![396663d5c7e02f987f6f55392d578917644db6da[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ZBjWhfR.png "396663d5c7e02f987f6f55392d578917644db6da[1].png")
Not usually my job to start these ones, but...
Reminder to:
-Not actually buy an Ouya
-Booru goes here: http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php
-Have fun
Top three tans?
Favorite vidya?
Games you've been playing recently?
Requesting a comic where Vita gives away all of her exclusives to PC and PS4, claiming that she doesn't need them anymore and wants them to see as much recognition as possible. PC and PS4 go off with their new games, while Vita goes back in her room which is in disarray, and goes to write a suicide note with tears in her eyes.
I would have wanted to make this myself, but I can't draw for shit's worth anymore and I feel this would be pretty topical right about now.
>>340276493
>2 posts in and we're already getting sad and depressing
Maybe we should all give Vita a hug instead.
Hot fresh OC before bed.audio version at>>>/wsg/1120101
>>340276818I just came in from the announcement of an enhanced port of Tokyo Xanadu for PS4. Sad and depressed would be the best way to describe my feelings for Vita-chan right about now.
>>340276826
I wholeheartedly agree that Genesis is best girl. I like the Sonic shoes on her, too.
>Music doesn't loop well
0/10 try againjust kidding, I really like it. I'm glad to see how well Genesis is coming along.
>>340277414
Looking back, I should have used a loop from later in the song. Scarf and texture work comes next. That image in particular has been a good reference.
I saw this on the booru and wanted to share. Hopes and dreams for 2016?
>>340277842
I hope forTWEWY 2andAxelay 2this E3. A guy's gotta dream, right?
>>340277842
For it to get betterbecause 2016 has been the worst year of my life so far.Otherwise, I hope to improve myself as a person and that E3 won't be a fucking disaster.
Also:
>That fucking SNES/Gen/Jag lewd
Holy FUCK that's good!Futa version when?
>>340278324
>TWEWY 2
I used to hope for it, but seeing how the gaming atmosphere has changed over the last few years, I'm kind of hoping they won't make it anymore. It would be either mobile shit or a PS4 game at this point, and it makes me really sad. The first one could stay as it is, my personal favorite game of all time on a great platform, being the one masterful Squeenix game after their golden PS1 years.
>>340277830
Best of luck, anon. Give her dynamic scarf physics that could surpass Batman's cape physics.
>>340275963
I'm late to this console-tan thing. Is it ok to design your own? Or will people get upset if I don't follow the popular designs?
damn, it doesn't feel like two minutes since the console-tan tuesday last week.
if any of you missed the vita bullying anon story i wrote last week and still wanted to read it here's the link: http://pastebin.com/4mSFmADS
i wish i'd had a more productive week on my other projects, but i've done little to nothing
>>340276330
Vita, 3DS, PS2.
Shovel Knight: Plague of Shadows
Ace of Spades
>>340278629
Nah, there's no official designs and what's popular is just what's popular. Feel free to make your own interpretations on what the tans may look like and share it with us!
>>340278324
>WEWY 2
If Nier can have a sequel, everything is possible. Unlikely but possible.
>>340275963
>posting anything other than Arcade-tan
>>340278815
Wish there was more schoolgirl 2DS.
>>340276330
vita, ouya and wii-u
usually a crapshoot between no more heroes, silent hill 2 and persona 4 golden
heroes of the storm and swtor. i know. i'm aware they're shit.
How many days until E3 again?
So what are your hopes and expectations for this year?
What /ctt/ related content are you hoping will come from E3?
>>340275963
What systems/platforms are left besides these?
Atari 5200
Atari 7800
TG-16 (possibly also Turbo CD and or Turbo Duo?)
Game Gear
>Atari Lynx (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official")
>3DO (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official" plus it kinda sucks)
>CD-i (this is for sure done, but not on the chart yet)
Wonderswan (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
Neo Geo Pocket Color (possibly make original and color versions separate tans?)
N-Gage
Gizmondo
Tiger LCD
Pinball
Famicom Disk System (the disk based add-on for the NES that only came out in Japan)
MSX (maybe a separate tan for MSX 2)
>PC-88 (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official")
>PC-98 (apparently there's something made, but it's not on the chart yet and I dunno if it's "official" plus it kinda sucks)
X68000
FM Towns Marty
Vectrex
>Sega-CD (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
>32X (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
64DD
>>340276330
>Genesis, SNES, and comfy Jaguar
>DOOM
>Dark Souls, lots of jolly co-operation with a friend recently
I really need to organize all the loose images in my /ctt/ folder. I should do that before the thread picks up.
>Persona 5 now coming out in 2017 for the West
>rumors that Agent will be revived as a fucking Xbox/Windows 10 exclusive
PS4-tan better have something good at E3 to make up for this garbage.
>>340279114
no idea, i think it's maybe the end of this week? i haven't been checking really
no expectations at all, i think it's going to be a shit e3 just like last year
i don't really know, probably more vita pictures to expand my folders if i had to wish for anything
>>340279187
>Sega-CD (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
>32X (apparently integrated into the Genesis design somehow?)
This image and that "Top Sonic &Knux" image are all I can think of in regards to CD and 32X being integrated into Genesis.
VITA ROLL CALL FOLKS
who owns a vita?
how many games do you have for it?
is vita your favourite tan?
Requesting someone draw agent 47 killing PC with dx12 (I have been playing the new hitman episode all week but the dx12 implementation is riddled with bugs and crashes).
>>340279906
>no
>none
>no
>>340279114
5 days to e3.
>>340279993
HEATHEN
>>340279906
no
none
yes
>>340275963
>pc with a nose
>>340275963
>Not actually buy an Ouya
can I buy one but not use it?
>>340276330
No particular order
PS1
Vita
2DSrefunding overwatch a second time
>>340279906
I do.
Some. Vanillaware games, WipeOut, and a few PS1/P games from PSN.
Maybe.
GOOD MORNING!
After a full month of being in development hell, after weeks of being on an unofficial hiatus due to a bad case of writer's block, it's finally done. Consoles and computers, I happily present to all of you:
>A Burning Fire In Her Sega Heart
http://pastebin.com/V02Wvvmt
>Contains: Cute stuff, thinly veiled video game references, girls loving girls, !WARNING!hand holding!WARNING!
>7160 words
I'm so happy to finally have this done, I finished this yesterday morning after suddenly finding myself in a really good writing mood, and it felt so damn good to finish this. I think waiting until I was finally in that just-right mood for writing really paid off, because I think the ending came out wonderfully as a result. Also, I'm kinda bad with thinking of good titles, it changed three times before I decided on what's now set in stone.
Please let me know what you all think of it!
>>340280826
hey
heres some toaster and ouya for the souland playful jag
http://pastebin.com/KRpEXsFz
>>340280708
>a second time
>>340280913
I remember reading that last week, I was the anon that enjoyed the playful lesbian Jaguar way too much.
Fan-fiction is not complete without Jaguar!
>>340276818
>thanks for the two year old handheld ports
>>340280950
decided after 2 hours it was a shitty purchase
got a refund and then bought it again to re-evaluate it over a couple days
refunding it again before it's 7 days because i was right to be fast to judge it
others are open to like it, but im not buying from blizzard again. last time i bought from them was starcraft on launch day. theyve produced a game that doesnt even look good, functions like shit, has 1 game mode, and no uniqueness
I'm fast to judge, but i want to judge fairly. Unfortunately I was right the first fucking time
>>340281160
ill write a part 2 on the spot if you want.should i keep it toaster ouya and jag or should i add in another
>>340281302
Go for it, man. The anons that enjoy Toaster/Ouya stuff will appreciate it.
>should i keep it toaster ouya and jag or should i add in another
More playful Jaguar if anything, she's too cute and seductive for me to not like it, but keep the focus on the toast and dumpster.
![b567b8c4d189557b0a1f74e87dce675cdcfd23f4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ufkH7np.png "b567b8c4d189557b0a1f74e87dce675cdcfd23f4[1].png")
I have an actual Toasty, and I love the concept of it is neat. My PC is fairly weak, with 2gb being the bottleneck. I have no plans to upgrade him, since I'm a poorfag. I rely on old emulation and cheap steam deals to play stuff, with rarely getting 30 fps and a small resolution. I'm glad Toasty himself is fairly popular, and despite being unable to run newer games, I love mine to death.
>>340281652
>dumpster
just for that i'll add less Jag and more Vita
>>340281790
You can't deny the hard facts, anon.
>i'll add less Jag and more Vita
Awh dang, that's a shamebut it's not like that's a problem for me either.
Dont let this thread die while im typing up bullshit
>>340282518
it's just early, without many people here there isn't much to talk about sadly
>no third thread last week
let's have some cyoa to heal the wound
>>340282739
>tfw you used to be as excited about E3 as Xbone
>>340282974
while i type up this greentext i want you to make that camera taking pics of vita holding 2ds' hand
>>340282912
We need to wake everyone up. I woke up way early and was waiting for this thread for hours, I need my comfy console-tan threads.
>>340283025
>>340282974
adding on with vita looking surprised
>>340283063
i woke up at 3am
>>340282974
Have her take a picture of 3DS working out/practicing yoga, or something.
>>340282974
GBP tries to hide in the -tan locker room.
>>340281971
>>340280913
Part 2 begins here
>Toaster's toast is a nice golden brown
>"W-we just met tonight, I don't think it'd be right."
>she's clearly holding back tears
>"Alright I understand..."
>Toaster hands her the warm toast
>"I'll treat you to breakfast with the other system here. I Promise."
>He closes the door and is heard walking away
>She looks at the toast
>On the back it has a small message
>"All the games here are free."
>She takes a bite of the toast
>"...Other system?"
>She looks around the room
>It's decorated with PC's trophies from past events
>Newspapers, pictures, event passes
>"He sure has been around hasn't he..."
>She opens the drawer to find some clothes to sleep in
>It's full of flannels and skinny jeans
>At the bottom there's a night gown
>"Why would PC's old clothes have this in it...?
working on the next part
>>340282974
taking pictures of vita watching PC life things
>>340281746
I just have a laptop
Love my toaster though.
>>340282739
>E3 - sponsored by Console Tan Tuesday
>>340283279
>OUYA puts on the gown and takes a seat on the bed
>"It sure is comfy..."
>She lays down and stares at the ceiling
>"He's so nice... Why would he be so nice to a bum like me? Why would that waitress be so mean to him?"
>She gets up from the bed and heads for the door
>"I have to thank him."
>Once out of the room she wanders around looking for Toaster's room
>10 minutes pass by
>"How big is this place and why are there so few bedrooms?"
>A noise is heard in the distance
>It's toast popping
>OUYA quietly heads toward the source of the sound
>A door is cracked with light emanating from it
>>340283423
>someone saved my shitty drawing
WOW
O
W
>>340283943
Comic made me chuckle senpai
2DS is a master of hide and seek, no one ever finds her when she's it.
>>340283961
VB is perfection.
>>340284456
VB a slut.
Also: http://flockmod.com/thebreakroom
>>340284678
>VB a slut
Prove it.
>>340283943i dont know what im typing anymore so just roll with it. if you're enjoying it then i'm doing my job
>The door is getting closer
>She can see inside through the crack
>It's Toaster and someone else in a hoodie
>"That spring needs to be replaced. It's really fucking loud."
>"I'll replace it when I get the money, sorry master..."
>OUYA steps back a moment
>"Master...?"
>She looks again through the crack
>The one wearing the hoodie disrobes
>"Such a naughty system. You should be punished for what you've done recently with that bum."
>"N-no! I-I mean yes, I need to be punished..."
>OUYA is speechless
>She tries to close the door but it creeks
>"Oh is that her? Should she join us, peasant?"
Anyone like where I'm taking this?
>>340284198
fuck thats funny
>>340284193
>humor
thats something ive been told i can do well.
when i posted it initially they enjoyed toaster's shirt
>>340284718
>wears almost nothing already
>>340283961
>>340284456
>Virtual Boy
>it's a girl
>>340284198
>>340284823
>not posting the second part
http://i.imgur.com/mQjSlUl.jpg
>>340284718
>>340284823
>Mfw the direction this is goingContinue.
>>340284823
90's fashion, m8.
>>340284959
>forced by the power of anon to do vulgar things
Not her fault.
>>340284943
nice
>>340285006
i have no idea what im doing but okay
>>340285037
but thats a boy anon
This artist draws really cute Vitas that make for good reaction images.
>>340285085
That's not a nice thing to say to a pretty girl.
I'd buy a 2ds keychain.
>>340281971
but then...
>>340279906
I own one, regrettably.
around 4 rogue legacy, freedom wars, borderlands 2, little big planet vita.
Nah, toaster is my favorite.
>>340282974
>>340283191
shit, I gotta go, catch you in a hour or so.
>>340285352
I'll take ten.
>You will never have a group of tiny 2DS-tans similar to tiny Kirbies from Mass Attack
>>340275963
>PC
>nose
>>340285525
Find the boss of the gym.
>>340285525
The 3DS and Genesis just finished working out and were just about to hit the showers...Then they caught GBP due to her camera sticking up so much.
Gencon got updated: https://imgur.com/a/XYl64
>>340285927
>tumblr tuesday general
fuck off, this thread breaks a shittons of rules
fuck off back to tumblr faggots, stop forcing your shit here
>>340284823
>"I have a back camera sweety, it's not hard to know you're there."
>She's frozen, trying to say something
>"Well guess I'll decide for you."
>The figure turns around
>It's Vita
>She walks to the door and grabs OUYA'shand
>"I saw you try and keep him in that room before he left. You want him don't you?"
>"I-I uh..."
>"Well don't worry, we can help you out."
>She pushes OUYA on the bed
>PSTV is sitting on the bed smiling just watching in amusement
>"Toaster is my slave, and he'll do as I command."
>2 Pieces of charred toast pop from him
>OUYA starts to sweat from nervousness
>"Well, what do you want him to do sweet cheeks?"
>"I... I want..."
>A small grin crawls up on Vita's face
>"I want him to..."
>"Go on, what do you want him to do?"
>"... love me"
>The toast from Toaster is on fire
>"Oh goddammit. Fun's over."
>Vita puts the fire out
>"You two have your fun. PSTV let's go bug Laptop."
>"Yes mistress!"
>The door closes behind them, leaving OUYA and Toaster alone
>They're silenti-is it okay?
>>340285321
THAT SKIRT WONT HIDE THAT BULGE FOREVER
>>340285389
I wonder if we'll ever see more Macs.
I know some were made but I don't see any that often.
>>340285389
I want a Never Obsolete shirt!
>>340285927
>dat Wii U armpit
>>340285927
>>340286020
I want to lewd the 2DS
>>340285927
Top kek, pretty nice. Glad to see this is still getting worked on.
>>340286357
>>340286357
dont we all...
I'd like to try and toss an idea just to see if it's already been picked up or if anyone wants to do so, mind that I'm talking from Peak Ignorance (I've been a lurker in these threads for a couple of years and I really enjoy this community)
Anyway,since "we" (game enthusiasts) don't have a very good collective memory about "our" past, has anyone ever thought about doing a sort of webcomic about the history of consoles from the very first one, following the main facts throughout the decades in a sort of DidYouKnowGaming way? I think this might actually be a good way to use some older or less popular tans; give a sort of canon status to some that don't have a uniformed design (looking at you PSP); strengthen this nice comfy community and finally it might be a good way to shit something good for once again out of this website.
Pls don't yell at me I bring cookies too
>>340286048
should i continue this?
looking for feedback
>>340286616
>>340279192
kek that pic is just too good
>>340286874
this one too
>>340286769
Yeah continue. It's fucking hilarious.
>>340286616
We don't have official artwork for tans, they just happen to the most popular and people roll with it. I'm not a drawfag, but I'd like to see that timeline of sorts existing. As for being a lurker, don't be shy toshitpost whenever you feel like. We're like a family here, except for the usual haters.
>>340286048
>>340286769
Continue, anon.
>Toaster is a submissive, Vita is secretly a dom
Can't say I'm surprised.
PC lifting for new 1080gfx and when no one's watching he's playing Dwarf Fortress saying "No one must know my secret"
Requesting an image of PC overclocking, giving him pic related sunglasses in the process
Requesting more Vita/2DS comics
>Vita secretly hates PC for all the games he ends up taking from her
>>340287153
Hey now. DF is a massive CPU drain. Have him pull a muscle or something.
I'm considering going to a printer and getting a copy of this.
>>340287047
I know there are no officials, but I'm sure you get what I mean.
As for the family, that's exactly why I made that post hoping to get some feedback. Trust me, I'd do it all by myself if I were able to because I think thatvideogamehistory is incredibly fascinating, but sadly I'm just amusicfag, not a drawfag.
PC like a mutant with tentacles, appendices and bizzare clothing and gameplay out of his room saying "Help i modded too much"
![Gl4cGRT[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YWEQ28i.png "Gl4cGRT[1].png")
>>340287445
>>340287047
We're just like-a big family.../r/equesting Mafia PC and Pirate Toaster pirating gamesand getting caught by another tan, preferably emulation
>>340287445
Make a /ctt/ theme song.
>>340287064
>>340287003
>>340286048
am i actually adding humor in?
>"I'm sorry I didn't stay with you. I wasn't trying to hide it from you, but it's a secret PC doesn't even know about."
>OUYA is still silent
>"I love you OUYA, and I want to stay with you forever."
>She turns to him
>"You're lying. Toast would pop out if you were saying the truth."
>"I'm out of bread. I need to buy more. I promise you I'm serious."
>A tear runs down her face
>he hugs her
>"OW SHIT!"
>Toaster's face burned OUYA
>"Yep you're not lying."
>Toaster treats the burn and walks her back to her room
>She lays down on the bed
>"I never had this chance before, please be gentle. And please don't burn me again."
>Toaster nods and makes his move
>It's Missionary Position
>He's a lightweight
>They finish up as the sun comes up
>"Let's clean up and get breakfast with the others."
>They clean and get dressed
>They go to Laptop's room to retrieve Vita and PSTV
>"It's breakfast time, we're going to Jag's diner."
>Laptop is handcuffed and gagged ad they are summoned
>"Alright just let me finish up here and we'll be out."
Should I type up the diner?
>>340287438
fucking do it. if you know how to bind books by hand with some twine you have yourself a fun fucking project
>>340287445
The subject of console-tan families is murky, and for obvious reasons. I like to imagine that the older-in-appearance tans are the older siblings/parents/etc, regardless of if the actual consoles are younger than other tans. Example: Wii-U is the mother-figure of the Nintendo family, despite the 3DS, SNES, etc. all being older than the Wii-U.
>>340287774
Maybe by the time the next /ctt/ because I'mshitposting from work now and I still need to buy a decent recording mic. But I promise I'll think about it, I need to lurk some more to get the right vibes.
>>340288023
>humour
At least in part 1 it was funny as shit.
>2DS book
I might try to find a custom childrens book printer online.
>>340288310
ill work on it
im more creative at night.
>>340288051
In my opinion that would be debate ground for writefags mostly, in my original idea (>>340286616) what should be highlighted isn't the internal relationships between the tans but instead their chronological history by using the humour, tropes and etc (sorry for the unproper terminology) we see in the "normal" comics (which are somehow influenced by their chronological history anyway).
PC Bros and Toaster Bros are the best buddies
Even if there's a gigantic gap in performance every PC player gets along
>>340279906
I do, two normal and two Vita TVs.
I own over 30 games on it, both physical and digital, full length and shorter games.
Vita will forever be my favorite tan for being the most cruelly ignored and ostracised console I can remember.
Vita, more than any other console to date, never deserved the treatment it got and still gets until its eventual death.
>>340288023
>I'm out of bread.
Why is this funny? It shouldn't be funny.
>Vita is a BDSM dominatrix
I can dig it, we need more porn of her as a dominatrix. Keep on going, mate.
>>340288704I saw your fuck up.
>>340288808
>A handheld denied her exclusives
>>340288827
I've seen that image a dozen times, but I just now noticed the trumpets in the canons.Also TOOT TOOT SONIC WARRIOR
>>340288827
I-I don't know what you're t-talking about...
Thank God for anonymous
He-hehehe-...
>>340279906
yeah i got the white AC one
got 5 games
no PC and toaster are the favorites
>>340278774
this image makes a strong argument though.
>>340289074
>SUCH LUST FOR EXCLUSIVES
>WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
takin requests
hopefully by the time i finish ill have a stable internet connection to post it from
>>340289686Master System lewds.
>>340289686
2ds and vita go on a shopping trip.
>>340289686
Sisterly love: Sony edition?
>>340289775
post ref, boorus slow for me
>>340289686
This image with GBC and Virtual Boy.
draw comfy jaguar and you will have comfy forever
jaguar promise comfy
>>340290149
>>340290423
Shit i just noticed i fucked up on the spoiler. Here;s the fixed version
>>340288808
>>340288023 (You)
I'll type up something amusing as an apology for this mess later today or next week
>Toaster, OUYA, Vita and PSTV all walk to Jag's diner
>They take a seat at a nice window booth
>"Good job toaster, you have 3 women chasing after your specs."
>"Oh come on Jag you know I'm a caretaker."
>She slips her tail up OUYA's shirt
>"As nice as last time I see. Remember my offer darling~. Same goes for you little ones too. Now what do you want?"
>Toaster gets the usual
>OUYA gets a nice beverage
>PSTV wants waffles and a picture to draw on
>"And what do you want Vita?"
>She doesn't speak up
>"Hey kid, you know what you want?"
>Her eyes turn to Jag
>"You."
>"Darling you can't handle something as ferocious as me."
>"You're out of my league, pussy."
>Jag storms off with Vita and puts the order in
>"I-is she legally able to do that in a work place?"
>"Nah, but don't worry, it's for a good cause. Vita's secret business skyrockets when this happens."
>"OOOODERRR IS SERVED~"
>2DS places their orders on the table
>"Lemme know if dere's anything you nee-"
>She stops and looks at PSTV's drawing
>"IS DAT A LION??"
>"Yep. You can have it if you want."
>She takes it and runs to the back
>OUYA's face is full of confusion
>"It's okay, WiiU watches her at all times."
>They play their games and time passes
>Jag and Vita come from the back, with Jag looking down and silent
>"Alright time to go Vita. Everything okay Jag"
>"...Let's not talk about it. Have a good day."
>They walk back to the PC mansion
>"Vita what did you do to Jag?"
>"Nobody can out lewd me."
>Toast pops up again
>They all attend PC's E3 performance and return home
>Toaster proposes to OUYA and Vita continues her porn creation with her newly found couple
>The end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDMsGl_XxTk
>>340290753
>That video
Such fucking cancer.
Who's ready for E3?
>>340290987
its accurate
sexualize the 2ds
>>340291038
I'm ready for anything after feeling so defeated by the P5 delay. Nothing can disappoint me as much. The only thing that would come close is Agent (my Last Guardian/Half-Life 3/Shenmue 3) being re-revealed as an Xbox exclusive.
>>340291347
>Half-Life 3 being re-revealed as an Xbox exclusive.
Linux exclusive and I would laugh my ass off
>>340290753
>"IS DAT A LION??"
God dammit, 2DS is the cutest fucking retard on the planet and I will fight anyone who thinks that she isn't the cutest tan.
>Vita confirmed for raping Jaguar
I need lewds of this immediately.
>>340291285
Do NOT sexualize the retard!Oh who am I kidding, it's already happened a dozen times now, there's no stopping it now.
>>340290231
Jaguar best tan.
But where's Lynx?
>>340285525
The discovery of Genesis' Hedgehog Dildo collection and secret Sonic porn collection. She is a closet furry in denial
>>340291489
Here's the full pastebin
http://pastebin.com/u6ZAQisF
>I need lewds of this immediately.
Vita showing Jag that she's not as good at doing lewd things as she thinks is great.PSTV just watching things happen and letting things go to shit is amusing to me and I'm not sure why
>>340290753
That video literally crashed firefox.
>>340280913
>>340283279
>>340283943
>>340284823
>>340286048
>>340288023
>>340290753
this is nice anon.
I didn't understand what happen here?:
>Toaster hands her the warm toast
>"I'll treat you to breakfast with the other system here. I Promise."
also,finally someone wrote something in a good way to be drawn.
>>340287246
This so much.
>>340291734
>he uses firefox
i know this suffering. sometimes it will just eat so much memory and then start progressively crashing and glitching on visuals until i restart it
ive started to switch to opera as a result
>>340291821
Vita and PSTV are also in the mansion
>spoilers
anon pleasemake it happen
pastebin here >>340291726
>>340291979
I use nightly so it's not too bad.
>>340291704
lynx have comfy too! but only one
Can someone draw a comic of the tans breaking into each others homes stealing each others games
I never understand how we do genders. Console are mostly girls while Computers and products related to such are boys.
But then Handhelds are a mix of boys and girls since 'Game Boy' and 'Virtual Boy' being now a mix of guys and gals...
Then we have 'Alienware' who is a bossy chick but is a computer...
So, Do we round out the confusion by making NX a boy?
Are you a rad enough tan to rescue the market?
How about a comic where Toaster pics up an Nvidia card not knowing what it is, gives it to PC who just eats it for the free upgrade, and then spontaneously combusts.
>>340292340
I would do anything for that ass.
>>340292254
>Then we have 'Alienware' who is a bossy chick
>chick
>visible bulge
Can someone draw Xbone-Tan, Vita-Tan and 3DS-tan together
>>340279906
P4G, Sonic Racing Transformed, MK9 and a bunch of PS1 games
>>340292396
Would you rescue the president of the United States of America from ninjas?
I hope you're rad enough to handle her.
>>340292189
>they'd be stealing multiplats
wew
>>340292254
I suggested making a SteamBox character and described what they'd look like as well.
Didn't take off. Only male characters are Laptop, Toaster, Shield, GBA (also has female version which is posted more) Vita (both are fine) and Laptop (irrelevant because Toaster exists)
>>340292340
>she tries to do a trick but falls and her ass cushions the fall
>>340292410
puffy vulva
Can someone do a console-tan version of "The Blackest Birthday" scene from Metalocalypse in the context of E3? Replace E3 with PC if you want
>>340292254
The whole gender thing use to be "computers are male, consoles are female" but that kinda got tossed, more or less, in favor of artistic liberties.
>>340292410
>visible bulge
>Anon posted the bulge edit
Fuck, that gave me a good chuckle.
>>340292820
Trap console is best console
>>340292820
im not a fan of it. it's missing something special about it
i still say steambox being female would be great
>>340292779
>that picture
every year since 2000
>>340292254
Alienware computers are essentially marketed as consoles. so it makes sense.
I-It's not like I liked it or something...
I-I'm just going to draw it because I want.... baka!
>>340291979
or better use palemoon x64
is a updated firefox v28. without the new bulshit
and compiled for 64bits. hadles ram better.
even vlctube can help.
>addblock origin(add on) block adds before they appear so reduce cpu usage
>auto unload tab (add on) delete tabs from ram if tey are not used for a while (you can put exeptions)
go to "about config" and move settings about pipeline and make ff faster (google it):
these ones makes FF fucking fly.
>browser.tabs.animate
>browser.cache.use_new_backend
>content.switch.threshold (new to 250000)
>privacy.trackingprotection.enabled
>>340293076
>Why not both.jpg
It looks sleek and impressive and stylish to fool people into a purchase before it FUCKS THEM RIGHT UP THE ASS!
>>340293000
>Shield was originally meant to be the trap-tan
>Instead he became /ss/ bait and everyone forgets that he has trap potential
>>340293386
STEAM
BOX
>Flat
>Long hair
>Linux jokes but for normal users to understand
>Console but also a PC
>Enough to play PC's exclusives because Wine Emulation
>PC's biggest rival
>Always calm and smug
>Simple sleek design
Anons, please, this must be done
>>340293498I still want to see him getting his tight boipussy fucked.
>>340293498
lets see him turn into PC
I like to think he secretly likes vita.
>>340294074
talking about shield.
also
the true trap is virtualboy
>>340293936
/y/ or /d/ style?
>>340294025
>Shield wearing those inflatable muscles while wearing a white body suit with "PC" drawn over the face in sharpie
>>340294025
Nah, PC is too much man that he would probably turn into a Big titted Loli or something...
Also
>Shield-tan seems to be good at copying the consoles
>They proceed to steal him to do evil things such as overdone make up sessions or frilly dress shopping
>Shield-tan wears the same thing because his closet is mostly girly clothing
>>340294074
>>340294190
>
>>340294245
/y/ style
>>340288057
Don't you all think PC-Tan is pretty similar to a certain hero, even in the name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4P-C TAAAAAAAAN
>>340293646
I still say this is a good idea
I really liked that steam machine/box design and wish Valve kept it
AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEEELLLLLL THE POOOOOOWWUUUUUHHHHHHH!
IT'S A TUESDAY, YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
>>340294735
Wait, Anyone got the pic of PC through the ages?
Didn't he go bald around PS1's lifetime?
Did Playstation convince PC to shave to be like Pepsiman when they fucked and he never grew his hair back since?
I demand more PSTV and vita.Onegai sempai
Requesting PC-tan, begrudgingly handing PS4-tan XCOM 2.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a6v5S0e.png "latest[1].png")
>>340294987
PC-Tan had to get money for his addiction of getting new parts after all.
>>340294987
>PC to shave to be like Pepsiman when they f....
what, is this canon?
>>340294353
sadly no 2nd part
>>340294735
lel. that "go!" in the song is from cadillac&dinosaurs arcade game.
>>340295230
>>340294302
>That greentext
I'd be okay with this. Girly traps in girly clothes are great.
>>340294417
PC would be the best candidate, obviously. Shield wouldn't stand a chance.
>>340295002
Let's add that to the list
>Steam Machine/Box Tan needs to be made
>Jaguar getting dominated by Vita
>PSTV showing her lewd power to Vita
>>340295230
I need to fucking play this
>>340295230
ha. I imagine pc talking about hard times.
like when he had to work as pepsiman.
but the problem comes that at that time
PC was not so muscular.
GUYS>>340295378
>>340295230
>>340295249
>>340294987
>>340294735
GUYS GUYS GUYS HEAR ME OUT
PC-Tan was Pepsiman in a side jobback in Playstation's days.
A gen later, Xbox came out.
Xbox made advertisements about Mountain Dew.
XBox and PC are made by Microsoft.
Mtn Dew is owned by Pepsi.
See it?
>>340295860
o shit
>>340295407
>It would be extremely lewd
>>340276330
The PC > That Toaster boy > Ah duuuude, VR-tan man.
>>340295860
anon... what the fuck
>>340295503
i want to see 2DS and Vita have awkward clumsy sex
>>340296082
PEP-SI-MAN
P-C-TAN
>>340295860
TOO DEEP
>>340296184UNNNNNGGGDEEPER
What games did you play this past week anons?
continuing to requestwii u as a spider girl and/or with spiders crawling on/out of her.
>>340297025
D44M and Doom 64
>>340297392
I'm playingdata archiving
that and been shitposting about mighty number 9
>>340286616
Something like this but more elaborated?
>>340297025
Dark Souls co-op and nothing else.
>>340297392
How do you do, my fellow demon? I still need to finish my TNT UV playthrough that I started two years ago, then move on to Plutonia.
>>340297025
Virtue's Last Reward
>>340297773
It must be tough to forever see everyone go and not being able to do anything about it.
>>340285712
he's more spherical than you thought.
>>340298486
He sees her.
>>340298486
GOOD GOD, MAN, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF THE MEN'S LOCKER ROOMS!
I tried to make a Steam Machine character
Please excuse how shit it looksPC's games aren't just his
>>340297951
>Dark Souls co-op and nothing else.
Im so sorry
>>340298114
How is it
>>340298486
thats fucking goldhe looks good now
>>340297392
Hows D44M?
>>340298739
nice pic
>>340298739
cute
>>340298486
Escape by screaming 'OPRAH!'
>>340298739
>Hows D44M?
Single player is really fucking good but the multiplayer is awful.
>>340297209not wiiU pregnant by an spider
also photo is too lewd
>>340297025
not much, started playing shin megami tensei today though, might see how far i get through that one
>>340297025
Played a little bit of Doom 2
>>340298858
>>340298929
Linux gaming can beat PC gaming if there's support
Steam Machines deserve a tan
PC needs a rival and this is literally PC's only rival because Apple products get less games than Linux doesplease, draw more of her. >>340293646
>>340299068
It will take your life away if you play it all. Be ready for a good time.
>>340299252
mods or just vanilla
>>340298941
While I see where people are coming from with the multiplayer, my friends and I still have a blast playing the matchmaking. Snapmap and the complete lack of actual modding capability is what pisses me off the most about the game.
>>340298739
>How is it
Story is convoluted and comes together satisfyingly, but I'm not used to VNs so the frequent info dumps were off-putting.
>>340299776
When I think Doom, I think survive, shoot and demons. I dont think words. This is somewhat upsetting to me
Do you like the SteamBox-tan idea?
>>340299986
I don't think that anon is referring to Doom.
>>340299986
There's very little dialog and story overall. Most of the time it happens when you're still in control of Doomguy anyway.
Taking Requests, preferably simple.
>>340300113
i shouldnt have woken up at 3am
SMT is good, just move past the dialog but dont skim it. Either pay attention or dont. Skimming will only lead you to destruction while you think it'll do you good.
>>340300132
Didn't they mess up the original doom wall textures by placing them upside down?
Are Shield and Vita very good friends? They seem to get along well enough when drawn together.
>>340300328
Ouya dead in the trash.
>>340299451
i've already played the persona series and some of soul hackers, so i think i know what i'm in for. although just taking a peek at the walkthrough i completely underestimated how many areas the game would have
>>340300328
toaster rape
>>340300328
Vita being loved by other tans.
>>340300401
i like to think they secretly have crushes on each other
well, when shield isn't being abused by other tans anyway
>>340300328
Create your ideal SteamBox-tan
>>340298739
>>340293646
That or anything from this greentext http://pastebin.com/u6ZAQisF
>>340300441
SMT is far more than Persona
>>340300501
I make drawings not miracles.
>>340300328
2DS and vita at the park
>>340300501
>Birthed(?) to Die
Really awkward way to way 'born to die.'
>>340300757
a miracle can happen if you make a new tan
we'd finally have a real rival for PCTHINK OF THE LEWDS ANON
>>340300614
>far more than Persona
far more what?
>>340300848
expansive
>>340300614
Ok I'm going to give SteamBox-tan a try.
I will, however, need as many reference pictures of the steambox as possible.
>>340300839
You're really pushing for that Steambox-tan, huh anon? Meanwhile, I still wish for more femboy Aerocool-tan. If you can draw, make more content to get the ball rolling.
I WANT PICTURES
PICTURES OF N64-TAN
>>340300980
I got you
the one in particular is the prototype one when they first announced it (its the best design)
http://mygaming.co.za/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Valve-Steam-machine-prototype-2.jpg
http://data.crazyengineers.com/attachments/steambox-jpg.7154/
https://d3nevzfk7ii3be.cloudfront.net/igi/Y2gVFNMNXBwatQfe.medium
and videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYAe7RdK1Q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smfqdStM5TQ
>>340298641
>>340298486
She can't handle all this roundness
>>340301272
That's nice but I can't base it of a prototype, can I?
Let me see the newer one.
>>340301257
I want to see her as the Doom64guy.
>>340301257
YOU'LL GET PICTURES OF VITA
AND LIKE IT
>>340300328
>>340300501
Vita and Wii U as two genies of the same lamp, making out w/ one another
>>340284848
Is it?
>>340301386
>newer one
thats the only one made by valve themselves. the rest are from third parties like alienware and such
http://store.steampowered.com/app/353390/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/353470/
The prototype was the best one.
I'm sorry anonthe prototype's specs are the same as the rest, the only difference is the case
Alright then, I'll make the SteamBox-tan.
I'll post live updates here on it.
>>340301383
RUN TO THE WOMEN'S LOCKER ROOM!
>>340285525
Who's this tan supposed to be, anyway?
>>340301783
Thank you anon
myheartis happy
