WHAT NOW, YOU PIECE OF FILTH?
God he is such a hunk
BANANA TAIGA
BANANA TAIGA
DAMN YOU'RE UGLY
WINDS HOWLIN'
>>339973856
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>>339973556
fuck this how much fukcing time i have to wait for witchrt 4 ?
>>339973556
>dead silent
>NICE TUNE
[Le'ing intensifies]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQS4o_bYA_M
>>339973556
place of powergotta be
looks like rain
>>339976885
Witcher ears.
I'm too old for this shit.
>>339974086
>aerondight
>manticore steel
>maticore set
Good taste
>>339973556
Your kind spreads disease, defeatism, and desertion
>>339973556
How ya like that silver?
PAM PA RAM
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>>339978226
You'll choke on THREE POUNDS of steel.
>>339973556RADOVID SUCKS FLACID COCK
>>339973856
One thing PC has going for it is mods.
>>339973556
Lifes about taking risks and not gettin' fucked
How ya like that silver?
>>339977673
I FINALLY FOUND IT. THANK YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL CREATURE ANON, IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
>>339978187
where do you find these recipes
Your mother sucks dwarf cock!
>>339981786
Aerondight can be obtained from proving you fill all the knightly virtues to the old man on a lake.
Manticore is a gear-hunt quest.
>>339973556
GO FOR THE WHORESONS EYES
>>339980575
wtf
HE'S CASTING HEXES
>>339973556
WOLVES ASLEEP AMIDST THE TREES
>>339982049
HE'S CONJURIN
to bad this game is shit
>>339982646
I knew you'd find this thread, anti-witcher-kun
Vampires - whats that?
>>339973556
WELL C'MON!
>mfw you can find odrin from w2 in novigrad
![VWmDzLF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bSdaRFr.jpg "VWmDzLF[1].jpg")
whoops
>>339982731
but anon i own the witcher and just wish it was funit never got fun
Gavella Glan
>>339977673
>reddit music
DAMN YOU'RE UGLY
>>339983160
>slav
>reddit music
>>339983292
>The joke
>Your head
>>339983486
Shit
Just realized it
>>339980575
Ciri?
>>339983408
>there are people who didn't keep the sheep alive in this quest
>>339983408
how's heavy armor anyway? any good?
>>339983921
The sheep can die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>>339973556
>not playing the polish version
Kurwa.
A storm damnit [about to start 4th and final playthrough after beating blood and wine[/spoiler] I just don't want the ride to end f.a.m ;_;
>>339975341
8 years
>>339973856
>>339978187
Aerondight ruins the +1 potion bonus which really blows.
There's a lot of weapons that end up blowing the shit out of the witcher ones :(
>>339984482
>4th playthrough
How?!
I've done NG and NG+ and I am already at 214 hours with shit to do. All on Death March.
>>339984645
just take a nap in your bed, same shit
>>339984923
They stack.
I have 7 of every potion. My build is based around spamming potions.
Only thing that doesn't stack is the alchemy table from your house and the +1 mutagen, even though you should be able to get 8
I know it scales to level but what stats does Aerondight have other than damage?
>>339984673
First playthrough was around 150 hrs missed some stuff. second was 111 hrs and then hos. third was 100 hrs ng+ death march and deleted. Doing fourth playthrough to actually making more significant different choices and both expansions and actually completing all points of interest and every quest so I can finally say goodbye to gurlt
>>339984673
WTF
I have 177 hours and I have only completed the game on Death March ONCE.
>>339985097
>completing all points of interes
Jesus christ I can not make myself do that.
God speed.
>>339985201
Oh andactually play gwent this time;^)
What level were you when you completed the game for the first time?
I finished at level 34, apparently that's pretty low.
hunting panthers on horseback was fun. too bad this is the last chapter of the series
>>339985520
That's around the same for me I think.
Grand those swords, but I prefer me trusty axe.
>>339985520
29 base game on DM, everything felt like a breeze. I don't know if it would be much fun much higher.
>>339985520
36 the first time, barely scraped to 64 on ng+
>>339985520
Don't remember exactly but I know I was at 42 after killing Imlerith and I still had some side quests like Reasons of State to complete.
>>339977673
this one is better
https://youtu.be/XpvSXPmS4dY
Best Quest
>>339985071
when fully stacked it gives you perma crits
>>339980575
I'm not super brushed up on Witcher Lore, Geralt is pushing 100-something, isn't he?
>>339986348
Yeah, 100ish
IF MY BREATH DOES NOT STINK OF WINE
THEN HOW WILL MY WIFE KNOW IT'S MINE
>>339984162
>>339987078
BEATING YOUR WIFE IS LIKE BEATING GRAPES
MAKES IT BETTER
Is this game glitchy as fuck for anyone else? I swear, Roach just running in place is a daily occurence, and just the other day I had to reboot the game because Geralt forgot how to dive underwater and I had just jumped into a fucking well. Seems strange that I never hear people talking about this.
>>339973556
>tfw you can stroke the statues balls after you returned them and you get a stamina boost for an hour doing so
>>339985338
>tfw play magic
>tfw used to play yugioh before all the bullshit
>mfw havent even bothered with gwent
I know I'd like it just to busy with the story.
>>339987443
Are you playing the launch version
>>339987616
no kidding. there's ten million collectable armors, recipes, swords, etc. I don't know if I have it in me to invest into gwent
>>339985097
you need to get out more bro
>>339987647
Nope, I've got the latest version on the XBONE. The no diving underwatcher glitch actually happened with the brand the HUD patch.
>>339988085
I still go to work and night classes I just stay up really late ad drink too much
What's the theme where you fight that one High Vampire? thought it was funky as shit.
>>339987616
Right there with you. Im to busy trying to kill monsters to play guent.
Anyone who has played it. Is it worth getting into?
All the new fancy camera work in cutscenes and new tracks more sad this is the last entry
>>339987443
Glitchy roach is a running joke.
>>339988608
It's legitimately one of the best minigames in any game I've ever played.
>>339984115
it's heavy
>>339988608
Gwent is quite fun. I'm not CCG guy but once I gave gwent a try I had loads of fun. It's simple enough to learn, has some basic strategy and deck building to it. It's even got its own fleshed out sidequest line.
>he doesnt hit 18k with his strong attack before ng+
magicfags please leave
>>339988782
The fact that a glitch is funny doesn't excuse it in my opinoin.
Want to hear a Limerick?
>>339988790
>Spamming spies and dummies and spies is one of the best minigames you've played
Hm
>>339988945
yeah let's hear it
>>339973856
Isn't Gerald supposed to be ugly?
>>339988878
>>339988790
Alright ill give it a chance
>>339988995
Anything can sound shitty if you reduce it that much, especially the most exploitative strategy.
What did you lads think of the Skellige faction, the beserker thing is pretty uselless i think
>>339989325
To be fair, everyone in The Witcher was ugly
>>339989357
meme deck for a meme land. skyrim isles suck dwarf cock
When did the witcher catch on so hard? It wasn't TW1 that grabbed people was it? I didn't really know anything about TW until TW2 was nearly done.
>>339989095
The dialogue in the sidequests is brilliant
>>339989516
Yeah but Geralt is canon ugly
He only gets all the girls because he's aids-free
>>339989357
Skellige feels like worse version of monsters/squirrels
no spies outside mysterious elf fucks it over. relies on literally 2 combos.
Cerys/young berserkers and the druid/shrooms
>>339989654
what did the buff for stroking it even do
>>339989357
It's shit.
Those dwarfs were right, I feel bad for shilling the deck in that tourney
>>339989593
people who played tw1 raved about it and it got some decent sales, then TW2 came out and they hyped the shit out of geralt
>>339989740
Nigga read the thread.
>>339989593
>When did the witcher catch on so hard?
For the rest of the world it starts with TW2 because of the graphics and branching storyline which caught on. For Slavs, TW1 was pretty much like seeing LotR put into video game form.
>>339989740
Shit, I forgot to go check it out and get my free stroke now that you mention it
>>339982521
is that suppose to look good? heavy depth of field like that is absolutely dumb. subtle or no depth of field at all looks way better.
any more brutal death in vidya?
Is it okay too miss content in a game by choosing the wrong dialog options?
>>339989921
I happened to be running by the guy while he was yelling about tickets so I went in for a nice rub
>running around Skellige
>Storm starts up
Love the weather effects in this game. I could watch the wind blow trees around for hours.
Super comfy.
>>339990108
Satisfying, though.
I'm really going to miss the Witcher series.
Any other games where I can collectspoons?
>>339990337
What the fuck is that armor? That's pretty bitchin
How did we go from this...
Reading through the books at the same time is also nice, the hints fit perfectly without ruining it for non-readers
>>339989654
>>339990589
Nilfgaardian armour set I don't remember where you get it buts it's pretty early in the game
Just started TW3 last night. Holy fuck why have I held off on this for so long. I haven't even killed the Griffin yet, but I love it. It's the fantasy game I've been wanting to play for the past few years.
I just wish I played TW/TW2 as well.
>>339990614
To this?
>>339990565
Spoonquest was fucking creepy man
>>339990667
Witcher 2 is easier to get into, Witcher 1 is quite janky.
>>339982918
Sad for you then, buddy.
>>339990409
TW3 has one lighting effect that I've never seen in another video game and it's pretty cool.
It's that thing that happens when the sun peeks though scattered clouds so you'll see big patches of sunlight and shadow on nearby hills.
>>339990705
i seriously hope that you guys didn'tkill that poor cursed grandma
>>339989068
>Wyvern on this cliff-built tower at the sea
>shoot him with the crossbow
>crashes into the sea and dies instantly
>>339983080
kek
>>339990837
Get FCR for Witcher 1 and it's one of the best RPGs of all time, combat too.
>>339990871
Of course not,I force her to cook me dinner now, after stealing her dowry
>>339990705
Every quest related to Gaunter O'Dimm is fucking creepy
>>339990656
From the quartermaster at crow's pisshole/the baron's shitty woodhut.
I prefer the temerian one myself.
>>339973556
Everyone said hearts of stone was amazing but so far it's nothing special. Just did that third wish. the wife quest for le reddit hair man. It's not bad a game, but it's no better or worse then the base game was.
Does it get really amazing at the end or what?
best haircut?
>You can dump or cuck Triss/Yen with Shani or Sylvia
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>339982521
It's like a girl with some photoshop skill taking picure of the "scenery"
>>339990994
If the ghost wedding didn't make you enjoy it, then nothing will.
WOAHHH THERE ROACH
>>339991179
*cant
>>339990994
>the wedding quest
>the action house robbery
>the gravedigger fight
>the painted world section
I don't know dude, I found them pretty fucking great, bit better than most of the quest in the main storyline. Maybe not on a 'it's next coming of christ' level, but still.
>>339990992
That was it, for some reason I thought it was that Nilfgaardian outpost in White Orchard
>>339991210
>>339991324
The wedding was really funny yeah, but is that all the dlc has? Maybe I hyped myself up too much. Oh well, still have blood and wine to get through.
The heist was silly, gta v did the whole heist thing better and even they weren't great. Painted world was basically a big telltale style story section. Not a bad thing, but nothing amazing.
>>339980575
>young geralt
You are actually gay.
>>339980280
kek'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI-ErC0RLbw
Posting best track
>1:15
>>339991332
so this is the power of the aen elle... woah
>>339990705
>mfw hearts of stone song kicks in while explaining the curse to BB
>>339993062
They could have been more subtle there.
>>339993062
>>339993248
I thought it was a really nice touch honestly
>that quest where Geralt trips balls and gets to talk to Roach
>>339993062
>he sold mirrors
SHIEEEET
STLM 2.1 + Cinematic Reshade
EVERYONE MUST DOWNLOAD TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE GAME
>>339980575
I installed this mod earlier today and Gerlat face is still the same wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41giaALoo94
man this game has best soundtrack i've heard in a while
>>339993767
STLM doesn't work in Toussaint though
I honestly love the game, 150 hours in and currently playing NG+ on DM and heading to skellige soon. Trying to rush through this playthrough as I ended up buying the expansion pass when I had already started NG+ so now I need to rush through so I can level up enough for the expansions and unlock the new sexy witcher sets.I've never played Gwent [\spoiler]
>>339981982
To be more specific, the gear quest being in Toussaint.
So how about that Master Mirror reference in the spotted wight quest line?
Gave me chills honestly, very creepy villain
>>339987223
ultra kek
>>339980575
>eyeliner
What the literal fuck
What did he mean by this?
>>339994659
idk what did zoltan mean by this????
>>339994659
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>>339994659
Not that I think it's a big deal but fuck knows why people claim this is meant to be sarcasm.
>>339994746
>>339994659
GOTY, right witcherbros?
>>339987443
It's glitchy as fuck but because of its grand scale and depth people forgive it.
Did you become theFisticuff Champion of Mêlée Island?
>>339987443
It's not as bad as it was at launch, but the game is seriously a mess of glitches. At launch it was barely even playable, and that's a cardinal sin of vidya imo.
kaer morhen drinking was the best quest ever
>>339975341
They have no plans to ever make another game. As far as the devs are concerned, Witcher series is finished, they are putting all their work into Cyberpunk2077 for the foreseeable future.
>>339995208
Nah man the possession quest from Hearts of Stone is the most hilarious quest in vidya
>>339994953
Definitely
>>339995118Your mama...
>>339995223
>trust me man they're NEVER making another one
Fuck off retard Witcher 3 was a huge success, why would they just abandon their cash cow?
They might no have plans to make another one any time soon, but it'd be ridiculous to just assume the entire series is over.
>>339984115
Pretty good protection. Not particularly useful at higher difficulties, stuff does too much damage for it to be worth it. Really stifles stamina regen, like, one cast every ten seconds.
>>339995223
>>339995425
Yeah, they said Geralt's story is over.
Time for shitty adventures of boring Ciri
>Black dye doesnt make the Cat armor black, it makes it darker blue
This fucking triggers me hard.
>>339995118
holy fucking shit is that a monkey island reference in my witcher game?
How do you even take good screenshots of this game? Even if I use Steam, pausing causes main menu to show up.
>>339981982
I love Aerondight, plus the gold sword from the tourney, with full Teshma Mutna armor (no mask), and elven rebel cut
>>339994250
What the fuck is this? Shani's clothes, Ciri's body and Geralt's face texture?
>>339995619
Just press F12 dude...
![roche_and_iorveth__by_serviadeath-d50xfv3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Myxvvny.jpg "roche_and_iorveth__by_serviadeath-d50xfv3[1].jpg")
>>339995517
>Ciri
>implying it won't be aboutRoche and Iorveth broing up because they have to for some bullshit reason
>>339986348
in 3 he's like 110-130. I forget.
>>339980575
My nigga
>>339995517
>>339995425
>>339995223
On the pre release document leaks there were already references to Witcher 3 descicions passing over to the Witcher 4
The game is garbage shit and you literally spend more time watching cutscenes than playing gameplay.
>>339995619
Download debug console enabler
Get controller
Pause at right moment
Type testpause
That freezes the game, now go into freecam by pressing F1
Use controller to line a shot up, can tilt camera with right or left D-Pad or increase/decrease FOV with up or down on D-PAD.
Press HOME key to disable HUD
Take a shot.
>>339995517
>>339995223
http://www.itechpost.com/articles/18909/20160521/the-witcher-4-not-happening-blood-and-wine-last-series.htm
They have been pretty firm that Witcher series is concluded. They are completely focused on Cyberpunk2077
>Talking to Eurogamer, the Poland-based video game publisher's co-founder Marcin Iwinski confirmed that they will not be developing another "Witcher" game in the future. Iwinski reiterated that the "The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt" will have "Blood and Wine" as its final DLC, placing all stories regarding a new "Witcher" game 6 feet down under.
>It should be noted that CD Projekt Red once announced their plans to release another game this year, hence the "The Witcher 4" speculations. Eventually, people learned that the unannounced game is actually a new title in which its format is something that the company has yet to explore.
>CD Projekt Red has set its eye on "Cyberpunk 2077," which is an action role-playing video game pencilled for a 2017 release. But apart from this, the company is also said to be releasing a triple-A RPG some time around 2017 and 2021.
It's not happening. And I'm saying this as someone who would buy W4 in a fucking heartbeat
>>339995691
>>339995691
Nothing happens here. You mean as the screenshot key? Can't press that shit fast enough during cool moments, pausing would be much easier.
>>339994246
Now it doesn't, but it works everywhere else, and Toussaint looks great without STML anyway.
>>339989357
I ditched the berserkers, play the cow, shield maiden lady and boats. Also ditch the card that gives double bonus for siege, play dandelion for melee bonus instead.
>>339989357
Young berserkers might be worth it because there is a hero card that activates them. Otherwise they are pretty useless.
Honestly, I haven't done the tourney yet and only play with my OP Northern Realms deck.
this fucking quest man
dwarves really are the jews of the witcher universe
Would you a bird lady?
Pam Param pam param
>>339996703
I'd pump her rum
>>339996514
Based off Tolkien's dwarves
>>339996067
Too much exposure, doesn't really look good at all to me. Fog suits the game more anyways.
>>339996514
But in that quest you actually get back the gold
>>339990618
if anyone picked the Rivia armour they objectively have bad taste
>>339996868
yes but not until after the tricky little manlet tells you he schemed it all away and needs time to get it back
>>339996884
Well if you don't know who Ravix of Fourhorn was it wouldn't quite be the same
>>339994598
He's young. Making mistakes is part of growing up.
>>339996989
>Finding that fucking vampire in the cave.
It's moments like these that make the game so much better.
Kinda sad that having a black blood potion on doesn't changes the cutscenes though...
Cleganebowl confirmed.
>>339996989
>When your girl tries to kiss you after sucking your dick
>>339997306
>tfw lost the horse race
Is that why I never got to fight him?
>he didn't fight the secret pipe smoking spot
>>339980575
that looks gay as fuck desu
![3289EA4BC9FEBE313E488848EA1CA6A06B7995AE[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VkCGBJa.jpg "3289EA4BC9FEBE313E488848EA1CA6A06B7995AE[1].jpg")
>>339997402
>lost the horse race
literally how
>>339990618
Wtf? You can choose crest?
>>339997551
Roach got stuck on a fence and I went in circles trying to get out back on the track
>>339997764
Roach is legit one of the worst things in the whole game.
Any time he can conceivably fuck things up, he will, and in the worst way possible.
>>339989654
>He only gets all the girls because he's aids-free
Plus he's sterile. Though I'd imagine the main benefit is not dying a horrific death by syphilis. Though some chicks dig his alieness especially witches who seem to get off fucking the monster man
>>339988608
i like it a lot, it's not tripple triad but it's better than the FF9 card game.
>>339993062
Whoa! Are there any other quests in this game outside HoS that involves Gaunter O'Dimm in any way?
what's you guys favorite BaW side quest so far?
mine would be "there can be only one"
>"whoa im walking on water, just like...."
>quest reward is badass sword that's actually good
>>339998141
>he
>>339995705
Does Iorveth ever show up in Witcher 3?
>>339998528
Is Roach a she?
>>339995854
>Sigvald
I like it.
>>339997441
Fuck dude that is so comfy, I'm going to be a pure Witcher virgin this playthrough FUCK bitches I only want Ciri
>>339995208
>we should get some dames
>LET'S USE YEN'S MEGASCOPE
fucking hell i enjoyed that.
also the bro moment between geralt and lambert
>>339998752
Ciri is love.
Ciri is life.
>>339989217
Yeah, but they made him hot in 3 so girls would buy the game.
>>339998708
I think so. Surely at least a gelding
>>339998873
Roach is a mare, so yeah a she, except she has a man's voice which kinda throws you off
>>339998760
More paper, your excellency?
>>339998302
Building the Lebioda, then reading about his Budda/Jesus knockoff 4 rules. I love leaving a mark on the world, what's better than a landmark that helps you orientate.
>>339997551
I find some of those races can get awfully picky about whats part of the race track
>>339998141
roach is the silly sidekick we don't deserve
>also dat reference to cyberpunk with the metal in people's heads and flying cars
>>339998837
Geralt has always been attractive in the games
>>339999436
>implying
>>339999436
Bookwise he's an ugly. When Doppler shifts into him Geralt remarks how ugly and unnatural he is. But to be fair Geralt also kinda hates himeself so whatever
>>339999567
I want you to go back and play the Witcher 1 again and compare Geralt's physique and facial features to majority of the males in that game and tell me he isn't attractive.
Besides that's really not a bad looking face at all. It's just his complexion that's an issue.
>>339999392
A small cameo or reference in Cyberpunk would be dope.
I'd much prefer a reference to a straight-up cameo though.
>>339999436
>>339999567
oops
>>339999812
>calling this unattractive
>>339999685
his eyes too. Its unnatural and freaks people out. I imagine it'd be like being in the same room as a really life like puppet thats also alive and a superhuman. The fact that he's so close to being normal is more off putting than anything else
>>339999812
he looks like a feminist
>>339995425
because it isn't about it being a cash cow or not, cyberpunk will do fine, people at CDPR have worked on the witcher in one way or another for TWENTY fucking years.
