It's not enough to openly promote degeneracy in this game but also xenophobic as D.Va is nothing bit a stereotypical souless Korean plastic doll.
d.va a cute
>>340035087
And lazy
>>340035087
>>340034936
What if I told you that shockingly all the other characters are also soulless stereotypes of their own nation?
>>340035276
It's been a thing since Street Fighter 2 but Overwatch for some reason is special in that regard
>>340035207
And a total slut
>>340034936
What are you babbling about?
>>340035207
literally me except I'm nearly 7 ft tall
>>340036239
>current year
>being a manlet
>D.Va is nothing bit a stereotypical souless Korean plastic doll
>Implying accurately portraying people is offensive
that doesn't look korean
>tfw no alcoholic, suicidal mongol overwatch hero of my own
Welp, time to eat my gun then.
>>340038460
Goodbye anon
I always thought she was some shit girl with black hair until you guys pointed out she is actually Korean. I don't even play the game.
Maybe she is another on of those "why do anime characters look white" kinds of characters as well.
>>340036307
I'm a manlet but I laughed
Please post more D.Va
My dick is in severe need
>>340038936
sorry i mean white girl not shit girl
>>340035276
Water using Dutch hero when?
>>340034936
Literally every famous korean woman is. I bet if you took all the plastic off D.va there'd just be a tiny skeleton
>>340039074
basically the same thing.
>>340038936
She is also the best Korean Starcraft 2 player.
>>340034936
i want to like D.va, but after i watch a documentary about the life of Korean woman i know shebeen fucked by dozens of men and probably had at least 1 abortion after the age of 12.
>>340039473
>muh purity
But she doesn't have the generic plastic surgery face and body that Korean women all aim for, you know the one.
![why-is-it-so-important-to-be-a-virgin[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/06QWfnI.jpg "why-is-it-so-important-to-be-a-virgin[1].jpg")
>>340039647
>>340039647
Cuck
>>340039904
Inadequate analogy. Vaginas are self cleaning.
>>340040069
What are STDs.
Check and Mate little cuck.
>>340039473
You got a name for said documentary, my good man?
>>340040240
What is smearing a film of pathogenic bacteria on the lid of an unopened soda.
Uno, motherfucker.
>>340040240
What are condoms little virgin?
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
>>340040482
pieces of shit that end up breaking from my massive cock
just ask your mother
>>340040575
>your mom joke
man /v/ has really turned into xbox live
later virgin
>>340040652
>joke
i wish it was
>>340040575
>you must be older than 18 to use this site
>>340039473
Source of the documentary?
>>340039074
whats the differnce
for real
>>340035276
Actually, not all. They didn't even bother giving Lucio an accent or any Portuguese dialogue lines. He's just Generic Black DJ Person. There's nothing Brazilian about him except that his default skin has a lot of green.
Pharah is pretty lazy, too. Generic "exotic" accent, no Arabic voice lines, lazy ancient-Egypt styling when she's supposed to be part of a modernized Egyptian military. It was a real missed opportunity to make a positive, well-designed Middle-Eastern/Muslim character that fits a heroic archetype. Instead, they chickened out and went with some shitty iconography that most kids learn in elementary school.
>>340040334
Sorry no. i watched it on Cable tv a little over a year ago if that helps at all. If anyone does find it please share i would love to watch it again.
>>340039473
D va preg art when?
She looks like Anri Okita.
>>340041073
>thin
>still has cow tits
disgusting
>>340041128
you're wrong and fuck you but those lips are terrible
>>340041073
>tumblr says a girl is fat
Am I in bizarro world?
>>340041128
like it or the sjw's win
>>340035276
but that's wrong
diva may have a few lines in korean, but she's basically a walking joke about obnoxious gamergirls and korea's fascination with starcraft
which is why i like her and find her hilarious despite first despising the character
>>340041073
DELETE THIS
>>340040652
>people using virgin as an insult here of all places
good one my man
>>340041402
>a walking joke about obnoxious gamergirls and korea's fascination with starcraft
This is one misguided opinion
>>340040757
Oh my fuck
>>340034936
I want to fuck that plastic
>>340040948
>It was a real missed opportunity to make a positive, well-designed Middle-Eastern/Muslim character that fits a heroic archetype.
This is a sci-fi game, not a fantasy game
>>340040948
Modern egypt sucks, they did well by going for an ancient Egyptian style for Pharah.
>>340040757
context?
Every single character in this game is a soulless plastic doll and the one or two voice lines they have is their entire character. It boggles my mind how people can like this shallow piece of shit and all of these retarded looking rip offs of better characters (No, they're not "archetypes", they're fucking lifted from other works). It's like people who like Fallout 3 and 4. It's your opinion, but your opinion is objectively wrong.
>>340042765
>stop liking what I don't like!!!
>>340042864
Stop liking bad things.
>>340042765
They're not THAT bad. I do admit Valve is better at making stereotypes seem layered and interesting. Pretty sure it's the writing and how the characters interact with each other through dialogue.
>>340042445
Just woke up, already kekking.
>>340042978
>stop liking what I don't like (2) !!!1!
>>340040948
>why isn't Pharah modern egyptian
lmao name ONE positive thing about modern arab culture, i'll wait. I can tell you if they went for a modern """Egyptian""" stereotype it would be a hell of alot more offence to you pussy.
>>340043469
They don't like Jews.
Why does D.Va say "Im Young" when you use her "Hello" emote?
>>340037507
>porn is illegal in South Korea
>there are anti-porn agents on the South Korean web trying to hunt people jerking off
>idols are popular as fuck because it's the only way they can get off
>rape rate rose ever since the porn ban
>>340034936
Koreans are literally subhuman trash though. Its perfectly fine, even they know it.
>>340043058
You don't even need to bring valve up. There's so many more games with better writing than this shit. Fucking League and Dota 2 have better writing and better characters than this. My problem with it is that it's all disjointed. None of the characters feel like they belong in the same world, they're all flat and uninteresting and their visuals are shallow and designed by a committee and their written bios and the """""""lore"""""" behind the game does not translate AT ALL in the game. The background stuff is full of horrible shit like Reaper butchering people, Soldier 76 being a terrorist, Roadhog and Junkrat causing untold amounts of death and destruction, Widowmaker being a brainwashed assassin yet in the game it's all cutesy and joyful and 76 wears a fucking high school jacket with his number on it.
>>340043557
not sure if you're trolling, but it's anyong, hello in Korean
>>340040757
Me trying to play grand strategy games
>>340036239
lanklets are like vegans, they can't go two sentences in without mentioning their height
>>340043623
>league
I would have believed you
Kill yourself you racist faggot.
I bet you're Japanese.
>>340043623
Well it's a cool jacket
>>340043780
I knew that would garner a knee-jerk reaction, but it's the uncomfortable truth. As someone who actually pays attention to the games' lore, it is miles better than Overshit, even after they shot themselves in the foot by removing Summoners. The Bilgewater event itself blows anything modern Blizzard has written out of the water.
>>340043529
That's not even modern to Egypt senpai ackmed, though I'm not surprised you don't know the history of the people you invaded and destroyed
Where will you be when Activision makes D.Va the face of MLG?
>>340044035
t. Ahmed
I thought 4chinks was banned in Germany.
>>340038936
>black hair
>>340043623
>None of the characters feel like they belong in the same world
Yeah this is a problem.
The Dwarf is allegedly Swedish.
>>340040652
>later virgin
That's what your mom said!
>>340042765
never underestimate the power of waifus
>>340044307
But you can just jerk off to the porn and not play it. I don't understand.
>>340044357
What you are forgetting is that the game is very fun
>>340044397
Too bad it has less content than Battlefront and Blizzard is going to take a year to give it a reasonable price
>>340043983
Honestly this. League's lore is surprisingly well-written now. Shame it took this long for it to happen though.
>>340044397
But it isn't. That's my point. It's mind boggingly shallow and boring. What makes it "fun" to you? Running into the same choke point while waiting for cooldowns?
>>340035554
There's a point where "artist's interpretation" creates an entirely different thing at all.
>>340044357
Playing the game makes me appreciate and enjoy the porn more.
>>340044764
That's fucking retarded. It makes absolutely no sense. It sounds like you're just running out of reasons to justify your purchase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycym8i7hjcA
>souless plastic doll
That pretty accurately describes the average Korean woman. Gotta get dat surgery.
>>340036239
And you cant teach that
>>340044053
Maybe if they ever actually started supporting Starcraft again :/
>>340034936
>souless Korean plastic doll
That's the point, all Korean women are rubber degenerates
>>340034936
She's a knockoff of Titanfall
>>340044842
Not him and i definitly won't ever play Overwatch but its definitly true that porn seems a bit hotter when you've actually experienced the materal.
Ofcourse if the game is shit you might not find it worth it.
Koreans don't have souls.
This isn't up for debate, it's a fact.
Sometimes I feel I'm the only person on here who keeps doing his thing no matter what names I'm called on the internet
>>340040948
She sounds exactly like an egyptian speaking british english sounds. Does she have to pray to Ra and mention the pyramids for you to be immersed? Dumbfuck
>>340040948
>He's just Generic Black DJ Person
Which is not a Brazillian stereotype?
>>340034936
Dva doesn't look all that korean to me and I've been to /mu/'s kpg before.
>>340034936
>xenophobic
You don't know what that word means, so don't try to use it.
>>340044842
No need to be upset.
>>340034936
Guess what faggot, people fucking love stereotypes.
>>340040757
how DOES one open a coconut?
>>340044397
game is shallow and slow as hell. Blizzard even said they made the game for the lowest common denominator.
>>340052312
Yo dawg, there's this sweet new thing called 'Google' on the web you could check out. You can learn all the answers to all your stupid fuckin' questions with a few keystrokes and a click of the mouse.
>>340035207
This is my favorite DVa image
>>340042765
God you fucking faggot Obsidrones are everywhere. Just go and play your casualised shack explorer simulator now then.
>>340042445
>>340040069
No no they aren't, vaginas always have shit in it and other bacteria. Females are just horribly made, because their ass is so close to their cunt, poo fluid and bacteria make its way to the vagina through sweat and other fluids.
I'll just leave this here
>>340053453
Also this is why a lot of people get urinary tract infection after unprotected sex, basically when you have sex you get shit bacteria in your dickhole and if you don't take a piss after sex you'll very likely get the infection. It's a very good tip to always piss after raw sex.
>>340043557
>>340043686
http://arresteddevelopment.wikia.com/wiki/Annyong_Bluth
>>340039213
Sinterklaas hero when ?
Anyone knows the VA of the German Widowmaker? It's pure sex.
>>340034936
I have to order one myself so that I can racemix with.
>>340057085
You actually wouldn't.
>>340034936
>stereotypical souless Korean plastic doll.
But that's my favorite.
>>340042864
>>340043335
all criticism is stop liking what i don't like
you're not allowed to openly dislike anything or give any reasons for it
>>340040757
The way she was handling that knife and banging on it i expected her to lose one of her fingers at any moment.
That was so stupidly dangerous.
D.va just needs the hog.
What's the deal with D.Va and Doritos?
