ITT: your dream games that you'll never get
>open world seattle fully explorable with Frasier's Mercedes or Niles' BMW
>dialogue based interactions where you choose dialogue and make decisions
>that stealth mission where you smuggle caviar from Petyr
>that escort mission where you take Niles to the Opera and make sure Maris avoids seeing him
>>340160492
I want a friends 3D brawler with guest characters from other sitcoms
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Also a level where crazy niles smashes up store windows
>>340160492
Would work better as a VN
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>>340160492
I just want a KotH game where I can play as Dale.
>>340160492
pirates in the mediterranean during the renaissance
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>Set in low fantasy world
story of a poor farming family trying to grow crops and survive
>Constantly besieged by barbarians and monsters, if famine and disease don't get to you first
>Play as a retired adventurer who hung up his sword years ago to start a family with his adorable plump wife
>Spend game time between fighting monsters and raiding caves, and then maintaining your farm and staying on good terms with the locals
Hey, you said my dream game. I don't care if you think it's shit.
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>No tossed salad and scrambled eggs DLC
Dropped.
>>340160492
How would they make a model for Maris?
>that back-alley spelling brawl with Frasier, Niles, and Frederick vs that kid and his dad
>Frasier's and Niles' Rage Meters are locked at full for the duration of the fight allowing for infinite Bro-Op Attacks
If you drive by that area later in the game you can see the chalk outlines where the bodies dropped.
>>340160492
that sounds fucking great
why are there no good games with a sitcom tone?
>>340162168
there's no good sitcoms anymore period
>>340160492
>DLC where you play as the dog
>DLC where you plays as Niles trying to bang Daphne