Why aren't there more games where I can play as a reptile?
>salamander
>reptile
>dinosaur
>reptile
There's Spyro.
I want to fuck that.
At the risk of sounding like a scaly, I wish there were more. Reptilesand amphibiansare cool as heck.
>>340246756
>dragon
>reptile
Because reptiles make good monsters, not so much protagonists. They're dumb scalie things, the dragon to be slain, not the hero of the story
>>340246773
Reptiles shouldn't be lumped together withamphibians. It triggers me that people do this in media when they have so many differences.
>>340246604
None of these characters are salamanders. Are you blind?
>Croc = crocodile (duh)
>Yooka = chameleon
>Yoshi = dinosaur
>Gex = gecko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk8TEujsJNc
>>340246460
better question is why aren't there more games where I can play as a bug?
>>340247109
I suppose it's because bugs are difficult to make humanoid without removing what makes them unique.
>>340246460
I'd actually love a game where you play as Hillary Clinton.
>>340247109
Because bugs are the scariest things ever.
>>340247131
hey thats pretty good
>>340247110
Why wasn't he in any of the Adventure games or 06?
![Scaler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7IjHFOV.jpg "Scaler[1].jpg")
>>340246460
There's Scaler.
>>340247216
>bugs
>not qt
>>340247085
>dinosaur
>reptile
>>340247216
This spider has a water droplet on its head
>>340247652
It's reptilian.
>>340247657
Spiders are arachnids, not bugs
>>340247657
Jumping spiders are cute :3
>>340246460
haha
>>340247481
Yes, that's correct.
>>340246460
>I still saw loss
>>340247131
Post the other one.
You know the one.
>>340247838
I thought bug generally meant non-crustacean arthropod, not just insect
>>340247131
Is there a reason Yoshi porn has become more common recently?
>>340247876
>wait up
>see something black running on the windowsill next to my bed
>eyes focus, its a jumping spider
>while I stare at it, it stares right back at me
>lay back down knowing that little bro is protecting me in my sleep
>>340248021
Green locust is my spirit animal
>>340247481
I wanna fuck that bug.
>>340246460
>No Turtles
Best reptile. Fuck you gaywads.
How about we post actual cute things instead of gross things that aren't cute?
>>340248469
k
>>340248165
more like waiting for you to fall asleep so it can crawl into your mouth
>>340248496
fucking velvet worms
>>340246460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AALnrqexYAc
>>340248736
so cute, right?
>>340248786
cute and very unique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npGYoFTZdlI
>>340248938
>>340248786
>>340249250
I want to die knowing that these things exist.
>>340249250
that's not a velvet worm
now I'm disappointed
>>340246460
You try chameleon twist?
>>340249384
It's even better. It's a Waterbear. The most resistant living being known on earth.
They resist the vacuum of space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUC0_HjNFBs
>>340248595
what if they're feathers?
>>340249364
velvet worms have literally no interaction with humans and only live in the tropics
water bears are microscopic non parasit animals
if you want to hate something google pentastomida
>>340249707
Then it still isn't a reptile.Dinosaurs and reptiles aren't the same thing
>>340248102
There was a massive collab recently
>>340247352
Really good game
>>340249707
Get out avian scum
Super frog.
>>340249623
>freezing solid would be no problem to a human waterbear
>human waterbear
fucking american television
>>340250142
that's a weak one
>>340250245
Bitch fuck you.
>>340250216
Hey, if they can do it in Twilight with Human wolves.
>>340248165
I read jumping spiders like to live around humans because the humans attract stuff like mosquitos, which is a jumping spider's favorite food.
>>340247295
Adventures and 06 were both shit. If you want half-decent sonic games with Vector play Shadow the Hedgehog or Heroes.
>>340250695
Best jumping spider
>>340247109
Because bugs are hard to animate and would require entirely new armor models.
>>340248015
A bug is actually a specific order of insect called hemiptera.
>>340249794
In the case of Yoshi, who was thought up around the days of Jurassic Park, they are.
I mean aside from the fact he's a FICTIONAL dinosaur.
>>340249623
Do dragons fall under the dinosaur category, or
>>340251871
>>340252081
Dragons aren't even vertibrates. They have too many limbs, so they split off from the vertebrates much earlier in the evolutionary timeline.
>>340251320
THICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vU51xJNkv8
>>340252081
>in Japan Spyro is called Ripto
The fuck?
>>340252297
>in japan vega is called balrog
>>340246604
There are no salamander in this lot.
>>340247109
Oh boy, the Thri-kreen meme.
>>340252162
>putting fucking dragon's into a evolutionary chain
Anon, it's a reptile with two wings, that breathes fire. That's seriously it.
Next you'll say a unicorn isn't a horse.
>>340248015
Anything that resembles a stink bug/shield bug is a true bug, as in the official common name for those insects are bugs.
basically colored, thick Lacey wings and a proboscis (tube mouth) that isn't a fly or butterfly.
>>340249364
Their lineage goes back to the Cambrian era, they aren't even arthropods.
>>340249794
Reptiles aren't actually well defined, technically turtles aren't reptiles either.
Whatever happened to Tuba Croc?
Post lewd yoshi
>>340252297
It actually says Spyro, it just looks like it says Ripto
Which is where Ripto got his name from
>>340246808
Then what would be a dragon?
>>340246756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vs6B_scH3I
>>340252297
it's スパイãƒ, which is "supairo", basically pronounced exactly like spyro. but the font is weird
>>340254434
>Which is where Ripto got his name from
that's interesting
>>340249623
Waterbears are some eldritch shit I tell you what.
Why is Yooka so shy? Look at his trailer: his eyes are shifting everywhere and he's all bunched up.
![spyro-the-dragon-cover-us[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t1fJlFJ.jpg "spyro-the-dragon-cover-us[1].jpg")
>>340252081
>shitty Japanese cover art
Stop.
This is a dragon.
>>340257513
no fuck you this is
I want to kiss Gex
Is this a reptile?
>>340257513
This is a dragon.
>>340246460
haha
>>340258224
Reminds me of the baby dragon thing from one of the lunar games
>>340257513
No that's a poorly remodeled hedgehog.
Guilmon is my favorite reptile from video games.
>>340254782
3 minutes in.. why tf am i still watching this shit?
>>340254782
what the hell man
>>340258494
...is this lewd?
crop less of it
>>340258224
Holy hips
And I thought dragons were supposed to be for slaying
>>340258413
>>340258315
>>340257569
>>340258494
>>340258665
Guilmon (male)
>>340258494more
>>340258413
Honestly, I could accept Lilac's design if she didn't have a hedgehog nose. Then maybe, just maybe I could suspend my disbelief enough to consider her a dragon. Though even in her Freedom Planet 2 design she still retains that mammalian nose.
>>340258796
I think their excuse is that she's an eastern dragon which sometimes have dog noses.
>>340247352
>>340249849
Sequel NEVER
This is a dragon.
What games can I be a kobold?
>>340258906
It's weird how in Freedom Planet 2 she even looks less like a dragon. Though this is the first time I've heard about Asian dragons having dog noses so the more ya know I suppose.
This is how a dragon looks like according to Square Enix
>>340254782
Holy fuck. I don't know what's funnier, the soundboard audio or the fact that some poor fuck jerked it to that.
>>340259128
Forgot image
>tfw there will never be a Croc 3
>>340256906
Maybe he's just bunched up because his towel is so small? I agree he seemed timid in that scene, but that's the first time he's ever looked that way.
>>340259128
Eastern dragons have more mammalian features. Also she's autistically specified as a "Water dragon" meaning there are likely other elemental dragon types.
>>340246808
Dragons are reptiles you dumb retard!
Guilmon is cute! Cute!
>>340259107
p..post more and I'll tell you
>>340259429
Nope
>>340248469
Here's my Leo licking his lips.
>>340259972
his porn is nowhere near as good
>>340259429
It's the proportions: he has the proportions of a male child around the torso, arms, and legs.
>>340259429
I like Guilmon but all his later forms suck
>>340260086
>>340260123
superior in literally every way
haha
>>340246460
ha ha
>>340260086
>he has the proportions of a male child around the torso, arms, and legs
What kind of deformed alien children have you been looking at?
>>340259429
>>340260159
he got dat nice butt
>>340260394
Ignore the extended belly, tail, hands and feet, and head. The height and remaining proportions are like a kid.
>>340260505
So, basically "he's got short limbs?"
>>340260605
his limbs might be shortbut his cock isnt
>>340260831
Gonna have to ask you to prove that, sir.visually
>>340261286
Beat me to it.
>>340249250
Das one of my fly ass nigga Water Bears. These homies so tight dey can live in da vacuum a space, g dawg. Dey mad hella
i wish he'd sit on my face
>>340261286
Why'd you post a blank picture?
>>340262713
More
>>340246604
Wait, what the fuck is a salamander if not a reptile?
>>340249707
Dinosaurs only started having feathers in 2003
