie Mr. Robots fans who enjoy 'fighting the system' on Twitter by saying politics is stupid, so they won't vote. These people will play this game because protags are 'like' them.
>>340421279
SHUT IT DOWN
There's a mission where you can play as Ted Cruz?
>>340421668
join chinese cartoon, normies don't care about moeblobs and animu other than One Punch Man and DBZ
>>340421406
Man the new Saints Row looks like it got downgraded from the previous one
I cant believe they even made a WD2 after the complete failure of a game 1 was.
>>340421668
it will die off soon anon, we will have our hobby back soon
>>340421406
Everyone looks okay in that except the chick. Seriously, what the fuck is that outfit? Also wasn't this game literally just announced? Why are there pre-order's already?
>>340421279
>Zodiad Killer
Great job
>game about social rebels sticking it to the man
>be free, nigga
>targeted at Bernie supporters
>Zodiac Killer DLC
>pic related
It's like poetry, it rhymes.
Why on earth would anyone pay for price for this knowing that it will be in the bargain bin ($20) in a couple months after release?
Also, who the fuck asked for a sequel to this shithole? I thought Ubisoft said the sales for this game were terrible, anyway?
>>340421279
please clap
>>340423149
She's a muslim
>>340423149
>Seriously, what the fuck is that outfit?
It's an emancipated Western Muslim woman, who is above all the religious bullshit.
Peace be with you, my friend, and keep on hacking! ;)
can i keep shilling ?
>>340423402
>Peace be with you, my friend, and keep on hacking! ;)
>>340423345
>>340423402
I'm not talking about the head wrap, that'd look ok if the rest of the outfit wasn't awful.
>those shorts that don't match the socks
>that ugly shirt
>those "you got games on your phone?" shoes
>>340421406
Are they skaters or hackers? This looks like absolute garbage.
>>340421279
When did Ubisoft die for you /v/?
When did you completely lose interest in anything they put out, knowing it will be downgraded and nothing like they promised?
>>340421279
>Zodiad
>>340423823
Don't you see it? Purple scarf + Green on shirt / Blue jacket with some orange
>>340423823
go discuss that on /fa/
what are you a fag ?
Ubisoft has confirmed that you do not need to climb towers to unlock the map. It's all unlocked from the start!
>>340421406
Jesus
>>340424116
I think The Division also had no towers, right?
Holy fuck, Ubisoft is dropping their towers. I can't believe it.
>>340423450
Is that beats by Dre™ Now available at any goods store for $39.99
Oh boy, I sure want me a new pair of Beats by Dre™ alongside my brand new copy of Watch_Dogs , for a low low price of $79.99
>>340423823
>those shorts that don't match the socks
Matching is for sheep who follow trends and care about what people think of them. We free, nigga. We free, and you slave.
>that ugly shirt
She's just nerdy! Shiggalax, man. What, girls can't wear quirky shirts? LOL, your boys club has been compromised since 2007, beta boi.
>those "you got games on your phone?" shoes
Wow, racist and sexist much? Really makes you think...
>>340421406
So, where's the white guy? Surely there's a white guy right?
I bet the real zodiac killer is gonna get that edition for bragging rights.
>>340421279
WE
E
>>340421406
saints row: san andreas
>>340424315
he's themain antagonist
>>340424315
He wears a mask because he's ashamed of his partial African American heritage.
Spoiler alert: he betrays the team mid-game and joins the antagonist, another white guy.
>>340424315
white guy's the villain this time ? ( like every time ?)
agenda game ?
why can't we have fun without trying to politically analyse everything
>>340424070
That's not how it works, you can't say it matches because there's a paltry amount of green on her shirt, fuck off
>>340424093
What the fuck else are we gonna talk about? Watch Dogs? Yeah, nah, fuck you
>>340424296
Jesus Christ, that's some top-notch shitposting.
You couldn't pay me to play the first game, let alone a second.
HEY I RECOGNIZE ZODIAC KILLER
ISN'T THAT LIKE A REAL KILLER???
>>340424646
I will pay you one trillion Canadian dollars to 100% them both.
>>340424296
6/10 trying too hard but that first sentence almost got me so have a (you)
>>340421279
>Zodiac Killer
There's no way you could do the Zodiac Killer justice in this setting. I'm angry they're using it.
>>340421279
No. Because 1st game was shit
>>340423450
hey that looks just like the second city from GTA San Andreas wtf? fake?
>>340424958
i wanna bring some justice to that booty
>>340424647
Yeah. He even tried running for president.
>>340425104
retard, htats the brooklyn bridge
>>340422161
No More Heroes
FUCK WATCH DOGS
GTA VI REVEAL WHEN????
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340421406
>When you want to please Allah, but also please Jamal
>>340421406
Is that some sort of a robot on the left?
>>340425098
not really after the bug fixes and mods, story was decent only the mc was kinda shitty this one has drones and robots and a hack group, idk anon looks promising BUT ITS UBIshit so
>>340425562
9/10 comment.
>>340424315
guy on the laptop on the right is the white guy I assume
behind the strong minorities like he deserves
>>340425802
idk, but it does have lots of robots and drones that you can control to help you with stealth in missions
>>340421668
>I must be represented when I consume a media
Are you a fat italian plumber?
>>340426824
Read my other post.
>>340426921
sorry I won't
You get to kill Ted Cruz?
>>340428713
better, you get to be Ted Cruz.
>>340421406
Fuck all of this.
>>340421406
cancer
>>340426370
>chechen/turk-looking hispter faggot
>white
>>340421406
Watch dogs
>you play as a 30 year old guy who is good with computers and kills people
Watch dogs 2
>WOAH BRAH KILL DAH 1% DOOD XD
>IMMA A SAKTUR XDXDXD
>>340429504
Die.
>>340429602
But he's right.
>>340429602
DUDE
What pains me is that there are people out there who legitimately no complaints with Watch Dogs and thought it was a great game. Watch Dogs was such a shitty, buggy, piece of garbage game that should have had mediocre reviews at best due to its simplistic yet obvious and elementary GTA-clone gameplay.
This game is going to be successful and there's nothing we can do to stop it.
There's probably newfags hyped for this game on /v/ right now.
>>340421668
Are you serious? Characters like this have existed since gaming began.
>>340421668
stop overthinking things for fucks sake, go outside, live in the moment. God damn you're only doing this to yourself. I shouldn't even bother typing this up since you're not going to take my advice but fuck it hopefully someone will.
>>340425562
kek
>>340425812
>29fps
Why bother?
It has co-op, which is nice. But it looks so poor to play
>those shitty parkour movement
>that fucking awful jumping
>that absolutely shit driving
What the fuck. This is before Ubisoft open world design takes a dump on whatever hope there was
>>340421406
Captures the whole current nerd culture pretty well 2bh
>>340421406
>San Fagcisco
Nope.
WE
>>340421279
>The year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen
>Wanting to play a game set in San Francisco
>Wanting to play a sequel to a broken, unfinished, piece of shit game set in San Francisco
>>340429835
>>340429892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLeek7bOaOI
>>340430160
>being able to roam the streets and shoot fag after confirmed fag with your phone and gun
YES
>>340430162
Danny is such a fucking pussy.
>>340430160
Anon, I implore you to think deeper.
>hacking a 70's muscle car to move around
its just its just well you know how i well what
damn i dont even know i mean damn how i can even?
>>340421279
marketers pls go
Frisco has a prominent skate culture
>they dont even skate
>>340430916
There are no shills on /v/ anon. Just people whi want to talk about Ubisoft's upcoming hit :D.
>>340421406
kill me
>>340421406
the way they make cairs rain looks like somewthing ffrom the 90s
>>340421279
>press x to hack
jesus its literally watchdogs 1.1
>>340431082
kill yourself, fucking homo
>>340430916
people wanting to talk about products and see what other think about them = / = shilling
shilling is sharing your own shit e.g. your yt livestream
>>340430235
Too bad the guy you play as looks like just as much of a fag as everyone else in SF.
>>340431235
The cars are not raining, they are hanging from magnet cranes.
>>340431328
but I never used the word shill.
is there something you wanna share with us?
>>340431417
already did, i'm OP
>>340421406
WHERE'S CLAIRE
FUCKING NIGGERS
>>340421279
>>340421406
This looks like a fucking parody, I hope Vivendi takes over and runs t to the ground
>>340421406
This image alone is enough for me to know that I will not enjoy this game.
>>340431543
She the masked one.
Also lesbian.
Also trans.
>Zodiac Killer is some Ted Cruz look alike
You know it's going to fucking happen.
>>340431760
shallow
>>340431906
I wouldn't be surprised with Ubisoft's bullshit since they added a tranny in AC Syndicate
>>340432056
Name? Won't play the game, just want to see how it looks.
>>340432006
>not liking hipster faggot aesthetics makes me shallow
Ok.
>>340431981
It will be Trump
Which lead character do you most identify with in the new Watch Dogs 2?
The intellectual homosexual black man barista?
The female muslim?
The non-binary gender anarco-communist?
>>340431543
What are you talking about? She fucking died.
>>340421279
so what does zodiac killer mean
>>340432140
Ned Wynert.
>>340432815
>so what does zodiac killer mean
anon..
>>340432815
oh boy
holy fuck
google it, young one
>>340421406
>Anonymous Script Kiddies the game
I feel like this is just to take the piss out of faggots like lulzsec
>>340432815
It´s Ted cruz´s second identity
>>340432819
Thanks.
>>340432643
The one that's not an armchair activist. So the villian by the game's standards.
>>340431760
>posts digimon screenshot while bitching
are you mad that they're not wearing your favourite dank meme shirts?
>>340432815
Just a killer which the police couldn't catch because they were too stupid and incompetent.
There is an awful boring movie with that guy from Ironman but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>340433136
>>340432931
>>340432924
Huh, learn something new everyday.
>>340433559
Really makes you think....
>>340421279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc&feature=youtu.be
Expect downgrades. Severe downgrades.
Never support this god awful company.
>>340421279
>Zodiac Killer DLC
Is there DLC when you make Donald give you the delegates?
>>340424017
When XIII never got a sequel
>>340433754
The game just got announced. It's gonna release in 5 months. It doesn't look like it has the best graphics ever.
Say whatever you want about it, it might turn out to be shitty, it's Ubisoft after all. But in this context, I think the visuals will pretty much be the same.
I mean look at it.
>>340433431
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>340421406
why do you guys prove SJW's and journalists right every single day?
so the protag isn't white. who fucking cares.
aiden was aids and cancer with the personality of a brick wall who's family member got killed.
i'd much rather play something that halfway resembles a mr. robot type ramshackle team of teen "hackers" than "MUH FAMILY".
>>340433939
5 months is more than enough time to gimp the visuals.
So this is what Ted has been up to since dropping out of the race.
>>340434173
You are missing my point, it already looks like nothing special from a visual standpoint.
>>340434143
I think the womans design looks like shit, other than that it looks fine.
>>340433514
Not a fan of movies much so I probably won't bother anyway.
>>340434143
Literally everyone in that image looks like edgy-tryhard hackurz.
>>340434291
So did Far Cry 4. Yet they still felt the need to downgrade that.
>>340434291
It's Ubisoft, anon. They'll find a way to downgrade it.
>>340421406
Man I'm not sure I'm digging guns in the new Tony Hawk game
>>340430160
Driver San Francisco was pretty great though
>>340421406
Is the guy in the studded jacket supposed to be gay?
>>340433884
>It's over Donald, I have the wey-a-boo vote now.
>HAND THOSE DELEGATES OVER.
>>340434460
Good point, I actually forgot about that. Yeah, I guess I'm being a little too optimistic.
>release date
>Wash_Doge
When will they learn?!
>>340421279
Nope. I don't want to play as a nigger. Game was clearly made for a different target audience than me.
>hack into Donald's mainframe
>download all the delegates
HACKIN TED RAISES HIS CELL HIGH PUTS IT DOWN AND STARTS HACKING
Ubisoft are fucking hack developers and your a faggot for propagating their shit.
Mods do your fucking jobs.
>>340424017
Assassin's Creed 3. It fucking raped me hard and I haven't preordered or paid full price for a video game since.
well, I guess I´m a CruzKeyboard# now
>>340423823
>>340434995
More like two weeks are enough for Watch dogs, get it ? Because of the gta 5 ps4 version reveal after two weeks
>>340435094
So you're not playing BF1 or Mafia 3 just becaume you play as jamal ?
>>340435908
Yes.
>>340434143
How much harder could you be projecting?
Did he say anything about that? Fuck off with your bait, SJW shithead.
>>340435543
BALLA
>>340435543
>We want the Infamous audience
Are you fucking meming or actually shilling? Who cares about this shit
>>340435945
So you didn't play GTA SA ? why even live ?
>>340421279
cant wait to kill ted cruz in this mission! maybe they'll even give us a #cruzmissile skin
>>340435945
>whiteboi cucked out of his precious little kiddy video games by jamal protags
ha ha, how can you even compete boi
we steal yo women first and then your little man child hobby too
maybe ill pirate it, i really liked the map in first one but everything else was either mediocre or horrible
>>340436268
>nigger steals something
>>340436208
I played VC, that's enough GTA for the rest of my life.
There will be a BLM appearance, screencap this
>>340436268
yeah you good at stealing... good thing im from country where niggers are still seen as dirty monkeys so you cannot steal women or anything here.
I am now a #CruzMissile
>>340435463
Exactly this.
>>340421279
The first one was dog shit, why would i care about the second?
>>340435463
>>340438396
my scarred niggas
>>340437682
Remember video game's focus was only fun and not shoving political bullshit? I really hope Vivendi takes over and runs Ubisoft to the ground
>>340438081
heh heh whiteboi i'm onto you and my muslim (pbuh) homies be hittin up europe hard
youre next whitey not one single town is safe, we gonna rape you like you raped our proud african kingdom of carthage
first your girl then your hobbies then your towns ain't nothin is safe. might even come after you're waifu if i feel like it boi.
>>340424296
>beta boi
They got permission to use Ted Cruz's in this game?
>>340436020
>pretending the 35,000 nigger hate replies to that post didn't occur
ok kid
>>340421406
Some of the lamest kids I've ever seen, they look like they're from the big bang theory.
Also, is that a fucking burqa?
>>340421406
embarrassing
I can't believe I was excited for this shit /v/ was right
>>340435543
Rick Owen's stuff are only Black, white and gray, the shoes mostly looks like Raf Simons, this is the closest thing I can find, anon was right about costing close to 1k
