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>7 days until E3
>>340034123
fuck me
>>340034123
Here it is folks you've been waiting for it for years, Club penguin 2.0 !!
>>340034201
>grimdark edgy club penguin reboot, where penguins are replaced by fat brown dykes in costume and the minigames are sold in DLC
>>340034123
You know it always bugged me this part, does Squilliam have a heart attack or a stroke?
>>340034123
I am getting sick and tired of this damn picture. E3 is going to suck!
>>340034297
thats bang on anon.
>>340034374
We all know it going to suck.
The fun is how it going to suck.
Will they shove a shitton of pre-renders? Will they make something so cringy, people will die from just looking at it? will the SJWs take over the event and execute all white men, jews and "Shady people of color" while screaming "we have nothing to lose but our chains?"
>>340034306
Heart attack, you dont have a stroke from suprise
Can't wait to get drunk and shitpost with you fags about how disappointing it is.
>>340034635
I am muslim, so i'll be drinking tea.
>>340034554Peggle 3
>>340034306
you don't know what a stroke is, do you?
doesn't it start on june 14?
>>340034824
>>340034879
The actual show, yes. But Bethesda and EA are having their shows on the 12th, with MS, Sony, Ubi and whoever else on the 13th.
Nintendo are only showing Zelda on the 14th.
>get home from hospital just in time for e3
>going to buy a shit ton of sweets, junk food and soda
>getting drunk and eating like a pig while staying up the entire night to watch the trainwreks
E3 is always a magical time
>>340034123
it was 60 days just a while ago
what the fuck happened
>>340034123
People still care about E3?
>>340034123
>one whole week till we all get disappointed
>More Amiibo, VR, AR and shit like 'Powers' that no one would ever want
>>340034992
Yes, but not for the same reason.
>>340034958
>leave hospital
>do maximum unhealthy shit
medicine must be where all the dosh is at.
>>340034851
I don't know man I've been having some issues in similar araes wherheeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerwfGVBGFw34io[2t -
>>340035053
Yes, but will get you killed.
As in if you try to join the market, you will get shot.
>>340034992
How else would I know which games to pre-order.
>>340035020
>sony reveals their version of amiibo
>$19.99-29.99 popular characters
>"press your sonyiibo against the DS4 to save and import your game saves"
>microsoft's entire presentation is new IPs and games sequels
>/v/ proclaims sony the winner
>>340035209
>Sony spends 30 minutes talking about TV services for the third year in a row followed by a COD demo. Then Cinematic David Cage movie. Crash Bandicoot "From the creators of knack"
>"Sony always wins baby. They won E3 again. How do they keep doing it bros"
Cap it.
>>340034554
>Will they shove a shitton of pre-renders?
Why fucking ask?
Was Jesus of Nazareth?
7 days until Valve's conference, I know this to be true
>>340034123
>1 week
Where the fuck did they time go and why haven't I been happy for so long
>>340035471
I don't think rendering stuff was one of the feats of Jesus.
He probably would just put his hand over the console, and it would double the frame rate
>>340035550
Enjoy your new hats
>>340035837
I wonder how hats will integrate with VR.
>>340035961
Valve will find a way.
>>340034123
>7 Days
jesus...
Post hopes and dreams:
>Cyberpunk 2077
>MCC on PC
>Obsidian Fallout game
>Half-Life 3
>>340035837
You mean enjoy your Half life 3 announcement
>>340036187
Nature always find a way.
>>340036245
>MCC on PC
>windows 10 only
shoot me now. I'm using 10, but it would suck having it attached to that awful market place.
One week until Nintendo's Red Wedding.
>>340036328
if this happens I want to be able to tip my hat
>>340036349
Just because the applications that come from there are horribly performing pieces of shit because they're basically java like applications?
>>340036349
>Microsoft announces they won't be putting any more games on Windows store
>Because they bought Valve and own Steam
>Global linuxfag suicide watch
>>340036529
>Have to upgrade to Windows 10 to even access my Steam library
I can see it happening
>>340036380
can't wait for le yakuza man to save vidya
>>340036458
from my understanding the java like applications are limited to what you can do with them.
I'd rather it be attached to GFWL, if that was even an option.
>>340037283
Yep.
They're basically .net applications that "compiles natively" and according to microsoft "run as fast as native applications", which probably roughly translates to "run at 1/3 of the speed".
>>340034123
New Bannerlord gameplay LADS.Coming 2019
>That one announcement that would fill you with pure hype
What's her name /v/?
>>340034123
I have a feeling we'll be all disappointed after these last two bombastic E3s unless they really bring something to the table we genuinely don't know anything about. You know, the way this shit is supposed to work and not just confirming what everyone strongly suspects is in the works or gets leaked.
>>340037006
I'm glad my steam library is worth like, fifty bucks tops because when that happens I will have zero regrets about uninstalling the whole thing
>>340036245
>>Cyberpunk 2077
We already know this isn't happening according to CDPR.
>>340037508
New Quake.
>>340037508
None.
But a new non mobile mega man would be nice.
>>340037389
terrible. microsoft should be a bro and release to steam, with steamwork support.
>>340037508
Monster Hunter on an actual console, not just a handheld, that actually has visuals and textures past the PS2 era.
>>340037708
They should release it on Steam because it's the best financial move. I don't really see anyone lining up for Windows store.
>>340037508
New Red Dead, new PoP, BGE 2, Pirate game by Ubisoft, Sci-fi Souls
>>340037708
>microsoft
>bro
They're two steps short of hiring mercenary squads to forcefully install windows 10 on people's machines.
>>340037508
HL3, this is the only correct answer
>>340037508
DMC5
>>340037508
Reboot of the QUAKE series following Rangers adventures.
The Borg quake shit can be put into its own franchise
>>340035438w-what game?
>>340034123
>6 days until 1 day until E3
>>340038327
Beyond: Two Souls.
It's shopped.
>First time in work while E3 is on
>First time missing the shitposting
>7 days until precious pc ports aren't announced
Can't wait for the funposting!
>>340038452
You are a PC user.
You just don't know it yet because your graphic whorism stops you from doing it.
>>340038597
I hate PC gaming and thus will always support consoles. I will buy every game on consoles full price and pirate the PC versions. I will persuade my friends to never build a PC.
>all this b8 incoming
>>340037508
Bully 2 and TES 6
>>340037508
Kingdom hearts 3 reslese date
>>340038664
Well, you're losing around 90% of the great games released on the history of gaming just due your stubbornness.
>>340038432
Me too anon, me too.
At least I can watch Microsoft's conference.
>>340038597
I wonder if new models of XBone and PS4 will turn console users into certified graphic whores with their mandatory 1080p and 60FPS.
>>340038819
>KH3
I forgot that we'd be getting info on this because of how infrequent updates are.
New trailer and a 2.8 release date are all I expect if anything though.
>>340037508
>PS5 confirmed
>PC gaming crushed
Can you hold me for a while, Anon?
I remember seeing "365 days until E3" threads.. but it felt like a week ago, does time really fly that fast?
Tell me Anons, what did you spend the year from last years E3 to this year on? Any changes? What happened?
>>340038946
There are a fuckton of graphic whore console users.
They're just not very good at it.
>>340038946
They won't actually be able to reach that.
>>340038965
>Getting hyped over less of a market
Do you know what competition is anon? Pretty fucking important for consumers
>>340038946
1080p yes but I really can't see them hitting 60.
They'll get something like 45 at most.
>>340037762
Want to ask for a brand new Castlevania while you're at it?
>>340034736
That's fucking gay anon. Your not invited anymore.
>>340039241
Frame rate is not a matter of hardware since the dreamcast era pretty much.
It's pretty much a developer choice, and most choose to run at 30 fps to cram more screen filters like chromatic aberration, desaturation and motion blur.
PC only runs games at 60 fps because the game companies don't have enough budget allocated to waste the power of it with even more screen filters.
>>340039241
If the Neo is as powerful as rumours say, I reckon a constant sixty for most games is possible.
Nintendo have proven however, ironically enough, that it's the case of developers rather than underpowered hardware. (Sm4sh and MK8 both render 1080p 60FPS)
>>340039175
>>340039241
There are already a bunch of games on PS4 (Not sure about Bone as I don't own one) that run at 1080p 60fps, so newer boxes won't have trouble with it.
>>340039442
MK8 is native 720p, but you are right it's more to do with developers than hardware.
>>340034123
>last year around this same time I was hopeful that in one year I'd completely change my life for the better
>one year has passed and nothing has changed
my life: what went wrong, /v/?
>>340038836
Such as?
>>340036245
It's far too early for an Obsidion Fallout game. All you will get is F4 dlc.
>>340039532
Do you have an X68000, MSX 2, FM Towns, PC98 or PC Engine?
>>340039442
MK8 is 720p. Pretty sure the only game on the Wii U which is full 1080p 60fps is Smash and that's it.
Anyway, resolution and framerate come down to how graphically intensive the games are. There's plenty of games on the Xbone and PS4 which are 1080p 60fps, they just look like shit. Not unlike Smash, actually.
>>340038005
The only true answer
Why is E3 never on Friday-Sunday...
>>340039332
With the way the most recent Castlevania games have been, no thanks
>tfw working shift is Thu - Mon
Feels good
>>340039841
E3's target audience are NEETs
I CANNOT WAIT FOR THEM TO ANNOUNCE THE NEWELDER SCROLLS
>>340034123
Looking forward to normie hosts pretending to be gamers, pseudo nerd humor, and the inevitable dance game concert.
And also my friends who will be stoked about some game that looks terrible. Meanwhile if there are any diamonds in the rough. They will get overlooked.
>>340034123
>nintendo is the spirit of E3
>without nintendo E3 is kill
Can those people fuck off? The biggest memes of E3 always come from other conferences and cringy hosts, not nintendo.
I'm only here for #girlwood and her dank memes
>>340039951
Absolutely not gonna happen. They're too focused on pushing new content out for Memeout 4 currently. I'd say it's reasonable to expect a Skyrim remaster for the Xbone and PS4 though.
>>340034736
Kill yourself mudslime
>>340034123
Don't believe the lies.
Will he make a comeback? Its been too long ;_;
>>340036256
You mean enjoy your waste of time VR announcement
>All the inevitable gold face posting
Going to be glorious
NEVER believe E3's lies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
This doesn't just apply to Ubisoft
Is Left4dead 3 likely gonna be at e3?
Shit has been in development for years, online co-op is fun as fuck but L4D2 community is pretty dead now
>>340037508
Dragon's Dogma 2
>>340039403
Kek the post-process effects are absolutely nothing compared to lighting and geometry
So where's the final r/v/ at?
>>340039843
"Forza or some shit nobody cares about"
Wew lad such a brave Sony Pony you are
>>340040615
They were all shit.
>>340040615
this one I think.
>>340040773
>All that flame war cancer shit
Seems about right for this shithole
It will be horrible.
I have seriously no expectations other than Zelda U
>>340040773
Yeah that looks about right. Cheers
>>340040773
>No Naked Snake in the image
Dropped
Xdomination
>>340040773
This roadtrip won't last very long with this driver.
"There is no such thing as half gas pedal pressing"
>>340038803
>Bully 2Shit, now i want it
>>340040293
Looking at this picture is gold now.
>Also those now-false NEVER EVERS
>Nintendo thread hype for Sonic Boom
>Obviously fake Last Guardian leak thread as if it would never be announced
>Hype for Battlefield Hardline
>>340040773
>all that clutterperfect
Anyone have the report card template for this year?
>>340034992
Yes, unless you're a Nintendo fan.
>>340040293
Pure cancer
>>340034992
I'm just excited for more cringe material these days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kDpmKkycf0
>>340041223
Come on, they will at very least show some new pokemonwhich will lead to more pokemon porn
>>340038803
I pity if you actually think the new TES will be anything different than Fallout 4. There will never be a TES like Oblivion or Morrowind ever again.
https://discord.gg/012UrDuZq91PbeWAi
These threads become seemingly more familiar each year and as a result become less special but equally as hypeworthy for disappointment or humor.
We've had good E3s and bad E3s, but I feel like this will be 25% better than last year's, still a far cry from 2013 or 2011.
>>340039442
>Nintendo have proven however, ironically enough, that it's the case of developers rather than underpowered hardware. (Sm4sh and MK8 both render 1080p 60FPS)
Yeah, but you could say the same with Uncharted games and Sony. Problem is not every studio is A) in-house or B) crazy familiar with console architecture to drain every last drop of power from it. History has show you MUST make your console at least on par with other consoles power-wise if you hope to get any notable third party support. Wii was probably the only exception because it took the worst by a storm thanks to multiple other factors. Wii U found itself on the receiving end because climate changed in the mean time.
Is squeenix not having a conference this year?
Did I miss something?
>>340038432
I end up watching it on my phone when I should be working every year.
>>340034612
you also dont grab your chest
>>340034635
nice blog post
>>340041570
>still looking forward to Far Cry games or any Ubisoft game
Reallly?
>>340041732
They're not. I suspect they're saving their heavy guns for TGS. They killed it last year and would've been the best presentation had Sony not obviously paid for FF7R reveal.
>>340041903
I genuinely hope this is bait
>>340041026
he's there you just cant see him hehehe
>>340034123
You amateurs make me sick. Give a legit prediction.
>>340041903
You're a far cry from being at least 18 years old judging by that post alone.
>>340040773
what does battle cats have to do with it
>>340041916
I remember being disappointed because they only gave one release date, and it was for JC3. Also it was weird that they made FFXV look like a dudebro shooter with the trailer they showed.
>still get legitimately excited every year for E3 because I want to see the new games
I am just not jaded enough yet?
>>340041961
Ubisoft has repeatedly shown that they make stupid games with abysmal quality control.
You don't HAVE to keep buying the same shit over and over, you know.
>>340041963
Bullshit. Only Venom is in the image
>>340034736
explode yourself
>That hour before the first conference in the morning when you're just browsing through threads to kill the time with a cup of tea and snacks
>>340041992
Zelda U will be shown
Who here's gonna stealth their way through watching it at work?
>>340042101
i keep thinking the previous year woke them up and they will make a good e3 next year but it ends up being worse every year
>>340035438
>>340042101
i don't even get excited for e3 just FOR the games
it's a goddamn annual comedy holiday. seriously. ever since 2010 ive been watching E3's with /v/ all day. luckily enough, its in the exact climate in my place where it rains and it's super fucking comfy.
i'm more excited for E3 than christmas.
Can't wait for Sony's conference
Year of Dreams 2.0
>yfw Kingdom Hearts 3 has a Star Wars world based off of the new movie
>>340042115
I don't mean that, dude. The guy you replied to didn't say anything about Far Cry or Ubisoft. Shit. Don't bait me.
>>340042271
sony is always garbage but you probably wont be disappointed no matter how bad they are because youre always pleased with swallowing their steaming shit
>>340040640
Go back to bed, Mr Greenawalt
>>340035961
>card decks with bar codes
>insert into top of vr set
>scans and projects it as your specific hat ingame
>you can buy them like those random card packs of football players
>>340036280
so hype score is like my hype for the conference out of 10?
>>340041223
At least they'll show a new Zelda
What will the others have?
>>340039929
>graduated from uni last month
>no job
>live with my parents
>feelsfucking miserable man
>>340042795
a new zelda
>>340042795
More than one game
I envy him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZYUq-jzLUg
>>340041570
what happened at 2011's again. I remember 2010 being goat but 2011 being mediocre.
2014 was a good one too.
>>340042402
Nintendo fan I take it?
>>340043019
Yeah but probably all shit like new ass creed, new cinematic experience, new watch dogs 2 etc.
>>340038432
>First time not missing the shitposting
feels good man
>>340043067
Hey. Shut up, how about you take that?
Nintendo is winning this year and you can't do nothing about it.
>>340043115
Why are you replying to yourself?
>>340043140
>>340043115
Why are you replying to yourself?
I made a new template for this year
(times/dates are in euro time)
>>340042402
>>340043067
>>340043115
>Muh console wars
Pretty pathetic guys
>>340043221
>>340036280
>hype after
the fuck does this even mean? how can you be hyped for something after it happened
>>340037508
Beyond good and evil
>>340043221
You forgot Konami, anon.
>>340043249
Why are you replying to yourself?
>>340043352
hawaaian-shirt-joker.jpg
>>340037508
I already got one of my wishes with mirrors edge 2, now I just need republic commando 2
>>340034123
Regret imminent.
I hope IGA is there showing off Bloodstained.
>E3do people actually care about E3? it's just going to be disappointment.
>>340043341
>modern ubisoft
That's like wanting modern bioware to make a jade empire 2.
>>340034123
>E3
>2016
>>340043031
>No GT live this year
>No GT live any year
Feels bad.
>>340043613
shut the fuck up
>>340043613
Will it disappoint in being cringeworthy?
>>340036280
I'm going to be honest, I'm actually looking forward to the Ubishit conference of all things, just to see what they have to tell about the new Coke Recon. It just might be the open-world co-op tacticool game that Phantom Pain never was.
>>340043604
Me too
>>340043613
Would you rather have a good time for a short moment or not have a good time at all?
>>340036458
Java horribly performs because it's not ran natively, but rather interpreted.You compile java code to get byte code which is interpreted in java virtual machine.
Same goes for .net or C# applications because they're have "best of both worlds from C++ and Java".
Get in here http://www.e3countdown.com
>>340043796
ghost clancys tom recon
>>340043824
>completely laying on a crystal table
Bitch, that could be dangerous. Especially once the pounding begins.
>>340043796
Don't fall for UbiSoft's ruse again, Anon.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNter0oEYxc
>>340043961
no faggot, fuck off
>>340043953
I'm aware, and that's pretty much what those UWPs do.
>>340043775
What is bethesday even going to show!? Besides dishonored
>>340037508
Something .hack related that ins't a mobile game or a fighting game.
>>340039389
>Your
they better announce already a fucking release date
>>340040773
It was much less cancerous last year.
>>340043315
Hype for what is announced
>>340043315
The games don't come out on the same day as E3 anon
Hopefully playdead releases more fucking info about inside.
>>340043221
>tfw too lazy to bother with these
probably all shit this year
muh cinematic experiences everywhere
>>340044278
>people will unironically play as samurai
ISHYGDDT
>>340037508
>cyberpunk gameplay footage
WHEN'S
AR
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CORE 6?
>>340034123
Does anyone here have the EXACT timetable? Each webpages telling me a different bullshit is driving me nuts.
>>340040773
>taking out barneyfag
for what purpose
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>>340045446
He didn't take it out, that was added after that image simply.
>>340037508
Kojima's new game
>>340045446
lol XD all these memes. we sure are better than reddit guys
>Welcome to E3 2016
>Here's a bunch of disappointing AAA exclusives which will have their graphics severely downgraded later
>Also make sure you pay $400 to slightly upgrade your console
>Finally let's end with some SPORTS GAMES
>Have a great show everyone!
>>340044141
Elder Scrolls VI: Elsweyr+Valenwood+Summerset Isles
>>340037508
DMC5 although i'm pretty sure the only capcom games will be RE7, Monster Hunter and DR4.
>>340046173
You do realize we are here to make fun of the E3 and how much pre rendered bullshit, bland trailer, useless famous persons and shitty dubstep they fit in? You do realize we are here laughing at them making an ass of themselves?
Where do you think we are?
>>340041570
Last years was pretty good if you like jap games not mad by Nintendo. If this year is better I will be very pleased.
Who is ready for Red Dead Redemption 2?
>will miss most of E3 this year because I have a job now
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I like experiencing E3 with other people and not knowing about cool announcements like Nier 2 before going in is pretty exciting, but I can see all the worthwhile stuff afterwards and cut out all of the unfunny, uninteresting bullshit, like the entirety of every single Ubisoft conference.
>>340048270
I'm taking time off to watch it. Did last year too.
>>340034736
muslim here same ill be drinking orange juice
>>340044057
gameplay =/= graphics
gameplay > graphics
Alrighty, let's hop into this.
>>340049238
SE doesn't have a conference
>tfw /sp/
>tfw coming to /v/ once a year for a few days to shit up your board
>>340037508
AMD announces the rumored "full" Polaris 10 GPU with like 40 CUs and it sells for only like $270
likewise, AMD shows off benchmarks that prove the RX480 performs between the 980 and Fury GPUs
>>340049571
No need for that. /v/ shits up the board themselves.
>>340049859
>Kirby Air Ride sequel
That would make any E3 great automatically to me, imagine having a new City Trial online featuring multiple maps.
>>340050747
We'll get it someday.
Just gotta keep believing
>>340043708
they will be streaming, they're just EZA now
i completely fucked up
didn't buy any snacks and now there isn't enough time to buy any
>>340051934
You have a week you know.
>>340045993
That's what this site is made up of. The fuck are you doing here if you don't like memes?
>>340034123
Looking promising this year. Bethesda will have a good year.Shall we gather for whisky and cigars tonight?
>not taking days off from work to watch e3
What the fuck
>>340048270
>being a wage slave
>>340037508
Left 4 Dead 3
Prey 2 would automatically do E3 for me
>>340049535
True they don't but they do have all day livestreams going on on the Square Enix Presents thing, and the FFXV ATR a day before E3 starts.
>>340043067
No, their show will be shit, too. All the shows will be shit this year, there's only one game I'm looking forward to seeing this year. I'm here for the trainwreck
>>340037508
Red Dead Redemption 2/Red Dead 3
still waiting for a sequel
>>340034123
>KONAMI just updated the game with this emblem hidden in files
>HAPPENING
The sad part is that I'm very likely to be right
>>340053175
Where's Squeenix?
>>340053387
I took OP's template amigo
