GOTY? I think so.
>>340079652
I don't think
It's a fun game for what it is, but don't exagerate.
But i would Love a "shonen jump of videogames", where everyone could have a chance to pubblish a "pilot"
Not GOTY but it was a really fun surprise. Now without further adieu,
>HEAVENLY GREASY TIER OF THE GIT GUD
Dance
>GREAT TIER
RPG
Sports
>STILL OKAY TIER
Platformer
Puzzle (against mobs)
>DIDN'T MEAN TO GRAB THAT TIER
Arcade
Puzzle (against boss)
>SCRUB WHO CAN'T GIT GUD TIER, AKA SALAD INGREDIENT
Pea Shooter
I don't get the "without salad" part
>mfw
>>340080661
She hates salad
>>340079652
Let's be honest, would anyone care if it wasn't for the girl?
>>340080834
Well, it's a parody of anime so....
>>340080834
Maybe, but the girl being the most disgustingly kawaii uguu shit is part of the game's charm. This is the epitome of "that fake game you see in cartoons that's a gross parody" Her being retarded makes her even cuter in a dumb way, but really this game's oozing with enough charm just from all the vidya jokes and banter. The LOL US GAMERS shit is thick, but the dialogue hammers it so fucking much that it wraps around itself that you just hit a breaking point where it actually feels funny.
Something tells me we haven't seen all of the game yet. As if there were some secrets hidden in it.
I wouldn't be surprised given the nature of the game. Take for example the title screen voiceover in broken spanish.
>>340081398
Maybe 1ccing it could happen something...
I wasn't able to grab it
where to down it's load?
I want to fug Kebako.
![[Coalgirls]_Cardcaptor_Sakura_08_(960x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[694DF414].mkv_snapshot_06.59_[2016.05.01_21.55.27].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GJK6c0f.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Cardcaptor_Sakura_08_(960x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[694DF414].mkv_snapshot_06.59_[2016.05.01_21.55.27].jpg")
>Download the thing from the previous thread
>That bigass .exe
Am I going to get russian locked?
How the hell do you purchase this game legally?
Why is it such an obscure thing?
>>340081648
How could that be? It's not like you play the entire game in one sequence, you always choose a stage in the menu.
>>340081737
https://mega.nz/#!Q5YnGTyZ!wV8ysVhxni-1kh_XipUGJgcn_WC_Uv2cXnkEcAUWbMk
>>340081737
https://mega.nz/#!Q5YnGTyZ!wV8ysVhxni-1kh_XipUGJgcn_WC_Uv2cXnkEcAUWbMk
Uramiko did nothing wrong.
>>340081819
Finishing every stage without dying...
It's a classic with smup
>>340081879
>Tfw I will never actually get to download hot Dolphin porn
>>340081779
>She'd just forget about you after
>>340081879
love-a love-a you
>>340081810
Because Kebako will always be a joke character in the Wayforwardverse.
>>340082004
Perfect.
>>340081924
She associated herself with Kebako
>>340081779
>somehow convince her to start sex with you
>she gets distracted and leaves before finishing
>>340082067
>Wayforwardverse.
This is literally the stupidest thing I've read all year.
>>340081779
I want to give Kebako a bighealthy salad
>>340082321
>implying her attention span is worst than your stamina
>>340081807
It's fine anon. I downloaded and played it, its all working good.
>>340079652
What is this?
>>340082496
Cat Girl Without Salad
>>340082395
Fanart of Kebako being bound and tearfully force fed salad when?
>>340082339
I think playing through the game multiple times actually cost me a few IQ points. I'm sorry, anon.
way foward fans are fucking cancer
>>340082570
>Due to its limited production and exclusivity, the Cronut spawned a black market in New York City with scalpers buying them for $5 and reselling them for up to $100 each.
>>340082570
>"You have to eat all the salad"
>"Why are you doing this?"
>>340083004
Cronuts are SERIOUS BUSINESS
>>340083004
Holy shit, they must be amazing!
>>340081810
You can't it was a bonus for the monthly humble bundle thing, you literally cannot buy the game at this point in time.
Does she have cat paws? or is it just paw shaped boots and she has regular human feet inside them?In any case, I want to tickle them.
>I thought his name was angel cake jones
>>340083243
Why not both
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09nkFMMs5i0
EL GATO NIÑA NO TENGO LA ENSALADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Which translates literally to:
THE CAT KID I DON'T HAVE THE SALAD
>>340083612
It translates to "CAT GIRL NOT HAVE THE SALAD" for me
>>340082004
>get to rape her every day
>get to train her asshole without her knowing
>get to relive her accepting she's a slut because of her slutty asshole
>Cool Ball
>>340081924
Didn't brush twice a day
>>340079652
As I much like Way Forward this game is pure cringe for me, no I don't care if it's intended, specially since without that all it's left is a bland horizontal shooter where the upgrades are so distracting you'd rather just use the oea shooter.
I like the artstyle as usual since it's WF afterall, but that's it. I guess they know themselves since the game is quite obscure.
>>340080568
I have always thought everything has a reason to be. I always thought i could change my mind to reflect anothers opinions, that all opinions are valid in one mindset or another, but you are plain wrong
>yfw Aestheticus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPVIgshtOag
>tfw replaying the game with the dance gun only
>>340079652
i got this from humble monthly thing because i forgot to cancel my subscription.
is it worth to play ?
>>340083997
She's a Cat Grill. Those aren't yellow teeth, but GOLDEN teeth.
She's gangsta as fuck.
>>340082004
>>340081779
Who knows how many dicks she's taken over the centuries.
We know she's fine going topless in public, too
>>340084628
Do you manually have to cancel it? I don't understand this monthly shit.
>>340079652
OK, is this another "LEL WE PRETEND A GAME EXISTS TO TROLL NEWBS!" thread?
This was an April's Fools fake game IIRC.
I want to cram pastries in all of her holes
>>340083004
>it takes three days to make a cronut
fuck I want to eat one
NEEDS MORE PORN!!!
>>340084628
Yeah it's fun
>>340084786
It's real now.
>>340084765
apparently yes, i just bought it for mad max and forgot to cancel it.
kinda like psn+ or xbox live gold they give you some games for 12$
>>340083004
She must be fucking loaded to be able to eat as many cronuts as she does.
>>340084853
>more
>implying there's porn in the first place
Which soundtrack is the best?
I'm really liking Radical Galaxy, especially when it gets into the rough guitar parts, or whatever you call it.
>>340084879
Well she IS a bounty hunter
>>340084786
Anyone got that
>"April Fools!"
>"But sir, it's June."
>"Oh. Then I guess my game's really coming out!"
image?
>>340085006
Kawaii Galaxy is the absolute best. Really sums up the feeling of the game.
>>340084948
NEEDS PORN IN GENERAL!!!
>>340085236
Thanks.
What the fuck?
I bound all the keys to a PS3 controller with joy2key, including L and R on the shoulder buttons for the cycle gun, but for some reason L and R won't work even though joy2key says they do.
I just want to play the game with the DDR gun, is that so much to ask?
>RPG attack sounds like the default RPG Maker attack.
>>340085381
Just use the keyboard stupid
The game comes with a free font in the game files btw
>>340085015
>bounty hunter
>yfw Kebako and Kit join up for a mission
Two catgirls, both pink haired, both bounty hunters, and they're both pretty silly in the girl personalityI feel dirty like a crossover faggot
>>340084856
fuck i played just 2 minutes and this is brilliant
too bad i need to sleep now
thank you based anon
>>340085381
You made sure to turn the cycling mode option on, right?
>>340084856
>>340085115
>>340085236
Noice.3DS/Vita port?
http://virt.bandcamp.com/album/cat-girl-without-salad-amuse-bouche-extra-crispy-or-original-soundtrack
Reminder that the soundtrack is the usual Jake Kaufman levels of FUCKING GREAT, and you can download it FOR $0.00 DOLLARS.
>>340085006
That sick bass drop in Radical Galaxy when the space invaders appear is the fucking best. I love how the level music tracks are full 7-minute songs that evolves and changes to fit what's going on in the level. Virt really outdid himself on this one.
Another cool touch is that in the level intros Kebako always lowers her gun on the rhythm.
where is the sexual she's clearly meant for sexual
>>340086049
Kebako is only meant for food and money.
>>340085472
also some of the game files have info about a dating sim gun, but it's not actually in the game
but wherecan I even buy it
>>340085790
>Not showing your support to awesome people
I threw 5 bucks at him, he deserves it for all the amazing shit he's done here and in other games.
>>340085790
I never pay nothing for his albums. They're too fucking good.
I toss in at least 5.
>No doi
What does this mean?
>>340086147
WayForward went full retard, it was only available in a Humble Bundle that's now gone. Pirating is the only option now.
They're gonna add more levels in the coming months though, so maybe they'll release it regularly in a bundle later.
>Looks like someone threw it together in flash
>"Humble" store exclusive
Dropped
>>340086494
no duh
>>340086494
It's a more stupid sounding way to say 'duh' or 'obviously'.
>>340086494
no shit
>>340086494
It's a way of saying "no duh" but as obnoxiously as possible
>>340086494
She's still upset that Kaneko isn't the main SMT artist anymore.
>>340082570
This needs to happen.
So where's the download link? Dolphin porn is fine too
>>340087012
Read the thread, youmegadumbo.
>>340086498
Ahh wow that is full retard, ill toss some money at the soundtrack
>>340081914
Thanks for the dolphin porn...
>>340087012
Its real pal, the mega file isnt sweet dolphin actionreplay
Also, this game is my GOTY
>>340085790
Everything this guy shits out is gold.
>>340087419
The game quickly gains popularity and the gameplay is stellar. It is easily a strong GOTY contender at this point.
>>340087581
>>340087419
>This flash game
>GOTY
>PC exclusive
Gee, I wonder why.
>>340087426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhjh-rD8Bwc
Part of the reason I hope Wayforward get more licenses to work with is to see what Virt does with the soundtracks.
Friendly reminder that pirating this game is not only illegal, it's wrong. If no one buys unique titles like these, we'll never see developers take risks with unproven IPs.
What are the chances we're ever gonna be able to play as Uramiko in a later update? I wanna shoot Sonics at people.
>>340087815
Friendly reminder that you literally cannot purchase the game at this moment.
>>340087776
When will this game finally going to be released?
>>340087815
Show us where to buy it then, nerd.
>>340080834
its a GTA level parody. its a perfect generic brand-x 'quirky video game' by design. i think the joke is well executed.
![[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.06_[2016.06.01_14.37.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5RHNRl0.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Space Patrol Luluco - 08 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.06_[2016.06.01_14.37.23].jpg")
>>340087815
But you can't buy it.
>>340087815
Okay sure let me just shell out 12 dollars for a bunch of games i dont want just to get this one 1 hours game
>>340087815
>Midori
>>340087168
>complaining about a win/win situation
stay pleb
>>340088265
DO NOT DELETE THIS
>>340087815
I'll allow it
>>340087815
If I could buy it I would. But I can't.
>WayForward
Is this an actual good game or just a meme game?
Steam Version when!?
>>340088612
Good meme game.
>Borderlands-tier writing
>Somehow GOTY
Stop
>>340087815
i'd buy it if it weren't tied behind some humble bundle exclusive bullshit
HELP IT'S LIKE SHE WAS TAILOR MAID FOR MY SHIT FETISHES! Goddamn though.
Friendly reminder:
This is a small game funded by a videogame distribution platform to a video game developer and handed out for free to customers of said platforms with the goal of experimenting new things without taking risks.
That's why we have this game which despite of being original, funny and charming, it's still very simple, short and repetitive.
So they'll learn from the results and the feedback, polishing these aspects for the supposed 6 sequels, or if they see the potential, even make a full game.
ARTISTS, WHERE IS THE PORN?
>>340088975
made even.Oh god.
>>340088265
Source me Anon.
>>340089254
give me a full save and i'll see what i can do
>>340089437
Saucenao actually works on that image, anon. Try it out sometime.
>>340079652
It was a cute game, but GOTY? Only if the rest of the year you play nothing but the most egregious shit.
We need more pajama Kebako.
>>340081779
That's a top-tier subtle panty shot.
>>340085487
>tfw no one bought Blade Kitten or used GameRoom and Krome died
Quick, think up guns for other genres!
>it's ok when nintendo, wayforward, platinum ortriggerdo it
>>340090013
What's ok?
>>340089998
h-games
>>340087815
Alright, give me a link to a place where I can buy the game right now.
>>340089951
BK was pretty funReminder that pajamas was best skin
>>340090082
Literally everything
>>340087976
>>340087993
>>340088003
>>340088525
>>340088765
>B-but I'd buy it if I could!
>I'll buy it if I like it!
Classic pirate excuse. I've heard it a million times before.
>>340090094
well that's it, it doesn't get better than this
>>340090357
weak bait
>>340089998
>Prof. Layton weapon
>you have to divide the screen in 4 parts that have the same shape ad size (although they can be inverted) so that each part has the same number of enemies. Doing so will kill them.
why wont the game open for me?
>>340089782
Does Wayforward share my pajama fetish?
>>340090569
Welcome to the botnet.
>>340090346
Shit, cringeworthy character design and dialogue
>>340083756
Tengo is the self possessive of tener. For context, you say "Yo tengo" for "I have".
If you are referring to something someone else has, it becomes tiene.
>played yesterday for a few minutes, didn't really understand the game all that well but thought it was neat
>play again today
>the pac-man weapon can change direction
>the megaman weapon can jump and double jump
these two just went from worthless shit to great
DDR gun is still the best tho
>>340089437https://e621.net/post/index/1/ymbk
>>340080834
Would anyone care about overwatch if it didn't have girls?
>>340090482
>implying Layton didn't handcraft a gun in Unwound Future
>>340090716
The only reason I played the open beta at all is because one of the guys looked like he was right out of Jet Set Radio so yeah I think people would. Maybe not as many.
>>340083756
That's because you're using Google translate, rather than your brain
>>340090637
I like pajamas, but i don't like Shantae's pajamas...
>>340090857
yeah me neither, I would gladly take it off of her
>>340090698
>the pac-man weapon can change direction
>>340079652
> it's another /v/ loves a mediocre game because it has a waifu episode
>Literally Holds up spork the game
What the fuck is this shit. Do you people honestly think this is a good game
>>340089998
Racing gun: you drive around a little car a la Micro Machines.
>>340091000
>>340090698
How fucking retarded are you people
>>340091047
My brain says it's not, but for some reason, every time she opes her mouth and words come out, my dick becomes diamonds and says all it well.
>>340089998
"Free-to-play" gun
Shoot an enemy to kill it and it drops money, you need to collect the money before you can shoot again
>AESTHETHIC
>>340091316
Thats fucking pathetic. Makes sense why you like this garbage
>You will never be as rad a Radd McGater
>>340091316
Congrats on being an easily manipulated virgin
>>340090637
I do. Post more.
>>340091404
>mfw Aestheticus
This game is so dumb I love it. It's clear the devs had lots of fun putting in stupid random bullshit.
>>340091505
Hey man, sometimes the dick takes over. I'm 120% sure that you've never had a ridiculous hardening moment over stupid shit. Yep. Good ol' plain hetro anon posting. Keep thinking about that missionary position for long enough and I'm sure you'll make it through this debacle of a thread.
Eat me.
>>340091891
Not him, but I never got hard once looking at this game.
Are you sure you're not 14?
>>340091891
Everything you wrote is retarded
>>340091891
Grow up.
>>340091047
Cristina Vee does lolsorandumb well cause of how into it she gets, plus it is pretty funny.
>Borderlands
>Haha so random cringe shit
>Panned by /v/
>This shit
>Same thing
>Already loved
/v/ proving to be retarded again
>>340092364
haha
>>340092364
Try not being angry for a little while
>>340090705
Thanks Anon.
Who voiced the dude from the first stage? Sounds familiar.
>>340091794
>>340092364
Borderlands 2 did it on purpose
Catgirl ironic
>>340091891
literally underage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6th9p3T6lkU
>mfw 3:45
How the fuck does he keep doing it?
>>340092562
>dubshit
Is this actually the ost in this game. Fucking awful
>>340092489
Todd Haberkorn. He voiced every single male voice in the game.
>>340091115
Well one of them is a tripfag so that should give you an idea
Oh boy the hipster shitters have arrived, let us stop enjoying things for their sake.
>>340092749
Is Squiddie voiced by Cristina Vee too?
>mfw realizing the rhythm weapon is actually in beat with the music instead of just tossing random note strings
>mfw I have no face
The dialogue is a weird mix of cringe and making me chuckle like an idiot but god DAMN this game feels great
>>340092860
Just don't reply anon
>>340092562
Jake is the goddamn man, I don't know how he keeps doing.
>>340092364
That's because it's cool to hate on Gearbox
And there isn't a Cat girl without Overwatch yet
glad that this actually became a game finally
>>340092860
>Getting mad when people point out /v/'s retarded hypocrisy
Fuck off dude
It's a shit game
>>340080568
Whoever designed this piece of shit is an awful person.
>>340092994
I'd assume so, since there's only 2 VAs credited and it's unlikely to be the guy.
>>340090357
You've convinced me anon i'm going to buy it right now
>>340093132
It's powerful as fuck man you just gotta get it to jump on their heads.
>>340092364
Because /v/ fucking loves WayForward despite them making nothing but newgrounds-tier platformers with cute vector art.
>Tripfags
>lmaorandumb humor
>lmao references
>wubshit music
>>340093132
Probably the most OP weapon if you can use it right.
>no store page anywhere on google search
>no store link in youtube trailer
>it's not in the Humble Monthly, Hurtworld is
>too pussy to download thread links, because dolphin porn
I'm guessing it's not actually out yet, since nobody's posting screenshots...or am I just dumb?
>One hit point left.
>Cat capsule enemies respawn during a boss phase change.
>They all drop salad.
>>340093263
ok you don't like it
now what
>>340093167
So that would Kebako, Squiddie and Uramiko. She's basically talking to herself most of the game.
>>340093301
>implying dolphin porn would be a bad thing
>>340093261
This.
Put a cute girl in a mediocre game and all the teenage weebs on this board will call it GOTY
>>340092746
You don't actually know what dubshit is, right?
>>340093132
I'm just glad the gun doesn't get cancelled mid level since it's Mega Man based.
>trying to use the DDR weapon during a massive wave of enemies
>>340093489
That gun works better than MN9, I would play a new Megaman based from that characterIt’s actually "Mario" as "Megaman"
>>340093405
I'd imagine that'd be why she's credited as the Voice Director: because the majority of the VA roles are basically her talking to herself.
>all these cucked neofags who hate fun
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1227713
>>340092749
>Firo in Baccano
that explains it, I guess.
>>340093638
Actually, it kinda looks like 'Alex Kidd as Mario as Megaman'
>>340093301
It was in last month's Humble Monthly. It's gone now.
>beat the boss
>pause and go take a shit
>come back
>the game softlocks and i have to go beat the entire stage again
>>340093045
>That's because it's cool to hate on Gearbox
I dunno man I wouldn't hate them so much if it weren't for all the embezzlement and IP theft.
>I consider myself a mature gamer with a refined sense of humor and as such I only enjoy games with a mature humor, if you like anything else you shouldn't even talk to me (but I should talk to you just to point out how bad your taste is)
>Chefinoff
>>340093759
Great, I just now blew $10 on a subscription.
So...is Hurtworld any good, or is it just Rust/ARK/Miasmata 2.0?
>>340093806
>Getting this defensive
You're worse than the people posting they don't like it
Shut the fuck up
>Trying to pay attention to the DDR inputs and bullet hell at the same time.
i can't
>>340093907
This faggot is Sephiroth, right
>>340094004
Hurtworld seems (only plays a few minutes but then got tired due to irl stuff), but seems like a budget Fallout game
>>340094074
He reminded me of Castlevania.
>>340094074
Obviously. They even parody One Winged Angel during the battle.
>>340094120
>fucking up that sentence
holy shit, I'm still tired
>>340094059
I just pay attention to the DDR stuff and move pretty much randomly, somehow I dodge more bullets this way than when I actually try to.
>>340093648
Summarize their comments.
>>340094074
The long silver hair and ominous choir music didn't tip you off?
>>340093648
>"Wayforward only knows one voice actress"
>>340087815
More like
>If no one uses unique subscription-based bullshit like these, we'll never see vendors take risks with new ways to jew people
>>340094306
It's not in the same vein as The Last of Us thereforit's shit. 0/10.
>>340093648
and fuck you for sending me back to that hellhole. I had finally quit going there for good this year, but now back I'm reeling from the rampant, incestuous stupidity and group-think.Playing this game should get that taste out of my mouth.
>>340093648
not cinematic enough
when will videogames finally grow up?
>>340094638
>/v/ eats up ironic garbage because it was made by a small time dev
oh fuck of--
>and has a waifu in it
... meh, I've liked games for worse reasons.
>>340094774
WayForward its all waifus, don't fall for it stupid
>>340093749
No one remembers alex kidd besides BRs anon
>>340095052
>don't fall for it stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE8To7kvH8s
>>340095057
Burgerland in Steers n Queers state. I played the shit outta Alex Kidd when I had the Sega Channel... was still terrible at it.
>>340095317I mean the bait of that dude
Someone post fucking gameplay of this goddamn shit.
>>340095475
little late for that
>>340093648
>everyone's mentioning frog factions 2
>google jewstarter because i have no idea what they're on about
What the hell am I watching?
>Pause and minimize game to do other stuff
>Keyboard still controls game
>Game unpauses
Why
>>340091891
I could feel the frustration and desperation in that post. keep it up anon.
>>340095638
It's a bullet hell with unique weapons and powers.
What kind of game IS Cat Girl Without Salad? I've seen it mentioned, but no one has said what type of game it is.
>>340095723
Frog Factions was a silly game that went viral. For Frog Fractions 2, they did a kickstarter stating that they would release it at some point without telling where or when. They also won't say what it's called.
>console-exclusive developer
>making a PC game
>>340095969
The original april fools joke was a game that's every genre at once.
The real thing is a shmup where different weapons are based on different game genres
>>340095969
Scrolling shooter with gimmicky weapons that resemble other game genres
