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>squishy as fuck >can only heal/buff one player >her
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>squishy as fuck
>can only heal/buff one player
>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game
Why do people praise this piece of garbage ?
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>>340000871
Nerds want to fuck her so they are nice to her
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>>340000871
Not to mention SLOW AS FUCK. Atleast when alone.
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>>340000871
Because she is healer as fuck and people so don't grasp the idea of team composition so they just assume pure heals is the only way they will win.

>mfw we have a rein and genji/tracer/heros that are gonna run in and they want to fucking pick mercy over zenyatta who can heal without having to stand beside them and add some DPS with reins shield

>mfw people don't understand how good symmetra can be

Fucking tunnel vision fags need to get out
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>>340000871
she has the fastest single heal and partnership with certain characters are excellent, she also heals after fights much faster compared to lucio.
>>340001352
she should never be alone.
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>>340000871
Most people are bad at using her. They play it safe and are afraid of being hit.
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>>340000871
>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game

Her ult is literally the most broken piece of shit in the game
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>>340000871
>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game
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>>340001836
>ignoramus, the post
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>>340001836


>shitter get killed
>heroes may never die (german ver)
>shitters get instakilled
ha !
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>>340001983
>>340002009
Found the Bronze leaguers when ranked gets added.
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>>340000871
>>339987169
samefag
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>>340002047


>Mercy will be played in ranked
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>>340000871
boobs
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>>340001256
Not only fuck her, Anon. I want to impregnate her, take full responsibility and marry her.
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>>340002161
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>>340002273
reminder that you are a homosexual if you do not share this mans goals
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>>340002161
pretty sure her and mccree are always played.
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>>340002474
>Alienware tournaments
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>>340002474
>reaper that low
>tracer that low
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>>340002609
Watch any tournament and you'll see it's consistent.
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>>340002698
It's based on picks, not viability you dope.
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>>340002698
but reaper is fucking trash.
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>>340002897
>can't play DIE DIE DIE
He is great at flanking and fucking up any shitters that think they can 1v1 him.
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>>340003123
the key word is shitter, and his ult is easily interrupted.
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>>340003123
>Reinhardt shield
>Icewall
>Genji E
>McCree E
>Roadhog hook
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>>340002897

>team plays a double winston/roadhog tryhard shit
>pick le beaner of death and kill the tanks with zenyatta
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>>340000871
>squishy as fuck
A slight defensive increase for her would only prove benificial
>can only heal/buff one player
All you need, her healing single target is pretty solid, just make sure you switch accordingly
>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game
Bullshit, rezzing three or more from a team wipes usually results in a reverse win for your team
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>>340003385
>D.Va Shield
>D.Va Boost
>Junkrat Mine
>Zen Ult
>Post-Kill Mercy Ult
>Widowmaker LMB
>Winston Shield

>
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>>340002698
>tracer that low
Maybe because Mcree, Winston and Widowmaker are all very strong and highly picked? If you have 50% or more of the enemy pick your counter maybe it's a bad idea to pick Tracer.
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>>340003497
>enemy team runs double tracer hanzo and mcree with a side of ham and cheese
>incredibly hard fought gibraltar to the last point
>we don't even go bastion or tornbjorn for defense
>they win by incredibly drawn out OT
>dude types up "ez" afterwards
Like, that's the opposite of easy bitch, you can't say that.
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>>340002698
idk senpai if every team had 2 mccrees every time I probably never pick her.
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>>340003737
>we don't even go bastion or tornbjorn for defense

against what you said that would be fucking stupid since they're both garbage against them
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>>340000871
>squishy as fuck

She's not any squishier than the average offense character. Also you don't get to complain about being a squishy support unless you play Zenyatta. Not only is he made of paper but unlike Mercy he has no mobility options, and yet is expected to maintain line of sight in order to use his support abilities.

>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game
In a game where killing someone means they're gonna be out of the fray for a decent bit (since they have to travel back to the scene), her ult can be really important for sustaining pushes. A well-timed revive is almost as good at keeping the fight alive as a teleporter.
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I want to impregnate Mercy

I can't say the same for any other Support.
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>>340000871
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>>340005790
Same, can we share her and put both our kids in her at once?
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>>340002698
>both characters get deleted in under a second at close range, the only place where they can do their job, by McCree, a character that is in every single game
>HURR WHY ARE THEY RATED SO LOW
Fuck off retard.
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>people want to knock Mercy up
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>>340000871
>Her ult rarely turn the tides during a game

I mean I don't how often this happens, but the last game I played she got the POTG by rezzing our whole team when the payload was 1 meter from the endzone and the entire other team was right there in overtime. We all came back next to the payload and bopped them out, won the game.
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>>340005791
lameass
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>>340002474
How could Mei be that low when all she needs to do is point her freeze ray in your general direction to kill you?
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>>340006508
because Mei cant do shit outside of 1v1 situations
surprise surprise guess what competitive teams never do
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>>340006584
But then wouldnt that make her ult really good?
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>>340006508
>McCree is in every single game and counters her at close and mid range
>Reinhardt is in most games and cockblocks her with his shield
>Widowmaker
Gee I fucking wonder why Mei is shitty.
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>>340006508
Because Mei is a literally shit killer. She only kills shit players, which you fall into. Nobody should wander off without their team to back them up.
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>>340000871
Can you move this shit to /owg/?
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>Damage boost as well as heal

Gee I wonder why
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>>340000871
Because she is a master race blue eyed white woman that everybody likes moron. Even if she was actually shit, people would still pick her.
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>>340000871
>squishy as fuck
>ywn squish a Mercy
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>>340006647
No because anyone who isn't dumb can see it coming from a mile away
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>mercy on koth
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>>340006767
Its funny because if she was black she would be way less popular.
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>>340007069
THICC
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>>340007069
UHHHH THICKER
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>>340007253
>poo in loo
>my toppest kek
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>>340000871
because waifubait
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"Consoles and PC are going to be balanced separately."

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/739161490054205440

You guys agree? I do, personally.
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>>340006857
>pregnant
>eating McDonald's
come on Mercy you're a physician
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>>340006508
Mei is designed to punish players who don't stick with their team.

IE: Mei is designed to punish shitters.
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>>340007536
I can't even imagine trying to play some of the heroes in this game on a fucking controller.

Tracer, Hanzo, and Genji seem like they would be fucking impossible.
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>>340007536
overcompensating for controller users would absolutely KILL balance in PC games, yes
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>>340007536

Why the fuck are people so fucking stupid that they have to ask questions that were answered months ago

http://www.pcgamesn.com/overwatch/overwatch-balanced-separately-for-console-new-heroes-being-tested-internally
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>>340007741
>Tracer
Yeah you're right. I can't fucking kill Tracer properly using a controller. She just zippity zaps around.

>Hanzo
He's harder to use than WidowMaker already. Couple that with using a controller?

>Genji
You can't perform "muh ninja" skills properly on controller.

Yeah basically there are heroes that are a whole lot harder to use in console than in PC.
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Which one do i buy, sluts?
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>>340007987
right
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>>340007960

>Just turn up your sensitivity and Tracer's fine (you're not inaccurate when aim assist makes your crosshair stick to people shut the fuck up)
>Hanzo fires arrows with a hitbox the size of a double decker bus, he's literally the easiest character to play on a controller
>Genji's the same as Tracer

Leave it to /v/ to have their heads up their ass
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>>340007987
they're both pretty good but the Anubis one looks pretty badass
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>>340006584
>>340006695
>>340007679
>implying Mei's wall isn't GOAT and the best part about her.

Not to mention you use her to distract other players from actually doing shit. You guys don't know how to play her.
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>>340000871
Have you used her sidearm? It's a goddamn cannon. Mccree you're healing can't hit shit? Pull out the gat and fuck some untermenschentums up.
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>>340008152
>anubis
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>>340008170
we're talking about Mei in a competitive setting
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>>340008152
>anubis
>it's a bird

you mite ownet to look up wayt anubis look liek
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No clue. I like every other support but her
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>>340007987
chicken man
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>>340001497
Symmetra is one of the best defense characters in the game.
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>>340002474
why is Mcgree considered so good.
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>>340001497
Mercy heal has the highest HP/s, which along with her ult make her a strong pick
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>>340008119
>>340008152
>>340008309
Thanks, "Anubis" it is!
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>>340002273
Pharah go to bed.
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>>340008380
his fan the hammer currently does 420 damage if every bullet hits
he has a flashbang that keeps enemies immobile and a roll that instantly reloads his gun so he can fan the hammer on a different enemy
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>>340008380
Highest burst damage in the game, on a hit scan weapon, with a fast cooldown stun, with low damage drop off.
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>>340008462
Wouldn't 76 or Reinhardt make more sense?
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>>340008257
I know
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>>340000871
>squishy as fuck
>can only heal/buff one player
>his ult rarely turn the tides during a game
Why do people praise this piece of garbage?

I want him to be stronger
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>>340001497
I think the thing people don't yet understand is that you can have more than one support. The class is called "support" not "heal", the characters fill a fairly broad variety of roles.

A single Mercy's gonna have a hard time keeping the whole team afloat and juggling everyone won't give her time to do much buffing. A duo of supports can sustain pushes really easily, on the other hand.
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>healer
>garbage
>in a blizzard obesity hold LMB team game

they are too good and it would be more fun without WoW classes in the game
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How come no one likes Tracer?
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>>340008608
He's a buffer/debuffer and damage dealer. You could literally solo people with him if your aim wasn't shit.

You can use his ult to form an impenetrable wall with him acting as vanguard. Excellent for charges.

The problem is that pub team compositions never work in his favor. Protip: If your team is composed of characters that typically run off on their own, don't pick him 'cause he's fucking useless like that.
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>>340002474
>Winston is apparently prominent in competitive play
>Nonexistent outside of it with the exception of the dealing with the occasional tricky sentries and good Zarya
What so hard about monkeyman?
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>>340008795
She's hard to figure out how to use, especially if you're slow to charge the ult.

>>340008885
A good Genji can solo almost anyone. Genji can never solo Winston because Winston doesn't have to aim.
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>>340008885
his skillset requires his team to capitalize on whatever he's doing
so he's good on a team with communication but awful without
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>>340008608
The only change I want from Zenyatta is to either remove/relax the line of sight requirement on his orbs or give him better mobility.

It doesn't make sense to make him the most fragile character in the game while simultaneously the slowest and the guy who HAS to stay in the open to contribute.

Zenyattas are extremely easy pickings for anyone and everyone because you know he can't escape once he's been engaged.
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>>340000871
>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game
Have you been seeing nothing but shit Mercys or something? Because when used right her ult is anything BUT not game changing.
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>When Mercy revives 5 of her teammates and your team immediately kills all of them again

Does anything feel more satisfying
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>>340008608
His ult hard counters any offensive ult outside of Mcree and D.Va. People need only stay in range of him, which simply doesn't happen in Pub play.
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>>340006352
>What is a C-section?
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>>340000871
>Ult rarely turn the tides during a game
nigga any time there's a halfway competent Mercy on the enemy team we always lose at the last moment. That res is infuriating.
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>>340009131
widow, mccree, roadhog, and a few other characters can still kill people through it though
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>>340009096
>All your teammates die killing the enemy team and only you survive to take the point
>HEROES NEVER DIE
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>>340009096
>5 player res
>Hanzo ults and none of them move
At least I got the achievement, I guess.
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>>340009341
if a Hanzo ults while theyre being revived theres almost nothing they can do
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>>340003497
Sauce?
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>>340008795

She's my main. She's not very hard to use but you pretty much have to know where every heath pack on the map is.
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>hey guys can someone switch to [counter]
>LMAO BRO WHY DONT YOU SWITCH
>im Lucio
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>>340009708

>not having a team

I dont know how people can stand playing with randoms. Too many assholes crying about how its never their fault that the team losses
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>>340008795
You have to know when to run away. Most people go all in
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>>340000871
She's literally in the game for people too retarded to play Lucio.
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>>340009849
My friends stopped playing as much this week so Ive been playing solo for the most part. HOLY SHIT IT SUCKS. Can't get use to all the losing
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>>340009708
>attack
>they have 2 widows
>we have 3 pharahs
>they get sniped instantly as i see them dropping dead from the air like flies as reinhardt as im pushing the cart.
No one thinks about switching
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>>340006352

>People want to have Mercy
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>>340010162
> "Its like raining Pharahs over here"
Team mates go full retard
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> it's a '' you are playing mercy and you have a reinhardt that charges into the enemy lines and dies instantly everytime and blames you'' episode.
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>>340008885
He's a tank that counters supports and Widowmaker really well.
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>>340010107
Lucio's a different healer. It's the slow AoE vs. potent single target comparison from every RPG ever.

I don't see why Lucio players always have to shit on Mercy, it never happens the other way around as far as I can tell. They're both fun characters.
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>>340010107
>team composed of fags that run off on their own
>regularly play Genji
>decide to play Lucio
>this fag is exactly the same thing except he runs faster
>solo tanks and generally distract large numbers of their team
>win
lel
Playing Lucio wrong feels so right
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>>340010364
>it's a "you charge in as reinhardt and stun their whole team but nobody capitalizes on it" episode
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What would you do with a tied up and gagged Mercy in your basement?
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>>340010676
Free her and say sorry for the trouble miss.
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>>340000871
>mercy revives my entire team
>she dies
>zarya ults
>i ult
>instant team wipe
great bait
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>>340010676
Ask if she'll give me a blowjob if I let her go. Then let her go if she says no.
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>>340010676
Probably get killed by her escape because I apparently didn't secure her wings.
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>>340010364
>it's a "Reinhardt chases down a Widowmaker on the other side of the map and completely abandons his team" episode
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Is Mercy a mother?
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>>340010505
They see 10k healing per game versus 5-6k on Mercy and think they're good.

Hey Lucio. Your passive is the only reason people want you, your damage, CC, and buffs are horrible.
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>>340011135
>Reinhardt chases down a Widowmaker

I have so many questions.
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>>340011223

I want to make her a mother
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>squishy as fuck
>Same health as half the fucking cast except with a low cooldown mobility tool and self heals

Okay.
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>>340008885
Every time I charge in to distract the enemy my team mates just stick around behind the chokepoint trying to get potshots instead of pushing. 10 seconds of pulling their whole team back while I'm monkeying around is wasted.
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>>340010676
Make her eat all the eggs.
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>>340000871
So your entire team gets 2 lives to the other team's one life, and you can't "turn the tide"? Sounds like you and your friends are fucking awful. Even a x2 revive is worth it's weight in gold. Certainly better than a shitty teleporter or Zenyetta's "Ultimate", if you can even call a shitty ability like that an Ultimate.
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>>340011223
SORUCE
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>>340010364
Seriously this happens so much. Do they think I'm gonna follow them?
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>>340010676
My house doesn't have a basement.
But if it did I would definitely Free her and help her find and defeat the jerk who tied her up.__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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>graviton + rocket barrage last minute on payload to win
>potg is zenyatta shooting a couple dudes getting two kills

ok
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>>340009708
I play with people from /vg/. No meme spouting, and they actually try to win. It's 100x better than randoms online.
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>>340010676
>Untie her and help her up and carry her disoriented body, from a lack of sleep, upstairs.
>Let her rest on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.
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>>340002273
See now that's how I feel about Widow even though she'll slit my throat in bed. Worth it.
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>ich bramch der micht de albright

what did she mean by this
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>>340001497
The problem with this is that it's much much easier to be a garbage Zenyatta than a garbage Mercy. I think they both have their uses, but there's a reason Mercy is one of the top competitive picks and Zen is one of the lowest.
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>>340011135
i would chase down dem blue eyes
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>>340007741
Not impossible at all when everyone is using a controller, so the people you're shooting at are on the same level. Fast, accurate aiming is absurdly easy on PC due to the motion control of the mouse. With a stick, it's hard to be consistently accurate and quick, so anyone who isn't a shitter at it is going to dominate.
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>>>/vg/

you shitters cannot shut up about your babby's first FPS game
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>>340011745
>I think they both have their uses, but there's a reason Mercy is one of the top competitive picks and Zen is one of the lowest.
Because Zen is useless when there's a competent Widowmaker on the other team?
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>>340007072
it's not funny at all though

you are just stating the truth
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>>340011394
>yfw aryan blue eyed blonde haired qties will be an endangered species in a decade
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>>340011471

Hahahaha what? Zenyatta legitimately has one of the best ults in the game. Counters any other large AoE ult completely at the press of a button, and can also guarantee a safe engage on offense against bunkered down teams.
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>>340011786

>implying mechanical skill means shit in Press Q to Win: The Game

what fantasy world are you living in
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>>340010364

>it's a 'Mercy does not go with the flanker to fuck their shit up' episode
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>>340006857
Uh oh..
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>>340002474

They really should ban hero stacking from ranked mode/tournaments.
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>>340003385
>getting up in reapers face and hitting E as Genji
>kill him before he can even get a single kill with his ult
It's so fucking predictable when you see reaper floating into the middle of your team in KOTH
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>>340012354
>tfw no "sorry" button for when I fail to protect my healer
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>>340011265
Well I think his speed buff is appreciable on point objectives, but I just don't get this elitism that comes from Lucio players towards Mercy.

They require different skills and mindsets. Lucio's a healer, but as a Lucio player you're not really thinking about healing. It's just something that happens. You're thinking about how to be a nuisance with your soundwaves and also where you should be positioned at the moment to most effectively benefit your team.

With Mercy, you're thinking about who needs healing, who needs buffing, and when to switch between the two. You're making split-second decisions about who needs what kind of help more at any given moment, and trying to read the situation and manage it, while hopefully not drawing too much fire yourself.

Both require you to be constantly aware of your teammates' locations and current status, but for different reasons.
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>>340011135
>It's a no one counters the sniper killing everyone so Reinhardt has to do it episode
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Sounds like OP has a MILF crush on Mercy.
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>>340010107

If your team is not shit (responsible), Mercy is better.
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>mfw all Bastion team defending on King's Road

Bastion should be illegal.
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>play Widowmaker
>stand in the back of kill corridor
>run between 2 spots every few shots
>easy kill streaks
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>>340013079
counter with all genjis
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Just WHAT exactly makes Overwatch so fun?
I don't get it, all these threads, all these videos and I simply cannot grasp why the game has this much attention.

I feel like I'm missing out on something great.
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>>340013079
>nepal
>second stage with the point in the middle and the pit on one side
>enemy team thinks they'll be cheeky and go all reinhardt and just infini-shield the point
>2 of us go bastion
>shields melt
>win round
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>>340012354
Kill the flankers.
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>>340013239
Colorful and cartoonish graphics, MOBA-like abilities, and many characters in an FPS. It's not an amazing game but it has mass appeal.
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testing quality
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>>340013239
I can't dew it
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>>340006352
I have a pregnant fetish so that's still pretty hot anon.
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>>340013239
It's extremely and I mean EXTREMELY retard friendly, colourful and the game has a constant stream of positive reinforcement.

It's the equivalent of watching a 3 year old poorly colouring in a picture and telling he he did a great job.
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>>340013229

That's what they tried and it almost worked.
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>>340013239
I haven't done high school math in a long time, but is that picture actually correct or just trolling niggas?

All I remember is that you do the equation in brackets first always.
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>>340013729
What is your favorite game, anon?
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>>340013797
>>340013239
it's not 5
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>>340013797
its not meant to be read "it equals 5" its meant to be read "it equals 5!"

theres a difference
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>it's an "enemy Widowmaker knows how to use Widowmaker and keeps your entire team on lockdown" episode
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>Join game right as team loses defense
>Attack round starts
>Waiting to see who my team will play as
>One Widowmaker, Two Hanzos, one Genji, and a Roadhog
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>>340013797
The joke is that it's 5!, but the statement is phrased so that you think it's saying 5 instead.
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>>340013812
Of all time? Probably Half-Life Opposing Force.

Right now I sparingly play Dota 2 and am slowly getting through Castlevania Lord of Shadow.
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>>340013729
Memes aside, this post definitely has some truth to it

The ults in this game make it so even the most casual players can feel good about themselves.
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>>340014000
>Plays DOTA 2
>Criticizes Overwatch

What the fuck
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>Enemy team has 3 Tracers and a Genji
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>>340014129
>tfw that's always my team
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>>340000871
her and lucio complement each other
>lucio is aoe and can heal all team
>mercy is single target but has a more steady heal
>lucio is good for shield pushing
>mercy is good for group revs
they're both good, but sometimes you need separate heals
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>>340014108
I'm not even criticizing Overwatch, I'm telling it like it is.

People keep acting like it has an immense amount of depth and strategy involved, but it's nothing more than a fun time killer.

And Blizzard is trying to push this shit as a competitive e-sport lmao.

I don't play Dota 2 as much as I watch professional games, the amount of mechanical skill, knowledge and adaptability in that game blows Overwatch out of the water.
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>>340013940
>it's a someone picks Symettra on attack episode
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Who do I choose to shit all over Widowmakers? I'm so sick of that wallhacking aim assist hitscan cunt killing me as a round a corner because there was absolutely no indication that her ult was active.
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>>340014471
>>340014028
>>340013729
>>340013434

Just as my suspicions confirmed, just a simplified shoot-em MOBA. Guess I'm not missing out on much, still feels bad that I can't have interest/fun in the more simpler aspects of gaming :(

Thanks for taking time out of your lives to answer me, I really appreciate it Anons.
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>press q at same time as teammates
wow strategy :)
coordination :)

amazingly deep game famalams!!
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>>340013079
get one widow and one mercy and watch them crumble
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>>340014621
Winston
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>>340014471
>lmao
>I watch professional games

Please just go away. I've had enough of 16 year olds polluting this board.
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>>340014621
Winston does well I find.
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>>340014621
Winston seems to be specifically geared towards ruining Widowmaker's day.
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winky face
winky face
winky face
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>>340014664
>hurr only kids watch e-sports

Whatever you say champ.
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>>340014647

Doesn't work well on that map, too many corners.
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>>340014663
>>340014669
>>340014708
thanks guys, I'll have to get good with him
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>get to the side of Widowmaker as Genji
>she's too busy sniping to pay attention to me
>throw three shuriken straight into her head and she drops
Wow that was hard. Dumb bitches don't even have a venom mine setup as a warning system that someone is nearby most of the time.
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>It's a "Widowmaker complaining in all-chat about how her team is shit at pushing" episode
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>>340014784
Come back when you're 21 and we'll have a proper discussion.
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>play rein
>no one is on the objective
>no one staying behind my shield
>fighting the entire other team over and over while my team chases down one tracer or some other stupid shit
>literally no one helps me and I keep getting flanked

why the fuck do I even single queue
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>>340002474
>pokemon style tier lsits
topkek
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>>340015093
>have no argument whatsoever

Yep I'm so on 4chan alright.

Please grace me with your knowledge on why you think watching games being played professionally is immature.
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>>340015106

No one appreciates the big guy.
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>>340006352
now her belly will just keep sweeling and she will have a lot more milk. Awesome
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>it's an "everyone on the team decides to play as the same class" episode
>it's also an "entire team gets mad when they realize they're not winning and decide to switch classes only to still have a shitty team composition" episode
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I want to make love to DVa and make her life a Neverending bliss
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>>340015206
I'm getting too old for this shit

You win sonny
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>>340015332
>didn't shield to save himself
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>>340015426

>It's an everyone picks Road Hog episode
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>>340015106
>solo que
>get in a group
>no one picks support
>I always have to do it
>mercy and lucio are now my most played characters when I don't even like playing them
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>>340009849
It's fucking depressing. I only know one other guy that plays and he's just as terrible at teamwork as any random. Fuck I wish I had more friends.
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>>340000871
Better her than some rollerskating dindu
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>>340015715
I don't remember posting.
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>>340015478
>shield to save himself
>enemy team he just passed will gank him
Atleast this way he'll respawn faster
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>>340013796
counter with all genjis that don't suck
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>>340015725
What kind of player are you? Do you talk, do you complain or command or joke?
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>Attack
>Team has three Hanzos and a Widowmaker
Literally why do people do this?
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>3 bastions on my team on defense B of Anubis
>They all hold M1 at an approaching Genji
>Two of them get instantly blown up

Are Bastion players all sub-100 IQ or something?
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>>340015426
>entire other team picks Soldier 76 and start talking shit
>pick Reinheardt and two others both go Zarya
>one Lucio and one Mercy
>literally invincible, steamroll them
>that guy screaming broken at our team
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>>340013548
>>340013876
5! is 5 factorial or 1*2*3*4*5 or 120
Then,
25-55 = -30
65+95 = 150
150 + -30 = 120
120 = 120
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>>340015798
Not really, if anything it would have been beneficial because now they have a fucking Reinhardt to deal with behind them while dealing with the rest of the team.
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>>340015951

Well he is the easiest character in the entire game
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>>340013940
>Attacking on cart map
>One guy picks the dorf
>Starts building a turret 20 feet in front of the cart
>Turret fucking explodes the moment the cart touches it
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>>340012494
That would make it a different game entirely. There's nothing worse than tourneys enforcing their own custom rules that fundamentally changes the game from what everyone else is playing.
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>>340016037

>Cart map
>put two turrets on the top, Reinhardt on the front
>There are no breaks on this train
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>>340015873
None of the above because literally no one else communicates or listens.

>be the change you want to see
It doesn't work.
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Hanzo's arrows don't have a messed up hitbox, he's just shooting your AT field.
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highest single target heal

single target heal > many heroes dps.

damage amp lets characters 1 shot.

resurrect is one of the strongest abilities in the game effectively giving your team 2 lives per push.

resurrect grinds up fucking fast, you can literally push them out every 30-45 seconds if you don't die.

basically why shes good.

anyway.
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>>340011583
>I play with people from /vg/
>It's 100x better than randoms online.

Somehow I doubt that.
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>>340007587
>pregnant
Yeah, with a food baby.
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>>340000871
cause she is cute as fuck OP. This is a horny male dominated board what else would you expect? Rationality?
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Because they play with teams that know how to use her.

>tfw i don't know tf
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>>340013079
If you can't counter an all bastion team on any map, give up the game.
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>>340016350

YUKIHO STRONK
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>>340009849
I treat 99% of the solo queue games I play like they're scrim matches, practicing getting gud with my favorite characters. There's literally no point in trying to win most of the games playing with randoms unless nearly everyone on your team is on point. And all of my friends who play this game are worse than I am save for one.

Don't even know why I bought this game. I guess to chase that high of the 1/100 games where I won and it wasn't a complete and utter shutout.
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>>340002698
Winston's heavy presence makes tracers as a overtime extender a liability. Mcree too.
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>>340008576
nope. not man enough
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>>340017154
Bitch, Reinhardt is the manliest character there is
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>>340017280

He's a robot
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>>340016350

>Yukiho

I bet I was involved in about 50 of those
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>>340012003
Yeah but the problem with playing as Zenyetta is I would have to play as Zenyetta. I already dry heave every time I scroll past her on the character select screen.
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>>340000871
>>her ult rarely turn the tides during a game
you only been playing with retards, a really shame it seems.
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>>340017301
Robots can't have fantastic beards
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>>340013239
It's TF2 with bouncy eyecandy.
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>>340015478

is how you know it's a baddy who fluked it than a good player who knew what they were doing.
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>>340017301
>He's a robot
He's a 7ft 400lbs mountain of a man in an even bigger suit of powered armor.

Try again.
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>>340017572
I wouldn't call it a fluke. He knew exactly what he was doing, he just had no intention of surviving it.
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>>340011223
Source?
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>>340000871
you're kidding right? her ult fucks everyone.
with a reinhart I could heal everyone and our snipers by shifting to them. and managed to stop the attackers from gaining a single point on payload.
the idea is to buff certain characters like bastion and.... well thats the only one, and heal everything. you'd be surprised about how much you can outheal damage as mercy
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>>340017675

any good player would of flicked the shield on.

confirmed bad player who got lucky.
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Do you think you Overwatch fans could be sure to type the word SOMEWHERE when you make a thread, if you aren't going to contain it to a general? I'd like my filter to work, thanks.
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>>340002161
on defense? yeah, she will. you take lucio on attack and zenyatta if you want high risk high reward
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>>340017765
76 does good work with the buff, too.

>>340017807
Sure anon, keep telling yourself that.
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>>340017301
>he's a robot
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