>Playing FPS on consoles
Who the fuck holds a controller like that?
>>340171210
That person looks like a retart
>>340171210
Please tell me that's not a claw fag.
>>340171386
if I had to guess, it's for flicking your view around faster.
being a console gamer must be suffering.
>playing games on a pc
>>340171612
I will never understand how people ever get their shit to that level. I can understand being untidy and disorganized but goddamn.
Computers are for typing up book reports and for downloading porn. Not for gaming.
>>340171767
The time of his life
>>340171758
some people are mentally wired to not care. they just sit there with all that shit piling up, and it doesn't bother them.
the rest of us would vomit if we had to sit in such filth, but these people don't think it's that bad.
a friend of mine's parents were this bad. they had two dogs living indoors, and both would shit and piss all over the carpet. they just didn't care.
>>340171612
How does the mouse and keyboard even function with all that ash from the cigs?
>consoles
>>340171210
>>340171210
>playing FPS
Leave, dudebro normie fuck
>>340172669
hahahah
>>340172581
*tips*
You tell them, brother.
See you back on r/atheist
>>340171473
i've played a lot of FPS on console and never felt the need to claw.
>>340172669
>adds to the action
>mfw developers start using this exact line to sell 30fps
>>340172669
>>340172669
This is how i beat original flash binding of isaac
>>340171612
typical smokers
>>340171210
>Palying FPS
Kek
>Playing Monhun on a portableI actually love doing the claw
>>340171758
they call 'em amphetamines.
>>340172669
I will admit, this sometimes can occasionally be cool.
But only if the game actually experiences unintentional slowdown.
Ratchet and Clank does this sometimes on real hardware, and I don't mind it.
>>340172895
3 times worlds best mental gymnast
>>340172809
He probably needs A for jumping
>>340172895
>Put flashy mods and cheesy lame LEDS to make himself feel superior
That part's correct at least.
PCs have no
a e s t h e t i c
>>340172947
I have to ask because I play a lot of MH4U, and rarely(RARELY) do I ever use the camera.
Is the quick camera button not good enough for the old MonHun titles? Press L to center my view works just fine.
>>340173146
that's what thumbs are for.
>>340173195
>>340173213
Considering there's no soft lock on for the monsters in the older titles you're gonna have to learn how to use the manual camera.
>>340173273
I assume the game in the OP image is CoD, so he can't use thumbs, because he needs to both jump and move at the same time
>>340173213
Stick > auto
Apply the same principle here. Sure you can press L like a pleb on PSP MH games.
>>340173273
>Have to move right thumb off thumbstick to jump
>Unable to turn while jumping
Seeing people making uncomfortable hand positions like this reminds me why I prefer keyboards.
I switch to claw on Souls because running while turning the camera is convenient.
Honestly, back buttons on controllers should be a standard by now, they solve two big problems: lack of buttons and lack of simultaneous actions, which both dumb gameplay down.
>>340173332
That's some good office cubicle aesthetic dude.
>>340173353
>no soft lock
ah, gotcha.
>>340173332
so that´s a machine to surpass a metal gear
>>340173332
Those don't look like Voodoo cards
>>340171767
fuck now i want a crocodile
>>340173332More
>>340173332
airflow on that shit must be fucking amazing, and those nvidia cards.... ooooh boy
house fires are underrated i've always said.
>>340173486
I started with 4U too so it isn't too hard to adapt.
>>340172947
The claw always makes me think it would be really uncomfortable for the side of your finger.
I play them just fine you dumb PCucks
>>340173213
There are people that think they still need to use the claw on 4U.
>>340173629
>Airflow
It's water cooled.
I liked playing FPS on consoles, it's harder to aim and is therefore slower and more reliant on positioning than on PC.
>>340173332
No way it's the same case, completely black internal paint job is 10's thing
>>340173843
the cards aren't you dipstick
>>340174063
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A DIPSTICK YOU DOOFUS I'LL FUCKING TEAR YOUR ASS A NEW ON COME FITE ME IRL I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND IF YOU EVER SAID THAT TO MY FACE INFRONT OF ME.
>>340171210
Holy fuck I just wonder is that how they play?
I somehow can't remember how it works on console.
>>340174173fite me ya cunt
>>340174173
you're a poopyhead
>>340172895
too bad most muh cinematic games aren't even stable 30fps so it's more accurate to say that limousine is driving on a gravel road
>>340171767
Croco! What are you doing on that slide?! Get out right now, Croco!
>>340173146
>Console kids can't jump and aim at the same time
Hahaha holy shit I forgot about that
>>340174173
what a raging baby, please end yourself.
>>340173658
>He thinks aiming with analog sticks is fine
>mfw the last time PC players played with console players, PC won every single time
>>340174737
He can, looking is left stick, dumbass. He can't jump and move at the same time, without that weird combo. It will take him about half a second to press the button and go back to the stick, which is too much if he wants to actually guide his jumping.
>>340174737
hold up.
isn't run usually l2 and jump x?
that leaves the thumb for jumping and the index/medium for running.
what kind of absurd keymapping do games have that you can't jump and run?
>>340173404
ah, so this is a trick for people with poor awareness. i get it now.
>>340173658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3pQ0oO_cDE
>>340174741
I'LL END YOUR MOM YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DOOKIE FUCKING DINGUS.
>>340173026
It's one thing to have a cinematic slowdown of something drastic happening.
It should be smooth, though. Hardware causing this to happen means it will be choppy as fuck.
>>340175057
You're the dumb ass, MOVING is left stick you fucking retard
>thinking someone gives a shit about their platform choice
I got one of those dongle adapters you can connect a keyboard and mouse when i played CoD on the 360.
It felt like cheating.
>>340173461
Another problem is that there are only a handful of console games in existence that even lets you alter control Schemes. No matter of the control scheme, won't save an FPS on a console though.
>>340171386
Monster Hunter players
>>340174173
YOU'RE THE DOOFUS FUCK YOU
>>340175917
>This is today's videogame audience
Just kill me right now.
>>340173823
>so what if it's uncomfortable as all fuck?
>having a functional camera would be casualization, git gud and git crippled.
>>340177524
Uh you don't need to be good at games to have fun with them. If anything it's better, how can you appreciate the work put in if you just race through everything as fast as possible like some kind of cheetos powered robot?
>>340171386
You're probably going to claw when running in Dem/Dark Souls so I can still move the camera around.
>>340171210
FPS with mouse is easy mode
>>340171979
Somebody on /r9k/ shared pictures of his apartment that was literally a biohazard. There was mold and sludge and flies on every surface. Just breathing in that toxic air will give you serious lung and digestive problems.
>>340178713
Wait, was that the one with the sour cream?
>>340178713
Have pic?
