Let's face it: He scammed all of us.
Fuck off you rancid cunt
>>340268716
>all of us
Anyone who listened to this retard's voice should have known better.
>>340268716
that a game reviewer right, waht he do?
Fuck off mattjew
>>340268716
How? I never gave him any money.
>>340268716
>us
Only the retards that gave him 850 bucks for six months straight for doing fuck nothing.
The first month should have been more than enough of a flag to drop this faggot ass. You really have to be retarded to continue supporting someone who doesn't deliver on his goals.
>>340268716
Friendly reminder that Superbunnyhop released 24 videos in the time he spends on one.
They are not all great, quite the opposite in fact. But still well produced and thought-provoking.
>>340268716
Who's mitosis?
>>340269757
And that faggot doesn't live of dotations only, he does have a day job on top of whatever he gets from donations/adds.
You may not like him but at least he has a work ethic.
>>340269803
His mom.
>>340269803
His assistant and gf and since they are irish probably his sister.
Considering he doesnt have a day job anymore, he IS procrastinating like fuck.
The fuck is he doing all day? Even if you're a horny teen, there's only so much time you can spend jerking off. I'm already a lazy fucking asshole and even I managed to write two papers in a month.
>>340270106
only this
>>340268716
Where is this from?
>>340270702
He made some ask page, I think it's linked on his twitter or something.
>>340269067
I guess from what >>340269659
said he started a patereon and ditched town.
>>340268716
>being surprised that a hibernian scammed you
Patreon has an option to only take payment when the person releases something. Y'all niggas should have run for the hills when you saw he didn't have that option enabled
>Incorporating your girlfriend into your videos
Well this is a mistake.
This is a pathetic thread and all of you should be ashamed for throwing even this much energy at an e-celeb.
If you ever sent anybody money on patron you need to leave and never come back.
I hope he at least has the decency to feel guilty about this...nobody is asking you to do a 7+ hour long thing, just do SOMETHING...even if it's short.
That AMA instead of a new video was a really big slap in the face.
>>340271671
As soon as the girlfriend appears, the channel always goes to shit.
>>340271837
Why do you care? Are you giving him money?
>>340271871
His girlfriend has been around for a while in his videos, atleast since Demon's Souls, and helped him earlier apparently.
>>340272185
Yes, but not anymore.
>>340272342
Haha, what a retard.
I love Matt's videos, but don't ever give anyone you don't know money over the internet.
>>340268716
literally who
>>340268716
Is it just me or do content creators almost always produce less work in either quality/quantity once they make a patreon?
Vaati is making fucking 7781 AUD a month and hasn't released a single video this whole fucking month. Collaborating with Criken =/= content.
I know people in here are stupid, but are you actually throwing money at e-celebs?
Kill yourselves.
>>340272573
Oh, I have some money.
I like to sponsor small YT content providers that I think are doing something interesting, Redlettermedia is another one...donated some stuff to Million Dollar Extreme.
Emphasis on 'content provider'.
>>340273034
>>340272574
I don't think so
>>340272582
Hasn't he released a vid yesterday
>>340272582
He just released one yesterday
>>340268716
So is he actually some ugly ginger in real life or is that just his profile pic?
>>340272582
the quality of his latest vid is shit. Just him reading item descriptions while having the camera in no clip mode
>>340274225
He is irish so he is probably a fucking leprechaun
>>340274225
>so is he some ugly ginger in real life
He's Irish, what else would he be?
Stop posting these threads every day mathew.
>>340272574
He actually said Dark Souls 2 is good in his critique of the game. He just didn't like it as much as the other Souls games.
DMC 1 Commentary this week
>>340269803
lurk more, newfriend :)
Wait what
I thought Matthew Mitosis was one name
>>340272834
not everyone who makes vidoes and is fairly well know is an e-celeb you fucking sperg
that's just called being a youtuber
>>340269757
>>340269913
Problem is, Bunnyhop sounds like a pretentious faggot and Matthewmatosis doesn't.
Maybe they're both pretentious faggots, but atleast Matthew doesn't sound like one.
>E-CELEB SHIT
You don't say.
>>340275748
I take pretentious over lazy scammer any day
>>340272574
Dark Souls 2 WAS good. It just wasn't as good as its predecessors.
>>340269803
His girlfriend.
They play videogames and live together.
>>340275815
What a fulfilling life
>>340275792
I don't. I really can't stand Bunnyhop's voice.
>>340275881I want it
>>340271821
Seriously. Making money for entertaining? Go be a fucking movie star if you want to get paid for your work. This is the god damn internet, where everything is free and nobody deserves a fucking dime for making something designed to entertain.
How did he scam me? I don't owe him anything, he doesn't owe me anything.
>>340268716
>He scammed all of us
How so anon?
Did I miss something?
>>340275965
Thing is, he's not doing anything at all.
>>340275792
How can anyone legitimately think he scammed them? If you donated to his shit you'd have to have known he's slow as fuck putting out videos.
>>340273034
Get a load of this guy! He actually pays for things! And not only that, he just GIVES money to people for making Youtube videos, something that literally requires zero effort. They just come up with an idea and push a button and boom, Youtube video.
Wait, that's not how it works?
It takes hours upon hours to produce a good video? Pfft, no fucking way. If it's done with a computer then it's not actually work, everyone knows that! That's why video games are all free, because no one does any actual work on them.
>>340276273
Why does everyone on the internet seem to think that being passive aggressive makes you seem either clever or funny? I agree with you, but you're just a cunt.
>>340271871
One exception: Slowbeefs wife is funnier than he can ever dream of being, she isn't a fan of faggoty ass SA culture.
Who?
THIS WILL BE THE TH FORST IN A SERIES UV FOIVE REVYUWS
>>340276426
oh snap how's it hanging?
>>340276385
"Sarcasm is the Seoul of wit" - Billy Shakespear
>>340276210
Well that's really the point, before he had a day job so that's why supposedly was slow on producing. The whole point of opening a patreon (and quiting his job) was so he could focus on producing more and more often.
>trusting the Irish with money
>>340276483
No offense but fook you.
>>340276483
BIOSHOCK INFINITE IS DE TERD IN DE SERIES, AND NOT ONCE DID I HEAR DE WORD "NIGGER"
He probably pissed it all away on Fosters and rice wine or whatever the Irish drink.
>mfw mrbtongue finally made a new video
this is the best matthewmatosis video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_VH3R1luEA
>>340277017
i fucking laugh everytime i hear that. I totally understand the point but hearing rational and calm Mathew so passionate about wanting to hear the word nigger is great to me
I support the guy in spirit, but going this long without any content while also accepting patreon money is low. Very unprofessional.
>>340268716
I literally NEVER understood the appeal for this faggot.
>>340275312
Nigga flavor of the month, going to be gone within a year e-celebs are irrelevant.
>>340277386
>Makes a video about Jamie "I swore a vow that I would never take up arms against a Tully" Lannister and the Hound's redemption arcs and turning away from violence and how he hopes the show wont fuck it up
>Next episode
>"I'LL KILL EVEY TULLY IN THE SEVEN KINGDOMS!
>Oh shit, the bortherhood killed Septon Swearengen and he didn't even call anyone cocksuckers, better grab this axe to kill everyone for BASASS REVENGE
>>340273034
>million dollar extreme
I don't understand their appeal at all.
>>340277581
I could be that one guy quoting the best joke from the video and spoiling it from everyone else, but I won't be.
>SLICE OF PIZZA
>>340277720
watch a few of his videos
he genuinely has a very good understanding of game design and mechanics. His input, analysis, and critique comes from a place that sounds very informed, researched, and it is all articulated well
>mfw matthew is dethroned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLJ1gyIzg78
>>340278103
I wish he cut the video, 1 and half hour is too long. Especially when he kept repeating the same thing for 15 minutes each points.
>I CAN'T CONVERSE TO THE FIRST HUMAN I FIGHT
>AND HE EVEN CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>340278103
>obnoxious britfag accent
>clickbaity title
>HEY I'M CURSING IN THE FIRST 3 SECONDS OF THE VIDEO! FUCK FUCK FUCK! DOES EVERYBODY HEAR ME CURSING? I'M SO EXASPERATED AND MAD AT FALLOUT 3 YOU GUYS I SWEAR
>channel is infested with anti-gooberboober culture war shit
Don't even like Fallout 3 btw
>>340278103
>matthew is dethroned
If there's gonna be any ursurper of Matthew, it's gonna be this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9jrShSwjPU
>>340278103
But what about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvwlt4FqmS0 ?WHAT DO THEY EAT
>>340278103
His overacting is annoying.
>video game journalism is unethical
Welp, that came kinda out of nowhere.
I will keep watching this anyway to give him a fair chance, but he seems like a cunt.
>>340278496
I found this guy recently and it's pretty good. I do like him.
>>340278047
>people legitimately believes this
>>340278431
>>340278539
he get's more tolerable further into the video. the overacting shtick is pretty much part and parcel most of these types reviews anyways.
>>340275891
sound pretty petty bro
>>340278663
You're the only one who doesn't :)
>>340278743
It is, I admit it.
Still can't watch em
WHEN IS HE GOING TO DO A DARK SOULS 3 VIDEO
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT IT IF BASED MATTHEW DOESN'T MAKES A VIDEO
>>340278697
>is pretty much part and parcel most of these types reviews anyways.
If your standard is JonTron or James Rolphe.
I like those guys, but Matthew is better than that.
>>340278578
>>340278496
> damage must always be the two Ps
No it doesn't, you're not the game's designer nor director
>>340270482
Does anybody else love hatewatching Errant Signal?
>>340277720
He shit on Dark Souls 2, so everyone on /v/ pretended that he knew what he was talking about.
>>340268716
>implying I backed him, or anyone else for that matter
I enjoy his videos though, so I'd like for him to come back.
>>340278896
NO DARK SOULS 3 VIDEO
HE REFUSES
HE ~MUST~ HAVE THE DLC
THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD POSSIBLY MAKE A VIDEO FOR THE MAIN GAME AND THEN ANOTHER FOR THE DLC AFTER IT COMES OUT
IT IS SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE
>>340279105
Is that the guy who did a video series about symbolism in the 3D Zeldas?
>>340279269
The truth is that he has no idea how to review it.
>Can't dicksuck it because it did stuff DaS2 also did which he apparently disliked
>Can't shit on it either because Miyazaki is literally god and can't do no wrong
>>340279105
I do. In fact, I even like some of his videos, like Doom orSaints Row, but man
>that Civ video
>that butthurt as fuck review of Hotline Miami 2 after realising all he said about HM1 was just speculation
>that Hitman stream that showed how awful he is at actually playing videogames
I love to hate him.
>>340278961
I guess. I do really hate Fallout 3 though, so I can look past the played up anger because it's by and large how I feel about the game.
>>340276413
I haven't watched any of the videos with slowbeef's wife because I figured they'd be cringey. Are they actually good?
>>340278103
Thats not Joseph Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A34poZ6paGs
>>340279105
If I had to use de word pretentious to describe a youtuber I would use it on him.
His Watchdogs video was spot on though.
>>340279105
No, the sad thing is he used to be able to critique actual gameplay before his brain got pozzed and he completely lost the ability to do this.
>>340279536
>I haven't watched any of the videos with slowbeef's wife because I figured they'd be cringey.
Well I mean you're already watching "Retusprae was too mean" neo-slowbeef, so how much worse could it be?
You who watch him are idiots, unable to formulate your own opinions, so you latch on to his.
Dark Souls 2 is objectively a good game and the majority of his complaints are nitpicking that you can apply to anything, especially to the first game.
No, I don't think it's the best game in the series, it's probably the weakest, but it isn't bad.
>>340279732
Isn't that the one where he bitches and moans about how Triads aren't gender inclusive enough?
Oh wait I got sleeping dogs and watch dogs mixed up again, fuck video games.
Yes I realized that after I already typed it.
>>340277386
>caring about mrB "cis white males should be hung while they're young" tongue
>>340279360
Actually he's not doing it because there's no way he'll be able to make the video 1 hour long.
>Dark souls 3 has faster paced gameplay [ 10 minutes of him talking about how this isn't necessarily neither a good nor a bad thing, just a neutral and useless statement ]
>this game is too linear [ 20 minutes about the first Dark Souls ]
>the undead settlement is clearly a rural setting, yet nobody ever says the word "nigger"
That's it, really
>>340279881
He complains that the narrative in WD tries to paint Aiden Pierce as a likeable edgy hero when he is an unlikable asshole who does everything wrong and is possibly worse than the criminals he fights.
>>340279269
The funniest thing is he actually pretends to not play it before the DLCs.
>>340280093
>>the undead settlement is clearly a rural setting, yet nobody ever says the word "nigger"
kek
>>340278103
He was never on the throne
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7orORaK7B-k&index=166
>>340279829
But that's exactly what he thinks too.
Try to formulate your own opinion.
>neo-/v/ now hates MatthewMatosis
I've seen it all
>>340279829
>Dark Souls 2 is objectively a good game
The series itself is more objectively mediocre than anything else.
>>340280447
What's your favorite game series?
>>340280278
holy shit the edge
I really can't wait for the inevitable MGSV video
>inb4 he ends up sucking kojimbos cock
Who is the Anthony Fantano of video game reviewing?
>>340280729
Anita Sarkeesian
>Flannel
>Bad opinions
>Everything they do or say gets posted to the 4chan board of the medium they cover
>>340269757
Why are him and Superbunnyhop compared?
He does long reviews of established classics. Superbunnyhop, mostly, does thematic videos, indie game reviews, analyses of the industry etc.
Is it because they both have done lengthy analysis/review of MGS and Dark Souls?
>>340280578
I have no favorites. I enjoyed all of the Souls games quite a bit, but the "objective" parts about them aren't that great.
>>340280813
>Is it because they both have done lengthy analysis/review of MGS and Dark Souls?
eh... of course?
Why do you even ask, shitstain?
>>340280729
Super Bunny Hop
>>340280729
Kinisis Gaming
>scam
It's a Patreon, not a Kickstarter. He didn't promise X amount of content for $ Y, he released content and said "I'll keep doing this, if you want to give me some bucks you can do so here".
If you think he's releasing too little content just stop giving him money at any moment.
>b-but he dropped his job to do this, muh ethics!!!!!
From our perspective jack shit has changed. The Patreon was set up long before he stopped working, and he's always been slow.
I wish I had the mind to analyze games like these gents do.
>>340280093
>>the undead settlement is clearly a rural setting, yet nobody ever says the word "nigger"
>>340269757
Superwhinyhop a shit
it's up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps_B1_195Ss
>>340268716
speak for yourself you stupid shit
>>340271237
DONT FORRGAAT DA SICKSTEH BILLIAN DEAD LIDDLE PATATO FARRMERS, ANGLO
>>340269757
His MGS3 video was pretty bad compared to Matthew's though.
Didn't watch his other MGS videos yet though, besides the MSX one.
>>340271871
>HVGN
>Chill streaming with his buddies, comfy to watch
>Moves out of Alaska
>Only has GF to stream with, it's bad now
Girls ruin everything.
>us
Uhhhh
I don't give money to tripfagging redditors, sorry.
>>340282050
fantano doesn't like the smell of his own farts like super bunny hop does.
>>340276385
How's the first week of 4chan treating you?
>literally and actually unironically giving money to an autistic potato nigger so he can sit at home making videos on youtube talking about video games with his girlfriend/cousin/sister and regurgitating shitty /v/ opinions that he literally ripped straight from /v/ when he occasionally visits and tripfags but doesn't get accused of """""""""plagiarism""""""""" like vaati because he doesn't like dark souls 2 therefore /v/ sucks his tiny mick dick and nuzzles his bright orange pubes
kill yourselves redditors
>>340280403
Just takes one guy with enough time posting how much he dislikes something.
>>340289037
Anon, I've been here since the earlier days of shiggy diggy doo. I realize that is not that long, but I am not new by any stretch either. Being passive aggressive just makes you look like a 16 year old, is all I'm saying.
He's gonna review one of the greatest games ever made though.
Devil May Cry 1.
Calm down. He has a video on DMC coming soon.
>>340290140
>>340290186
Isn't he trying to trick everyone though? People pointed out his profile pic resembles a Viewtiful Joe enemy.
>>340290186
In a month.
>>340290186
boy i cant wait for his 10 minute video on "why DMC1 is pretty good" and then constant threads on /v/ about "WHY DMC1 IS THE GREATEST GAME OF ALL TIME DUDE LMAO"
>>340272582
Yeah, it's a lot less tempting to work hard NOW when you've already been paid, you "get round to it when you feel like it". If you won't have any income until your video goes up then there's every incentive in the world to go and make the fucking thing.
>>340277985
I like when they shit on hipsters.
>>340275953
You think you do, but you don't
>>340273034
Why don't you invest it in something worthwhile and make more money?
>>340269803
The splitting of a cell to form two identical daughter cells.
>>340278103
Joseph Anderson is better
>>340278103
Sounds incredibly unprofessional tripping over his words in the first few fucking seconds "can't be bothered to count UH them"
