Nobody cares, huh?
I bought it.
6/10
>>340281593
why would they ruin the character be giving her a nigger look
she's literally a chingger now
Everyone saw that it was going to be shit
It ended up shit
What a twist
I care that Mirrors Edge will die a sad and obscure death.
I don't care to buy the game however.
Not after I played the Beta, especially not when Odin Sphere and new Atelier come out today.
Another Dice/Frostbite engine trash game.
I liked older game. Previews of this didnt look good. Kept saying it wont be good. No one believed.
Will get it at a sale on origin one of those days for 5 bucks
Nope. Already denying the existence of Dragon Age 2 and Crysis 2, won't have a problem adding this turd to the list.
>>340281710
And now I just requested a refund.
>Denuvo
>Win10 exclusive
Yeah, probably not.
>>340281593
I didn't even know it was coming out today until yesterday. Of course I don't give a shit. I loved the first one but will not play this garbage.
>>340281593
When I played the beta I was really hoping that the stupid fetchquests where just there to learn the movement.
Looks like they get even worse later in the game.
>>340281805
Interracial mixing is progressive, anon. You didn't know?. SJW won't be happy until all world races is mixed. They are literally those cultfags "The Marker" from Dead Space game serie.
Catalyst is what happens when you fire all your competent privileged white males in favor of "diversity" (white women).
This fucking dogshit game cannot crash hard enough.
>>340282754
Thefuck is this haircut.
>>340282976
Ir's called the "i'm a cunt" cut.
>>340282976
The Skrillex
>>340281805
>why would they ruin the character be giving her a nigger look
What are you talking about?
>>340281593
Nnnope.
>>340283057
Also wears a scarf indoors.
Who does that?
>>340283132
They dropped the quality of the game harder than skrillex dropps the bass.
>>340281593
It's incredible how quickly EA can kill my hype for a game I've wanted forever
might pick it up on sale
>>340281593
I was hype. Then i found out it looks like a fucking 360 game. Seriously the game is ugly as fuck.
>>340282754
Same with the new Battlefront, the director was a girl that is why is so casual that is not fun.
>>340281593
yeah, why did they make her so ugly and make the game seem so boring?
>>340283448
Well I was going to say Amelia Earhart and this cunt but apparently even Amelia didn't even do that shit, so just this cunt.
You know, I thought the first game had some neat mechanics, but all in all it was a boring piece of shit with a retarded story. I think, back then, the consensus was that it was pretty much a tech demo whose concepts could be adapted into a brand new IP.
But nah, they made a sequel out of it. Not only it's made by EA, but it's also a sequel to a game that sucked in the first place. No wonder it's shit, only the jumping part was worth it as the combat itself was dog ass too.
Shut up about the story for a moment, is this an open world game with retarded Ubisoft bloatware mechanics? Communication towers, busy work, the whole nine yards, is this what Mirror's Edge reboot ended up being?
>>340282754
This haircut is like the female equivalent of wearing the Naruto headband in real life.
wait this came out today? What a fucking blunder.
i wanted to like it; requested a refund. game looks awful even maxed out, gameplay's seen zero evolution in the almost-decade they've had to develop this shit, story's laughable (although i don't care about that so much), and the fucking open-world meme hobbled another game right out of the starting gate.
they should've just made a level-based sequel, much like the original, and they shouldn't have taken so fucking long to make it.
really unfortunate
>>340284498
Yes, its like a ubishit game
I don't want to pay for this, but I want to run like an autist for a while.
I guess I ca-
>Denuvo
Oh.
Oh well I don't even care anymore.
>>340281593
Fucking surprise, eh?
>>340281593
No, I'm not going to a give a single dollar to a company that hired Sarkeesian to "advise" this game's production.
>>340282976
it signifies that she's bisexual
so are people actually going to admit that its bad?
or is this gonna be the video game equivalent of the new ghostbusters
>>340287162
well its not exactly getting rave reviews
resting bitch face
>>340285570
Nobody cares pirate scum kill yourself
Stopped caring the second the words "open" and "world" were ushered
>>340287416
If it wasn't on Origin I'd buy it :^)
>Shit game with loss of complexity in favor of more combat despite nobody wanting more combat, and dilapidated level design that throws out fluidity and fun platforming in favor of yet another lifeless "open world"
>/pol/ and [r9k] rejects would rather complain that Faith looks like a nigger even though anyone that's seen a single black person could tell you she looks nothing like one
>open-world
>EA
>SJW shit
>forced combat
>casualized parkour elements
Nah fuck this.
>>340281593
>Play original Mirror's Edge
>Is like Portal in that it's simple and short but a unique and memorable experience. Even if the story was nowhere near as good.
>Graphics from that game still hold up today
What the fuck? How did they fuck this game up? All they had to do was make more exciting set pieces and I would've bought it.
>>340284776
THANKS OPEN WORLD-FAGS!
>Durr Mirror's Edge would've been better if it was open world
>>340281593
I do. Beta was pretty excellent so I can't wait.
>Parkour game
>Make it open world
>Add a fucking grappling hook because you are lazy and cannot design a level for shit
>>340281593
Torrent where?
>>340281593
It's not even released yet.
>>340284331
It was pretty damn good when you got to postgame and you drilled all the shortcuts into your head going for gold on the individual levels. They were really fucking well-designed, there were so many paths you could take. Then you go back to story mode once or twice and just blaze through it at lightning fucking speed.
>>340288289
>Graphics from that game still hold up today
You're delusional
>>340289115
Look at screenshots you dingus. It does minimalism pretty damn well
>>340289149
It's still junk on a technical level by today's standards.
I only wish this game would become popular so there was more porn about Faith (._. )
>>340281593
Im sure EA and the shitakus of the world will blame racist white cis males for the failure of this piece of crap
>>340282754
laugh out lout at that picture
explains a lot
>>340289419
When did anyone do that?
>>340289419
Anita worked on it.
They're gonna have to throw her under the bus.
>>340289498
>>340289498
Remember Mass Effect 3?
>>340282754
>a vent right here looks natural, right guys?right?
>>340289498
.
>>340289619
That doesn't look like it's blaming just white men anon, just men in general.
>>340289620
They really blamed white guys? Mass effect 3 was just shitty.
>>340289262
Which is a testament to how much a solid, well though-out artistic direction trumps technical prowess almost every time. However much the technically-obsessed monomaniacs refuse to acknowledge it.
>>340289849
Also, EA said people hated ME3 because they were homophobes
>>340281593
pretty graphics
repetitive
boring as hell
11/10 -IGN
>>340289619
>That article at the bottom left
These people genuinely don't know what logic is do they? What the hell does Kojima have to do with DoA anyway?
>>340282440
Faith was already mixed race dipshit
Open world is the same as a dev sticking in procedural generation as a replacement for level design. The first game was only fun because it was level based and it was actually designed.
>>340290078
IGN gave it like a 6/10 which makes me think it's probably a good game
>>340290156
IGN scores are inflated, anon. Not reversed (except in the case of God Hand). A 6/10 from IGN means a 3/10 for a normal person.
>>340290150
You're wrong, she was full blown Asian
>>340289534
>Anita worked on it.
Nah, though. That was bait.
>>340290156
modern review scores starts at 5 wich mean this is a real turd
>>340290072
To be fair a lot of the people who hated it were unabashed homophobes.
Just as a lot of the comments about ME2 are calling Faith a tranny nigger put in to appease the SJWs and don't address the game at all.
>>340290450
nope
>>340290450
Ah yes, she bore the proud Asian name Connors.
>>340290697
>To be fair a lot of the people who hated it were unabashed homophobes.
>Game was critcized mostly on a terrible ending and other terrible things throughout
>Just as a lot of the comments about ME2 are calling Faith a tranny nigger
>Game is currently being criticized for having an open world gimmick, looking ugly, and actually being an overall step backward from the previous game
Either this is b8 or you really love letting companies tell you what to think.
>>340290072
Holy shit this irritates me.
Having been in the Army for over a decade, this is just how people speak. Even the women. A decent percentage of whom were hyper-lesbians and at least borderline feminist.
Saying "I'm getting my shit pushed in" is in no way homophobic. I don't think anyone, even gay folks, likes getting butt banged when they don't want to be butt banged.
Anyway back to the topic... ME2 that started as a day-one purchase for me, but is now an on-sale purchase. Maybe.
>>340290072
Holy shit.I just now realized that "getting your shit pushed in" is supposed to allude to.
>>340290281
>game I like was rated low so it's the exception
Spoken like a true normie.
>>340291571
No, m8. Just read the threads. Hell, have you seen the threads before the game was released? When people just had one promo pic of Faith to go on? You think people forget about that? It makes every nitpick to come out of this place suspect, to say the least. And that's when people don't explicitly include anti-SJW shit with their complaints.
Basically, if you show yourself to be politically motivated in your hatred of the game, you can no longer be regarded as an unbiased critic.
>>340290470
> That was bait
She didn't work on it but she did give a talk to the devs about how to make the game non sexist
>>340291639
>Implying the army isn't homophobic
wew lad
>>340292181
And the one of the primary complaints IGN had was that the characters are unlikable. Seems like they missed Anita's point :((((((
>>340292171
I hope EA pays you well
>>340292181
No. The talk wasn't on Mirror's Edge and she didn't think it was sexist. That was the bait.
The narrative of her working on it was spawned by the game of telephone that followed people taking the bait.
>>340292297
I'm telling you how to avoid having your criticisms dismissed as bigotry, and shockingly, the answer is as simple as "don't act like a bigot while you're criticising". Can't imagine why you wouldn't want to hear it.
>>340292297
This isn't an argument...
>>340291776
Me too lol
>>340292898
>User made Races
please tell me they're talking about foot races
does this gaem have denuvo?
>>340293485
What else would they refer to? You don't drive in this game.
>>340292253
Not implying that at all. It's gotten better, but it still is.
Just saying that that's a poor example of it. And that also maybe they should be complaining about the source of an issue, not a fucking videogame.
>>340292898
Damage control shall begin shortly.
Capture this post.
You will see in the next coming days that DICE wasn't feminist enough. They ignored too many of her ideas. ETC. They're going to pass the buck hard.
>>340292898
Top quote is still fabricated
>>340282754
Definitely not giving my money to that.
>>340293782
Well, it's a video game website, isn't it?
>>340294042
You could delete the top quote/image and replace with with "Anita was invited to DICE to give an lecture on how to better write characters for games."
And it would all still be just as relevant.
>>340294612
>an lecture on how to better write characters for games.
I think it was about Tropes vs. Women, actually. That's what the pic seems to say.
>>340291639
>Having been in the Army for over a decade
I hope you get mauled fighting for Israel bud
>>340294831
And what is Tropes v Women about anon?
Oh, right, about how shitty every female character ever written is.
>>340281593
I don't get game companies privileged white males and losers are the ones with all the money for this shit. Why keep trying to sell to a crowd that is too busy buying hormone shots?
>>340296094
It's about common tropes and how to avoid them.
So unless you can point out how the absence of a specific trope Anita has discussed is responsible for the characters and story being unlikeable, I don't think there's much you can blame her for.
>>340296330
Lol ok
>>340296330
>common tropes
But a trope is literally just a way of telling a story.
Essentially, everything has a trope. Everything has been done before. Identifying something as a common trope, or as a trope is not a negative quality.
>>340296557
>>>/tvtropes/
>>340296330
Tropes v women is essentially about whining about how everything is sexist and everything is racist and you have to point it all out.
>>340296747
No, only the racist and sexist stuff, really.
So go ahead, show me how the absence of racism and sexism ruined Mirror's Edge.
>>340296712
That is literally where she/john macintosh has copied their college thesis statement from, yes.
Just a reminder that the writer for her material on Tropes V Women is John Macintosh.
>>340296330
>how to avoid them
Not that guy but no. Just no.
She points things out. Legitimate examples, non-issues and the occasional case where nothing better coukd be done.
Anita however, never gives an example of how this could be done better. She'll point out what she views as a problem... Then fails to discuss how this can be improved upon.
Some are obvious, e.g. Don't keep the camera on a woman's ass, but then other cases you think, well there no other viable alternative... And she sure as fuck didn't give one.
She can be good at raising awareness about certain things (if you pick thriugh the general shit) but that's all.
Its like criticising a movie and then not saying what else could have been done to improve it.
>>340281593
I'll wait for the mod that replaces classic Faith in.
>>340296926
>No, only the racist and sexist stuff, really.
That was a direct quote from Anita Sarkeesian silly.
"Everything is sexist. Everything is racist. And you have to point it all out."
>>340297201
>Anita however, never gives an example of how this could be done better.
That is part of critical theory.
An important part of feminism.But also marxism.
>>340281805
you can really call this nigger you faggot?
>>340296926
>No, only the racist and sexist stuff, really.
Look guys, this is clearly a troll so I'm not sure why anyone is even bothering to reply to him anymore.
>>340297201
Most of her complaints aren't problems, like you said.
Non-issues.
like:
"Don't keep the camera on a woman's ass?"
Why not?
Soo this is windows 10? or we can salvage this shitty game with some SFM porn?
>>340290450
Eurasian mate
>>340281805
That's what asian women look like without plastic surgery.
And no, asian girls don't look like your k/j-pop stars without plastic surgery and make up tricks
>>340297415
She's more Thai ladyboy.
Either way, much less pleasant to look at than what she was before.
The site I work for has this game on medium priority.
So no, not that many care.
Reminder that simple moves like the saftey roll, wall run and quick turn need to be acquired through level ups
Which means the entire open world is designed around you not having those moves so its incredibly basic
>>340297201
>Don't keep the camera on a woman's ass
..............................................................
>>340281593
Originally it was supposed to be multiplayer open world then said fuck it so no, the hype was dead.
>>340298627
fair anough...i just find annoyng people sayng the characters are niggers without any hint of niggerness on it
>>340289705
Holy shit this can't be real
One of the best things about ME was that the levels were realistic and could be replicated in real life as a viable building.
LET'S JUST ADD A VENT TO SOME RANDOM HEIGHT ON THE WALL LOL
>>340294042
I saw footage of her saying it in a thunder foot video.
>>340297201
Okay, so then you're saying Anita gave no advice at all?
Please dont tell me its shit guys, deep down I knew it would be but i still had hope
I love Mirrors edge, Iv waited to long for this, playing it for the first time I thought it would be great for open world
pls
>>340298947
Because they've never seen a real asian person outside their computer and anime
>>340281593
How long is it/How much content is there?
>>340299293
Dont know
Content is the user made races, basically the "fuck you, make your own content" approach
>>340299293
2 hours.
>>340283448
That fat fuck smash player
>>340282976
>literally Hitlerjugend haircut with long hair
>>340299025
I know for a fact you didn't.
>>340292898
But ME had really simple controls
and the game was really easy...
I dont understand
>>340299951
Casuals
>>340299951
It's bait.
Greentext on /v/ is not a source.
>>340300159
That image is outdated, you dont need to press A anymore in AC games, its just RT
So much potential for a refinement of the first game.. God damn it. I was excited for this from the day I finished the first one. The story wasn't.. Amazingly executed but what was there had so much potential. So did all the characters! Gameplay was a bit barebones but so much room to grow.
Fucking hell, I HATE EA. So many good things destroyed.
Is the main villain a white businessman that is also a racist rapist?
>>340300671
In a sense
>>340300957
User scores on EA games are getting to be less reliable than critic scores.
>>340299000
the best part is that some vents in the game don't actually go to vent systems
they're literally holes in the wall with a vent cover over them
So does this have denuvo or what? Is it even out yet?
>>340301119
I dont believe you
A level designer that shit cannot possibly have a fucking job
>>340301021
well lets see "critics" say its good and users say its bad hmm whats right?
>>340301210
See >>340289705
This is real. Theres a vent shortly before it just the same but leads from the outside. Just square holes in walls from one room to another with a metal plate on top.
>>340301210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSZsywB80VA
jump to 28:06
>>340301215
However bad you think this game is, you can't honestly tell me it's a 1.3 or 2.2 out of 10. These people are just memeing. Going for the automatic 0 by default. Can't be relied upon to give an accurate reflection of the game at all.
Looking over the user reviews it seems people are literally spamming copy-pasta along with their zeroes.
>>340301472
Dear god, at least the guys in the video noticed and took the piss out of it too
>>340301552
But the game IS this bad
>>340301215
75 metacritic isn't really "good" though.
>>340301552
If it would have been better if a game was never made, it deserves a 0
>>340301773
oh yeah i forgot
10 is paid reviews
9.5 is amazing
9 is good
8.5 is average
8 is meh
everything under that is dogshit
>>340301658
Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing has a higher user score than that.
>>340301996
At least Big rigs is the funny kind of bad
Mirrors edge 2 is just a fucking tragedy
>>340302213
Any user score below 4.0 or so is a meme. Especially on a AAA game.
>>340281593
Too expensive and no crack since lol denovo.
>>340281593
Watched the first 20 minutes of gameplay footage, and thought: Looks good, but not 60 burgers good.
>>340298617
The eyeshadow is a dead giveaway.
And she's obviously had her lips done.
>>340302348
>Any opinion I don't like is a meme
>>340281710
>>340282148
Hello Dango-chan
