THUNK
What is that? Hot rebar?
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
WHERE DID YOU GO
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM COTTON EYE JOE
>>340309987
it's the dildo that Gaben uses on butthurt Half Life fans
>>340309861
NAH NOH
>>340309987
yes and it was one of the most satisfying vidya weapons ever
>>340309987
it's a licorice dispenser
I've been playing video games for over 6 years and this is my first time on 4chan /v/.
This thread really reflects on what kind of people browse this place.
>>340309987
An orange Twizzler
>>340310251
>this thread
whoooooooo boy
>>340309861
Obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3MP0z2_IyE
>>340310043
Fuck, I forgot alll about that shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxTtbHmCNiQ
Pick up that can.
>>340310251
I had already been playing videogames for 6 years by the time I was 10 years old.
>>340310454
Kek
>>340310251
Get out while you still can, you fool.
>>340310251
so you're what? 12?
>>340310432
>>340310454
Endurancemind.
>>340310432
That was just fun to watch
>>340310251
are you 10?
>>340310251
so based outsider what is your oppinion on the age old dilemma: was Half Life 2 actually good or were we just dazzled by good facial animation and the gravity gun?
hl1 pistol = hl2 pistol
hl1 magnum > hl2 mag
hl1 shotgun > hl2 shotgun
hl1 smg < hl2 smg
hl1 xbow > hl2 xbow
hl1 assault rifle < hl2 pulse rifle
hl1 rocket launcher < hl2 RL
hl1 snarks < hl2 antlions
hl1 nades > hl2 nades
hl1 trip mine < hl2 hopper mines
hl1 gluon gun > hl2 gravity gun
hl1 gauss gun >>>>>>> *
>>340311646
How can one's taste be this bad?
>>340311646
hl1's shotgun did shit damage.
At least 2's can kill things with fewer than three shots.
>>340311794
>hl1's shotgun did shit damage
this is how I know you played on mac
>>340311646
>hl1 assault rifle
is there an assault rifle in hl1?
>Heated-Rebar Launcher
Theoreticaly one of the most evil, horrible, pain inducing weapons of death ever conceived.
>>340311794
> 3 shots
wat
> not using the double blast for armored bad guys
> not single head-shotting guys in multiplayer from a respectable mid range
HL1's shogun was accurate and satisfying (as far as standard FPS shotguns having a piss range and super hueg spread)
>>340311646
>hl1 gluon gun > hl2 gravity gun
You're not my nigga.
Sometimes, I dream about cheese...
>>340311970
opposing force & blue shift had a standard m4 carbine and SAW
>>340312120
strongest offense is more offense, not grabbing a barrel to absorb shots, then losing your cover because you threw it at one guy while the rest shoot at you
>>340312231
You sound concerned, citizen.
>>340309861
K-TSSSSS
>>340310251
stop. don't make this a meme. it's already spreading. not everything ha to be a meme.
Who else had the most fun on a FPS with HL2:DM?
>those custom maps
>puzzles, adventure vs IA, RP
SHOUMPH SHOUMPH SHOUMPH SHOUMPH
Bzz Bzz Bzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>340311646
hl1 pistol > hl2 pistol
hl1 magnum > hl2 mag
hl1 shotgun > hl2 shotgun
hl1 smg < hl2 smg
hl1 xbow < hl2 xbow
hl1 assault rifle didn't exist, this guy is dumb < hl2 pulse rifle
hl1 rocket launcher < hl2 RL
hl1 snarks > hl2 antlions
hl1 nades < hl2 nades
hl1 trip mine >>> hl2 hopper mines
hl1 gluon gun < hl2 gravity gun (in singleplayer it's the other way around, but gravity gun HL2DM was amazing)
hl1 gauss gun didn't have enough ammo but makes for sweet speedrunning videos
>>340312075
>>340311970
>YOU HAVE TO USE THE DOUBLE SHOT TO KILL THINGS LMAO
Did you retards forget that 2's had the double-shot as well? And that it was accurate?
>>340310251
are you 10?
I've been playing videogaems since I was 4
If not you're just some normalfag redditor who started playing videogames when they started being "cool" and "popular" among your crowd
kill you'reself senpai
>>340312790
do you forget that it had 1. less ammo capacity, 2. shittier design and 3. less satisfying things to actually double shoot?
>>340312790
did you quote the wrong guy? we were making fun of the guy who said he had to 3shot things in hl1
because the hl1 has a tight spread and kept it's damage over distance
the hl2 shotgun was absolute shit damage. hl1 shotgun was a top tier choice to use in death match outside of the gauss gun which is king
>>340312805
maybe he's from the jungle and his papa has just become able to afford adsl?
>>340313046
You're not going to be eating up 36 shells faster any faster than you're going run out of 128. Both games shower you with ammo.
>>340313058
A headshot will kill soldiers in one hit, even on hard. The same is not true for Hl1's soldier and shotgun.
>>340310251
just go away normie
>>340313319
>The same is not true for Hl1's soldier and shotgun.
that's a good thing for the overall balance though, and I Think it isn't true if you double shot
and HL1 shotgun took 8 shots to a mag, HL2 took 6. this means you can weave HL1 shotgun into deeper combos and still have it as a goto if something pops up close, whereas in HL2 you have to be over mindful of how much ammo is actually in the thing
>>340309987
Spiciest Slim Jim
Even a small crossbow takes a lot of strength to fire
>first time playing hl2
>get to the rail bridge
>see an enemy lookout
>sniped him with it
>impaled him onto the billboard
>mfw
>>340313831
>impaled him onto the billboard
>mfw
>tfw the roaches in HL1 had A1
>those mutated dog things had squads based on color
>>340310251
kill yourself please
>>340314084
frig off bubbles get off my property
>>340310251
Fuck you nigger
PLAUMMMNN!
CLAP TROP
PLAUMMMNN!
CLAP TROP
>>340314258
AWWW AWWWWW
>>340313831
>mfw I learned that they can bounceI couldn't really hit shit with it, but still.
>crossbow that shoots hot rebar
why can't more games have unique takes on more standard weapons like this?
>>340310251
Here newfriend, have a (you)
They're a precious commodity 'round these parts.
>>340314669
Because safe space.
>>340314669
cus people dont care anymore
>that pistol
TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK TUK
>>340309861
click BZZZZZZZzzzt
>>340314067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Elwb2lV88hM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqxag2TDqtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jO-P3kXlCI
>>340311646
>gravity gun less than anything
Fucking plebs, I know you are bating but fuck off, the gravity gun is God's gift to mankind you mother fucker.
>>340315070
i love all these videos
Half Life goes so fucking deep its crazy
>the fucking cocroaches have ai
>>340314720
Go fuck yourself you pathetic loser
HL2 blew my mind on so many levels when i first played it
i literally played for like 6 hours straight and beat the entire game
>that section under the bridge
>fear of heights triggered
>>340312372
The M4 just replaced the MP5 though
>>340315238
What? You want one too?
I've got a couple extra, so you can have this one, pal.
https://youtu.be/jwxN8sCIOOE?t=2m6s
>>340310432
>>340310454
>mfw both playing in sync
>>340314669
Because no one appreciates it anymore. People want what they're used to, everything else just scares them and makes them angry.
Hell, even this place would probably sperg out if that crossbow would've been first used nowadays.
"How is that supposed to work?", "Electricity doesn't work that way! Unrealistic!", "Meme crossbow!", etc.
>>340309861
>throw down tripmine
>aim directly down at it
>crossbow shot now travels extremely slowly
What did they mean by this?
>>340315959
A classic.
this thread reminded me of john freeman
good shit
>>340310432
>>340310454
fuck I shouldn't be laughing at this shit
also crossbowmind
>>340316721
I MUST KILL FAST AND BULLETS ARE SLOW
>>340316721
Did he ever fuckin finish that?
>>340316948
Yep, as far as I remember there was a final strip where the guy dies.
>>340316860
ZOMBIE GOASTS
leave this place
>>340316948
think so
heres the playlist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs&list=PL5C93A6E9D71C2A0E
>>340311646
hl1's assault rifle was just the HD version of the smg you dolt
>>340317103
thats gordon frohman mang, not john freeman
>>340309861
reminder that Freeman is evil for using this weapon.
>>340310046
hahahaHAHAA XD
>tfw every playthrough after the first I saved my magnum bullets and crossbow bolts for the hunters
I never got to properly have fun with them
Wasnt there a video of someone shooting a Magnusson onto a strider then shooting a crossbow shot on the ground, where itricochetsand hits the strider?
Made my dick diamonds
>>340318890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=y3MP0z2_IyE#t=99
I gotcha bruv
>>340316004
Trying to do this in audacity
>>340319397
waiting for anon to deliver
>>340319384
thanks mang
>2 endurances
jesus
>>340309987
It was a way to put the crossbow in HL2 despite there being no legitimate reason for it to be there.
The crossbow in HL1 was an underwater weapon.
>>340309861
I love the crossbow as much as the next guy, but I never understood it. Where does Morgan get the red hot rebar?
>>340320365
carries around rebar, heated by crossbow
or maybe his suit
>>340320087
give me a min
>>340309861
>originally we were going to get the Combine Sniper Rifle instead of the Crossbow
Would that have been better or worse?
squeek squeek SQUEEK SQUEEK
KABOOM
>>340320365
The battery heats up the rebar via the incredible power of electricity.
As for rebar, cities fucking broke, dude.
>>340320820
IT WOULD GO BANG BANG
INSTEAD OF WOOZ WOOZ
>>340320932
I thought the combine snipers went POP
>>340320087
>>340320754
a.pomf.cat/bapbcv.mp3
tiny bit out of sync
you won't notice it if you're using headphones
>>340320894
I dare you to find a single straight piece of exposed rebar in a warzone/damaged building, I fucking double dicky dare you.
>>340321126
Nice
I'm wondering what it would sound like to take the crossbow sound and just machine gun it
>>340321310
https://a.pomf.cat/xrsreh.mp3
perfectly synced and single channel
i'll try that machine gun idea if i can get the raw crossbow sound
>>340321234
The rule of cool, it would be near impossible to find straight pieces of rebar in damaged buildings, no doubt. But I'd rather have a crossbow that shoots heated pieces of rebar than not have one.
>>340322049
speaking of that part where you get the airboat, if you leave and load the next part of the map and then come back, the woman will be dead with a fast headcrab next to her, which is the first time you see a live one