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Hype :^)
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>>340279174
why are they doing this?
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WE
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>>340279174
1+3?
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>>340279613
piggybacking onto Half-LifeĀ“s name and all the drama arround 3 so more people see it and with more people seeing it bigger chances of more people buying it.

in short, advertising.
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Best Simpsons season?
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>>340279174
>tfw Guts got off the boat before Half Life 3
>tfw The Last Gaurdian was reannounced before Half Life 3
>tfw Naruto finished before Half Life 3
>tfw Mass Effect 1-3 came out between Half Life 2: Episode 2 and Half Life 3
>tfw every current Call of Duty after 4 came out between Half Life 2: Episode 2 and Half Life 3
>tfw every current Assassin's Creed game came out between Half Life 2: Episode 2 and Half Life 3
>tfw a FF7 was announced before Half Life 3
>tfw Souls 1-3 and Bloodborne was released before Half Life 3
>tfw this only of the few of the things that have happened while waiting for Half Life 3
Name any others if you feel like it.
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>>340280585
*FF7 remake
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>>340279984
Left 4 dead 3 confirmed.
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Half Life 3 exclusive to OnePlus phones?
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>>340280585
>smartphone revolution
>private sector rockets
>vacuum tube trains
>electric cars
>quantum computing is real
>5 wars
>self driving cars
Basically we live in the sci-fi now and still no half-life 3.
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>>340280585
>tfw Max Payne 3 released before Half Life 3
>tfw Diablo 3 released before Half Life 3
>tfw even Duke Nukem Forever released before Half Life 3
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>>340281039
>quantum computing is real
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>>340280585
Anonymous Agony File #1 and File #2 were officially released.

Oh wait...
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>>340279174
>6.14.16

America everyone
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>>340281146
what? it is, IBM got working prototypes
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>>340280585
Samurai Jack revival.
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>>340279174
When is Gearbox going to get the rights to Half-life and make Half-Life Forever?
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>>340281146
For real, it's a super simple "machine", like simpler than a calculator. but they were able to build and program a small quantum transistor array with and program it with an MRI machine
Google it, it's actually pretty awesomr
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That time of the year again?
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>>340280585
The Warcraft movie was released before HL3
Star Wars Episode 7 too
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>>340281283
Anon please. I still have a slim sliver of hope
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>>340281312
>>340281395
I completely missed this.
Jesus

Why isn't it on top of the news?
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>>340280585
>tfw Souls 1-3 and Bloodborne was released before Half Life 3

You forget DeS was also released in the meantime.

The entire Soulsborne series was released between the two.
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>>340280585
>A new DOOM game got released before Half Life 3.

To think they were once competing.
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>>340268419
>Liru's game will release before HL3
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>>340280834
IM READY
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>>340281563
Just so I can crush that hope:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/codedemotion/anonymous-agony/posts/1218312

tl;dr: if it every is released, it won't be in an episodic format. They're trimming the game down to the most necessary elements. That means no lesbian vigilantes, no brown loli and no other fun stuff.
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>>340279174
Does anyone else hope Half Life 3 is never released?
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>excruciatingly linear
>boring weapons
>glitchy as fuck physics and "puzzles" based around said glitchy as fuck physics
>fucking vehicle sections that are goddamn boring as shit
>a goddamn pain in the ass weak as shit story that isn't going anywhere because the writers have painted themselves into a corner
Why do we care about HL again, modern "gamers"?

HL1 was part of the decline of gaming in the late 90s. Please, at least let HL die as it should.
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>>340281620
Because tampons are more important.
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>>340281791
I know about that. A man can have his delusions though.
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>>340281853
Honestly while I would love to see HL3 I'm afraid of the leaks. I don't want to see another boring open world shooter with side quests and RPG mechanics. I would love a L4D3 though.
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I want to believe.
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>>340281858
We gotta kill the meme, so it has to be released
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>6.14.16
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>6th year
>14th month
>16th day
What?
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>>340279174
Yeah right, I'm not stupid. Year has only 12 months, not 14.
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You'd think people would stop with this "linear is always bad" stupidity after all the open-world shitfest from the last years.
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>>340282203
>he puts years first
What the hell ?

6th day
14th month
16th year
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>>340279174
>Americans think a year has 14 months
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>>340282353
But no linear shooter can beat any of the labyrinthine shooters of the 90s.
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>>340282386
Year first is technically the superior way, as it lists the most important information first.
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>>340280585
Otome Function will come out before HL3
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>>340282353

Linear is bad if it's a literal straight line or has obvious invisible walls
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>>340280585
>MadThad will be released before HL3
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>>340282353
You'd think people would stop with this "open world is bad" stupidity when... oh, who am I kidding, modern gamers are too dumb to recognize good gameplay. Fuck them all.
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>>340280585
Also
>Full Metal Panic got a new anime before Half Life 3
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>>340281309
>Waahhhh their conventions are slightly different than ours! How can I possibly tell the date waaaahhhhh!

Go pray to Mohammed about it, faggot.
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>>340282592
Any news on that yet?
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>>340282621
>month/day/year
>Americans
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>>340282469
If you don't know what year it is, you've got more problems than formatting the date.

Information in order of importance:

>day
>month
>year
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>>340282531
You asked for this.
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>>340282795
>If you don't know what year it is, you've got more problems than formatting the date.

You know information stays relevant beyond the year it's written in, right?

If someone goes back to read old documents, it's more important for him to know what year they were written in than what day they were written on.

Source: My brother, who's a government official.
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>>340280229
S4
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>>340279174
>implying I'd be hyped even if they did actually announce it
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>>340281620

because our modern world doesn't actually care about anything intelligent

http://www.theverge.com/2014/11/13/7213819/your-bowling-shirt-is-holding-back-progress

>I don't care if you landed a spacecraft on a comet, your shirt is sexist and ostracizing
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>>340280585

According to /k/, Glock went kill before HL3.
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>>340279984
Whats your viber brah
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>>340280585
> Duke Nukem Forever got released before Half Life 3
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>>340280585
Liru will be comming before Half Life 3
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>>340280585
Two Superman reboots came out before Half Life 3.
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Reminder that HL3 is a Blizzard joint
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>>340279174
I don't care anymore....
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Who's willing to bet they're making it for VR?
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>>340279174
It feels so deliberate, that Valve stops every IP at 2 and can't seem to move onto 3.
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>>340282946
No one in a government document or any important document would write .16 for 2016.

It's a non issue unless you are a retard..
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>>340280585
Angry Birds got a movie before Half Life 3
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>>340283420
One of the big guys over there said straight up last year that it wouldn't be a VR game.

It will definitely have support for a VR headset as display but they're not so fucking dumb they think HL3 with the shitty Vive controls they use in the lab would be acceptable.
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>>340283387
>....
shoo shoo
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>1-12/1-31/1-āˆž
>this somehow confuses eurpoors
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>>340282469
You're right, but for the wrong reason.
Think of it like one long number.
The leftmost part of the number (ie, the most significant bits) change the least often, like the year.
The rightmost bits (least significant bits) change most often, like the date.
So today's date would be 2016/06/07
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I didn't know of any other NEVER EVERs from other boards so it's just these two

feel free to suggest more
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Portal 3, Left 4 Dead 3 and Team Fart 3 will be released before Half Life 3
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>>340281858
Trying too hard kid
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>>340283616
The day of the rope, /pol/
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>your face when Half Life 2 Source 2 is revealed at E3
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>>340283498
Why are you so butthurt about dates?

All I said is that year first is technically superior, then I explained why. You haven't actually given any argument to the contrary.
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>>340283537
But then they're ruining the whole point of HL. First two games were revolutions each in in their own respective way. If they just make it a decent run of the mill game then it'll just be shunned for not living up to the standards. And currently there's no field in games to revolutionize other than VR.
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>>340280585

The Marvel Cinematic Movie Universe officially launched and produced up to 14 movies in that time span.
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4chan was sold to a japanese jew before hl3 was released.
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>>340283616
>/a/
>Not Berserk boat
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>>340281146
theres a couple of quantum computers running and accessable for people to use over internet.

Get with the times you autistic shitbox.
We have AI up the wazoo as well
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>>340282795
You put year first, then month, then day because it will sort correctly. If you have for example log files spanning multiple months or years they will be completely fucked up if you use any other order. So in that regard, the importance is the other way around.
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>>340283731
funny, but not a form of media or a product of some kind
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>>340283817
daww, I tried.
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>>340283616
/h/ is getting foxtits
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>>340283775
But the boat ended year ago.
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>>340283775
shiet I forgot he got off the boat

how many years?
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>>340280585
Neil Armstrong and Leonard Nimoy died while waiting for Half Life 3.
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>>340280585
>>tfw Souls 1-3 and Bloodborne was released before Half Life 3
Holy shit we got an entire series going from niche to overblown dogshit and run into the ground between Half Life titles.
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>GabeN waddles out on stage, double bacon cheeseburger in hand
>he wipes his brow and takes a huge bite of his burger
>finally waddles up to the mic
>the crowd is ready to shit their pants
>"I know you've been waiting a long time, but we are finally ready to announce that it is done."
>crowd is sexually aroused and have full bladders so they are not only ready to shit themselves but orgasm and piss themselves at the same time even if that makes no sense, gaben makes such a thing possible
>"In one month, we will be releasing Half-Life 3..."
>crowd begins The Releasing
>"exclusively for SteamOS/Linux!"
>gaben waddles off the stage
>crowd is dumbstruck and covered with shit and piss and cum
>/v/ invades /g/ and begs them to help install gentoo
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>>340280585

The NX will release before HL3, meaning it skipped an entire generation after disappearing for most of an extended generation.
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>>340283752
A "revolutionary" VR game is still going to be below average compared to a normal game with current tech. You just can't make an acceptable full scale game with those controllers.

Besides, the fact that you can't think of what it could be is what makes it revolutionary.
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>omg le half life 3 confirmed meem meem xDD
why are pcucks so fucking obsessed with a shitty FPS? you have tons of garbage first person shooting games oversaturating the market on pc, why the fuck do you care about this particular one? half-life never did anything original or good, it always was overrated
>b-b-b-but realtime story telling!
Older games did it first and better, half-life story of an apocalyptic earth ran by aliens isnt new or original
>inb4 tons on pcucks and valvedrones spew "bait" because they cant disprove me
im just saying, we're at a point where vr porn is a thing, fuck off and move on
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half life is a garbage meme game that nobody gives a shit about
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>>340283901
8, if I remember correctly.
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>>340281620
Because they're kinda shit, but it's a good start
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>>340283616
/mu/ should be All Lights Fucked.
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>>340283896
So did the other shit
>>340283901
7 FUCKING YEARS
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>>340283616
>/h/
>Liru game
>2 years (ending this week)
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>>340280585
Make no mistake, I hate dorkly and their humour but they really hit the nail on the head with this one.
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>>340283975
>omg le halo 87confirmed meem meem xDD
>why are consolecucks so fucking obsessed with a shitty FPS? you have tons of garbage first person shooting games oversaturating the market on consoles and control like shit, why the fuck do you care about this particular one? halo never did anything original or good, it always was overrated
Works for your garbage too, consolefucks.
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>>340283930
>every half life releases when the technology is right
>hl3 will release when it's the year of the Linux desktop
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>>340284014
To be fair that's actually 'out' already.
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>>340283464
>Implying Portal 3 would be a good thing
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>>340283079

I really did not see that turning into a "women aren't welcome into the sciences" piece, I really thought it was defending the man at first.
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>>340284243

just like OP lol
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>>340283762
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>>340283975
Because whether or not Half Life was good, it brought about a golden age of Source mods/games. I mostly want Half Life 3 so it can kick that off again for Source 2.
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>>340284205
Well then, it's time to release. If you're not using GNU/Linux then you are an idiot. Enjoy either sucking Microsoft cock while they spy on you or being an idiot consolekid, or worse, letting Apple suck your cock while giving you no freedom and also spying on you.
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>>340284243
That's a good point actually.
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>>340283241
[Game that has been released between the release of Half-Life 2 Episode 2 and the current date] got released before Half-Life 3
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>>340284205
this. HL games always revolutionize.

You're welcome to screencap because I bet HL3 will be the first VR AAA title done right.
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>>340282795
>>340282469
>>340283808
Why are you guys chain responding to somebody who is so genuinely autistic he is trapped in his world of delusions doomed to die in a pool of his own urine cold and alone
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>>340283901
8 and let's not forget we must get back
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Half life 3 will be revealed at Sony e3
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>>340280585
Kids born after the release of Episode 2 are going to have sex soon, probably earlier than you too
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>>340284171
>giving a shit about gaylo since 4 was released
nobody cares about halo anymore, difference between half-faggot and gaylo is that people acknowledge halo sucks massive fucking donkey balls now
>>340284350
holy shit someone that actually fucking answers with a pretty legit response ive never seen before, congrats and thank you anon
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>>340279174
>dbrand twitter
>1plus logo
>half life logo
what is this mess
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>>340283616
>/mu/
>not pic related

And they're releasing a new album.

>The Avalanches made another album before HL3
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>>340284338
>If I don't like it it's ribbit
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>>340284482
Sony wins again,PKEKS BTFO
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>>340280585
Godzilla and Jurassic Park were brought back from cinematic death before Half Life 3
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>>340284428
https://www.vg247.com/2015/09/24/half-life-3-wont-be-a-vr-game-says-valve-2/
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>>340284412
I run ubongo with gnome m8.
You're so far up your ass if you think GNU+Linux is meant for consumer use. Agree on the corporate spying though, it's the main reason I switched. I keep a Windows boot just for vidya. Don't allow it to connect to the net though.
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>>340284554
Sony always wins
https://youtu.be/UUNGEU2vCu8
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>>340280585
>Starcraft 2 finished before HL3
Time sure flies.
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>>340279174
On juni the 14th is my 21 birthday. If this get's announced Gabe truly loves me.
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>>340280585
All of Death Grips came before half life 3
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>>340284496
I try, I never even finished episode 2. But the amount of hours I put into games like Zombie Master, Zombie Panic, Dystopia, Neotokyo, Insurgency, Pirates Vikings and Knights 2, Age of Chivalry and of course TF2 and L4D was ridiculous. Now all my friends play is Dota and it's sad.
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>>340284338

Doesn't matter if you like it or not. That's still a ton of production
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>>340284264
Valve, when they made games, never made a bad game.
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>>340284637
>6 years ago
Why did he age so bad in 6 years?
He looks fine in that video.
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>>340280585
The Witcher series both started and ended between the release of Ep. 2 and HL3
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>>340284428
>VR
>done right
Please stop infectious salesmanship of this garbage technology, paid shills, it WILL NOT HAPPEN.
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>>340284839
Snack bar
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>>340280585
>Square Enix announced KH3
>Sonic The Hedgehog got good again, and then went back to being shit.
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>Half life 3
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>>340284908
Snackbar?
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>>340284719
Whos this
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>>340282592
Man, I hope they can get all the English VAs back. That dub was GOAT.
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>>340282531
looool
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My dad is also waiting for it
he only finished 1 and 2
he says he'll start playing the episodes once 3 is released
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>>340285031
Pink cookie

https://youtu.be/YR0WN55p_zI
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>>340283731
The KKK fellow needs a better weapon, that knife doesn't even look like a good steak knife. And the eye holes in his hood look really shoddy.
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>>340284275
and the worst part is that every fucking time shit like this gains momentum, actual women working in scientific fields are like "what the fuck are you talking about?"

it happened plenty with female game devs, too

https://youtu.be/Y-3aiI27OfE?t=12m29s

a lot of them were publicly saying "uh i actually work in the games industry as a normal person and i deal with none of this shit in my daily life"
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Imagine this
>At E3
>HTC is talking about VR
>10 minutes in
>lights go off
>GabeN is sitting on a chair
>does't say anything for 5 minuts
>Every body is sitting and sweting balls
>He raises three fingers
>Half-Life 3 logo pops up
>GabeN walks off
>The room smells like shit
>WW3 soon After
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>>340280585
>10 years
That's just enough time for somone to be born, grow up, beat the game, contract some childhood disease and die in the time it's taken them.
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>>340282869
Still the funniest /v/ related thing, to me. The formal, matter-of-fact tone by the writer, "McMichael said this was only a joke" after every incriminating statement just makes me lose my shit.
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>>340280585
>Turtles in Time stage Neon Nightriders is set in 2020
>this will pass before halflife 3 comes out

4 years people and we will never have a hightech neon landscape that 1992 promised us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqRl_K2MrBw
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>>340282869
who would openly state on facebook of all things that they are fapping, even then fapping to CP

whata fucking moron
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The reason I don't think they'll announce anything new this year is because of the failure of Steam machines and also the success of CS:GO and Dota 2. It just doesn't seem realistic that they'd start making new games in the current situation.
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>>340280585
The entire blazblue series.
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>>340284509
22 years vs ~16

>>340284560
would godzilla count as /tv/'s NEVER EVER?

2004 - 2014

>>340284030
updated
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>>340285413
>series
I wouldn't be so generous. GG is a series. BB is a single game with expansions.
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>>340283975
>Stop liking what I don't like!
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>>340283079
>this dude was wearing a shirt he got as a birthday present
>from his wife
>who made the shirt for him
>because he wanted her to see the shirt she made for him when the probe landed
>this innocent man was forced to apologize and nearly brought to tears simply for showing his wife he loved her because of SJWs

How anyone can support those people is beyond me. They are utterly repulsive, vile creatures.
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>>340285423
>Godzilla: Final Wars was released in 2004
>It's been 12 years since a Japanese Godzilla movie
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>>340280585
First three parts of JoJo were fully made into anime.
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>>340284560
Godzilla was only dead in the west
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>>340285189
Good food is life.
Gabe knows best.
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>6.14.16

Why americans so retarded?
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>>340284480
I still haven't gotten around to reading the post-boat chapters.
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>E3 2016
>"It is my pleasure to welcome, from Valve Studios... GABE NEWELL!"
>Gabe comes out to a lukewarm reaction
>"Hello, everyone, it's been a few years since I've been on one of these, but I promise there's a good reason for me to be here today"
>The crowd whispers before silence settles back in
>"Our industry has been going through a large and fast expansion for the last six years, and we've been doing our best to work alongside the changes that have been coming from it. Unfortunately, this has slowed us down quite a bit, and we've never been known to be... punctual"
>Forced laughter by the crowd
>"But today, I'm happy to announce a new game we've been working on for almost a decade now"
>Crowd can now be heard talking in hushed tones of excitement
>Lights go out
>Crowd goes euphoric and starts crying of happiness as the feed switches to the video
>Black screen as the crowd calms down
>"It's been a while... Hasn't it.... DOCTOR FREEMAN?"
>The biggest reaction in all of E3 history is heard as a great looking G-Man smiles
>"Yet it's almost as if it all happened mere moments ago. Your survival at Black Mesa"
>Shots of a decrepit blown out Black Mesa with Combine soldiers searching it
>"Your resistance at City 17"
>Shots of a nasty looking human military force curbstomping helpless combine in a highly unstable blue and orange area
>"Your counter-attack at White Forest"
>Shots of a military base in a forest with said military force guarding it
>"But your journey is not over"
>A brief shot of a gigantic ship
>"And this time... You're gonna need all the help you can get"
>Gameplay footage of a multiplayer class based shooter where a group of humans fights a group of combine inside a ship
"FREEMAN IS ALMOST THERE, CAPTURE POINT A!" Alyx is heard screaming
>"See you soon..."
>The title is revealed: Half Life 3
>For the Vive
>Coming December 2016 (on Early Access)
>Pre-Order now for the classic Half Life 2 Crowbar skin and three FREE Legendary Crates
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>>340280585
There still Beyond Good and Evil, dude.
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>>340285724
>chapter's'
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>>340283616
Ennis's The Platoon, /co/
Gilliam's Don Quixote film, /tv/
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>>340281361
WHERE
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>>340285801
Isn't there like 2 chapters? Or is it 1 where they get off the boat and one after that?
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Daily reminder that Half-Life 3 will never live up to the hype that it has created for itself.
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>>340285324
>Jokes on you, I was only pretending to be a pedophile
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>>340285282
IF they are going to announce HL3 ever this is the only way I imagine it to happen.
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>>340285784
Your story is retarded. Why would Valve make yet another multiplayer shooter?
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>>340282470
now now, let's not get ahead of ourselves
this girl is so cute holy shit
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>>340285882
You really haven't heard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzIxLwVwtiQ

/co/ was in an upheaval.
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>>340285635
what are you talking about? that's the date for E3
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>>340283731
pol is a board of peace
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>>340285903
1 for Guts getting off the boat, and another where they fight some kind of monster. And that's it.
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>>340285564
we got two godzilla 2014 and the anno one in 2016

>>340285609
see >>340285564

>>340285821
Number of years and release date?
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Is 2016 the year of hope?
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>>340285784
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>>340283616
>/g/
>Year of Linux Desktop
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>>340285784
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>>340280585
Holy fuck, I never thought about it like that. Thanks for stamping my hope down just a little more.
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>>340285937
better question is why would they make any singleplayer games ever when multiplayer games are making them much more money
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>>340285324
The juxtaposition between the facebook quotes and the formal official writing style really seals the deal.

>things/don't click/cp/cp
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>>340285784
>You're gonna need all the help you can get
Stopped reading there.
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>>340282869
>\things\don't click
>\things\don't click\teens
>\things\don't click\cp
>\things\don't click\cp\cp
LOL!
But the last one, what the fuck could it be, if the previous one was cp what could that be?
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>>340282869
>Southfield
Fug that's close to me
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>>340286163
Exactly. There is no point for them to make any new games right now. Except maybe some VR stuff.
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>can no longer make jokes about HL3 and DNF being the same game because at least DNF came out
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>>340283363
Blizzard would be the niggers that give G-man an exposition speech within the first 5 minutes of gameplay
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>>340285991
>that animation
>video posted in 2015

cancelled project, calling it .
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>>340280585
Metal Gear died before Half Life 3
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>>340284130
>Diablo 3 and expansion before HL3
>ALL Starcraft 2 before HL3
>Overwatch before HL3
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>>340285882
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>>340285343
>>340282869

The guy probably isn't all there in the head. He discussed actual CP on facebook. It's fortunate he was arrested before it got out of the realm of fantasy. Anyone who wonders why people hate loli fuckwits here only need to see this guy as to why.
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>>340282469
>Hey anon, when's your birthday?
>2016.
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>>340286301
I wish it never came out.
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>>340285991
>only when this thread get dubs
>the same post get dubs
>less than two weeks later, they announce the new season
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>>340285784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c
this is more likely
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half life 3 pachinko machine.

prease rook forward to it.
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Probably something stupid like a brand of clothes or something.
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>>340279174
At this point I don't give a shit, I can't care anymore and Valve is shit now anyways, they don't make games anymore and the ones they still support, feed the most cancerous aspects of gaming.
Fuck Valve and fuck Half-Life.
>>
When are we getting a legitimate sequel to Ricochet?
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At this point though, HL3 could never, ever live up to expectations.

The market has been flooded with FPS, and a lot of the stuff that HL2 brought to the table is now commonplace and stale.
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>>340284845
Hah spoken like a true /v/ hatebox embracer.

Sorry you don't have any friends
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>tryhard greentext story about Gabe Newell coming on stage
>"Set your eyes upon Half Life 3, coming exclusively to PS4!"
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>>340286542
they aslo have a cancerous fanbase.
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>>340286347
>literally just a teaser
>complaining about quality
Its gonna be good. Genndy is on the project.
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>>340286567
>HL3 could never, ever live up to expectations.
Depends on one expectations.

I just want an improved source engine with HL3:DM.
No skin/hat market bullshit, just community servers and custom maps again.
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>>340286717
That's every fanbase
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>>340284350
The Source mod scene was a huge step back from the godly one surrounding the first Half Life.
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>>340285784
kek

>>340286474
Holy shit, that video is 4 years old now. Still made me laugh.
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>>340286635
>Mustards flood /v/ with threads claiming they never wanted it in the first place.
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>>340282869
>FBI actually tracks 4chan posts


FUCK

THEY CANT KNOW I FAP TO GAY HORSE PORN

PANIC MODE OVERDRIVE
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>>340286635
why would Valve NOT promote Steam with a new game?
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>>340281394
>Barney cucks Gordon with Alyx.
Hey, catch me later I'll buy you a bear.
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>>340286213
cheese pizza
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How many anons can believe this?
It's just a cellphone skin company
https://twitter.com/dbrandSkins/status/740002167008956417
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>>340286763
what about Ed edd eddy online?
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>>340286832
Did you even read any of the photo?
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>>340286887
Little children eating pan cheese pizza from pizza hut.
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>>340283715
Go fuck yourself you prick
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>>340286727
the real aku dead

It won't be the same
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>>340286416

It was ok
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>>340283616

I'd say The Avalanches second album was a NEVER EVER too

16 years later it's finally coming out
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>>340286851

Steam is dead, all hail the PSN store
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>>340280229
S5, with S6 being a very close second place.
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>>340287023
True.
Was the guy who replaced Mako in Avatar any good?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jczk-nF3gHA
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>>340282621
>Only amerifats are using it
Murica everyone
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>>340285423

/tv/'s never ever should be the Deadwood
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>>340280585
I got laid before Half Life 3
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I'll get laid before HL3 is released hahahahaha

...ha...

...

Fuck you guys.
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>>340287216
Kek same here
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>>340287187
That's officially dead though. A good example would be something that even has a miniscule chance of happening someday.
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>>340287216
I'll be dead before either of these things happen
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>>340287212
>>340287216
Seems you two can help each other out.
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>>340281620
because proof of concept experiments dont mean shit in this instance
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>>340282228
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>>340279174
So what is dbrand, and what connection does it have to Half-Life?
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>>340287216
>tfw I actually got laid before HL3
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>>340281858
>My first game was Halo 2: The Post
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>>340287369
Nothing, they make cell phone skins. The icon in the middle is the oneplus icon. Oneplus is announcing their third phone soon.
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>yfw Valve fuses Half-Life 3 and Left 4 Dead 3 into one game
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>>340283616
Kuzonomotonogarieatdogalarripono
Why are japs so retarded?
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soon
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>>340283616
>/mu/
>not Tool's new album
desu baka
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>>340287503
>not having Half Life 3 Left 4 Dead 3 Portal 3 and Team Fortress 3 as one game
>not even a "black box" compilation
>literally one game
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>>340282869
>all those Facebook posts
>plans to make T-Shirts

If they waited a month, I wouldn't be surprised if they caught and questioned a guy while he was wearing one.
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>>340287460
Well.

Great.
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>>340287319

It's not dead, there's still talk about the movies they said they'd make to finish the shows story

http://screencrush.com/deadwood-movie-david-milch-scripts/

This is from this year
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