Heroes never die.
and they don't fade
>>340403142
Wait, a STRAIGHT Overwatch pic?
>>340403487
MERCY X SOLDIER 69 is CANON OKAY.
>>340403487
yeah, those exist, specially of best pairing.
>>340403142
>>340403560
Why has 76 aged so much compared to the other characters who also aged?
>>340403560
>I'm a medic, I have the right to treat any patient I want first
Is this true?
>>340403650
Stress and the life of being a Punisher/Guts like character while pretending to be dead in a world where crime happens at every corner.
>>340403650
Once you hit dad-age you never return.
>>340403713
Generally medics will triage by order of need, so, no not really.
>>340403142
FOR
>>340403713
Well, technically true. A pretty fucked up moral compass if she does.
>>340403650
because he is pure
PURE
>>340403713
It's just supposed to be a cute "I'm the medic, don't talk back you dumbass"
>76 with mercy
That's not how it works
>>340403650
Reinhardt has aged plenty, though I heard it's hinted somewhere something about his armors reactor is keeping him alive.
Mercy hasn't aged because literally Nanomachines. Mei was cryofrozen.
Personally I have a theory that something to do with Mercy's treatments and America's super soldier program has advanced cellular breakdown in both 76 and Reaper. With Reaper he's gone full blown 'atoms falling apart', with 76 he's aging fast.
>>340404016
Rein doesn't keep his armor on all the time though.
He is certifiably insane though.
But McCree and Mercy are the same age. Both in Overwatch together in their mid 20's. She's an uptight doctor, he's a polite ex criminal. It's gold.
lol
>"ur ok kid"
>>340403142
>8 FUCKING THREADS
How fucking hard is it to open the catalog you incompetent piece of shit?
>>340404116
What's so crazy about wanting to spend the rest of your days fighting for justice while encased in a mechanical suit of armor?
>revive mercy with another mercy
>oh, so thats what it feels like
Mercy confirmed for Frankenstien actual bad guy.
She's up to some shit.
>>340404116
>no Rein brawl week where you only play Rein and see all enemys as weird fantasy creatures
WHY
>>340404016
Didn't Reaper end up like that due to a failed "reviving" by Mercy tech after dying in the Overwatch explosion? I thought that was part of the lore.
Soldier probably just has scars and more white hair than he should thanks to all the stress.
>>340404303
Apparently Reinhardt sees literal dragons and shit when he's fighting. He's practically in Don Quixote levels of madness.
>>340404130
But there's no fan art, hell, there's more fans art of McCree and shit post rabbit.
It's sad that Torbjorn is supposed to be swedish, he's the opposite of a cuck.
>hates omnics
>line when you go to the city full of omnic loving cucks is "No no no no no NO NO NO"
>>340404449
Because romantic fan art is drawn by women who commonly have older guy fetishes.
>>340404475
How is that sad?
>>340404475
>A midget gets to be the manliest thing to come out of swede
what a world
>>340404542
>older guy fetishes
They have good taste.
>>340404475
I just realised that there is probably a blogpost somewhere on the internet of a cuck complaining about howbadly Torbjorn represents Sweden and that he should be a lesbian immigrant instead
>tfw rezzing right after a reaper ult
Why are they the best couple?
>>340404703
Except there probably isn't.
>>340403713
May differ from country, medicine school, hospital directives etc but in general its the doctor who chooses who will get treated first.
Its so that they don't get forced to waste time in emergency situations on patients who are dead anyway or will take hours to treat while other patients who are more likely to survive if treated can get medical attention.
>>340403650
>>340404851
That's fucking adorable.
>>340403560
why is she crying in the last one im confused
>>340405430
Are you autism?
>>340404851
For some reason I kinda want to see a Hana Hook series reenacted with Mercy as a dumb slut and Reyes as Kenta.
>>340405484
yeah cant she just heal him? Is she just upset hes hurt badly?
>>340404448
I tried to look for a connection between Mercy and Reaper on the wiki page but it didn't say anything about that, but I still see people claim she revived him.
In the lore it says he became this way from the explosion
>>340404939
>>340403713
They don't choose who to treat first.
They make a decision on who needs treatment most urgently.
This decision can later be argued, and their license can be revoked if they chose based on feelings rather than professionalism.
>>340404475
I like him. He's pretty fun. I like to think he probably worked for Saab and made highly affordable fighter planes or something at one point.
>>340405646
Genji is the cutest. Hanzo a shit.
>>340403142
I want to protect his smile.
>>340404408
>literally the most outspokenly altruistic, pacifistic, and compassionate character in the game
>people somehow convince themselves she has to be evil
Literally 2pure4u. SOme people just can't comprehend that there could be someone so goodhearted and perfect.
>>340403142
zing zong oppa kowoii
>>340403965
but we can go another way...
>>340405646
I love Genji. When I first saw him I thought he'd be an edgy serious guy like Reaper but he turned out to be a laid back cool guy.
>>340405945
>mfw go to sankaku
>MFW 222 HITS FOR MERCY
this is heaven
>>340403650
Maybe Marie-Antoinette syndrome? When you get PTSD'd so hard your hair stops producing pigments due to the shock and your hair turns white.
>>340406192
AreHOLA!
Is It bad that I want to see more things added to the overwatch lore?
I want to see more character interactions.
>>340406115
goody goody characters secretly being evil is a tumblr level meme, I seriously want to spit down the throat of anybody who tres to perpetuate it.
>>340406808
No, I admit I appreciate the lore too. I really want to see stuff like the reform of Overwatch, more Talon characters, etc.
>>340406808
Reinhardt short when
>>340406808
>just started playing a little bit
>HEY EVERYBODY CHECK OUT THIS AWESOME GROUP OF RENEGADES AND HEROES HERE TO SAVE THE PLANET
>NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE THEM ALL FIGHT AND KILL ONE ANOTHER
>overwatch lore
>>340406808
It's not wrong. The animated shorts are better than the game they're advertising. Much like how reading the TF2 comics is more fun than actually playing TF2.
>>340405430
It's like one of my Japnaese animes.
>>340405704
The claims come from dialogue in game
There is mor but the one I remember is when Mercy rezzes him or someone else he say at least you got it right THIS time
Overwatch's plot is written like some generic Mecha anime.
>>340403560
This comic is fucking retarded and needs to stop being posted.
>I'm a medic I can treat anyone I want first
That's not how it works mother fucker, ever heard of triage?
>>340406808
Who doesn't?
>>340409871
Are you sure about that?
>>340403142
>Generic soldier with best girl.
Why is it allowed?
>>340409871
Have a new one
What is the lore reason for multiple versions of the same hero in a match? VR training? Cloning?
Who gives a shit about 76, Mercy's a fucking smoking hot babe regardless of her tit size.Now just make her thikk like Mei, tall like Zarya, and sassy like Lunara from HotS.
>>340410487
There is none and it doesn't matter anyway.
>>340410613
It triggers me.
Is Symmetra underappreciated?
>>340410730
Not really.Because even hot Indian women kind of look like "kinda hot" middle-aged women desu. She's appreciated just the right amount because Indian women are a niche for people who sexually identify as birds.
I feel like literally all of these threads are mostly just about fapping to Mercy.
Most more Mercy with Oldman 76
RYU GA WAGA TEKI WO KU-ARGH
>>340410220
Who else would you ship her with?
>generic cowboy
>generic samurai
>generic afro dj
>generic australians
>beast from X-men
>generic dwarf
>various generic cyborgs/robots
>extremely unique edgeman
>>340403560
>>340405945
>not using the handlebars
>>340410487
No reason. Game is just a game, while lore is a lore. Don't find explanation because there isn't one.
>>340410730
Gameplay wise she's the most fun defense character.
Set up all her turrets in one room and that room becomes a microwave the second anybody steps in.
Even though they don't need to go in that room for the objective they'll all try and destroy the microwave
>>340411274
>>340410730
Yes
>>340411067
People need to learn to think 2D
Symmetra looks amazing and has 99/10 thigh game
who gives a shit what she is based on
>>340411369
>>340410224
Fuck.
>>340403142
IS DEEEZ TUMBLR THREAAAAAD?
>>340403487
>>340403713
Normally you'd help the person who is in need the most.
Obviously you'd go to the guy who has a head wound over the guy who broke his arm but it's still at the doctor's discretion
>>340411454
>cuckwatch
stop making these threads you cucks
>>340411491
YEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340411538
>>340403560
>>340411274
>>340411369
>>340411454
why does this keep happening
>>340411538
only translation that's coherent so far
>>340410224
Thanks doc
>>340404851
76 best dad
>>340411501
she hasnt got a robot arm though fucking morons
How did the chinks react to getting the game's only thicc girl to represent their country?
>>340403650
He aged normally. Some 30 years passed since Owerwatch disbandment.
He, Torbjorn and Reinhard are properly old.
Reaper is barely human. Mei was in cryostasis. Mercy kept her young appearance with some medical magic. Tracer is basically time traveling.
Other characters are from new generation and have almost nothing to do with Overwatch organisation.
>>340411636
perfect
fucking perfect
>>340411230
>>340411501
Pharah is for Mercy. MERCY!
>>340411345
>Even though they don't need to go in that room for the objective they'll all try and destroy the microwave
Depressingly true.
>>340411770
I kind of agree but they should overthink these robotic finger joints.
>>340411978
The gameplay is LITERALLY not canon to the lore, as you have New Overwatch vs Edgy Mexican's gang and people who have canon sides can switch teams. You can also use skins of their younger selves.
>>340412267
The most stabler theory is that the game is basically some kind of virtual training simulation.
Would also explain stupid lines like "Crusader online!"
>>340403713
Coincidentally, that image is "translated" from the original image which was already in English. It was just so poorly written, this version retains exactly the same sentiment and nearly the same wording, just fixed to be readable/palateable.
That's background information to say that, no, that's not true. The author can barely grasp English, let alone triage. A medic follows the guidelines of triage which separates the wounded on scene into different categories (usually 4-5 categories).
The dead are ignored
Those who need resuscitation first
Those who are deemed about to die are given pain meds to help and then left for dead
Those with critical injuries (further divided on which personnel are mission critical)
Those who need constant observation
Those with injuries that can wait hours
Those who have minor injuries
Those who are fine
A medical professional who treats based on personal feelings in a triage/emergency situation are heavily punished.
>Helden sterben AUGH
Okay.
>>340410730
Nah. The Vishkar corp is basically one of the worst things in the setting.
>>340407196
>"I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days"
Why is the game no where near as fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-wOh_fuTqI
FIX THIS
>>340405945
Sauce is fucking needed
>>340404426
>>340404448
>Someday we'll have Reinvision goggles
>>340412609
Doesn't matter. Enemy team still revived.
who else doesn't like monkey and gorilla
>>340411454
can't stop won't stop
>>340413196
>jump in at any support character/widowmaker
>tesla them to death while jumping around and saying hello
>say how embarassing and jump away
how can you not like this
>>340413315>>340412953
Jesus christ
>>340413196
It just pisses me off that his turd barrier blocks d.va's ult. He runs up shits it out and effectively contains the explosion.
>>340413479
Fuck you, i didn't complain when Undertale was spammned like no tomorrow.
>>340410224
No, not again.
>inb4 shitloads of edits.
>>340406090
It's too late. You cannot protect what is already gone.
>>340405561
Yes. She trails off in her speech because she can't compose herself this time. She's had to worry about him for decades because of his reckless behavior. In this scenario, she clearly loves him and it's not just a job to her.
>>340403142
Heroes are cucks.
>>340412407
His power armor is called the crusader armor dumbass
>>340413876
You Americucks I swear.
>>340413625
I gently keked.
She just likes her job, you know?
>>340413683
All around me are familiar faces
>>340414196
motherfucker, did you just Intersect me with Mercy porn?
>>340405646
>not preez ret go velly solly
>>340413876
How many negro and arab sperms do you think Mercy has taken in her holes? The setting is set in the future where whites are more or less close to extinction anyway
>>340414725
Oh just fucking jump in the noose already, you fucking cuck.
We'll start with you.
>>340412214
This shit is Korra tier.
Leave and take your shit taste with you.
>>340414725
I'm guessing none.
am i seriously the only one who thinks the fact that the gang in his comic appeared as dragons was a stylistic choice by the writers? like its supposed to be a visual illustration of how reinheart sees his place in the world is righting all injustices he sees like the ideal knight of old. he clearly knew they were humans that is obviously demonstrated by the fact he didn't actually kill them.
furthermore another thing that differentiates him from being a don quixote is the fact that he has an entire lifetime of service to overwatch recorded in the public eye.
TLDR: nigga ant crazy 4 chan just likes to pretend he is cause its "funny"
>>340415089
>he didn't actually kill them
How did he not kill them with a fucking rocket hammer.
>>340415085
Snake got hench
>>340415159
sifi future magic idk but he didn't. in the comic he said something like (go i will not be so kind next time)
BEST PAIRING IS PHARMERCY
STOP RUINING THIS YOU FUCKS
HONOURABLE MENTION: TRACEMAKER
FAGGOTRY MENTION: HANZENJI
>>340403560
> I have the right to treat any patient I want, first
>>340415159
couldn't make it any bigger
>>340415339
>rain your justice on me
What did she mean by this?I was told women can't ejaculate
>>340415352
She does. Legal right? No. Moral right? Unlikely (unless she's really fucked up). Professional right, as in, she is the only one able to do anything? Yup.
>>340414329
> being so unoriginal you need to rely on miiverse jokes for your content
this artist is dobson tier
>>340415634
Piss. Or, justice = love/kisses? Or hugs? Or multiple, simultaneous deepfinger strikes
>>340415339
autism: the post
go back to >>>/vg/
>>340415089
Metzen likened Reinhardt to Don Quixote, actually.
Here's the Quote:
>We have “Reinhardt.” Reinhardt was one of the of original Overwatch strike force. With his combat suit and his rocket hammer. This guy is not always together there after all these years. He is kinda a Don Quixote. He believes that he still lives in a chivalrous age to dispense indiscriminate justice, fight valorously throughout the world."
Phara is best girl
Symmetra is worst and shouldn't even be in the running. She literally has zero personality or back story (in the literal sense, she's got some "back story")
>>340415634
never heard of water sports?
>>340415637
It's not a Miiverse joke, it's a /sp/ joke.
Something to do with Handegg and teams moving cities or some shit.
>>340415089
So pyrovision?
>>340411758
I want Mountain Hee-Haw. Sounds good.
>>340415725
Thanks for the (You). I'll deposit it in my (You) bank.
Also, the fact I know I'll get posts like this, from people like you, is an actual, literal, sign of autism. You get triggered, like a SJW, over stupid shit and then demand the ceasing of stupid shit cause it hurts your fee fees.
Pathetic. Contemptable. Completely and utterly disgusting.
Don't fucking reply to me, I don't want you to have an aneurysm typing out a reply with your rage induced shaking.
>>340414329
>[Reaper]Even I'm not like that
>>340415910
again no it was visual metaphor he saw them as humans he knew they were it was all stylistic choice
>>340415910
>pyrovision
>came before Don Quixote
>>340415827
>she isn't wearing her Devil Skin
This could have been saved by her switching to the Devil Skin in the 2nd panel.
>>340415339
Fuck you best ship coming throughMcCreexZarya also acceptable
>>340415753
Likened him...personality-wise. Morally.
Not because Reinhardt gets so drunk he literally believes windmills are ferocious giants.
>>340416309
>people think russian girl can beat hasslehoff
>>340405521
Nooooo
>>340415753
are you implying that pretty much all heroes don't fight valorously to dispense justice throughout the world?
>>340404579
Isn't this set in the future?
Maybe Sweden isn't full of cucks then.
>>340416309
I wonder how many people legitimately think if these two, should they exist in real life at that mass, would actually stalemate in arm wrestling? Not have the obviously 3 x larger (and male) Reinhardt slam his hand down while laughing.
>>340412214
>Pharah is for Mercy. MERCY!
Shut the fuck up, that's forbidden love
MERCY
MERCY
MERCYSigrun
>>340416740
It's pure love though.
>>340416723
>>340416309
CANT HASSEL THE HOFF
Need more Pharmercy comics desu.
>>340404851
Because yuri is a sin
So are all these fights non cannon, or is Mercy reving everyone, herself included all the time
how did blizzard manage to design such attractive female characters? hory shet
>>340416723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsnaiuPPNr4
>>340416438I don't think Reinhardt could handle this
>>340413625
Yes, this is beautiful.
>They will never be your dads
>>340417097
AngryPepe.jpg
>>340405493
>>340417179
Reinhardt handles everything.
>>340417107
Don't think about it. The entire game is suppose to be about people teaming up and saving the world, then end up fighting each other ANYWAY.
One min Widowmaker is covering Tracer, then the next they're fighting each other.
It's utterly stupid and I seem to remember the explanation was the "payload" was basically being argued over how to use it and which is why you fight or some shit.
>>340417210
>I don't play Rienny
>I still want the Lionheart skin
>>340417210
I want to be Brigitte.
>>340417421
Why no bare chest?
>>340417147
It's the ears. Something about it all just gets turned up to 11 when I spot the ears.
>>340417523
Because she's injured, someone broke her heart.
Overwatch needs some female ninjas.
>>340410224
bretty gud
>>340403142
>>340417523
The scion of the venerable Shimada clan is not some exhibitionist harlot.
>>340416723
Zarya is scientifically enhanced in some way though
>>340417558
There's a girl at my church whose ears pop above her long hair. She looks like an elf. I found out that that's my number one turn on for "cute"things
Lord save me from this loli temptation
>>340417710
Nope, just a strong lady
>>340417676
I'll be with you soon.
>>340415089
What comic is this? Did a new one come out?
>>340417523
Because I didn't draw it and even if it was nude, I couldn't post it as I can't evade on my ISP.
>>340417694
Technically, in medieval Japan, nudity was common place. As in, you'd walk around naked in summer as it was hot and it wasn't 'disgusting' or anything. To be 'sexy' you wore specific clothing.
But Japan was weird.
>>340417147
She is a pure Aryan Woman.
You'd have to be extremely mentally ill to not find that attractive.
Prove me wrong.
>>340417593
Yes, that's right, put a 3rd Japanese person in the game, despite some countries like Portugal (no, Lucio doesn't count) and Italy not having any.
>>340417930
no that's just a random pic of reinheart i googled theirs still only the one comic
>>340417884
A 512 kg benchpress is multiple times higher than the current female record (and higher than the male)
Not considered physiologically possible natural but there are theories of genetic therapy that could allow this. Monkeys have muscles capable of incredible strength, adding those genes to humans and reinforcing bones could allow this
Zarya has ape muscles
>Widowmaker on attack says we need a healer
Kekerino.
>>340418135
Thanks.
Why are Mercy players such faggots? It's like they're constantly having nervous breakdowns then drawing Mercy as Pharah/76's wife or, or pictures complaining about their team because them losing is never their fault
>>340418070
>She is a pure Aryan Woman.
>Aryan
No, only Symmetra is Aryan m8, Aryans live in central/south Asia
>>340418148
>>340418148
I hate snipers on attack. My god they are so useless.
>>340417676
Do you have the original of this pic?
I want to make an an edit, and I'm not good with paint.
>>340418409
[x] Kiss Widowmaker.
>>340418148
To be fair, sometimes a sniper is useful even on attack. And that voice command is if you ask for healing without a healer, could be he thought there was a healer or just mispressed the button.
>>340418301
It's just a joke m8
>>340418462
Template
>>340411501
>Not enough street for the two of us
>>340418129
You don't see me complaining for not a single peruvian in the game.
>>340418556
>>340418129
>I'm a pacific islander and a Roadhog skin is the closest thing we have to being in the game
>I don't play Roadhog and I don't care about representation
Fuck off with that inclusion shit, faggot. Go back to Tumblr.
>>340418148
>>340418409
Recon scope is invaluable
>>340418301
Then what are white people actually called? Anglos? Saxons? Celts? Normans?
>Pharah
More like Korra, amirite?
>>340418556
Gross.
Does anyone have that comic with D.Va shooting a house saying "You are motherfucking dead 30 minutes from now"?
>>340403142
Mercy x 76 is the only non-yuri ship im willing to go for
>>340418614
Ty senpai
>>340418409
>"A-anon did you just k-kiss me?!?!"
>>340418896
White/European
Aryans were a mysterious group of indo-european (or indo-aryan) speakers who invaded the Indus Valley of Pakistan and took over the civilization, probably diffusing into the population. Iran means Aryan so the word is still used in that region by the descendants of that group
Goddamn /v/ is reaching Katawa Shoujo levels of obsession with OW
>>340404408
>Being suprised at what it feels like to be revived by herself somehow means she's evil
>>340419148
What is this shitty edit?
>>340418614
Why does it turn black when I try to use it?
I like OW but this thread is the definition of autism
>>340419036
I only have this
>>340419148
Come to think of it, I doubt Widowmaker even can blush.
I like that chibihamsterD.Va, can I get more?
>>340419346
It's for Photoshop. Pirate it.
>>340414725
0
her holes are for white cock only
>>340418298
Why are SOME [..]
I'm not. I just get gudder at healing, but it's still sometimes possible that the team is ass in damage and defence and without a tank, certain maps are very difficult. I can't be both.
>>340418638
But I want to see more variation, not just another Nip.
>>340418860
>what? you think 10% of the roster being dedicated to japanese is enough already? Why don't you want it even more? FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR REEEE I DONT LIKE YOUR OPINION REEEE SAFE SPACE SAFE SPACE HUGBOX ECHO CHAMBER DONT HAVE AN OPININON I DONT LIKE WHERE IS THE REPORT BUTTON? WHERE IS THE DOWNVOTE? REEEE OPINIONS! DONT HAVE THEM! HELP ME FELLOW /v/ROS! :<<<<
>>340419507
Oh. Paint is really shit for anything more than simple crops and edits.
>>340419561
you dont need photoshop, just get paint.net
its free and much smaller; fuck adobe
>>340419561
Get paint net, fuck photoshop
>>340419389
I hope your mother dies in a car crash tomorrow
>>340418129
Fuck that shit. Where's my Scottish hero? Wouldn't mind it being Doomfist, but he's been hinted to be of African decent.
>>340419765
>paint.net
that shit is confusing as fuck.
just use portableappz's photoshop.
been using it for years, even put it on the computer at work.
none of my accounts i own have been compromised
Is Blizzard's "time played" counter as bad as Steam's? Says I've only played 8 hours when I've had the game two weeks and played far more than that
>>340419830
I want one too. You could base it on Jack "Mad" Churchill. But that's bit too much like Hanzo and Genji.
>>340419892
steam counts when you start the game, even if you're at the launcher (skyrim)
blizz count ingame time, when you're actually shooting stuff.
cliche bastion comic where he saves woodland critters from omnics
W
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>>340417558
>>340419532
>FUCK OFF TO TUMBLR REEEEEEEEE
>I don't care about their race, I just care that 10% of the races are from the same place!
>Yeah I'm ignoring that there's a lore reason why there are two japanese brothers in the same game
>Yeah even though I said I didn't care about races I still brought up specific countries that should be added and hated on one hero because he doesn't represent me. So what if I'm retarded?
>Yeah I couldn't defend my views so I just started sperging all over my keyboard and screencapped this for my Tumblr friends. What business is it of yours?
>>340403560
>>340403142
Non-canon crack pairing.
Angela hated John and Gabriel for their militant and aggressive way of running Overwatch and testified at a UN hearing to have them shut down.
>>340413315
I had to go to the restroom at work and relieve myself. Thanks.
>>340419765
>>340419801
I guess I'm just shit. I'm just trying to crop this shit from a background but it refuses to work properly.
