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2016-06-04 22:43:18 Post No. 339980298
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2016-06-04 22:43:18
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Why is this game so critically acclaimed?
Annoying cripples that knock you around in small alleys
Annoying peasants begging for money 3 at a time whilst doing everything in their might to fuck up your pathing
You clip a tiny fence, or the edge of a wall whilst running, time for parcours.
You are 1mm too far to the left or right of that ledge when running up a wall? Too bad, AllStars can do all kinds of amazing shit, but he can't move a fraction of an inch laterally whilst scaling objects
You so much look at a guard, be prepared for blinkblinkblinkblinkblinkblink.
Your indicator just turned yellow? Great! It's time to sit down on that be- Nevermind you clipped into a wall and started doing parcours.
Your indicator turned yellow again after turning that corner? Fantastic! Time to get into that stack of h- Nevermind, a guard turned the corner mid animation, start over again.
The entire game is a string of "assassinations" that are preceded by a handful of the same repeating minigames.
You fail a minigame? Don't worry, the game is there to play the unskippable cutscene of it over and over again for you, so as to motivate you into not failing it again lest you should sit through the cutscene again.
You finally managed to get past all this annoying shit and get to the actually assassination? Jolly! You made a plan based on the information you painstakingly gathered? Outstanding! Now watch it all go to waste as something minor will fuck up everything and have you running through the entire town ending with you butchering your target in plain sight in the middle of a crowded marketplace. Job well done though.
You also get fast travel, the catch being that you have to manually travel to the point from which you can fast travel, but horses are awesome right?
You are surrounded by 25 guards and knights, surely you are fucked? Not in the game where nothing is a challenge and everything is annoying.
I have never played a game that throws this many annoyances the players way.
