do you identify as a "gamer"?
>>340155482
>drink beer illegally
What does that even mean? Drunk and disorderly? Underage?
>>340155482
I actually don't understand the big deal with the word "gamer". I don't understand why some people think "gamer" is a high rank when literally normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games.
The reason why I will never call myself a gamer is the connotation of that word.
>>340155482
>tfw the girl who had a crush on me and was to afraid to talk to me became a stripper
>would have never knew both of these things unless my roommate told me one night when we were drinking
What if we dated and fell in love?
>>340155482
>I don't understand why some people think "gamer" is a high rank
>when literally normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games
Well you do understand after all.
>>340155754
You dodged a bullet, then.
Why would you want to fall in love with someone who would be a stripper?
>>340155482
No i don't.
>>340155642
Stupid American laws for Alcohol
>>340155482
how can you drink beer illegally?
>>340155897
Never said I wanted anything. Like when I skipped a car ride that got in a crash that killed 2 out of the 4 people inside because I needed to take a shit, I just wonder what my life would have been like if I took a different choice.
>>340155482
damn gamers are hella normie
>drink beer illegally
americans lel
>mfw can legally drink at 5
>>340155482
>drink beer illegally
>>340155482
Well "someone" implies it's a human and not a cartoon
So this basically says that gamers are more likely to be autistic cuckolds
>>340155897
It's just a job mayte, pays the rent
>>340155482
I guess not by those definitions, I'm a fucking happy or sad crybaby (right song, right moment, right movie), yeah I drank illegally, my wifes name is Misty so I guess that's close enough (she's in medical insurance though) I kissed a girls picture in highschool because I was an obsessively crushing lop, I don't talk behind peoples backs...so I guess probably?
40 years old, lower middle class stoner and gamer-dad.
>>340156210
>>340156229
>drink beer, period
Beer is not only alcohol, which is poison for your brain, it's also the worst tasting, cheapest form of alcohol
>>340156403
the more alcohol in something, the worse it tastes, beer is down there compared to spirits
>>340155701
That's not true; most gamers are normies.
>>340155786
With just about everyone except my wife, I notice people might try to compare things in life to games, as if I'm some sort of idiot savant.
I can't think of a great example, but say someone buys a car or goes for a drive and tells me about it "it is like Mario Kart" they'll say to me.
Nigga I know what a car is.
>>340155482
>neanderthal xbox controller
>>340156210
It's a horrible catch-22
>drinking early legal
>people drink
>more likely to drink responsibly due to an alcohol positive culture
>still has some negative effects on development though
>can't legally drink until older
>causes a stigma
>helps in allowing regular development
>but those that do drink underage tend to not drink responsibly, leading to even worse effects
So it's either a lot of people get a little negative impact or a few people get a lot of negative impact.
>>340156403
>not enjoying to crisp, cool taste of a smooth wheat beer
faggot detected
>>340156403
>posion for your brain
There is such a thing as only having just one beer with dinner, you know?
>>340155482
gamers are 2X less likely to kiss anybody
>>340156403
I share your taste regarding beer, I just found the phrasing of drink beer illegally absolutely hilarious.More of a fan of wine and mead.
>>340156296
I think it's actually saying that /v/-goers are more likely to post buzzwords desu senpai
>>340156616
what's the point of drinking only one beer? its just empty calories.
>inb4 taste
Call me a faggot or a degenerate or whatever but unless you're playing mainstream games then people are not going to like you for playing videogames.
Additionaly, people just consider you to be an unpopular shitlet because you keep talking "in a strange language with other gamers" where you actually only discuss strategies. If you don't have those "sawper populah cewl" games such as GTA 5 or FIFA games on an Xbox One where you have 10 controllers for, then no one is going to want to visit you to play videogames unless they are gamers themselves.
No, if only because it would mean I get associated with certain jackoffs from here, Reddit, etc.
>>340156403
>Beer is not only alcohol, which is poison for your brain, it's also the worst tasting, cheapest form of alcohol
How can you not like beer? The way it tickles in your mouth is simply wonderful.
Other alcohol generally takes like shit and gets you drunk way too fast so that you can't enjoy it. With beer you can just drink a fuckton, and not be completey shitfaced afterwards.
>>340156760
What does 1 + 3 equal?
>inb4 """4"""
>>340155897
Because they still have a vagina and help stave off loneliness, duh
>>340156616
>I am not an alcoholic I only drink one beer a day
>>340156519
Literally only two of those games are worth talking about.
Bloodborne and P5.
>>340156760
>>inb4 taste
American who's only ever had American """""""beer""""""" detected.
>>340156839
Bear tastes like garbage and makes you fat.
I hate how people react to people who don't want to drink. Like people flip the FUCK out when I say I don't really want to drink alcohol. No it's not some moral thing I just don't personally like it. Fuck off.
Of course I am a gamer. But that's does not define my personality as a wjole. I'm also Japanese culture appreciator and pop-culture scholar. While others just enjoy tv and comics mindlessly, I try to undestand their messages, and believe - ideas are deep in some of finest titles, Like Nolan perfected Batman with his Dark Night, I want to perfect the definition of 'gamer' which have many faces. Enthusiast, atheist, active memeber of all local communities, I want to show you new pespectives. And you are welcome to follow.
>>340156403
confirmed underage, go have your big brother buy you some more raspberry coolers faggot
>>340157298
They think you're a sperg and are trying to care for you by making you normal.
It's one thing to not drink much, that's fine. To not drink at all is just weird.
>>340157298
Give an opinion get an opinion, fuck boy.
>>340157306
Try not using the word gamer. Use Video Game Player because that's LITERALLY what you are. There's a reason why its called player 1 and player 2.
>>340157396
>To not drink at all is just weird.
Why? Can you give me one logical reason to?
>>340157490
For the same reason you do anything. To fit in. To be a normal human being.
I don't call myself that, or think of myself as one. But, by definition I think I am.
>>340157583
>Everyone is doing it so you should too
Great mentality, next thing you're gonna tell me I should watch national news and take everything on there 100% as a fact.
>>340157394
>falling for the liquid jew
Yes, yes, you are not manly if you dont drink pisswater, no gorl will like you if you don't smoke a pack every day, hehehe
I don't need any of the drugs
>>340157702
No, I'm saying that you should drink for the same reason you shouldn't play with a 3DS in public or masturbate on a train.
>>340156000
goddamn son
>>340157702
Come on now, you're just sounding autistic.
>>340157009
>>340156519
>Persona 5
>good
Enjoy your movie
>>340157834
What the fuck is wrong with you. It's public decency to not wank it in public and if you're not an ugly son of a bitch no one will care if you play games in public.
This is what I mean by I don't get this fucking attitude when I say I don't like to drink. I honestly will once in awhile drink on my own, but I don't like to in public.
>>340155482
At this point i would even marry a trap.... i'm desprate
>>340157962
You do know gays are much more likely to cheat on you right? You are much better off with a woman
>>340155482
nah
it was always the most retarded fucking term
I just like to play vidya every now and then
I like to read books more but I don't identify as "reader" or whatever the fuck
I like to skateboard but I don't identify as skateboarder either
>>340157996
if i could marry a woman i would have done it already... that's my point
>>340158073
Then hold out, it's not like you should rush into that shit anyways.
>>340157996
renting out my little fuccboi to other men doesn't nearly come close to the heartbreak of finding out the hard way nine months later tyrone been long dicking your wife
>>340157298
I also don't drink. Drinking is a socially acceptable way to bond with others, while knitting is not.
When will this change??
>>340156760
>empty calories
So are you a fatfuck or 55 year old woman watching her weight? Either way fuck off
>>340155482
>Gamers are less likely to cry out of happiness
>Mfw crying tears of hype and joy over all the Robobot leaks
You know, the only thing I'd claim to be the drug I use is the junk food I eat and the pepsi I drink. Otherwise, I am not too fondly interested in alcohol, cigars or anything else. Just junk food and soda.
>>340157943
Are you afraid of people seeing you drunk?
>>340158210
>wanting to be fit
b-but you cant be fit an like video games
that's like being a woman and having an opinion....
>>340156650
What mead do you like, anon?
>>340156536
You can do a little bit on your own, I brewed beer with my dad and that helped me develop a respect
yup because ive playes starcraft and wc2 since i was 7 and ever since then ive been a total fucking loser shut in misanthrope who craves more stimulation and more complex games and my room is full of beer cans, plates, spit and piss jugs, cigarette butts all over my desk and im surprised my keyboard hasnt shit the bed yet. i dont shower, i unironically call myself blackfoot and if having sores on your ass and being unable to have a good stream of piss because you sit on your perineum all day then fuck yes I am a gamer
so long as vapid cunts who think guys with glasses are "gamers" i will be here.
>>340155701
>normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games.
You know absolutely nothing. Most normies play video games, and are usually the target audience for most games.
>>340158179
So is hanging out, so is eating food, so is watching a movie, so is playing video games; the list goes on and on man.
>>340158259
I don't know I've never been drunk, I just personally do not like to drink in public. Granted I don't really have anyone I could drink with anymore, but when I was in college I just opted out and had a great time at parties handling music and dancing.
>>340157583
Are you the biggest fucking idiot i've ever seen in my life?
I don't try to alter my LIFE DECISIONS so I can please others, and being popular has never been something that has pleased me.
Pls understand that your life is for you and not for others.
>>340156403
Drinking alcohol to get drunk is fucking stupid, but one bottle or two of beer does help in eradicating my phobias
Also, some beer is fucking delicious and some beer is fucking atrocious
>>340157218
>bear tastes like garbage
confirmed never had bear
>>340158237
Are you me?
>>340157583
>Telling a site that's full of outsiders and basement dwellers to "fit in".
>>340157298
>people flip the FUCK out
Normal people don't. Maybe some friendly trash talk or teasing but that's not 'flipping the fuck out'.
You're either young and hanging around typical party animals or you're acting like a dick when turning down a drink.
>>340157583
>mfw never did drugs never drink alcohol never smoked
>>340157298
I don't drink, most people don't bother me about it.
Mfw they ask me to drive
>>340158536
This, the only people i see actually get shit for it are straight edge faggots who say they dont mind then constantly shit on you for drinking or smoking
>>340155642
maybe DUI.
these 'gamers' trying to drive a car in hard mode
>>340158321
I've got an empty bottle of "Le manoir des abeilles." right here, which was pretty good.
I got a store that imports stuff, and since I once asked out of the blue if they had Mead, he just answered he'll try to get some.
Never been disappointed so far.
>>340158536
When ever I say it people go "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT WHY NOT??" nearly every damn time, then they keep bringing it up even after I have shown I can function perfectly in a party setting with out the use of alcohol. My friends would never shut the fuck up about someone who did/does something wrong. There was a girl who once thought that the sun went around the earth, and this is in college and for all 4 years of college people still brought this up to her on a weekly basis. It's fucking stupid.
Even after college this kind of stuff still happens
>>340157298
> Like people flip the FUCK out
literally never got that.
Stop hanging around shitty people.
>>340158608
So staying a virgin till 30 nets you wizard powers and not partying makes you faceless.How horrifying.
>>340158365
Have you been hagging out with people older than 20 lately?
Who actually have their life together?
>>340155482
Not any more as a masturbator. It's something I do, it's not some sort of ebin identity.
>>340158725
>Stop hanging around shitty people.
If only they existed in my life.
>>340157583
Actually pathetic
>>340155482
No, but other people have said i am a gamer before. And i didnt say anything to them, i just acepted it.
To any staff at the Isle of Capri Louisiana last week I apologize whole heartedly for making you break out the wheelchair and escorting me back to my room. I'm not a drunk I just have no self moderation.
What are some hobbies that hide the video game addictions well under wraps?
>>340158684
Nice, I'll see if I can get hold of some of that.
>>340157298
>Sorry I don't smoke
>>340158794
not even people into their 40+ have their life together here
>>340157940
>Playstation
>Good
Enjoy your autism
>>340159225
so we both agree Persona is shit
>>340158794
Yeah my buddy is 29 with two kids.
He plays LoL
>>340158635
>tfw I don't like drinking in public or at big parties/get-togethers
>get to be the only sober guy watching people say or do dumb shit
>tfw treated like a god when I return with food or cook something
>treated like some mystical healer when I bring someone hugging the toilet bottled water and a towel
>>340159313
I have a buddy who's 36 and has no kids.
He plays LoL.
>>340155482
I identify as an attack helicopter, shitlord
>>340156597
>Literally falling for marketing memes
>Can only use two words to describe the taste, one of which is the FUCKING TEMPERATURE
You know nothing of taste, stop trying to look refined.
>tfw allergic to american beer and don't want to pay for imports so I just drink whisky
>>340159505
i bet that nerd ices down his port before serving it too lmao
>>340155482
I identify as a faggot.
>>340157751
faggot.
You acquire a taste for beer. people who dont like beer are people who have no one to drink it with. which explains why most of you virgin billy-no-mate dweebs hate it hahahaha!!!!
>>340158115
Good looking traps are probably more in demand than women
>>340159458
this guy gets it
>>340159505
not him but what about a stout, or a pilsner, or an IPA, What about eisbok or a Sour
beer has tons of tastes nigger
>>340156000
That crash would have maimed you, causing her to never get with you/break up with you for being crippled. Or killed her and you, or just her, if you guys were together, giving you a reason for your alcoholism besides the excuse you use now.
Go hook up with her, see if you can switch our timeline to MGS V being a complete piece of shit and not just a piece of shit.
>>340159656
Only if they're under 25.
>>340157298
>Family has a history of addiction problems and lousy alcoholics.
>I take medication just to keep myself from relenting to my anxiety.
>I can't drink. Literally, I can not, my medication stops me from doing so.
>"Woooow, live a little anon!"
Maybe I need better friends.
>mfw reading this thread
What the fuck /v/? I've been here since 2014 and back then we were all together, fighting for what we believe in under the gamer banner. Now we are making fun of our own people?
Disgraceful. Neo-/v/ does exist.
>>340159701
I didn't say otherwise, I said that fucker knows nothing about taste if he describes it as "cool" like he's in a fucking Bud Light commercial.
>>340159967
There is no "our people" 95% of the people in the hobby are fucking scum.
>>340159967
this whole post is deliciously reddit
>>340158179
The same time being a male virgin isn't a social stigma.
>>340156403
Stop drinking shit american beer
>>340156403
I had a friend who also hated beer. Then he drank some good fucking beer and your underage fucking retard.
>>340157298
Why would you ever need to bring it up if not to make yourself seem like some kind of superior moral faggot?
>>340159967
My two-year mark will be here soon, frog-poster, but doesn't it seem a little cringe-inducing referring to yourself as a gamer?
>>340156760
Answer = taste
Now go buy some budlight or whatever you ameritards call "beer"
>>340155482
And how many times more likely are you a homosexual?
>>340159967
Gamergate happened and then we found out that 90% of our community is cancerous woman haters.
>>340160323
Is it cringe-worthy to refer to yourself as a War Veteran? Is it cringe-worthy to refer to yourself as someone who fights for what they believe in?
I don't think so.
I am a Gamer and proud.
>>340160451
>Is it cringe-worthy to refer to yourself as a War Veteran?
Yes.
The people who are all proud of it tend to be awful.
>>340157298
If you act like a cunt about it people will flip, I had one guy I know say nothing but IT KILLS MUH BRAINCELLS. Do yourself a favour and get some heavily diluted drink if you have to, you won't be bothered then.
>>340158719
Nice blogpost bro, don't you have some homework to complete child?
>>340160451
>Is it cringe-worthy to refer to yourself as a permanent welfare queen?
yes, army shitters are the worst
boohoo muh 2 tours, I got shot at once and shelled a few times let me enjoy my free ride the rest of my life
>>340155482
>marry a striper
very subtle
>>340160416
90% of the internet are woman and nigger haters. Go to any other site outside of social media bullshit and you'll find this is the case.
>>340160310
>>340160558
>go to a lot of parties with the same people
>each time i turn down alcohol politely
>after a bout half a year my friends ask me why I never drink
>just say I don't want to
>they flip out on me like i said it causes cancer or something
rinse repeat, I don't act like a faggot about it people legit ask me
>>340155642
In America it's illegal to drink beer if you're under 21
>>340160715
Who asked you in this thread?
Literally nobody here asked you if you don't drink and yet you felt the need to tell everyone.
We have proof you are lying.
>>340157490
It tastes nice.
>>340160808
All I asked was why do people flip out. I wasn't trying to make a point.
>>340160864
So does Ice Cream. I'd rather have calories with that than alcohol.
>>340156000
>when taking a shit saves you
>>340160956
I like both.
And much like ice cream, just because having 10 is bad for you, it doesn't mean one stops being really nice.
>>340160956
>All I asked was why do people flip out
And I am asking you why you felt the need to post
>I don't really want to drink alcohol
>I just don't personally like it
Who are you that your likes and dislikes are so fucking important?
I am telling you that is EXACTLY why everyone hates straight edge faggots. Because they can't help themselves. Even the ones who THINK they don't do it for some moral reason go "I I I ME ME ME"
YOU ARE FUCKING INSUFFERABLE
>>340160746
It's also illegal in many states to drink in public spaces.
>>340161125
Well like I said, irl I don't go around telling people that unless asked. But you wont believe me so there is no point in talking about it I guesss
>>340160956
If you're prerogative is to be a stick in the mud why even come out bro? Just stay at home with your videogames, you're harshing everyone else's vibe bro.
>>340161151
how do you guys even live?
>nice hot sunshine
>just have a little sip of my beer
>get hauled off to the penitentiary to be executed
>AMERICA
>>340155482
>Half of all gamers are female
>gamer girlz are marrying strippers left and right
what does it mean, /v/?
>>340160707
spotted the /pol/retard
there is more PC people than None-PC people on earth.
>>340160808
It's kind of related to OP's picture.
>>340161292
it is as obnoxious as "actually I am a girl"
>>340161225
I don't though, I already said I just politely decline and then I go to the music thing and act like a DJ and dance with people. People like me at parties
>>340155482
I've never kissed a picture or cried out of happiness so there's that.
I give summaries of people's actions to other people sometimes but only if both parties are on very good terms with each other and neither would mind me talking about the subject.
I've yet to marry a stripper and only drank 1 beer and that was on my 21st birthday though.
Alcoholics and smokers flip out from non-drunkers and non-smokers because deep down they realize they are horrible pieces of shit, but blame the other person to be judging THEM
Either that or they believe EVERYONE smokes and drinks, but take offense in them not wanting HIS drink or cigarette
>>340157940
What did you expect from a playstation exclusive?
>>340156403
Are you that faggot from /pol/ that once tried to convince everyone that beer was degenerate?
Oh man i laughed that time
>>340161284
>there is more PC people than None-PC people on earth.
>people actually believe this
most countries don't even understand why PC exists
>>340161284
Note how he said the internet and NOT earth as a whole
>>340157298
Just casually shrug it off. If you instead make your abstinence a key part of the convo of course people are going to be curious or pry. What the fuck else do you expect to happen?
>comes your turn to order drink or friend offers
>"ACTUALLY, I do not drink alcohol."
>cue questions or reactions
When
>"Oh no, man. I'm good. Thanks though."/"I'm not much of a drinker. Thanks though."
>nobody says much else and the world keeps turning
I just brush it off but act polite and hardly get shit. I've got a friend with the same gripe you have but he approaches the conversation all wrong, has a weird/shitty tone or just sadly interacts with the wrong people.
>>340157404
No thanks isn't an opinion.
>>340156000
>that crushing realisation that not taking that shit and getting into that car may have created a completely different set of circumstances preventing the crash from ever happening
>>340161326
it's almost "speaking as a vegan" tier
>>340156403
>beer tastes bad and is cheap
maybe if you drink cheap, bad tasting beer.
In some countries wine is cheaper, and it tastes just as bad.
>>340157940
Is calling a video game you don't like a movie the latest meme?
>>340161356
Or possibly, POSSIBLY, you only notice/remember the ones who are assholes
>>340161423
>>"Oh no, man. I'm good. Thanks though."/"I'm not much of a drinker. Thanks though."
>>nobody says much else and the world keeps turning
read >>340160715
>>340155482
DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS NOW
WE ARE GAMERS
WE HAVE MANY LIVES
DONT FUCK WITH US!!!!
>don't really enjoy drinking alcohol all that much
>only other drinks in the world are either water or juice
Why is the selection of what liquids to drink so low without alcohol
>>340161230
You can drink on your property, you just can't walk around town drinking a 40.
Only place I know where you can walk around freely with alcohol is Vegas
Also in America:
If you have a bottle that has been cracked open, in the back of your car, you're fucked. Regardless of if you've been drinking.
>>340161359
Alcohol is literally degeneraxy you hypocrite
Just like cheating on your wife, watching porn or beating your family
>>340161356
This, if someone has a problem they tend to get frustrated someone else doesn't share it. It means the problem is their fault.
>>340161521
>milk
>pop
>lemonade if you count that
>>340161484
>random chav asks for a flame
>Sorry I don't smoke
>calls me a fucking kike
Guess I was too intrusive
>>340161356
>drink alcohol and hang out with non drinkers
>dont smoke and hang out with smokers
>no one flips out
Oh pls just shut up retard
>>340161359
It's true, mentally inhibiting yourself for recreation is about as degenerate as it comes, provided that's the reason.
>>340161482
Only the freshest memes from the PS3 launch are allowed to be used today
>>340161537
>Le porn is bad memeI agree with the other too though.
>>340157859
>dont do drugs starter pack
>has drugs in it
>>340161407
86% of the people on earth hate you Mark.
>>340161713
I think the joke is the quotations
>>340156650
Yo skyrim's my fave game too xD
>>340155897
>Why would you want to fall in love with someone who would be a stripper?
Nothing wrong with being a stripper. It's not like she's a pornstar or a prostitute.
>>340161356
Nobody cares if you don't smoke, they probably hate you because you think they're horrible pieces of shit.
>>340161378
PC has come from guilt mostly
White guilt especially because we have brought so much suffering to others. for no reason.
>>340157859
>medical drugs are the same as illegal drugs
>cigarettes aren't drugs
>>340161537
Back to the anti-porn subreddit with you
>>340161830
>illegal drugs
Anon are you a sheep? do you hate freedom?
nothing is illegal.
>>340161824
>we
>implying
my grandaddy wasn't a plantation owner anon
>>340161713
Are you really that slow?
>>340161805
>It's not like she's a pornstar or a prostitute.
Nothing wrong with being a pornstar or a prostitute. It's not like she's a garbageman or janitor.
I personally don't drink because I legitimately think that it's really fucked up that most people can't socialise properly without relying on a drug to do it and how much society depends on it in general
Like, you can pretend alcohol is all dandy and doesn't harm anyone, but imagine if you banned alcohol tomorrow. Do you think people could cope? I don't.
I have no problem with weed and shit since most people who use it don't seem dependent on it and it isn't so engrained in our culture, but I legitimately think it's quite scary how much our society depends on it and even moreso because no one seems to think anything of it.
>>340159967
>I've been here since 2014 and
Oh my god.
>>340161824
Take your white guilt somewhere else you kike
>>340155482
>drinking beer
>tons of calories, easily creates beer bellies and makes burning fat harder
Yeah no thanks.
>>340161805
>Nothing wrong with being a stripper. It's not like she's a pornstar or a prostitute.
What sort of shit hole strip clubs do you go to m8?
>>340160451
Can't believe it took me your 2nd post to realize you're baiting, >>340159967 has so many markers.
>>340161659
Pretty funny how easily you can spot the underage, sheltered or shut-in fags that have very little experience with people and a distorted view of the world.
I don't smoke or drink but I've never suddenly been unable to hang out with people enjoying either nor have I had any get pissed at me for not wanting to partake.
>>340162065
Whiskey master race reporting in.
>>340155482
It's accurate for me.
>>340161964
Point being she doesn't fuck other people as a job, so why would you have an issue with it?
>>340162139
I personally hate hanging around drunk people when sober. Bars and stuff are fine provide no one gets REALLY drunk, but when people go out actively to get drunk you basically end up as as nanny and everything is boring as shit.
Drunk people aren't interesting unless you're drunk as well in my experience, just irritating.
>>340161915
>There are people that either want pure freedom and anarchy or the Government to regulate everything and reign us in like animals
I hate extremists, why is it so hard to have a Government that makes sure we don't do legitimately stupid shit while also not treating us like babies?
>>340156905
Dating a stripper is just asking to get cucked
>>340162228
>Whiskey
Either get actual Whisky or fuck off
>>340162402
Unless you're shit in bed.
But if you're shit in bed any woman can and most likely will cheat on or leave you.
>>340162262
Why would HER fucking other people affect ME at all? Are you that insecure in your relationships? It's 2016 gamerbois, time to grow up.
>>340161694
>implying it's not
Maybe you're addicted
>>340161447
>>340156000
They wouldn't have crashed because the fact that he was pooping his pants would have promted the driver to drive differently and/or making a stop therefore avoiding whatever situation got them into the crash. In fact, the precious seconds it would take to squeeze 3 people in the backseat and the different conversations they would've had would've made all the difference.
>>340162528
>Why would HER fucking other people affect ME at all?
Are you in one of those "open relationships" anon?
There is literally nothing wrong with coming home from a long day at work and opening a cold one
>>340155482
I identify as an attack helicopter.
>>340162607
holy shit man learn to detect sarcasm
>>340161230
Better than being hauled off in the "lorrie" for not allowing your daughters to be inseminated by Muhammed and his 3 friends Muhammed, muhammed, and muhammed.
>>340162672
>Tfw you identify as a T. rex
>>340161659
>Anyone who drinks is an alcoholic
Bruh...
>>340162718
Kek
>>340162718
Yeah, let jamal do it or even better, pedro
>>340156650
>mead
gb2 skyrim
>>340161805
>dating strippers
That shit is usually trouble by what I've seen. I'd say just sail and bail or fwb.
>>340162758
>Jurassic Heart
man its been awhile
>>340162718
It's 'lorry' m8
>>340156650
/Tg/?
>>340162718
>americans don't have immigrants
JEJ
>>340160416
>Gamergate happened and then we found out that 90% of our community is cancerous woman haters.
Actually we found out that when r9k 2.0 happened, which was about seven years ago you fucking newfag. #GG just solidified the link between total losers and their fear of gurls.
I haven't wanted to call myself a gamer since 2001, because it was about that time when I realized "gamers" stopped being people like me and started being people like dudebro college and highschool kids who have zero care or interest in how video games are made, how the industry has grown, the history and advancements in design and technology, or exploring the unique nuances of the medium of vidya. It was at that time I realized we'd gone mainstream. Tripple A blockbuster was all "gamers" wanted. They wanted slick grafix and all the paid reviews and blatant advertising they could get.
I don't want to be a gamer because "gamers" are fucking ignorant, regardless of popped collars or thick frame glasses or pink hair or flip-flopped genders.
>>340161423
>>nobody says much else and the world keeps turning
I said 'no I'm good not much of a drinker' and everyone gave me stares.
>>340162857
You know, people were already drinking mead a few years before 2011.
6000 or so.
>>340163270
hipster shits have been around forever
that is a fucking shit source
>>340157298
Biggest problem I have is I'd like to drink with everyone but it makes me feel sick after not even one drink.
Tried getting used to it but I never have - same feeling, except wine.
But try ordering wine when all the guys are having beer and they all look you like you're a faggot, don't really know what to do.
>>340155642
>not getting plastered and driving this bad boy out on the road.
Clearly you're not a gamer anon.
I don't get the stigma about the term "gamer".
I mean I don't go around identifying as one and being cringy like that one YouTube vid, but if the subject comes up and someone else says "oh you're a gamer/you game/whatever" I don't turn into buzzard tumblr and act out my disgust like a triggered faggot.
>>340163450
I just use Video Game Player and people think its fine
>>340160416
> 90% of our community is cancerous woman haters.
You don´t know how many people simply did not speak up on the matter, and you are a ridiculous idiot for claiming solid percentages.
The only thing certain is, that, on absolutely any matter possible, most people will observe in silence and never comment.
>>340155786
>when literally normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games
This is a top level victim complex. Normalfags love games. Who do you think buys PS4s? Even shit like Dark Souls is mainstream now.
>>340161805
Not worth the risk. For that line of work the lines of definition will be blurred and the kinds of women that end up doing those jobs will more often than not have serious issues.
>>340163347
>>340163450
what youtube vid?
>>340156403
>implying there isn't a J curve for wine
A little bit of wine is actually good for you.
>>340157298
>that one friend who doesn't want to drink
>he also doesn't have a driver's license
God damn you people are useless as fuck.
>>340163847
What if I have a Driver's licence but don't drink?
>>340163885
Then you drive and I drink
>>340161284
>China is PC
>Middle East is PC
>India is PC
That's like over a billion people right there who aren't PC
>>340163847
>friend just turned 21
>doesn't want to drink
>doesn't have a license
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MAN
>>340163885
Then you're the best if you give people rides.
I'm a Reader personally.
Though I would say I'm a bit of a Watcher, too.
There's even some times I identify as a Listener.
>>340163847
I don't have my licence because I have no one to take me practicing and driving school is expensive as FUCK
>>340162316
>why is it so hard to have a Government that makes sure we don't do legitimately stupid shit
Fuck you, it's my choice to do stupid shit, why would I want someone to decide for me what I can and can not do?
>>340159890
The excuse of not wanting to turn out like your family is a good one to give. I've had a lot of good influences on my life when I was a kid but if you took them all away I would've still known that my uncle was the perfect example of how bad decisions and addictive problems will ruin your life and make you a terrible brother/son/husband/father/uncle.
>>340164125
>Bookworm
>Moviebuff
I don't know what music fans are called though. I don't see what's wrong with calling yourself a gamer if you are a big fan of the medium and knowlegable about it's history and how it works.
>weirdpoll
What a shit source, let's make an actual poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10412776
>>340155482
No
Sure I play games, but having them as a dedicated hobby is stupid.
All the hours you put into them never amount to anything, unless you're charismatic enough to be a e-celeb or autistic enough to become a big league competitive player
I don't even play most of the games /v/ discusses
>>340160070
Anything to do with the word gamer is 100% cringe
>>340163885
That makes you the designated driver. It also means they'll owe you for babysitting them.
>>340164187
If you wanna kill people, go right ahead, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't be jailed for it.
>>340155482
does laughing at your life while crying count as crying out of happiness?
>>340156000
deep
>>340164518
Problem is I live in the middle of a city, so no driving pretty much.
I just don't like alcohol at all, a glass of wine at most for me.
>>340155482
I used to until I turned 18 last year. now I just call myself me
and to you BITCHES in this thread with no vices whatsoever just make sure not to get all gung-ho in my face about what I do with my body or I'll stick my cigarette in your mouth
>>340164720
oh shit we got a badass here
