>Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
>You can actually eat snakes
>>340321663She isnt underaged anymore.
>>340321663
>Underaged Poster: The Underage Posting
>He actually fucks underagedboys.
>Hitman
>you hit men
>>340321663
She looks way too old. Could be well over 20.
You like old hags or what?
>Super Mario Sunshine
>You actually play as Super Mario in the sunshine
>>340321583
Name?
>Shadow of the Colossus
>The colossi are very large and you often stand in their shadow
>>340321583
is this the girl who played a guitar on youtube then made a porn shoot on GDP?
>>340321583
>God of War
>You fight the God of War
>>340321583
>Monster hunter
>You monst a hunt
>platformer
>you get to form plats
>>340322585
Nah, this one was one of the finebrothers' underage sluts, she's got her own yt channel now but she looks like a ratty whore.
>manhunt
>you are indeed the subject of a hunt and even get to hunt men
>god hand
>you do have one
>shadow of rome
>actually about figurative shadows creeping over rome
Well played
>>340325153
shame that she also stopped being hot
>Snake, the terrorists call themselves Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.
>Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty!?
wtf kojima, really?
>Dishonored
you were dishonored
>Tomb Raider
you raid tombs
>Persona 4
you battle with 4 people on your team.
>>340325895
You just had to fucking ruin the thread
>You finally vanquished the evil demon king of boredom, you are a her to the children. Thank you, Rollercoaster Tycoon 2: Deluxe Edition!
u split thru time
rogue warrior
you are a a warrior who is rogue
watch_dogs
you don't watch dogs......
>Sonic The Hedgehog
>you play as a blue hedgehog named sonic
>Grand Theft Auto
>You do grand theft autos
>>340321583
>super mario bros
>you actually play as the mario bros
>final fantasy
>has 15 sequels
>Metroid Prime
>The final boss is Metroid Prime
>Metroid Prime 2
>The final boss is Metroid Prime too
>>340324785
>when the muscle docking just right
>super mario world
>its actually just good
>Earth Defense Force
>you defend the earth from invading forces
>SimCity
>it's a city simulation
>Crysis
>It's not about a crying sister
>Pokemon
>You don't prod any Jamaicans
>kid icarus: uprising
>kid is actually over 25 years old and his name is Pit
>>340322585
I'm gunna need a name senpai
>>340322448
lia marie johnson iirc
>>340328116
i laughed too fucking hard at this
>Sonic
>You don't get to see your son
>Sports Game: 2016
>Released and takes place in 2015
Why do they do this?
>>Dogs Life
>>You eat poo
>>Dragon's Dogma
>> You listen to a Dragon's sermon
>>340330071
>>340330243
Because sport seasons tend to cross years. It's okay not to understand, but the season is usually named for the year it ends in. Hope this helped.
>>340321663
>I want to fuck this underaged slut.
why was this deleted?
>>340331547
It actually does a lot. I always thought it was some tactic to help sales in the long term. Thanks senpai.
>The Legend of Zelda
>it's a legend about Zelda
>Deus Ex
>you can use technology to achieve god-like power
>>340321583
Thanks for reminding me of the first and best MGO and the fact that it's gone forever.
>Mother 3
>2 of the party members mothers aren't shown and the other one's mother is dead
>shin megami tensei
>you can name the mc shin, meg, ami, or ten, but they still don't say anything
>harvest moon
>you cannot harvest the moon
