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Well, /v/?
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Warp wins because Tzeentch.
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>>340265780

Tzeentch probably gave Doomguy his shotgun.
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40k is the single stupidest franchise to ever exist. I'm baffled that its fans are actually able to take it seriously.
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Doomguy because he's the player character.
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>>340265569
Doom marine? Doom marine.

a random ass marine? warp

/thread
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>>340265569
Chaos Marines can't even break through Imperial Guards regiment on a nearby planet most of the time.
Doomguy 100%.
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>>340266056
I agree.
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>>340266056
It's not suppose to be taken serious.
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Doomguy will have a field day with deamons of the warp.
Even Khorne will be like "dude, calm down", and then Doomguy proceeds to stomp Khorne's shit in.
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Doomguy
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>>340266056
>fans are actually able to take it seriously.
People do this?
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>>340266336
Someone tell the 40k fanbase that.
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>>340265569
DOOMguy will almost beat the warp, but then the game will end on a cliffhanger
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>>340265780
>implying Tzeentch can win
Tzeentch himself will prevent that by fucking with his plans in a way even he wasn't fully aware of, just because he can.
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>>340265569
>Implying there is any sort of challenge Doomguy cannot overcome through sheer force of will, rage and a shitton of ammo.
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>Doomguy rips and tears
>Runs into Nurgle
>His guts are huge but they're already out
What does Doomguy do then?
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>>340266407
I'm a 40k fan, and I don't take the setting seriously.
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>>340266574
Shove them back in.
Trough his mouth.
Like he does to Mancubis.
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Unstoppable/10
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>>340266545
The only problem would be that he has to wipe the universe (or at least the galaxy, not sure actually if the warp extends past it) clean of life since the chaos gods are formed from emotions and can't really be killed
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>>340266616
Well then you're the exception.
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>>340266407
>>340266056
I like it and I don't take it seriously.

But those orks jut gotta believe it jokes from my friends who know jack shit about WH are annoying. Soulsormfags are the worst, maybe because they take it so seriously.
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>>340266336
Not originally, anyway. Nowadays it tends to take itself quite seriously.
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>>340266735
Except I'm not.
Outside of /v/, most long time 40k fans take the setting with a strong dose of humor.
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>>340266754
yeah, I don't take it seriously but the "every travel through the warp costs tens of thousands of ship crew their lives" stuff is annoying
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihskUz0obzY&feature=youtu.be&t=19m6s
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>>340266701
So what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?
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>>340266989
The unstoppable force keeps fragging cunts forever. Doomguy doesn't get tired.
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>>340266821
NO FUCK YOU! DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT WARHAMMER $=K ITS THE BEST FRANCHISE AND DOOMFAGGOT CAN GO SUCK SLAANESHS LONG AND JUICY DICK LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO THINKS HE CAN BEAT A $=K FACTION: PERIOD! GOD I HATE "FANS" LIKE YOU
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>>340266989
only of those can ever exist
but also one of them must always exist
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>>340267157
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting senpai.
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Doom Guy vs M.D Geist who wins
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>>340266989
What happens is that the immovable object moves, becoming unstoppable, and the unstoppable force stops, becoming immovable. Both unstoppability and immovability remain conserved.
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>>340265569
Chin from Hong Kong '97 beats them both.
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>>340267157
The part about this post that's baffling me is shift + 0 isn't even =, it's ).
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>>340267157
even the joke of mocking doomguy is disgusting.
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>>340267528
Turns out that not everybody in the world uses the same keyboard layout.
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>>340267528
Depends on the layout, qwertz has 0 and = on the same key. It also had } on there.
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Maybe he'll find Draigo on his way
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>>340267805
>Draigo and Doomguy fucking up the warp
You could almost feel sorry for Chaos.
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>>340266691
I really just need a master-post of all of Doomguy's strengths, accomplishments, and just all around why he's fucking unstoppable. That way whenever there's a "who could beat Doomguy" thread, all the fags that don't know about his strength can be BTFO in one picture.
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At this point Doomguy is an immortal planewalking demigod fueled by pure mad.
Entirety of Warp is nothing for him but another playground.
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>>340265569

Doomguy buys the Imperium enough time to get its shit together by singlehandedly halting all Chaos actions for a good decade.

He's the hero the setting needs, but doesn't deserve.
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>>340268525
>that one kid always pick doomguy in smash

FUCKING UNFAIR CHEAP ASS.
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>>340269409
You think hell regrets killing his rabbit?

I like to think doom3 is the universe were daisy didn'td die.
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>>340270004
>Fastest character in the roster
>Rage damage buff just makes him an even bigger threat at high percentages
>Just a neutral A punch is stronger than Ganon's neutral B, and much faster too
>BFG9000 final smash may as well be a screen wipe, because no one else understands how the damage works
The major disadvantages is that he can barely even jump/falls like an anvil and has zero recovery potential. Doomguy is just Little Mac on steroids with an additional 200lbs.
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