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What is the worst game you ever played?

No fandom shit, no jokes, I mean the absolute worst game you have ever played?

Pic related
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>>340071249
Superman 64.
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>>340071249
my sims DS
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sarges heroes for the n64

i just remember shitty controls and I never played it beyond 10 mins considering I had hexen doom, c&c etc
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Ride to Hell
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The game of love
I always play it and always lost
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>>340071249
There was a Godzilla game for the GBA, it was the American Zilla and it was just a side-scroller where you fought the military with shitty swiping attacks and the worst little balls of fire that couldn't hit a damn thing ever. And then every once in a while you fought a monster.

I think it was based on the cartoon but it was fucking atrocious.
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or most FPS on PS1. shout outs to 007 world is not enough. 007 racing is also awful.
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>>340071787
aw, honey. youve barely played any games.
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No Luca No
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>>340071249
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The developer of this literally said "graphics over gameplay". In 1994.
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>>340071249
That one for me too
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>>340071249
Only because I had it preordered for 5 years and was severely let down

Fuck gearbox, I'm glad stillborn failed like it did
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>>340072589
Oh fuck me, that game. I thought it was so cool. How wrong I was. Stupid little me.
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>>340072589
Christ wtf is that, did they put an in-game model for cover art or something? This looks absolutely awful.
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>>340072603
>people reading GameInformer in 2013.
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>>340072817
>Directly quoting a previous post that is directly above their own post just to summarize the post.
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>>340072970
>shitposting
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CIV 5
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This piece of shit I was convince by the GameStop employee that it was a must have I bought it for 60$ I hated it more than two worlds which I preordered and got the preopder bonuses for with my friends because we thought it'd be a fun multiplayer oblivion
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>>340072501
Fuck you nigger take that back right now
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Probably some of the shitty knockoffs that were on a pirate gameboy cartridge I got from China as a kid.

As far as actual games that I played for any length of time go, there was one winnie the pooh game for GBA that my mother bought for me in a classic clueless parent instance. Not only had I outgrown that demographic some years ago but it was also literally just walking around. I tried to like it but it was really shit.

I don't remember the name so have this image instead.
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I still own this disaster.
Few games have ever made me feel as absurdly ill as Bubsy 3D.
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>>340073075
Thank god the pattern was broken, this could have gone like that whole mad max reaction pic and that other guy.
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>>340073239
The game is absolute shit anon
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>>340072751
what? That issue came out in March of 2008
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You have not played many games if Naughty Bear is the worst you've ever played.

It's a solid 5/10.
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Probably Master Chief Collection before the patches. It just didn't fucking work.
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Farming Simulator 2
I don't know what I even expected when I tried the demo. I tried to actually figure out what I was supposed to do for about 5 minutes then just got in a tractor and drove for 2 more minutes and deleted it

Or a hunting game called Field & Stream (pic related).
Started in a menu that let me choose which rifle to use and what equipment I wanted to bring, but the only thing that could be changed was the rifle. Second Rifle had to be unlocked despite it only beinga one-mission demo.Wandered through some shitty looking grass that went from green to yellow instantly for no reason for 20 minutes looking for something to shoot. I thought I saw a deer in the distance and took a shot, turned out to be a poorly rendered tree that only actually looked like a tree once I got close enough. After an hour or going through this mess and my friend cracking up at how bad of a time I was having, I found an actual deer and killed it. The mission ended immediately, telling me I lost because that deer was apparently female and I can't shoot them.
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Probably ghostbusters for NES. I rented it as a kid and the copy didn't have an instruction manual. When I played it, i thought the cart was broken and returned it a day later. Years later, when YouTube came about, I looked it up and discovered it wasn't broken, it was just a fucking awful game.
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>>340073592
>GHRSTBUSTRS
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>>340073269

I'm pretty sure it was piglet's big game after a bit of googling.

Probably the issue here was that it's a game for very young children. Maybe it would be dope if you were five years old/had brain damage.
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>>340073204

Haha oh shit, he conned you good. I played the JP demo (funny since they never released an English demo, at least on ps3). It sacked major shit.
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>>340074137
Never bought a game from that GameStop again because of that asshole
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>>340074330
why there is cum oozing out of his mask?
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Two Worlds.

I don't even know how that game got released.
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>>340074459
He wears a skin tight suit and the mask is the point of least resistance.
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I'm starting to realize I've played a lot of shit games. Largely in the form of pirated shovelware and buying shitty licensed games as a gullible child, but also some of the "free" games on Xbox live games with gold are really bad.

Pic related. The reviews are mediocre but really the game is just phenomenally boring. It's not even offensively bad which would make it mildly interesting, it's just really bland and unexciting.
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MadWorld
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>>340071249
Eh the game is a good time waster.

Just pirate it though, at the very least the hilariously brutal ways you can murder teddy bears is atleast worth a pirate.
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>>340071715
fat faggot
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Not trying to start shit, I just absolutely fucking hated it
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i don't think i've played too many bad games
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>>340071249
That one Prince of Persia game where you can't die
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>>340074698
Fuck you that games fun its the equalivent of a good B movie of video games like the original evil dead
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Lunar: Dragon Song, which I received as a gift. I had heard great things about Lunar but had never gotten a chance to play one, but that game was awful.
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Fuck this game.
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Titus was a shitty games factory back in the 90's, can't think of a single vidya they released that was good.
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>>340074852
>that fucking optimization
I mean, just from seeing the trailers running at 20 fps I knew it was going to run like fucking shit.
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>>340071249
Why was naughty bear shit?
I remember the game being hyped as fuck and then it was an ok game, still had some fun with it.
But I dont remember much from it
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>>340071249
Absolute worse was some Wild Thornberries GBA game.

Worse AAA game I've played is Lord of the Rings: War in the North.
>designed for playing with friends
>me and two friends buy it
>game has an inbuilt microphone feature which you can't turn off or mute
>ear rape echo every time we speak; also seems to pick up everything around us like a door creaking
>sound quality of the inbuilt microphone is awful by constantly stuttering, so we can't use it as an alternative to Teamspeak

Completely killed the game for me.
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>>340074698
It's been too many years since I played it for me to remember why I liked it, but you can't say it's the worst game you played if only because the soundtrack is great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gre-o_tsumk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XszNobEsP24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyV0GLebbK0
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>>340074874
Oh you fuck right off Night of 100 Frights was GOAT
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Witcher 3. Oh god the combat I vomited.
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>>340073135
>>340075563
OP specified no fandom shit.
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>>340075243
fucking audio issue made it unplayable for our group of friends. even with fixes it was not tolerable. for shame really game itself was alright
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>>340074904
I would have liked it a lot more without the shitty wagglan controls
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You guys are all retarded. The worst game is right here.
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>It's a half the enemies are just straight up damage sponges that aren't even fun to fight episode
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>>340076228
Emulate it then and map the waggles to a controller Two best friends play did that if you can't handle a little waggling
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Hitman Absolution with its telepathic horseshit AI and scripting causing insane bugs

FUCK that game
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>>340071249
If that's the worst game you've ever played you have it pretty good.

Pic related is mine. Single worst rental of my entire life.
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I had no fucking clue why I had this game.
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>>340072603
I remember having that issu-
>>340073527
>2008
>8 years ago
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You haven't experienced a shit game until you tried this. There is nothing redeemable about Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure.
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>>340071646
This for me aswell, holy shit was that game garbage.
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>>340071646
>>340077074
This.
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>>340076846
Are they fucking kidding? Waldo doesn't work with that resolution. That was a retarded idea.
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>>340077378
Thankfully my mom rented it for me, didn't buy it.
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>>340071646

I think I remember that. Weren't you in a desert, and there were aliens? I got it because Bustin' Out and Urbz were pretty good but I didn't get very far in the DS one at all.
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>>340073204
It was so painful to play, but I liked it anyway. I even liked this piece of shit.
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>>340075291
Oh god, don't remind me of that piece of shit
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>>340076721
you haven't played many bad games have you?
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>>340077970
Fuck you it's good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kkcF6zRiA
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>>340077763
You've got a problem anon
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>>340071646
This. I liked Mysims for Wii but boy was I fucking wrong with this.
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Mario 64
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>>340073204
I hope you're only hating on TW1 because 2 was really fun with its hilariously broken magic system and Witcher 3 style combat
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>>340078347
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>>340077763
gonna platinum this shit
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>>340078220
Not him but low budget janky games are often very fun. Plenty of people shit on it but Bullet Witch is a great game and hugely fun to play on the harder difficulties
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>>340075145
Prehistorik 2
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>>340071249
Limbo of the Lost.
Literally the worst game ever made.
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>>340072130
Not him but Ride to hell really is dogshit

At least bad games are just bad, Ride to hell is awkward to behold and glitch-ridden, it's a valid pick
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Any zelda game for sure utter trash
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TMNT out of the shadows.
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Sneak King
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>>340075159
So I'm not the only one who had trouble with it?
I though it was because I just had a toaster for a computer.
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Does this count?

Has any warriors fan on /v/ played this trash?
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kill me
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>>340079184
What the fuck is that? I've only played the Warriors beat-em-up on PS2
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Goldeneye
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Junglebook for the SNES

It was balls hard and not enjoyable at all.
I only remember reaching King Louie once. ONCE.
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>>340071249
I've played way to many games. Most of the incredibly bad were on the PS1. Pic related.
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>>340077053

AVGN covered this if that is any consolidation.
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>>340075145
Lamborghini for Snes is a good game, in my opinion i think it is better than top gear 2 and lotus.
It's a new lecture on racing games of that era, a map, bets, and no linear gameplay.

Ah, the N64 version is shit.
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Probably Sonic 06.
>Romance shit
>Constant load times
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All Points Bulletin

I bought it on release day because all my friends who played the beta went on about how cool it is, I liked Crackdown, great character creation system, and I thought the custom playlist in the car that everyone could hear was pretty fucking neato.

I was a fucking con. It advertised 100 player servers but really it was a matchmaking lobby for 4vs4 games. You couldn't even kill enemy players unless you were "deployed" to them.

Not to mention they shut the servers two months after release date because it sucked so hard.
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>>340078629
If they were sold as that in the first place like say EDF I'm all for it but when they try to pass them selves off as a 60$ AAA game first not so much but yes bullet witch was fun when I picked it up on a whim for 10$
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>>340079292
Then you would hate it

I was fooled into thinking it was a stand alone 'Armies of the night' mini-game

But it was just shit

The visuals alone are vomit inducing.
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There is so much I cant pick one.

This because I download rom fullsets and sometime tries random stuff.
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>>340076846
>can literally beat the game in 10 minutes
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This, also the story went full fucking retard with you dying and coming back to life as clones and the bad guy teleporting and cloning himself all over the place. The last portion was fucking awful because of that fucking element
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I know there's at least two people on /v/ who liked this, but it was an atrocious piece of shit.
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what made it so bad and made it stand out from games considered shit by everyone is that I read the great reviews, it was a triple A game, and was pretty hyped for a game that might actually be an immersive "physcological action thriller"

it was boring and fucking trash
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>>340079225
But game was actually fun, kill yourself faggot.
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>>340077674

Nah, that's normal Sims. My Sims is the little chibi version of the Sims.
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>>340079741
A dev bought the rights to the game and tried to keep it alive- it's still going. I was exactly the same, anon. It was a fucking broken mess, gun balance was obscene. It showed promise but from what I read about the problems developing it, it never stood a chance.
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splatoon
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>get a good game
>force a 3d model because 3d is the future of gaming
>force you to play with two shitty characters
>because the diversity of gameplay is the future of gaming
>the professor Fluke Hawkins have the most truncated gameplay ever full of puzzles in a game called murder death kill
>the max, the dog levels are shitty
>kurt levels are easy as fuck
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Bubsy 3D.

Jesus fuck, why. I actually chose it out as a kid, and I remember all the other games I could have picked up.
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>>340080139
>immersive "physcological action thriller"
>boring
It's the same thing dumbass.
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>>340071249
THPS5
I bought it for $60 on launch day, biggest waste of money ever man.
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Mass Effect 3.
Actually made me quit gaming for 2 years.
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I wish I could forget this rancid pile of shit but I'll never forget.
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>>340080101
Oh man, let me agree with you. I remember I was fascinated by the art style of that game and reviews from old magazines seemd pretty positive. I also used to love Final Fantasy, so my younger me said "why not?".
Man. How disappointed I was.
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>>340080639
I truly consider Bubsy 3D to be the worst video game ever made.

it's utter shit and everyone else knows it
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>>340080139
Fite me that game is great
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Flower Sun and Rain

Having to tap at every fucking screen to find puzzles was dumb. Having to look through an entire hotel book to solve puzzles would have been cool if I had a physical copy of it instead of having to go page by page on the DS
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It was slow, clunky, awkward and super generic.
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>>340076721
>rented an RPG

well that about sums up all we need to know about this anon
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>>340071898
Damn I used to play the shit out of that game. I'm probably blinded by nostalgia, i'm too scared to play it again
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Witcher 1. Literally aids combat.
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>>340071249
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>>340080139

While certainly not nearly as good as it could have been, Alan Wake is still a solid 7 on a bad day.
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>>340075145
Virtual Kasparov
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>>340071715
I remember playing the shit out of the versus mode growing up. Maybe I just had bad taste as a kid
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>a video game parodying video games, this could be interesting
>terrible graphics
>terrible gameplay
>terrible jokes

I still completed it. It still annoys me to this day that I got every achievement bar one. You had to kill three particular enemies with one grenade launcher shot. The only problem being the particular enemies are at the end of the last level in the boss arena which means you have to carry a grenade launcher and never use it to even have a chance of getting the achievement. Even then the enemies rarely grouped up. Did I mention that you can only carry two weapons?
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Earthworm Jim 3D

The only rental I remember being utterly disappointed with.
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If you considerer, not just the quality, in terms of dev, but the experience of the player, playing it at the time of release:

I'd have to say image related.

Had the most negative time playing it, as a child, of any game.

I so desperately wanted to like it, (as awesome fantasy/horror, monsters, cool dude with armour and whip on box), and kept trying to play it, over and over.

But fuck, I had no idea how the hell to progress or how the game worked.
No clarity, no in game help, none of my friends know, the internet didn't exist yet.
-Rendering it utterly unplayable and one of the most frustrating and disappointing gaming experiences of my life.
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>>340071249
Complete ass start to finish.
Music was okay.
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>>340077053
>only for gamecube

Why?
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>>340081049
>>340080101

I played this game and it's complete bullshit. Apparently only the Japanese got a guide to actually teach you how to play. Tbh when you learn to play, it's ok. Nothing more though imo
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easily the most repetitive game i've played. in the first 30 seconds of gameplay, you've experience everything this game has to offer.
you do the same attacks and fight the same copypasted enemies over and over and over and over. i'm getting angry just thinking about how mind-numbingly repetitive this game is.
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Right here. And I don't even hate anime/moeshit.

I was promised a satirical RPG about the game industry, I got a generic story, boring fights with no worthwhile decision-making, and the worst music I've ever heard in a video game.

Genuinely surprised this piece of shit actually gained a following and spawned literally more sequels than CoD.
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>>340075019
Sword of te Stars is ok
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>>340085010
>in six years there've been 12 games, including spin-offs and remakes

Jesus, how fast do they crank these out?
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>>340071249
long unskipable over the top cut scenes every chance they could slip them in ruining the actually acceptable gameplay.
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You guys here are posting games that at least a child could enjoy because they have no reference point. This one is legit the worst.

>15 songs that are shitty covers
>broken as fuck gameplay straight from Wii Music
>complete a song 100% by spamming controls

Seriously this is the worst. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlr7JanK7o
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>>340076846
>thought it was that ancient Where's Waldo screamer
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>>340079741
It's free-to-play now and has been for like 5 years now. they JUST released it on xbox one (like yesterday).
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Just an awfull game. I don't understand how people can praise it
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>>340085010
I was the guy who pirated this game before release date and spoiled it in every thread I could find.

And yeah, the game and all of the others are shit.
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i played a few hours of bubsy 3D

it's earned the rep
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>>340071249
Either bullet witch or where's Waldo nes
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>>340085958
>Those tits on the cover to fool gullible /v/irgins
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>>340085458
STOP STOP STOP
my poor Banquet, this is actually injustice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>340085010

>About the game industry
>12 games in 6 years

You got what you expected.
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>>340086208
>few hours of bubsy 3d
why would you do this to yourself
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>>340073559
Calm down there Hanz, we get it. You're German.
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>>340072589
seconding this

fuck that was bad
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>>340085958
HI ahm rief
HI, ahm rief
shit game!
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>>340086560
Not that anon but I actually owned it growing up. I sincerely tried to give out a chance.

I also owned Rascal on PS1 and MK Anthologies in N64
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Bloodborne
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>>340071249
Do shit Atari and NES games count? t kind of feels like cheating. Dragon's Lair on the NES is probably the most unplayable shit I've ever touched.
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>>340080101
Triggered
oh fuck all those haunting memories coming back
i agree with this!
SHIT GAME
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Star Trek Elite Force II, if only because the first was so bloody good, and this was just a letdown in comparison
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If there's anyone else on this planet that played this...Im sorry.
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>>340076721
low quality bait
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I dont usually play bad games because I know what im buying before I buy it. The worst game by far that Ive ever played is Mercenaries 2, it may not be the worst game ever, but I hate that game and what it represents. The first game is better in every single fucking way maybe even graphics because the second one runs like shit on ALL platforms. There is nothing that I can think of that was an improvement over the previous one and as a consequence the IP of my favorite sandbox game ever is doomed. Mercenaries 1 is probably much better than all saints rows and gta combined, its sequel is the worst game ive personally ever played.

Also A Machine for Pigs, boooy did they fuck up that game
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>>340089789
Also, the ending mission got bugged for me and I couldnt finish the game
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>>340071804
no one else was playing eh?
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Modern Warfare 2
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Brink
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>>340080594
OH FUCK ME
all those years and i was thinking the game was called Max Doctor Kurt
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>>340080139
I beat this game yesterday and it wasn't terrible. Poor gameplay for the most part but everything else was alright
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Probably this shovelware game my grandma got me once

Nightmare Before Christmas 2, I think.

I couldn't figure out how to do anything, it seemed like it expected me to have played the first game, and was boring in general
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>>340071249
Superman 64, Monster Madness: Battle for Suburbia, some DS Sims game, some PC game where you hunted rednecks, some cheap point-and-click about mummies

and Quest 64
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>>340083878
this
or Brink
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>>340074874
>Don Knotts
>Tim Curry
>Tim Conway
>Frank Welker

now, I'm not about to defend its shit gameplay, but it's really not that bad a game, especially for assembling a Scooby-Doo VA cast
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It was on sale and I thought it would be at least good enough to play through, but it really, REALLY wasn't.
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>>340077053
wew took that back to blockbuster real quick but I did get to meet E.T. and watch something about Waterworld ???
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7 Days to Die isn't the worst, but it's pretty bad. I bought it to play with friends. It just reeks of "I'll never, ever be finished" syndrome like most early access games. My friend said it's a good thing they take so long with the patches, because they're spending a lot of time working to make the game great. My ass and a half.
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>>340079416
>tfw playing this one summer
>get into groove, actually start beating it
>thunderstorm rolls in
>thunderstorm reaches apex during Shere Khan final boss fight
>beat it before the power goes out

it was one of the most intense vidya moments I've had

and I've rightfully never played that game again
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>>340074874
Take that back mother fucker
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>>340080139
if someone could've taken the good parts of this game and the good parts of Deadly Premonition, they'd have made a fantastic game

pretty much 85% Deadly Premonition though
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>>340083293
>not knowing how to hit deborah cliff with your head to make a hole

git gud scrub
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>>340086442
So it's just a cash cow ironically!
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>>340091771
It stands for different things depending on what's convenient and if it's the ratings board that's asking.
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>>340071898
I remember a Godzilla GBA game, but that was a King of the Monsters clone. Are you sure it isn't the GBC game you're talking about?
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>>340071249
There's a few
Rage, Deus ex, stalker, FEAR
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>>340079490
Holy fuck is that the Crow?

Which is worse? The game or the 3 movies released after the first?
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>>340073392
>was literally for free with a purchase of a small fries or greater

Stop complaining.

Also Sneak King was not that bad considering they handed 3 games out for nothing.
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>>340079741
i was so hype for this
>mmo gta
>what could go wrong
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>>340076904
Random places like clothing stores had it at the counter for like $15. I had it, it was boring as shit but ultimately inoffensive.
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>>340093926
>was literally for free with a purchase of a small fries or greater

lol I bought it at gamestop
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ez
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I've been playing games for like 17 or 18 years now. First game was Ocarina of Time for N64.

I love shooters. CS:GO and Halo 3 are probably the games I have the most hours in. I even love RPG shooters like Fallout 3.

But holy titfucking christ, this game is the most overrated piece of garbage I have ever played. It's a "you always win" simulator, with totally un-losable fights, so you don't feel good about beating the enemy, you feel good about the "loot". I don't give a fuck about virtual loot, I like GAMES. I like to PLAY GAMES. THIS IS NOT A GAME. IT IS A TREASURE HUNTING SIMULATOR.
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>>340092192
The Fred Meyers by me has had the bargain bin filled with these for years.
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>>340078662

Mein nigger.
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>>340094603
FFS forgot picture.
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>>340081948
No /v/ memes, OP said
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>>340089316
That's a pretty bad photoshop dude. How could someone license this?
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>>340094759
You know what's worse? Trying to play this game on a Vita.

Imagine playing on a leviathan ultra-high end gaming PC your entire life, and having it smashed to pieces and replaced with a Wii.

That's what's it's like.
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>>340092632
I pirated it and I still feel that it made me lose something.
I literally paid nothing for it, and I still felt betrayed. What an awful, clunky, slow piece of shit.
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>>340079741
I was so disappointed by this game. The gameplay pretty much amounted to “go here and press f” while your enemies camped THR objective
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>>340085010
>Genuinely surprised this piece of shit actually gained a following and spawned literally more sequels than CoD.
Because CH/IF remove everything that made the game bad and made something better
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It does not get worse. If you've gone your life without playing this, you're a fortunate one.
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>>340094394

mate i'll fucking fight you
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>>340073204

Objectively speaking this is up there for shittiest games for being both unfun and outright broken.
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>>340095492
Pretty much this. Also while CoD gets a new mainline game every year, HDN has only 4 mainline games directly made by CH while every other game is a spinoff developed by another company.
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>>340071249
These stupid fucking Funkey things
I was probably way older than the target audience but the figures looked sweet
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>>340074852
I bought Hatred the day it came out so I could form a solid opinion of it separate from all the hype and bullshit.

I liked how the destruction physics looked in the trailer too, so i figured i'd get something fun.

But honestly, fuck Hatred. It was so boring and repetitive and just stupid. A good comparison is the original Hotline Miami, both try to be hyperviolent shooters. But while HM's gameplay has "flow", Hatred was just a slog through boring bullshit, and the graphics made it hard to tell what the fuck things were sometimes.

Hopefully they learn and make a sequel that's more fun but considering the stupid amount of praise it got from people some groups in the gaming community i doubt it.
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>>340082149
That sounds familiar, is that from that story about the game with the invisible demon or girl that deletes itself when you lose?
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>>340080517
Asuka is that you posting on /v/?
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>>340076402
Only damage sponge enemies were the spider ones that is if yoi were a retard and didnt now you could flip them and kill em in three hits
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This was the first game I bought on steam, almost quit gaming
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>>340096185
Weren't those music players/speakers?
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Borderlands or Gears of War
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>>340096605
I didn't play that but the civil war game on 360 and it was fun imo.
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>>340074698
Pleb
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>>340096695
Anyone who says Borderlands is a shitposting fuckhead, yes the humor can be cringey but the gameplay is fun especially with friends.
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>>340096657
No, it had a little game with figures you put on a USB device, like a spiritual predecessor to Skylanders. My sister had one.
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>>340096657
I know what you're referring to, but no.
They're more like disney infinity/skylanders esque toys but with a completely awful and content-less game attached. You literally just walked around
https://youtu.be/K2DHhBjHiEo
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>>340094075
>Only buying your games at Kohl's

patrician tier
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>>340075019
absolute garbage attempt at making a roguelike
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>>340092632
Solid game
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>>340072703
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>>340097353
First game I got for gba and loved it, I haven't played it in years so nostalgia has blinded me.
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>>340072603
Gearbox is a fucking cancer in the gaming industry. Can't wait for it to go under.
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>>340097646
what is it with america and 3D models on the box art?
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>>340076349
>not Thi4f
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Fallout 4
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>>340097880
Ikr man I use alternate boxart whenever possible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EczvE_cbxMg

SO

FUCKING

BOOOOOOORING
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so far, DmC
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>>34009803
You don't play many games if that hits #1 on your list.
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>>340098030
I hate the mgs2 is bad meme.
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If you like this game, even ironically or out of nostalgia, you need to kill yourself.
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>>340081486
Delet this
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>>340084885
I enjoying that but probably only because it was a fond memory with my father rip
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>>340097072
Oh crap, I know what he was talking about too. What were those things called? They were even a McDonald's promotion once. I had one
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Time & Eternity

I have also played other bad games
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>>340071249
I never got to buying Naughty Bear. What made it so bad? It looked decent desu.
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>>340098934
>#FE
implying you've played it.
all the reviews on it say the battle system is great
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>>340085030
Sure, 1 is pretty great. 2? Its master of Orion 3 tier bad.
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>>340098934
Both MGS4 and V are worse than 2.

Also for Mega Man I would put X7. This list needs Jak and Daxter: The Lost Frontier and Suikoden IV too.
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>>340099153
>all the reviews on it say the battle system is great

and? That doesn't make up for everything else. Right down to being a failed crossover
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>>340071249
I'd have to posit Fracture or Brink.
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>>340093501
Huh, guess you're right, it was the GBC one. I don't remember the Color being capable of having games that look so,

Well good is clearly the wrong word, so I'll settle for "not shit"

I maintain what I said about it being shit though
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>>340071249
Crysis 2. It may have great graphics, but it ain't fun to play.
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>>340098580
i remember playing this as a kid and it was one of the first games to make me actually think maybe games can be bad. it was like a coming of age thing, made me look back at all the shit games i played before and just considered too hard without realizing were complete garbage
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>>340073204
>I hated it more than two worlds

Fuck you I loved two worlds

I mean, aside from the shitty voice acting and ending.

The map felt so massive, there was so much to explore.
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This game deserved every single criticism it got on release.

>used alpha engine they "finished" themselves
>bugged graphics everywhere
>glitched quests th halted progression
>locked to medium low graphics due to engine limitations at launch
>massive lore rape to multiple characters
>the worst PR team to ever represent a dev
>mods ding dong bannuing people reporting legitimate bugs
>hiding the unsub page until after the first month passed
>banning people for directly linking the unsub page
>after it went f2p the ability to run and have more than one toolbar was behind the paywall

A disaster in every single category.
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Days of Thunder for NES

That pit stop minigame is the slowest shit ever. By the time you get everything done, you've been lapped like 10 times.
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>>340098934
>Ruby
>Mgs2

Emerald is superior obviously and pw is the worst.

Mgs2 is just muh snake and muh rose every mgs has annoying bits so whatever.
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Dark Souls 1, no memeing.
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>>340077007
Pretty sure it says 5 years f.a.m.
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>>340099602
MGS2 has way more annoying bits (doesn't help that the whiner known as Raiden is your main character) and it tries to be all deep and shit with Arsenal Gear
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>>340099309
Mgs4 is just movie but what gameplay it has is good, mgsv is lack of cutscenes and cut content but other than that it's fine.
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>>340077674
Sims 2
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