Cat Girl Without Salad
Where the fuck can I buy or download this?
The only game that eludes me.
The torrents I found will take weeks to download.
Alrighty, here you go:
https://mega.nz/#!Q5YnGTyZ!wV8ysVhxni-1kh_XipUGJgcn_WC_Uv2cXnkEcAUWbMk
>>340022343
Anon....... downloading now. If good thank you for being a god today.
>>340020219
How is that game btw? Is it really a racing, RPG, dating sim, Shoot em up?
>>340023163
idk still downloading.
>>340022343
Thank you god :')
It works
THANK YOU THANK YOU!~!
>>340023163
Obviously it's not as cool as the April Fools gag. Basically it's a shmup where your different guns are based on different genres of game. And the characters talk through the whole level and there's a lot of cheesy gags
>>340023163
Of fucking course it isn't, that was just an April's fool joke.
>>340023163
It's a space shooter. The different genres are incorporated via different gun types: DDR arrows that go to the music power your gun, with it maybe being the most powerful if you're good with a beat; RPG menu that attacks with a sword, magic potions, or heals you; bubble pop game that clears the screen when colors are matched; and other stuff like that. Not as crazy as the April Fool's Day joke, but still pretty crazy.
It'sfun, for being a game that's just meant to be added on as a bonus to a subscription. It being a WayForward game, a lot of the charm is in the characters, but the gameplay is still pretty solid.
>>340022343
Thanks buddy
>>340020219
Do catgirls usually come with salad?
Would you still fug Kebako now that you know her personality?
>>340024776
They come with tossing salad.
>>340024857
I want to even more now.
>>340024857
At the least, it should be easy, right?
>>340022343
what the fuck is this shit?
>>340025000
She won't even remember you later on.
Who knows how many guys have hit that pussy that she can't recall.
>>340025000
Just put a cronut around your dick, and you've already won.
>>340020219
>Became a kebako fanboy when her "game" got announced years ago
>Made fun by my friends because i fell for an april's fools character despite showing in various WF comics
>The actual game happens
Damn it feels good to be a waifufag.
>>340025253
>Your waifu got voiced by Cristina Vee
I'm sorry, Anon.
>>340025357
It's not that bad maaaan. shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
Based Kaufman is based.
>>340025578
That credits song was surprisingly good.
>I thought his name was angel cake jones
OH MY GOD, THIS COMEDY.
IT'S LIKE STRAIGHT OUT OF /trash/ AND /s4s/, FUCK.
>mfw unlocking weapon cycle and going through the whole game with Dance power
Maximum fun. I like how every song is fully mapped out instead of the arrows being random.
The jokes are kind of cringe-y but I like Christina Vee's delivery.
>>340025020
>tfw never linked to dolphin porn
i just want some dolphin porn
>>340026168
no one ever is, its just a meme
we're all hoping that one day it becomes true though
>>340026168
Never change /v/
>>340025927
>/trash/ AND /s4s/
I wish they were that funny anon.
>>340026262
It's so LOL RANDUMB XD but It's actually funny because a skanky anime girl is saying it.
>>340026250
It was true once though. And what a glorious day it was.
Was it 20 or 40 gig. I dont remember.
>>340026361
It's painfully un random and not funny though anon.
'Random' humor is my fav. /trash/, /s4s/ is painfully unfunny and not random at all.
This game however is.
Man, Kebako sure needs my dick inside of her.
>New Jake Kaufman soundtrack
Even if the game isn't that great I'm still happy.
>>340026262
only /s4s/ tries to be funny, /trash/ just wants to get off
>>340025020
>>340026168
Wait so is it a game link or dolphin porn link?
>>340026772
Only one way to find out.
>>340026690
http://virt.bandcamp.com/album/cat-girl-without-salad-amuse-bouche-extra-crispy-or-original-soundtrack
>>340026772
Why not both?
>>340026834
I just hope its not an incurable computer virus that makes people shitpost about getting/not getting linked to dolphin porn. Then I wouldn't have the game OR dolphin porn!
The humor is kinda charming in a silly way. The voice actress for Kebako is obviously having a great time.
>>340026851
Didn't he already do another soundtrack to CGWS as a joke? Or was that someone else?
>>340026851
>Cat Girl Without Salad: Amuse-Bouche is the first taste of an exciting new game franchise
>franchise
>>340026851
Mmm, just as good as ever.
Though I don't think any soundtracks by him will beat out Mighty Switch Force 1/2's.
Sweet, sweet Kebako
Into outer space you go
>>340020219
>WayForward
I should have known, the madmen.
>>340026851
This is pretty good. I didn't really appreciate it in the game underneath all the dialogue.
>Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m - the video game
>>340026975
It was someone else.
>>340025253
There are WayForward comics?
>"let's get this over with. all those food puns are starting to get on my nerves"
>"so lettuce get a move on"
>>340026968
The humor and how it's delivered almost reminds me of Kid Icarus Uprising.
Huh.
That wasn't terrible.
Most of the guns fucking suck though.
>>340027982
Bust-A-Move gun is dope at least. Kills everything on screen when you get 3 matching colors. Also dig the RPG weapon.
>>340027982
The only ones I really hated were he platformer and arcade guns
Dance Gun (if you are good enough) > RPG Gun > Platformer Gun > Puzzle Gun > Sports Gun > Pea Shooter
>>340028290
I hate the fucking Puzzle Gun but this is accurate
>/v/ made fun of me for years for believing in Kebako
>she finally gets her own game
What now, huh? The tables have finally turned.
>>340027972
Wow! I was just thinking this!
The way the music is played on the way to the boss also reminded me of that.
![[TRIGGERED].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t1faXgs.jpg "[TRIGGERED].jpg")
>>340022343
>Open EXE
>EL GATO SIN LA ENSALADA!!!!!!!11!1!1 xd
>Delete System32
I couldn't handle the cringe.
>>340029371
I didn't even know that could happen.
I just tried to hear it, it's actually pretty rare
I want Cat Grill to dominate me
You are now aware that the credits song is a slowed down version of the main theme.
>get to the first boss
>almost beat him
>mosquito lands on my eye
>pause
>turns out the arrow keys confirm things, not move the menu
>quit the stage
>have to listen to all that dialogue again
>not a porn game
into the trash
i love that the files to trigger the spawn of the enemy are with the .meow extension
>>340026994
There's six more, so either 2 sequels or 1 big one, I hope
So is this a sleeper hit? It would easily be my GOTY if it wasn't so short.
>>340030278
Wait, six more cat girl without salad games?
Any more info?
>It's actually real
What? The fucking what?Where the fuck is Lit 2
>Aestheticus
>>340025762
>surprisingly
Only if you're unfamiliar with their record of good music.
Very cute game. DDR gun a best.
It's screaming for a more fleshed out sequel that I hope will happen. They did say there was six more somethings ahead.
>>340030454
Sorry, I meant at the end of the game,Cat Grillsays there are 6 more "trials"
>>340030520
>filename
It's fucking nothing.
>>340027982
Most guns are way OP as long as you aren't stuck with the starting gun. You just need to know how to use them. RPG gun is OP as shit.
>>340030612
Oh i see! Thanks!
>>340028275
Arcade as in Pac Man? That thing is really good as long as there aren't a lot of single high-HP enemies on the screen. You can get nice and cozy safely out of the line of fire while chaining a ton of kills.
>>340030667
What OS are you on?
>>340030876
Windows 8.1
>>340030943
Well that's just odd.
>>340031081
>>340030865
Yeah it's good for low hp guys but I was stuck with it for a long part of the last level where it took 2 hits to kill a basic plop and that level throws tons of them at you
fun game so far, boss 1 and 2 first try
now lettuce c if i can't get the third one also first try
catgirl herself is cringey as fuck but i'd hatefuck her hard
>>340026361
well, this game is all about making fun of dumb anime girl...
This game feels like a fake game from a cartoon. It reminds me of the dating sim from Gravity Falls, actually.
>>340031351
I think that's basically the point.
Needs more weapon cartridges, most of the time you just have your pea shooter.
>>340031802
That only happens when you can'tgit gud__________________________
>Jake Kaufman OST
>Level music isn't looped but full songs that sync up to what's happening in-game
That sick bass drop when the space invaders appear in Radical Galaxy is the fucking best.
>mfw rival battle with another cat girl with similar powers
>mfw she shoots out Frogger, Tetrominoes and fucking Sonic
I love you WayForward.
>>340026851
https://blaz1222.bandcamp.com/album/cat-girl-without-salad-ost
But it already HAD a soundtrack
>>340027783
Yes, several.
>>340029204
KEBAKOFAGS 4 LYF.
>>340032837
Don't forget Guitar Hero instead of DDR, and Pool in place of golf.
>>340022343
SFM porn when?
I don't kow why she ends up with sleepwear when she dies. But I love it.
>>340033281
Just a slightly less-lewd riff on Super Metroid.
>>340033281
Patricia Wagon does the same thing. Metroid reference.
>>340032850
Can't beat the patented Jake Kaufman groove though.
I like that the music kinda reminds me of Twinbee. Those games had such good soundtracks.
>>340020219
Where are the lewds of this slut?
>>340033534
Ain't none. Not even on paheal. Go get the drawthread involved.
>>340033281
She obviously needs a nap after getting her butt kicked.
>>340033558
I love how overloaded Kebako's outfit looks.
FORCED MAIN CHARACTER.
Wonder how long it'll be till the general internet catches wind that this game is actually out now. I want more Kebako pics.
>>340033893
I sincerely doubt this little promo game is going to make a big splash. Took forever for even Shantae to catch on.
>>340033715
Is it a catnaaaap? eh? eh?
>>340033967
>>340033962
never understimate the power of desu kawaii anime grills
>>340022343
>they're purple
Nice.
So if I actually want to buy this I'm shit out of luck? That sucks.
>>340033967
Good one, sir.
>>340030230
lewd>porn
>>340034882
How is Cat Girl Without Salad lewd?
>>340034574
Yep, youre gonna have to pirate until they release it separate
>>340022343
>>340034941
skimpy outfit
>>340034972
Not really
>>340034941
Kebako is a total slut.
Uramiko > Kebako
There I said it
>>340034941
She does talk about taking off her shirt
>>340035205
>liking yellow teeth
>>340035170
I was really more speaking in generalities anyway, sexy and suggestive things are better than outright pornographic things
nearly naked women are always sexier than naked women
It is actually the funnest game I've played in a while. Glad I got it.
Now the long quest to figure out how to unsubscribe to the humble monthly...they certainly can't make it easy with an "unsubscribe" button, can they?
>>340033281
>bunny slippers
Cute.But barefoot is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VLeiSQlHC4
that voice, looks boring as fuck
>>340035334
Shark teeth > all
>>340035567
The best.
>>340035567
yes
The credits song is really cute.
https://youtu.be/oO2ryGCoot0?t=16m17s
I know that the word GOTY has lost its meaning and is being abused and thrown around impetuously these days but this is a serious GOTY contender.
>when a joke goes too far
>>340036068
No is not...
>>340036068
the irony
>>340036068
>boring SHMUP with terrible voice acting
>GOTY
>all this hate for fun light-hearted comedy
It's like you guys have no soul.
>>340036220
You know who had fun? Me.
>>340035334
She's called Cat Grill, so she has teeth grills.
>>340036757
LOL
does she?
>>340035205
I perfectly agree with you.
More Cat Grill please.
>Music syncs up with the gameplay
>Each level starts out with Kebako lowering her gun in the rhythm of the music
>Dat bass drop when the space invaders appear in Radical Galaxy
>All those variations in the tracks
God damn Virt really outdid himself with this one.
What does the title of the game refers to?
>>340035461
Isn't there an unsubscribe button in your profile under "humble monthly"?
Cause that's how I did it
I wish they made a vertical shooter instead of horizontal, but I enjoyed it regardless.
>>340038579
Horizontal shooters are better for more attractive/appealing looking gameplay.
>game files have .meow extension
>>340029371
Actually
>EL GATO NIÑA NO TENGO LA ENSALADA
Did they put an awful google translation on pupose?
>>340039954
at this point I'm willing to believe that. it has to be.
>>340029371
>>340039954
Where is that? At the title screen? I kept going back to it for minutes and I kept getting the usual game announcement.
>>340040094
Yeah. It has a very low chance to appear. if you go back and forth in the menu, it eventually appears
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09nkFMMs5i0
The regular "CAT GIRL WITHOUT SALAD" is also said in at elast 3 different ways randomly.
>>340039954
I want to believe it's a joke, but I've seen worse translations used unironically.
Anybody have the previous Humble Exclusives?
>>340039954
Google does a decent job with Latin languages desu
>>340035193
Fuck you, Kebako is pure
>>340026168
>>340022343
Wait, so this ISN'T dolphin porn? What the fuck. I want my dolphin porn. Someone deliver, please.
>>340040697
She'd suck your dick for a donut.
>>340040729
You're trying too hard to fit in, there's no need to do that, be yourself.
>>340033281She's going to sleep forever
I teared up during the credits sequence.
>>340041321
Did you just saydonut?
>>340041321
>cronut
>>340041359
No, I really do want dolphin porn.
>>340037562
You had to pay attention to so much during the game, and all the talking that was going on, and the music blends seamlessly into the levels, that I didn't really notice it. It wasn't until I was trying to search for Kebako's Lullaby on youtube that I realized how great the music really was. It's damn good.
>>340040697
Pure slut.
>>340022343
Now post the link to the 3d model for use in SFM
>abandoned by her parents when she was little
>found at the doorstep of the food academy
>suffers from short-term memory loss and is basically like the Memento guy
When did you realize Kebako is a tragic hero?
>>340042793
She might've even been president of the universe at some point who knows? I wouldn't put it past her.
Kebako>Shantae
>>340035567
noice
>>340042793
Nah, she's just a bitch ruining people's lives through her stupidity and when she's reminded of that she goes "lol whatevs XD" and brushes it off.
>She RIPPED OFF Uramiko's wing because she thought it looked cuter on her
Fucking psycho
>>340042594
http://www.models-resource.com/custom_edited/wayforwardcustoms/model/6314/
Here's a 3D model.
>>340043714
>Uramiko orchestrates the whole thing and teams up with two other people, a narcissist dudebro who destroyed countless galaxies and some condescending edgelord who is obsessed with healthy food because she got butthurt
Who is the bigger psycho?
So, were is the porn?
>>340044424
Thanks, I'll see if I can manage to do something with it.
what does "without salad" mean?
>>340044649
She doesn't like salad. She likes junk food like cronuts and pizza.
>>340044649
Do you see any salad? I think that's a pretty clear statement t.b.h.
>>340044709
But there is salad in the game.
Why isn't she fat from all the junk food? Why aren't we playing as a fat Kebako?
>Cheffinoff=Sephiroth
>Theme is close to One Winged Angel
This made me laugh harder than it should
>>340044692
>>340044709
No but why the fuck is it in the title.
>>340020219
What even is this?
Her head looks like a fucking goomba and her shoulderpads look like it's her goomba feet.
>>340045282
>Deepest lore
>>340045282
It's a shooter.
>tfw remembering I'm fucking awful at bullet hell
Thank god the game gives you like 10 hits and health drops everywhere.
>>340020219
>Cat Girl Without Salad
What the fuck kind of name is this for anything?
>>340045428
The different faces she made while talking was one of my favorite parts.
These guns are too retarded, I can't even play this.
>>340045504
Probably makes fun of all the engrish titles Japan games tend to have.
>Crimson night and Celsion moon, misfiction, not save the Player is Prayer, yes, Dance Romanesque and unfinished Romancia
>>340045723
Someone should tell the faggot creator that it's not working.
>>340045428
She reminds me a lot of Ulala and I didn't realize until I saw this specific image for some reason.
>>340045774
>i don't like it
>it doesn't work
breaking news, you are not the center of the universe, faggot
>>340045849
Breaking news: You're literally retarded for defending such a goofy fucking title.
>>340045952
Breaking news: You're literally retarded for attacking such a goofy fucking title.
>>340045997
Okay, I quit. You're way too retarded for me.
>>340025020
Imagine what being banged by a dolphin does to a person's mind.
Like, there's doing porn, there's doing anal porn, there's doing other degrading and nasty porn, and then there's going through life knowing you once fucked a dolphin for money. What would you think if you found out your daughter got creampied by a dolphin, or your sister, or your mom?
>>340046209
better than being fucked by a dog or a horse. dolphins are smart.
>>340046065
Breaking news: Quitters never perspire.
>>340046271
>said the jobless basement dwelling liberal furry
no saladbut plenty of sausage
>>340044949
Because april fools
Shouldn't it be catgirl instead of cat girl? I've never seen it written like that.
>>340035334
>niesmaczne
>>340046271
>never perspire
>>340044557
The only question worth asking
>>340045952
Funny coming from somebody sperging out for a videogame name.
>>340046448
Well it is Jake Kaufman. He deserves some money for his fantastic music.
>>340026047
>Goosebumps: Welcome to Camp Jellyjam
>>340046579
Welcome to /v/, newfag.
>>340046605
literally who
>>340046652
Thanks!
>>340044831
>Chefinoff
>Sounds scandinavian-ish, it'll probably be a rich snooty chef or something
>Boss battle
>It's a Sephiroth clone
>mfw Chefinoff = Sephiroth
>mfw that ominous choir music
Oh god that was the best, I died in like one minute because I was laughing too much
So how long until we start to unanimously hate this game?
>>340046448
I thought it was odd it was listed as free instead of pay what you want.
>>340033281
She's still in a dream
>>340046935
SOON.
Why is this game so much fun
>>340046935
Never, Kebako is too cute
Not even /v/ and all of its autism could hate it
is there porn of her?
>>340046209
Have you considered that some people do that kind of porn because they like it?
Seriously, if you wanted to fuck a dolphin and some dude was all, "I have a dolphin and I'll give you money to let me record you fucking it." then you'd do it. That shit would be a dream come true.
Or, you know. A dog or horse or whatever.
>>340046746
I seriously hope you're baiting
But if not, time for a you groove you lose thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lhjh-rD8Bwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yParHIzy1nA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCkoI4PGZNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRyR27l7vks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPJUzunUJVc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coSJYJhlVu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLpzyw4q3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4plVuPWNicU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzHO50sB2gs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGV9VdnvhQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-QYysgasoQ
Kebako sure was popular for being just in an April Fools joke until just now.
>be terrible at bullet hells
>die to first boss over and over
send help
>>340047618
Just remember that her entire body isn't a hitbox, just her bow tie and focus on squeezing that bow tie in between bullets when you're trying to dodge.
>>340047618
Pay more attention to your tiny ribbon hitbox than actually trying to hit things accurately.
>>340047618
Get the weapon youre most comfortable with and stick with it as long as you can. The pea shooter is horribly underpowered.
>>340047606
She has the kind of design that some artists just love to draw in whatever situation they could think of.
>>340047852
If I get hit once I lose any weapons
>>340047513
why not?
Her VA sounds really familiar. Is it the same as Compa's?
>>340047618
the weak spot is the ribbon
just don't care about the whole body
>>340047913
Too cute and niche.
>>340047931
Christina Vee, she's done a lot of stuff. She's also Shantae.
>>340047913
Beats me
>>340047896
Then don't get hit.
>WAAAAH IM SO BAD
Don't get hit, focus on dodging, and above all else avoid enemy attacks
>>340043714
She's not stupid, she's just blissfully unaware.
I don't even care about the game I just want porn of her cause pink hair makes me rock solid
>>340049207
literally the only enemy I have problems with is the bosses because their attacks cover 90% of the screen
>>340042793
>suffers from short-term memory loss and is basically like the Memento guy
The Freshmaker?
>>340049627
Then you have 10% of the screen left for your like, 5 pixel hitbox
>>340047514
Pretty good stuff
What Amuse-Bouche supposed to be?
>>340050791
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Amuse-bouche&l=1
>>340035567
Sauce
>>340047809
>>340047849
>>340047945
Son of a bitch. I just thought that meant getting hit their took more damage. That's the ONLY place I can get hit:?
