Does this describe your taste in hero choice?
Keep in mind that all male Virgos are autistic and all male Cancers are manlet losers.
>>340035092
>Cancer
>Mei
FUCK YOU
>sagittarius
I hate playing hanzo and I only play genji to counter bastion spammers when we've almost reached the end of the payload
>>340035473
Cancer I and are considered people that are very fucking emotionally protective of what they value. It fits me you god damn bitch. Now the scorpio ones suck desu.
>>340035092
>Cancer
barely ever play Mei
Only sometimes play Mercy
this image is shit
>>340035092
>Taurus
FUCK YOUI also play Lucio or Widowmaker whenever I can, strategically speaking
>>340035473
>>340035642
>>340035705
>admitting to be cancer
>Taurus
>Reinhardt is my most-played
Cool.
Astrology is bullshit though.
>Leo
But my most played is Reinhardt and Mercy.
>>340035092
>Cancer
>Mei
Exactly
> the most anti capricorn characters as capricorn
>Capricorn
>Roadhog
Fucking strike
>>340035642
*cancerian
*it fits mei
I am both tired and phone posting.
>>340036440
Nah I'm scorpio.
>>340035092
>virgo
well I do play zarya but never the pajeet
>>340035092
>Taurus
>reinhardt
What the fuck, why is Astrology, although completely bullshit, sometimes right ?
Last time I was reading some shit Twitter account about Taurus and 90% of the shit said there fit me perfectly
>>340035092
>manlet losers
>6'4
??????
ooo, I get to be edgy.
>>340035092
>tfw taurus and reianhardtfag
>>340036985
Astrology is one of those things where they say something so general that it can literally apply to anyone.
I'm a Taurus as well and the only thing I agree on is that I'm stubborn.
>Be pisces
>Love the fuck out of playing Reinhardt
I am not like the others...
But out of all the support, I like Lucio
>>340035473
>Implying me isn't literal cancer
>>340035092
>Gemini
I play Reinhardt and Reinhardt only. This shit's whack yo.
>>340037091
The Twitter thing was saying shit like "likes to be independant", "feels close to earth", "likes to sleep for extended periods of time and eat like a fucking pig", shit that applied to me completely.My girlfriend is pisces and nothing was applying to her, however
>>340035092
>mei belongs in Cancer
>am Scorpio, somehow not having my main D Va
>whatisthis.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FIPIuw5KXY
This shit was pretty cool. Do it, /v/
>>340037270
>pictured a bunch of flowers
>don't want any kids
>Finals are next week and I'm shitting myself
>don't give a shit about an imaginary storm
WRONG
>>340037270
>pictured a little metal cube
>means my ego is small
>my ego is actually fucking huge
The rest was pretty accurate, that was pretty cool.
>>340036802
sorry, they don't have jewish merchants as characters
>pisces
>prefer soldier and pharah to all other heroes
>Lucio is okay I guess, but that's mostly because you'd have to be a literal cuck to play Mercy
Shit list/10
Pretty good, I'm a July(summer) cancer and play mostly Mei, Mercy, DVA, and Zenyatta. Mei is top tier for making other people mad and is fun to play, cute too.
>>340035092
>all male Cancers are manlet losers.
!!!
5'8" i-isnt short!
>>340035092
>Virgo
>Hate Symmetra and Zarya
>Play Reinhardt and Lúcio
>Not even autistic
Not even close.
>>340035092
I dont think ive played Mcree for more than 5 minutes though, why is he Leo?
>>340035092
>pisces.
Only hero I haven't played yet, that's how much I dislike him.
It's a shit chart.
>>340035092
>sagittarius
>genji is my favorite offense
>hanzo is my favorite defense
seems right
>>340035092
>scorpio
>Zen
Yeah ok
>Widow
Go fuck yourself and your shitty sniper shit
>>340035092
>virgo
>main mei
>>340035092
Cancer
>Mercy and Mei
Ah yiss
>>340035092
Wrong, they're all cancer.
>>340035092
Gemini here.
Can't say that accurately reflects my choices. I actually fucking loveSymmetra and Zayra.
Taurus.
My most played is Tracer but I do pick Reinhardt whenever the team needs a tank, and Lucio when it needs support.
So it's somewhat right.
>>340035092
Well I am an Aries and I do mostly play Tracer so...
I guess?
>>340035092
>Virgo
>not autistic in the slightest
I don't even play overwatch though, just look at DVa fan art, so your whole point is invalid to begin with.
>>340035473
I second this!
Fuck that fat ugly eskiimo.
Mercy is love
Mercy is life
>Capricorn >two heroes I never play
this is the least accurate chart I've ever seen
>>340036440
So ?
>>340038487
Humans are a disease, a cancer of this planet.
Awhwhhhhhh yeaaaaaaah bitchis
Libra forever, my boys Torbjorn and my girls Pharah
go fuck yourselve everyone,i am born with thick skins hahahaahah
>>340039626
what the fuck is going on in this post
>tfw 5'6" tall
>want to marry Mercy
>she is taller than me
>she is also lesbian and fucks egypt samus
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>340040707
>5'6" tall
>tall
more like 5'6" short
am i right
>>340035625
My fellow man-horse I feel the same.
I rarely play either of those heroes.
>>340035092
>cancer
>fatty
Why is cancer always the shittiest zodiac sign.
REEEEEEEE
>scorpio
>zenyatta
I haven't played the game but that sounds about right. From what I've seen, Zenyatta looks fun as fuck to play as.
>>340035092
Nope. Leo here who prefers characters like Lucio, Roadhog.
>Don't even play it
>Healslut and THICK would be my first choices if I did
You think you made a joke, but it's a pretty accurate joke.
>>340035092
>Capricorn
>Reaper
Fuck no
Taurus 4 lyfe
>Taurus
Not even my most played tank.
>>340035092
Why only Lucio for Pisces?
>people think Mei is fat
Have you ever even seen eskimo parkas? Just look at her face or the official artwork where she's not wearing it too. You guys are stretching it.
>>340042270
tumblr is dumb and 4chan consists of a lot of tumblr posters.
>>340041993
The character doesn't even look close to what that looks like, why the fuck are artists so shit?
>>340042270
she isnt eskimo at all
>>340042082
Because You can't divide 21 by 12 evenly so you need 3 single entries.
I guess my point is that the entire chart is pulled out of OP's ass without any basis.
>>340042424
He never said she was Eskimo, he said her parka is one Eskimos wear.
>>340035092
Nope.
I'm a Libra and I prefer Soldier 76, D.Va, and Mercy.
>>340035092
>76
>Aries
I'm a Aries and hes almost my exclusive attack character so i guess it makes sense.
>>340042424
Are you trying to imply that you can only wear cloths from the place you're from or something? To further my original point look at her boots, they're enormous, do people assume she has gigantic feet too?They should have made her an Eskimo since it would fit with the theme, Chinese makes no sense when all the other characters are stereotypes.
>Aquarius
>Junkrat
well damn, both right
>>340035092
Nope Leo here, Mcree is the only character I can't play.
Reinhardt is literally the only hero I haven't played yet, so no.
>>340035092
Pisces here
I usually pick Pharah, Rein, or D.Va
So, no
>>340035092
>Pisces
Half my matches are Lucio but I'm assuming most people who play alone and aren't complete shitstains end up being Lucio.
>>340035092
Leo
I dont like McCree.
Entirely wrong. I'm a Scorpio, and I main Lucio and Pharah.
>>340035092
Leo here, I'm okay with Mcree but would prefer healing or Pharah
>>340035092
what's a jet set radio character doing in overwatch anyway
>>340035092
>McCree is Leo
So am I, this is perfect!
>Tracer is Aries
Along with the women I've dated and have close relationships with.
It was meant to be.
>>340035092
>gemini
>both are my least favorite heroes to play
Wow, it's amazing how wrong can you be
>>340035092
>Cancer
Atleast I have Mercy
>>340036440
let me guess, Pisces?
>Taurus
>Reinhardt is my most played by far
Spot on.
>Leo
>40 hours on Genji in closed beta and 14 in release.
>Played McCree literally like five games ever
>Taurus
>doesn't have any of the 6 or so characters i use depending on mood and/or situation
>>340035092
Well, I like genji.
>overwatch kids literally attribute nonsense like zodiac signs and their favorite flavor of ice cream to their waifu
cant make this shit up
do you think QT TRACER is a logical cold INTP like you too?
this thread made me check my horoscope
>Humans can make do longer without food than sleep. The real question is – how long can they endure without contact with others before their hearts die down?
>>340044992
>INTP
every fucking time
it's the fucking autism sign andI have it
>>340035092
>scorpio is edgy and not emotional
>>340035092
Libra here.
Switch Torbjorn with Junkrat and it's me.
>>340045605
INTP is the fucking "look at me ma, I'm a speshul snowflaek, aren't I intelligent like all my scientific heroes!" Which is ironic considering everyone gets INTP apparently.
Also that shit is retarded forer effect anyways and doesn't mean fuck all.
>>340037201
That type of shit you could say about like half the population and they would think it's fairly accurate
>>340045996
Meyers brigs is inherently flawed and every person is an exception to the rule. This coming from an intj
>>340035092
>Symmetra
>Not Libra
You dun goof'd.
>aries moon
>always a guaranteed manchild who throws a tantrum when he loses
>Scorpio
>Never play Zen
>Only have played Widowmaker a handful of times to kill camping bastions
Nah shit chart/10
>>340035092
I'm gemini and I main Widow and Roadhog.
>>340049776
>gemini
do you have two dicks
please say yes
>>340035092
I play D.Va from time to time,but not bastion
libra would probably represent me best.
>>340035092
>be scorpio
>have by far the most hours with Zenyatta
>zero hours with widowmaker
Pretty accurate i guess.
>>340035092
I play Pharah, Lúcio and Junkrat but I'm Aries. Your shit doesn't work
>>340035092
>Libra
>Got the best two
>>340035092
>Be Scorpio
>Shit at the game so I only play Mercy
>Liked Zenyetta during the beta but he got nerfed into uselessness so there's no reason to pick him
If they buffed his health to the point where he doesn't get one-shotted buy a fart then maybe I'd play him more.
>>340051668
Widow one shot his brother, why cant she do the same to him?
He's good you just gotta watch for snipers and hang back
I never played Overwatch but I'm Gemini and think D.Va looks the best so there's that.
I've never met an Aries with a "the aries" personality, including myself. Is it weird?
>Libra
>4.7 KDR with Torb
Ayy
>>340051843
76 and cavalry are my favourite heroes though
I'm leo and I hardly ever play OPree
Why is Cancer the worst fucking sign ever?
It's not fair.
>>340035092
Aquarius couldn't be more wrong.
>Leo
Mcree was my first love from when I saw him. But I just can't bring myself to play him anymore.
Real love is Zarya and Tracer now(gameplay wise not waifu wise).
>Pisces
>Lucio
It hurts because its true.
>Virgo
>two of the characters I use the least
Dva and Junkrat are my "mains" mate.
>>340052719
because it's a sign for girls, you cuck
>Libra
>sometimes play Pharah
>Never played Torb due to hatred of beards and short people
Not bad
