>It seems the president has equipped his daughter with ballistics too
What did he mean by this?
>>340024713
She had a decent caliber.
>>340024713
>I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your butt
What did Leon mean by this?
Fake titties
BIG AMERICAN TITTIES COUSIN
>>340024796
THICK
I miss the gamecube
>No! Don't come!
What did she mean by this?
>Well, cum!
What did he mean by this?
>>340024713
>AHI ESTA! MATALO!
What did they mean by this?
>>340025356
>Ashley was this ugly
WTF
>>340024713
Her ears were fucking hueg.
Lil' rough, don't you think?
Does capcom even know what made Resident Evil 4 so great? How come they can't replicate it?
>>340025723
doesn't matter, leon was gay anyways
>>340025818
it just werked
It means Ashley is NUCLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>340025825
I actually wouldn't doubt it.
He looks like a queer.
LITTLE ROUGH DON'T YOU THINK?
>>340025903
But, like, a cool queer, right?
>>340025998
>cool
>queer
What?
>>340025903
But he lost the coat like an hour into the game?
>beat the Ultimate HD edition
>beat the gamecube version days later
>almost through pro on GC
>no ambition to play other games
How do I stop playing this game?
>>340026063
Play the 2007 PC edition with mods
IT'S BALLISTIC STEW
GET IT RIGHT
>11 years ago
>>340026063
You don't. RE4 the first few times through is magical. When it first came out I spent 6 months replaying it like 15 times.
>>340026063
While looking something up about RE4 I stumbled across a forum thread in which a poster claimed he'd played through exactly 200 times. And that was several years.
>>340025903
Are you fucking kidding? Wouldn't you suck Ada's dick if you we're him? Ada is one of the best RE girls.
>>340026039
Yeah, like, if he was a queer, he'd be a cool one right?
>>340026278
Yeah, the kind you would let cuddle with you in a non gay way.
>>340026198
>tfw remember this cringy brown guy who used to work at my local FUCKING GAMESTOP 10 years ago who tried to always upsell me on game guides and shit
>never called me out for buying M games when I was 14
He was alright.
>>340026372
>that slightly autistic guy who worked at gamestop and moved a PS3 to the back for me when the new shipment came in so it wouldn't get sold to all the preorder faggots
based
>>340026278
Anon.
Queers only come in mild and spicy...
In the part where you try to cure Ashley of the zombie you get to see her body scan shit and she has flat chest in that scan
>>340024713
This can't be finished fast enough
http://www.re4hd.com/
>Cult members and their constant mumbling
>Enemies always appearing behind you
>The armored knights
>Garrador
>El verdugo
>The wolves
>The music
Fuck, this whole scenario was terrifying
>>340025818
Fuck no, they went into 4 with no blueprint, and had to make sure everything was good on it's own because there was no real equivalent. Then 5/6 they had 4 to refer to, and hence grabbed its skeleton and just made another 4-esque game, knowing that 4 worked, they really didn't seem to make sure it all worked on it's own.
>tfw you discover ditman
>>340026061
TAKE THAT BACK, THE COAT WAS AWESOME AND TOTALLY NOT GAY
>>340027342
I remember the originalgamefaqsthread where that glitch was discovered.
>>340027342
>>340027619
>>340024713
She does has ballistics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IYUQL-HGHk
>>340028797
Just google ditman
I promise it's not a screamer
>EYYYY, FUKKA!
that's not very nice
Excuse me, sir?
>>340029217
Uhh, sir?
>>340026815
Am I correct if I say RE4 is maybe the scariest game of the franchise?
>>340025804
>he screams LUUUUUUIIIIIIISSSS when he dies
>Ashley gets recaptured and he's like whatever
Leon confirmed gay
>>340029784
Outbreak was pretty scary, but that's mainly because you have no save points and the game was hard as fuck
>>340029784
no
it does have its moments (Regenerators) but no
Will we ever see Ashley again?
>DON'T WORRY ASHLEY, I'M CUMMING FOR YA!
what did Leon mean by this?
>>340029784Yes
>>340029939
She's old now
>>340029840
every man in the franchise except Barry is gay
The game looks like shit on the Ps3
>>340029026
Whoa, neat. Never knew about that.
I've got gum.
>>340029969
And?
>>340029993
Carlos is a latin macho.
>I've sent my right hand to dispose of you
What did he mean by this?
>>340029784
Nah, Crimson Heads gave me a fucking heart attack when I played REmake for the first time.
Nothing comes close to that in 4, you feel too strong.
>>340029840
I think he's only straight for Ada.
>>340030052
Look Claire, she's disgusting now. I don't want to see an ugly Ashley
>>340029784
it probably is
i was scared of RE1 for years, because of that pale bald zombie at the beginning, but that's more because I was a little kid, so yeah RE4 takes the prize
>>340030069
he might be straight but he's the gayest looking guy in the series
>>340030092
His hand comes off.
>>340030149
Ada seems like she would be the dominant one in bed and Leon would be his little bitch
>play Silent Hill 1 before RE 1-3
>then play RE1
>not scary at all, just fucking tough
Childhood mistake I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEGJwR5tH7k
>8 years ago
>Salazar: So she fell into one of our wonderful traps. We'll make sure we find her, don't you worry about her. Oh, yes.. I let our miserable insects out for some exercise down in the sewer.
>Leon: Thanks... That should keep me company, cause boredom kills me.
Leon had the worst comebacks ever
>>340030413
Still the best YTP.
>>340030424
>Leon: As if a guy who dates pudding is any better
>>340030198
you know how manny faggots on this board roleplayed at Leon at one point in their life thinking he was the hottest shit ever?
You're making them seem like bigger fags now
And no I wasn't one of them I knew a guy that literally modeled himself after Leon in middle school
Shit was embarrassing
>>340030413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKXWAE8YYxY
and this is 10 years old, probably the first video I ever watched on youtube
why is this game such a meme?
It was my first resident evil so nothing about stood out of place at the time.
>>340030092
YOUR HAND COMES OFF?
>I still have to get you home safe
How far did Leon hope to get on that jet ski?
>>340030413SIR
>>340030607
it didn't take itself seriously like the newer RE games
>>340030607
it's basically an action horror game with self-aware b-tier action movie dialogues
what's not to like?
>>340030413
FROSTY
CHOCOLATE
MILKSHAKES
>>340030424
>no thanks, bro!
His delivery is amazing though.
>>340030413A LITTLE ROUGH, DON'T YOU THINK?
>>340031239
Thank this man.
>>340030195
>>340029784
it's like you niggers didn't play the REmake
>>340030814
I think he only had to drive out of the jammer range so he can contact hunnigan for retrieval
>>340030761
YOU'RE*
I only have one very important question.
>>340031317
forgot pic.
>>340031453
FUCK
>>340031468
got gum
>>340030092
Why is he a fucking midget? It's because he is a spaniard or because he was a kid when infected by the plaga and it stunt his growt?
>>340029993
Josh definitely blacked Jill cause Chris was too gay.
>>340030092
The spent way too much time building him up and the castle, I always forget Saddler is the real guy behind it all.
>>340031608
He is Napoleon's son
>>340031478
Jesus, his head is shaped so oddly.
>>340031759
>Napoleon meme
>>340031759
I wish there was more backstory, like at the credits they shown you drawings of people working in the mines and how the became infected, and at the island you see aztec drawing of people sealing las plagas underground, which is completely ridiculous because spain is fucking far away from america.
