Confess your vidya sins.
never played more than 30 minutes of any zelda game
tried to play the first, it was super gay
tried to play ALTTP, it was super gay
tried to play OoT, it was super gay and the controls sucked ass
tried to play OoT on 3DS because supposedly OoT was sooooo good
never tried another one. dropped all of them within 30 minutes.
>>340190504I never played any Zelda game
I PLAY NORMIE GAMES AND I LIKE IT
>>340190504
I took gamergate seriously
My phone is now my new main gaming device.
And after a few weeks of dealing with it, I finally accept it and feel no shame.
i cant play turn based rpgs
and ff7 have fucking aged badly
i really liked mgs 2 and mass effect 3
street fighter 3rd strike is the best fightan evermade
>>340190504
I grew out of videogames. I play /tg/ now.
>>340191276
what games have you played and what you usually play ?
I almost always play FFXIV while having a glass butt plug inserted because I know I will almost always end up masturbating to my or other people's characters.
>>340191296
>I really liked MGS2
but no one thinks it was bad
>>340190504
I bought Deus Ex on saleand returned it because I didn't like it.
>Be grill
>Be hormone raging teenager
>Friend travels to a family reunion every year
>Tag along one year for funsies
>Stay out on a huge property with friends uncle
>They have this dog that just humps everything
>Night 3
>Can't sleep. Haven't masturbated for 3 days because sharing room with friend
>Jump out the window at 3am
>Open door to the kennel
>Run out to the woods, dog chases
>Rip off PJ pants, drop to all fours, submit to the dog like the bitch he needs
>Sneak back in, humiliated, finally sleep
>Fast forward
>Get a sweet ass deal on renting a house.
>Living on my own
>Friend moving, just got a German Shepherd puppy bred to be a show dog but they cant take the dog with them
>Step forward to house the dog
>Raise him to be the perfect gentleman
>Love me some rum and coke
>Drunk one day. Feeling frisky
>Dog sitting there, lipsticking
>... Okay just this once
>After a little coaxing due to my insistant training him not to jump on people I manage to get him to mount up
>Jesus fucking Christ I swear this dog is ten inches long
>Never again never again never again
>More rum and coke a week later
>Dog just sitting there
>FINE
>Now this happens 3 or 4 times a week
>Say never again each time
>Friends always say I need a boyfriend
>Always joke I don't need one because the dog
>Even though I'm not joking
>tfw a slave to dog cock
>tfw I fucking love it every time
>>340190504
I enjoyedBrink
>>340191527
We all know this is bullshit, anon.
You're not a grill. You're a fag who likes getting fucked by a dog.
>>340191276
You feel no joy either.
>>340191449
i have seen alot of people shitting on it. i really felt bad when the only mgs game i completed was mgs 2 and the only me game i played was me3 and the only assassins creed game i played and really liked was 3 and they are all considered worst in their series
>>340191420
Cross Chronicle
Samurai Rising
消滅都市
Granblue Fantasy
Love Live
Mahou Otome
Phantom of the Kill
And I just pre-reg'd for a few a lil while ago.
I mainly play 消滅都市 and Granblue though. Those are my main games. 消滅都市 in particular has a really interesting story, cast and really good music.
I suck at Mario games and I hate how Mario controls.
I like FFTA and A2 more than FFT.
I savescum in XCOM EU/EW (but only after failing classic ironman a dozen times).
>>340191812
does phone has like story games or games with traditional gaming progression i thought all mobile games were score making and cash grabbing coc clones
also do u use some kind of a controller like moga
>>340192107
Samurai Rising, Granblue and especially 消滅都市 have storylines. Dialogue, lore building, all that stuff. There are also tons of side event. It's not all score making and you only cash grab is you want, its never needed. Or I should say, in the good ones it isn't needed.
In the ones I listed there aren't any controllers but you don't need them.
The the last game I played was GTA4 back when it came out.
>>340192292
i know controller is not needed in any of them i just was asking do u use ome for maximum fun.
anyway thanks for enlightenment
>>340192017
>I hate how Mario controls.
?
say what you will about rehashes and uninventiveness but the series is the pinnacle of control in 2D platformers
I barely finish games anymore, and I don't give a shit about side quests or getting extra stuff.
I pirated X/X-2
I used boosters and still barely got halfway through the game when I realized nostalgia was overrated
>>340190504
I never played MGS
I think dark souls 3 is the best souls games, second best being bloodborne. Also dark souls 1 isn't that good, better than 2 but that isn't saying much.
>>340190504
I can't beat games without cheats, I just can't git gud, no matter how hard or how many guides I follow.
Padre, I think Dreamcast and Xbox were great consoles and had good library but never got them since I was a stingy miser and will never experience them first time. Got PS2.
I beat Dark Souls, but I had to use the glitch to have unlimited souls and humanity to do so.
>>340190504
I have never seeded a torrent, ever.
I've used cheats and console commands in most singleplayer games wherever I could for most of my life.
I'm absolute shit at fighting, shmup and rhythm games but I still buy the occasional shmup regardless and I kind of want to get a stick for fighting and shmups.
I've never played anything Metal Gear related except for Snake Eater which I couldn't get into
>>340190504
>I currently have 2 100+ hour Fallout 4 saves on PS4
>Skyrim almost ended my last relationship because I played it for 4 days and skipped 2 dates with my now ex girlfriend
>even though I know Bethesda makes pure dribble I can't stop playing their games because I hope to reignite what I felt playing Morrowind
>>340190662
I'm in love with a vidya character. Only thing that really springs to mind. Got almost 2000 hours on TF2, I guess.
>>340190504
Dark Souls is shit
The old Call of Doodies are just as shit as the new ones
I pretend to like Street Fighter.
>>340191527
Hey, that's not your green text story.It's mine
>>340190504
I never played any metroid game.
Never had any nintendo/playstation console so I never played games like Zelda, Final Fantasy, Metal Gear Solids, Metroid Primes, Donkey Kongs and all that stuff.
>>340190504
I got banned for posting in a Dead by Daylight thread three days ago and I appealed it. When that failed, I waited out the ban. Everyone who posted a beta link (beta access if only given to one person if he gives it to three other people) in the first thread was banned, even though we've had those threads every day since.It's hard to get a new IP from Cox without calling them on the telephone.
Beyond: Two Souls is my favorite game.
I enjoy playing quickiebomb demo.
>>340190504
- I used to cheat in GunZ The Duel, Maple Story, plus i've played with cheat codes in a lot of games in the past, particularly GBA games like Golden Sun, Riviera, Summon Knight and Pokemon.
I cheated recently in Witcher 3 with a new playthrough, I gave myself tons of gwent cards, and made a spy deck.
- I've went AWOL from my guild in GW2 because I got stressed with the guild quota.
- I was a pirate once. I downloaded hoards of games.
>>340190504
Never played a mega man game
I've only played metroid fusion and the ds game
I have over 1200 hours in das2 and I liked it. I'm also a pvpfag
I played tw3 on normal.
I haven't played through New Vegas without using ~tgm or tmm 1 in 9 months.
I have over 100 hours in CS:GO, I've never been higher than silver 3.
I play Bethesda games on Very Easy
>>340190504
Zelda is overrated as a series, when you sit down and actually look at the games they really don't deserve the respect and admiration they get
I dislike the Uncharted series, and I'm also really bad at it. As in, I'm playing through 3 right now and I die all the time. It probably makes me like it even less because I'm not good at the game
Red Dead Redemption is a bad game, and Rockstar has never made an entertaining game
Tales of Symphonia 2 isn't that bad, it's actually somehow better than Xillia 1 and Zestiria
Games don't age. Period. The game is the exact same as the day it came out. If you think a game is shit now, it's not because it "aged poorly", it's because it was always shit. A great example is Golden Eye, a legitimately bad game that was always bad
The original Spyro Trilogy and Ape Escape are better 3D platformers than Mario 64
Mario 3 is better than World and Mario Galaxy 1 is better than 64
I need some help actually, not games related but whatever. I recently saw a rabbit while on a walk, and it was really cute. For some reason that made me irrationally hate it and I fantasised about torturing it's cute little body and beating the shit out of it for like 10 minutes. It's not even a sexual thing, I just wanted to hurt it. Should I see someone? I don't want to be judged but I don't want this to get worse because I thought about it again recently
>>340190504
I barely play video games anymore because I'm too poor to upgrade my toaster so I just parrot the unpopular opinion on /v/ to get a rise out of people.
>>340194186
you need help
I download tons of games and only play each one for an hour or two
>>340195824
Yep, wanting to torture cute shit for literally no reason sure sounds like sociopath tendencies, you probably should seek professional help.
Then again, most everyone here should for one reason or another.
>>340195824
>Should I see someone?
You wouldn't even if everyone said yes so why bother asking?
I really enjoyed MGSV
Have no problems with MonHun staying a handheld exclusive series and think it all around works better on handhelds since I can just pick it up every now and then and play one quest when I don't feel like playing with friends for hours on end.
Call of Duty got better when it went full future (Infinite Warfare fucking blew it already though).
Think GTAV is an all around better game than IV and is up there with San Andreas and Vice City.
Don't enjoy turn based RPG's with only a few exceptions and even then I only play through them once.
I've straight up not touched some games due to how visually unappealing they look to me personally. No matter how good they might actually be.
I think that difficulty, losing, and dying in games is not fun. It does nothing but frustrate me and piss me off. I always play all games on the lowest difficulty setting.
I miss the days when every game had lots of cheats.
I spend more time reading about, discussing, and watching videos of games than I do playing them.
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>>340196148
So I should? I have more thing I want to get off my chest. What kind of person do I go see? Will I go to jail or something for admitting these things or a mental hospital?
>>340196226
>second one
Not a sin its objectively true man
>>340195113
are you me
>>340196428
No, they can't send you to jail for shit you have only thought about doing, retard. In fact, not consulting until you actually DO do the shit is probably the worst thing you could do.
Beside, torturing a wild rabbit isn't even illegal to begin with, at worst PETA would be mad at you but those fuckers are mad at anyone.
>>340196226
Are you literally me? Except maybe the last point. What turn based RPGs do you like?
>>340196780
Yeah but I don't want to do that, I don't want to get to the point where I would hurt an animal for literally no reason.
Magic the Gathering: Duels is pretty much the only vidya game i play these days. I've spent more than $100 on digital cards.
>>340196974
All the more reasons to go talk about it to someone, if you're fantasizing about doing twisted shit you don't even want to do.
I really can't like MOBAs, shit too stressful and time consuming. Also, i never play the newest generation of games and prefer to grab older ones 'cause cheaper.
I haven't had a working pc for a few months. My roomie has a ps4 with the souls series, bloodeborne, gta5 and shit, but all I really want to do is play Civ and World of Warcraft.
Father have sinned
When a russian rips me out of the driver seat during a heist so they can feel special or is a rude over talkative micro managing heist leader (I'm a legitimate high level)
I commit suicide near the end of the heist just to enjoy their rage fits
>>340196226
>I've straight up not touched some games due to how visually unappealing they look to me personally. No matter how good they might actually be
This kind of thing just makes me sad
I cry when people bully me in video games or are better than me
then I throw an autistic fit, punch some walls and give my mom the middle finger for not killing me
i am also a manlet and my mom is smaller than me
>>340191527
Post dis on r/Chan XD Lul so funny
>>340197229
This ain't a sin, my child. MOBA is the Devil's genre and you're being price-continence. Continue with grace, God bless.
>>340197229
I will never forgive dota for killing off Warcraft 3 custom games and the shit community they grew with it
>>340197203
That's what I'm asking, what kind of person do I get in contact with? Like what's the term for people who help with this kind of thing, cos I'm just really angry pretty much all the time
>>340190504
I've completed 4 games in my steam library of 300+
>>340197326
Gta5
>>340197531
Psychiatrists?
For most of my youth i used cheats to play through every single game that had them
>>340191276
>>340191403
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>>340193828
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>>340196357
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>>340197002
That's the people I share the board with. I forgive you, but I don't want to see you ever again.
>>340197712
Thanks
Upon a certain game's release my friends and I put mad amounts of time to organize get togethers so we could experience it together and have crazy times for years.
During the week of release my girlfriend discovers she's pregnant.
Confession : I convinced her to abort it so I would have free time to hang with my guys.
>>340191527
>>340193104
You already bought the game and lazy remakes, especially the kind that Squeenix tends to shovel out, do no warrant full price of admission.
Say like a Hail Mary or something.
I Shilled the xbox one on /v/ for alot of months before release, saying how it will outperform the PS4 in sales and games, hell even after the fiascos.
2 years later, i now have a PS4 with games. Sold off the Xbox one weeks ago.
I sometimes derail in game chats by hurling the president's name in conversation,doesent even need to be related
It works way too well
>>340197531
I'm no expert, might want to browse websites specialized in mental help to find something that fits your case, I really wouldn't know what to tell you, but the fact that you're aware of your tendencies and want to seek help make me think you don't need anything drastic, maybe just book a session with a therapist, explain him what's troubling you and see what he has to say.
Might as well start here http://www.mentalhealthamerica.net/finding-help
>>340195824
>>340197531
IMO you shouldn't feel guilty for merely having disturbing thoughts, but you should be able to rationalize why it would be terrible to act on them and why you never should.
I'm guessing you would benefit from seeing a psychologist. There's really no harm in going (besides money) and you shouldn't feel ashamed, you'd go to a doctor about your physical health so why not a shrink for your mental health, which is more important for your happiness anyway. EVERYONE would benefit from being able to talk about their innermost fears/reservations with someone.
>>340190504
I never have, nor will I ever, play a Legend of Zelda game. Shit doesn't interest me at all.
>>340195831
God says go punch yourself in the dick.
>>340191434
I feel like this post deserves a comment but I'm afraid I have none.
>>340197872
Not a sin, you're a true prophet and a man anyone should strive to be.
>>340190504
I have never finished .hack//infection, despite owning the entire series physically
>>340197990
It's not just these thoughts but a lot of things going on recently, it's definitely getting worse and worse
>>340197989
Thanks for tech advice
>>340197746
I still have my handhelds and consoles, but I'm usually busy with work and other stuff to be on consoles is all.
>>340197872
nigga it was a callous choice but the right choice
I Bought a $120 Collector's edition of a game and i didnt touch it for years, its collecting dust. i did put up the figurines tho but never touched the game
I never played Doom.
>>340198284
wut gaem
>>340197872
Real ass nigga here
I bought borderland the prequel
Am I doomed father?
>>340194778
So, just out of curiosity, with what games did you grow up with?
>>340198387
Lords of shadow 2
There's still heavy dust around it
>>340198441
Sega probably.
>>340194778
>Had a playstation
>only played fifa 2000
>>340194330
Which character?
>>340191527
I masturbated to your story.
Thanks senpai.
I never enjoyed fifa,any mobs,most turn based games besides that advanced war cartoon one
I play passive in GTA 5 due to hacking
I only play coop StarCraft 2
>>340198284
>>340198505
Can you post pics if you can? im having a hard time believing this
>>340190504
Never played any Zelda, Castlevania, Sonic after 3/Knuckles, Mario after 2 and GB one, CoD, Battlefield, DMC, GOWs, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Tomb Raider....
Brood War is the greatest game ever made.
First Xcom (1984 one) is the best one ever made.
Never owned any console
RTS games and twitch shooters are the best measure of multiplayer skillI would make a better game than any of the XCOM clones if i knew howAnd i'm actually learning C# and Unity to make it happen someday
There's more but i'm busy playing THE BEST XCOM EVER MADE
I dislike anime and anime styled games but Tales of the Abyss is my favorite game of all time.
I have never played an fps for more than 10 min, in 26 years. I have played every genre of gaming except this including tps.
>>340198795
It's a copy pasta that was probably made up in the first place
I did not hit the mf'ing like button
>>340197363
Learn to control your anger.
The Sims 2 and 4 are my primary sources when I want to masturbate.
>>340199259
>The Sims 2 and 4 are my primary sources when I want to masturbate.
>>340197895
Why didn't you be a real man and buy a PC instead of stopping sideways and stay on a shit console
I used virtual console's restore points to beat Zelda and Metroid.
It's not like I couldn't spend 5 minutes on each death grinding for hearts/energy and another 10 minutes carefully picking my way through the world to get back to where I was, but that's a pretty steep punishment for death, especially later in the game. I should probably try and go back and do it legit.
I didn't have this problem with Zelda 2 or Metroid 2.
>>340199259
I used to do this to the sims 2 as a child
>I'm not gay, but I love sticking stuff in my ass
>I really like minecraft. I'll get one of those fuckhuge modpack and spend the weekend fucking around on it.
>I will happily buy each and every single monster hunter rehash capcom shits out
>I honestly and unironically believe that each installment in the elder scrolls series is a massive improvement on its predecessor
>>340199259
amen to that brothernothing like being a cuck and living out your cuck fantasy by farthering someone elses child whilst they get to impregnate your wife, and if luck would have it, your daughter too
>>340190504
I beat Solidus by abusing the invincibility you have when you get up from the ledge. I felt bad about it.
>>340190662
Hey man. I totally agree
>be 12
>sleep over at a friends house
>play video games and such
>the moment friend's single mom drives off for night shift he pulls out a handle of vodka that's only a eighth full
>convinces me to try some
>strong taste, hate it-- friend tells me to mix with lime juice, tastes good after
>being 12, I get drunk after about two shots
>friend also is drunk, finished the handle
>play smash, challenge where whoever loses a match has to do one thing the winner wants
>somehow turns into strip-smash, whoever loses has to strip a piece of clothing
>eventually we're in nothing but our tights
>lose match, friend tells me to lose the tights
>lose again, friend tells me I have to touch his crotch
>too buzzed to care, do so
>win match, decide to get revenge and make him strip-- he does it almost immediately
>his dick is hard
>get a confused boner
>he starts touching my shaft, I feel weirded out at first but he keeps doing it and it eventually feels good
>abandons the controller altogether after some half-assed playing and tells me to touch him back
>do so clumsily, he starts breathing heavily and is humping my hand
>he suddenly kisses me, lose my balance and he goes on top
>two naked hairless white boys wrestling with cocks at attention
>he's slobbering over me and my mind is completely blank
>start blindly humping friend until I cum, he cums some time later
>turn him over while he's resting and see his ass
>dive in, he doesn't protest at all
>start rutting my friend, from behind, my arms wrapped around him and pressing my body as close as possible
>cum, collapse on him and black out
>wake up super early, naked and on top, he's sleeping as well
>realize what I did and throw my clothes on as well as dress him
>he apparently doesn't remember, tell him I don't remember either
>never speak of this again
I used to specifically bait DaS invasions just to use the trainer and mock the powerless invader until he left. When the steam conversion broke the trainer, I'd bait invasions, wait until they were in clear view, use wave, and alt+f4.
I fucking hate invasions because it's wasting my time and resources, so I made it my quest to waste theirs. I regret nothing.
I played sonic games almost exclusively when growing up
I had so little reference level for other games that I though 06 was good
My favorite was sonic spinball
>>340198905
Well here it is
I've played TF2 for well over 4000 hours and still play to this dayand I still wouldn't consider myself "good" at the game. Better than pub shitters, sure, but nowhere near competitive levels
>>340199792
This. The game has a charm to it that I can't give up.
>>340199689
>>340190504
I play Dota 2 too much
Even if I uninstall it I end up reinstalling and playing like 8 hours per day
I guess I just want to git gud that bad
I think every single sonic game is dogshit
>>340199689
The dog fucker has a better story.
>>340199521
>Minecraft
Presumably you play these with friends. If so, that's okay. Mod packs are nice time dumps
>Elder Scrolls
How? I'm stumped as to why you think this. Is it the graphics? Is it the slightly better to look at combat?
I think Saints Row 2 is the best game ever made.
>>340199521
>I'm not gay, but I love sticking stuff in my ass
You're gay, son, better accept it rather than regret repressing it later in life
>>340199790
>literally collecting dust
Collectionfags WILL Defend this
I enjoy doing mindless grinds in MMOs
Not even the good kind of grinding either, I'm talking 'kill the same mob over and over until you get this really low drop rate item' grinding
I love MGS but I never really gave a shit about MGS5
I think X/Y and OR/AS were really good. In fact, I wouldn't say there's a single outright BAD mainline pokémon game (though Diamond/Pearl are definitely the lowest in the series, especially when compared to how fucking great Platinum and HG/SS were in the same gen, and ESPECIALLY now that DS offline services are off)
>>340200283
you might actually be a high functioning autist
I have spent over 100 hours watching Undertale let's plays/streams because I can't get enough of people's reactions to the game
>>340190504
I've lost my love for vidya.
College has taken a mental toll on me after three years of doing it. I'm glad to finish my degree soon, but man do I miss the times before college.
>>340190504
FF8 is best final fantasy
>>340200283
I love grindy things, but only with 2 screens. One series/movie and the other a mindless grinding thing like Runescape. Kind of soothing.
I unironically liked Saints Row The Third
>>340200480
Same here, I barely touch games at all nowadays. Maybe look into another hobby, that's what I did.
>>340200659
How would that work? Surely his point was that "College has taken over my life so I have no time or love for video games"
How can he pursue a new hobby if time is the issue?
I play Fates and Awakening on casual because I'm fucking fed up with missing all these 90 percent chances to hit while getting hit by 20 percent chances to hit every time.
>>340200640
So did anyone who likes to have fun
Whenever I play Overwatch with my friends I try to undermine the team effort as much as possible so that my score/kills/fire/whatever is the highest.
I do things like not call out flankers, snipers, if I get killed by someone and see they have ult up I don't say anything. I always save myself rather than anyone else if given the opportunity. I use my ult for random deathmatch kills when it doesn't matter just to boost my eliminations if someone's taken the gold from me. If switching to X hero would win us the game, but diminish my score, I won't switch. etc. etc.
I do all of that because I have extremely low self-esteem and making it seem like I outperformed my friends makes them compliment me.
>>340200801
I thought he said it took a mental toll on him not his time.
>>340190662
yeah most i've played of zelda was oot for like 3 hours
its was cool and i can certainly appreciate it but i just dont really care about zelda
>>340200883
Unless he did a degree in something video game related, I'm not sure how it nullified his vidya lust.
>>340200579
Yeah this is why I enjoy grinds. It's great when you're marathoning a show and the grind doesn't require your full attention..
>>340190504
>I've never played a Zelda game other than Ocarina, and I got bored an hour in and never touched it again
>I preordered Brink... on the 360
>MGS interests me but I never can play through them because the controls are so off-putting to me
>I own a Nvidia Shield portable and I love it
>the only RPGs I've ever played through and liked were Dragon's Dogma and Dark Souls
>my Wii U gathers dust and is a dedicated Mario Maker/Mario Kart machine
>never played a Metroid or Castlevania title
>Resident Evil bores me to death, with the exception of 4
>same thing with Silent Hill, but I enjoyed 3
>I broke my all stealth run in DE:HR to save Malik and quickly get past the awful "zombie" parts at the end
>my Steam backlog is huge
>I bought Senran SV three times over
>I've enjoyed a large majority of Sonic titles, the "worst" of those being Ow the Edge
>Pokemon games are really dull in my opinion, but I hope they never stop making them because it's a good source for porn
>I spent money on skins in R6: Siege and crates in Overwatch
I played the first Neptunia, beat it, and own every game in the series now.
I beat all of the Agarest games released in the West
I still play Halo games almost daily.
Older Rydia was my first vidya fap
>>340200172
Minecraft stars with friends, but I always end up putting ten times more time in it solo the everyone else unless it's that skies of Arcadia or whatever. Where you start with a tiny platform and have to build off that by completing quests.
As for TES, Im not sure. I'm not as into picking apart why I'm having fun as the rest of you guys. I don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I wish I had a more solid answer but I don't. Just every one that comes out I have way more fun in then the previous game.
>>340200246
No I'm not. I'm not attracted to guys at all. I've entertained the idea but I just don't get biners for dudes. I just like butt plugs and dildos.
>>340200579
I do the same thing except with audiobooks. Sometimes it gives me some weird associations, though.
>>340201204
Like what?
>>340201053
>my Steam backlog is huge
Admitting that you have no backlog would be more of a confession, this is hardly out of the norm.
I spend a lot of time imagining what it'd be like to play X game with Y friend. How he/she would react to X thing that just happened or X thing I just saw in a video of the game.
My friends only play League.
I'm really lonely.
I think the first half-life was good, but it wasn't amazing.
>>340190504
I... don't like Dark Souls 1.
The good parts are awesome but it's more grindy than most MMORPGs.
>>340201053
>my Steam backlog is huge
That's not uncommon. How big is it? Mines 296
I've bought Borderlands 3 times.
>>340200659
>>340200801
>>340200883
>>340200996
Sorry, I had just gotten a gift from the Government this upcoming school year by getting my whole tuition paid this upcoming year.
So I do 15-18 credit hours of school + 10 hours of commute + 15 hours of work every week for the last three years.
Every time I come home, I make sure my siblings do their homework, and then do mine, and usually go to bed, or browse 4chan.
Every time I want to pick up a game, I lose interest fast because I feel overwhelmed emotionally by everything else I dedicate my time to. Instead, I choose to read books, and program small things to learn. I'm attempting to create a team for a small simple video game I want to make. Already wrote out a plot and all that.
>>340201489
It's one of the best games ever released if you include the DLC as part of it. No shame.
2 and beyond, on the other hand - festering turds.
>>340201469
>grindy
>souls
give it another go and dump the grind.
>>340201249
I remember reading a book about the influenza of 1918 and getting a sudden craving for Zoo Tycoon without knowing why, and then I remembered listening to a book about the 1918 flu epidemic while playing it.
>>340197229
MOBAs are a gaming cancer and the new Modern Military Shooter, in that "oh 1 or 2 got popular, now everyone is making a clone of them that will sell nothing, have no audience and die in 2 months!"
I don't think Mario 64 is bad, but I hated playing it even as a kid.
Rare is extremely overrated. Retro studios is much more talented. Even that retard JonTron admitted that Banjo Kazooie was better when we were young.
Mass Effect 3 was great, and I could look past the abysmal ending because the entire game is supposed to be the finale, not just the last hour.
Arkham Asylum was better than Arkham City. The metroidvania style worked in Asylum's favor and their were way too many villains crammed into Arkham City, which hurt the pacing.
>>340201348
>>340201480
I'm well aware, but I still feel guilty about all those unplayed games.
Damn Gabe and his sales. When I was a kid I had a few games and played the shit outta them. I had endless hours of fun. Now it's the exact opposite and it's hard to get myself to even touch the large majority of games that I own.
I have 3 copies of Sonic Heroes, 3 copies of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger and 4 copies of Batman: Arkham Asylum.
Only Zelda game I've ever played was Oracle of Ages on gameboy color.
Never touched the mass effect series or Call of Doody series.
Haven't played a sonic game past the Genesis era, or a Mario game past SM64.
Never played any sports games.
Only FF game I have played is 7.
There's others I can't think of right now.
>>340201847
I feel guilty too. It's just not uncommon. I feel spoilt for choice and have about 20 games going at the same time
>>340190504
Rather than playing all the wonderful varieties of vidya out there I just play the same 3 games over and over again for thousands of hours.
The worst part is thatI'm terrible at all three of them
>>340201819
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>>340202009
Which games?
Whenever I play any multiplayer game with any of my friends everything I do is an attempt to impress them. I quantify my enjoyment of such playthroughs by how much the game allowed me to impress my friends.
For example, when we played modded minecraft a while back, I tried my best to grind out cool shit and build a cool base to impress my friends, while keeping all of my tech to myself and not telling anyone about anything useful I'd found (such as the watering can (the infinite bonemeal game-trivializer item)) to make sure they lagged behind me, so that they'd be awestruck when they saw how cool my stuff was.
I recognize this as a problem but I don't know what to do about it. I've been like this as far as I can remember. It's probably some kind of mental disorder combined with low self-esteem.
>>340201202
Stage 1 is always denial, anon
>>340195461
I do too.
>>340202315
I see you've moved on to Stage 7: Recruitment.
>>340202106
CS:GOGold Nova 3 aka literally braindead, but has figured out how to turn on the monitor
IIDX5th dan aka missing 5 fingers
2hucan't pass anything on normal
Life is suffering
>>340202423
I see you've moved on to Stage 9: Retardation
>>340202315
Been in that stage for a decade now. I wish I were gay. I'd get laid a lot more. I'm just not into dudes. Just stuffing stuff in my butt. Feels good.
>>340202571
Naw, I've looped back around to Stage 11: Cucking.
Your girlfriend says hi. ;)
>>340195476
>i dislike uncharted
How is that a sin? Those games are fucking normie trash
I rate games based on how fun they are.
Here are some things I do not find fun:
-sidequests
-collectibles
-"exploration"
-obtuse puzzles
Thats why Army of Two gets a 3/5 and The Witcher gets a 1/5.
Faggots.
>>340202660
Jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend
>>340191296
>street fighter 3rd strike is the best fightan evermade
It is. Probably followed by MvC2 or some KoF, or the last VF.
>>340190504
i got bored playing Bloodborne and quit around half-way through
>>340190504
>Arkham Knight is my favorite Arkham game
>I can't stand playing fighting games (I do like to watch competitions though) save for Smash Bros.
>I can't stand strategy games
>I can't stand MOBAs
>I don't like multiplayer games in general
>I can't stand Final Fantasy
>I can't stand The Witcher
>I can't stand TES
>I can't stand Fallout
>I can't stand RPGs in general save for Pokémon or South Park: The Stick of Truth
>I fucking love games heavy on story, except RPGs
>>340202738
You SURE it's on me, anon?
I've played Terraria for over 2000 hoursand I make mods for it
>>340196226
>GTAV
>better than anything
Your sins has no absolution
I once spent $100 on mass effect 3's multiplayer in a single night.
>>340202867
Yes. I've already given up
I preordered Fallout 4 with the limited edition guide and never actually finished the game nor opened the guide
>>340202941
What exactly did you spend the money on?
>>340202941
Not that bad. My brother spent £500 on tf2 in an afternoon
>>340203001
RNG item boxes.
I didn't even get what I wanted.
I still feel disgusted to this day and never bought a single fucking thing like that again.
>>340200224
I dunno about the best game ever made, but it's the best open-world sandbox crime-themed game. Wish you could name save files to make managing multiple characters easier tho
I don't know what's wrong with me. I love the Souls games.
>>340190504Undertale was literally the best game I have ever playedI don't think I'll play a better game than that, it resonated too much within me.
Borderlands 2 one of the most enjoyable games of the past decade, but I still don't like the memes and Anthony Burch is an idiot who needs to leave this planet
>>340191453
I thoughtthe story was weak and combat/stealth was boring.
>>340202885
What kind of mods
>>340200473are you a furfag?
>>340201819
>hated mario 64
>rare is overrated
>mass effect 3 was good
you are past redemption
I play fighting games with a controller
>>340203258
I think it's far more likely that anon is lonely.
>>340203258Not at all actuallyI hate the fanbase too
>>340200283
You should play Warframe, you'd love it because the whole game is a fucking grind.
>looking at my hours in WF and thinking about how I could've been playing a fun game
It hurts
I never played any japanese game and dont give a fuck about Mario Drives Cart 14 with 2003 graphics, Final Fantasy XXXXIIVIIXIIVIVIXIX reedition PC redux DLC, Zelda OCarina of Link Worlds, and all that normie gay shit that is always mentioned whenever the subject of video games comes up
>>340201819
You're going to need about 1000 Hail Maries for this.
The only Final Fantasy game i've played is 14
>tfw had no friends
>was the first kid to get a PS3 because my parents were rich
>got in in 2006 pretty much when it was released
>got Fight Night Round 3, Call of Duty 3 and Resistance Fall of Man and 2 controllers so I can make friends
>kids at school found out
>about 7 of the popular kids basically told me 'anon we're coming to your house to play your PS3'
>agreed meekly
>they all come to my house on a Saturday
>parents are happy I made some friends and let them in
>they come to my bedroom
>'hey anon turn your PS3 on'
>'hey anon we want to play Resistance'
>as soon as I turn the game on they take over my fucking bedroom
>they play the 2 player co-op and constantly switch controllers when someone dies
>pic related is the layout of the room- the other kids are the green balls and I am the purple ball
>they are loud and hollering
>evenually I meekly ask 'can I play now'
>one of them looks at me
>laughs
>looks at my fish tank
>'no, it is his turn'
>puts the controller on the fish tank table
>the fish quickly gets killed
>I laugh and say 'haha, he died, now its my turn'
>try to take the controller
>one of the kids pushes me
>'what? your fish didn't die, he isn't floating upside down'
>they all laugh at me and pretend to play with the fish for 20 minutes
>eventually get desperate
>take my hand and crush my pet fish to death
>'h-h-he died now guys my turn'
>they all get mad at me
>tell my parents what I did
>parents make them leave
>ban me from PS3 for 4 months
>>340203405
>Goat Milf
God tier
I didn't wait for him
I unironically enjoy the sims series and have put hundreds of hours on them as well as buying every expansion
>>340203504
Same here.
A friend of mine is self-admittedly obsessed with Zelda games and I just don't get it.
>>340203249
Mostly just a crapload of extra content, divided up into mini-mods to fill their niche. I've made a mini biome, but that's the most noteworthy thing, trying to get a modular armor mod working. I haven't actually finished or released any of them.
>>340203356
>frog poster
You just follow memes and repeat the things you see on /v/ to fit in. I'm glad I don't have your approval.
Once i beat a game once i can't be assed to replay it because I already know what happens in the story
i own a copy of dragons dogma for two years now. i still havent played past meeting the dude in the stonehenge thing.
I haven't played a game to completion in monthskeep buying them though
I purchased the collectors edition of SWTOR
>>340190504
I read the IGN walkthrough to finish 3/4's of the puzzles on the witness.
The first time I played oblivion I was so confused that I had to watch a let's play to understand what to do.
I didn't know what to do on mass effect once I got to the citadel so I left it unplayed for over a year.
I have a $2000 gaming pc and I've never played any games on it.
I have no interest in any Nintendo game and I have no idea why everyone likes them so much.
It took me 16 years to complete RCT 1.
>>340191527
Everything is true but the grill part.
>>340190504
I think MARIO SIMPLISTIC, but i finished SMW that came with my snes, never bothered with trying anyting that has mario wario in title
never played a ZELDA, seen others play on game rental places ever saw the appeal
>playing games for story in 3th 4th 5th gen
watched a cousin finish super METROID on snes but never played any after that,
honestly once youve a particular plaftformer, played by yourself or not, theres no point in playing it, other metroidvanias are in my bucket list tough
SONIC just a version on master system
never played HALO, guess i was born too early for it to have been impressive at launch, or too late for not having gone thru early adulthood and be an estabilished single with free time when it came around.
metal gear whats that?
never played a MOBA, not even warcraft 3, broodwars and warc2 are cool
never played Age of Empires 3 or Mythology.
never finished homeworld 2 or diablo 1
and last but not least NEVER BEEN A PK OR THIEF in ultima online :O
/trammie scum
>>340204019
>trammie
What?
>>340203529
Who the fuck is Marie?
>>340191527
There are no girls on the internet and you know it better than me!!
I am looking forward to play Mighty no9
>>340198717
Audrey from HuniePop.
>>340190504
I bought fire emblem fates conquest just for Camilla and i play on Normal difficulty and Casual mode. It is fun.
>>340204080
a curse word used towards cowards in ultima online, coined after Trammel, a mirror-world where player can't kill player
>>340190504
I killed kenny, and im not sorry
>>340204019
>never played a MOBA, not even warcraft 3
what
>>340191527
There are no girls on the internet and tou know it better than me!!
>>340203748
but you do have shit taste that's a fact
When I was a kid I sold Diddy Kong Racing and Banjo Kazooie because I didn't like the game.
Being 25 now I fucking hate my younger self for doing that. Also I sold Earthbound to someone on the internet when I was a teenage (Box and Manual included) for like $60. I'm pretty sure it's worth much more than that now.
>>340204307
errr, what what?
i may have worded it badly, i mentioned warcraft 3 because MOBA was born out of that RTS, right? then i mentioned that from blizzard RTS only broodwars and back were nice
>>340190504
I don't 100% games unless the 100% criteria is endearing and content loaded.
Autistic shit like trying to beat something within a certain period of time or other boring shit is a complete turn off.
>>340199325
I once masterbated to lesbian makeout on bed in sims 3.
>>340204485
I only 100% games I really really like.
>Never played any MGS or FF game
>>340190504
I very rarely if ever play games outside of my comfort zone. I haven't played 80 percent of /v/'s favorites and the only indie game I've ever played was Castle Crashers.
I also spend most of my time playing games I've already played. I have 3,500 hours in TF2 as a result.
The Last of Us, Ocarina of Time, and Half-Life 2 are my top 3 of all time.
Human Revolution is one of my all time favorites, but I have no intention of playing the original.
I got into Overwatch because I found Tracer cute. I'm pretty bad at the game, so I end up playing Lucio most of the time so I can escape blame if we end up losing. I also talk shit to my team whenever that happens.
>>340204704
havent missed much.
>>340204574
>I once masterbated to lesbian makeout on bed in sims 3.
>>340195129
No shame in that, anon. Dark Souls 2 is the best one.
>>340203225
I meant Deus Ex 1.I enjoyed Human Revolution though.
>Play Professor Layton and the Curious Village
>Swear to myself that I will not use a guide
>Manage to push through the entire game, had to enlist the help of my friends for some puzzles
>Figure there is some sort of "final boss" puzzle at the end
>Get to the penultimate puzzle before the final room
>Spend hours trying to figure it out
>Can't do it
>2am, just want to finish the game and sleep
>Look it up
>Turns out it was the last puzzle in the game
>Mfw spoiled my guideless run at last puzzle
I even went back to this puzzle a few months afterwards and couldn't figure it out. Oh well.
