>Mercy 37
>Widowmaker 33
>Pharah 32
>Mei 31
>Symmetra / Zarya 28
Do you think Blizzard is trying to tell us something with how old these Overwatch ladies are? Will they introduce a 50+ year old next who actually looks old (not a cyborg) ?
>>340077846
i'd probably sex all of them.
>>340077846
Women in their mid 30 are in their prime.
>>340077846
Just means Blizzard isn't a Japanese developer.
Teenagers aren't experienced/skilled enough to be world saving heroes.
Why is Mercy so perfect bros?
>>340078675
>>340077846
play any game from Japan bar maybe Nintendo shit if you want a game littered with 16 year olds
Women under the age of 25 are completely useless for anything other than fucking
>>340078607
I bet you're also one of those people who think 50 is the new 30.
i would inseminate all
>>340078675
>>340078769
You'd ever play as Mercy in a match and then start fantasizing yourself as her being captured by the enemy team, then brutally gangbanged and mindbroken?
>>340077846
>>lore involves the reforming of the overwatch crew after years of being disbanded.
>>being shocked at how old everyone is
i don't get it
Mei was frozen in time, so technically she might be younger
>>340077846
Mercy may be 37 but appears younger due to nanomachines or some shit. Basically what makes Reaper the edgelord he is makes Mercy look young.
>>340078910
you're the reason all these fags try to ERP whenever anyone says they like support.
>>340078930
Yeah the lore states that these women are all old and busted, used goods from the past.
>>340078910
No.But I do find myself loving the click of her heels.
If I could find a 37 year old woman who looked like Mercy, I'd be tempted to marry her
>>340078904
Nope, I don't.
Just prefer women in their early or mid 30s.
Dunno, just don't get along very well with most younger girls.
>>340078607
If they had taken care of themselves. If they spent their 20s smoking and drinking nonstop, by their 30s they look like they're 50.
>>340078769
>tfw no qt aryan gf to heal you and cheer you up
why even get up in the morning?
>>340079251
True for anyone. People just have to take care of their bodies.
Mercy being 37 isn't so far fetched. Just means she takes care of herself and has superior genes, making her prime breeding material.
>>340077846
>Will they introduce a 50+ year old next
We can only hope.
>>340079251
Well, I thought this to be a given in my point.
>>340077846
>Health nut Milf
>Aryan Kay Parker that would thump her thighs hard as fuck.
>>340079446
I cant remember the last time I played as an old lady in any video game.
>>340079612
When was the last time a game had an old man as a playable character?
Only example I can think of is Old Snake in MGS4.
>>340079446
OLD LADY POWER!
>>340079612
Why would anyone want to, there's nothing notable about older women.
>>340079803
At least that is an example.
Reinhardt is also pretty old, he's what, 60? You usually find some old guy in his late 40's or 50's in most games with a big cast like MOBA or something.
But an actual old lady ninja or some shit? Pretty much never.
>>340079973
I dunno. The Boss was great.
Post more cute Mercy.
It happens, Julia Louis-Dreyfus looked better in her 40s than she did in her late 20s/early 30s
>>340080162
That's true, so I guess it is possible to create interesting older female characters.
>>340079446
Apparently Pharah's mom is going to be introduced. I don't know if she's going to be playable but she used to be a part of Overwatch.
>>340080226
Gross.
>>340078892
This guy gets it.
>>340080418
She's going to be a cyborg, guaranteed. With a "young" skin as unlock.
If Blizzard actually introduces a wrinkled old lady, I will spend $50 on Overwatch lootboxes;
>Mei is "31" only because that's counting the years she spent frozen in cryosleep.
>Mercy probably stays young forever due to the healing staff thing.It probably regrows her hymen so she's forever pure.
>>340077846
i want mercy to keep her delicious tights on while we fuck
>>340080054
Soldier 76 also looks pretty old. His hair is actually white when his Jack Morrison skin has him blond.
>>340077846
Considering overwatch was created 30 years ago in the lore, and disbanded 5 years ago, how many of the playable heroes actually were part of overwatch when it was still around? Also it's likely that if they introduce pharahs mother as a playable hero she might be +50 or something.
>>340078910
No you fucking faggot. Stop ruining our game with your autism.
>>340080515
Does Reinhardt have a young skin? It'd be cool to see a Pepper Mom scolding Pharah's inexpierience.
>>340080226
>gorgeous
>billionaire
>funny
Perfect woman in every way
>>340080423
Reddit might be more your speed
>>340080704
>our
What's with teenagers these days always invoking the masses? Can't you just speak for yourself?
>>340080672
Cute!
>>340081002
>implying I'm the teenager compared to you who has to constantly masturbate to bizarre sex fantasies every ten seconds and announce it to the entire world because of your adolescent need for attention
Stop shitting up OUR game, you fag
>>340081002
Strength in numbers. The weak-minded must band together to achieve any sort of influence.
>>340078631
Well, except D.va.
What's with Pixiv and having tons of high quality Overwatch art?Most of it is Mei.
question: is mercys ult map-wide? if not, whats the range on it?
>>340080601
Senran Kagura has the main character's grandma as a playable characterShe can turn young with Boob Ninja magic, though
>>340081250
>D.Va
>19
Huh. Guess it should be expected of the Korean girl.
>>340080562
>it's the hymen that keeps you pure
>not refraining from having sex
>it's that hol(e)y membrane
Uhhhh sure okay anon.
>>340077846
>Mercy 37
>Widowmaker 33
>Pharah 32
>Mei 31
>Symmetra / Zarya 28
>overwatch was disbanded 30 years ago
>>340081360
You have an indicator on your screen. It says the number of downed teammates right in the center of your screen while you're moving in range.
It's definitely not map wide. It cant even reach across the opposite platform on that 2nd point on Nepal.
>>340077846
What about an old fortuneteller Baba-like character
>>340081483
Overwatch was disbanded 5 years ago
>>340077846
none of them have kids either. so thats fine with me
>>340077846
>Mei
>31
haha what? i seriously thought she was a teenager, or in her early 20s at most.
>>340080973
Are you sure you didn't come from reddit, older women are disgusting.
So what exactly is the story in Overwatc? If there is any.
>>340081483
Overwatched was Established 30 years ago
Disbanded 5 years ago
So technically, everyone on the list could have been there near the end right before the disband
The only person who could have been a founding member is Reinhardt
As well as Mercy if you subscribe to the idea that she's a medical witch
>>340078892
Women over 25 aren't useful for anything at all.
>>340081418
Korean girls are usually 19?
>>340081543
thank you.
also another question:
what does the number near the ulty filling up circle for the teleporter woman mean? It's not how many turrets she has up because thats on the left side saying x/6.
not sure what that number is...
>>340079029
She's also a doctor, so it comes to reason that she would look after her health.
im assuming this has already been made but w/e
>>340081780
She was cryo frozen for some number of years. I think she physically is actually in her early 20s.
>>340082105
What about the one that keeps buying you tendies?
Mercy uses nanomachines to make herself young
Mei was cryogenically frozen for years
Widowmaker is has some medical fuckery going on
Zarya and Pharah are for fitfags so who cares?
Nobody likes Symmetra
>>340082426
>not getting /fit/ for your flyfu
I didgeridoo
>>340081979
The past:
30ish years ago, Omnic factories revolted and started producing combat omnics (such as Bastion) to wipe out humanity, so Overwatch was formed to combat it along with traditional military.
After the war was barely won, Overwatch essentially became a global super power on its own and people got asspained, calling for it to end. Then an internal conflict happened, allegedly between the main OW branch led by Morrison(76) and the covert ops branch led by Reyes (Reaper). With the organization in pieces, it quickly dissovled since people were calling for it anyway.
The present:
Omnic Rights is a big movement, but people still distrust them since the war ended so recently. Then the Omnic factory in Russia activated again and started going to war with Russia, but it was still contained regionally During this unrest, Widowmaker killed Omnic Jesus on Talon's orders, essentially lighting the sparks to the 2nd Omnic War.
>>340080418
Pharah's mom is dead you dip
>>340082571
>implying she doesn't want a pudgy coach potato to snuggle up with after a hard day of flying around
>>340082720
Yeah and so is John Morrison
>>340082730
That sounds awful and you should feel bad for suggesting it
>>340078892
>>340080461
spoken like true virgins trying to act alpha online
>>340077846
The next character to be added is Pharah's mom who is in fact around 55.
>>340082858
she's only fit because her job demands it. if she cared about it personally she'd just become a body builder like zarya. she's around testosterone fueled steroid junkies all day, she doesn't want that at home.
>>340082880
All men think this way because sub-25 women are subhuman; women over 25 are also mostly subhuman but they acquire a few intelligent looking behaviorisms by this point.
>>340082985
That doesnt mean she wants someone out of shape you silly goose.
>>340082571
when is it ever shown in official art that pharah is fit? It's only fanart that has her fit
>>340082426
Symmetra is muh waifu, rich as fuck + good booty= win. Fuck tracer, that hoe has no money, no responsibility + you can never orgasm her. She would just backtrack in time.
>>340079612
Pyromancer (aka the battle granny) in Vermintide.
>>340082985
You can be fit and not a meme spewing roid rager your sperg.
>>340083087
She's a soldier, she's fit by default. She also spends all day in a fucking flying suit firing a rocket launcher. That's like triple fit.
Wasn't Mercy part of the original line-up of Overwatch? Wouldn't she have been like 7 in that case?
>>340077846
>it's finally the age of mature girls
What a time to be alive!
>>340083087
There's a pretty good chance she's a quadruple amputee.
I'm not completely sure on it myself but her mecha suit only has mechanical joints and blizz have been cagey about it whenever anyone asks.
>>340080226
No, she looked better in her 20s and 30s
>>340082716
Never trust niggers and mudslimes.
>>340078607
no theyre not you basement dwelling faggot , female decline starts at 28 their prime is obviously before that , but of course you wouldnt know this since youve never fucked or had a conversation with a girl
Why is this constantly a thread? Are that many of you that surprised that 37 isn't decrepit? Jennifer Lopez is damn near 50 and she still looks fine.
>>340083273
lol no where did you get that bullshit? u have amputee fetish or whut?
>>340079879
fuck whoever drew this ugly drawing. You made mercy go from a beautiful motherly figure to a whore
![ming-na-red-14apr15-05[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pOYZg0A.jpg "ming-na-red-14apr15-05[1].jpg")
>>340079446
This.
>>340083273
Didn't the devs/the official twitter say that shes not an amputee?
>>340082426
Mercy isn't made out of Nanomachienes. She's a pure human
>>340082021
The founding members were Reinhardt, torbjorn, 76, Reaper, Amari (Pharahs mum) and Liao.
>>340083263
She's not original original. She's second wave. Third wave being Tracer/Genji/Winston I believe.
>>340082716
retarded story
>>340082372
Sick burn.
>>340083336
Get a load of this projector.
>>340083597
Amari is their family name. Her given name is Ana.
>>340079126
>hear her heals
>get boner
>>340083597
Who the fuck is Liao?
>>340083336
THIS is the fucking face of neo-/v/. Just fucking look at this obnoxious normie faggot, faggoting up the place.
Why don't you get the fuck out? And kill yourself on the way out too.
>>340083023
>humans are subhuman
ur b8 a shit
>>340083784
Gas the fucking norms.
>>340083751
Nobody knows much more than the fact that he was in Overwatch. People like to say he has something to do with Hanzo and Genji but I don't think that's really based on anything.
>>340079240
Probably because they're so ducking annoying
>>340083597
>Liao
???
>>340083879
Women are, not men. Try and pretend like you can at least read whore.
>>340081385
Since I havent unlocked her in the game yet can she actually get her clothes ripped off in old mode?
>nobody posting "Ever-Growing fetus" mercy theory
>>340083892
>People like to say he has something to do with Hanzo and Genji
Well that's pretty fucking dumb considering they're Japanese and Liao sounds more Chinese than anything.
>>340083748
>that click when she flies up behind you
>>340083413
Ever heard of thin veils?
>>340084037
Yeah just more speculation people pull out of their asses
>>340084009
Dude
What does Mercy smell like?
So I get that there's a bunch of lore behind all the characters and yadda yadda, but why the fuck am I fighting? Why is Reaper teaming up with Tracer and killing Soldier 76 and Widowmaker on the other team? Is there any lore specific reasons for this or did Blizzard just say fuck it on that part?
>>340084157
>posting a character that does not exist anymore
begone, fool
>blow your load onto Mercy's ass after 10 seconds
>HEROES NEVER DIE
>balls are fully loaded again
Feels good.
>No nurse or witch outfits for Mercy
>No China dress for Mei
>No D.Va in cut-off jean shorts
>No blonde Zarya
>No Zenyatta in an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt
>No casual attire for Hanzo
>No big sweater saying "World's #1 Dad" for 76
Its almost like Blizzard hates money.
>>340084264
Y E S
E
S
>>340079251
>If they spent their 20s smoking and drinking nonstop, by their 30s they look like they're 50.
This can be said for most of the 'hot' girls I went to HS with. Good god at 28 they look like dogshit now.
>>340084290
Lavender with a hint of sweat
>>340079410
She's a doctor in future medicine that can heal any wounds in seconds and even revive the dead. Obviously it should be able to rejuvenate the body, or at least keep it young.
Dad 76 y/n?
>>340084319
>reminding me
Fuck you, dickhead.
>>340084264
There needs to be more short hair Pharah
Long hair Pharah makes no sense since she was in the military
>>340084581
but anon
funny meme-spouting ghost king is far superior than him!
>>340084595
A female in the military like her makes no sense anyways.
>>340079126
I'm German and okay the game on English.
But I really like that Mercy says things in German from time to time.
>>340084291
Everyone turned to mercenary work after Overwatch was B&
>>340084718
>Implying her body isn't mechanical so muscle mass doesn't matter.
>>340084718
She's a big Musliam woman anon.
Muslim woman can be good warriors when they're not chained to the bed post.
>>340077846
>how old
I'm 29 and how it this old.
>>340084862
Yeah so why the fuck would anyone point out long hair.
Making you accept your place in this world as betabux.
>>340084291
Every map has it's own little story for why you're fighting.
>>340084887
>Muslim
she's not muzzie dude
>>340084905
go to bed gramps
>>340084887
Islam doesn't appear to exist any more in Overwatch universe. She's wearing Egyptian shit and her hair isn't covered.
Please post more Dad 76, it's my favorite thing.
>>340085020
>gramps
I'm literally you in what, 10 years? Surprisingly not a lot changed
>>340079240
>Dunno, just don't get along very well with most younger girls.
Younger girls are shit. Prime? Maybe, but goddamn they are dumb as shit, oblivious to the world around them, vapid and only care of what is currently in front of their faces which, in most cases, is a phone. Older women are much easier to converse with, knowledgeable of the world about them and give off a maternal, motherly disposition.
>>340084887
She's Coptic Christian you Poo in Lootra.
>>340083268
Damn that's a good one
>>340084905
>29
holy fuck grandpa
>>>/o/ is that way
>>340077846
>mei
>31
get the fuck out
>>340085204
>>340085020
is this the proof that /v/ is underage or something?
>>340084973
No dude. She's totally Muslim
In the military. In a combat leadership position. With an Eye of Horus tattoo on her face.
>>340085109
I know Egyptian people that are muslim
>>340085109
It does, people still have muslim names and shit in Egypt
>>340078930
>being shocked at how old everyone is
it is because they do not look old
mei is in her 30s
>>340085306
>Eye of Horus
>Muslim
symmetra's concept art face is so much better
what went wrong?
I want tocuddleZarya
>>340085387
They shat where they ate.
>>340085387
They made her more realistic looking.
>>340085387
They actually made her look Indian in game
>>340085387
concept art is a regular white girl concept, then colored, while Symmetra in-game as true poop in the loo traits
>>340085519
Delicious hips.
>>340077846
They are all mercenaries that fight on the field. They dont have the luxury to drink or be lazy. They must be fit as fuck, with helps to maintain a healty body.
Most of then also have access to super high grade tech, so any form of regenerative tech might help.then not to age. Hell, if we take the game as canon, they have the tech to clone/Revive people.
Soldier and torj are old people, and do look old, but It isnt impossible to be fit at old age, specially with super Soldier bulshit.
Reaper is LITERALLY deadpool without the Funny.
Tracer has time aids and we dont know how long she spent phased out of time and space before Winston fixing her. We dont even know if she ages
>>340085587
oh yes everything is fine beside the nose.
>>340077846
>will they introduce a 50+ woman ?
probably not you will see those incoming first
>>340085368
>Sarcasm
>your head
>>340085710
They have said they won't add any more heroes for balance reasons.
>>340085435
>Zarya will never hug you like big, fuzzy Siberian bear
why live
>>340082190
any1 know?
>>340085753
>Was wrong
>Just a prank bro
>28
>old
o-okay
>>340085812
'
You're wrong
>>340085812
they said they were already working on two new heroes with one almost ready for launch a little before release
>>340077846
>implying 30-year-old women would just go into battle like this
>>340085871
You're just pretending to be retarded now right? It wasn't even disguised sarcasm.
>>340085871
>post points out that shes a WOMAN in the MILITARY in a LEADERSHIP POSITION with an EYE OF HORUS
>lul u really think she's a muzzie dude
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>340084936
I refuse! Non serviam!
>>340077846
>37
BUCKETS OF CUM
>>340085857
It hurts
>>340086082
God there are two mental midgets in here.
Can't be helped with the general-like tier of threads for OW.
>>340079612
Wickerbottom in Don't strve
>>340083336
source?
>>340084157
I just need to know for a friend haha
when are they going to put in 1000 year old loli vampire?
did they ever reveal heights for the characters?
>>340084887
>doesn't praise god after every kill
>muslim
pls
>>340080226
Not at all, she aged very well but if you think she's better now, it's just because she had that crazy fucking 80s/90s hair.
Or you like old women
>>340084373
ow yiss
How do you feel about the idea of two female Overwatch characters being intimately in love?
I don't mean hot dykes fuck yea, I mean genuinely in love and being happy.
>>340083087
Nowhere
People just like drawing her as long hair tattooed Korra
>>340083336
You mean 18.
>>340084373
tf is a china dress
>>340086168
So you weren't just pretending
>>340083582
ofc, he is just a fetishist, ignore him
>>340085330
>>340085334
Yes, most of them are Muslim today, but using ancient Egyptian religious imagery is strictly forbidden under Islam, and so is showing your hair as a women.
>>340085865
>>340085865
charges left in the teleporter
>>340086379
never ever lolicon take your shit fetish to /a/ and stay there
>>340086632
the modern egyptians who have the oldest ancestry tend to be the coptic christians. the muslims are almost all relatively new invaders
>>340086507
They're not real anon
>>340086782
And the large majority.
![miko-san-costume[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BUtivcZ.jpg "miko-san-costume[1].jpg")
>>340086379
this isn't japan.
But maybe we'll get a Miko priestess archer/healer
>>340086541
he means a cheongsam but he is uncultured swine.
>>340084531
of course yes
>>340086149
Is far left supposed to be WidowMaker? Why would she need glasses?
>>340086541
Can we all agree that Hanamura is shit?
>>340086863
Well Pharah's image isn't of a hooded woman who pumps out babies like crazy, so I don't think she's meant to be representative of the majority
76xMERCY IS PURE
PURE!
PURE!!!!PharahxMercy is actually really nice I'll admit.
>>340086986
Indeed, because there is no more Islam in Overwatch Egypt.
>>340086459
>you like old women
I want an older woman to take care of me. Like smother me in a hug and hum softly while stroking my hair.Because my mom gave me up for adoption and I spent most of my youth in an orphanage
>>340080226
Time to see an eye doctor my friend.
What would Ana think about Mercy possibly scissoring with her daughter?
Did Ana and her know each other?
>>340084887
>Pharah is the resident horndog dyke
Good, I like it a lot more than Zarya. And we need more sweet chocolate on chocolate action.
Even in the extremely unlikely event that Pharah actually was a Muslim, she would be a fucking terrible one.
If we're being completely fair though her real name is actually Muslim. Fareeha.
She still probably isn't Muslim though.
>>340087119
>Overwatch is the timeline where Trump won
Neat
>>340086907
>>340086953
mite b cool
>>340082571
>post art that makes her look like a generic brown girl
>instead of the cutest video game character that ever existed
You don't deserve to call her your flyfu
>>340087119
I think its an alternate earth that never really got into monotheistic religions in the first place. which is why its so much more advanced than our earth
>>340087151
Ana and Mercy definitely knew each other. They were in Overwatch at the same time. I don't remember right now if they have any interaction lines about it in-game though.
When will Blizzard add a loli?
>>340077846
>no comment about reinheart the old fart
>>340087165
>Fareeha
That's not Pharah. I could say that means Farah with the same credibility. Non-Mudslime.
>30s is old
Jesus fucking christ, literally surrounded by teenagers.
>>340087345
30 is old gramps
>>340077846
isn't Mercy essentially immortal meaning she has the body of a hot milf permanently?
>muslim woman
>wearing a facial tattoo
>of pagan symbolism
yeah okay. sure.
>>340087390
its not
>>340087265
>>340087320
Pharah is a codename. Her actual name is Fareeha.
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/heroes/pharah/
>Real Name: Fareeha Amari
>>340087265
Nigger you posted an image of her head bolted onto Hitomi from DOA's body. Get out of my face.
>>340085885
Only if you're female, men are fine.
>>340083892
Wouldn't it make more sense he had something to do with mei out of everyone else?
>>340087502
>men are fine
t. a faggot
>>340087497
her head is what matters
>playing genji
>reflect pharah's ult back at her
Get fucked, brownie.
>>340087497
>Amari
That's not a Mudslime name, it's like Buddhist, South-East Asian.
>>340087427
maybe in the future there's another Egypt revolution and they return to their old gods
why do are older women make my dicke hrd?
>>340087005
genji x mercy is bestthose are fine too
>>340087591
You aren't female and over the hill are you?
>>340087142
A bit overboard there with the nanomachines, Mercy.
>>340079612
Pyromancer, as another Anon said, and she's great. I wish Blizzard had the balls to actually make Mercy look mature instead of "muh anti-aging magic".
>>340087592
And now with cat ears. Absolutely disgusting.
>>340087612
I don't know anything about the Amari name. I also don't believe that Pharah herself is Muslim for a second. Just pointing out details.
>>340087625
Instead of becoming a secular state.
>>340087005
It's the only canon pairing, my friend.
>>340087276
>Pagan societies were SO ADVANCED GUYS
lmaoing at your life
And anyone named Adam or Mary are obviously devout christians
Also its not uncommon for christians to give their children muslim names while living in a muslim dominated country, as they're less likely to get targeted by hate crimes that way
>>340087750
No one wants her to look like an old haggard bitch.
>All this Pharahposting
More glorious best girl
